Lifting Goddess Athena

[@Johnny_Shields]

He is such an innocent hunk.

[@xhibitiongaming3880]

Athena too. She just likes to be held 🤣

[@Urb4nN0rd]

I give you the term: Himbo.

[@LedgeHolythicc]

You mean "Hunk-cules"

[@FloridaManFromTampa]

@@LedgeHolythiccI swear that’s a quote from the Disney movie

[@kcnichols8968]

Actual himbo moment

[@GoBeyond-y4k]

He is the only man who ever supported Athena in his arms like a princess.

[@sebaaabdelhake3922]

Why your pecture of your acount like that?

[@slavsit7600]

@@sebaaabdelhake3922 because yes

[@cosmicspider9132]

Dude you had a very interesting sus pic as you profile

[@Outlaw7263]

​@@cosmicspider9132 sauce is Taimanin Asagi

[@stephenbang2749]

the one man that could easily beat the gigachad

[@blazerfox22]

“I did not say to put me down mortal!” Every pet ever

[@xbloxlive5454]

Especially Cats.

[@totally_not_a_noodle_stealer]

@marshlindsey2763kinda normal

[@VladDracula_Tepes]

Can you break it down a little more for me

[@Moravokol2]

Animals that love their owners don’t like to be put down or stop being held

[@AliceTheWife]

Fr

[@preston726]

And legend has it, that Heracles had his dead beat older sister Athena in his arms for half a year until she was placed on a statue of an exact replica of himself (made by Hephaestus) in order to prevent her from causing any destruction or wars to occur after He got sore from carrying her in his arms. Edit: this is made up, if you thought it was real for a moment it’s just a sign that I’m really good at making up sh*t

[@rebeccaoertell6941]

Is this true?

[@ThatRandomDude204]

@@rebeccaoertell6941 No, would be hilarious if it was though

[@preston726]

@@rebeccaoertell6941 nope, I just made all of it up in my head

[@drackestalentorgen166]

Lets add it to Wikipedia and see how long till its yaken down

[@rebeccaoertell6941]

@@preston726 oh…

[@boonchuanong1520]

"So if you were asked to lift all the greek gods, would you be able to do it?" "Well, if the Titans were included, it would cause me a little trouble..." "But would it be too heavy for you though?" "Nah, I'd lift."

[@lovetilldeath5402]

My Besto Friendo. Dude i didn't expect to see jjk comment here bro 😂.

[@Zarcasi]

Only the females, because he can lift any girl.

[@roronoazoro8789]

Those Damm lobotomy keisen fans

[@rayzrytb9213]

I can't escape the folk rot

[@littleaqua32]

He could lift Atlas while Atlas lifts the sky lol

[@scottjackson369]

"Who puts the glad in gladiator, Hercules"

[@andrewgreenberg1862]

You have conjured the song in my head, thank you. I don't know why I like that movie, but the songs especially are so good!

[@scottjackson369]

@@andrewgreenberg1862 I Won’t Say I’m in Love is a great track as well

[@andrewgreenberg1862]

@@scottjackson369 Forgot about that one. It is good.

[@scottjackson369]

@@andrewgreenberg1862 I just listened to it again earlier

[@DUN48]

"Oh. My. God. HERACLES!"

[@jondoe8350]

Imagine the dude is just chilling and suddenly athen pops up again in his life and sit on his lap like a cat so she can have another nap

[@darkexo3845]

Pretty cat accurate to be gone for eternities, then showing up grumpy about being carried and grumpy about being let down again

[@tyrian666]

I ... i would just die of cuteness

[@Neuviletteiudexofmemes]

Well to be fair you if you take a step back, of all his siblings, Athena did repeatedly have Hercules’s back.

[@adorp]

Athena is🦉, not 🐈

[@alanbareiro6806]

​@@adorp I mean, owls are just flying cats

[@nathansteinfromarkham7109]

Sleeping in the arms of the little brother you saved…I can’t decide if that is adorable or funny or both.

[@joshuasepeda3289]

Why not both?

[@nathansteinfromarkham7109]

@@joshuasepeda3289 yeah. Both is good.

[@OfficeKuina]

@@nathansteinfromarkham7109The New Groove gets better and better

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

The Greek pantheon were the original Alabama . . .

[@joshuasepeda3289]

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus You don't want to go there. It gets downright disturbing and traumatic the more you read. I wish I didn't know anything about the Greek pantheon. 🤢🤢🤮🤮

[@LordTyph]

Ah, so we stumbled onto the untold 11th labor of Hercules.

[@gaster433]

Or 13th depending upon whether or not we count the apple and Cerberus.

[@InternetAddict069]

​@@gaster433 pretty sure Cerberos is counted

[@PumpkinCake]

The 2 labors that "didn't count" were the Hydra (because Heracles's nephew Iolaus helped by burning the stumps) and the Augean stables (either because the river "did the work for him" or because Heracles asked for payment).

[@nowanimportant8887]

This would've been his 14th, had he succeeded with the 13th Labor. (Note: his 13th Labor is to kill the Ghost of Sparta.)

[@SpanIsh-k3w]

​@@nowanimportant8887wait are we talking about the same thing? Cause that sounds an awful lot like God of war.

[@DarkKnightofIT]

From what I know of the LORE of the era and location, this might be the first time Athena has encountered someone brave enough to touch her, without being interested in Zeus-like behavior...

[@R-XI_Sulla]

Yeah Its funny and sad that you could describe most of the greek mythology in one sentence Zeus couldnt keep it in his pants

[@redrexix8106]

@@R-XI_Sulla SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@pitioti]

"Zeus-Like Behavior" is such a nice euphémism XD

[@NewYorxer]

"Zeus like behaviour" or as everyone else calls it. Banging everything in sight

[@dayvonlouis5187]

@@NewYorxerevery hole is a goal in his mind consensual or otherwise

[@fighterphoenix5789]

Step 1 build time machine Step 2 travel to ancient Greece Step 3 write this comedy Step 4 profit

[@cyberneticsquid]

Step 5 killed by a priest

[@Streetcleanergaming]

​@@cyberneticsquid step 6 come back with a clone of yourself and speedrun Christianity

[@AsianAnticsOfficial]

Step 7: Wait. Did you say speedrun christianity?​@@Streetcleanergaming

[@joshuamattingly1232]

@@AsianAnticsOfficialstep 8: Make Christianity the main Greek Religion so when the Roman’s copy it it becomes there’s also.

[@hunnyjar8937]

Step 1 build time machine Step 2 travel to ancient Greece Step 3 -write this comedy- find and princess-hold athena Step 4 profit :3

[@thelaughingman6975]

Aphrodite:.....I'm a girl, surely you can't lift me....Ahem! SURELY YOU CAN'T LI- Hypnos: Do you really want me to wake her up? Cause Athena angry is almost as terrifying as my mom on a good day.

[@Robert_Rankin]

Almost

[@PenHeart3]

Hades: “I don’t know, Nyx has her sweet days.”

[@Mathew-cj7yd]

​@@PenHeart3 Zeus : "then surely brother you have a weird definition of "sweet""

[@outbreakperfected5704]

@@Mathew-cj7ydI mean he married “Dread Queen” Persephone

[@youthoughtaboutit6946]

@@outbreakperfected5704didn’t she only get that designation *after* marrying hades?

[@1krani]

Hercules once held up the sky for Atlas. The moon ain't nothing to him.

[@terrorbilly3367]

So.. you say lifting air makes him strong enogh to lift a gigantic space rock

[@1krani]

@@terrorbilly3367 If that's all it was, the Olympians wouldn't have used it as a way to stop Atlas (the strongest Titan after Kronos) from fighting them again.

[@terrorbilly3367]

@@1krani what if atlas just picked up sky so he could chill?

[@1krani]

@@terrorbilly3367 Then he wouldn't have tried to leave Heracles to hold it up for him while he bounced.

[@KeyboardTarantula]

@@terrorbilly3367 air is heavy because it supports the sky.

[@thibautisserant]

Knowing that people naturally fall asleep when they're feeling safe and that Athena looks a little sleep deprived (which would explain the crankiness), this comes off as hugely wholesome.

[@drakobloodwing540]

Yeah because I think hercules is probably one of few gods that she will let do this to her because he's just a wholesome idiot and not some fucking molesting dad

[@smiley4995]

There was also the fact that she emerged from Zues' head fully grown after fighting in his mind, she likely has never been held this way.

[@giocarcidze9030]

​@@smiley4995 being God of justice is probably very tiring

[@OneColdRepublican]

"Well can you lift the MOON? The Moon is a girl too!" Artemis/Diana: uh do i get a say in-- *Lifts the moon* Artemis/Diana: HEY HEY, CAREFUL. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE HOLDING, BUDDY. 😳🌛

[@nightsfool2693]

Artemis/Diana: Okay, that's it buddy! I'm about to turn you into a constellation.

[@Sequor.]

That's post Hellenism. Selene/Luna is the goddess of the moon.

[@zekecooper6055]

​​@@Sequor.Well your not wrong but not right either fun fact the moon is actually 3 Greek goddesses LoL 😂 Luna was the goddess in heaven and of the full moon with her Greek counterpart being Selene Diana was the goddess on earth and of the halfmoon AKA Artemis Hecate or Hekate was the goddess in the underworld and of the dark moon (I find it funny how her second name came about because they just couldn't spell her name right LoL😂) so yeah he picked up 3 goddesses at once or just one because it's a full moon? Greeks mythology is kind of a mess LoL 😂

[@birdmcturd1626]

@@nightsfool2693I would say “they’re siblings” but that doesn’t matter much in Greek myths. Although,Hercules did become a God at the end of his myth so if this takes place after that there’s not much she could do. Also,he’s had plenty of practice with angry Goddesses thanks to Hera so he’s probably fine either way

[@nightsfool2693]

@@birdmcturd1626 Now that's true! Gotta love the Greek Mythological family shrub.

[@Tolinar]

Goddesses are feared. Revered. Coveted. But how often is one comforted, with no ulterior motive or scheme? Athena took the chance for a nap.

[@Neuviletteiudexofmemes]

If you can’t use your little brother as a napping station, who can you?

[@the_user_redacted7924]

@@Neuviletteiudexofmemes I can you.

[@stranger5011]

"Wait why did you asked Heracles If he *could* lift me? Are you implying i was heavy, mortal?!"

[@emirkomutan4212]

Yeah

[@adorp]

oNo

[@cross977]

🤓 ackshually i wonder if gods are dense, as in, their size is not showing of their weight whatsoever, would be cool

[@dragonsontv4412]

Athena smol but with big temper.

[@AlexeGreene]

She do be eepy

[@enderdrane]

Chihuahua.

[@zpotatocryptid6943]

​@@enderdranethis would've definitely earned you a capitol punishment back in ancient times

[@enderdrane]

@@zpotatocryptid6943 "Why are you booing me? I'm right!"

[@RealBlitzActive]

0:46 ATHENA, I AM THE GOD OF WAR

[@bryuhMan]

Where is the Meme Source?

[@Monkey.D.Luffy-j1l]

She is the goddess of war

[@sidraorane7684]

ATHEEENAAAAAAA

[@RACP_XD]

Athena! You conspire against me?!

[@imabanana7905]

"My vengeance... ends now." Kratos, God Of War.

[@idontcarewhatmyusernameis7324]

Little did the blonde chick knew that she was dating Hercules.

[@KW-de9sc]

*You sick bastard.*

[@USS-Texas3214]

She's his sister

[@ragingdrake2439]

@@USS-Texas3214and it’s Greek,you’re point being?

[@lordcthulhu8472]

Well probably not the best dating parthner, Athena is one of 3 goddesses where their virginity is part of how they were worshipped. Other being Hestia, and Artemis.

[@fireninetails]

​@@USS-Texas3214You realize that we talk about Zeus pantheon, right? The one where literal god of Underworld dating his niece (and I don't quite remember age situation here) is considered as the most happy and healthy relationship in whole mythology 😅

[@ChucktheSpicyChicken]

Athena demands uppies!

[@Wolfengemoen]

Most women are like that the small ones are the worst, if your a large man. They are like children.

[@Nyx_Eos]

"Uppies or you die." -My cat & Athena, apparently

[@nitrous9883]

Tsundere Athena is what I needed to start the day

[@TheRedKing247]

Considering that's like the entire basis of The Illiad, pretty sure it's what the ancient Greeks needed too.

[@isaiaholaru5013]

"My first girlfriend turned into the moon, then was lifted up by some buff greek guy doing a bet" "That's rough buddy"

[@Naumovych_Dmytro]

Sounds like some anime title

[@kyleshepard3139]

“No, it really happened.” “W-wait, I thought you were just fucking with me! Dude, I…wow.” And so the bro bond between Sokka and Zuko was born

[@Черепашка-ч4с]

She asked "Could you lift the moon?" He does it. Every living creature on earth: Well, that's a suprise death.

[@demoknight4561]

So two fun mythology bits, In several stories Athena does actually have a bit of a crush on Hercules which I am simply guessing is where they drew insperation for the whole "Dont put me down" bit at the end. But, additionally while called the daughter of Zeus, she was not technically born. She is literally Zeus' migrain. He had an extremely bad headache once (to the point where he apparently gouged out a lake in frustration) and it got to the point where his head cracked open and out popped Athena. So she is more his... imaginary friend turned real? This means that while brother and sister by virtue of title, they are not technically blood related and none of what I said matters because the greeks were perfectly fine with same family marriage esepcially when it came to their gods! Bonus fun fact: If you believe in the story of Adam and Eve.... everyone is everyones cousin several hundred times removed. Bonus Bonus fun fact: If you believe in Noah's ark, Everyone is everyone's cousin yet again, but you just reset the counter. So if incest is a sin, congratulations!..... it's literally impossible to not sleep with your cousin under those conditions!

[@M3H13]

Yeah the Greek mythology and the bible has been build on incest... That's interestingly disgusting and funny.

[@JayJayM57]

small mistake Athena did have a mother, Metis goddess of wisdom. zeus absorbs her when he finds out she will birth his replacement. it was supposed to be her second child so he was happy when only Athena came out.

[@demoknight4561]

@@JayJayM57 fair point! My knowledge of the mythos isnt perfect and I didnt know that!

[@liszarezo3658]

There is also version where Zeus find wild girl wearing lion skin and adopted her.

[@JayJayM57]

@@demoknight4561 you don`t have to worry about having perfect knowledge of Greek mythology. we don`t know the original source and likely we will never know it. the original source where secret cults practice getting intoxicated and saying F the rich. because of this, they hid their practices and most records were lost. what am trying to say is don`t worry about it. this is not an actually comment but an extra flavor.

[@SkitLegoIdeaTheory]

Her: I lied, the moon is a guy Hercules: *gets crushed immediately*

[@Javie3]

That sounds like the kind of bs they would pull if they didn't think of minotaur blod

[@genesismultiverse4896]

*0:47* i need help with my back

[@LeStevenPerson]

Go to a chiropractor then

[@genesismultiverse4896]

@@LeStevenPerson ok just I'm terrible with wayz

[@LeStevenPerson]

@@genesismultiverse4896 I use google maps personally

[@fetuutilini7857]

@@genesismultiverse4896I’m a totally licensed chiropractor *proceeds to crack every joint*

[@achmaddanishfaishal4207]

​@@genesismultiverse4896 DayZ?

[@noeman169]

0:14 she is not wrong

[@noahstar6437]

Facts

[@Southern_Crusader]

I heard in Russia they refer to their ships in masculine.

[@happychayka]

​@@Southern_Crusader there are lots of synonyms for ship in slavic languages that are masculine

[@Notxdesx]

I think the Bismarck was referred to as "Him"

[@Yamato_Preset]

All German ships​ were,even if it's named after a woman, it's still a man@@Notxdesx

[@Wertsir]

The real hero is the planks on that dock, supporting both herakles and the ship.

[@photomasterstudios9495]

Narrato: "Athena was conflicted but curiously comforted by being held by her half brother..."

[@michaelscott6022]

"You're holding the goddess like _that?!"_ "How else was I gonna carry her, toss her over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes?!"

[@TimeCircleBlue]

This is a valid question.

[@gokugold1]

If I remember correctly, Athena was born fully grown, she was never a child. Not only that, but no man has ever attempted to touch her. So not only is he the first man to hold her, this is her first time ever being cradled. Like a baby. Which is why I think she instantly fell asleep

[@DisFantasy]

As a craftswoman and a war goddess, Athena had developed a friendship with Hephaestus. He was very grateful for the recognition and attention, but someone of considerable mischief took advantage of his loneliness and put the idea into his head that Athena wanted to be more than friends. Long story short, this unfortunate event lead to the creation of Athens so it wasn't a complete wash even if it ruined one of the best things that ever happened to Hephaestus.

[@1ndie_5quid]

ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED. HE COMES BRINGING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS!!

[@هايالقناةفقطتجربة]

guys im not sure but i think he can lift any girl

[@Wolfengemoen]

Not your mom! lol

[@هايالقناةفقطتجربة]

@@Wolfengemoen come on bro a your mom joke in 2024 💀 actually good i don't want this to die it's a classic part of the internet

[@Karasu9-qw7yg]

So could he lift a transgender? thats my question

[@tisaru9L7]

​@@Wolfengemoen Good joke bro, don't listen anyone

[@onetrickgirl]

Gonna start saying "I did not say to put me down, mortal" to my boyfriend.

[@axl256gamesx7]

I Hope that when I get a girlfriend, she tells me that... then I'll sit on the couch with her on my lap and we'll both nap, and it will be precious

[@SpaceCatUniverse]

​@@axl256gamesx7Well... Someday you will find the right girl bro, it's just a matter of time... a long, long time...

[@Karasu9-qw7yg]

@@axl256gamesx7 sounds like a cats most happiest day ever

[@Jaxv3r]

​@@Karasu9-qw7ygI'm doing something wrong, I'm trying to cuddle my cat he says "nyoo" to me, and when I'm alone with my cat he cuddles me, he sometimes does when my family is around but it's somewhat rare, and family cames back and he instantly ditched me

[@iamnottuv616]

Kratos “ATHENA YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS”

[@PabloHernandez-gl5ij]

I guess Athena really didn't mind being carried around like a child in Hercules arms so much so that she fell asleep like a baby.☺️

[@JayJayM57]

to be fair she was born in armor and came out looking for a fight. so chances are she never got carried.

[@cachalotreal]

⁠@@JayJayM57yes and so are computers born for yellow table so nile river past tomorrow

[@JayJayM57]

@@cachalotreal pass the huka

[@Mathew-cj7yd]

​@@JayJayM57 and an adult, so even less of a chance

[@FynO1]

Wholesome thing is, Athena has nothing to do with lightning. That means Zeus was ready to strike this man the second he put his daughter down.

[@Iron8127]

Zeus, the unexpected wingman?

[@alessiozaccarini8904]

​​​@@Iron8127 Zeus ships Athena and Hercules! Zeus: *YOU PUT HER DOWN AND I BURN YOU ALIVE!* .... Good now kiss

[@Monkey.D.Luffy-j1l]

W Zeus

[@kenshi1960]

Athena is honestly adorable in this hehe

[@LeBucie]

"ATHENA! I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER! I AM THE GOD OF WAR!"

[@greycryoclasm1350]

Athena would bring you the worst fate a mortal could conceive just by you accidentally walking in on her putting her sandals on.

[@ingenparks]

Nah, that's Artemis. I still wouldn't risk it with Athena, though. Greek gods be cray-cray.

[@MinhNguyen-pk9qk]

​@ingenparks Oh, come on, what is the worst thing she could do to you?

[@ilyte1]

​​@@MinhNguyen-pk9qkchallenge you to a game of chess until you win.

[@MinhNguyen-pk9qk]

@@ilyte1 Doesn't sound too bad. What's the worst part

[@ilyte1]

@@MinhNguyen-pk9qk do you know how long you would have to be playing and losing? She's basically hit you with the Doctor strange "Dormamu I've come to bargain"

[@SniperHW]

Congratulations sir you are now married to Athena goddess of wisdom and warfare

[@R4yj4ck]

Congratulations! Your new job for life is “Athena carrier”

[@rinkamikikuzu9104]

i don't think they would let him stay in hades for long

[@annhentaiuser6658]

Kratos: That's hell you're walking into, boy. Trust me, I know...

[@leflamewolf]

Knowing her origin story this is probably the first time ever Athena was ever held like an infant, so I can understand why she doesn’t want to be put down. For those who don’t know, because of holy shenanigans Zeus was the one who gave birth to Athena years after her due date by literally splitting his head open in response to an incredible headache, which resulted in a fully grown up Athena popping out of his skull.

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

Athena would not admit it, but she was so happy to be held like a newly wedded wife.

[@IndianTroller974]

0:48 "ATHENA! I AM THE GOD OF WAR!"

[@Frenzy_Ice]

I like this version more where they actually have proper accents

[@GoldenC00kr]

“And thats how I met your father”- athena

[@KrawmKruach]

I DID NOT SAY TO PUT ME DOWN MORTAL hahahaha even the goddess Athena appreciates a good princess carry.

[@smorphous8928]

Who knew Hercules had such comfortable hands 😂

[@pinedragon5398]

The level of neglect you have to go through to let a grown man THAT YOU HAVE NEVER MET hold you like a baby and you fall asleep is absolutely CRAZY my dudes

[@alensight5569]

🗿

[@Snt1_]

Assuming that IS Heracles, then they are family

[@pinedragon5398]

@@Snt1_still bro

[@daindreska8206]

Gods don't usually have much to fear from mortals, so it's understandable that she might have her guard down.

[@pinedragon5398]

@@daindreska8206 Well for one she’s the goddess of war and wisdom so I don’t think she’s letting her guard down (BUT THAT IS SOLID LOGIC OTHERWISE). But also, gods ironically don’t typically like non-consensual touching from mortals. You know, because we’re lesser beings to them. Literally cattle they have to look after. But again, still absolutely solid logic otherwise on your part.

[@elishaschoonover8914]

I guess even Athena wants to be pampered every once in awhile.

[@redactedcookies5360]

I mean, Athena was in Zues's head until she popped out as a adult, so she never got held in general, so the sensation of pure comfort of finally being able to be completely off the ground exept for the arms of her holder is probably something she would want to savor until she had to get off.

[@waffle6454]

Athena was so mad that Zeus detected it and helped emphasize it.

[@cameronrhodes1101]

In his Lore, he literally held up the world from Atlas.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

This, my friends, is how you accidentally end up in a relationship with a Greek goddess.

[@95Titanium]

I love how the title suggests Athena is a goddess of lifting and was expecting some serious gym workout action.

[@pitioti]

"Ships are girl you know ?" French, Spanish and Portugese peoples: **LE GASP** NO ! IT'S A BOY !!

[@mrmason23]

Based on Naval traditions, usually all ships pronouns are girls. As for the three examples you gave, the word which refers to ships in French and Spanish are both feminine and masculine (which exception in french where the bigger the ship then masculine is used). As for Portuguese the word for it originated from "Navis" or "Naves" from latin and those words are considered feminine.

[@Priste441]

Well in spanish no boats are girls pretty much every times Most famous example: La pinta, La niña (that one literally means "little girl") and La santa María, the three ships that the spanish Kings gave to Cristóbal Colón for his travel to India (América)

[@MattCaliber]

Athena likes to be princess carried. Who knew?

[@tiercel5561]

Apollo would, but he wouldn't dare tell anyone else for fear of eternal damnation or at least being used to keep Hades company for a few millenia.

[@Kartik.ggez69]

"ATHENA IM THE GOD OF WAR 🗣🗣🗣😾:"

[@Sh1zle703]

ATHENA I AM THE GOD OF WAR!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Couchiestpotato]

I like how the “hair” on the helmet reacts to athena’s reactions, really cute detail

[@jaquanmiller2526]

I wonder if my 2nd sci-fi character, Michael, would meet some allies in Greek mythology in the future.

[@johnnyrider1182]

Fun Fact, Athena was only born from Zeus' cracked skull because he ATE Athena's mom in an attempt to dodge a prophecy that if she lived to have a 2nd kid, he'd overthrow Zeus like he did Kronos and Kronos did Oranauos.

[@xaracen7207]

the helmet fuzz acting like cat ears omfg.

[@AGuy-s4e]

Athena is actually a virgin goddess that has swarn off love

[@inkyboiyt]

“And son that’s how me and your mom met”

[@alessiozaccarini8904]

Hercules son: ..... Dad mum is in killer mod..... Hercules: shit... RUN Athena: HERCULES!!!

[@nickb_050]

ATHENA, I HAVE COME TO AVENGE MY-

[@wallyhackenslacker]

That moment when you realize he had to pull down the moon closer to him first in order to lift it.

[@jakevex4198]

I'm pretty sure Athena is the last person he's going to be dealing with because Artemis is going to kick his ass

[@jacobjordan3962]

How so?

[@jakevex4198]

@@jacobjordan3962 it's Athena she's constantly carrying around a spear

[@jacobjordan3962]

@jakevex4198 What does that have to with Artmemis attacking Heracles?

[@DansamdanielSampayan]

"The moon is a girl too" Sokka:you got that right🥴

[@jamesplayzreviews]

Aw ain’t this wholesome, Hercules (or Heracles for those who are very heavily defensive over the Greek myth) holding his older half-sister Athena (or older sister depending on the myth)

[@Waterishloki100]

"ATHENA! I AM THE GOD OF WAR!" -Kravetoes

[@PajamaPantsStudios]

At first I was like “damnit, more incest ship baiting” then I realized this was Greek mythology, so it’s fitting.

[@mrplant4939]

0:45 ATHENA I AM THE GOD OF WAR

[@SaltAndAluminum]

Everyone loves this comic

[@error8119]

look at wat his girlfriend did. flirted with him and now he’s stuck carrying a goddess for eternity

[@shadowmeme5251]

A princess carry nap sounds fun

[@IndigoStorm27]

Oh no. Athena is a tsundere.

[@kaushikmondal4032]

"ATHENAAAAA.... I AM HERE... THE SON OF ZEUS.... THE GOD OF WAR... "

[@darkraven5106]

I mean, Hercules once had to hold up the sky on his shoulders, so yeah pretty sure he could lift most things.

[@Azurite_da.hindu_boy]

I loved his accent, "of course i could, you are a girl, i could lift any girl!"

[@LocalWeirdo-je4du]

I like the Idea that Athena's eyebrows are perpetually arched, even in sleep.

[@lancesans1466]

he is the only one that actually survived and lived to tell the tale unlike others who tried

[@happyhippoeaters4261]

What a clever punishment, though, I would expect nothing less of a Being who's whole thing is wisdom

[@DaNiceGuy]

0:26 atlas after that scene: “I guess I need to lift not only sky”

[@amizec6080]

ATHENA,I AM THE GOD OF WAR

[@MattNotFat]

Athena's vow of abstinence takes its toll at some point.

[@a-aa8539]

Gorlock the Destroyer begs to differ

[@GoodFebruarian]

Me Gorlock, eat Athena now !

[@oblivion5390]

not a girl

[@HiddenAlien1113]

Hmm. I find this wholesome. Good job whoever made this

[@channelgoingthroughdevelop1668]

The peak male physique, such a high level that even a goddess does not complain when in contact with it.

[@Prorico123]

Her: Can you lift garlock the destroyer Him: *sighs* fine.. you win

[@IVTheWanderer777]

Pick her back up mortal 😂!

[@Funny_Stufficus]

Bro rizzed up a freakin god by picking her up 😂

[@ASquared544]

The better question is how he acquired the moon and Athena in the first place

[@MatthewInAFryingPan]

Legend has it, he is the first and only person to have Athena rizzed up like that

[@KrheanosIsland]

I don't tyank she goy "rizzed"

[@headhunter1541]

Hercules and Kratos: Stand pround. You're strong

[@bimekmegi5413]

Kratos: Stand proud Hercules. You're strong

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

For what I learned from Red(OSP), Athena would just be confused and ask if this was a tactic of war. But yeah I can see she would choose buff arms over a Pantheon mason throne to nap on

[@TristanEvans-y6c]

ATHENA! I AM THE GOD OF WAR