An Imperial Guardsman, a Space Marine, and an Inquisitor walk into a bar. The Guardsman says "ow." The Marine breaks right through the bar with his reinforced skull. The Inquisitor accuses the bar of heresy. When the bar refuses to confess or even move despite sustained torture, the Inquisitor executes the Guardsman for failing to defeat the bar in combat.
@davidesacco75115 ай бұрын
The Guardsman "long have i wished to serve under you, sir"
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
😂
@chainsawsubtlety98285 ай бұрын
I'm going to be stealing that... If I can remember it.
@ratheonhudson33115 ай бұрын
Trayzn saves pieces of the bar for his collection
@jooot_68504 ай бұрын
@@ratheonhudson3311Possibly any one of the humans, too!
@cainb31635 ай бұрын
Take heart pilgrim! Grandfathers gifts will grant the strength and tenacity to the those worthy of them. Grandfathers love for his children is stronger than any beast.
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Indeed, don't worry if those gifts carry with them a few diseases, that's just all part of the fun!
@albertmercier21575 ай бұрын
A conclusion at the end of the video makes all the difference ! Thanks for the lore.
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@TheArchaos5 ай бұрын
Me: I could survive on a death world, no problem. Also me: I burnt my poptart, my day is ruined. 😭
@leighz19625 ай бұрын
Fool.. cooking isn't being lazy..
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Living on a death world would probably be a bit easier with a few poptarts, burnt or not
@TheHaughtyOsprey5 ай бұрын
That pop tarts deadlier than most xenos.
@everythingsalright11213 ай бұрын
pop tarts are full of sugar. such overindulgence is to invite slaanesh...not that i mind, anyways.
@stonewoodstudios5 ай бұрын
34:20 "One of the most famous known survivors of Malmar (formerly designated as 4564B) was a janitorial technician named Ryley, who crashed to the planet's surface as the only survivor of the colony vessel Aurora. Ryley contended with massive, carnivorous Reaper Leviathans, the scuttling horrors of the Crabsquids and even psychically-powered hunter-killers known, fittingly, as Warpers, fighting his way down to an abandoned Necron research base to find a cure for the genophage that ailed the planet before ultimately escaping with his life. With the genophage cured, future research into the Necron technology is ongoing, though the planet remains no less deadly than it was before.
@nickwatts46185 ай бұрын
Sounds like a doom game
@r3dgr4v35 ай бұрын
Heard another guy named Appsro passenger number 00FU did the same. The support line he was talking to wasn't very helpful
@stonewoodstudios5 ай бұрын
@@nickwatts4618 (idk if you're just making a joke but I'm referencing the real actual game called Subnautica)
@diego68494 ай бұрын
Nice game, really enjoyed it. Didn't play the expansion though
@stonewoodstudios2 ай бұрын
@@diego6849 Yeah Below Zero is decent, but ultimately mediocre. Subnautica 2 is coming very soon though, Unknown Worlds (the dev team) has been teasing it these past few weeks.
@malevellysian5 ай бұрын
your writing is getting better and better man!
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Thank you so much
@alimanigobi31585 ай бұрын
Pretty much Australia 🦘
@connorsmith10055 ай бұрын
As an Australian I can bloody well confirm this statement mate.
@NeesyPlaysGuitar5 ай бұрын
As an Irishman who moved to Australia I can confirm the hyperbole around this place is insanely overinflated.
@evanpage25405 ай бұрын
Standing on solid rock Standing on sacred ground Living on borrowed time And the winds of change keep blowing down the line
@CousinJesse15 ай бұрын
@@NeesyPlaysGuitar how long have you been in Australia for?
@iandavies33955 ай бұрын
@@NeesyPlaysGuitar- yeah I agree. I'm an Englishman and lived there for two years. I didn't see anything remotely scary until I went living in the outback. And even then I had to search for it. Aussies like to make the rest of the world think that they're constantly having to battle through hoards of dangerous animals just to get about their daily business. In reality it's mainly just frogs and billions of flies.
@StevenJosephLee5 ай бұрын
I love the description of the ocean worlds. I want to hear more about those.
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Thank you, I always like hearing about sci-fi ocean worlds, and it's something which I wish would pop up more in 40k
@arlibarlitv5 ай бұрын
The background music has the perfect ambience for a video describing death worlds. Chefs kiss👌
@haraldbredsdorff26995 ай бұрын
What is a average Deathworld? To a Catachan, a vacation :p
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
They'd be able to put their feet up on half of these so called death worlds
@Gabryal775 ай бұрын
Worth remembering that "Cadian" is a slur from the Catachan jungle fighter. The guys who fought while their planet fell apart beneath their feet are considered soft to them
@Sphendrana5 ай бұрын
Welcome friends, to the Sanctuary of Slumber. By the Light of The Emperor, and the Voice of our beloved Scholar, rest your mind, body, and spirit.
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Nothing better to sleep to than hearing about horrific places!
@Towlie6665 ай бұрын
Love that im all tucked in at night and listening to one of my fav narrator.
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Glad to hear!
@plasmamedic34645 ай бұрын
Just my favorite WH40k Channel, keep up the good work!
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Thank you very much
@WadeWilson255 ай бұрын
We got Darktide lore in a Scholar's Lore vid. I think thee for such a surprise in today's sermon
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
I'd love to do a more expansive video on the lore of Darktide, maybe in the near future 👀
@eques5 ай бұрын
@@Scholarslore Yeeees more Darktide lore😎🤝🫡
@Reianldoclarin5 ай бұрын
I love Warhammer, for those who haven't yet played the table top consider it. For example this video has inspired me to create a death world regiment of my own. Were my custom space marines also recruit and fight alongside these hard men and women! It gets deep! But this is part of what I personally enjoy. Creating your own lore, I never run out of ideas lol. Give it a shot. Let your imagination run free and share it with the community. After all your idea may inspire someone else. Lastly thank you for this seminar. 🫡 The emperor protect!
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Agreed, I hope more people take this sort of thing as inspiration to make their own setting. I think that it's such a vast, open-ended universe that people can really pick and choose the parts they like the most to build their own faction/setting for campaigns or armies, so I'm glad you're doing just that!
@davehood26675 ай бұрын
The lore claims a consensus among Imperial scholars that three worlds are tied for harshest deathword in the Imperium, Catachan, Fenris, and Luther McIntyre. The last is not written up in much detail, other than it's a desert planet, suspected home to the notorious Ambull, and like Catatchan it's main tithe is soldiers for the Guard.
@CiaphasCainHeroOfTheImperium4 ай бұрын
I could honestly sleep like a baby listening to these Sernoms ❤ Voice is fantastic
@Corey_Lee_Slater5 ай бұрын
'Thank you all for watching.'?... Dude, HUGS for 'My Dearest friends.'... 35:15 Space Herpes... It's GOTTA be Space Herpes. I blame the Ice Pirates. (see what I did there?...)
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
@MrLaprius5 ай бұрын
Blessed be the God Emperor! Our beloved scholar returns with yet more learned teachings!
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
@jaymeVos5 ай бұрын
Excellent video.
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@VizionZine5 ай бұрын
Great writing and narration! Bravo! A topic that would normally be quite mundane made compelling.
@Scholarslore4 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@pacman101825 ай бұрын
Deathworlds are completely inhospitable planets But nobody told the people that live there
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
That's the goofiest part of the whole death world idea, they've been colonised for 10,000+ years, they can't be that bad
@pacman101825 ай бұрын
@@Scholarslore 40k being goofy is when it's best
@Thyranel5 ай бұрын
Amazing video 🖤❤️🤎❤️🤎❤️🖤
@bladegod70405 ай бұрын
Best 40k lore videos keep them coming i love the format. You sir are a true gentlemen.😁👏
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Thank you! Plenty more to come
@loszhor5 ай бұрын
Another good one!
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Thank you
@fraziercrawford5 ай бұрын
Literally in the ER for taking the hive gangers route (OD for nerve pain). Basically a death world. So
@VaanJoku4 ай бұрын
Yay OD gang!
@erikarnold47375 ай бұрын
New to this channel. Sir David Attenborough really knocked it out of the park with this one. Subscribed.
@rodneykelly87685 ай бұрын
19:50 The great "Descendants" of the original crew.
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Woops, will not make that mistake again, ty.
@rodneykelly87685 ай бұрын
@@Scholarslore Your videos are so well done, that this really surprised me.
@doom75x845 ай бұрын
Epic thanks bud👊😎
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Thanks man
@cameronyoung20045 ай бұрын
Just keep going!
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Will do!
@lexington4765 ай бұрын
Yeah I think I'll take up that job on an agro world 🙂.
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Me too, I'll be a farmer if it means I don't have to live on Catachan
@yermanoh5 ай бұрын
id love to hear matt berry narrate a 40k story
@CiaphasCainHeroOfTheImperium4 ай бұрын
Oh fuck me, I couldn't concentrate with him doing one! I'd forever be waiting for him to swear and curse the way he does
@yermanoh4 ай бұрын
@@CiaphasCainHeroOfTheImperium exactly
@TheSpicyLeg5 ай бұрын
It’s usually called Baltimore, my guy.
@BlueBoy05 ай бұрын
In B-more we aim to hit a psyker, ya heard!
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Should have included the famous death worlds of Baltimore, and Philadelphia, my bad!
@Bendy2375 ай бұрын
See also: Detroit
@cthorpe19784 ай бұрын
West Virginia.
@Shythalia4 ай бұрын
So basically just like Earth. Most of them are like Earth. I wonder if the Imperium knew that Earth is pretty much like a death world.
@Pfasma55 ай бұрын
Great job of places to avoid!!
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Nooo, a nice tour of all the death worlds would be a fun holiday
@CryptidRenfri5 ай бұрын
Also thank you for the upload Scholar!
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Thank you for watching!
@jangoitalia5 ай бұрын
Amazing episode!! I can’t go past minute 32:03 without passing out!!!! 🤣 just kidding, outstanding as always. ❤
@travismoore78494 ай бұрын
Karrik needs some orbiting mirrors that concentrate sunlight onto the planet to make it into a tundra world.
@BlueBoy05 ай бұрын
I don't know if you actually read any of your comments, but I appreciate that you don't just paste in wiki text like every other AI channel.
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
I try to keep up with them, but thank you for the kind words. I do truly love this setting, and I think that it's so fun to write about them, so just copy-pasting stuff wouldn't really be fulfilling for me
@Insolvency5 ай бұрын
I dig the background music!
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
It's one of my favs!
@TheBigMclargehuge5 ай бұрын
Truly it is a challenge to think of any place more hostile... Believe us we tried.
@chainsawsubtlety98285 ай бұрын
What's the weirdest thing about living on a Death World? You don't realize that you're doing it until you go somewhere else.
@sotiriospeithis66595 ай бұрын
Nice
@Vast3.145 ай бұрын
Makes me grateful for earth
@Gamerguy_694205 ай бұрын
At 34:22, was that reaper leviathan? If so, cool Easter egg!
@ВладимирМамышев-ч2х5 ай бұрын
Thank you a lot for the video. I use them for learing English))
@Sapphire7075 ай бұрын
Wait...was that last one about Darktide xD?
@hansbrandt64715 ай бұрын
31:13 Buddy, thats from METRO!
@leopold87475 ай бұрын
Best of all the lore-dudes
@leopold87475 ай бұрын
the goat!
@quwarq5 ай бұрын
"Future" - the future is now, Scholar, what are you talking about?!
@Scholarslore5 ай бұрын
Just a little chronological mix up, don't tell anybody 👀
@Dragonfruits_5 ай бұрын
7:00 Am I tripping or is that planet swirling?
@hybrid9mm4 ай бұрын
Living on a death world, need car insurance? Call our Astropath using 🚗 💥 🔧 to get a quote.
@Nick1979BN5 ай бұрын
The bloody thing "breathes" ...
@ghola825 ай бұрын
@Scholar's Lore I beg you please, give us links or upload a playlist of the incredible music you use in these videos! THRONE PLEASE! ; ;
@Spacemongerr5 ай бұрын
Will you do the short story about the xenophobic human dude living on a Tau world? One of my favourites! It's from the book Deathwatch: ShadowBreaker, IDK what the copyright rules are
@austinhmmm90875 ай бұрын
Anybody else remember when it was Attenborough Lore?
@cannibalpenguin195 ай бұрын
To be honest I would probably die like 5 minutes after landing or be used as a xeno reproduction unit but I'm bored with life on one planet and dream of the days of the pioneer, south pacific islander just launching into the unknown.
@PourItIn_MyTrophies3 ай бұрын
Does anyone else wonder what this voice sounded like at 20-30 years old?
@gamrr_NERD5 ай бұрын
It’s a bug hunt then.
@Azaraneth5 ай бұрын
GDAY MATE
@lessparks85535 ай бұрын
Australia
@MrLaprius5 ай бұрын
Too right mate! 👍🏼
@lessparks85535 ай бұрын
@@MrLapriushello from South Australia mate 👍👍👍
@MrLaprius5 ай бұрын
@@lessparks8553g'day from the South of New Wales 👍🏼
@lessparks85535 ай бұрын
@@MrLapriushope the weather is ok mate Apparently snow in Queensland this week
@patmann93635 ай бұрын
Harry Harrison...Dearhworld.
@adampatino53725 ай бұрын
U mean "descendents" @ 19:47 but u said "ancestors" :/ Aside from that, congrats on the superfluously informative video.
@JustSomeExpat5 ай бұрын
But... No drop bears...
@A5p3r07h2 ай бұрын
50:51
@thejudgmentalcat5 ай бұрын
Indiga...like Jurassic Park, but worse! 😮
@GamingTalk-cl7xj5 ай бұрын
Krieg!!!!
@Miki199107235 ай бұрын
Voice getting dangerously close to david again xd
@chenlee98355 ай бұрын
Terra…
@nachtmacher62375 ай бұрын
😊
@connorlowe32865 ай бұрын
Longly
@CryptidRenfri5 ай бұрын
First comment with no views yet
@Noble-Hands3 ай бұрын
I've come to realise that the 40k must have been based on India.
@Tony-sq8vq5 ай бұрын
Sounds like a AI written script...
@tomburress49285 ай бұрын
The explosion in 40k ai channels over the last couple months is insane. At this point I stick to Baldermort and The Amber King for long videos and occasionally Majorkill (especially now he’s less of an edgy ass than he used to be) for short form.
@TRVY95 ай бұрын
krieg is the best death world
@diego68494 ай бұрын
Eww this is almost worse than England :(
@tommy708883 ай бұрын
maybe not use warm soft cuddling twinkle music as background ambience. i dont understand, your video is about DEATH WORLDS. DEATH DEATH WAR GRIM DARK. completely destroyed the vibe of the video. cannot watch. scrapped.