LGR Plays - Neo Aquarium: King of Crustaceans

[@Evertide05]

Two years after a friend first showed me this video, I STILL come back to watch some every time I have a bad day so I can smile again, and it works every time. You have one of the most contagious laughs I know. Thank you. "This is a competitive 3D shooting game BASED ON CRUSTACEANS AHAHAHA!"

[@LGR]

Glad to hear it :D

[@selenemizuki7735]

Glad hear.

[@CandyMeerkat]

Here in 2020 for the same reason. Hope you get this notifier and come back to laugh again.

[@Evertide05]

@@CandyMeerkat I still have this video in my "Funniest Videos" link folder. The only reason it will ever leave is if it's not here anymore.

[@LGR]

Okay. I'll be sure to disable my sense of humor and ability to laugh and have fun next time, just for you... Also, LGR Plays videos aren't reviews or critical analyses, please don't treat them as such. They're videos of me playing a game for 20 minutes or so, nothing more. I think I'm free to crack up if I find something humorous, sorry if you find it obnoxious but I'm not going to do anything but be myself here. Scripted, critical reviews are clearly labeled as such and come on the weekend.

[@Bluscream]

Dont be mad, i love the video AND your laugh

[@tomfarrell835]

Hey man I know this is so old but I want you to know that after 9 years whenever I have a terrible day I come back to this video, your laugh warms my heart. I hope you are doing well buddy.

[@LGR]

That it is. You get a mix of techno and rock music throughout the game... it's just as glorious as the rest of the game.

[@RikoJAmado]

It's crustaceans, lasers, techno, and a bit of edutainment. What's not to love???

[@JasonL_Hawaii]

The laugh is iconic in these LGR videos. Never change, Clint.

[@BRAMCRACK3R]

This seems like something that belongs on the Dreamcast.

[@AnnoyingTiger888]

You know it's gonna be good if he can't even get through the beginning of the video because he's laughing too hard!

[@LGR]

The point? Why, CRUSTACEAN CARNAGE, of course! Seriously. The goal is to win, that's about it. If you look at the "story" behind this, you'll see it's just there as absurd filler. Does one really need a reason to pit crabs and barnacles against each other, armed with lasers? :D

[@xebek]

I made the grievous mistake of sipping a cup of hot coffee as I naively clicked play. I then spent the next 3-4 minutes cleaning my keyboard and monitor. Apparently I didn't learn my lesson. I thought the hilarity was over. Then, suddenly, *boom* corn barnacle as a playable character. Let this be a warning.

[@Wandiola]

Your laugh makes everything brighter. Watching your reviews makes me happy

[@zesty2023]

I re-watch this video just to listen to you crack up. Your laugh is so freaking contagious!

[@Tarava757]

Oh man, thank you LGR. I needed a laugh tonight and your pure, unrestrained joy fit the bill. I'M A BARNACLE!

[@lllDASH]

Hearing you laugh always puts me in a good mood (probably because I haven't heard you laugh before in the years that I've watched you videos). I was laughing with you as you tried to explain this absurd game. :D

[@rippthepunk]

I dunno what I enjoyed more: Your laugh at the intro, or the game itself :D

[@Allison_Macklin]

The way you hilariously struggle to say "This is a competitive 3D shooting game based on crustaceans" makes it my favorite video you've done! :D And I just noticed that one lucky crustacean combat master won a free yukata. Too bad you missed out on that. ;)

[@Crocodonk]

Your laugh is contagious. I was cracking up along with you.

[@AzumiRM]

There are a load of games based around an insect called "Kabuto Mushi". They are kind of warrior beetles. These games can be found in game centers (arcades) here in Japan and on home consoles. Kids will collect cards and have their beetle fight someone else by scanning their card and the other kid's card into the arcade. The beetles shoot lasers, fire missiles do combo's and even have finishing moves. The fights are recorded on the cards (wins / loses). You can buy cards in supermarkets etc.

[@TheFly067]

I remember laughing my arse off at this when it first came out, 4 and a half years later nothing has changed my god this is funny

[@luiscanamarvega]

His laughter is almost.. therapeutic :)

[@francistheodorecatte]

Your laughs are great. I pissed myself laughing when you were playing Train Simulator.

[@ignacioxgnc]

I always come back to this video for a good laugh.

[@Cjwil01]

Love the giggles!!! I couldn't help but laugh even before you got rolling. :D

[@dwarfbunni]

Wow I do not regret clicking this one... pure joy man.

[@MrDony321]

I love your laugh so much, this game is freaking amazing XD Awesome video! Had so much fun!

[@HimuraCruz]

This game looks amazing. Must play. Despite the hilarious concept of Crustacean Combat, the gameplay looks very interesting, especially playing as the deadly Corn Barnacle. :3

[@Adelyteful]

Your laugh makes me so happy =3 You are amazing, keep up the good work!! =D

[@mrbungle3310]

This game is actually good ...never thought it would be ,what a bizzare experience

[@angrycandy5441]

Clint, this is your best video.

[@SFaPiL2]

Holy crap, phreakindee! By pre-purchasing this game that "exceeds all human sense" you entered a contest to win "AWESOME traditional Japanese summer wear!" If the gods of fortune will smile upon you, you WILL wear that light summer kimono in one of your videos. I'm looking forward to it!

[@PresidentJ]

I think this game deserves a game of the year

[@salemcorbeaux3190]

Your laughter is contagious.

[@xormontgomery5741]

You had me cracking up so quick in this review!

[@smittenthekitteninmittens2679]

this brings joy to my heart!!!!

[@aeidla]

this is my favorite out of all his videos

[@PEACEWALKER1992]

0:23 Just had to keep on laughing from there because of Clint couldn't stop laughing himself xD

[@HelenaRedgrave]

Japan never, EVER, ceases to amaze me.

[@EANTYcrown]

your laugh is simply amazing

[@rkhale02]

Your videos are awesome, and i was laughing all the same along with you. Keep up the good work! :D

[@pikuorguk]

Whoa! Look out for the corn barnacles, they look fearsome!

[@4thcoming]

Yes Subnatica!!! Thanks bro and lolz with you too 😃

[@tompinks_]

Oh I lolled so hard with this... It puts "Attack of the Killer Penguins" to shame.

[@googleboughtmee]

Been looking for a good crustacean-based combat sim, is this the best one around at the moment?

[@Zipzeolocke]

this is essentially the underwater planet from Star Fox 64 but without the submarine

[@samprice5346]

I have a spiritual connection to this video

[@-The-Stranger-]

This victory strengthens the soul of...Corn Barnacle!

[@peterpib2]

"It was like thumping mother nature in the face with a hard frozen potato." LOL!

[@DJTwenty2020]

I was laughing before he had even stopped laughing and said anything! Pure genius!

[@TollingBells]

...No wonder fishing and crabbing are expensive industries, if this is what the fishermen have to deal with...I can't wait to see this happen when I go to the aquarium on Friday.

[@fireglo450]

Duke Nukem Crab: He'll pinch you in the abdomen...

[@krunchnmunchn]

well that was interesting it actually looks pretty fun and hilarious ive never seen a game like this before.

[@chapametal08]

MOST EPIC LAUGH EVER HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@ugugmug]

King of the Crustaceans? Why not Zoidberg?

[@TheAzianboy101]

Watching this during class and seriously laughed out loud during a lecture! Hahaha!

[@MajorIronwood]

LGR, there was a cartoon in the early 90's I think called "Fighting Foodons" so there's a cartoon about American food fighting...

[@Stoudman]

Coming soon, Sea Anemones!

[@DDantohi]

Never heard you laughing. I laughed too. Everyone laughed 'til they died.

[@chran1138]

Uhhhh...huh. First sharks with laser beams, now this. Great. Can't wait for the ill-tempored sea-bass.

[@KoRnDuDe19886]

Dude your laugh is awesome! lol!!! you made me laugh at how absurd this game is!

[@TheSchokoxx]

"Or have they? No, wait, they totally have." I lol'd.

[@MrKDilkington0]

LGR Plays - Seaman.

[@red0death1]

Go away the beginning was awesome

[@dragonrider2292]

I know this video is old but you definitely should check out Seaman for the Dreamcast.

[@TheMathewHd]

"It was like thumping Mother Nature in the face with a hard frozen potato" Nice...

[@Singular8ty]

Leave it to Japan to come up with the most amazingly bizarre games of all time (and we love them for it :)

[@DemonTheBob]

Your laughter is contagious. :D

[@Shmazeturuz]

At least you can't say the developers didn't try anything new with this.. Innovation, right here =3

[@doriphor]

A lobster shooter ? HELL YES ! Oh also, are you ever going to review some Amstrad goodness? :D

[@EnglishTophat]

This game looks awesome!

[@HeadsetGuy]

"You lack the POW for that Skill."

[@enriqueperez17]

"Millions of years in the future... at around 4:15PM Wednesday..."

[@EjectedStomach]

It really depends on how much gaming you intend to use it for. I know I'm not Clint, but I also assembled my gaming pc and know a fair amount. If you're like me, and play a lot of games, and PC is your MAIN gaming platform; desktop all the way. I wouldn't even mess around with a beastly laptop.

[@KairuHakubi]

how did I never see this video? i just had to look up this game since it's on sale, it looks both amazing and terrible.

[@goldenretrogames]

Not sure what's so funny. Undersea crustacean lazer battles are a serious issue and it's about time a game was made to bring this problem to light. Most barnacles is the wild can rarely charge their attack to a level 2 or higher, leaving them prone to defeat. It's a sad situation and it's time the government got involved. That's about all I have to say about this topic. Excuse me while I continue training my crustaceans. Today's lesson is using less important sea creatures as shields.

[@theskiesarehazey]

Game of the year, 2012, and all years *****

[@darkenwarrior]

This game looks insanely amazing

[@pureicefire]

This is a hilarious video and game.

[@peterjacobsen7613]

I'm raving to the music.

[@eXiReLP]

Oh man, this is gold :D

[@kevinyuusha]

Whoa, the game's music was made by DEKU. That explains the awesome techno soundtrack.

[@4thcoming]

LGR please play Subnatica soneday and review it. Thanks. Great review as always btw.

[@nygren83]

in millions of years those creatures would have evolved to something very different.

[@Lukeno52]

SimCity 5 comes out next year, I look forward to your review of that :p

[@jakrol]

Damn, Clint, I've never heard you laugh so hard! :D

[@-DeScruff]

I have to show this to my old Marine science teacher...

[@LisaTheEternalWonder]

also "I'm shooting lasers from my barnacles" XD

[@aedanclarke]

Oh, dear God, this is awkward. Now, when I think about underwater shooters, Deep Black or Depth Hunter come to mind (both by Biart, actually). Apparently, someone thought, "Fuck semi-logical situations, let's make an underwater shooter... with CRUSTACEANS, BRO. FRIGGIN' CRUSTACEANS." That day was an awesome day. I'm 9 minutes into the video and I'm convinced that I want to buy this. Excuse me while I go purchase the weirdest game I've ever had the pleasure? to play.

[@zesty2023]

I just keep imaging the creators of this game coming to watch this expecting a praising review only to hear you crack up at the title of it. XD lol

[@Alevamltd]

Giant enemy crab. Giant enemy crab. Giant enemy crab.

[@shinpathome]

1:01 "...that exceeds all human sense."

[@ihasseamonkeys]

Hahaha omg your laugh at the beginning. ME TOO. ME TOO.

[@Actuallyshea]

xD i love your laugh!!! :) Best way to wake up, to an lgr video. xD

[@BenRK90]

Out of curiosity, I'm going to ask a completely unrelated question. Have you heard of Petit Computer? It's for the DSi/3DS. Lets you write games and apps in BASIC right on the DSi/3DS. I would think it would be right up your alley!

[@Holammer]

Barnacles are crustaceans? (wikipedia...), I learned something today!

[@powergannon]

Is this game based on actual historical events in feudal Japan? Hit their weak spots for massive damage!

[@TClaymore]

...Yo, LGR, have you checked out Ace of Seafood yet?

[@Hippyjonnycomics]

Sea creatures just got way more epic!!

[@CandyMeerkat]

It's 2023, during WW3 and I needed a smile.

[@TheAvatarLife]

Crabs of steel!

[@U014B]

6:23 Didn't we have a TV show about just that? It was some kind of Pokemon parody.

[@PastryPredator]

First thought that ran through my head too..

[@SpiritMoonrise]

thank you for your wonderful comment, I can only guess that it reflects the writers personality