The things it can cut...

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Music:
-"Rigid Paradise" Ten Desires
-The dancing zombie theme from 'Plants Vs Zombies' by PopCap, which is more or less Michael Jackson's "Thriller", God rest his soul.
-I don't know the title. It plays before a boss battle though in 'The Genius of Sappheiros' by Strawberry Bose
-"Kaidan no Kyoufu" Lucky Star
-"Stop What You Are Doing" Portal
-"Luigi's Mansion Theme" Luigi's Mansion
-"Our Hisou Tensoku" Hisoutensoku
-Benny Hill Theme
Audio belongs to their respective creators/owners.