Let's Play - Goat Simulator

[@asbquez6494]

How to summarize Gavin Free: Michael: "Turn right, turn right" Gavin: *turns left*

[@assistantmagus5213]

*turns around

[@Conman0093]

Arthur Queiroz Kind of reminds me of Lt. Dan and Forrest Gump. "Gump, turn left, we'll find some shrimp there!!!" *Gump turns right* Dan: "GUMP!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TURN LEFT!!!!"

[@Conman0093]

Arthur Queiroz Kind of reminds me of Lt. Dan and Forrest Gump. "Gump, turn left, we'll find some shrimp there!!!" *Gump turns right* Dan: "GUMP!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TURN LEFT!!!!"

[@YellawayHD]

Then again they are very drunk in this video

[@palrod7388]

Good point

[@napstablook-formerlyacadem1632]

"If a red house is made of red blicks and a blue house is made of brue blicks, what color's a greenhouse? ...it's made of glass" -Gavin Free 2k14

[@loodlebop]

Napstablook -formerly Academy of Despair- I peed

[@thotterypottery]

Bricks*

[@kalen1702]

he said "blicks" in the video... that's the joke

[@agentcalifornia3587]

It’s made of glarsh

[@TheSlowFanz]

Ironic that when they og into the tunnel Gavin says "were going to heaven Michael" when the sign to the tunnel says helvete (norwegian for hell)

[@Breadrozt]

I was just going to comment the same thing, but in swedish

[@sn3ar]

Well, the game is made in Sweden.

[@BarbsBasement]

Kasper Stenvall yeah but the languages are a lot alike

[@thegoldencaulk2742]

0:10 "I'm having some beer" Pretty much perfectly set the tone for this video

[@HenryPlays]

he didn't do anything bad so he became angel goat and u can become angel and devil at same time

[@lucasguerrero2252]

Sheep go to hell

[@elpeterson]

*Drunk Gavin*: If a red house in made of red blicks and a brue house is made of brue bricks, what color is a green house? ...It's made of glass.

[@thereisnobasingse]

28:21

[@thaggartxsoo]

The "More-drunk-than-Gavin" drinking game - Take a shot everytime the goat breaks something.

[@otislegoking]

how about the "More-drunk-than-ray" drinking game - Take a shot of Kapri Sun every time ray gets a kill or something….now THATS lethal

[@christenwoods2450]

On another lets play- take a shot Everytime Ray dies

[@thaggartxsoo]

Christen Woods That's one way to save money on alcohol!

[@rachelmcbride6499]

Take a drink every time gavin makes up a british word

[@MegaGamenoob]

"You can't compete with Joel Heyman" Words to live by.

[@cobwebe]

Unless it's a thickest shirt contest.

[@leetman117]

A Dadric prince likes roosterteeth!

[@SmythJunior]

When they robbed the store at 19:26, that was alot more successful than Gavin's planned heist in GTA!

[@NinjaPups]

Goat simulator? With Michael and Gavin? DRUNK? oooohh best combo ever! :D

[@DrFlippyFloppyJr]

It seemed only Gavin was drunk Michael seemed just fine

[@FireBlade3329]

Lol. I agree!

[@Brendyrose]

Not really this was one of their worst lets plays so far I think.

[@FireBlade3329]

Brendyrose WTF is wrong with you? It was hilarious! I loved it!

[@Brendyrose]

Flame Sword If you say so lol...

[@JamesMk2]

Gavin saying "Hi Michael" always makes me laugh.

[@XPCX13]

Hi Micoo

[@worldwartra]

"We have to find humans Michael." -Drunk Gavin

[@RowynMottershead]

I love it when drunk Gavin goes super British talking about getting Sunday Lunch from a Harvester

[@DeathInFlamez]

and only us British get the reference ;D

[@randomnessftwman]

they should do a Let's Play where everyone is drunk and Ray is just sitting there like "guys...can't we just play the game" and everyone is trying to figure out how to leave a building

[@matthewc9868]

fucking genius!

[@MazzyMars]

They better do this, because this is genius.

[@randomnessftwman]

for people who don't know (and trust me there are people who don't know) Ray doesn't drink so that's why he would be sober in the Let's Play because he doesn't drink but I think everyone else does...Gavin and Michael do obviously from this video I think Geoff went back to drinking and I think Ryan and Jack drink

[@ricardoaficial4848]

Let's play minecraft episode 100 idea

[@194856327]

randomnessftwman Minecraft Episode 2 and Game Time: Burnie and Ray Play Journey both reference Ray not drinking. I'm too lazy to throw in a time stamp for each, but it is discussed.

[@BoySamusMetroid]

A warm welcome to all the people waiting for the Minecraft Let's Play.

[@hgjfkd12345]

I like how Joel and Adam made so much more progress, but each Let's Play was good for its own reasons.

[@Njenkin]

Goat Simulator. I would have liked to have been at the meeting when they came up with this idea. I'm sensing strong narcotics.

[@Jalugi1395]

If a red house has red bricks and a blue house has blue bricks, what does a green house have? ....it has glass. -drunk Gavin 2014

[@caseyseaman7790]

jumbled mess of random letters and words that sound like what you previously said -Drunk Gavin 2014

[@asishll]

Well it is technically true though.

[@sauceypotatoes5330]

Casey Seaman You mean "Headbujijajijeakin!" found at 21:55.

[@avadis8249]

Gavin: It's a banana! what is it? a chicken? it's a tiny little goat.

[@Chaotic444]

28:20 *Gavin talking while destroying green house* "If a red house is made of red blicks, and a blue house is made of brue...bricks, what color is a green house?" *waits for response* "It's made of glass." Alright Gavin. Alright.

[@PunkInTheGutter]

no matter how many times I watch it, I always laugh my ass off when they're in the tunnel the second time and gavin's just like "We got to find huumaans Miichael"

[@lancefisher8358]

really disappointed they didn't find the castle. Drunk Gavin would go crazy

[@naominekomimi]

They didn't find like ANY of the easter eggs. .-. No queen goat, no anti-grav (anti-gav), no demon goat. Should seriously revisit this when not totally wasted. Maybe with a checklist of things to look for. That'd be interesting, like a scavenger hunt.

[@Fluffinyan]

I want to see their reaction when they find the satanic circle and become demon goat

[@atryan360]

gavin has a few beers. sounds absolutely smashed. micheal has a few beers. sounds completely normal.

[@MiamiChicken]

Different people take alcohol differently. Big people take it better (michael) Small people take it worse (gavin)

[@musicisum0405]

Gav's a lightweight XD

[@darkghor6372]

***** I'd say that was more the Blow Pop.

[@actionpanels]

***** He's eating a blow-pop.

[@MikeSenaSena]

45 seconds in, this is the drunkest I've heard Gavin since Minecraft episode 2.

[@AllyArtemisia]

"We were just a goat, and now he's DEAD!" should be on a shirt or something.

[@PypoGaming]

When the video starts with drunk Gavin - My body is ready.

[@ToiseNgames]

I let them in dry

[@DominantDinosaur]

now give him shots :P

[@HeadHunter343GS]

So there are 2 types of ppl in the world

[@Firestar1992]

After about ten seconds, I was like, "Yeah...they're both drunk." lol

[@SawnOffFilms]

Michael and Gavin should have weekly drunk plays

[@WhatIfJojoSiwaWasGay]

"listen to my beer" followed by the sound of a bottle of Shiner getting scraped across a microphone is one of the truly iconic AH moments.

[@nachoqt]

There should be more Let's Plays in pairs like this. Opens up a much wider variety of games. (I'd love to see Ray and Ryan take on an FPS campaign of some sort.)

[@MattyQuen]

Or Geoff could finally play Telltale's The Walking Dead game.

[@MrIreallydonotcare]

Or Geoff could play dead island, which he probably will refuse, if you've seen the video where he watches the dead island trailer... Even though the girl in the trailer has nothing to do with the game I think... I've played most of it, not all.

[@fsociety6983]

VoluptuousPanda IIRC, Geoff said he wouldn't play TWD because of Clementine being in it and his inability to play things in which young girls are in danger.

[@isabelleseq]

joel and adam got the demon goat michael and gavin got the angel goat there's a beautiful metaphor in there somewhere

[@aaron-pu6mf]

My girlfriend just broke up with me, so thank you for putting a smile on my face, you guys save me. Thank you.

[@shafiendd]

I'm sorry to hear about that.

[@garganchua]

there better be a part 2 cause no demon goat, no jet pack, no pitcher, no queen, no wrestling, they didnt even do half the stuff

[@McYouWin]

QQ

[@XboxArcher]

They're drunk, do you expect them to do everything?

[@garganchua]

XboxArcher of course not! bt its so frustrating yelling at the prerecorded video " cmon! its right there! it would be so cool! do it... noo wrong way!

[@Logisticious_gg]

Gavin and Michael are like buddy cops. They're like Peanut Butter and Jelly, yet Oil and Water. Ham and Cheese. Bugs and Daffy. Coke and Mentos. Mario and Luigi. Husband and Wife. I ship it.

[@ExtraChrispyBacon]

Like a Hooker and 1997 Volvo?

[@J0no7]

Well Joel and Adam's video had achieved 450,000 views after one day, this one has reached 450,000 after just under one day. Also, Adam and Joel's video was on Roosterteeth which has more subs than LetsPlay. Therefore, Gavin and Michael win.

[@LM_Loco]

Gavin and micheal have a way bigger fan base so many ppl don't even no who Adam is personally I think Joel is the most hilarious guy out of them. The outlast lets plays were the tits because of Joel

[@J0no7]

LxLOCOx420 I know they have a bigger fan-base. I was just talking statistically. Personally, I preferred Joel and Adam's version, because this game just fits Joel perfectly.

[@ChosesinWon]

Hey man! Joel always wins.

[@macdiesel950]

Just because more people watch it, doesn't mean it's better.

[@J0no7]

Mac Diesel I never said it was better. I was merely mentioning the stats. Like I said, I actually preferred Joel and Adam's one.

[@GoldenSun5631]

29:40 "SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DOIMOND!" OH GOD I'm DYING OF LAUGHTER!!! XD Drunk Gavin is the BEST!

[@NathanUTS]

We need a TND drunk lets play at least once a month!

[@1999matteog]

That would be a great idea if their liver's could handle it.

[@QueerNoob]

UndeadShadow Once a month? Their livers will easily handle it.

[@shan0161]

UndeadShadow Yeh because getting drunk once a month would destroy their liver? These guys get bevved every other night.

[@itsyahomiescott3742]

Yes.

[@rockymountainway21]

MORE DRUNK GAVIN!!!!

[@Jordan-cd3ce]

"What colour's a green house? It's made of glass." ~Gavin Free.

[@XxBrazilRulesxX]

Such an old joke though

[@CliffyyyP]

the way gavin says "michael" when he's drunk is fucking hilarious

[@Jman5510155]

20:18 :D :If a red house is made of red blicks and a blue house is made of brue bricks, what color's a green house? It's made of glass." That's when you know Gavin's sanity is long gone...

[@MateriaGirlYuffie]

aha, I wanna see a Joel, Adam E, Gav AND Michael lets play! I dont care what its in, I just think with the amount Joel and Adam piss each other off, and the amount Gav and Michael piss each other off, it would be flipping hilarious with ALL FOUR TOGETHER! :D

[@silentxephyr3536]

My god......... Just imagine the anger from them and the laughing from us...... They would hate each other after that. :D

[@SuperScam1]

we need that lets play!

[@DoubleKnotts]

"If a red house is made of red blicks and a blue house is made of brue bricks... what the hell's a green house?"

[@wwerdo4]

It's Glass ya dope!

[@SystemFreaKk13]

Michael and Gavin! Let's Play Portal 2!!

[@NightDay1906]

Do you want Gavin to die?

[@SystemFreaKk13]

NightDay1906 Hopefully! Think of the humorous potential that game oozes... Gavin won't stand a chance, but it'll be a worthy sacrifice mua ha ha

[@tacopwnzer]

do you mean Portal or Postal?

[@SystemFreaKk13]

Play Pals isn't good enough... Let's Play!!!

[@Alltorn-N56]

I was the 100'th like for this idea.

[@blackfalcon1324]

actually knowing swedish makes this so much better, the signs are so funny.

[@MrKennyCakemouth]

26:51 Goat surfing on a drifting car while head-butting it. now I've seen it all.

[@LukeSwishfish]

There is no one on the planet that is better than drunk Gavin.

[@rickyistheman]

This should become a series where Michael and Gavin get drunk and do a Lets Play. It should be called "Bev'd Up".

[@musicaljoey9778]

Drunken Gavin: "We've got to find humans Michael" My personal highlight of the video

[@yewtewb3628]

"The red houses is red dicks the blue house the blue blicks what green house? glass" -Gavin 2014

[@NamesCalvert]

Bricks

[@CertMediocre]

Sadly, Ryan was too busy being still in the air to make this video higher than 240p.

[@OpenMawProductions]

720p, biznacho.

[@Boskov01]

Holy heck! I haven't heard Gavin this drunk since LP Minecraft Ep 2!

[@Gabeirific]

try Full Play State of Decay pt 2

[@SomeBadBadger]

try state of decay full play episode 2 i think? its one of the state of decay full plays, about 40 minutes of team nice dynadrunk

[@TheMikeSwitch]

Gabe Donovan Gav pissed drunk that time. He sounds more and more British when he drinks lol

[@nathandevlin3438]

'If a red house is made of red bricks And a blue house is made of blue bricks What colour is a green house?... It's made of glass.' Nailed it.

[@Mercer87]

And that is why Team Nice Dynamite is the best.

[@sackofpeas2470]

Need more of this. Absolutely hilarious.

[@skylerarden]

Drunk Michael and Gavin Let's Plays. Make this a thing.

[@FatugaDickbutt]

Thereve been a lot of early lets-plays where various people have been drunk. A very well known example is the first 2 minecraft videos where Gavin is drunk as fuck! I didnt realise it when I first watched it but Micheal is GENUINLEY raging and beating the shit out of Gavin when he wont stop being annoying o.O Its quite awkward and hilarious.

[@skylerarden]

I forgot about those two! I have to go watch them again. :)

[@NinjaSpartan316]

Gavin should never be sober. Ever.

[@pupinator98]

26:18 guy is called Armin... so I guess you could say that this... is attach on titan-goat!

[@hitsugaya23ful]

lolwut go home think about your life

[@SametHorses]

"Helvete" is Swedish and actually means "hell"! "Him Len" on the other side of the road is an odd version of "himlen" which means "heaven".

[@NBR696]

Wow, they are really "bevved up".

[@alextheroux2290]

I fucking use that all the time now.

[@BeeMoney_ChaosStreamer]

I cant wait until they do a behind the scenes of this video

[@gen-zhippie2203]

This was art.

[@TheSilentZebra64]

"Licking this car was the worst thing we've ever done!" -Gav2014

[@EpicPotato98]

"34 times 1! That's almost 35!" -Michael Vincent Jones 2014

[@RazKun]

Much better than Joel and Adam's :P Theirs was just Adam yelling at joel thinking he could steer the jet pack the entire time.

[@dEMuKi0]

Well you could also say that all the Rage Quits with Gavin and Michael are just Michael yelling at Gavin but those are still great

[@AnimateTheWorld]

dEMuKi0 exactly. adam yells at joel and it sucks, but michael yells at gavin and its funny. both are great but i liked adam and joel's better

[@Dantehavok218]

I think if they weren't buzzed Michael would be yelling at Gavin too.I want to see Michael and Adam play together now THAT is gold

[@maikai196]

LIJ4Productions There is a difference though. When Michael yells at Gavin, he is genuinely pissed at him for usually a good reason. When Adam rages at Joel, it is usually really funny but the one in Goat Simulator was particularly annoying because he was yelling at Joel for something that he really couldn't control.

[@Parra1el_Divide]

Dantehavok218 or joel and gavin

[@PyrguiinY]

"We still have to complete this airtime easy" "chinese?" "no airtime easy"

[@thewolfex1]

Me strolling through videos on the youtubes See a Goat Simulator Video Buttocks clench in anticipation Click on video and pause so it'll buffer See that it's a let's play Practically faint in excitement Wake up and read whose in it See gavin and Mich's names. Scream Blood Mary Hit the roof jumping for joy Pop popcorn Grab 5 4 litter bottles of coke Grab my pringles Mount my favorite chair Grab ready bottle of medicine for upcoming stomach and lung pains Hit play.

[@awkwardgoober1548]

MMMM YISSSS

[@Darknight0781]

You forgot the lube. Bite the pillow, we're goin in dry!

[@officialrooster]

IM DYING BECAUSE GABIN IS DruNK AND ITS CRACKING ME THE FUCK UP LOL

[@yaromeow2208]

Jacob Bickell What for so Ruhatys

[@sinkpissersupreme]

I'm disappointed they didn't figure out the hint on the B[E]ACON

[@macmac277]

Still think they should change Gavin's and Machael's Let's play "Drunk Play"

[@tawishma]

"Leeeet's Drunk!"

[@Usernamesdontmatter1]

Taylor Shively-Mackwood "Leeeeet's Drink"

[@matthewc9868]

Jessica S you're not being a grammar Nazi, those guys prowl you tube pointing out misspelled words in the comments.

[@JessicaS173]

Ah alright, just wanted to make sure no one took it the wrong way.

[@smegskull]

If you are only getting 240p go to the achievement hunter site HD works there

[@shallowgrave4781]

thanks babe

[@diablajane]

You're wonderful

[@knob-creek1849]

Gavin sounds super american when he's drunk.

[@brockschroeder9022]

Gavin is like a 5 year old that doesn't listen and is very easily distracted. I laughed so much

[@brendanhulla]

I came to this video to see if other people were waiting on this week's Minecraft Let's Play. I was not disappointed.

[@keeganmoore99]

Would've loved to see Gavin's reaction to the Demonic Goat.

[@maikai196]

When splitscreen comes out for this game, their should totally be a hybrid of 'How to... with Joel and Adam' and a Team Nice Dynamite Let's play. Gavin and Michael should control a goat, Joel and Adam should control a goat (in the same manner that both pairs already are) and then let the chaos just happen from there.

[@stevebarrett3622]

The gods gifted us by giving us drunk Gavin in the video

[@ithinkitsdashing]

While I am sure someone has said this before (I can't be arsed to read ALL the comments), the road signs etc in this game are actually in Swedish. "Helvete" meas "Hell"... etc. -- And AGAIN, I''m sure someone has said it before, but I am laughing at it so hard and the top comments doesn't mention it, so yeah, I will post this. Because gavin suggesting LET'S FOLLOW THIS SIGN TO HELL is fantastic. And I bet I will get a shitload of hate for posting this haha.

[@ninjapenguinblock]

"Listen to my beer", yup drunk all ready.

[@felagund23]

The intro to this video was absolutely hilarious at 0.5 speed. it sounds like the are wasted beyond help lol. Especially Gavin.

[@Achiever579]

Hello Drunk Michel and Gavin

[@robindev6209]

I love extra british drunk Gavin.

[@100PercentBudder]

I like how Gavin goes "lets get out of the pool... we've spent half of the video in the pool" and its only 8 minutes in. hahaha

[@jmcavoy7]

They probably edited a lot of it out.

[@100PercentBudder]

I know, but its just funny to think that when he said "We've spent half the video in the pool" but there still 22 minutes left in the video

[@CreepsMcPasta]

I think it's official. Every let's player has done this game but me! XD

[@ResidentLich]

Then get to it Creeps :P

[@feathersruffld]

And you are.....?

[@tjgordon5]

Haha I watch your vids and when I saw this comment I thought exactly the same thing! Do it!!

[@shane199817]

***** He has 147k subs so obviously a KZbin commentator

[@feathersruffld]

shane199817 ya never heard of em

[@Blasian62]

I had it on full screen and thought their mouse was mine. I kept trying to move it off screen but it wouldn't.

[@TheMikeSwitch]

Ditto. Then I remember I inverted the colors on mine because this has happened before. One of those moments you feel like an idiot and it's justified

[@bradym67]

Hmm. Only 240p for some reason. That is really weird.

[@CatToast446]

watch it on ahDOTroosterteeth

[@asultsucker936]

thats only when youtube is processing it ;) takes about 1 hour before it is finnished for HD

[@bradym67]

***** Yeah I gave it about a day and a half actually. Video was posted on April 17th and my comment was posted on the 19th.

[@Mike-ds4ht]

You know, for someone who normally has masterful control of the video camera, Gavin had me wishing the Cloverfield director was controlling the view on this video...

[@wierderthanwierd]

I'm so happy Michael mentioned Dopefish. Laddergoat, you so silly.

[@wierderthanwierd]

Same thing.

[@wierderthanwierd]

Same thing.

[@CHESHIRES_SMILE]

I love the way Gavin keeps saying Michaels name throughout the video. Its like michae let's do this or michae let's go over there. It makes it sound like they're on a whimsical adventure together.

[@RealJiffyCones]

Can't wait for tonights Let's Play! So hype!

[@r3ecem517]

Still no lets play :(

[@RealJiffyCones]

Reece Martinez Patience young Padawan.

[@FlyingDogPoop]

It's 11:30 in Miami.

[@theprodigy8546]

they are uploading tonite! sweet

[@OnzaTechy]

***** 1:43 pm for me :P

[@ellens3447]

Gavin's drunk camera control is making me feel sick 😂

[@lindseyvanhorn7198]

Same

[@mortalmadmatt1]

We need more drunk Gavin. That State of Decay Full Play he did with Michael was hilarious. It should be a requirement for him to drink before every Lets Play, lol.

[@XxDragonCodexX]

HOLY SHIT THROUGH THE VIDEO I WAS LIKE, MICHAEL SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS A CHERRY BLOW POP IN HIS MOUTH!! AND THAT'S WHAT HE HAD IN HIS MOUTH!! I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THE FLAVOR BUT I AM FRICKIN PSYCHIC!!!

[@Scarbuckks]

Sure buddy :)

[@LtMalewife]

u ok

[@RileyNagle]

lay off the acid a bit there bud

[@eldong5250]

i agree with gavin that every game needs a toggle rag doll button

[@Tennantphile]

Ryan isn't here to tell us how to set the game up LOL TRUTH

[@phx99home]

Gavin is that type of annoying but hilarious person when he's drinking apparently lol

[@dallasjthompson]

Gavin is that annoying but hilarious person all of the time, its just amplified when drinking

[@phx99home]

dallas thompson your right, he's a bit more obnoxious in this video tho.

[@nicktheavatar_]

I specifically didn't watch Joel and Adam's video so that way I could watch these guys play it

[@omfg51]

Surprisingly, Joel and Adam's is actually funnier.

[@superhockeydudeps5]

Joel and Adam have this weird chemistry that makes them fucking hilarious!

[@randomguy00039]

The thing with Joel and Adam is that its funny because Adam knows shit and Joel just goes around fucking with everything, whereas with Michael And Gavin they both don't know shit. I personally think Joel and Adam are probably better, but they are all fucking hilarious

[@AccuracyTest]

I knew this was gonna be a good video from the moment Gavin said "Listen to my beer." And it did not disappoint.

[@mesner5x]

I think it needs to be mandatory for Michael and Gavin to be bev'd up when making videos.