I Built a Raft That Defies Reality and Ignores Physics - Raft

[@ysccl]

Sliding down a golf ball: "Ow, ow, ow..." *Falling down a fatal height to hard ground without a parachute:* "You're fine"

[@KiryokuYT]

🤣🤣🤣

[@shelton_causier]

When you get yeeted off a skateboard in skate 3 your fine

[@lulzalfest]

Where is Grace G. to comment though?

[@_mwk]

Don't forget hugging a homemade pipe bomb.

[@joshcatindig6780]

When josh jumps out of a plane with no parachute and lives but brakes all bones Josh:im fine

[@senanisgodly]

"Requires higher altitude" Josh: Well YOU require lower attitude! *Best comeback ever.*

[@an00bpro10]

i was about to read this but josh just did it for me in the video

[@hushfur]

Ik that part had me wheezing

[@thanoose7890]

@@hushfur uu

[@thanoose7890]

@@hushfur uuu

[@soren_official.s_inactive-acc]

Only the finest comebacks live here.

[@BasicallyRANDOMYT]

4 horsemen of the apocalypse “Is there a limit?” “Let me give you a tour” “Hello it’s Josh” “Let me test something” Honorable mentions: “Only one way to find out” “That gives me an idea” “Don’t mind if I do” “You know what that means” “Hold on” “Rookie numbers” “You’re fine”

[@jennifercavenee7572]

"Only one way to find out!"

[@justinpohl8986]

@@jennifercavenee7572 that's the 5th recruit of doom.

[@Izaiyusa]

Here came nothing

[@jeanlemenn1054]

"That gives me an idea"

[@gdm2524]

You forgot "dont mind if i do"=)

[@bionicdragon5]

Most youtubers take nearly 100 episodes to get a quarter way through the game, then here's Josh blazing through the entire game on a floating cobweb.

[@link-cq2wx]

okay that hurts

[@tuxthelinuxpenguin]

most youtubers take 38 parts to complete a task, but Josh uses 2 second montage screens

[@alexsipy6744]

Character: *in severe physical pain* Josh: You’re fine

[@Just_another_Taiream_fan]

Character: enough, (uno reverse card) Josh: *im deeeeed* Character: nah, *YOU'RE FINE.*

[@Lemon-wk5zy]

100th like, nice job man

[@addi9767]

498 like

[@Cheeselord23]

599

[@Stoke3847]

When you hear "Let me give you the grand tour", you know Josh just did something insane.

[@dtamvxedits250]

Yep

[@madeline4200]

True dat

[@johnabel5440]

Agreed

[@jackkujawa2686]

Yep

[@endernaut0945]

Yep

[@Gooberjack]

This man is the embodiment of "Task Failed Successfully" and I am here for it.

[@b1gtunes434]

haha

[@miguelbaltazar7606]

Any1 remember Grace's comment in Planet Zoo?

[@sonjapotter474]

holy crap your right

[@ghostbirdofprey]

Finished building the raft boss

[@B3Smooth]

Like that guy who posted that video of nobody showing up to his workshop and now that video has 5 million views.

[@lowkeynerd474]

Game : 'Requires higher altitude' Josh, angry : 'Well you require lower attitude!'

[@pharaoh7424]

Yup. He said that. Good job, buddy.

[@breawen]

@@pharaoh7424 gotta thank mr. subtitle.

[@pharaoh7424]

@@breawen of course

[@BennyBoyOwO]

It feels like Josh is the embodiment of r/CrappyDesign

[@benson195]

@@BennyBoyOwO yes

[@carolinehorak7313]

I love that after every time he breaks a bone he just pauses and then goes “you’re fine”

[@DRXK-_-]

Ikr

[@aileenmikel5911]

I agree 😂

[@penguin_reader_yt9510]

Me jumping out a third story window: Im fine

[@tori55562]

I do agree

[@kevinbetone8686]

11:33 , 13:14 and 23:00

[@Tesoro1996]

Any game this guy play, he does the most stupid and ineffective things, but for some reason it ALWAYS WORKS.

[@ashlinking9085]

this guy breaks games, and my mind, with how well it works all the while actually beating them

[@somebody_random157]

Mine was the 100th like

[@silent9724]

if he does ineffective and stupid things enough itll end up working

[@moffle2851]

Graystillplays does the same but he’s better at it

[@stackhom656]

he's an engineer

[@dadquestionmark]

The fact that you brute-forced the damn 4-digit code makes me love you.

[@seqile2857]

I dont think he actually tried 4800+ combinations, because he cut to the part where its one number before the correct combination and he was saying out loud “four-eight-one-two” if he didn’t knew what was the correct combination he wouldn’t have said it out loud. But maybe he did say every combination out loud, who knows.

[@RuyVuusen]

@@seqile2857 You clearly don't know the insane dedication of Josh to do things the most awful way possible.

[@RuyVuusen]

Assuming he took 4 seconds on average per attempt it wouldn't take him much more than 4.5-5 hours, which is not even the worst amount of time Josh has spent brute forcing something.

[@Prismate]

i think it was just a joke

[@ourgoldenspires]

@@Prismate oh believe me, it wasnt

[@ManicMama.]

Honestly I'm actually somehow more shocked every time he reveals his creations. Like my god the patience he has to 'test the limits' like he does. It never fails to amaze me!

[@gum_ao]

The fact that most youtubers make 50 serieses on raft and you, a madlad, do it all in a single video

[@thatguyluis]

He probably also have a longer playtime to those multiple episodes of the other KZbinrs. The amount of time he just went thru building that ziplines is just mind boggling.

[@trentonjackson9138]

Can anyone explain how he has a metal axe without a smelter at 8:14

[@Lemonguy68]

@@trentonjackson9138actually Idk

[@soulofflame9999]

Fool.

[@soulofflame9999]

JOSH DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE COMPARED TO A MADLAD! We all know he's worse than that.

[@OhNoBohNo]

“That is, without a doubt, one the worst pirates I’ve ever seen” *Dramatic Pirates of the Caribbean score as Josh slowly floats his zipline hell raft across the ocean blue*

[@Quabbi]

I know right lol

[@johnhyde5627]

So it would seem....

[@FaliggetFTW]

You got the quote so wrong that it ruins the joke. It's: "You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of" "But you have heard of me"

[@hajilemaster05]

Dun dun dundundun dun dundun dun dun dun dun dadun

[@wburchell3468]

@The Noble do u want the apocalypse?!

[@mudaserquaraishee9170]

Speedrunners: "Let's beat this game as fast as possible without any mistakes" Josh:"let's spend many long and grueling hours trying to achieve pointless goals" Me:"I like your way of ThinkiNG!"

[@raduotin1452]

I love him for that

[@A_ldo..]

Ahh what a patient man

[@raisedbywolves72]

I have to admit that that thumbnail with all the ziplines is what got me to click on the vid! Never watched the guy before, but man this was a great watch!

[@linkedwinters]

edit the comment and remove the "Me:"I like your way of ThinkiNG!"" part, the first two lines are funnier without it :)

[@feraldelight]

You just described my life

[@elbee1771]

"Okay, so I have some findings." *Enters scene zipline heaven.*

[@WhackyCast]

These videos are one of the few I always instantly click on and watch through and then when it's over I feel empty.

[@zmist2133]

It's whacky

[@DestinyAitsujiWrites]

I've rewatched many of his videos multiple times because of it xD

[@calebbrown1952]

Hi whacky

[@sprite8133]

so u r a big fan of josh whacjy?

[@Rabid_Nationalist]

Same

[@TheChangeling13]

What gets me is that with all that zipline chaos, he actually created something functional.

[@huhwerami4417]

"At the end of chaos, there is harmony"

[@breadbreadington5735]

FLIGHT

[@СергейМалышев-ю8щ]

None said you can't become Spiderman!

[@TheChangeling13]

@Wev Honestly? Me neither. I was not prepared to be this popular when I dropped it here, but here we are.

[@mollywhitmore6209]

And fun

[@unowenwasholo]

Me in my blissful ignorance: "I've seen this man spend a lot of time doing stupid things in games, but certainly he wouldn't try every possible keypad combination."

[@saulesalejos4483]

One time i did that too. In Fallout they asked me for this stupid code so I started typing all the combinations from 0000 to 5250. Yep It was a waste of time and yep It would been easier and less boring going to find the code. But mama didn't raise no quiter.

[@yuvalnaingue8738]

But then he did

[@gamefeed6134]

there are only 10,000. 0000-9999

[@ThatRandoAsh]

Your doing YOUR math have you tried HIS math? This man is madness

[@venomousstrikerz8220]

Sean Pate I think his voice would have been gone from saying every number though right? That’s what throws me off

[@ladygenesis]

Josh, I just want you to know. I know this is an old video, but I love it and I love watching your videos because you make what feels like such a stressful and hard day, feel not so serious. Your tone in your videos, how you always casually handle ...and create... any burning fire around you, with such glee, is like an eye opener that there is a lot going on in the world that is always out of your control. May it be some chaotic godly force that despises any being named Grace or whatever you believe in, but it's not always *that* serious. And your videos really help me get through my days. Please never lose your humor and I hope that you are as happy in real life as you are in your videos because it's inspiring.

[@Bonsoirmonamie]

sadly, he posts these from prison. He is Dennis Lynn Rader, and his true persona is a far cry.

[@yourlocalwerido3944]

@@Bonsoirmonamie U sure?

[@Karma_Void]

@@Bonsoirmonamie Why do you bother saying this??

[@fr3dd4]

@@Bonsoirmonamie Dennis lynn rader is dead

[@GasTank87]

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[@sucrinplayinggodus7279]

Machine: Requires higher altitude Josh: Well you require lower *attitude*

[@cruzix-up5fb]

Laught way too hard at his comment 😂

[@poseidon8802]

Laughed more than I should have at that vasectomy of uncle po

[@KnoeMeGaming]

I hope everyone having good day..Most ppl probably want see this but im trying my hardest to hit 1k subs!!!!!..if ya could hopefully ya would subscribe!!

[@luu4558]

This destroyed me

[@edac.7847]

"Josh, Breaker of Worlds, Defier of Reality, Bender of Framerates."

[@alyssa_lynnae]

Really underrated comment.

[@Catsrnice_]

More like Destroyer of Framrates

[@kristysandlin8781]

Oh no

[@diegovarela1043]

Breaker of Legs as well...

[@Zesty_Mcnutt]

Grace, just some stupid background character nobody cares about

[@dimsky5355]

I'm happy for Grace, she was just a nice pet, eating and helping you through out the whole game.

[@Asillybfdifan]

And trying to eat you just how nice right

[@meijinofficial7117]

@@Asillybfdifan yup, she's lovely

[@힐만94]

@@Asillybfdifan no, just like cats and dogs, she just wants to chew you... but yeah, she pushes the boundaries too far most of the time... 🤣🤣🤣

[@bengal4047]

@@Asillybfdifan Considering the fates of the other Graces, this one being dangerous is very likely what spared her from being trapped in her own personal hell with no escape

[@FreezeFrameYT]

@@Asillybfdifan just like dogs in your country,you can eat them too!

[@arosegaming4793]

I've always wondered... Does Josh record the video and then do a voiceover after, or does he talk while playing?

[@crabman2010]

I'm going to guess he talks while gaming then re-records when editing for maximum funniness

[@RealRangerix]

i think both, i mean the instant reaction give more influence but after all he still need to edit all his video into 1 single master piece to be a story

[@benmiller2334]

yes

[@fntthesmth423]

Sounds like a question to pose for him in a Twitch stream!

[@BobThePenguin.]

@@benmiller2334 this is the correct answer

[@MinergamesWasTaken]

Josh: Easy, easy... *Breaks spine and several bones* Josh: You're fine.

[@mithryanna]

some of us have been playing a lot of 7 days to die recently and died a little inside with each broken bone crunch

[@sephia37]

Whispering: y o u r e f i n e .

[@NWORails_Off_Topic]

LMFAO

[@SilverThyme]

You *can't* fall 35 feet onto your feet and just walk it off?

[@NWORails_Off_Topic]

@@SilverThyme ?

[@krzuker]

I love "you require lower attitude" Also Josh just casually builds his raft into the Polyhedron from Pathologic. Great stuff

[@Rytonic69]

Every time josh asks "Is there a limit?", his graphics card starts weeping

[@laggsbutinfrench33toast47]

Mood

[@rosaliepaterno3191]

😂 lol

[@abdullanierway860]

Haha!

[@Trickshotbros-rx1lh]

@@laggsbutinfrench33toast47 hi

[@marbles7862]

The whole computer sobs

[@KingdomCome257]

I love this video because Josh took something relatively simple in concept (Zipline) and made it into something ridiculous (Zipline air) to move around like a spider monkey XD

[@lukeandzach3311]

This man could cure death with his dedication

[@Mufkins]

EXACTLY

[@osirismockingjay72]

If it's a nice interesting game like this, I cant blame him

[@certifiedbrickbattler]

You mean cure death the reaper?

[@kool_12345]

.

[@cherylrankins6138]

@@certifiedbrickbattler from the hollow?

[@equinox9520]

"Requires higher altitude" "Well, you require lower attitude" 100% the best response I've ever heard

[@finalscore2983]

Sure it's the computer that requires lower attitude?

[@LaSignorasfav]

@@finalscore2983 hahhahahaHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAABBAABBABBAABVA

[@mrdangerzone99]

Haha

[@Onlyfruitsofspirit]

Everyone forgets about the fifth sign of insanity: “Guess there’s only one way to find out” Edit: me 2 years later I had no idea this comment blew up lol

[@addi9767]

Y E S

[@DX413RB8]

that password crack attempt is the one i consider most insane

[@kimlawley75]

@@DX413RB8 I've seen more insane stuff on this channel :Pensive: :Neutral:

[@SilverThyme]

Or when he actually likes my tweet...

[@gttonero]

I remember watching this as my first introduction to this channel. The caption was funny but i legit thought that this was just a gameplay walkthrough or game review because of the channel's name. Unfortunately, i was wrong but very satisfied and pleased to have come across a gem. You're a genius Josh lmao

[@Lumbrax]

Imagine falling, breaking your legs and hearing a voice saying: "you are fine" from nowhere to be seen

[@mrfuzzerkins4170]

I'd be like wtf and look around me

[@virgin8500]

Id be worried about whos controlling me

[@the_minecraft_destroyer]

@@virgin8500 I'd know who it was and immediately attempt suicide to escape the coming horrors... 😄

[@connardman]

Also... its owner feel the same pain as you... Make it for every time you get hurt. I kinda have the same inner voice when I'm wasted. ^^

[@spillthetea_sis4043]

That would be terrifying-

[@dominiconeil4693]

That zipline system somehow manages to be incredibly stupid and the most effective possible setup, allowing easy transportation between any two points on the raft. Its paradoxical nature infuriates me.

[@pennding3415]

he took the ziplines and just made a web

[@JessieJussMessy]

Sir that is called a zip-field!

[@pennding3415]

@@JessieJussMessy oh shoot you right

[@raffimolero64]

20 meter radius emerald zipline

[@blackcrowe9414]

@@JessieJussMessy Bro I didn't think I'd find anyone on youtube with the same last name

[@dudeman71213]

Bro I DIED when you did the zip lines lmao, like I knew you were gonna go overkill but omfg

[@qusayxk]

lmao ikr

[@Draweing]

if you died how did you type the comment

[@goofyahhmuskteer1872]

@@Draweing .... Do you under stand a joke? This better be a joke

[@Draweing]

@@goofyahhmuskteer1872 yes it’s a joke

[@Draweing]

@@goofyahhmuskteer1872 his comment isn’t a joke, my reply is

[@jameson7428]

16:56 “Stand back nature ,I tooold youuu!” 😭😭😭😭

[@cassflores91]

oh buddy, are you ok there? 😅😅😅 😭

[@SWISS-1337]

I love how you capture the exact insanity that someone floating and lost to the sea would develop.

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@Roblox_Scripter1093]

How he make so many Rafts?

[@SWISS-1337]

@@Roblox_Scripter1093 magic.

[@ssapphire7781]

This is just how he is normally

[@Aethuviel]

I realized a while through that Grace is basically his Wilson.

[@stavanger1361]

You know, with any other KZbinr I would be certain that they googled the entrance code at the end, but Josh really seems like the kinda guy to go through 4000+ different combinations

[@-Shinoray-]

Yeah really certain He did. As we know Josh is a really Patient man. Excuse me... I meant to say Josh is a really Patient god Walking among us humanscrubs.

[@Durolith]

now he can do naheulbeuk dongeon the last password with head i tryed 12k combinations to get it xD

[@k00lerkid_]

Literally.

[@EQRuges]

Right. I was thinking he probably just looked it up. But then thought this is Josh he probably did go through them.

[@tinkrebelle]

That makes sense, but also I wouldn't be surprised if those codes are randomized to encourage playing the game more instead of just cheating

[@ScottGenRedPod]

Josh is the kind of guy I see who in his free time does Extreme Couponing. There’s no way he goes to grocery store and doesn’t leave with at least 50 boxes of spaghetti, 76 bars of soap, 322 miscellaneous canned goods, 66 pairs of oven mits, 12 bags of potatoes, a brand new Microwave, an oil change to his car, 2 tickets to an Ed Sheeran concert, and a puppy only to go to the checkout and have the store owe him $32. *What a legend.*

[@lonestarr1490]

Glorious :D

[@the_ecips9692]

This commend deserves the Truthology Award.

[@cgamer8938]

And a partridge in a pear tree

[@Mkoner]

Is this from best buy

[@wta1518]

Pay attention to his hydroneer series, he just shoplifts.

[@sandraleightner8950]

I laughed and laughed. I get more fun watching you play Raft than I do playing it myself

[@eiichioda]

"I'm just gonna try every possible combination." Josh, no... Josh your sanity Please, Josh *...* "4812" jooOOOOSH

[@saulesalejos4483]

Josh? JOSH? JOOOSH! Game Over.

[@neophobicnyctophile8264]

"DON'T DO IT YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN!!"

[@shlomgoldberg9136]

I hope he didn't and just looked it up and pretended to do it manually. Everything else is painful madness

[@DaSuDanesi]

@@shlomgoldberg9136 "painful madness" is what Josh calls an average day of gameplay.

[@maxgalaxykid7309]

I can't breathe...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roastyotoast8026]

I just started playing Raft and couldn’t find a good guide video, this video explained everything I needed to know with a side of humor, thanks!

[@Megan.1102]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bl4ck_m0ld]

"When does Josh EVER help anybody??" This comment: " RIGHT NOW "

[@lostbelt]

So... What your best friend name?

[@coltywolty01]

@@lostbelt your mom

[@marcus_w0]

Well, just do, what Josh did and you're doing great... playing it just as the developers intended.

[@sugacuteic]

*REQUIRES HIGHER ALTITUDE* "Well you require lower attitude" made me laugh so much lol

[@cjuldiz]

IKRR😹😹😹

[@christianpeterson3624]

Same

[@wdgaster6280]

YES SAME

[@valisy]

YES!!

[@brandonwheeler5101]

You are nothing but correct

[@justyouraveragedude7499]

Unironically it seems like a pretty cool way to get around the rafts.

[@itsmeh1901]

*breaks literally all his bones from falling Josh: “You’re fineeeeeeee”

[@lampadudle]

@gremlinstdm Same xD

[@gobyivvivilvaq]

23:54 ow ow ow ow

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

Can't like it's at 666

[@itsmeh1901]

@@lemmetalkaboutthis my comment is now cursed

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

@@itsmeh1901 in the best way, yea

[@arandominternetperson437]

*crunch* "You're fine" This got a chuckle outta me

[@WalkerWyant]

Same

[@Baychimo]

You were always easily amused.

[@arandominternetperson437]

@@Baychimo what?

[@Baychimo]

@@arandominternetperson437 What?

[@ЖмыхМаладой-и4х]

I didn't even get to read the title, I just saw a thumbnail and I was like: "Oh god. It's him."

[@BetaTester704]

Cant even read your name man.

[@genghiskhan4883]

@@BetaTester704 theres this really cool thing its called other languages

[@monkeypp21savage]

@@genghiskhan4883 are you my relative i feel like i know you from somewhere

[@EldenDoge]

The ancient one has returned to the mortal realm!

[@landofwkwk6166]

YASS

[@372what_does_the_fox_say]

Game: "Requires higher altitude" Josh: "You require lower attitude!"

[@orion2826]

Josh on every game: 1. Normal gameplay 2. Testing some stuff 3. Found some weird bug/idea 4. Using that bug/idea to destroy the game 5. Abomination.

[@iminmisery437]

5 stages of josh

[@oscarthefunnydoggo9695]

Josh chaosh

[@mrpots4318]

6. Find Grace

[@themonster8568]

dont forget number 7 7. CHAOS CHAOS

[@nohintshere]

@@themonster8568 josh can do anything

[@Lpkiwi]

I can imagine someone else in the raft universe on they’re smol raft and then they see a loot raft and then it turns out to be this beast

[@coffeecoffee2096]

Lmao

[@Noobletines]

"What kind of hell spawn is that!"

[@ApplePi._.]

Why do I hear boss music

[@mayapapaya02]

“i think i’ll just stay poor”

[@yourfellowscratchjrenthusiast]

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

[@youdontknowme2534]

" You're Fine " - quote of the century.

[@funnygoonny6403]

LMAO

[@kombasi1257]

t-shirt material

[@youdontknowme2534]

@Susannah Griffin Green YOU.NEED.WHO?

[@youdontknowme2534]

@@kombasi1257 Exactly!

[@robbieclayton4672]

Guess what! *UR FINE*

[@timkohai]

I wasn't expecting this to be as funny as it was. Your voice makes the sarcasm and pauses even funnier. First video of yours I've 'discovered'. loved it

[@asadmarji8195]

He's so sarcastic that it sounds like he's advertising a commercial.

[@morgato4200]

"Guys did you know that the FDA classifies YOUR soap as liquid detergent!?"

[@itjustlydia5073]

@late4thegameNOW Lq

[@maximep1874]

advertising a commercial... yeah thats how they work xD

[@maximep1874]

@web dev oh yeah

[@miniaxolotl9637]

YES!!!

[@queengilly]

‘Requires higher altitude.’ “Well you require lower attitude.”

[@absolutewisp]

Take that, wire-stressing radar station thing!

[@Tired_man1]

That made me laugh

[@lev7509]

Ironically, the zipline hell is actually somewhat usable because he can switch to a different zipline mid-way, and with the zipline density it gives him basically free movement in all directions (including up and down).

[@christopherverhoef9112]

That's what I was thinking. Josh is the kind of guy who'll deliberately do something so wrong that it loops back around and becomes clever.

[@lev7509]

@@christopherverhoef9112 so in order to move into a direction he simply has to look into it and spam E.

[@DanielDanielsen]

Oh wow! You mean.. Like he said in the video? 🤦

[@lev7509]

@@DanielDanielsen OWOWOW MY FEELINGS

[@genghiskhan4883]

@@lev7509 oh youre fine

[@TrueKingHollow]

The fact that Josh is always so nonchalant about even the craziest things he’s done is beyond any other KZbinr I’ve seen on KZbin.

[@cholze9146]

Josh: Disappeared for 3 weeks consecutively Me: He’s going to do something stupidly satisfying for me again Josh: *attempting almost 5000 time guessing the password to find the corrected one* Me: “perfection”

[@HaydenRoberts08]

He could have just googled it and then pretended..

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@HaydenRoberts08 Aahaahhaa thats not the Josh way

[@jordanpolak8134]

I abseloitly laugh so hard

[@micahknapp706]

@@HaydenRoberts08 okay true but like I need to know if he did or not

[@jordanpolak8134]

Lol

[@gracegirl1086]

I need merch that says things like: "You're fineeee." And "This is Grace." And other things like that lol.

[@bigboyjimm]

“And only good things happen to you”

[@bigboyjimm]

“let’s fire it up and see how wrong we can play it”

[@zalfaizdihar6728]

"only one way to find out"

[@Ekoperation]

And Hold Please 😂

[@itdobelikethatsometimes.7462]

“USS wasted potential

[@maxnificent1014]

"I'm gonna try every possible combinations" 丂爪卂尺ㄒ

[@gobyivvivilvaq]

. S̵̢̡̢̢̧̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̪̯͙̯̬̩̫͇̗̺͖͖̯̘̭͉̝̻͙̘̥̞͕̹̫͙̖̱͇̹̣̱̙̼͈̺̭͚̜̥̭͕̯͉̥̦̥͇̥̗͚̭̠̮̟̋̽̒̍͋̃́̿̈́̿͌̈́̐͂͑̈́̅̈̊̇̉̅̄͆͌̽̏́̆͋́͊͐̂̃̇́͐̓͒̊̈́͋̃͌͂͛̓͗̂̏́̒̊̃̌̀͘̚̕̕̚͜͜͝͠͠͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅM̶̢̢̡̨̡̥̰̦̞̻͇̬̗͎͍̦͖̘̰͔̟̰̞͖̪͎͚̤͍̤̖̲̣̼͇͈̥̰̙̖̹͔̱̠̮̮̰̭̻̖̖̰̖̥̂̽̿̇̔͑̿̾̊͂̾͗̏̈́̄̇̈́̇͐̍̀̇̂̒̉̀̃̈́̊̃̈͑̅̈́̽͒̾͠͠͠͝͝͝À̸̧̢̨̡̨̡̡̡̡̘̫̫̟̩̼̯̟̠͔͍̫̫̩̹̰̲͍̮̰̖̟̩̦̥̠͉͙̭̺͇̙͔̝̲͉͈͍͈̳͔̺̜̮̪̖̞͉̜̙̜͚͕͓̙͇͕̻̻͕͈̖̹̱̤͕͕͈̬̺̠͉̦̼͓̞͇͖͓̼͚͎͕͚̩̰̀̃͒̇̄͋̊͛̾̿̈̾̏̾̃́̑̒̓͂̅̒̆̈́͐͐̍̔̊̍͒̓͒̿͆͛̎̊̊̊̈́͘̚͜͝͠ͅŖ̷̧̧̨̡̢̡̡̡̛̛̟̪͉͙̝̹̦̮͇͇͉̺̥̣̟̰͎̝̺͎̠̦̰̲̬͎̳̩̥͔̗̮̤̮͍̘̠͇̝̝̞̬̝̺͉̲͈̻̭̲̠̭͎͖̰̣̭̙̪̳͕̹͉͔̩̻͉͓̩̼͕̟̱̦̻̳̝̟͇̪̜͚͔̹͖͖̼͎̰͙̻̂̈́͗̉̔̆̄̈̔͆̉͛̔͊̑̾̍̀̓͛̓͑̿̃͛̆̀̿͑̄̑͌̋͋͛̓̂͒̋́͌̊̌̇̓͂̆͐̄̍́̎̇̆̓͌̄̏̓̓̾̍̊̅͛̐̔̀̕͘̚̕͘̕͜͝͝͝͝ͅT̷̨̧̢̧̨̨̨̧̛̛̰̮̬̩̯̳̫̩͍̲̖͉̟̹̣͇̙̦̗͚̠̙̥͙͉̠͈̫̰̞̭̥͈̱̰̘͓̬͓̥̲̦͖̲̺̥̯̗͔͈̯̭͉̺̖̘͔̙̱̪̼̱̯̜̳͈̜͕̼̤̠̲̰̺̠̮̮͍̞͕͉͓̹́͐̀́̽̒̃̉̏̈̑̊̂̀̅̂͒̀̒̍̅̌̿̌̋͌̽́͆̂͑̓̇̌͛͗̊́̇̎͒͂́͋̓͌͆́̕͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅ .

[@user-wi1qh4hm5d]

@@gobyivvivilvaq Wtff

[@user-wi1qh4hm5d]

@@gobyivvivilvaq THAT SPELLS S M A R T

[@shaumte]

@@gobyivvivilvaq WOW

[@loroger9754]

@@user-wi1qh4hm5d Thx, me being able to recognize Chinese characters has disallowed me to read it in English texts 😂

[@spookycrew7905]

As someone who is playing this game, this both hurts and is hilarious!

[@DL-zv5xc]

Josh is the type of guy that would test every single possible code to find the solution. Josh is *LITERALLY* the type of guy that would test every possible code to find the solution.

[@Teasuti]

To be fair I think that one is staged. He obviously solved the puzzle. :D

[@Huntracony]

He didn't test every possible code, though. He stopped when he found the right one.

[@bazzel1059]

@@Teasuti Think so too, that would be (even for him) the biggest time waste ever

[@Pyxis10]

Brute force hacking works I suppose.

[@Van_Lucas]

But that judt how josh plays the game

[@tonyadair0754]

Normal fans when their favorite KZbinr doesn't post a video in a long time: *Confused panic* Let's Game It Out fans when he doesn't post a video in a long time: "Oh, this next video is going to be great!"

[@themajicman2427]

The longer he takes, the more chaos he put into it.

[@goddesskate5958]

I literally thought 4 days ago I wonder what Josh is ruining now

[@wta1518]

@The Noble I would rather not.

[@SethHanLee]

@The Noble poor grace and elise dee

[@SethHanLee]

@The Noble graystillplay + let's game it out + CallMeKevin = Apocalypse

[@p_owlow]

Player: * falls from the stratosphere * *c r n c h* gio: y o u ' r e f i n e

[@robertschnobert9090]

Who is Gio? 🌈

[@p_owlow]

@@robertschnobert9090 I don't know, that comment is completely irrelevant.

[@dankdio2887]

@@robertschnobert9090 what do the capitol letters of "Game It Out" spell?

[@coffeecrispy2673]

@@dankdio2887 but the channel is " *Let's* Game It Out"

[@p_owlow]

@@coffeecrispy2673 gio is cooler than lgio

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

Lets game it out is the definition of "take it to the limit"

[@gageperrin7771]

lololol first

[@alopexau]

That zipline reveal at 20:22 absolutely destroyed me, I am in actual pain, I haven't laughed that hard in years.

[@hxn_er9939]

His character : Falls about more than 50 times Josh : " Youre fine "

[@emilyr-s1070]

Your dedication to absolutely destroying these games and pushing them to their limits, and spending so much time doing it is genuinely incredible. I’ve been binging your videos and I love every single one

[@nilsnoordhuis7606]

Josh: breaks physics unbelievably in a game Me: yep, the usual

[@raduotin1452]

I love his channel for that

[@sora-ren1939]

the one thing that makes me so impressed about josh is how he literally thinks out of the box and can test out so many different things to destroy the games. oh, and the dedication.

[@BelieveMiracleMo]

The person who invented torture: *I fear no man* But that thing- Josh: I’ll be right back, lemme test this. *It scares me*

[@anastasiapa3119]

lmaoooooo

[@real-moai]

Imagine coming home after spending hours on a raft; "OH BABY, I thought you died." "The calculus of your brain seems to be a deep sea point of a dropeth of zero." "Umm, how about you go say hi to grace over there."

[@noizepusher7594]

I love how he figured out the code puzzle with just pure stubbornness.

[@henryworks9089]

MoonPadUSer, I doubt it.

[@CojanDaniel]

@MoonPadUSer isnt it randomly generated for each player? would make a lot of sense to be

[@friedibarti8070]

@MoonPadUSer Dude, he literally fished in a mining game for way too many hours to count just to get money.

[@wta1518]

@@CojanDaniel let me check. Nope, same code for everyone.

[@hansfactory4296]

@MoonPadUSer for other players yeah they might. But looking at John's history? I doubt it

[@javierdiaz4433]

You already know that right after he says "Hold please" that the next shot is going to be the most absurd thing you have seen in your life.

[@ecanlas4932]

Yep

[@umloucobr4980]

Yes??????????!!!!!!!!!!..........

[@Cal_Cat]

Yup

[@drewdyman1014]

"Not only is the island still there, but crippling thirst and hunger." -Josh 2020 2:37

[@nutanapiamkulawanich4294]

It’s thirst and hunger

[@drewdyman1014]

@@nutanapiamkulawanich4294 close enough

[@drewdyman1014]

Jesus, 203 likes? Haven’t got that many likes before

[@freelixkforerrybody]

@@drewdyman1014 You got 295 in 3 hours, how do you feel?

[@drewdyman1014]

@@freelixkforerrybody pretty good

[@oceanfox0953]

Cant wait til this updates and our lord and savoir, Josh, finds a new wait to let loose the demons of Chaos.

[@WrathfulEel]

at this point, i wouldn’t even be surprised if Josh broke physics in the real world

[@NurseInTraining]

I’m sure he already has.😆😊

[@TheDiamondN0Ob]

@@NurseInTraining What the......

[@linkedwinters]

@@NurseInTraining Yeah, he must have found a bug to stop time because no human alive has the time to do half of the things this man does in one singular video.

[@NurseInTraining]

@@TheDiamondN0Ob You’re surprised? Didn’t you get the memo? He covered it in the group email! 😂🤗

[@TheDiamondN0Ob]

@@NurseInTraining ohhhhh.......

[@DragoCV]

Can we appreciate How Josh Makes an effort to really go to random coordinates and making these "beautiful" arts such as the zipline even though He probably spent like a year of his life doing that.

[@speccysquaregolike9629]

"She's beauty and she's Grace, she's going to eat your face"

[@xxgamer7062]

wilbur soot lol

[@Dutchwh0re]

Mans got metal tools before a smelter, that just shows how powerful he actually is

[@incog.lr2]

I like when he gives his character open breaks in the legs and then just whispers, “You’re fine.”

[@CCFoxxen]

Agreed

[@christianpeterson3624]

Agreed

[@skaffron]

Agreed

[@focusfailing2831]

Agreed

[@PSGIF]

Agreed

[@stagdragon3978]

I feel like people ask Josh " so what did you during quarantine?" He probably just says "oh I just worked on my let's play channel."

[@AribellaD]

Character: “ow I think I broke my legs” Let’s game it out: “Your fine”

[@mhmmdrifai2502]

His name josh, if you didn't know thar

[@CarassiusAu]

My fine?

[@striderpup1169]

Imagine jumping off a half-mile high tower, breaking your legs, and then hearing a voice from the heavens saying: “You’re fiine”

[@littlenuni]

HAHAHA XDD

[@gemre4]

You're*

[@SMBDelse]

7:21 I really liked the part where he said “it’s journalin’ time” and journaled all over the place

[@ParkerTyler]

Josh: “I’m going to test the code in order!” *4000+ attempts later* Me: “He didn’t.”

[@goddesskate5958]

Oh he did

[@wta1518]

He did.

[@A_ldo..]

Hes a patient man

[@ParkerTyler]

@@A_ldo.. we don't deserve him

[@A_ldo..]

@@ParkerTyler we truly dont. I want to be like him someday

[@slugcat6226]

After all these years of torture, Grace finally snaps and shapeshifts into a shark to inconvenience Josh in any way possible

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Only to be tortured more.

[@quirkhopper404]

@@Concerned_Custodian She'll be back

[@vikks3451]

Who’s grace

[@SpencerTries]

@@vikks3451 A sad person who was forced to be the only person working at a hospital for eternity in another video. And also was previously the only janitor

[@DarkBunsCult]

@@vikks3451 yep shes miserable

[@toryprovenzano6787]

Josh: “I wondered if there’s a limit” Me: oh no

[@Sleppy-Galaxy]

The "Your fine" kill's me every time

[@Verzalux]

Josh : *exist* Game : *chuckles* "I'm in danger"

[@doupei9264]

trueeee

[@GalgenchillerLP]

i love how this starts with a piece of wood and ends in the future

[@shahrylaidil1359]

Hello Josh, I just wanna share a a personal story of mine. 17 October 2020 was the date my ex left me. We were bestie and the day before we played Raft on steam. I just wanna say that this video had been haunting me, it kinda hurt but I have to watch it until the end because I left this community since 2020. Thank you for everything.

[@RayMak]

It's like building an island

[@mnkey5285]

No, it's a raft

[@justinnipper9226]

Why do i see you comment on like 90% of the videos I watch, despite the fact the videos I watch have little to no relevance to each other.

[@niah4756]

@@justinnipper9226 Lmao

[@TheoNdahl]

No one cares but: I have never seen one of your comments so early before

[@ahzim1225]

Jumpa pun

[@oneguyy]

Everyone: Giant raft Josh: R A F T I S L A N D S

[@E13524]

Here me out on this one, G I A N T R A F T I S L A N D S

[@cellos25]

Josh: My water. Grace: OUR water.

[@grimeselianna1003]

"Ugh! Can't turn on the displays, game just wants me to RiDe ZiPlInEs" I died

[@toluol2889]

communistic Grace

[@kavinpranavsivaprakasam4282]

$ 40000000000000000

[@kavinpranavsivaprakasam4282]

...HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@Byeer_123]

SIOZNEZMUSHIMI ISTALIS RUPLUBLIK

[@Cucumber_Sandwhich0]

I love how the video starts off normal and then like 4 minutes later the chaos starts

[@butteredtoast1192]

"Let's open up the game and see how wrong we can play it" - that should be your slogan

[@Luqman899]

"So how many ziplines are you going to place to get around your base?" "Yes"

[@MechTechPatrick]

This is hilarious

[@dontgotomychannel5852]

Don't look at my name

[@cmaxbs]

That's pretty smart and fun not gonna lie, you can just jump from zipline to other zipline

[@JuanPablo-ho7fg]

Dude turned a raft into Serial Experiments LAin

[@pyrotf2872]

“Time to start up the game and see how wrong I can play it.” That should be your slogan

[@charlesebeniste]

I laugh a lot with this video. 19:38 omg i can't stop pointing hhaha

[@ednygma9563]

“EASY. EASY” c r o n c h “you’re fine.”

[@Frost_spirit434]

*UR FINE*

[@dontgotomychannel5852]

Don't look at my name

[@thocen_real]

@@dontgotomychannel5852 I did what you said not to do and i wonder why i did not expect what happend

[@7xynOLDCHANNEL1209]

@@thocen_real lol you got rick rolled

[@R3YXN121]

1k like

[@DeltaHunter.]

Someome: How much time do you spend playing those video games? Josh: positive.