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@hwin117 ай бұрын
ok
@Gwoba-17 ай бұрын
Just saying clown and Leo betrayed minute so wemmbu is now god (server is going into hardcore and wemmbu is immortal.)
@DosaXD697 ай бұрын
is it cracked
@yahyauzair-lp7ri7 ай бұрын
k
@zanderthingys28126 ай бұрын
in leowooks lifesteal movie, he revealed the real reason they made the cleansers was just for power, the reset hearts was an excuse
@jacksonwray34927 ай бұрын
“Team Chaos, consisting of Lifesteal’s most elite players” Cough*BRANZY*Cough
@andrejnovak81194 ай бұрын
elite clown support
@JACKTHEKILLERNOOOB2 ай бұрын
He is elite at dying
@Iosi_Mech29 күн бұрын
ashswag...
@znakepoison7 ай бұрын
Bro actually just forgor that subz repaired all of spawn and left season 5
@iamyouyouMC7 ай бұрын
real
@znakepoison7 ай бұрын
@@iamyouyouMCstalker
@yahyauzair-lp7ri7 ай бұрын
@@znakepoison ?
@znakepoison7 ай бұрын
@@yahyauzair-lp7ri it's just a joke don't worry lol,I know youyou
@ItzMapzy4 ай бұрын
He is back on season 6 and vitalasy came back for 33 hours
@RVChess167 ай бұрын
The clown branzy parkour thing killed 4 people , vitalasy, leowook, princezam and spepticle
@NickAndriadze6 ай бұрын
Lifesteal's lore and allegiances/factions post season 2 are about as complicated as a Turkish soap opera, and that's putting it lightly.
@FireflyOnyx7 ай бұрын
Not mentioning Branzy when talking about the Fun House???
@aweirdbritishdude6 ай бұрын
"oversimplified"
@FireflyOnyx6 ай бұрын
@@aweirdbritishdude Not an excuse to avoid crediting his work, he built the funhouse. The only mention he even needed was three words.
@aweirdbritishdude6 ай бұрын
@@FireflyOnyx ok
@mrrandom84336 ай бұрын
Lifesteal S5 ended Mapic uploaded a vid an hour ago which shows every member getting banned and season completely ending
@MichaelMusicYT4 ай бұрын
Him: And rekrap said would say his final goodbye from lifesteal for good this time Me: Not anymore ;)
@Random_and_Things4 ай бұрын
Ah yes rekrap said his final goodbye to lifesteal for good, totally didn’t join the next season, totally
@Panimal7 ай бұрын
Almost accidentally ended my edge streak when I saw a new Janke upload
@itsJanke7 ай бұрын
W mans
@Zerrarian7 ай бұрын
holy that was so unfunny
@Rectangles_Rectangle7 ай бұрын
Same
@Goofy_goobster7 ай бұрын
@@Zerrariandawg ur banner is an Obama pyramid
@Zerrarian7 ай бұрын
@@Goofy_goobster your name is goofy goobster you cant be talking lil bro
@raiden33357 ай бұрын
Man You are the best.... I Needed thi video so much.... Thanks man... Keep It up You are the best
@A-R-e5g2 ай бұрын
And thats where the server is currently at. Then season 6 happened. WEEEEEEEEEEE
@itzadsco1337 ай бұрын
Technically the peace thing wasnt a poggies trap as they didnt know spoke was gonna log on
@danana-ot7sl7 ай бұрын
thats what i was gonna say
@b1f1787 ай бұрын
it was, pretty sure parrot said it in a vid once
@Walcap7 ай бұрын
season 2 was my favourite season, i think mainly because i have a clownpierce bias lmao
@BGwxlf6 ай бұрын
Season 6 is my favorite season mostly because i have a planetlord bias
@Walcap6 ай бұрын
@@BGwxlf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Bunarghh6 ай бұрын
I liked the whole void apocalypse thing it was fun to watch
@Adi-mk2lq6 ай бұрын
@@BGwxlf wait there have been 6 seasons????? I swear season 3 ended like yesterday.
@BGwxlf6 ай бұрын
@@Adi-mk2lq 5 mb i meant 5
@Ersuld9 күн бұрын
Now mentioning planetlord when he was literally the main character whose rising in lifesteal s4????
@proudshary54244 ай бұрын
I think Pangi was also in cleansers he was going to spawn kill clown but switched positions with spoke
@wildlily43097 ай бұрын
Finallly someone did it thank you
@Dimitris_Spiroudis7 ай бұрын
People who remember the time princezam saved lifesteal smp
@Owengjuice5 ай бұрын
true!
@RandomBerrys.7 ай бұрын
Ooooooo this was a grat video loved it
@Iseyy7 ай бұрын
I needed this, what else am I gonna eat my lunch to
@dhi_ce7 ай бұрын
oh, mom!! janke uploaded!!
@VoidySOLAR-Editz4 күн бұрын
bro forgot about how planetlord went from the weakest to the strongest
@The_K-Dude7 ай бұрын
This man is so underrated
@Gurtopolis7 ай бұрын
tbf, a few of the people who left did so because they were in drama. besides the main thing making it lackluster is the repetitive dramatic story. the i only watched lifesteal through rekrap for the reason that it is more honest and doesnt take itself as serious, cause, i mean its minecraft lets be fair.
@Pokeianj7 ай бұрын
Guys wake up itsJanke uploaded
@Electron-qg1oy7 ай бұрын
Didn’t spepticle die to the circus trap as well
@tom1_6767 ай бұрын
yes he did branzy killed him
@someduckREAL4 ай бұрын
Season 3 was Prime Life steal but season 6 is close but it hasn’t ended yet
@Pixmas15 ай бұрын
Spoke spawning the withers wasn’t to kill clown I don’t think. Parrot just thought the server was to peaceful
@melonplaygroundbuilds53526 ай бұрын
I died on life steal too early...
@MrBallerinakaka7 ай бұрын
I Actually Found Parrot Which Exactly Months Before He Created Lifesteal SMP
@SkyWolfUltra7 ай бұрын
SALUTE TO VITALISY
@mythical-rarity7 ай бұрын
On god bro can't go a day without talking about life steal smp like omg stop milking lmfao
@lekhanh201007 ай бұрын
aether lifesteal pog
@ItzLLaggy7 ай бұрын
this is a copyright violation im gonna get oversimplified to sue you. just kidding guys
@ZzzTomy7 ай бұрын
the first 10 sec of the video are the exact as mcbyt(idk if i typed it right mcbyt dream smp oversimplified
@jaylenng83675 ай бұрын
guess what rek is back
@Itzkamau7 ай бұрын
S2 and s3 where the best
@Zerrarian7 ай бұрын
storytelling go brrr
@pltps7 ай бұрын
okay janke
@masquerade75016 ай бұрын
It's a shame he didn't mention Branzy's murder carnival in season 5, considering the winner is gonna get like 100 hearts i feel like its sorta relevant
@Bob126496 ай бұрын
It hadn’t happened yet when he made this I guess
@Primal_Real7 ай бұрын
OK I thought I was updated on LIfesteal but since when DID THEY ADD GUNS AND THE AETHER ALSO WTF CAPTAINSPARKELZ?!
@spongytrout74626 ай бұрын
Season 5 was my favorite a lot of goofy stuff happens
@Speify7 ай бұрын
Here before this gets viral
@jeffyisdumb6 ай бұрын
as someone who is a reddoons viewer, thanks for the season 5 recap (he posts once in a blue moon)
@guycrew39735 ай бұрын
He also did like nothing on season 5 and after watching his last stream it really looks like he regrets it
@fyroxite697 ай бұрын
nice
@ItzParthivKOfficial7 ай бұрын
Bro actually Branzy In Season 5 belongs to The Kids in The Corner Not PMC
@Bob126497 ай бұрын
He’s in both
@Felicity08019 күн бұрын
He’s a “secret member” of the PMC, basically sorta a spy, he doesn’t help them with the hits because he’s not a pvper but he sends them info and supplies and helped Clown win at the end of the server by lying to PBAJS that carnival mode wasn’t working.
@Elixer7947 ай бұрын
Yoooooo w video
@YaztroIsHim7 ай бұрын
bruh u didnt give roshambo credit for nothing like what
@RealJoeRblxАй бұрын
subbed :)
@1cyydude7 ай бұрын
w vid
@keystorm36467 ай бұрын
Nani
@its-7alex997 ай бұрын
Great video 🔥
@redaimgamesshorts62587 ай бұрын
also like half the players were banned cause the server was set to hardcore
@stripedcobra41497 ай бұрын
Bro didn’t watch any perspective except clowns. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@hwin117 ай бұрын
yipee
@rick09335 ай бұрын
you didnt mention rekrap not being trapped once
@Golden_MC7 ай бұрын
Cracked vid
@maelg017 ай бұрын
Bro is miling lifesteal
@aiwve7 ай бұрын
Janke you should join s6,You are a great story teller
@Hazelstar107 ай бұрын
Dude I was gonna make an oversimplified lifesteal video as my first video lol! (I still am) With even more events since there are some extras I would’ve added
@HolyNamed7 ай бұрын
self promo
@Hazelstar107 ай бұрын
@@HolyNamed no I just found it funny but whatever you do you I guess idc
@ItzSploofy7 ай бұрын
ty thats very usefull
@doombringer19037 ай бұрын
Thanks janke
@winstonyeh20647 ай бұрын
W upload
@animalmace7 ай бұрын
Video was mid, I feel like you oversimplified it
@tenidiotaodpizzy46037 ай бұрын
verified checkmark i must bully this commenter
@Lifechanging_quotes_7 ай бұрын
now at season 5 of lifesteal minetech got betrayed by clown and pmc weembu is now president they pay everyone 500 to 1000 dollor to become president and now weembu is unkillable. lifesteal season 5 ending in couple of days waiting to see how minute tech pull of. in middle of stream parrot join the vc with minute and convinve him for vengence. BTW vitalasy also uploaded his final video and the ending conversation with jumperwho make him amd me cry
@SakuraBlossom91077 ай бұрын
Since when did clown betray minute?
@Lifechanging_quotes_7 ай бұрын
@@SakuraBlossom9107 on stream man minute and all chat knew he got betrayed by pmc because wemmbu give money to leo and clown to vote her instead of minute. jumper pentar and spepticle was not doing that also for planet lord i knew he get money and vote him out but planet is in college he has to get that 1k it means a lot to him
@versilver7 ай бұрын
what? wemmbu wasn't a candidate at the first place?
@Lifechanging_quotes_7 ай бұрын
@@versilver weembu won the reelection man
@vic59717 ай бұрын
@@Lifechanging_quotes_her? wemmbu is a guy
@Highswagg7 ай бұрын
holy flip
@Slothdude117 ай бұрын
W video
@killouspopcorn53747 ай бұрын
This is too complex lore
@mrFIZZY_YT7 ай бұрын
25th 😂
@chickenosaurus_rex7 ай бұрын
Vitalasy :(
@dragosn26377 ай бұрын
Sponker
@FlyHenryFly6 ай бұрын
lifesteal fall off i swear S3 ended like a week ago. plus s2/s3 were best seasons imo
@PizzaCraftMC7 ай бұрын
bro is copying OverSimplified
@PhantomW0lf27257 ай бұрын
man shut up the word “oversimplified” is not a registered trademark