LIE DETECTOR POLYGRAPH TEST ASMR

Doctor Andrew Michaels returns with a new adventure. He must administer a Polygraph test to a subject caught doing a strange crime to prove they did indeed do it. This video is meant to be very funny, and a good laugh for the holiday season with lots of tingles galore. It may play out better without headphones, not sure so let me know. If you'd like me to do another Polygraph Test in the future, let me know.
A polygraph, popularly referred to as a lie detector, measures and records several physiological indices such as blood pressure, pulse, respiration, and skin conductivity while the subject is asked and answers a series of questions. The belief underpinning the use of the polygraph is that deceptive answers will produce physiological responses that can be differentiated from those associated with non-deceptive answers; the polygraph is one of several devices used for lie detection.
The polygraph was invented in 1921 by John Augustus Larson, a medical student at the University of California, Berkeley and a police officer of the Berkeley Police Department in Berkeley, California. The polygraph was on the Encyclopædia Britannica 2003 list of greatest inventions, described as inventions that "have had profound effects on human life for better or worse."
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[@ASMRPowerOfSound]

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me God

[@Zr-gn6de]

Truth. Is only what the listener perceives it to be.

[@god.8858]

Yes I shall help you.

[@zzchillzz4824]

@@god.8858 god is into cp?

[@husmanhus612]

I think he needs some pepper mint oil and a dropper

[@dkay1902]

"Are your parents named Martha and-" "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?"

[@Chados.]

D Kay. is it a Batman Kinda Reference ? or nah?

[@cisco_101wowow4]

Soosnbinderer. Batman v Superman

[@johnclarkjr1422]

I said the same thing and thought about Superman when are your parents Martha and Jon

[@28OntheRise]

The faces you're making here are absolutely perfect

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you

[@DaiminsDenOFVids]

welcome to what is clearly the kink list of Dr Michaels.

[@thech0ice262]

Leaked beginning to fallout 5

[@armandom8265]

Yes

[@adambell6862]

the ch0ice that would be so cool and hilarious

[@Goomatora]

the ch0ice 76*

[@Captain_Beemo_]

the ch0ice you have no idea how true this comment holds

[@DineroA1]

Doctor Taha not really

[@firepenguin8793]

You can only say "I almost fell asleep" as a compliment in ASMR lol.

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you

[@firepenguin8793]

I love ur ASMR. Your the only guy that can give me tingles. And if I find out my friends listen to ASMR I always recommend them to u. keep up the good work.

[@TirarADeguello]

that's really kind of you, have a most blessed day.

[@firepenguin8793]

Thank you. You too

[@24kndlz]

Fire Penguin m

[@FinanceMan]

Did you or did you not have sexual relations with that woman... bill Clinton: I did not.... Doc: needle just broke the sound barrier

[@Drog2099]

Have you ever given someone a cleveland steamer? Me: *Googles and laughs*

[@yungster_rick]

pussy

[@adambell6862]

that Sounds familer What does it mean again

[@yungster_rick]

Adam Bell it means when you take a shit on someone's chest and then you rub the shit all over them in a steamrolling fashion with your ass.

[@yungster_rick]

Adam Bell I'm assuming it means a shower of piss, but I'm not too sure.

[@adambell6862]

thought so too final question and ill leave u alone dirty sanchez What does it mean

[@kaiserscott700]

Dad might run out of hair, but he never runs out of ideas. Another relaxing and hilarious video.

[@TirarADeguello]

that's right, no hair, but plenty of ideas. Don't forget to share, thanks. LMAO.

[@underoverachiever7679]

You really need more recognition, your content is so unique and entertaining. The way you tell a story and are able to put out some many videos in a short period of time is impressive

[@TirarADeguello]

Thank you, don't be afraid to share my videos, it helps a lot, and I do appreciate it.

[@poleash7618]

are your parents names Martha and John? Wait yes actually wtf

[@Itslyndsey]

Lmfao

[@douglasmcleod6348]

Tirar?? You sir made me laugh so hard in one of my darkest hours! Much love and respect

[@TirarADeguello]

Hope tomorrow is a better day, thank you.

[@douglasmcleod6348]

Your a genius sir! Im so honored i found your channel! Incredible asmr work!

[@joemason2911]

Idk why but the facial expressions and the needle getting vigorous had me in tears 😂

[@TirarADeguello]

I was doing my best to conjure up the spirit of Lucille Ball in this video. LOL She was the master of facial expression.

[@char7403]

14:53 gotta love that character break

[@Mr._Matt]

I'm pretty new to watching/listening to ASMR, but I was laughing hysterically to this video. I had laid down with my headphones on and a sleep mask to relax, not having read the description, just expecting peaceful sounds, and instead I was treated to questions that had me in stitches. I didn't get an afternoon nap, but I got a fantastic laugh from it. :D This is the funniest ASMR I believe I've watched thus far.

[@largesoda6524]

His reactions are amazing... along with that thumbnail.

[@Nincubura]

"have you ever had non-consensual sex with someone of the opposite sex?" "yes" *dat face*

[@youroldpal3841]

The Occisor when your mom is in the room and the question is asked

[@couchtree6486]

I would be lieing if I said I hated this. ITS GREAT

[@scrambo6182]

the ice cream questions make the polygraph freak out omg

[@extrachilly2191]

7:20 _Have you ever been accused of giving someone a cleveland steamer?_ *Needle breaks* That was gold.

[@aidankeefe7968]

Lmao the looks after the consensual sex question killed me bruh 😂

[@GenmaTheDestroyer]

The expressions on Andrew Michael's face as the test went on make this a classic. Exasperated to truly trying to hold in mirth.

[@echoseven8580]

I love the concern you get on your face every single time we answer; it's amazing.

[@DianneWilderASMR]

snoozing already and I'm only at the beginning! This is so relaxing

[@HotaruZoku]

It is CRIMINAL UNDER RATING that this video has so few views and is easily your most hilarious content.

[@mendagy]

Absolutely HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!! Loved it, as always!!! Thank you for some awesome belly laughs tonight!!! :)))))

[@brandonboss6868]

"You didn't fair very well on this test " my life story.

[@necrosisofphilosophy5247]

I love your asmr, you and tingles are my favorites because it's your voices and execution that give me tingles. and you had no idea how much I was filled with joy when you two collabed together. and it was with the two characters I thought would get on each other's radar for what the other did. in short I love all your vids and you are one of two ppl on earth that I have found that can give me tingles every time.

[@TirarADeguello]

Yes, we were very happy and proud to work together and do that request for all of you. Absolutely the easiest collaboration I ever did. Dr Tingles is the real deal. Thanks.

[@alfonzo9389]

I was so relaxed, but then laughed my ass off at the "Cleveland Steamer" question

[@transgirltalks1140]

i watched half the video before i read the description. i was like "what the hell is with these questions?!" lol

[@tgroce07]

I just want to say that I LOVE that you put something educational in all of your descriptions. Every time I watch your videos I get to relax and learn something new which are two of my favorite things. Keep up the amazing work! 😊

[@ASMRCatSounds]

I loved the sound of the needle!

[@louistoken9334]

Tirar... what the hell did I do to be in this predicament

[@mute_ed984]

Louis Token something quite disturbing involving the russian Museum, Hitlers skull and...ahm,..."your private Partyzone, that got open to the public" as far as I figured out 🤔😗🤐

[@PokeBeast2]

The facial expressions take the cake. Well done once again, mate.

[@jasonlandreville5768]

The thumbnail for this video though. I just about died seeing it.

[@BlitzvogelMobius]

It's hard containing my laughter with the Mrs. sleeping right next to me :D

[@rexgrl3]

OMG! Your facial expressions are killing me, your better than cat or dog videos, LOL!!!

[@TirarADeguello]

Thank you

[@Patriot-jr7nr]

I was waiting for him to finally look up and just go “what the fuck is wrong with you?”

[@TirarADeguello]

fantastic comment, you made me LMFAO.

[@jamesvan2201]

all the time I'm asking myself wtf is a Cleveland steamer???....lmfao... Google?

[@Andy-ek5by]

definitely not something you should google

[@jamesvan2201]

Andy Rendas lol is that the reason for your profile pic?

[@Andy-ek5by]

definitely

[@HrDthereviewer]

ooooh boy life is ganna fuck u up

[@THELUNEINNATE]

Oh my goodness Lololol! Tingle laughs. Thank you.

[@TirarADeguello]

trying to cheer everyone up for holidays. I'm so glad you stopped by, thank you.

[@jagk-du3yw]

I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!

[@aliciavillegas8346]

When you're trying to fall asleep but keep waking up from laughing 😂

[@GodKaber]

There's is no other ASMR person I like than you and your science fiction and your weird stuff, I love it

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you

[@GodKaber]

TirarADeguello Your welcome bud :D

[@RapunzelASMR]

hahahahah XD

[@DrFrogglePhD]

MOMMA-ANN THO. I'm watching your Detroit RP right now.

[@annwatson7074]

I love how you call it private parts in such a formal manner

[@yGKeKe]

Almost a year later...still one of my favourite videos.

[@CharCar92yt]

There’s actually an easy way to beat this, and that, instead of trying to pass every question, they fail every question, doing their best to elevate their heart rate and sweat as much as possible, even lying about their name.

[@phatsmahone8369]

You make some great facial expressions in this video. Great stuff. Facial expressions trigger me the most. God bless.

[@bubba5449]

Have you ever deficated in your life. Me. Yes *needle goes crazy*

[@brendanoutlaw8260]

These questions and your reactions are absolutely golden

[@jcrossan1351]

The thumbnail is the best asmr thumbnail that I have ever seen

[@matthewrobertson7362]

I am so glad you did that colab with Dr. Tingles. You are the most entertaining asmr artist I have watched. Keep up the awesome work.

[@TirarADeguello]

Dr. Tingles is a good man, very easy to work with, and it was a great experience. Thank you for saying that.

[@xrotarebil]

This is hilarious! I can't breathe I am laughing so hard.

[@todabsolute]

Roleplay. Exactly what I needed to test my relaxation skills

[@kallum96]

Should have called this Quagmire's Lie Detector ASMR

[@TirarADeguello]

ooohhh, very good idea. Thank you.

[@kallum96]

You're Welcome I watch all your videos btw aha

[@vintagemoss9578]

I'm sorry captain kangaroo and Mr green jeans made me lose it!!!!!! lololololol

[@SamFisherify]

This is a masterpiece of ASMR.

[@brahseph2066]

"Have you ever had a rasengan stuck up your ass" Me: No *Sweats nervously*

[@deepchillasmr6319]

"it ran out of ink" LMFAO!

[@BlueOga]

This is the funniest stuff I've seen in ASMR. I felt relaxed, but my sides were gone. And you expressions are priceless too.

[@3ShotTGK]

Please more of this... maybe the next one you can use questions the fans ask

[@TirarADeguello]

that's not a bad idea

[@haraldharfager936]

Kryptonian sexual assault survivor simulator 2016

[@VinayakaMarajh]

What did it for me wasn't the questions or the needle going berserk and/or breaking.. Tirar's reactions to the needle and questions are what did it for me. Hah! Golden!

[@Skroig]

the faces you kept making killed me lol

[@freyathor3267]

oh my gosh..this was so freakin hilarious. i swear i laughed the entire time!! this was great

[@TirarADeguello]

I really enjoyed making this video and have no idea watching it now, how I kept me straight face. I laugh the whole time watching it now.

[@thagenius420]

I've never laughed so hard when you said Cleveland Steamer thank you very much sir

[@siroctopus2652]

I'm pissing myself laughing, the faces of surprise are priceless

[@TirarADeguello]

My next. Usei is very funny should be out later today I hope. Soap carving.......Yep

[@Sumlildood]

The "oh daddy, daddy" had me dead XD

[@Andy-ek5by]

you should do another one of these, i really enjoyed it. I wasnt wearing headphone and it still gave me plenty tingles

[@DankSkruB]

I was about to fall asleep then I get asked about a Cleveland steamer puts me right to sleep lol

[@chevychevy022]

I laughed before I even started the video. the thumbnail is amazing! love your videos, Sir!

[@TirarADeguello]

thank you

[@fordsrest]

you don't know why you're here? *needle intensifies*

[@edq1102]

You should definitely do a Al Capone asmr!!

[@LovesDarkBlue]

Ed Q omg I've thought the same thing!!!

[@toratora9994]

If I hadn't listened to Bob and Tom I would never have understood this! 😂😂

[@TirarADeguello]

You mean Howard Stern? That's where I got the idea from, LOL.

[@toratora9994]

TirarADeguello I was singing all day "Do the Cleveland Steamer". I don't listen to Howard Stern much but Bob And Tom all the time. This is great!

[@MaebyBaeby]

Some quality silly faces were made here, I like it!

[@peterandmelissaholmes9862]

I just about pissed my self when you mentioned Bob Ross very funny

[@piggyking1285]

You should do more stories like little green men bruh love it man! Keep up the good work

[@Dziricani]

"Did you hit the "pause" button at ANY time during the movie "Basic Instinct", stared at the lower third of the screen, right in the middle, for at least 9 minutes without blinking and went to the bathroom for another 3?" "No". Needle breaks in half.

[@emperorhirohito7327]

These facial expressions and the talking to someone off screen is killing me

[@ramonaguffin3115]

This was too funny. I loved your reaction to the question/responses.

[@BunnyGirlMet]

My Trio (Met, Ace and Rainarth) are gonna answer some questions! (Before start) Met: uhhhhh Ace: .... Rainarth: Who does the guy think he is to ask me such stupid questions! Waste of my time! 😡 (Questions start) Rainarth: no! My name is Rainarth Ace: no I’m 268 Met: no.... January 2004 heh Rainarth: NO! Ace: yes actually! Met: no..... I’m with Ace Rainarth: not yet Ace: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! NO!!!!! Met: I’m a virgin! 😢 Rainarth: I said not yet! OMSK! Listen! Ace: HELL NO!!!! I always ask for consent! I’m a virgin too Met: not at all! I’m a vegetarian! Rainarth: I’d burn it! Ace: .... I am a virgin! SkullReaper himself! (Rolls eyes) Met: why am I here today? Rainarth: what the *Hell* is that? I don’t know what that is! Ace: no.... Met: no.... Rainarth: HELL NO!!!! WHAT THE -FUCK- MAN!!!!! Ace: nope! Pearlie is the only girl for me! Met: I don’t have one! 😭 Rainarth: no.... I’d never do that! Ace: no.... as I said before Pearl is the only girl for me! Met: not really Rainarth: what the -fuck- is that? I’ve never done that! 😡 Ace: no.... I don’t know what that is! Met: no! No no no! Hell no! Rainarth: No! Ace: he’s about a 4/10..... Met: Uhh.... NO Rainarth: NO!!!! Ace: who the hell is that? The only one I’m attracted to is Pearl! Met: NO! Who is That? Rainarth: NO!!!!!!! 😡😡😡 Ace: no! Pearl is the only girl for me! Met: Yes! Movies are fun! Rainarth: no! Ace: no! Met: NO!!! Why would I? Rainarth: Jerry Lewis! IM SICK OF HEARING THAT NAME!!!!! I can’t get drunk! Ace: No! I met him once! I hate him! Met: what the hell is that? Rainarth: which May 10th? Ace: what? No! I don’t like Russia! Met: no! I’ve never been to Russia! Rainarth: ... just end my suffering! Ace: who? Met: no! No! No! -only octolings do that- Rainarth: sometimes..... not often! Ace: the hell? Met: no! I don’t like milk! Rainarth: (rolls eyes) hell no! Ace: I’m a virgin! So absolutely NOT Met: No! I’m a virgin as SAID BEFORE Rainarth: September 19TH 2018? (After questions) Ace: sigh...... are we done here? Met: uh..... we all told the truth! Rainarth: this guy is just trying to piss me off! Trio: Bye! Edit: I looked up what a Cleveland steamer is..... I think I wanna rip my ears off now

[@monkeyslaye]

Cleaveland steamer, LOL!! Dude you're making me laugh so hard.. I can't sleep! xD

[@alices8273]

Lmao, this is too funny!!! And relaxing too.

[@man_of_impressions2860]

I love how the Doctor's hair blends into the background so at some angles he looks completely bald.

[@jamesvan2201]

11:02 that reaction! lmfao! that question was crazy wierd

[@keiko3520]

the captain kangaroo was hilarious

[@LovesDarkBlue]

I very seldom use headphones. No change this time and it sounded great! Also loved the video so yes, you should totally make another!

[@Slaarduk]

at first I thought you're questioning Bruce Wayne, but then the seх questions came in and I don't know what is happening now.

[@mattretrac7370]

How did you think of all these questions? They're great! "Have you ever watched the movie Singing in the Rain?" "Have you ever wanted to sing in the rain?" "Have you ever thought about taking a golden shower?" Superb video, will definitely be subbing!

[@ratvaporizer1]

I fell asleep is only a compliment in asmr vids

[@yGKeKe]

There are so many lies that I'm having trouble deciphering the story here lol

[@esspertguy6766]

The pic on the thumbnail is like he made bad choices all day

[@vanessamejia4982]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I CANT STOP LAUGHING? 😆 Omg this is so hilarious, thank you.

[@tacoquito2621]

Please more this was so funny to watch!

[@jesuslopez7572]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 7 YEARS AGO??? I remember this video like it was yesterday. I love it, its funny yet relaxing .

[@TirarADeguello]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@Instripid]

I'm sitting here watching, a little amused and bemused, and then 7:20 happened. I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

[@TirarADeguello]

I am so glad I made you laugh. Thank you.

[@DinomotoMennovi]

8 mins in, just answer yes to everything.

[@TheVeganBear]

Have you ever participated in a Dirty Sanchez? I was young and needed the money. Needle doesn't move.

[@ZIGged0]

His look looks like it should be in a telltale/borderlands game lmao

[@XxMlgRampageXx23]

These questions bro 😂😂😂