Lettuce WAP

I had this dream;
On a sun-drenched afternoon, a family gathered for a joyous BBQ, filling the kitchen with warmth and laughter. Amidst the bustle of preparation, the wives worked diligently on the food. In the midst of it all, a little girl stood poised with a knife in her hand. With a swift motion, she brought the blade down upon a head of lettuce, exclaiming "WAP!" Her innocent declaration caught the attention of the adults in the room, who turned to her with a mix of surprise and concern, quickly raising their voices in admonishment, "Hey!"
The little girl, oblivious to the commotion she had caused, looked up with wide eyes filled with confusion. Clutching the knife gently, she innocently raised her hands and shrugged, "What? It's just a cool word."
Her statement hung in the air, momentarily breaking the tension as the adults exchanged bewildered glances, struggling to stifle their laughter at the innocence of youth amidst the ordinary backdrop of a sunny afternoon BBQ.

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This banger should be illegal 😂