I Ruined an Entire Town with My Torture Tavern - Crossroads Inn

If my tavern was on Yelp, it would get -10,000 out of 5 stars and I couldn't be more proud.
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I Ruined an Entire Town with My Torture Tavern - Crossroads Inn - Let's Game It Out
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ABOUT THIS GAME:
Crossroads Inn is a real-time management sim with role-playing games elements. The game consists of two unique modes offering totally different experiences.
In Sandbox mode gamers will focus solely on managing their business and economy - to build their very own tavern, hire and oversee staff, manage the supply chains and create new dish recipes. In Campaign mode, micromanagement is just a prelude to a rich story as the kingdom is in turmoil and a shift of power is expected. Your Inn will soon attract the attention of important political and military figures, who are desperately trying to hold on to the reins of power. Gamers will become part of a large-scale drama full of political intrigues, vivid characters, treacherous NPC’s and dangerous quests inspired by RPG games - You will even have a damsel in distress to save!
A List Of Features Includes:
Real-time management sim and RPG in one!
Two distinct game modes: an epic Campaign mode with a non-linear story (12 different endings!) and nearly endless Sandbox mode dedicated to hardcore sim fans
A rich and detailed lore with feuding factions and powerful organizations - choose to forge alliances or work against others in an original low fantasy setting
Once in a lifetime culinary adventure designed in cooperation with the experts from Nerds’ Kitchen! Discover recipes, create new dishes and serve varied menus to attract different social groups
A complex tavern economy simulation with various groups of customers, special guests, unique and regular employees, dozens of resources and facilities to build and develop - all binded together with a network of reliances
Original soundtrack composed by talented team including Marcin Przybyłowicz (The Witcher 3) and recorded with traditional folk instruments from various cultures and eras
Expanded in-game culinary recipes along with a fully developed nutritional system created to influence relationships with different guests and fractions
Extensive in-game editor that allows to fully modify game and to create your own campaigns, scenarios and adventures with access to all game assets

[@graceg.6040]

huh, i have "be tormented by josh" at the top of my super duper secret diary, what a coincidence!

[@garrettk7166]

Did you enjoy your small room? :-)

[@peffiSC2source]

I ship it.

[@Mucke454]

Im looking for you under every single vid and im allways disapointed when theres no grace for josh to torture ^^

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

You are the most important person.

[@skunko1871]

I'm new, where did these "Grace" jokes come from?

[@gabrielvanderschmidt2301]

This guy makes a perfect game tester. He will torture the software until it tells him its very last secret.

[@denniselliott27]

I personally believe that that's why game devs give him keys, so he can torture test their games for them, lol.

[@Capumaraca]

@@denniselliott27 Definitely, I've been making a game for years, and right now I can't bear playing my own game for longer than 10 minutes. Play tester is probably the most underappreciated job in game development.

[@jwpipes47]

@@Capumaraca hiring remote play testers? XD

[@faisfaizal5194]

@@denniselliott27 more like, free publicity

[@Aredein]

@@Capumaraca And game industry faces huge consequence for lacking good testers and people who patch bug - broken games for years since release.

[@kyleromard5508]

I would love to watch a live reaction video from the developers watching this video. Or any of his videos for that matter.

[@micebirds]

YEP

[@fef_69]

Booyyyy

[@TheBlasterOfMachine]

Please Josh make it happen

[@hannerieboshoff842]

Same

[@jobomeful]

Haha yessss that would be epic every thirty seconds just screaming WHY!?!?!?!

[@AlabasterJazz]

"You did it game, you got me to make concessions for you." Meanwhile, the game is just crying in binary until it crashes again

[@djkungpowchicken1063]

The iconic ending line "So I think we've done as much damage as we could do here..."

[@J0rask]

And I'll see you... next time!

[@christopherverhoef9112]

"So after keeping these people trapped overnight, I can sadly conclude they never die." That is one of the Joshiest statements ever.

[@reklin]

Really made me nostalgic for the old Sims games.

[@wittymchitty]

Right at 13:56, I accidentally dropped my phone screen-side down, and the last thing I heard before it turned itself off was a slightly disappointed "Oh...goodnight."

[@imagiking69420]

Underrated comment

[@vip3r-_-]

4:37 “Medieval Luigi” is probably the best insult I have heard in a while- the second best was “Rip-off Flowey”

[@jasepoag8930]

"Look at how dejected these people look when they're not actively drinking" Relatable.

[@SanguiniCore]

6:04 Guy sitting: "Here, have a hug."

[@sanwich626]

The guy who's trying to do things while sleeping every few seconds is literally me when I'm in sleep paralysis

[@Shakezoolatron]

"I don't know what it is but I'm glad I got it the wrong way" is kind of your theme

[@allenholloway5109]

10:47 Did you know that 606 is the original number of the beast? It was changed to 666 because people spelled Nero's name differently.

[@elimuse466]

"...and if I'm lucky a big strong man will watch over me while I sleep."

[@YourMothersFavouriteTerminal]

Imagine You are kicking a candle and trying to sleep and then your bed catches on fire

[@kmpgos4158]

That ending with milions of ships going towards your town really cracked me up.

[@chaosmastermind]

The fact that they are sailing a huge distance on a lake to deliver water is even funnier.

[@Skywarslord]

Im imagining the ships are so densely pacted that at this points it’s essentially a bridge

[@austonhelms5063]

I like how that "neighbor" was your house that's why you can build on it.

[@RedDeadSakharine]

15:23 That excited "Oh yes!" is gold xD

[@freak7092]

The channel I look forward to every week, it’s hilarious! Why isn’t everyone subscribed???

[@yohan2.098]

7:04 It Did Become Sentient

[@5gonza541]

2:44 I laughed so hard I bet my neighbours heard it lmao

[@mkdmn5]

14 minutes into a 17 minute video, Josh finally allows the npcs to rent a room. Then he immediately gets distracted with placing porta potties in his neighbors property.

[@SolarCasanova]

I watch these videos before bed. I guess that explains the nightmares.

[@kaylareid6160]

6:12 you know a tavern is great when you spot rats outside of the establishment

[@kapzduke]

10:02 i cant stop laughing wtf

[@DonTinker]

Every developer's nightmare starts with *_Hey there, it's Josh_*

[@douggaming6657]

"Why does the door just open like that.. Is this like a fetish of yours..." That one really got me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@theycallmetundraboy914]

"That's the kind of laughing I do right before I cry." Too real.

[@mobzillaface2553]

Omg I feel so bad for the game decks just watching their game being torn apart lol 😂

[@squiggle463]

If josh ever finds a new sidekick/partner, they should be called Grace, and torture npcs called josh.

[@AromaticSloppyWetInvitingHole]

i like how the game crashes when it knows you've gone too far.

[@PatrickPease]

This one gave him a real fight, "blocked all paths? okay time to destroy your stuff then, and after sufficient destruction, we'll freeze.

[@MrHappyFaceMP]

this is solid, FRESH youtube content. I haven't laughed this hard at a KZbin video in a long time. GREAT JOB!!!

[@notyou8991]

why im watching this video 15 times in my life

[@YukonK9]

Josh should be hired by game developers to find glitches lol

[@TheThingattheEndoftheBook]

That's basically what happens, but he usually does it pro bono or in exchange for a key.

[@thefluffdj4551]

At 1:36 i did not like that npc when you said: "oh yeah that's how you get rid of boulders just make sweet love to it with you're hands" Npc: *laughs like a maniac*

[@FirinMahLazer1]

Devs: I think we built a pretty solid game here. Josh: Are you sure about that?

[@BloodyMobile]

"I'm glad we have it and didn't earn it the right way" xD

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

This truly is the dark ages. They don’t have a cinco sleepwatching chair to watch rookie sleep . Just normal chairs .

[@TheSonshade]

You literally invented Vancouver BC, via Gastown and Gassy Jack's tavern circa 1900. Well done! Thank you for Lululemons.

[@jamesgastellum7044]

I think Josh would be the best beta tester ever, it's fixing the problems where he falls out a bit.

[@coicedebagual]

If I´m having a bad day I know I can count on you to make NPCs have a worse day and make my day.

[@謎のユーザー-z5j]

This guy comes up with some crazy ideas which are funny and frightening at the same time.

[@ThatBoiOnLaythe]

Poor Kerrbal space program!🙁🙁🙁🙁🛰 16:00

[@ThatBoiOnLaythe]

Btw what would Josh playing Kerbal Space Program be like?

[@ladysyberia7419]

I know this video is "old" but I recently found your channel & have nonstop been binging your videos. Your voice & your humor are absolutely incredible. Thank you for the laughs!

[@SuperLordHawHaw]

Got to love a game company that puts 10x more effort into the ad video than into the game. Should've put one chamberpot in the middle of the room surrounded by a hundred beds and watch everyone struggle to use it.

[@smileysatanson3404]

i also love when a strong watch over me while i sleep, i feel so safe, especially if he's in the corner, sitting on a comically small stool and cleans his knife while rubbing it against his cheek every now and then

[@shototodoroki5296]

1:25 I had a nightmare because of those things... THAT THING WAS CHASING ME IN THE NIGHTMARE!!!

[@officerdino1113]

Idea: Make a jail in this game, the staff could be prison guards and for the parloir you can have tables in-between the wall with a chair on each side and a prison-y window in the wall.

[@zubu2112]

Josh's voice makes me calm down when I get shared at night, so I put on his videos and sleep while listening to them.

[@kitkatpadywak]

"Why would the game let us •insert literally any insane action here•?" Game: •crashes•

[@lindseypellino939]

this video made me laugh until i cried. tears streaming down my face. thank you

[@NoahGooder]

the fort wall and the windows is basically the equivalent to having a high-rise apartment next to a 1 family house.

[@SirMarshalHaig]

Ah the long awaited sequel to Mountains of Madness. Lovecraft would be proud.

[@WildeFyre69]

My God you have a warped mind! I LOVE it! Seriously, your videos make me LOL at least 10 to 15 (or more) every time I watch a new one. Thanks for your excellent and hilarious videos!

[@arthur.4732]

2:54 "Oh i get it, was is just knowing you couldn't leave that was the problem? Now that you can you just feel safe in there?" Well that still lives up

[@MJFallout]

That should teach us all something about the madness that is buying bottled water from foreign places, aggressively marketing-hyped to somehow be so much better than local water, which can be prepared to really high standards virtually anywhere.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Josh you are the only youtuber I know that has tormented npcs with a tavern

[@chikenlord900]

2:43 "this is a family establishment" 😂

[@coloros9065]

thanks for your videos Josh!! You always manage to make me smile when I'm not feeling very well lately :)

[@nightwind9]

thank god, I am a fan of the game. Never thought you would review this game. Thank you so much sir. You made my day and give me new ideas to enjoy. muahahaha.

[@YourComputer]

"What are you afraid of?" They have you as a neighbor. What more needs to be said?

[@Rayfp63]

I fear that if Josh ever becomes president there would either be world peace or anarchy and there’s no in between

[@adrianw.8410]

Josh are you aware you’ve created the funniest channel on KZbin

[@anandsherwood]

I think those arrows going down are making the gravity force pull him more underground...

[@kaelins5711]

in every chance, I make sure to watch the ads fully to hopefully help you out after exhausting yourself making this amazing content!

[@kurotenshi8100]

14:20 That's a valid technique for a surprising amount of games I may add

[@jadendubois6940]

"this is exactly how i sleep. Completely still, eyes open"

[@lakota123max]

well...i was eating chocolate covered peanuts when u found that water bucket glitch...and i almost died laughing ..lolololol wow great video!!!!1

[@dannikaS582]

Thanks, now I spit my coffee all over my keyboard from laughing.

[@botmASTER069]

2:43 literally the start of the video and already seeing horrible things

[@pestermaster7617]

You should have made a tiny room for playing Darts, with 2 dartboards facing each other, so that when two people are playing at the same time, they end up throwimg Darts at each other

[@jacbeukes903]

It's even funnier when you realize scurvy is a type of malnutrition

[@randomeoin1856]

Alt title: my school as an inn

[@Ruseik]

Just imagine, If Morpheus recruited this fella as Neo 🤣

[@najmaht.a.1314]

5:05 he invented self quarantine and social distancing

[@th3darkgem566]

That giraffe really still needs some tormenting huh...

[@killahkl4ms963]

I literally have to pause your videos because I’m laughing so hard and can’t pay attention

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Fort wall is there because they knew you would be playing 😁

[@yeetin_yeti69]

This game is a perfect example when the cut scenes are in 4K ultra HD but the gameplay is at 480p

[@gkoonie]

That house that you thought was your neighbor was actually your in-game house.

[@JohnVanderbeck]

Some games really feel like they don't even need Josh to do anything, they're just full of bugs. Have to wonder if the devs ever even tried to run their own game :(

[@Planetes910]

i think Let's Game It Out is givin a key to find out what kinda glitches there are. and patches them.

[@flo__0116]

It's quite insane that you almost managed to go bankrupt in sandbox mode. They gave you a million coins to start with, you ended up with 23000. Of course most of the coins were spent for a certain fleet full of water.

[@mikealberts993]

and torture

[@benjaminnewlon7865]

"fleet of water" i do believe the word 'ocean' exists

[@DaveyKanabus]

@@benjaminnewlon7865 I do believe he's referring to the fleet of ships carrying buckets of water... not the body of water they're sailing on, which, btw, was a lake. ;)

[@kucingtepijalan3459]

@@benjaminnewlon7865 wait... How does replacing the words "fleets of water" with ocean does make sense?

[@SindreEide93]

@@DaveyKanabus love it when some people try correct someone to sound smart and ends up looking like a idiot. 🤣

[@Rekken200]

Not just your commitment, but your aptitude to find ways to break all these games you play is absolutely incredible

[@keanunakasato9778]

.

[@Youtubehandle536]

So true

[@K_on_K]

@@keanunakasato9778 that was really inspirational what you just said thanks and i mean it

[@d13g0wwryy5]

hey ive seen you in a hololive video

[@theholyimbaness9370]

I was inspired by him to play prison architect, I rule a no escape prison where I just beat my prisoners and force them to work lol

[@mr.skeemz4530]

I swear, Josh is the only KZbinr with an over the top thumbnail picture that turns out to actually be real and not just click bait 🤣🤣🤣

[@simolsen]

true so true

[@renrenisweird]

@@HappyBeezerStudios wait, really?

[@dawnraider0072]

@@renrenisweird Not only is it on the steam page, it's the *first* picture on the steam page

[@renrenisweird]

@@dawnraider0072 oml it's real lmao

[@aronnalmeida7621]

Also his titles

[@heli88]

I can't believe that, for years, I've been watching people try to actually play games correctly. What a sucker I was! Josh has shown me the light.

[@farzana_614]

Same!! I never thought playing games this way will be more fun. Specially how he does. I'm glad I found this channel!

[@tmg1019]

yes very true

[@Im_Cr0c]

Welcome to the light side

[@wisteriafleur3522]

Very true!

[@jigokunohi6538]

We have no light here But we have no limits to the darkness you will find here

[@commandernomad2817]

"Hey, check out this sweet bug i found" might be the best phrase ever on this channel.

[@TELEPATHICG0AT]

Lmaoo

[@Harrison3579]

I think that’s why people give him keys to their games lol

[@flameduel7163]

I think it is more of a catch phrase

[@Keithustus]

Sure, that’s good, but I still prefer his “is there a limit....?”

[@UptightWither]

"i found a glitch to put chairs where ever I want" "i found a glitch where i can place anything slightly out of the build area" "i found a glitch to place things everywhere"

[@paulmahoney7619]

"I found a glitch to place things in the real world."

[@wafllesyrup2615]

@@madsmatthews8363 uh-

[@hinnmanfamily]

Him after finding a glitch: GLORY TO ARTZTOTSKA

[@garfieldandfriends1]

_Game developer died of heart attack_

[@recoveringsoul755]

....and the game crashed I found a glitch where you can _____________ ...and the game crashed

[@Cypherwraith001]

I love how he built up metric tons of medieval clout just by firing Bert.

[@salad5067]

and he never even left

[@MrSirWivd]

this is really funny for me because Bert is the name of my boss where i work. XD

[@LetsGameItOut]

Buckle up! Glitches guide us all the way to victory.

[@Jaejin7]

*In game bugs?* More like, _its free real estate._ *wink*

[@yukaina_]

when you use glitches to play the game. Y o u a r e a g a m e r

[@Johnson849]

You have no idea how good your vids make me feel! Thx for the feels

[@morgan1658]

Please more

[@tag5848]

^w^

[@nuulcoolpro]

"Let's celebrate by giving you an another downvote" -Reddit every year

[@valcormoore1113]

Let's celebrate your meme...By doing it with youtube, too!

[@Markus13337]

Josh, I just recently discovered your channel, but I'm watching your videos almost every day. I've watched some videos twice allready. . Thank you for the good quality content, you're doing a really good job! I'm gonna watch this one now, and then sleep. Good night!

[@Alexander-nd5de]

yes. He is very much like a hidden gem of youtube. Everything he has done is awesome and super well done!

[@DarkExcalibur42]

Same. I pretty much die laughing every video.

[@garrettk7166]

@@Alexander-nd5de agreed. He has phenomenal content.

[@arrowsreign12]

I enjoyed you little journal update there

[@huyenle7385]

To tell you the truth I have never laughed so hard in my life watching other people reviewing games, I almost choked on my saliva and I could not breathe. I discovered his channel like the day before yesterday and I have been binge watching it ever since. He is so natural, not a try-hard at all and surely deserves more recognition.

[@sadkiwi_]

We all know that random lady is actually Grace

[@LetsGameItOut]

I concur.

[@SafiullahMollick]

@@LetsGameItOut Josh we really are missing Grace and the torture..... Its been 3 videos at a straight where you didn't punished Grace............. Please do punish her and if possible punish me (Safi) too in your next video.........

[@operator8014]

She's learned that the only way not to lose is to just not play.

[@dddubu_]

@@LetsGameItOut I agree

[@XpVersusVista]

Hey Emma, do you wanna be by Grace?

[@TheSambev]

Ahhhh, glad to be here for another episode of “how to torture NPCs”... the saga continues.

[@Markyroson]

Sam Bev. It’s so beautiful! 😂

[@bitterthansalt5083]

Well, thanks to Grace

[@MrPolyalert]

One of my favorite pastimes

[@permberd4185]

"Im glad we have it and didn't earn it the right way" is such a powerful phrase.

[@lucianoariasduval]

whenever the game allows a mile-long name, you know it's gonna be good, at least if Josh gets his hands on it.

[@rbnswartz]

I'm surprised he didn't try to go longer

[@renakunisaki]

I'm always disappointed when he doesn't try that.

[@TheNoNameHere]

Even better if the game somehow repeats that name later. So it's just a window that goes off the screen trying to pleasure your inner role-player.

[@iulia5665]

Lunch Time MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (reference to 1 of his vids)

[@Scnottaken]

@@iulia5665 which one was that?

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

English Navy: We're the most powerful navy in the middle ages! Kerrbal's limitless armada of merchant ships: Holdeth mine mead.

[@dylancarroll4623]

Rei I don’t think it was the Middle Ages, more like 1800 right after the Napoleonic war.

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

Dang. My Euro history's getting rusty.

[@AWZool]

Need more boosters.

[@throwaway80345]

@AWZool | Wrong, MOAR BOOSTER!!!

[@AWZool]

@@throwaway80345 Right.. and struts, moar struts!

[@WJen8]

Other players: ugh I hate glitches, hope there aren't many... LGIO: *give me all the glitches, I wish to experience every one*

[@_Sparky144]

Not-glitchless speedrunners: *pokes head in through 1 pixel gap in wall*

[@Hydreation]

Whenever I see your notification I'm like what game is about to......die

[@scoopem1]

So you have chosen ... death

[@kora9399]

don’t we all

[@infinitivez]

It's like this forgone conclusion I look forward to, every week!

[@ladrok97]

You remember this game about internet cafe, where Josh imprisoned every npc? They update this. So maybe is just underpay game testing?

[@Hulfor]

Josh's neighbor:Oh boy, someone is going to open a tavern right next to me, how nice of him, it will help our city to prosper, increase people happiness and make my land more valuable, such a good man. Josh's neighbor at the end: OH GOD WHY?

[@cathie9504]

plot twist: its actually Josh's house

[@benjaminnewlon7865]

@@cathie9504 josh must be some sort of wizard because he has over 36 gigs of RAM on a high end computer in medieval ages.

[@Xnoob545]

I now actually feel bad

[@felinoidrose]

i like to think that he woke up, looked out the window, and then just. saw the water, everywhere