Don't Sext and Drive

Don't sext and drive, let Christian sext for you.
Written, Directed, Produced, and Starring:
Jimmy Tatro and Christian A. Pierce
Edited by:
Jimmy Tatro
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[@yung_broccolini]

"I'm gonna make you scream like a harpooned whale" Literally one of the best lines I have ever heard

[@ajramirez4220]

bens "l

[@headovlogs3972]

benjee hahahahahahaha 😂 😂 😂 😂 So funny.

[@seansully1845]

came here right after watching the video of them re-creating the harpooned whale sound

[@KoDrHo]

5 years later and it’s still one of the best lines. 😂😂😂

[@robjohnson2116]

You don't get out much do you

[@RicecreamAsian]

*hits kid* "OMG, is your car ok?"

[@mariashielalim9884]

lol. ikr. savage

[@alexandregirard8391]

We're all watching the same vid dumbass

[@Maddeof]

I’m sayin

[@vibesdasher]

@@Evaks how old r u? u just called a kid "dood"

[@greenabit1356]

F!R3BALL I don’t see anyone’s name as Evakz

[@CURISION]

"Dude..if i don't text her back in 180 seconds she breaks up with me" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@jakefriedlander6278]

no.

[@CURISION]

+jake friedlander K.

[@mostlyzaye]

hahahqhahahhqh no but that was funny af xD "It happens like once a week" xD

[@LukeShrimp]

CURISION So true

[@bullgram8372]

Relateble

[@alexanderstilianov]

"Come on man. There are some nice veins going on right now."

[@mostlyzaye]

+Tr4wnet nope,it's veins ahahha

[@ModdestMills]

"I'm going to comment a quote that he said in the video."

[@lanrelogan2468]

lol

[@WordUnheard]

But you didn't. All you did wa...oh, I see what you did there.

[@BriBriBros]

You forgot: IM DEAD 😂😂

[@matty_daddy]

Hahajahajahajahahahahsja

[@legalline01]

1 k like

[@bora4570]

-No i literally jizzed my pants -Dude WTF? -I LOVE HER! Kills me every time😄

[@julrodriguez50]

a true bro would take the picture

[@KingRyan9505]

No they definitely wouldn't

[@julrodriguez50]

Ryan then you're not a true bro

[@julrodriguez50]

+Ryan That's right murica! you foreign bitch!

[@ljbruhofficial2465]

+Ryan o yeah wat about u we americans stick together

[@whotookallthegoodnames7915]

Fuck this Ryan guy. I'm Aussie and I would take that picture straight up no questions asked.

[@AldosWorldTV]

"Like a harpooned whale" LOOOOOOOOOL

[@NolanStadler]

7 years ago

[@Handillicious]

@@NolanStadler still 3 likes 7 years later

[@bryangallegos465]

@@Handillicious somehow it went down a like 😂

[@MrHuph-vu2wc]

You just said "laugh out out out out out out out out out loud" -lol

[@imaturtle9315]

U make fake vids

[@spartan8377]

"Yeah no I'm talking about my balls." I'm dead.

[@foxydaddy99]

"Tonight we're doing round 2, I'm gone make you scream like a harpooned wail." "What dude, What???" "Yeah no say that" laughed my ass off

[@jhortone]

TheDodicat lol

[@blick80spxz]

*called lmao

[@Instinct0425]

whale*

[@llkingvonnotfrom63rd61]

Yea we're boys

[@blacklyfe6881]

Lmfao

[@Alldef]

Always looking out for us

[@nuux1560]

Dear ADD, please do a season 2 for Dr.Reasons !

[@damienmurphy5942]

How are u not verified

[@drmg735]

Hello verified person

[@outofpocket72]

"I'm gonna make you scream like a harpooned whale..."

[@peterjackson5289]

That was the best quote in the video

[@dusey199]

Squeam*

[@theugliest5291]

Who tf likes these

[@boarmouse9184]

The Ugliest A lot of people actually

[@geckyoskitz]

@@boarmouse9184 he means the retarted quote comments

[@Bearclaw210100]

Oh shit xD screaming like a harpooned whale. That got me.

[@icarev2010]

I thought he said a hard pooing whale

[@Retrixify]

Love your videos dude!

[@LavKarri]

Angelica Revillo Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

[@angeloarlert9747]

Lol I am 100 like on this comment

[@ferreira94a]

Bearclaw Haha definitely

[@jennyhernandez7561]

“No we had some sex.” That made me laugh so hard 😂

[@henneth4452]

9 years later the nostalgia makes it 10x better

[@jashanassi8087]

10 years later 🥲, man i miss this sort of content

[@sagerosenfeld8649]

This is so awkward because my name is sage

[@sagehamblen3570]

this is very awkward because my name is sage

[@BriBriBros]

This is very very awkward because my name is Joe

[@jamescharles8764]

@BriBriBros who’s joe

[@cdben4671]

james charles joe mama

[@sagerspice]

same

[@TheSocksBeStinky]

Been a while since I actually laughed out loud from a KZbin vid.. :P

[@ttkibad2142]

I’m watching it 10 years later still funny. 😂

[@zachhale7281]

I don't stand for that kind of behavior, Christian.

[@OrangeVapor420]

"Wait like right now your forreal? yea I just jizzed in my pants like 30 secs ago.. WHAT THE FUCK." xDDDDDDD

[@ends.finest130]

"Come on man I got some nice vains going right now" always gets me

[@haydenkuhn934]

Still a god damn classic 9 years later

[@kylejenkins9388]

"My pants are flooded and a I have a couple of drowning kids" same what the hell

[@jacobclarke7837]

“Alright you ready?” “Ready for what?” Low key best line in this skit

[@braydonnix5458]

“Yeah no, I literally just jizzed in my pants like 30 minutes ago” 🤣🤣😂😂🤣I’m dying😂😂😂

[@LPMOVIESTVSofficial]

jimmy your funny as hell bro

[@avivthebest]

I LOVE HER

[@Pinewoodpaladin227]

Okay, I never noticed this before but Jimmy said SCWEAM...instead of SCREAM. If that was by accident then this guys is naturally a comedian. #Props

[@sqwwheelsnipecelly]

Christian in the Canadian Tuxedo

[@sqwwheelsnipecelly]

Denim shirt and pants is called a canadian tuxedo.

[@sqwwheelsnipecelly]

Must be something from 'Merica then lol

[@georgedubya3659]

Denim shirt in Canada is called "You look like a jackass". I speak from experience, I live here.

[@sqwwheelsnipecelly]

***** Hahaha

[@Ian_R_Anderson]

Never heard that one although a jean jacket and jeans that have the same or similar colour is a quebec tuxedo.

[@Kullcans]

hahaha "I got some good veins goin" xD

[@pattymardero72]

i cried when he said all of those funny puns

[@hiddeninja]

"I LOOVE HERR" LOOOOOOL spit out my damn drink

[@lukeglenn2947]

These are still works of art 11 years later

[@marcelrows506]

JUST DISCOVERED TGIS CHANNEL AND ITS SOOOOOOOOO DAMN GOOOOD !!!!!!

[@Justin_GFM]

"I got some nice veins going" LOL

[@nickalaj]

"This is going to be a hard one to explain" lmao I'm dieing

[@Jdzy7]

"This is gonna be a tough one to explain dude" xD

[@micahhandrinos2947]

"awwwh dude. This is gonna be a tuff one to explain."

[@MayaFP]

The intro to all of jimmys videos are so perfect

[@TheBear-sg3kt]

XD "i'm driving naked"

[@purdog87]

Omg his videos are so great. I've never not laughed and almost died, how are they are so creative and funny?They need to keep making more

[@Pinewoodpaladin227]

"Take The Picture Bro!" Only Jimmy Tatro could make those exact words sound cool. #TotalFratMove

[@CalebRocks11]

funniest shit ever

[@snipes4thewin]

2:17 His face though 😂

[@purdog87]

"I don't stand for that type of behavior Christian!" I can't they're great

[@wolvencrazy19-37]

“Yeah it gets weird some times”

[@nathanreyes4452]

"I got some nice veins going"😂😂😂

[@sameerhossain4448]

Jimmy and Christian are bros on a whole new level. That's something we all aspire to.

[@usmaanqureshi9102]

If I dont respond in 180 scondes she breaks ups with me this literally happens once a week lol

[@AnneeRSilver]

This gonna be a tough on to explain... Gets me every time.

[@MrAmmo30]

"with an umbrella emerging" wtf does that mean? loool

[@robyna151]

LOL HE SAID EMOJI

[@MrAmmo30]

ohhh but what does the umbrella emoji have to do with anything lol

[@roniscool3051]

She's soaking wet...

[@MrAmmo30]

damn im slow today

[@tilinaperera749]

"Emerging" XD He said emoji, bro.

[@BreakDown1996]

It appears I've stumbled across one of the greatest comedy channels ever, awesome

[@vikaasharunmozhi8848]

Christian is so funny

[@wayne3584]

If you ever get in a fight and need to fight say im going to make you scream like a harpoon whale then one second later they run like there life is on the line

[@nataliahopkins3958]

hahaha i can say that this totally goes for both guys and girls

[@DCfordethclaw]

The kids drowning one killed me rewatching it

[@Pattyaribri]

The videos need to be longer, they are over too soon.

[@tct72]

That's what she said! :)

[@tadrasmussen6540]

tct72 lame sorry haha

[@LatinoSaintz]

1:36 is golden 😂😂

[@lukecharlton9400]

underrated latj video

[@3AsianBoi]

This guy is the best! Most underrated youtuber! He should have like 5 million subs! One of the best funniest person ever!

[@alexc7913]

That thing about black licorise I wouldn't stand for that type of behavior either

[@AmaZynBackpacK22]

LMFAOOOO I STARTED CRYING RIGHT AWAY WHEN HES LIKE IS THE CAR OK??

[@pommyfairy]

Poor Christian lol

[@rinnix8501]

I Got a couple of drowning kids hahaha classic

[@TheStupidLama]

he has a show right? I dnt get it if he doesn't

[@vickymachin5362]

Am I the only one that really wants to hear the explanation?

[@redgamingcow7899]

''no i littery jizzed in my pants'' i was drinking water while he said that.

[@connordavison9461]

Or- you could just say "I'm driving I'll text ya in a sec" 🙄

[@mitchellfalter2823]

It’s a skit dumbass

[@motherdestroyer27]

@@mitchellfalter2823 lmao facts

[@analizama7070]

"This is gonna be a tough window explaining dude"

[@Willy72070]

2021 anyone? No? Hmph ok

[@mc-cockpot5791]

Just take the picture I am driving naked!🤣🤣🤣

[@noko69]

this is very possibly the best jimmy video

[@_gloz]

0:38 and then a winky fath

[@LilxAznboixd]

I like how he removed his seatbelt to take his clothes off before Christian even said she sent a naked pic lmao

[@alexdibernardo7989]

“This is gonna be a tough one to explain”

[@lazy_lefty]

Jimmy gets completely naked, "How did it happen so fast?" 😂😂

[@jonathandunn1925]

"this is gonna be a tuff one to explain dude" hahahah

[@JazSimone]

The end made me laugh SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard. Like if a laugh was comparable to a burp I belched the HELL out of it... Like full blown. Such good shit.

[@kevq100]

"drowning kids" I'm crying hahaha

[@Macinstaller]

Best one ! I had to pause the video so that my laughing wouldn't cover up what was going to be said next haha

[@birdsascarnage]

jimmy is so hot

[@Niya.B649]

ikr!!

[@donnyhawkeyes15]

Jimmy and Christian must have a lot of fun making these videos

[@shantamjain8109]

Hey Jimmy, I just have to say this, You're fucking hilarious! I'm sure you get all of this a lot.. This is something I love to do, like making funny exaggerations of current situations.. It would be a dream to star in one of your videos!! Great job, Keep it up! But Stop It..JK, Don't Stop it..But seriously, Stop it ;). SHan :)

[@Michel_nn]

LMFAO at th end ''This is goin' to be a tough one to explain''

[@babayaga3640]

am i the only one who looked up a harpooned whale

[@rjrende]

Yes, yes you are

[@danyangyang1322]

no you are not

[@mikehoward8815]

lol - Looking up a harpooned whale? I hope you asked its permission first!

[@iloveinu2death]

OMG!! I just looked it up!! That's horrible! O.O

[@liamhaffey5549]

I literally died when he said I literally just chized my pants, wtf🤣🤣🤣

[@juangrimaldo1998]

"Are you ready?" "Ready for what ?"

[@axton_alam_narz]

im watching this 7 years later

[@ITSmePiSsTaKeR]

"Drowning kids" hahahaha

[@judzy8552]

this is their best video of all time change my mind

[@lifeofLaerke]

"I´m gonna make you scream like a harpooned whale.".. I think I just died from laughing! :D

[@lindsayjones9859]

Seriously..........BEST VIDEO!!!!!!! you guys are funny as hell!

[@beanator]

Imagine trying to sleep for 179 seconds but then u woke up late with 181 then she breaks up

[@foreignclout]

“If I don’t reply within 180 seconds she’ll break up with me” 😂😂

[@NessaAllanPoe]

I cannot stop laughing...."This is gonna be a tough one to explain dude"

[@gando_411]

The face Jimmy makes starts to make at 2:18😂

[@Deeelon9]

hahah his excuse for jizzing his pants.."I love her!"

[@moynihansamm]

this is probably the funniest jimmy tatro video!

[@barbiefairman5227]

Police sirens ( shit this is going to be a tough one to explain dude) Lmfao!!!!!

[@tonypierson8678]

"Yea I literally just jizzed in my pants..." *"What the fuck?!?!"* LOL