I Set Off So Much Dynamite It Ended Reality in Astroneer

[@morganbiddlecom]

My husband is one of the designers of Astroneer. We watched this together and couldn't stop laughing. This is some truly creative and clever play!

[@danishice8998]

Noice

[@thelqualomee1040]

tell your husband i said thanks

[@crachiolovein5556]

HUGE fan of the game. Aaron is a genius designer!

[@seldanor6481]

clever play hum...

[@ranaoblivious2122]

I bet he was in shock

[@reformed_attempt_1]

Josh: "I got kinda lazy" How is that even possible?

[@comicsans7437]

@Andrew Wall He deleted his comment lol

[@syntax1235]

@@comicsans7437 That explains things.

[@harmonicaman4782]

Comic Sans thanks sans very cool

[@comicsans7437]

@@harmonicaman4782 What? I just thought it was funny.

[@themechanicalvee5244]

*Of CoURSe hE' s gOnNA gET lAZy hE pLaYs f0r 27 hOurS aT a. tIme looklatmeguysImsoSMART*

[@ComradeBread]

Your dedication to doing literally nothing the way it was intended is truly inspiring

[@Ty_Harts]

Truly dedicated to his craft. Josh is a man that stands out amongst gods

[@Grinnar]

Honestly this is what got me fired from THQ as a QA.

[@xaviermaster1]

My man really dedicate himself making staircase to space

[@monkeyboy1520]

He's an inspiration to all us procrastinators

[@TheZALGOisCOMING]

@@Grinnar but that's literally the point of QA. unless you went meta and went out of your way to avoid encountering bugs and game-breaking scenarios

[@Vertexis]

13:50 i love how it cuts JUST before he falls into that pit XD

[@hairypeak4282]

hahahaha nice catch

[@alvinalpha_seven5330]

what really?

[@DocDewrill]

i would like to let you know how much i appriciate the fact, that you condense what other youtubers would put into a 60+episode series into one glorious video. everytime you hit a bump that results in running back to base just to retrieve a single item or such, i expected you to say "oh well, im not gonna do that, see you next week" but then, everytime, you prove me wrong and deliver the most glorious of youtube experiences. i hope we have many many more videos before you too, like all other youtubers known for lovely edited videos, will sucumb to the Streaming-side of things and abandon me and the other low-data low-attentionspan viewers. until then though im glad to have found your channel

[@vincentangwyn2144]

Too bad that comes with low number of upload but i'm ready waiting for him..

[@alexschwartz4412]

60+ episodes would not get you that pointless spam, he definitely just cut out the cheating. Either way still takes hours and makes enjoyable content so I'm not complaining

[@Saavik256]

His entire shtick is "Playing games. Badly." :))

[@music4laur]

Alex Schwartz cheating??

[@nutmeggaming11261]

@@alexschwartz4412 I'm sorry that you life is so scuffed that you can't believe that anyone would actually commit to doing something and taking time and care to do it. Edit: spelling

[@brandonz404]

Its incredibly underated the UNGODLY amount of time all of this took in survival.. this video had to have been a few weeks in the making. Even with the wiki, it can take an hour just to get a single rare resource. Props man. I was so happy to see you break one of my favorite games in ways I didnt think possible.

[@Trainboy1EJR]

LOL, 3 weeks sounds about right! XD (time since last upload)

[@justanegg6655]

@@Trainboy1EJR More than 3 lol more like a month explosive powder is hard to get

[@Jotolink]

@@justanegg6655 Just count the time between his uploaded vids and times it by 10

[@lugga1058]

@@justanegg6655 u only need 2 organic and one sulfur ......

[@Trainboy1EJR]

@@justanegg6655 You dare doubt Josh's ability to streamline explosives!? Has Satisfactory taught you nothing!?!? XD

[@bbmf4632]

Me being an Astroneer player and knowing how long it takes to do stuff in this game makes me really appreciate the amount of time it took you to make this, yet its a 26 minute long video. thank you for the time and effort to make these funny videos.

[@ugandanmetalsonic8879]

also have you thought of filling the core with dynamite

[@zomboss9242]

Ugandan Metal Sonic yes but that requires a lot of materials

[@ugandanmetalsonic8879]

@@zomboss9242 he has the patience to make so much ridicoulous crap

[@rensu3923]

Dont call it crap, call it a masterpiece

[@Cevandri]

The sheer amount of dynamites... the sheer amount of work, also if u noticed in the video, he forgot the ultimate carry option.... (cannot remember platform name) but the amount of dynamites he has created *shivers* ITS A LOT

[@I_Dont_Like_School.]

Whenever Josh says “Let me give you the grand tour” you know your gonna see something straight from your nightmares

[@formerfofcastudent7470]

Stolen

[@bigquazz3955]

@@formerfofcastudent7470 literally one of the top comments on every single one of his videos

[@I_Dont_Like_School.]

@@formerfofcastudent7470 this is not stolen I made it up 💀

[@formerfofcastudent7470]

@@I_Dont_Like_School. His most recent "Raft" video. If you scroll down, you just may find a comment like yours.

[@I_Dont_Like_School.]

@Jimmy Jim your mom is cringe

[@VeraDoesStuff]

The game developer: but what if they- Other developer: nah no one has that much patience, it will be fine. Them both watching this video: *oh good god*

[@normalguy5208]

🤣🤣🤣

[@deadbrian9247]

@@rykerr5491 no idea bro. Was thinking the same thing recently

[@seventyfour8256]

so true..

[@seventyfour8256]

@@rykerr5491 idk but he deserved it more than any other person on the planet, he even deserves more .. in my oppinion.

[@vanceschluter8742]

@@rykerr5491 science yesterday

[@Hyenalowena]

As one of the QA testers who worked on the game, I'm crying with laughter about the dynamite and your dedication to mayhem. I love everything about this video so much!

[@elijahwolf7039]

Thank you so much, the game is a blast.

[@demonspawn6442]

Ya, and EXTREMELY fun to watch someone break

[@alivent7902]

Hi I just bought the game, loving every second of it

[@StarWarsExpert_]

what does QA mean?

[@Taffynation]

@@StarWarsExpert_ QA = Quality Assurance

[@markozagar4417]

no joke the way he just attached everything to himself so he didn´t have to build the extention cords is kinda brilliant

[@planetsec9]

laziness is the key to invention

[@MrFreakRite]

My jaw dropped at how stupidly simple yet elegant it was

[@heccter]

“Efficiency is clever laziness.”

[@RedRanger-ll7hx]

Bro its a pro strat, yo could do like 50 of them if your computer could handle it

[@Kulabaluka]

it's not a new concept, the winch has been used like this since it was released, you used to be able to launch yourself across planets with it.

[@frozenpizza7325]

Josh sounds, talks, and generally behaves like a non-violent version of Postal Dude. Instead of committing unspeakable atrocities to innocent people, he'll commit unspeakable atrocities to single-player video games. Truly fascinating.

[@notthebestquality1079]

I finally understand what takes him so long: Extension cords

[@mashattack551]

Exactly, I don't see an upload for a while and wonder what he's up to. Well... this. The amount of hours that go into these videos is impressive.

[@bitterthansalt5083]

@@mashattack551 he did it way too long but for some reason it's so fast that he completed the cords way more fast than the other

[@arnomemes6006]

Josh : "Is there a limit?" Frame Rate : "I'm in Danger"

[@yourinternetuser]

"Why do i hear boss music?"

[@dakotasaurusanimates8739]

No

[@repeekyraidcero]

His "Satisfactionary" video is aframerate ki11er haha

[@somepersononyoutube2781]

Comparable to my potato computer

[@uniquevideosdipak8314]

Yep

[@Ntah_c]

When this guy plays a game, he actually *Plays the game*

[@utnspector4160]

He takes advantage of it and I do it too

[@user-jt4op9gb3l]

Clearly -_-

[@skillshotgaming444]

*LETS GAME IT OUT*

[@Madmanmav3]

He does but in a way that he let’s just say he does to good

[@dancingcreeper8990]

Then breaks the game

[@NotOnLand]

Josh's first inclination is always to build a giant nest of some sort, I think he might be a bird

[@MemeRiff]

Yeah probably:)

[@Nitrinoxus]

Let's Game It Out in one sentence: "I never claimed what I'm doing is _smart."_

[@Shadowman-tc6gz]

But it is right

[@zxg77215]

He knows his stuff.

[@moosles1357]

He does dumb things but he's smart about it

[@Cronos804]

0:07 Leave the planet way worse than you left it. Yeah, that is a statement that makes sense.

[@saml330]

Mark Hashman you have 666 likes so I would like but I don’t wanna ruin it

[@zergswarm10]

"Astroneer One to Headquarters." "This is Headquarters, go ahead." "We, uh... we've got a problem." "What is it, Astroneer One? Suit malfunction? Rival corporations? Hostile alien lifeforms?" "No, I.. I just heard a voice say 'Hey there, it's Josh.'" ... "God help us all."

[@thanglalsangguite6205]

*OH GOD*

[@baaabross]

LOL

[@jaebob]

LOL

[@ovakefali2634]

"Let me just find out..." *Long amount of time later

[@Pyxis10]

Activate self destruct sequence! We don't want to be here to witness the horror.

[@Saladddddd]

I like how in ONE video he will play through an entire game that most people make 50 episode let’s plays on

[@truesciencedaily4285]

@@tonihinkka Given how scarcely he uploads, i believe he does it all by himself

[@rohanofelvenpower5566]

@@truesciencedaily4285 at least I'm sure he researches games that can be exploited. I mean in every video he finds a way.

[@jerryalfaro7987]

For real

[@Enjouchi]

Creators make "50 episodes" because they're making Let's Play content. They're not trying to play the game in one go. There's also content creators that make speedruns if thats what you like

[@crackpotpolitics5986]

Sometimes I wish he made more videos but I can't use anything but youtube to watch him so I can't see his streams

[@protogen3469]

Josh while falling from the space corkscrew: This is fine. The astronaut: *INTERNAL SCREAMING*

[@MemeRiff]

Lol 🤣

[@minethink1442]

Developer: This mechanic would be too tedious to exploit, there should be no ploblem whatsoever Josh: *See, that's where you're wrong*

[@meowscutely9554]

Nothing is too tedious for a Josh in quarantine

[@annalara8179]

I’d say Josh in general

[@Ty_Harts]

The casual grand reveals always get me. Like you're just doing the bare minimum and showing it off, but in reality you've spent dozens of hours filling a pit with explosives. Kills me

[@JoshuaCollins]

Or the developers give him codes to generate whatever he wants so he'll run wild and make a crazy video showing off the game

[@Ty_Harts]

@@JoshuaCollins Oh for sure, that's a possibility, but building a space corkscrew or doing something like setting up a mile of cutting boards as dominos still takes an incredible amount of patience and time. If it were nothing more than a pile of dynamite I wouldn't be impressed. You can see the time and effort he puts in these videos - even if he did use cheats I don't think it would ruin the integrity of his style, ya know?

[@JoshuaCollins]

@@Ty_Harts I very much enjoy watching his videos. Just because he has some cheat codes to save some time and not waste his life crafting doesn't mean the video isn't enjoyable or that his creativity isn't far beyond what most folks do with the game. I was honestly excited to see that he had finally picked this one up. This is one of the few games that has made me want to upgrade my PC because the Xbox one s struggles so hard to run it.

[@Vizibl3]

i think he switched to a creative world when he started to show off the dynamite. To build that sulfur gas and explosive powder factory would have taken a 100 hours to get the research and materials and to build it all. that being said it's like playing in minecraft creative and you still need to put in effort to place all that dynamite so he just eliminated the grind to show off the extremes of the game. Very funny to watch.

[@flawer1316]

@@Vizibl3 its josh

[@loriw2661]

I’ve never played a video game other than Donkey Kong when I was MUCH younger, so I can’t imagine how much time it takes for you to put together a video like this. I’m sure that the 2-4 seconds it takes you to say, “And here’s all the dynamite I’ve made” actually took a really long time to do. My daughter introduced me to your channel and although I don’t understand gaming, you make it understandable enough for me to enjoy, and your voice and narration is perfect for this. Well done indeed!! I’m a fan. An old fan (60) but a fan.

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi]

You're never too old to enjoy stuff :)

[@InsomNia.__]

This is adorable, you can never be too old to enjoy games

[@wasdfgtvbyun7495]

Jk

[@epicninjacakez6716]

Welcome to the world of gaming shitposting. Where you break games for others enjoyment and your computer's suffering. I'm glad you enjoy the concept as much as we do.

[@Goodtimewithcats]

@@wasdfgtvbyun7495 I was mad because of he original comment, but you made it better

[@Zanockthael]

-Spends 20 minutes of a video and an untold number of days unlocking the alien sattelite. -Doesn't bother to show what happens in the very final activation because it's not an explosion. *Perfect*

[@kassarin]

“There’s probably a way easier way to do this, but hey, I never claimed what I am doing is smart.” I’m using this at my team meeting tomorrow.

[@kipkay2000]

how did it go?

[@sauronmordor7494]

;=)

[@emadsarour9171]

🤣 🤣 🤣 team meeting must live

[@FucBritishCheze]

What happened

[@WhackyCast]

I love how much time and effort you put into each video, and make it seem like it's "no big deal" and "just a bit of dynamite" _while literally a whole planet is covered...

[@d4TheViewer]

WhackyCast yeah

[@FireDramine7]

"I got bored and lazy" still does more than I expected

[@e-equals-mchammered4107]

Lol love ur vids whacky. U live up to ur name. Also there is a ton of new modpacks out for boneworks VR that work with the new update

[@amidar6634]

Tells us with unbothered humor Actually spends so many hours of only building things, not counting the actual playtime

[@FireDramine7]

@@amidar6634 its like this one video where he just randomly mentions that something took 40 hours. Just a part of the video, not the whole video, just the part.

[@xXPAKSLAYERXx]

this channel might be the most wholesome, inoffensive and chaotic place i've ever seen, and i love it

[@mysteryman3239]

Don't we all like it?

[@Badbhoys]

MysteryMan 323 yes yes we do

[@sobbbed6538]

if it was offensive it would be better

[@dj_purpl3246]

@@sobbbed6538 probably

[@tahakumonsonoa6026]

Welp, I’ve found someone new to follow then! I love wholesome chaos!

[@Handsomegamez]

What limit is there in the game -Josh Friend-there are 200 black holes Josh-I don’t think it’s that bad

[@nipixel]

“2020 can’t possibly get any worse..” Josh: “Is there a limit?”

[@tdthedestroyer1232]

Your pfp is his FBI agents face when he heard him

[@4_xk]

Correction about that. Josh: "There's a limit?"

[@beyo_nd_animations]

We basically have the same comment but i only got 60 likes and u got almost 800 lol *not complaining btw i just think its funny*

[@khanivore5353]

In like every video game he plays, lol

[@magnetickz3130]

well with Josh, there isnt.

[@AlexSanLyra]

I consider myself a relatively patient man... but the endless amount of patience this dude has... it's mind boggling.

[@skeletonwarlock5741]

Patience for all of humanity 0-100 Josh: hey why don’t we count the digits of pi and multiply pi by that many pi’s

[@CommanderKrieg]

when one is immortal, time becomes irrelevant.

[@theauberman]

This is actually relatively tame for him. Didn’t even break the frame rate.

[@brendonhall7364]

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[@Filipy47]

Yes mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@EmiXHE]

The last words the world will hear before ending will be: Hey there it’s Josh

[@IvyMike.]

LOL. you'r my friend now, like it or lump it, sorry.

[@caitliniskewl]

haha!!.....haha..h a h a...r i g h t ?

[@sjs9698]

...so i discovered something pretty interesting...

[@OctoSoul]

Alien josh here to destroy our planet!!

[@comradegray984]

This needs more likes

[@arnomemes6006]

Josh's determination is like:- *Is willing to walk across the entire planet to destroy with dynamite* 😎 *Too lazy to grab a few specimens to base, which takes 40 steps to get there* 🤡

[@MyMom69769]

Don't call our Josh a clown

[@edvinkarlsson9368]

@@MyMom69769 Yeah! Dont call our da-, I mean Josh a clown

[@straygaming5786]

Yep, that’s true

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

*Presses button. *Game freezes. *Game ticks forward one final frame to give a view of an explosion. Seems about right.

[@waterbucketeer6975]

2020 in a nutshell

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@waterbucketeer6975 Lets hope not *Knocks on wood.

[@rimead9443]

Zeffort ff

[@whitefire1049]

wanna know a secret? If he uses hydrogen gasses plus the tnt, well...lets just say it might, double the explosion, soooo, that lag could be even better

[@Xytaaz]

"I feel this is the most realistic depiction of what staring at a nuke is like."

[@OhioGirl-bu2kv]

Yep!! This will be the last thing that we all will see before our butts are torched and fried!!

[@historystorieswithreggie2865]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse: -"Is there anything stopping me from..." -"I wonder if i can..." -"And you know what that means..." -"So in the meantime, I built...."

[@aster789]

add another one to make it five, -"Is there a limit..."

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Seven "lemme give you the tour"

[@memorinew]

And number 9 "This gives me an idea"

[@akinesia9994]

what about -Only one way to find out

[@rsodrealm]

you forgot "Is there a limit?"

[@margaretthemagnificent]

This remains one of my all-time favorite LGIO videos. It has made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh. I love it so much. Thank you Josh!!!

[@quackadoodles9249]

25:46 You can just hear the joy in his voice when he obliterates EVERYTHING

[@cooperette1]

yes

[@dukedarkwood2098]

I mean, let's face it - how often does Josh get the chance to literally blow up an entire planet?

[@samanthakennedy83]

@Dukedarkwood EVERY DAY

[@johnjamesedwards3349]

It’s like the nuke scene in Terminator, except Josh doesn’t get vaporized by it, he just shakes it off like a small scratch.

[@dukedarkwood2098]

@@johnjamesedwards3349 "You'll be fiiiine."

[@mandymaclean1055]

Me yesterday: huh... Josh hasn't uploaded in a while Me today: this makes sense

[@yanramadhangahinsah8476]

Same!

[@Драко301]

He might have done this vid a while ago but his computer hates him so it wouldn't upload it

[@lyner7540]

totally agree

[@macenanoro826]

He was likely just waiting for the game to download

[@alexnoman1498]

This would be a 60 episode let's play anywhere else..... my god. the time spend on crafting the explosives by hand alone is crazy enough.....

[@Meechy44]

As someone who plays this game.... The amount of time he must've spent on LITERALLY EVERYTHING in this video is incredible. I respect the dedication to the funk

[@user-zr2hd5vh9t]

Yes? How much do you think he spent?

[@mr.gamevideos7477]

@@user-zr2hd5vh9t The dynamite alone could have been 5 hours. Although this could be faster with duping machines and automation.

[@frilledlizardz]

He makes his base good by just making it cursed

[@hr.j1498]

i believe the man has all the time in the world for all this stuff

[@DBT1007]

@@mr.gamevideos7477 ypu do realize that he did all of those "gameplay" for bugtesting, right? His gameplay is all about sandbox and cheats. The sims 4 gameplay for example. He obviously using the motherlode cheat there. But even tho he's cheating or using the sandbox option, he shows us how things works in that game. It's kinda like promotion to that game tho. So people interested in that game.

[@Styrofoam-ee]

the tone of your voice, the editing style, complete tomfoolery, recipe for perfection.

[@Pineappolis]

Yep, it was a very, very good day when I discovered Let's Game It Out. The moment he had me was, "a most elegant solution!"

[@lostaasians]

This guy is the perfect example of off-camera building

[@Woodland_Adventures]

KZbinr: Hey guys, I made a little bit of progress. The progress: the end credits start rolling

[@yhatsupsotheracc]

@@Woodland_Adventures lol

[@cobwebinthecorner]

Another KZbinr called DangerouslyFunny is like this as well.

[@gaminglordultra7832]

Gray is

[@emilyknox6490]

Gods can you imagine how unwieldy and unfunny these videos would be if things weren't done off camera? Not like we're watching speed runs or tutorials.

[@polarsbear668]

I love how rewatchable Let's Game It Out's videos are.

[@thatdumbguy2621]

yeah me too

[@memegod5050]

y e s s i r

[@IliasVanHende]

I saw this video already 9 times

[@xanderschwartz9864]

Totally agree. With that said, time to binge his satisfactory series for the umpteenth time.

[@DriftingRogue]

@@xanderschwartz9864 lol same

[@applepieexplosion4030]

As someone who's dropped countless hours into this game, it's terrifying how much more he got Dona than me through simply messing around

[@triviavanille62]

I've been playing several hours a day since the game released for ps4... I still haven't even left the first planet lol

[@Jotolink]

Feels right here....

[@TestTest-nv1dc]

@@triviavanille62 josh is the god of messjng up games that cannot be messed up

[@just_flu]

He is a man of sheer will and comitment

[@joetrollson]

Lmao

[@Doodleshmoodlegoo]

Can we just all appreciate how much work he puts into these videos… and yet he can still torment sims.

[@RoverStorm]

Normal person: I brought base building supplies to create new platforms with generators to power the weird shapes. Me: I put a hundred nuclear reactors on my Large Rover and drove around and plugged it into the weird shapes. Josh: I covered the planet in power cables, decided that was inefficient, and winched the power platforms to myself and ran to each shape.

[@SafiullahMollick]

Josh had the most efficient method and after justifying it every other players literally uninstalled the game because their efforts were useless

[@riift3294]

I love how he built an interstellar power grid to avoid like 30 seconds of manual labor

[@aplane9625]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dyjhjfrtt6607]

That is this game in a nutshell.

[@bonfire1021]

Upgrades people. Upgrades.

[@andynilsennot4329]

now he built a railway across the entire planet and made his pc give up

[@dylangaete997]

Ikr

[@GENERALPATTON21]

This guy seems like the most Chaotic neutral person in existence.

[@spidertiger585]

yeah... just ahead of DF

[@kingfordvr5863]

SpiderTiger and that’s saying something

[@nathansetliff3395]

agreed

[@yadayadayada8665]

Yeah no kidding, after seeing a man blowing up a planet by what it looks like a nuclear bomb

[@FoxDyed27]

Tbf I'd say he's chaotic good

[@marti5420]

Josh: i cant be bothered to walk this necessary material to the research base also josh: here is my automated production line specifically produced to create explosives, for which i have been working diligently to fill a hole the side of a small country

[@obamium7809]

This man is the definition of “I did a bit of mining off camera”

[@vamenn3012]

but legit

[@Corrow_]

I didn’t do *that much* mining

[@georgeashton4948]

lol

[@coinwater8511]

Dude imagine Josh on a Minecraft server. The griefing would be unimaginable😂

[@julienmauguin3214]

@@coinwater8511 well, i dont think he would grief but in 2 hours, his base would basically be obsidian walls running from bedrock to the sky

[@edoardogiancarli6325]

Josh: i don't want to get there manually..... **builds a pillar to space** Josh:now i can carry these

[@jakeponds5767]

Josh: thank you developers for giving me a key to your game, Developers: no problem, *in a quiet voice* i wonder how many bugs he will find Josh 10 seconds later: i have officially broke the game

[@whating]

Dis is true doh

[@oddkill3539]

Im pretty sure bug finding is the only reason they give him keys, considering he ruins these developers hard work in completely unexpected yet hilarious ways

[@iTSYABOYLOBSTAMAN]

Dev: How did you break the game in 10 seconds!? Josh: i just made a bit of tnt and blew it up Dev: how many did you place down? Josh: like...over 700

[@Doxxtrain]

so much so the key given to him is corrupted

[@certifiedbrickbattler]

Dev: *you have destroyed our hard work josh!* Josh: ok

[@missingindy]

16:08 “things on the surface *flying around* “ S P E C *INTELLIGENCE: 10* A L

[@idontknowgames6292]

Him: Im too lazy to carry these a quarter of a mile so i dug through to the center of the earth, made a space elevator, and discovered alien teleporters

[@nikodoge99]

Space elevator? I think you have the wrong game

[@bluedistortions]

Im pretty sure I understand my bosses' perspective of me better now.

[@unomeyed4406]

@@nikodoge99 Question about this afternoon birthday celebration deliberation elaboration Friday gabi have internet January know little mermaid nasa one particular quote adviser Richard sex today unless village Wednesday Xanax yahoo zipper

[@doot4318]

@@unomeyed4406 what

[@Idk-vc8gm]

Ya know his name is josh right? He legit says it in the beginning of every video

[@saalvosegg8171]

Developers: "We need someone to test our games limits." Josh: "Say no more I'll crash the game." Edit: Holy cow 1.6 likes on this comment? Thank you.

[@hoyakim4280]

He can dig a whole planet. Did I said a 'planet'? he already dig a whole solar system!

[@davidh9823]

Great QC process for game companies.

[@julienlewer3422]

Nice

[@JonesCrimson]

Trust me, Game Developers don't need help crashing their own projects.

[@saalvosegg8171]

@@JonesCrimson XD XD XD

[@Mr_DJB]

Whenever you hear Josh say "let me give you the grand tour", you know you're about to see the product of a madman.

[@yanramadhangahinsah8476]

So true

[@shadowblade404]

*Madlad

[@Mr_DJB]

@@shadowblade404 the ultimate mad lad

[@shadowblade404]

@@Mr_DJB the Omega madlad

[@r.a.o.h.]

😂 it's so true

[@UnWrapWJRap]

As a fellow Josh, I’m honored to see our name in absolute debauchery. Your content is hilarious!

[@MisterBurgerBeachball]

"Don't worry, you big beautiful rocks in the sky, I'm coming for ya!" Big beautiful rocks in the sky: *Intense sweating*

[@dunkleham]

This deserves more attention

[@nicksamuelson5437]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnsmit4702]

That's the most creative astroneer gameplay I've ever seen, every moment was like: Oh, I didn't expect that. And I finished the game 4 times. Amazing video dude.

[@joker_3003]

New to his channel? All his videos have things nobody expects... Only his genius mind can come up with this stuff! Great entertainment, Love it!

[@Leffrey]

"Huh, everything seems to be frozen" *the wrath of Ra gets unleashed upon the horizon*

[@jacksonboeseneilers572]

Lol

[@pl0okm9ijn1]

The sun god Ra just yeet into the ground

[@MegaMightypower]

Wish we could see the aftermath

[@Leffrey]

Mighty Power what aftermath, pretty sure nothing'll be left

[@kaden6800]

I play this game a lot and that would have taken a life time so the fact this guy can do it for fun is beyond me

[@mr.theengie9010]

I like to think that Josh’s computer is something like Demo’s liver: constantly screaming and begging for mercy.

[@boooster101]

There is no stable game version with Josh. Just one that takes slightly longer to break

[@phatphungus6453]

Socksfor1s computer: finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@chiffonlime643]

@@phatphungus6453 finally someone else who watches both of them. be ready for the computer war...

[@abumwiththedrip]

Socksfor1 is a spaceman-who travels in a spaceship!!!

[@remosloot1280]

I think he just has to put multiple titian graphics cards in his computer to you know run old save files

[@WolfRayron1225]

i love how he is so unorganised when he needs to be organised, but when he is going to make things like dynamite he becomes focused and organised because he is making something that goes BOOM

[@theoanderson3501]

honestly i am the same

[@WolfRayron1225]

@@theoanderson3501 nice

[@dukedarkwood2098]

Don't forget how he went through several resource trips and multiple researches just to make something to drag three things that were relatively close by to base.

[@carl1217]

Priorities

[@WolfRayron1225]

@@carl1217 yup

[@Bqsebqll]

Josh: “leave the planet worse than you left it” Me: *Visible confusion*

[@samgalindo8693]

*post watching* ahhhh yes

[@callidusvulpes5556]

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[@cephalonpobs5275]

Me: we already are.

[@ktgame2640]

Siri divide by 0 vibes

[@neophobicnyctophile8264]

Josh: Judgement Day.

[@Pine0wlple]

I love how you played this game in the most inefficiently chaotic way possible! I absolutely lost it as the Winch Blob! XD

[@irrelevant_noob]

And yet with his inefficiently chaotic way of playing the game, he finished it, while me with my careful bit-by-bit approach have played it for 395h and still didn't finish it. 😳

[@hazedmouse7935]

"There is probably an easier way to do this but I never claimed I was smart." Time to add this to Famous Last Words...

[@samuelwoodiwiss3319]

Lol

[@CraigEngbrecht]

Shirts.

[@iamacatperson7226]

@@CraigEngbrecht hats

[@Darkened_Breeze]

@@iamacatperson7226 pants

[@garionaolinger8752]

And graduation quote is sorted👌

[@authmastasly]

13:51 cheeky cut immediately before he drives right into a pit.

[@Mr.dude1022]

I know I thought I was the only one who noticed lol

[@raphaelthorp5997]

“So I found this bug....”, “Is there a limit....” and “So let me give you a grand tour”, are all music to my ears

[@the_staplergun3968]

Hands down best catch phrases.

[@cohenschellenberg3325]

@@the_staplergun3968 agreed

[@user-hf1ww5yj8c]

"My near and dear friend dynamite" is a very close second.

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

Also, "there's conveyor belts"

[@user-hf1ww5yj8c]

This is honestly my favorite video on youtube

[@donatoclemente4421]

I NEED to see the aftermath of that explosion you set off XD I know what I'm doing this vacation lol

[@ziggalicious]

Josh is the definition of "So I did a little mining off camera..."

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

LMAO

[@lukasfrangart1160]

no, he just uses cheats.

[@umanoomgombi3842]

@@lukasfrangart1160 Suffer.

[@Gogglesofkrome]

"so I did a little item spawning off camera..." No shame to him though, I don't blame him for cutting to the chase. If this guy really did grind for all of those hemorrhoid rocks for the space station, it would have taken a lot longer, and definitely wouldn't have been worth his time for a youtube video.

[@lukasfrangart1160]

@@Gogglesofkrome but he always tries to create the impression that he did ;) and people are like "OMG WHAT A CRAZY DUD, he breaks all the games"

[@LeMonBLOCK]

This man is too powerful. He has too much time and too much determination. If anyone is gonna take us to Mars. It's gonna be him.

[@rinkutachi]

That's the best or worst idea. Josh would probably wreck havoc in Mars in less than a week

[@sethb3090]

You misspelled "blow up Mars"

[@khannywanny]

if anyones gonna blow up mars its gonna be him

[@ProjektSymphony]

Imagine if he teamed up with DangerouslyFunny, we would die

[@slyksylva1818]

@@ProjektSymphony someone needs to make this happen

[@teher1k]

Josh: "How am I supposed to get all this stuff around the planet???!" Winch: "Hold my Astroneer..."

[@morgue1484]

true?

[@z4chrul3s13]

More like astrobeer

[@Budward001]

THAT MADE NO SEINCE BUT IM GAME!

[@morgue1484]

it makes sense the winch is hOLDing onto the astroneer

[@fortepiano4491]

Other youtubers: Finally! I beat all the planets and maximized efficiency everywhere! Now I can beat the game after 10 arduous episodes! Josh: oh btw you don't miss much with the stations, it just ends the game and there's credits or whatever

[@Superdan4290]

I’ve genuinely not laughed this hard in months. I can’t even imagine the amount of work that goes into each video.

[@thegetgotguy3645]

Hours

[@thatoneguy611]

Days

[@THBJahamas]

days

[@eduardovladimir3594]

Weeks

[@JUNOMAN]

Months

[@wubberson4450]

LGIO: “Everything appears to be frozen…” The game: *S U N*

[@isprismreal]

the sun is a deadly laser

[@myusername3689]

@@isprismreal In this case, literally

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

Any sandbox game: Welcome adventurer, here is some starting gea- Josh; Yeah, yeah, what's the quickest way to get a nuke around here?

[@infinitum42]

@@isprismreal scp-001 incident a1

[@willjones6284]

POV Japan

[@Aqillix]

It’s all fun and games as a computer, till a guy named Josh thinks: “Is there a limit?”

[@xaviermaster1]

and then damage the fps

[@imagoodpup3059]

Lol

[@ReySchultz121]

Guess there's only one way to find out

[@Shadowhawkdark]

Not "is" but "when"

[@His-Games]

"just a game I call ... "

[@BuddemsMorgan]

I love how he made a spiral bigger than any building ever made just so he could have a car

[@knowingduck5391]

"I need clay" *digs to the core of the planet*

[@MrFunkhauser]

I feel like the clay he found was just a bit under the ground on the other side of the planet

[@SparinglyIsDumb]

I like how he can cover the WHOLE PLANET WITH DYNAMITE but can't walk 10 steps to take a specimen back home🤣🤣

[@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646]

sorry not sorry about the joke ruining but the planet covering was AFTER the specimins.

[@mapytrix3982]

@@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646 You clearly misunderstood what they said.

[@xDLiLi1337]

@@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646 sorry not sorry shut up

[@markmcgehee3864]

@@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646 I would woosh you but there needs to be a joke to woosh to do that

[@ElysiumCreator]

@@markmcgehee3864 I mean, they’re kind of a joke already

[@geenstagni1060]

You know it’s going to be a crazy video when Josh hasn’t uploaded for 3 weeks...

[@shubii2780]

yep

[@leonardocortes8687]

OOOOoo i can't wait for a video for when he does not upload for a month.

[@octaviusgalacticus2253]

Hahaha

[@trustydisc5237]

I figured

[@Sam-wp6vu]

Ikr

[@MidnightDStroyer]

Josh: "I'm not going to miss a chance to make something hideous." No matter how much & how quickly things change in society, government & humanity these days, I'm glad that I can come here & let Josh be the one reliable, stable rock upon which all of reality can be anchored.

[@Mr.Mystery.-.]

When normal yt'bers dont upload for 2 days: "oh my god, are they dead?" When Josh doesnt upload for a month: "oh yeah probably nuking a planet or torturing NPC's."

[@SK4y]

There was this youtuber that posted 3 times a day, and once took a 1 day break and literally everyone thought he had died!

[@SomeGuy-ty7kr]

edit: Normal KZbinrs don't upload: "Oh god, are they dead?" Josh doesn't upload: "Oh god, are we dead?"

[@kindredbarkmaw2509]

@@SomeGuy-ty7kr This is so 100% true I can't stop laughing

[@gregoryjames1542]

He had to go get a new computer after his last one spontaneously combusted from the stress of what he does to it daily

[@propstoyou9792]

Ya probably didnt hear about soviet womble, its completely normal if he does not upload for more than 3months 🤣

[@SuperChez_]

"Let me give you the grand tour," is basically when you know the living nightmare starts XD!

[@SalanaWolfie]

When he started his channel is where the nightmare started.

[@7H3P1A6U3]

“It just ends the game and there’s credits or whatever.” Perfect ending to this.

[@martinmarkuzek3086]

Yeah, my thought :D

[@TheSkyRender]

The sad thing is, that's a pretty good summation of how disappointing the ending really is. The worst bit being, all of that work to unlock every single planetary gateway was pointless since you only need 1 surface node and the core of a given planet active to get the ending. And the ending doesn't change at all if you open all of them.

[@luiseveigel849]

Casually unlocks all the secrets… ignores them to go into outer space

[@jeremyjacobsen2943]

This channel is the definition of “I did some mining off-camera”

[@somedude6833]

But he actually did do some mining.

[@maiyabugay2448]

This is so true XD

[@Supertoast991]

​@@somedude6833 SOME mining. Considering he placed 10.000 dynamite, which is probably WAY LESS than he used, the crafting time alone would take about 8 hours with no downtimes (@3sec/dynamite). Now think about how he has to micromanage all the ressources to his backpack for crafting and put every single dynamite onto something per hand and this is just the crafting of the dynamite alone. No hate, this content is hilarious! But it's kinda obvious he just spawns everything in. Or else he would have easily spent 500-1000 hours to make a 26 minutes video.

[@LeaSby]

@@Supertoast991 you forget, that he can make multiple Dynamites at the same time

[@the_rabidsquirel]

@@LeaSby No he can't, and it wasn't even a thing at the time of your comment. Only just under a week ago with the holiday update was the ability added to print some backpack items out of the small printer, including dynamite. At the time of your comment, and definitely at the time of the video, you were limited to one dynamite at a time out of your backpack printer. As funny as this video is, I highly doubt he didn't toggle creative. Honestly for the sake of his sanity I hope he did use creative, like the other person said it would take easily hundreds of hours to do everything he did legit, all for a 26 minute video.

[@sleepy1697]

Me: "Oh please figure out dynamite, please oh please oh-" Josh: "And that's my near and dear friend, dynamite" Me: *cooks popcorn*

[@nobpyxl5389]

Sleepy also you:using dynamite

[@AshenElk]

But it's in the title...

[@i7887]

Did you just straight up not read the title?

[@PhonicNoteStudio]

"Before you get too excited, yes there's a limit" *Sad Audience Noises*

[@andrijanapregelj9251]

It is true

[@Arvl.]

sad

[@SiveenO]

Y'know, I played back when there wasn't a hard coded limit. Can't say you got anywhere starting from 5+ attached vehicles.

[@guydoesstuff5191]

@@andrijanapregelj9251 officially though, but unofficially…

[@repeekyraidcero]

Not for the dynamite tho ! xD

[@KriskitTheSignGuy]

The sigh of relief that happened at 8:59 when he finally found the clay was hilarious

[@coyotem3a1]

"Everything seems to be frozen..." *_Tsar Bomba goes off_*

[@kjcomputer]

o r i g i n a l t s a r b o m b

[@sarjubshah]

STAR BOMBA goes off.

[@thesovietgascan]

Agreed

[@useless9771]

Lmao true

[@justsumaveragegamer2636]

My question is which one the theoretical one or the scaled down test one

[@j.d.gregory3318]

Science Fiction: Let's build a space elevator! Josh: Let's build a Space Spiral Staircase!

[@screwappel611]

Yay

[@mr.milkman9010]

Developers: let’s make a cool game about collecting resources and exploring another planets Josh: haha dynamite go boom

[@AxolotyGuyAxolot]

Nice meme

[@rutiacotheyuty3045]

@@AxolotyGuyAxolot not nice meme

[@OzzieTheHead]

@@rutiacotheyuty3045 hater

[@theslav-combineempire2997]

One of the worst memes

[@mr.milkman9010]

Almosawi Moaml bruh ik but that’s the only way to get likes man and it’s like the first time I’m commenting something like that

[@Hur1hur2hur3hur4]

25:44 I love it when Josh genuinely laughs, it's nice hearing him have a good time, especially since his usual voise is apathetic sounding

[@jaebob]

Me when I finish watching this video, “I. NEED. MORE. OF. JOSH’S. ASTRONEER. VIDEOS!!!”

[@grandmask]

more of what? he finished the game xd

[@hoopdedo274]

Tbh I just want him to ruin each planet individually I a unique kind of way like 1 planet exploded or another planet just full of useless stuff

[@daviddaniel2004]

@@hoopdedo274 what if he exploded every planet, so only the center thingy was left.

[@Colonel_Sanderrs]

A nuke: incoming All the alert loudspeakers: Hey there it's Josh

[@scrithen2836]

The news report is titled "I set off so many nukes it destroyed a continent"

[@CesarinPillinGaming]

"Warning, a wild Josh has been detected. Seek cover immediately"

[@MookalH]

Greatest comment

[@extrale333]

Giant TV comes down from the sky

[@aspiringbrick]

Please good Lord don't let him play North Korea simulator

[@pixel6964]

This is beautiful, I hope you know many people in the community discord for Astroneer hate this and I love that

[@adrbt3126]

Hate what?

[@rb4121]

To be honest, his use of the winches was an amazing idea!

[@gemesil]

Hate what? the video has been up for like only 2 hours

[@01ZombieMoses10]

I don't understand people who hate other gamers for cheesing the hell out of games (except for competitive MP for obvious reasons). Can you think of a better way to put devs on notice? If the game shouldn't be played that way then they will fix it eventually. In the meantime, why get all pissy about things that need not affect your enjoyment?

[@jinmo-ri7886]

I don't play the game, and probably won't anytime soon because of circumstances. What's their problem? Wouldn't this video, that gives viewers a glimpse of (breathtakingly) beautiful landscapes, vast space, and sci-fi elements actually pull more people into the game? He's enjoying himself, and so are the viewers. I don't get the point of hate here. Maybe it's because I don't play the game, but even if I did, I don't think I would hate anyone for having fun.

[@prazedplatoon6502]

That ending was hilarious lol “Okay here we go….okay everything seems to be frozen” *que planet demolishing*

[@roboxing2266]

I keep on. Seeing the comment “why does he take so long to post?” I hope you realize each video takes him days and sometimes weeks, he really works hard to post. You cant expect him to post every day

[@rclc3655]

Thank you Jiren, very cool!

[@simdimdim]

We can expect it, but its not gonna happen :D unless he manages to find a bug to bring a time machine back to reality in one of the games :D

[@roboxing2266]

RemoteControlled PotatoChip yed

[@roboxing2266]

simdimdim12 e

[@beyo_nd_animations]

Exactly! I mean the recording must take hours but the editing as well, i just hate it when i see a comment on **ANY** youtubers video saying "you should post more". Its so immature. -

[@kadboodle]

“Leave the planet way worse than we left it”. Welp. Ya tried

[@izizwhatiziznt]

I was looking for this comment

[@pokowelerclipsandtricks3042]

Me too

[@deathblite9806]

And he succeeded.

[@foldervtolvr]

Everyone: Oh he respawned Josh: *Fresh Astronauts*

[@Achobreesh]

Nice

[@melnr4247]

reminds me of happy room

[@voidking-animations6944]

Among us guy

[@IAmAnItalianPizza]

Everyone: ah yes, leave it worse than before Josh: *Leave it worse then you left it*

[@starkindustries26]

Fresh meatsacks to do his bidding

[@chelseagonzales4294]

“We’re heading back with a full bounty” *entire platform of seeds falls off in the background*