LIE TO JUDGE SIMPSON … GET REMANDED!

Judge Simpson remands a defendant why it’s not wise to lie to him! Yet another example of what our courts deal with every day…
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[@EmpyreanSasarai]

I love when judge Simpson holds his head in his hands like he's putting his fingers in his ears. Maybe lies physically hurt him.

[@dreamcatcherjulie1]

😂😂😂😂Best comment, now I picture him with his fingers in his ears😂😂 The lies these people come up with just amaze me that they think he will believe them-especially all the soberlink/other tests fails-it was my mouthwash/facecream/in the food and I didn't know or I was in a room where people were smoking weed but I didn't smoke any "I swear your honor, I didn't smoke any" (that was another case I saw) on here.

[@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059]

(fingers in ears) Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala Turn the music up, I don't need to hear this sh**........

[@Tasarran]

I love how the bailiff is standing right there behind this guy the whole time. Dude knew what was up.

[@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059]

I have never been to court except for jury duty, but if I was in trouble for my Robitussin habit i'd be shitting bricks if that man was standing behind me while I was lying to the judge and claiming it was orange juice....

[@heyheytaytay]

Been sober for over 5 years now. It's easy to lie about a drinking problem. It's easy to excuse and be in denial about it. But when it starts affecting everything in your life, that's when you have to change and stop making excuses. Be honest with yourself and others. Acknowledge you're powerless, and ask for help.

[@slc1161]

Congratulations! I lost both parents and three brothers to alcohol and prescription & illegal drug use. My entire family. It devastated me to have to cut them out of my life because of all their addictions. I was always afraid something they’d do would cause me to lose my nursing license. All of them died between 51 and 52 years of age. And I’ve seen from years in critical care the devastation addiction causes. Spent one New Year’s Eve with my entire ICU filled with people going through DTs. Awful!

[@littlescott6162]

I’m a former heroin addict and I’ve been clean for 4 years May 2024. I now counsel addicts and I truly believe that getting clean from drinking is the hardest drug/intoxicant to get clean from. Number one bc the withdrawals can kill you and other than benzos I think it’s the only one that has that issue. Number two bc I’ve yet to see heroin when I walk into a grocery store, 7-11, etc and everywhere you go you see alcohol so it’s a lot easier to get your hands on. Congrats on your sobriety. I know how hard it is and truly applaud anyone who has put in the time/effort to change their lives for the best.

[@North_West1]

Waited until day before to get assessment…doesn’t show desire to comply.

[@bookemdanno5596]

Being a public defender is thankless and frustrating 99.9% of the time. I feel for her.

[@jdmuckenfuss7082]

Well, as a public defender with just half a brain, she should’ve known he was lying and knew better than to use that as a defense. It made both her and the defendant look stupid. Now he’s in jail,(rightly so) because he has a p.d. That didn’t give him the proper advise.

[@goonerbear8659]

​@@jdmuckenfuss7082The PD can't give proper advice if the client lies to them. The PD also doesn't have leeway to divine what is probably true. They can suspect the defendant is lying and prod them. They can only work with what they're told and get. They have a hundred other clients this month and 0 time for a guy who wants to lie to them.

[@kellyconnell8003]

She KNEW HE WAS LYING! Defense attorneys are here to ensure a fair trial, NOT LIE FOR THEIR CLIENTS! SHE LOOKS LIKE A FOOL& PERHAPS NEEDS A CHANGE OF CAREER.

[@stevewalker2028]

She sleepwalked into professional embarrassment. Probably a very nice person, but needs to take her job more seriously.

[@ezhz6623]

"Uhm umm"

[@Immortal-ox1dt]

I just don’t understand how in this day and age, when they have testing, that these people think they can lie in court and think they won’t get caught…😒

[@jackgoff4859]

Isn't it the lawyer's job to explain to their client that claiming cough syrup for being 3x over the legal limit is a ridiculous thing to present to the judge?

[@wyomingguy4743]

Yeah I get what you’re saying 😂 but he lied to his public defender apparently. I’ve never needed a lawyer but I assume that’s not what you’re supposed to do. I wouldn’t blame a public defender one bit for his lie. She defended him for what information she had.

[@Tasarran]

Yeah, I drank enough cough medicine to get 3x off a minor ingredient, but I didn't somehow get codeine poisoning at the same time

[@alohomora0x]

She very well may have, but she’s not going to throw him under the bus in court either

[@alohomora0x]

@@Tasarranit’s possible it wasn’t the one with codeine in it, but it’s definitely dumb either way lol

[@BigBootyStarFish]

Yes , but if the client insists that's their defense they will say this is what my client says

[@ronintje7647]

Whats with drunks always drinking cough sirup. I'm getting the idea not being allowed to drink causes people to get nonstop coughs🤣

[@DocBree13]

😂

[@tomr3422]

that and bad breathe- I worked with a guy that would drink a bottle of scope mouth wash daily- atleast his nonsense was minty fresh

[@lindarodriguez576]

Coolest, no-nonsense, dedicated fair judge. Thank you sir.

[@ElanaVital83]

You can tell Judge Simpson doesn’t like sending people to jail.

[@michellemoreland3783]

OSG great clip. You NEVER lie to Judge Simpson. It is not a good thing.

[@Breezy-bv9te]

"My client wasn't drinking, he took Robitussin, Your Honor" 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 If your lawyer is that stupid to bring that excuse to court, then, I'm sorry but she deserves the obvious humiliation!

[@SallySallySallySally]

Simpson's bailiff casually wandered to a position behind the defendant as the case was called. He must be clairvoyant.

[@slc1161]

He hears remanded and knows his judge well enough.

[@pandaphil]

But he seems like such an upstanding citizen.

[@deborahparks1296]

Justice prevails

[@lilmsgs]

Is he admitting that he's an alcoholic? That seems first and foremost to me

[@Meela234]

He looks like he took a few shots out in the hallway before coming into the courtroom.

[@jesseparker5669]

Admits to them.....ONLY after the judge calls him out on it

[@MrPither999]

Sounds like the attorney is the one that needs cough medicine or at least some nasal decongestant.

[@joe-31]

😅😂

[@scottbroadfoot3530]

Thanks squishy, keep the entertainment flowing.❤

[@BigTiffDog.]

He didn’t say he “took” robitussin but that he “drank” it, that’s a telling use of words

[@slc1161]

Yes. But it would require several bottles to get as high as his levels were and the other ingredients like decongestant or cough suppressants would have killed him from toxicity. But he’s too dumb to know that.

[@mykecewilliams4356]

He got his attorney looking GOOFY

[@tootbarkley7276]

*Who keeps panning to empty seats in the court room?*

[@ellendickey4769]

They play close attention. They seem to know judges so well that they know the “trigger” words that mean “close in.”

[@leese.23]

Love me some Judge Simpson! Thanks Squishy!

[@kat050107]

I don't know why ANYONE would want to be a public defender. You literally get lied to on a daily basis, and then you have to attempt to defend those lies in court.

[@TechGorilla1987]

@2:59 - "SAY UM AGAIN!! I Dare ya! I double-dare ya! SAY UM ONE MORE TIME! mommapfreaker" - Jules Winnfield

[@charliechristie2949]

Wow. I would LOVE to sit in Judge Simpsons' courtroom on a day with a busy docket. I could learn SO MUCH from him !!

[@doloressonazzaro8187]

I'd love to sit in all day just to watch his bailiff

[@AnthonyWilliams-ew3wp]

Free counsel? He got what he paid for. She’s shockingly weak.

[@ingridlinton5659]

Play stupid games you get stupid prizes

[@rattmausch]

Uh, when you have a legal obligation to not drink alcohol, here's a trick-DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL!

[@JDnFL]

Some people just have no self-discipline at all. Firstly plenty of cough medicine that doesn't have alcohol in it. Secondly the amount of cough medicine (with alcohol) he would need to drink to get drunk would destroy his liver.

[@JustJesstheMess]

His liver is used to working pretty hard 😅 but I mean you're right, to get to that BAC on cough medicine alone? Probably not happening without a hospital visit

[@JDnFL]

@@JustJesstheMess His liver is going to go walk out on him and take the kidneys with it. 😂

[@Einwetok]

Just like all those "Lean" drinkers. Serves 'em right.

[@fallenangelz291]

Too bad they're locking him up; I bet he really could use a beer about now.

[@JDnFL]

@@fallenangelz291 🤣

[@kristinreynolds577]

Love your channel!! It’s always a good day when you see Judge Simpson AND you in the same video! 😊

[@tomr3422]

" I dont drink any more, or any less"

[@judeiz2203]

Mr Johnson looks drunk right now. 😮😮 It sounded like he asked his PD if he could do weekends (jail time).

[@happyfishermanrp]

OMG, how many times are you going to ask the same damn question.

[@NickCrawford-ok7kz]

Gotta keep the cold medicine and mouthwash away from this man he's liable to get drunk or at least fail his alcohol test

[@Lycaerix]

Never heard fat sinuses before.

[@Whitney-y1m]

Ok seriously I need to be taken into custody by the bailiff.

[@SheriffChuck81-qq5vq]

I take full responsibility for the things a just said didn't happen.

[@dfrasu]

He needs to dance with a woood chipper.

[@melissamcclain34]

All hell is breaking loose on Judge Simpson right now!!

[@jennieavey9115]

Mr Allen knows his job

[@vasily2022]

0.280? That's almost more alcohol in you than blood.

[@TheLukemcdaniel]

Probably not wise to lie to any judge when in court...

[@croach2194]

A typical alcoholic who turns around and gives the typical patter about accepting full responsibility and apologizing as if that will make everything go away as it has for so many things in his life to date. I call it learned apologizing and acceptance of responsibility.

[@jv-man3698]

John Johnson. His parents hated him.

[@cherylhollis9304]

Way to go Judge❤

[@stephenmarcus7051]

Bailiff standing right behind defendant is not a good sign

[@cyndedawson3129]

Save it. We all know what you did ( drink ) yeah!!!!

[@christinatravis6686]

What bothers me is when the attorney knows the truth and backs up the truth with lies. Its pretty sad that this attorney knows her client is lieing cause she cant get her answers or her own plead to the judge out . These kind of attorneys should be accountable for their own ignorance of stupiditiness and or fired. I dont trust attorneys at all .

[@ThePonyaS]

He looks drunk in court

[@707ridah]

I absolutely love this Judge, he wants the best for everyone no matter what. But you feed him any BYLL$HIT this happens.. this little boy needs to man up and take his responsibilities SERIOUSLY 🙄.. even if you make a mistake, Being HONEST goes a long way

[@GSE52]

Once had a roommate that actually drank robitussin after being court ordered not to drink. All that really happened was he got sick and his farts stank to high heaven.

[@Clare_no_dramatic_nonsense_pls]

Finding reasons to be "mad" to justify drinking....this man needs to start admitting the truth to himself (as well as the court). Alcoholics will find any reason to drink. Quite sad really.

[@lindarodriguez576]

Wow !!!

[@Lucinda_Jackson]

Started slow then picked up speed fast until he was drinking every day. What did he think would happen??

[@angelaevalynnwainwright4494]

That bailiff is cute.😊

[@Kabal732]

Who the hell names their kid John Johnson

[@ionaadventure]

That guys blows.

[@ChuckAtComicList]

This defendant blows.

[@stevehall8306]

If your drinking that much robitussin, your doing it for the alcohol content thinking you can get away with it

[@bigc2626]

I guess from what I can gather after hearing this is that this guy blows a lot

[@1bullrider2]

Some good cough syrup

[@1bullrider2]

Ummm nope she pretty much sunk my battleship. Hi ho hi ho so off to jail I go.

[@TammoKorsai]

Claiming responsibility only when he gets caught? Now that's integrity right there!

[@greenman6141]

I LOVED that. He was lucky Judge Simpson didn't point out the irony of it all.

[@leese.23]

Criminal integrity. 😅

[@cindyterry347]

As they say play stupid games win stupid prizes 😅😅

[@stefanboster5728]

Alcoholics swim in a sea of lies every day..

[@SlugCult718]

Yep. In fact, that's the case with almost all addicts, drugs, alcohol, gambling, etc.

[@Nikalette100]

It is actually a river called De Nile.

[@hbginc4553]

Best thing I ever did was quit drinking.

[@robertnessful]

Aw, yes. Robotussin, the drunk drivers' number one choice of cough syrup.

[@ryanmcclosky3312]

😂😂

[@GhostRider-xi3pb]

The way the Judge reacted, I would of loved to hear the number he blew. 😂

[@loisbolton1800]

@@GhostRider-xi3pb He blew .24 on the Robitussin day (in the discussion with the attorney going through each day).

[@kirillnezhentsev7700]

​@@loisbolton1800not .024? .24 BAC should be taking 12 steps too many along the imaginary line, when asked to follow the tip of the pen with eyes only.

[@tanqunetthughes2012]

Well "tussin" if you're on a Budget.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@saleendriver]

So he's mad at the court, and he drinks? He's mad at the court so he violates his bond? This guy is too dumb to be walking around free. Lock him up. Keep him there. Make the streets safer as a result.

[@DrBozoEinstein]

I agree. He's one of the ocean of defectives that just don't get it!

[@RattiusHattus]

This bond violation incarceration is brought to you by the good folks at Robitussin

[@Caseytify]

Both the DA and the defense attorney were driving me nuts with the "Um" business. I'd say take a shot every time you hear "Um," but you'd be wasted 60 seconds in!

[@jackieraulerson2005]

I love how the bailiff just moves up behind him when he hears the prosecutor mention remand.

[@herbwhite7384]

Good observation. This bailiff is on point and really knows his Judge.

[@messrsandersonco5985]

I love Judge Simpson's Sheriff, the one who stands Just underthe bench in case the perp tries to leap at the judge. I'd be trembling if he walked into my view at court and I was the one in the dock! 😂

[@judeiz2203]

He's a damn good bailiff! 👍 Judge Steven's in Texas could use several bailiffs like this young man. 👌

[@FD2003Abc]

That "Robatussin" defense to detected alcohol should NEVER work.

[@tomr3422]

the good old "tussin" defense - wonder if it actually ever worked for anyone

[@jeepliving1]

That must have been one nasty cold! He must buy cough syrup in the one-gallon economy size.

[@stoke777]

And it would take more than one gallon to reach that level of intoxication.

[@patriciafrederick1740]

Defence attorney needs something for her stopped up nose. She always acts kinda odd but today she's way off,,either sick or overslept. Always does that Uhhh Ummmm.

[@Hochspitz]

Did he really think lying was the best way to go? I guess he's got nearly two weeks in a cell to contemplate that decision.

[@supertitantsunami9974]

Yup I bet he stops drinking now

[@tomr3422]

looks like he will me having toilet wine for a while now

[@IAM-zu9nx]

Well you can call me ray and you can call me jay but you don't gots to call me johnston, great commercial from decades ago. You gotta know your blow's, you've got your Robitussin blow, your NyQuil blow, and the infamous mouthwash blow's and failing to know your blow could result in incarceration. Anyone else sick of hearing the " i take full responsibility speech"? I guess as long as you say that you not supposed to be punished. Thank you and have a lovely Valentine's Day and stay out of any and all garages in the greater Chicago area

[@kdizzle901]

Once that big cop is standing behind you…..it’s over

[@ibelf2465]

I often wonder do they have some sort of secret code to know when to approach someone like that.

[@z--KAISER]

I bet when they can get easy mad, someone will stand close to them ​to prevent bs

[@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059]

Mr Allen is his name. He's one of the bailiffs.

[@guybobinette]

A BIG shout-out to Robitussin - and for those that remember, "Chericol" (which my Mom would give me whenever I had a scratchy throat and I would FLY thru the rest of the day!!!).

[@mtmc823]

That's a fine looking Baliff !!

[@Oldbutnotout]

Having officer hottie standing behind the defendant this hearing. Is this new? He usually is on our screen standing next to judge Simpson’s bench

[@stoke777]

I have often thought that we don't show our appreciation for him. Not only is he attractive but that poor man has to stand on his feet all day and rarely even move.

[@forceof1]

Judges do not like being lied to at all, of course neither do I.

[@foresthenry852]

Absolutely adore judge Simpson.

[@TechGorilla1987]

@0:38 - Apologies, but if that quality of lawyer were offered to me as a public defender, I would probably represent myself.

[@lesliegc041]

Yeah, Judge Simpson isn't the one to remotely try to lie to. As always, I love this Judge.

[@davep153]

Appreciate you sharing this.

[@loisbolton1800]

Good to see you again Squish, I was just wondering last night where you’ve been.

[@gawd4582]

Just to be clear, Robitussin does NOT have alcohol in it. Even Nyquil's alcohol content is not an active ingredient and only used to dissolve other active ingredients. It's not the ingredient that causes sleepiness either.

[@TwistOfFate444]

Ooohhh yes! This means hot bailiff in action. Ty OSG! Great Valentine’s gift ;)

[@stoke777]

What does OSG mean?

[@nonnisusu3968]

I’m an old lady, but I sure do like to look at eye candy. 😂

[@moniquegmail10]

​@@stoke777Old Squishy Gardner

[@HollyFayHolverson777]

He's (the muscle bound bailiff) cute but, like most good looking dudes, he's likely a narcissistic jerk or he has the IQ of a rock

[@Tasarran]

This guy needs 'MO TUSSIN!'

[@OkayImLisa]

Judge Simpson has "liar radar" and no one should play games with him. I mean, don't those inmates discuss judges?🙄

[@slc1161]

They might, but alcoholics always think they’re smarter than everyone else.

[@greenman6141]

So he got drunk. And then figured, "Fuck it. I might as well just keep drinking." Then when court time arrived he thought, "Oh, you know, now that I'm actually sober, I'm not so confident about my "act of civil disobedience", I'll just go with some old fashioned five year old's level of fibbing." Well, he's an addict. And he's addicted to something that every single person he spends time with, just LOVES and they all want him to keep drinking. It's also a legal substance, with thousands of ads on television, social media, print media telling him that drinking THIS will make you: Cool, attractive, sexually successful, popular at parties, wealthy. Though, the reality is, it makes you boring, fat, and a broke embarrassment.

[@PeggyStentzCasey]

Well done, Judge Simpson!!!

[@Caninedriver]

His "attorney" seems woefully unprepared....perhaps a PD?

[@mamamichellegist]

love deputy swoll standing right behind the guy cause he already knows whatsup hahahhaaa

[@Oldbutnotout]

Is this the first time we have seen the judges security standing behind the defendant? He is usually between Judge Simpson and the well. (I feel so safe when I see him 😉)

[@adamdelivers0214]

It’s not the first time Officer Allen is behind the defendant. I can say every time he takes that position, the defendant is remanded to custody.

[@TwistOfFate444]

@@adamdelivers0214yeah seems judge gives him a heads up bc he immediately moved upon calling defendant’s name.

[@larrybrantley8835]

Robitussin and other cough syrups contain alcohol! What part of "you aren't supposed to drink" do you not understand?!

[@allycat8755]

He's in big trouble

[@Crash88]

Whenever I hear Judge Simpson mention the name "Johnson" I flash back to 1 James Johnson. The 1 who was in this courtroom 4 days a week and also the one who threaten to kill then Prosecutor Caitlin Kirby.

[@wjatube]

Every trial attorney in that county knows the 'cough syrup' defense will not work with judge Simpson. I don't care if you're a public defender or a paid legal defense attorney the moment your client starts playing games it is your job to ADVISE him what to do and not to do. At a minimum should've asked for a brief recess to reset her client and she failed. And before anyone says the criminal messed-up, of course they do that's why they shouldn't represent themselves which is essentially what he ended up doing when his attorney didn't properly prepare, or step-in to stop the second everyone knew a remand was coming.

[@lisanoonan2947]

0.28? From cough syrup?? Did you drink the ENTIRE bottle?

[@ScubaFanatic60]

Or 5?

[@ericaschaidt8588]

I had to listen to that part a couple times because I thought she said 0.28 as well But she actually said .028

[@lisanoonan2947]

I went back and yes, you are correct but we can all agree that he had more than a sip. Lol​@ericaschaidt8588