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[@marleyscartoons5024]

A grown man figuring out and playing with tampons literally just made my morning

[@peepdogs2769]

The way he put it in his mouth 👁️👄👁️

[@elmosbaseman1823]

It’s actually the ghost of a sperm

[@marleyscartoons5024]

@@elmosbaseman1823 oh yeah how silly of me, ghost of the sperm

[@miya_cookie811]

Ik

[@Pickle-28]

Same but my afternoon, I fell on concrete

[@mrrafyyt2810]

He’s a type of person who’s still positive even though his house literally collapsed

[@Ilovehamburger005]

Oh jear desus looks like my house is gone! *slips on drywall*

[@snake_fangz]

@@Ilovehamburger005 VERY TRUE

[@mckenzimcpherson7934]

He has a person that goes in there and cleans everything I follow them on tiktok

[@lauren1779]

Wealth does that to ya

[@Cloudy_dreams]

Bruno? Is dat u?

[@jolynnesmith29]

I have really bad depression and Brandon never ceases to make it better... Keep doing what you do, Jear Desus it helps me!!!

[@prelaunchleech6360]

“It’s like a mini trombone.” -Brandon

[@cherrybomb2706]

*Choking intestines*

[@I_Am_Scp_049]

@@cherrybomb2706 "It's suppose to go inside of me, but not in my mouth!"

[@mika_edits9675]

@@I_Am_Scp_049 dirty mind go brrrrr

[@ANTI-PIRACY_HOST]

“ **monke noises then chokes** “

[@DC10_AV]

hampter

[@jamie.lynn004]

"Oh that's warm! What a unique flavor... of temperature." - Brandon Farris 2021.

[@Rip_Devo]

Yo mama

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh5548]

Yo mama boi

[@celestejones3314]

P​@@aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh5548

[@Justhere-yf5ts]

Are we going to ignore that Brendon just half way swallowed a flipping tampon 👏👏👏👏🤣

[@kathrynburke5013]

Hope there was no blood lol

[@Watermelonlover9]

Yes

[@Watermelonlover9]

Yes we are

[@UziDaGremlin]

No 😂

[@DeborahReyes-el2fm]

😂 some of his videos are so funny profile on a toy car

[@Pinkthephantommm]

“I am leaving these here!” 10 seconds later: “I am going to sell these”

[@notrelatedbyblood7957]

And whoever buys it also buys the apartment.

[@sarahbuffkin3083]

Fr

[@Pinkthephantommm]

@@notrelatedbyblood7957 yes

[@Annie.Jasinoski]

Fall count:

[@joanwheeler6102]

♾

[@godsragdoll7000]

3 I. Think

[@gojosatouro4019]

00

[@Y0URL0CAL_3M0]

53637 lmfao

[@DespoivaSotiriou-hv5mf]

5 maybe 😢

[@leiarrahunt2351]

“It’s like a mini trombone!” *proceeds to choke on a tampon* 😂

[@rockster9618]

Bro

[@your_local_vampire6669]

That went from 0 to 10 real fast

[@bil_gor1223]

Yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aimee8]

@@rockster9618 what?

[@-raspberry_soda-7346]

@@rockster9618 what

[@mayydog8783]

I like how Brandon glued his stuff to his shelf lmfao

[@flowerchild2562]

He kept knocking the selves over 😂

[@joeyvoninander7078]

@@flowerchild2562 I think they meant in the beginning. Look closely when Brandon’s knocking the shelf over. Notice how nothing’s falling off.

[@miyutakashi]

@@joeyvoninander7078 yea that what they meant..?

[@joeyvoninander7078]

@@miyutakashi I don’t know, it’s pretty late for me and I’m tired lmfao (it’s 2:00 AM here in the UK)

[@vagabond3699]

Hehe 69 likes

[@ILoveDonnie723]

Brandon’s the type of person to see a mold of his feet and ask, “Is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer

[@cassxxiv]

"Memories last for a lifetime" Yes, yes they do....especially in that room.

[@aaliyahdouglas3869]

No one: Brandon: *giving himself a concussions for comedic purposes*

[@Isaac-uu9jx]

a concussions

[@messitopg30]

a concussion.. *s*

[@Blake_Balls]

“Easy, safe, and 𝘸𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘦 friendly.” -Brandon Farris 2021

[@Talianeh2257]

I read that EXACTLY while he just said it

[@K1tzCreeper]

@@Talianeh2257 YOOO ME TOO

[@Mamsy_Wamsy]

I like to think that Brandon is secretly a time traveler, and after every video he reverts time back to when his room has clean.XD

[@bridget.jada44]

"we're not creating a mess..." we're creating ✨memories✨.

[@pamelaharford23]

"and a little bit of a mess"

[@daddaepig922]

-every art teacher ever-

[@Kazuhabcyes420]

"And a little bit of a mess"

[@Kazuhabcyes420]

"Is this an inword dog?"

[@mxshr00m_g3rl2]

lol

[@NovaScotch_3]

“It’s been 30 years I’ve given up-“ I feel you Brandon.. I feel you.

[@tatianagirla1899]

0:02 he just YEETED XD

[@Glorbgaming]

“We’re not creating a mess we’re creating memories- a little bit of a mess” Brandon 2021

[@JamieMarzy]

That's everyday with a 2 year old.

[@fireruby1882]

“We’re gonna mix until Jesus comes home. He went to get milk” 🤣🤣

[@Bell-dh8og]

well this looks about like milk🤣

[@chloebees-]

"😂Jesus couldve just stayed here"

[@fireruby1882]

@@chloebees- 😂

[@gamergirl43-i3h]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@viixx_n]

BAHAHAH

[@tate._]

Nothin' like startin' off with a bad mornin' and seein' THIS on ur recommended 😂😂😂. You my friend have a new follower!

[@tapytape]

The video just started and Brandon is already giving himself a headache and concussion

[@Cat-zy9qp]

So ture

[@silmonarefaine4584]

Isn't that every video

[@oldoreo9114]

That’s me every day

[@elctrik9243]

@@julia-nk9ov breaking*

[@mekenzieandjaidynnschannel5614]

Like literally the way it threw him cross the room

[@HitoshiSumire]

"Your supposed to go inside me not my mouth" THAT HAD MY DIRTY MIND GO OFF-

[@bl1ssFTP]

your pfp is so cute! non binary cult wya

[@ToastedPup]

Is your mind really that dirty ? Tampons are supposed to go inside people.

[@HitoshiSumire]

@@ToastedPup I don't use tampons so-

[@HitoshiSumire]

@@bl1ssFTP thank you!

[@lovinglife8966]

@@bl1ssFTP not me being the complete opposite of non binary using all gender pronouns-

[@i_loveanime03]

4:32 I can’t stop replaying this part and laughing so hard 😂 Brandon at this part: AaaAaAaAaAaAa. I just can’t 😂

[@quackitee8271]

ive replayed it like 30 times 😂😂

[@Hannah-bq7rf]

Brandon : a grown man Also Brandon: plays with tampon while being crushed by a door

[@zachgaming4408]

Lol

[@_PussInBoots_]

"its the ghost of the tampon" - brandon

[@nicolaatkinson2658]

Rip Kelly

[@nicolaatkinson2658]

The tampon is being crushed by the door😂

[@SKYWD-HAZEL._]

Also him after that: *proceeds to insert a screwdriver into hi-*

[@iidentifyasahuman2222]

Not even a minute in and I’m already laughing

[@FreakingPlane]

Me too im literally choking on water 💀

[@alexis_lexi13]

ikr

[@epxix]

same

[@zin4785]

me to

[@RyanWeinerBro]

His videos are quick and easy, like me

[@souljones3153]

1:07 so we are just not going to mind the fact that... Whatever that is, in his bathtub?

[@sundriedtomato7796]

" where do I even PUT you guys!?!" - Brandon to his own feet

[@ripples_.]

“Yea, If You Take The Doornob Off-“ “Or The Whole Door-“

[@SeattleSuburbanDad]

I did it already

[@tsukishimas_pipsqueak]

"Its been 30 years ive given up" Ooo felt that.

[@brandonandlexi]

brandon out of context: “or the whole door” “this is the first time ive ever seen a tampon” “it’s like a mini trombone” “oh he didn’t even play it like a trombone” “it’s the ghost of the tampon” “easy, safe, and wiggle friendly” “we’re not making messes, we’re making memories. it’s a little messy.” “im a different breed” “just gonna mix until Jesus comes home. he left to get milk” “fat legs” “it’s like my feet on a trophie” “but with toes” “is this inward dog” “i already feel 5’6” “ “tap tap tap. *tap* TAP”

[@jasondavis2804]

"Equal rights, equal heights"

[@3starsburningbright]

Another one: "What a unique flavor, of temperature!"

[@harukakiritaniirll]

“Like my feet on a trophy”

[@harukakiritaniirll]

And “wHoOp”

[@lfshelby]

But the thing with Brandon is, context doenst make it better

[@mariettacrawford5919]

“We just gotta mix until Jesus comes home… he went to get the milk” -Brandon Farris 2021

[@JokesterAryann]

That mean he ain't coming back and he knows it 😂

[@stxrrytbh]

The fact I read this comment while he said it 😂

[@evlogxs22]

Desus *

[@bpigman1129]

@@JokesterAryann The Bible says He's coming back, so He's coming back, friend! Have a blessed one! :)

[@JokesterAryann]

@@bpigman1129 the bible was literally written Years ago AND Ppl have Re written it! HE'S FUCKING DEAD- THERE IS NO COMING BACK!

[@ku4814]

4:37 a Million Dollar Baby that box🤣

[@4idk2man0]

Since no one has said it yet R.I.P to the lamp who gets stomped on almost every video

[@depressedcereal6923]

No one likes the lamp /j

[@Alex-of9cq]

R.I.P lamp lol

[@stephaniehubbard5704]

R.I.P😞

[@daisy1439]

And his shelfs

[@iamjello3674]

" im a little grossed out but also the most proud I've ever been" Legit every mother after they give birth.

[@evneedsrest1023]

omg facts lol

[@evneedsrest1023]

@Mila Charlotte little bit of a mess haha

[@evneedsrest1023]

@Willow Grace little bit of a mess haha

[@Touchedbythetism22]

Oh god help me 🤣

[@AXEdaDOGE]

3:22 aliens?amongus? Coincidence,I THINK NOT!!!!

[@imnoahdanforth2301]

Can we just appreciate Brandon that he always makes a mess in his room and his kitchen and makes us laugh

[@Marcus19oo4]

Idk

[@I_like_trees260]

@@Marcus19oo4 what you meant to say was yes😌

[@Marcus19oo4]

@@I_like_trees260 probably not

[@lolbrb8697]

And has a kid now

[@I_like_trees260]

@@lolbrb8697 exactly

[@EmberRoseGaming]

“ITS LIKE A MINI TROMBONE”….omg 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣

[@AndytheLlama]

i literally rewatch the 5 min crafts and google translate playlists so many times and still makes me laugh

[@GracexxRuth]

Same😭

[@metallicstar3385]

Can’t we just appreciate the facts he ruined his entire room for us

[@laraemitchell9064]

Again.

[@bee-se4hu]

I wonder how long it takes to clean everytime

[@cosmicmuse2195]

@@bee-se4hu He has a cleaning lady he pays incredibly well apparently.

[@venusflytrap2720]

Yeah, I wonder how many times he has had to change his carpet because of his career

[@metallicstar3385]

Hai

[@tmnyntrstsntnghlf]

“You’re supposed to go inside me not inside my mouth!” “It’s the ghost of the tampon or sperm!” - Brandon 2021

[@indiacolley]

Lol 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now every time I see a tampon I’m gonna think it’s a mini ghost 🤣🤣🤣

[@randynstephclements7544]

@@indiacolley or sperm

[@lvecake_meh2835]

…..what?

[@QuKun]

"i'm gonna mix this till jesus comes home, he went to get milk" 😂

[@rileyeng808]

PLEASE- I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN BRANDON WAS PLAYING THE "trombone" LOL 💀

[@0ldAcNt]

SAME I WAS LIKE "NOoooOohOooohOoo!"

[@katsukibakugo9536]

“Gonna mix until Jesus gets home.. he went to get milk”

[@ruv.5637]

Imagine he did tho LMAO

[@Im_Marcy_Wu]

I simp btw

[@rockster9618]

@@Im_Marcy_Wu waa

[@Im.bad.at.naming]

@bakubee no

[@Im.bad.at.naming]

@@Im_Marcy_Wu no one asked

[@st4rry_abyss]

Are we not going to talking about how he fell in the beginning? That was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[@crazy_cap_mushroom]

Brandon: "It's like a mini trombone" Me: 😂😂😂 Edit: "It'll get hard eventually...Shut up" Brandon 2021 I love you so much Brandon. Thank you for the laughs and smiles. ❤

[@evneedsrest1023]

i second that 💜

[@Sweethart420]

@@evneedsrest1023 I third that 💜 Chain⬇️

[@spacemarine935]

What is that edit

[@laundromatt3129]

@@spacemarine935 you ruined it, Anyways, I fourth that 💜

[@AydinDuprey]

@@laundromatt3129 I fifth that 💜

[@sarahussain8408]

When you try to break the handle off but you Rip the whole door off.

[@daliagomez9906]

A grown man playing trombone with a tampon 😂😂I’m so happy it made my day!!!!😜😜I look up to you so much ☺️☺️I hope you have a great day today and tomorrow 😆😁!!!😂🤣

[@kinbuilds6247]

Never have I ever seen someone choke on a f#&$ tampon like he did, I'm dying lmfao.

[@Murderdd]

XD

[@cathleen4394]

Someone make a shirt that says “equal rights equal heights” 😂

[@celsius9202]

Lmao

[@nadieyaisaacs9273]

I will buy that

[@abigailsellers2712]

Me a 5'7/5'8 11 year old- well I mean-

[@LeeFelix2010]

@@abigailsellers2712meh too

[@LeeFelix2010]

370 like even

[@StrcourtMll]

Brandon flying halfway across his room: *Owweee* Me: **dies of crying**

[@Gamelover22478]

“It’s the ghost of the tampon wooooo” 😂😂😂😂 Brandon I can’t stop laughing

[@josiedownes4726]

He is the best

[@alliebuck5214]

I love how he baby proofed his cabinets.... We still don't know if it's for him or his baby tho 😂😂

[@nowwithdiagraams]

its for him 100%

[@flambosgaming8272]

He has a baby?

[@just_krista138]

@@flambosgaming8272 yep it’s on his girlfriends channel and in google translate make a birthday cake

[@flambosgaming8272]

@@just_krista138 oooooo ok thanks for letting me know

[@Fxysno]

"It's the gost of the tampon uHuHuH" I can't😩😂

[@peterhamang5799]

10 seconds later... *him thinking: maybe I can still use this-**

[@cathleen4394]

I’m dying rn “ it’s like a mini trombone” 😂😂😂

[@Animelover-si2uk]

Same 🤣🤣🤣

[@monito754]

And the thing is I play the trombone

[@cathleen4394]

@@monito754 cool

[@jhubbard521]

@@monito754 same

[@emilyfisher7989]

@@monito754 dam thats y i play flute🤣🤣

[@hesaidshesaid09180]

"If the bed is shaking.. Don't come in IM BUSY." 😂😂😂

[@yourfavtaurus2531]

“I’m gonna mix till Jesus comes home, he went to get milk” -Brandon

[@katelyncotner361]

“Your supposed to go inside of my just not in my mouth” I freaking love that

[@taterkunn8126]

Brandon never fails to make us laugh even if it’s on purpose or not 😂

[@raysrandoms459]

Facts

[@LumiYoung21]

You're so right. From the first video I randomly got suggested I was like..." This is fake forces comedy he's doing this on purpose it should NOT be funny". But it was. I always laughed even though it's so forced. He just has this energy. Especially when he talks about his family. Great guy

[@aquaboii4788]

Uuummmmm

[@aquaboii4788]

Why are the profiles alike

[@taterkunn8126]

@@aquaboii4788 dunno, coincidence?

[@nadjananaa]

0:20 i heard that fart brandon.

[@taterkunn8126]

Why is it funny watching Brandon play with tampons 😂😂 Edit: thank y’all for all the likes, I-

[@alinalindfors5599]

The door attacking him at the same time might have something to do with it, you see he must get it all out before HE has to get out. To avoid the door

[@-ur_mom-5295]

I don't know but it really

[@uiriamuhelms1212]

To his credit my first time too

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

Yes

[@AmLactose]

Ikr

[@megamind4178]

“Wiggle it around, it’s hard.... “ **brandon: 👁👄👁**

[@EdwinRandomizer9092]

“What a unique flavor of temperature!” -Brandon Farris

[@maxibuilds2889]

"room rumpus" "ah solo room rump-" "oh you have a baby i have a baby, i dont do that with it though -brandon farris 2021

[@hp2385]

"You're supposed to go inside me" No brandon. They're just not XD

[@goose7928]

If your female- then yes If your male.. just no please don’t

[@hp2385]

@@goose7928 ye. Thats what im saying cuz brandon is male and so it just made a laugh

[@goose7928]

@@hp2385 Oki Doki

[@Pancakes_]

@@goose7928 LiTeRaTuRe ClUb *Sorry I had to* 😭

[@drew2faded]

@@goose7928 what about trans people

[@Lilsp0tato]

You generally make me so happy every time I see your videos

[@wyattpowers4164]

1:27 if you're bouncing a baby like that, you apparently don't need to be parents! That kid gonna have some kinda hellish brain damage!!

[@user-rw3dq9ww3h]

“Memories last for a life time, but these legs won’t- well that’s warm.”

[@piercelledubuisson80]

Can we just talk about how this guy gives everybody a laugh when they need it most

[@peaches_n_cream13]

“We’re not creating a mess, we’re creating memories” -Brandon F. 2021

[@emmac8726]

bruh y does that sound like dhar man tho 😂😂😂😂😂

[@peaches_n_cream13]

@@emmac8726 stop wait- that could be a whole lesson…. sHy iS a sUpErPoWeR

[@Abell_lledA]

One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🎈

[@berdslaw]

The one when you choked on the tampon made me laugh it’s my favorite part of you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Stinkycacarat]

“Proceeds to mix with broom” “oh I think I broke it…I’m a deferent breed”

[@Emmie0359]

0:34 you accidentally rip your door handle off- OR THE HOLE DOOR

[@br0kencupid624]

More like "When you accidentally rip your door off"

[@amberarnold5795]

Omg I’ve watched this so much and just now noticed when he’s in the bathroom he has the lamp in the tub😂

[@emilykeith3371]

Just him yelling "JENNY" made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣

[@addison3555]

Oh man more 5 minute crafts. These make my day

[@cousins1608]

Same

[@shadow-Jayx]

Same

[@littlewheekers662]

Same

[@sandersides-sj7xg]

I love the fact that he is a grown man, and in every video, he'll figure out how to hurt himself or play with toys 😂

[@drapadon]

0:41 When he shook the tampons out of the box that shit made me laugh so hard for some reason.

[@Annie.Jasinoski]

I LOVE YOUR VIDS BRANDON ESPECIALLY THESE ONES THERE HILARIOUS

[@ambirb7041]

I LOVE THEM TOO

[@bAiLeY128ve_]

Brandon is so chaotic, he had to stick things onto his shelves...

[@annastasiacody5180]

IM WHEEEZING NOT EVEN A FULL 2 minutes in🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leafwateraddict]

"You accidentaly break the door handle off-" *ENTIRE DOOR COMES CRASHING DOWN*

[@aeleztiel]

bro i love his videos so much they make my day and they got me out of depression

[@user-et9wm6ox3b]

4:30 "Aaãããæ" I'm happy

[@catherinagaynor]

"It's like a mini-trombone." As a former trombonist..... I laughed entirely too hard at that joke. 🤣🤣

[@babydahl9424]

"I 'Million Dollar Baby'ed that box." I lost it. Brandon, please...I don't have a great bladder for this.

[@christinadibacco4513]

Whenever I get hurt I am now going to say "Oh Jenny" 🤣

[@emmapaige5801]

Brandon: It's a mini trombone. Me: hehe. you wish. wait til you see what we actually use it for. :0

[@KatieCat224]

When he ripped the door off was hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@nsab1473]

" It's like a mini trombone BOOP" - Brandon Farris

[@izzydavis4759]

“I’m more of a tuba player anyway” Me: It’s a great day to be a tuba player 😌

[@jenatompkins8930]

I love is videos I have depression and anxiety and when I’m feeling down I come and watch his vids and it makes me feel so much better

[@doglover0728]

Brandon: *Puts tampon in mouth* Brandon 5sec later: Oh so don’t put them in your mouth. Me on my period: *gags* yeah no don’t do that

[@evneedsrest1023]

i’m on my period too 😬 yeah don’t do that brandon

[@lilylunsford2486]

Omg im on mime too😂😂

[@NormanOsbornsBiggestSimp]

0:43 *embarrassed girl noise*

[@ello_mate8330]

Love watching your videos lol keep up the good work! You always make my day :)

[@blujjen]

“You’re supposed to go inside of me, but not my mouth” This is the first episode of his I got recommended but I love it already. Subscribed!

[@butwhytho4858]

One of my favorites is when Google translate helped him make a thanksgiving day meal lollll Fairly new subscriber too 🤣 welcome

[@leytonv.3269]

0:08 wait did he nail all his things in his shelves for the amount of times he’s knocked them over for our amusement? Ah Velcro gotcha

[@Jamie-ck2gr]

0:16 the way he fell got me balling my eyes out laughing LMAO!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@autylynn]

Let's take a moment to appreciate Brandon hurting himself for our entertainment.