This series was so far ahead of its time 😭 I’m here in 2024 reliving childhood memories 🥹
@patrickevans3686 ай бұрын
I’m reliving early 20’s memories 😂
@AAlbert-mp5zr5 ай бұрын
Been binging them again recently good times
@davis28054 ай бұрын
Same here. Hopefully these stay up
@yellowmustard748220 күн бұрын
Cry about it nerd.
@Acorn_Anomaly8 жыл бұрын
34:39 "You can kill each other" *everyone equips sword*
@OfficialChickenJoe2 ай бұрын
I just noticed that haha
@JackHails11 жыл бұрын
38:28 that was the most perfect moment in the history of moments.
@amonsterchef51825 жыл бұрын
This has 69 likes.
@HimothyBurton11 күн бұрын
@@amonsterchef5182thats a lie
@Madkendler7 жыл бұрын
Michael: "Poop's funny." Ryan: "Wait till you have a kid, it loses some of it's humor." Michael: "Nah, I'm never gonna deal with that." Oh, how wrong you where.
@tnzn49516 жыл бұрын
were*
@GregPivo876 жыл бұрын
its*
@cleon247695 жыл бұрын
@Eìon O'hInneirghe Nazis*
@MM-vs2et5 жыл бұрын
Where?
@zillchy5 жыл бұрын
now he has 2 kids
@GrouchyGander11 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Egg Step 2: Sugar Step 3: Milk and wheat. Each step also tells the amount needed for the cake.
@ShadowForgerCerelia11 жыл бұрын
That is genius.
@NojoJojo59811 жыл бұрын
Cakeless all the way
@velvetunderbite2 ай бұрын
10 years late but anti-cake gang 🌹
@xXfireflyyXx5 жыл бұрын
"Let the bodies hit the floor" and "it's raining men" Are the same songs sung from wildly different perspectives....
@cptteacosy61582 жыл бұрын
Oh shit 😮
@MysticClaws1009 жыл бұрын
*Geoff mines diamond with an Iron pickaxe *Decides to fight Michael with a Wooden sword
@SuppaiMono9 жыл бұрын
+MysticManiac100 #20/20Foresight :D
@jesus69765 жыл бұрын
@Søra Michael is rungar
@roselee90639 жыл бұрын
19:27 "how am I...I...I'm just fine..." definitely one of the most terrifying things Ryan has ever said.
@warriorofdawn8763 жыл бұрын
The sound of the Mad King preparing to murder someone... very violently.
@MrTurtlelove78 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan just has random secret chests throughout Achievement City.
@NilCaelum3 жыл бұрын
Turns out he had random secret girls throughout the country too
@dubwilly71343 жыл бұрын
@@NilCaelum yikers
@Ghostdragon5293 жыл бұрын
@@NilCaelum oof
@francissanders4173 жыл бұрын
@@NilCaelum hahahaha
@lonniesmith75802 жыл бұрын
@@NilCaelum good one
@Polystyrene1111 жыл бұрын
Technically Ryan is right, the UK was heavily deforested due to the lack of easily accessed coal so wood and peat were common until shipping coal was viable in the 19th century. Since then the UK has made an effort to repopulate the forests but there are very few old growths and still minicule numbers compared to the US or even the NA continent.
@Liam___ohara___10 жыл бұрын
I'm sure that's what Ryan meant :)
@GooseChoir10 жыл бұрын
Actually, there are many old forests in Edinburgh and in the countryside. They have them in preserved areas
@Polystyrene1110 жыл бұрын
Well when Edinburgh joins England we'll talk. In the most mundane sense, yes a few of the King's private reserves and some Lord's private reserves still exist. Walk 5 miles in any direction in Pennsylvania in a vaguely rural area and you'll find trees easily double or triple the age of the average tree in England or Scotland for that matter.
@Boberther10 жыл бұрын
Phillip B But you were on about the UK. Scotland is a part of the UK therefore Edinburgh is a part of the UK.
@GooseChoir9 жыл бұрын
+Phillip B. There's also a thing called national parks where it's extremely difficult to get planning permission and also, Glasgow had an extremely large deposit of coal nearby so your point is moot
@dennisthechemist44137 жыл бұрын
14:55 love how geoff doesnt use years, just rvb seasons
@Wolverine4you5 жыл бұрын
Correction for everyone who actually clicks on this comment it's 14:47 you're welcome.
@JonBoy9678 жыл бұрын
27:05 I thought Ray said "I want a gent to die"
@jpuriarte972811 жыл бұрын
@38:32 with Gavin and the skeleton in the dump hole. Oh my god I just kept replaying it. Especially when Gav looks at Ray and tells him to look the other way until they're done. Priceless!
@Delartemi11 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didn't ask for thousands of roses
@iriyanjohannsen19574 жыл бұрын
That is a good Drippin So Pretty song, weird that you knew about it 4 years before it was released tho
@Syndor128 жыл бұрын
Around the 14:00 mark Geoff kills Gavin and takes all his stuff, and then like 20 seconds later Gavin has a bunch of things and Geoff has nothing... Did Gavin get his revenge and they just cut it out?
@Salohkin110 жыл бұрын
38:32 - 38:50 is now officially one of my favorite minecraft let's play moments
@poppyonline40346 ай бұрын
Such a gem. Can’t stop laughing.
@Wadliacha10 жыл бұрын
The game video seems to flow so well I can't tell they cut anything out. Especially because they are talking like the whole time. Where is Gavin cutting stuff out?
@JerkyMurky10 жыл бұрын
well, considering that the last part they had a single challenge that was an hour long but the episode was not. i would assume that they actually cut out a pretty good amount. But its true, they are really good at editing, its hard to tell, especially on the long letsplays.
@AwesomeDeBawesome10 жыл бұрын
i13m I can only notice it when night/day suddenly changes. They're great indeed.
@strat61caster10 жыл бұрын
It's really easy to cut to someone's screen and mask a dead space. For instance in this video Jack gets lost, the boys chit chat for about 30 seconds and bam Jack's back at the throne room even though he was just deep underground. The day-night transition is really easy to mask if someone is underground.
@Akition10 жыл бұрын
Theres a cut everytime they switch from one player to another...
@kinagaseimei709710 жыл бұрын
Then again it gets annoying when you want to race them. You have no clue how many times I have tried to race against them all but then realized that they did cuts and so I was at a huge disadvantage (Surprisingly I won the race to the end though, guess I didn't screw around as often as them).
@TheAltoPhones11 жыл бұрын
First thing Michael should decree as king is that the first man to liberate Edgar and bring him to the throne to be set free shall be given a piece of the tower. Free Edgar 2013.
@ShadowForgerCerelia11 жыл бұрын
If they do that, they should wait until leads are implemented so that it'll be easier to drag Edgar over to the throne room. Otherwise Edgar will have to deal with everyone trying to lure him with wheat.
@TheAltoPhones11 жыл бұрын
Cerelia But that's the fun part. It would be chaos, sweet entertaining chaos.
@KingHamboy11 жыл бұрын
They should have the King be the host whenever they do these Let's Plays, so that the King can fly around whenever.
@titoaldunate11 жыл бұрын
you cant change host in xbox, the host is the owner of the map in this case geoff
@KingHamboy11 жыл бұрын
The map is on a USB stick.
@Pallyofpwn11 жыл бұрын
Skillet7890 you think that Geoff could trust anyone of them with the usb stick?
@KingHamboy11 жыл бұрын
Yes, definitely. He's trusted Gavin with it before.Gavin's been host a few times. Also, all of the Let's lays are filmed in the office, so the USB isn't going anywhere.
@Pallyofpwn11 жыл бұрын
yes but say Geoff goes and takes a dump and leaves the usb in the office, whats to say Ryan wont expand the hole and put all the cows inside of it?
@Accrylicc10 жыл бұрын
11:00 Shout out to Ray's Bo Burnham reference.
@JeremysGamingStuff10 жыл бұрын
Dave TheDutchMan they kill off mark nutt?? why the R.I.P
@MrKolo21310 жыл бұрын
Jeremy's Gaming Ryan murdered him.
@Pikminchick11 жыл бұрын
I heard them say disturbed and suddenly my alarm went off and it chose a random song from my playlist and it was down with the sickness and I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard
@WingsaberE310 жыл бұрын
I just thought, if the entire world is made of exact blocks, I'd constantly be poking myself on the block edges
@merlinbotha3636 жыл бұрын
Elliot H imagine banging your shins every 3 feet
@thenoblemaster521110 жыл бұрын
Gotta love a backwards playlist
@PonyManThing9 жыл бұрын
+Vomwerth has a great playlist of the Minecraft let's plays in order! (:
@lcephoenix9 жыл бұрын
Nick Jenkin Currently watching from said playlist :P
@Voltviper9 жыл бұрын
Same
@skullking23309 жыл бұрын
thank you vomwerth for giving us this thank you.
@PonyManThing9 жыл бұрын
NICK SAVES THE DAY
@lcephoenix10 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, Gavin stuck with that skelleton and Ray just standing there was just the best thing, it made me laugh so hard.
@truegamer8810 жыл бұрын
Omg Michael had me cracking up so much at 45:00! I love his Yu-gi-oh references. KUNAI WITH CHAINS!!! I also love the way Ryan says beeby drehgen hahaha. Shoutout to Joey Wheeler!!
@damionfrost244610 жыл бұрын
The Enderman killed Gavin cause Gavin slept with the Skeleton, the Enderman's girl. xD It all went in order, so yep xD
@OfficialZOO23110 жыл бұрын
38:05 Wow! Gavin fell in the one hole that led to lava. Classic Gavin!
@itaroons8 жыл бұрын
"what til you have a kid; its not funny anymore" "im not gonna have to deal with that." i know michael couldnt have known he would become a father in 2017 but this is hilarious anyway
@Foahninny4 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this, I love how Geoff kills Gavin at 13:45, and Geoff has everything while Gavin has nothing, then with the power of editing, 15 seconds later, Gavin has everything and Geoff has nothing.
@controlhogger84 жыл бұрын
Even crazier when you realize that Geoff won this let’s play instantly and he was probably just throwing the game away for a longer video
@scraps99211 жыл бұрын
38:32 the beginning of one of the most awkward scenes in all of these Minecraft Let's Plays.
@Natenator7710 жыл бұрын
Michael, all over the Yugioh references XD
@gabrielhole-jones254711 жыл бұрын
38:30 I died laughing...
@Hellgiver100011 жыл бұрын
What Gavin did not realize is mooshrooms allow you to milk them for stew, so if Ryan had known enough he could have won the mushroom stew challenge
@agolanvilella10 жыл бұрын
While it's true that mooshrooms can be milked for stew, at that point Ryan didn't know that Edgar had been turned into the mooshroom-iteration-of-Edgar by Gavin. The timeline goes: Ryan improves Edgar's habitat and Kung Fu House, leaves, then Gavin comes, kills OG Edgar, creates mooshroom-Edgar, leaves. Without originally knowing that Edgar could now produce stew, Ryan had no reason to check his house during this challenge, which in turn would've been the only way he could learn that Edgar could now produce stew :D
@Revan_Reborn10 жыл бұрын
Anthony Golan-Vilella any cow that goes in that hole instantly become's edgar. EDGAR IS NOT THE COW. EDGAR IS THE HOLE
@dannywilliams5410 жыл бұрын
You Can't Handle The Fluffle Edgar is a title, not a name :D
@Revan_Reborn10 жыл бұрын
Edgar 3, Edgar the wolf, they used it as a name, only when they're in the hole is it a title of insanity
@abucket148 жыл бұрын
would you say that these are... Beats by Ray
@123tatirox9 жыл бұрын
19:27 the fact that even GEOFF is scared of Ryan says so much.
@karmaneko64310 жыл бұрын
any body else notice the expression on the skeleton's face when ray came in.XD
@JITCompilation8 жыл бұрын
I literally had to pause the video because of that Bo Burnham reference at 10:59 . Bravo, AH. Bravo.
@uncreativesparks4698 жыл бұрын
thank god some1 else heard that!!!
@thavidu788 жыл бұрын
29:00 With Ray's subordinates disarmed, the monsters of the night descend upon them. The gods do not look favorably on the reign of *BLAZING IT UP!*
@Reyeyawn2 жыл бұрын
Jbl
@jellybeans908510 жыл бұрын
38:32 Has to be the best thing in the whole let's play! XD
@DanielGurney6 ай бұрын
Watching Gavin, blind leaping down a vast cave in the dark with certain death on each jump is insane.
@TheMythMaster8 жыл бұрын
Geoff - "There's a cow in a tree, that's a weird thing to see" 🐮🌲 Geoff's a poet and he didn't even know it! 📖✏️
@chipbowdrie89108 жыл бұрын
+WilliamXBOX360 Geoff is just another Dr. Seuss.
@icecoldnut51528 жыл бұрын
my favorite is still 'oh fuck, shit on shit, shit on shit thats it'
@steadyneurosion49199 жыл бұрын
The absence of certain floral themes in Ray's kingship still upsets me, though the anti-cake policy's as cathartic as ever.
@LagoutTV11 жыл бұрын
omg ryan with his secret chests everywhere
@alecschwartz8987 ай бұрын
39:15 "when you get hit by a car do you notice it's there, well I guess at some point you do" GAVIN AFLSJASDKKFJAS damn I miss these days
@juggernautnick10 жыл бұрын
LOL! Gavin passed up a diamond ore block at 25:02. XD
@Tarkus_H10 жыл бұрын
38:31 You could say that Gavin.......was getting boned.
@alexnarvaez65629 жыл бұрын
Haha whats with the pun
@negamewtwo55357 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that it's been 3 years and nobody's said this, so I will: GOD DAMMIT BARB!!!
@DjSakiBomb7 жыл бұрын
Iambic Pentameter i literally died of laughter
@asdfsdfsdf51146 жыл бұрын
No, you figuratively died of laughter. Learn what words mean.
@peepeemcgee978 жыл бұрын
How many hidden chests does Ryan fucking have?
@TheCrimsonHelix11 жыл бұрын
While going through their previous let's plays, I realized how much of a twisted psychopath Ryan actually is. Sends a chill down my spine.
@thismikeplaysgames9 жыл бұрын
38:10 one of the funniest moments I've seen on this series so fat
@dylanhamilton61099 жыл бұрын
Who's fat
@Eekar9 жыл бұрын
***** Jack
@DTOWNZxBOI9 жыл бұрын
lmao, this comment chain is gold.
@taylerremy54838 жыл бұрын
11:00 "i'm bo yo.." and i'm the greatest rapper ever and ill weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not, think you're better you're not. don't need a sweater I'm hot---
@Bryantsucksatgaming8 жыл бұрын
I'm a real G-shawty that can really find G-spot. Whooaaaa yeah, hey, what the fucks a G-Spot?
@JITCompilation8 жыл бұрын
i had to take a moment after that Bo Burnham reference
@uncreativesparks4698 жыл бұрын
YES!!!!
@daddiopage9 жыл бұрын
11:00 Did Ray just reference Bo Burnham? T_T
@roiroije63268 жыл бұрын
29:02 I love how all the mobs ambush everyone like a scene out of a movie
@JeremysGamingStuff10 жыл бұрын
15:09 HOLY FUCK JACK GOT LUCKY ON PC IDK ABOUT XBOX BUT ON PC THAT IS RARE AS SHIT!
@AzayBae10 жыл бұрын
No matter what the lads do, as long as the world goes on...there will always be an Edgar. Only Ryan can stop him from realizing it from realizing "he" is.
@drzibs10 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting for the day when they accidentally save after demolishing Achievement City...
@natesfilmlist10 жыл бұрын
They have tons of back ups
@attackingelectron10 жыл бұрын
No Gavin burned jacks house down
@itsallogre64115 жыл бұрын
Emma Pederson hello old comment.... yeah they do it a lot
@talesfromtheknottedgrove10 жыл бұрын
Geoff chewing funyuns is easily the greatest footage Achievement Hunter has ever filmed.
@PerpetualCamel11 жыл бұрын
I think for the last Achievement City let's play on the 360 they should reforest it, put coal and iron and Diamond and Redstone and other precious materials back in the earth, fill up caves with smooth stone, put flowers and grass everywhere, put sheep and pigs and animals everywhere and just rebalance the ecosystem of Achievement City. I think it would be a nice way to repay the world for all it's done for the AH Crew.
@iTracti0n11 жыл бұрын
38:32 "Uhhh you might want to look away." *bing bang bing bang bing bang boop*
@TheFlclManiac10 жыл бұрын
38:30 "This isn't what it looks like"
@re11ek10 жыл бұрын
I LOVE long lets plays. It just means theres MORE humor.
@DeDucktiveReasoning7 жыл бұрын
1066, Battle of Hastings
@plishy10 жыл бұрын
New couple in Minecraft: SkeleGav!!!! XD Poor Ray had to witness and hear their time together. XD
@natashamarieread34539 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Ryan in this video with his knowledge of the 1066 Battle of Hastings. That's where I'm from bro. Won't deny I may be fangirling slightly at that xD
@Ziorac9 жыл бұрын
o: What's it like to be almost a millennium old?
@natashamarieread34539 жыл бұрын
Totally badass.
@hylianchriss9 жыл бұрын
Just listened to a Podcast where Gavin stated Battle of Hastings was 1066, and Burnie was impressed with Gavin's knowledge. Gavin's lies are unraveling!
@natashamarieread34539 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Gavin! He's really like one of my friends in the way he's actually quite intelligent but that's quite often missed due to the fact he's so clumsy and ditsy aha
@smuffley2379 жыл бұрын
I'm from Hastings too! So happy when they brought it up!
@IliterateFoo4 жыл бұрын
Geoff smackin on those funions is way funnier than it should be 😂😂
@michaeldesanta819411 жыл бұрын
I was screaming at my monitor TRIGGER RAY'S HOUSE!
@jacksonJackson-ny6qt11 жыл бұрын
just glad im not the only one...
@agolanvilella10 жыл бұрын
According to the instructions they had to make the cake, not just acquire it. That being said, every occasion is a great occasion to trigger Ray's house.
@TheGentGaming11 жыл бұрын
Someone tell Ray how to take one item from a chest without individually removing the whole stack until 1 is in his hands.
@kymberleecrosley51249 жыл бұрын
with all the slime following Micheal he could be Robin Williams.
@SiennaBlossom42011 жыл бұрын
I liked how these were in two parts. Kept the suspense up.
@dfrostedwang547811 жыл бұрын
He had 4 diamonds..... I bet a diamond sword would have cut nicely through that iron armor.
@svinjamaria10 жыл бұрын
I love how soft and therapist-y like Ryan's voice is, even though he's batshit insane
@precise17589 жыл бұрын
21:50 just marking it for myself
@uba75410 жыл бұрын
For the record, I love the multi-part let's plays. The more content the better, and can't expect new ideas on every episode so gotta make the current idea last.
@marthaaels10 жыл бұрын
For the record I agree with you
@uba75410 жыл бұрын
The record is happy with out contributions :D Ya know, just for the record.
@DodgyAussies10 жыл бұрын
Ryan's fucking schrodingers cat reference at 32:45 fucking killed me ahahah
@zeldafan131511 жыл бұрын
When gavin and the skeleton was in the hole togther and he told ray to turn around ii had to pause the vid i was laughing so damn hard my dad woke.up and bitched me out
@TheFacelessStoryMaker11 жыл бұрын
11:52 nice lion king reference :)
@nachoman786411 жыл бұрын
LOL love the sling blade reference
@johipharp5 жыл бұрын
Watching Geoff take all the sugar cane and then letting him just walk away without a fight was the most infuriating thing ever
@poppyonline40346 ай бұрын
Geoff was clever there. He deserved that win.
@Fluffinyan10 жыл бұрын
So even though Gavin won the mushroom stew thing, instead of going to the nether he could have just milked the mooshroom Edgar with a bowl
@mcklub10 жыл бұрын
38:20 ... best part xD
@hippoanonymous88416 жыл бұрын
43:32 The ToWER of PIMPS is yOURs!
@danialloganathan280311 жыл бұрын
(38:30) LOOL ohh gavin i couldnt laugh more mann
@snakesbrandcereal11 жыл бұрын
22:53 jack how would you get strawberry milk from a cow made of mushrooms?
@501vagabond11 жыл бұрын
WELL maybe he thought it was strawberry because the mooshroom is red
@snakesbrandcereal11 жыл бұрын
Canaan Carter 2 reasons, it got SHROOM in its name and it has mushrooms on its back not strawberries
@JackanIke11 жыл бұрын
christian sanders it being red is the only thing he was thinking.
@snakesbrandcereal11 жыл бұрын
***** there's more than one red fruit lol
@ilovektties10111 жыл бұрын
christian sanders soo theres cherry milk
@ManWeiner10 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha! 38:30 was fuckin brilliant!
@duckmangobunny Жыл бұрын
43:00 Geoff “holy shit, we’ve been going for almost two hours!” Gavin: “yea it’s almost a four hour video”
@JKC4409 жыл бұрын
KUNAI WITH CHAIN
@apizzagaming74892 жыл бұрын
If you're still coming back to these You're a legend
@mewkatlol8 ай бұрын
I am a good little watcher boy, love to watch, love to listen
@Plstcarmy100010 жыл бұрын
How does book?
@mariekt3138 жыл бұрын
Geoff's random voice cracks are adorable. especially how no one makes fun of him for it💜
@olliebarrs34798 жыл бұрын
is that a rare occurrence
@sokonaut11 жыл бұрын
*EDGAR IS THE ONE IS THE HOLE*
@the_turnip_truck Жыл бұрын
9yrs ago😭😭😭
@lr-7 жыл бұрын
I love it cutting to Jack placing stairs all over the gaff
@XxUFO74xX10 жыл бұрын
anyone else understand the baby dragon reference?
@brendanfreed785010 жыл бұрын
Leinad Diaz Pretty sure that was the actual reference...
@Ziorac9 жыл бұрын
Baby Dragon one of the monster cards in Yugi-Oh. It's one of Joey's favourite monsters. Use a time machine to get 1000 year old dragon, powerful monster. Etc etc. Michael says it with that accent cause Joey has an awful Brooklyn accent and he's making fun.
@em1nem139 жыл бұрын
don't you mean baby dwagon
@allegedlymichael89349 жыл бұрын
Ziorac time wizard
@ricardoquezada1089 жыл бұрын
Ziorac And the English dub Joey is still better than the Singapore version
@christopherdorat718610 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the name of their Xbox One World Will be
@marrknot10 жыл бұрын
achievement city x
@christopherdorat718610 жыл бұрын
wonder if geoff's house will go down to bedrock as well as to the sky limit...and ray's walls shooting twice as much cake
@anvical290110 жыл бұрын
Christopher Dorat xD Hell ya
@gabrielhole-jones254710 жыл бұрын
Mark Spears Probably- unless they can think of something original.
@MeHasComputer10 жыл бұрын
I think that Ray gets a cake mansion
@MoodyBlues20778 жыл бұрын
Just realized Jack was the Quartermaster in Camp Camp.
@MoodyBlues20778 жыл бұрын
Also just fucking realized Mogars mother in X-ray and Vav is in the hole in the lab, Ryan (Mad King) owns the lab, the cow is Edgar. This channel is too fucking meta. I need to lie down.
@Mythotix8 жыл бұрын
Jack isn't the Quartermaster. It's Shannon McCormick. Although Jack's voice does sounds insanely similar.
@jacoblichty81157 жыл бұрын
RetroThe GameBro he does play Junior in RWBY
@livetoserve9667 жыл бұрын
"you might want to look away" god damnmit Gavin, funniest thing i've seen all day
@Hela038 жыл бұрын
#freeEdgar2016
@user-dt4mi5ye6y11 жыл бұрын
21:54 the cows in Minecraft have utters and horns so their gender is actually unspecified.
@kenythezebra517111 жыл бұрын
byYDG But, sense you can breed any 2 cows together their gender is unspecified.
@zeldafan09610 жыл бұрын
Purple Penguin ITS A COW FORM OF DITTO!!!!!
@nachoqt10 жыл бұрын
Notch officially stated that every living creature in Minecraft is of neutral gender. Steve was named as a joke and wasn't supposed to be male, but the name stuck.
@Ulquiorragurl2610 жыл бұрын
EightBitNacho Hence why it's "Steve?" and not just "Steve"
@banhammer724310 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't it be 1066 the battle of #hashtag instead of Hastings
@darqphoenix71910 жыл бұрын
no, not at all whatsoever.
@NateTheScot10 жыл бұрын
Hell no. /Slap.
@cuppycake432107 жыл бұрын
laughed pretty hard when Michael said he wasn't going to have to deal with kids and poop