Lil bro thinks he's the zookeeper (The Bazaar)

[@TheDocperian]

Chat: "Just don't play a buy/sell build" Man who sold his silver Atlatl for a bronze beast: "You have to play what you get, this is not a meta force game"

[@locust765]

And then proceeds to not buy or sell any items

[@blockbleak8040]

The market forces are at work. The market forces you to buy and sell.

[@burning0951]

he need money coz of ass gumball but doesnt sell property worth 100gold that only give 1k hp, with 100gold u can get more than 1k hp plus scale other item also llama and dog isnt that good if u cant get cd red or haste item, its better to go other build and hes to lazy to pivot lmao

[@Jaco9307]

@@burning0951 honestly even just not spending money on chocolate and not skipping shops all the time might have been enough to get there, but yeah keeping pawn shop and investing in income while on lethal is certainly a move

[@somedudethatwatches7834]

​@@locust765There is no way you were seeing what I was seeing. If my guy had gold it was gone almost immediately.

[@youacc1302]

Heartbreaking: Man with crippling chocolate addiction attempts to run buy/sell build

[@nicolasvidal92]

It's called being a Chocoholic

[@marbitoszb]

I have never played this game but I love when he shits on Dooley Nation.

[@someonefromsomewhere1009]

Preach

[@mcgoo721]

He hate us because he ain't us

[@jordanleighton6893]

I’m surprised to see literally nobody commenting on him having the release date of Shrek 2, a movie he hasn’t seen, memorized

[@nickwhitegames]

He is the Cinema Enjoyer, after all.

[@sonarchy5158]

He hasn't seen Shrek 2 !?

[@friendlyplayer92]

Honestly, just normal NL 😂❤

[@adam-petrovic]

did you not watch his cine2nerdle, this is not at all surprising

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

He's just saving himself. When Luna is like 7-12, he'll be forced to watch every Disney/DreamWorks joint he got too old for.

[@weitergeo]

- It's a ten piece. Looks inside: 38 minutes run.

[@sonarchy5158]

Must be a speedrun

[@SkullerEU]

@@sonarchy5158You just gave me a genuine flashback from reading this, I loved those Isaac video comment sections

[@Xenomnipotent]

They paint their ships red with a sense of purpose. They are playing at their residence. The head is soaring.

[@gwcolnaghi]

i am the angry puffer

[@ReFrostByte]

Oh no, it is the Monitor Lizard. Take action regarding that Dooley.

[@FigglebottomBoy]

This sounds like the ramblings of a crackhead

[@FlozzSD]

Holy callback

[@superfactorial5717]

relax ill handle it

[@frug_mungen]

Hes walking in straight lines with this one

[@callummcneill6266]

All ball, no cannon

[@sonate7]

19:39 a prison guard refusing to accept that the convict had escaped

[@jordanleighton6893]

+2

[@Galaxy-zh5wq]

+2

[@boyxgamer]

I want you to know this is the easiest +2 I've ever given in my life

[@jordanleighton6893]

Spending nearly 30 gold on chocolate bars then not buying enchanted or upgrade items late successfully turned me into a type A chatter until I had a snickers

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

I like being a Type A chatter. I get justification for being so, more often than a Type B chatter does.

[@gakulon]

@@deetsitmeisterjd Plus, being a type A chatter comes with a built-in pog rollercoaster when he stumbles into an amazing winning synergy that completely saves him from disaster

[@octave38]

(type A) NL is so income pilled man, the dude buys a +3 income item for 16 coins on day 10 while lethal

[@jordanleighton6893]

You wouldn’t get it lol

[@federalwhippingboy]

Winners don't plan for failure.

[@daveclarke1990]

It's called grindset

[@aureus79]

Its about setting an example for the youth to get their money up you wouldn't get it

[@WikiED]

He lost to the gumball machine eating 2 gold an hour. NL has a sugar addiction with all the gumballs and chocolate bars.

[@Immersed94]

The man needs an intervention on his spending on chocolate bars. It has to stop

[@duncanw3861]

am i crazy or is this man obsessed with chocolate bars far beyond their usefulness

[@greysonmiller9407]

Bro is practically Augustus Gloop

[@Jaco9307]

its been annoying me since like the second bazaar video that he keeps buying them, its been so long now and he still keeps doing it. he will literally complain about not being able to afford stuff and then spend money on chocolate right after. its so dire man

[@insertnamehere6227]

The worst is when he passes up free max health from a level up only to spend gold on chocolates that are 1/5 as effective

[@paczaaj3219]

​@@insertnamehere6227 in his defense, sometimes he does it to buff the dog though

[@Porpyu]

@@paczaaj3219 Orrrrr he could go to any shop to both buy and sell to upgrade the dog and the beast

[@jessie4351]

"I hate this pig man" after he tries to force a 23rd beast of burden run in a row

[@ihave2cows]

"I just find vanessa more fun, buy/sell is annoying" >forces buy/sell on vanessa every time "dont play buy/sell? you gotta play what you get man" >has thrown on every single value generation option There's a lesson in here, guys. It's okay to say you enjoy winning. Just admit it. Take the spike pill, you'll enjoy life more.

[@sonate7]

15:47 hector when hank asks him for information on his nephew’s associates

[@dopwop553]

+2

[@grimriot2]

34:00 getting offered a poison enchant there was wack but quick tip, enchanting something also increases it's value and you had a property that scaled off value, could've enchanted that to get more max hp maybe but the run was kinda cooked already, needed something better than a poison enchant there.

[@Dazbii]

28:13 "Double your income (12)" vs "Double the value of your leftmost item (75)" 🤔

[@ZoeEvelynHart]

Sorry you don't like challenge runs. Your loss.

[@convoyxd]

Not all eggs are the readler I’m afraid

[@dashroshell6533]

We’re pig build guys, of course we take the beast of burden

[@mouseman225]

Dude needs to quit latching onto gumball machine. Burning 2 gold per hour when his income is only like 20 per day. That's why he has to keep passing up all the good shops later in the run.

[@mcgoo721]

Yeah but it sort of worked that one time so to him it's good every time

[@dletethis]

Gumball machine is actually cracked when it's gold or diamond, the problem here is spending 70 gold per run on chocolate

[@Digging_Ma]

9:43 9-year-old me after my Slowpoke evolved

[@kevinjockey12]

“We don’t use paint.” Why not?

[@alexpetrov5461]

His father was in the lead paint trade, he has seen first hand what it does to people.

[@Bigmanwithlargehands]

Consider that not all Jaballians have red shit

[@gothenmosph5151]

​@@alexpetrov5461damn did his dad get cancer or something?

[@scrumsquiddlyumptious4095]

my type a chatter moment was when he didn't double the value of his pawn shop that would have given him like 50% more health. BUT It's a youtube video and I'll be pogging in chat just the same

[@daveclarke1990]

In awe of this man restarting the game less than a minute into the video for multiple videos in a row

[@takaroth]

what do you want the editor to do, edit the video? cmon son he aint getting paid for that

[@shinwaffle767]

intentionally done just so he can swear sooner in the video

[@SikGamer70]

Buy me, double me and sell me to the next guy

[@Thad-Dunkems]

Him selling the Atlatl early hurt my soul.

[@PlaceBotox]

You can pry Beast of Burden from Eggs cold dead hands. (Obsessed with the llama.)

[@framblayt9783]

28:50 pure silence and then he is going crazy for some blue gumballs man is obsessed with blue gumballs.

[@DustyLizard85]

38 minute Bazaar video? I'm sorry for the loss.

[@BeaPolits]

his fear of dying for fat related illnesses gets to him so bad lmao i know so many more fat old people than skinny old people

[@RankSpot]

I thought The Bazaar content was done, thank god another banger dropped

[@BunnyOnASnuman]

At the time you wrote that comment, the last bazaar video was AN HOUR AGO

[@RankSpot]

@BunnyOnASnuman WE NEED MORE, JERRY

[@Crunchy_93]

Mom, my comfort streamer is wearing the brown jacket again.

[@greyaiden228]

NL being happy prospero knows his name was kinda awesome

[@MrRazzeldazzel88]

When he didn’t take silk and keep the gumballs in the stash…

[@ineptist]

The beast of burden focus works but not if you NEVER BUY ANYTHINGaaaaaaa

[@wavewithus4081]

I want to play this game so bad 😮 haven't played any game in 2+ years so this one might pull me back into the scene

[@spenciul8123]

all paint, no red

[@kevinsun7617]

Yerp

[@ThisHandleIsAlreadyTaken839]

We're NL guys of course we show up 1 min after the vid is uploaded

[@pipersniper123]

2:56 That fly sound had me looking around.

[@joshnoble07]

Bonnie Tyler deserves more from us than just "I am 36 years old"

[@average_water_enjoyer]

Been refreshing for hours

[@boyxgamer]

Every game like this, Buy/Sell whispers in NL's ear like the dang Green Goblin mask

[@bistrobmusic]

“Guaranteed 10-piece” - sees that there are less than 9 minutes left in the video

[@Joe__M]

Spandel Ballet reference is crazy I live for those

[@bixdugan8300]

Gumball machine is a crazy resource drain it feels like.

[@1Henrink]

The shirt of thing is so weird to hear in a tropical country. Most people here would be fine with anyone without shirt

[@expresionless953]

1:48 lil bro, shrek 1 is older than the fellowship or the ring

[@jordanleighton6893]

9:38 Usain Bolt as he’s in a race with me

[@Jude-yk9uc]

+1 i guess

[@timturner7609]

1:29 what does "eunuch horn" mean?

[@SikGamer70]

It's Dooleys all the way down.

[@jayleno2192]

Whenever they release a 4th character who scales based on chocolate and gumballs, NL is going to be rank 1.

[@LaserStorm117]

30:41 Northernlion sends his regards

[@kokosan09]

I already watched this live, so I can be sure in the knowlegde that it won't be a feverish hallucination like the previous episode!

[@igorpawowski9470]

MAN I WAS BUTTERDAWG 😭😭😭😭

[@justinrose5515]

Mark my words, this man will become a dooley addict.

[@thisismypassionprojext]

2 in a row?! silent watchers like me are quietly accepting to learn how bazaar works once fire 20 is done

[@misterprofessor5038]

Built in, I'm afraid.

[@DavidLodgeclassof]

25:00 Kingston posting

[@andrewyacobucci5054]

He had the money in his pawn shop to replace it from one of the merchants items

[@connorclose3084]

to every dooley player who adds another monitor lizard build to the pvp pool- your transgression has been noted in a manner that is congruent with what is appropriate.

[@ComradeRumHam]

Gotta do what you gotta do for ranked chests fam

[@connorclose3084]

@@ComradeRumHamnah I don’t actually mind, I just wanted to attempt a dooley/duly noted pun

[@IMadeUpKear]

I guarantee that friend's dad only put pants on for other people.

[@LunaticTickBoom]

The no shirt at home or in the yard etc is straight up me. I guess I’m NL’s grandpa

[@derpaboopderp1286]

Not all jaballians buy sell

[@robmack519]

unironically using the pawn shop at the end hurt my sensibilities. as if 100 gold is only worth 1000 health. on a level up you get a 25hp to 1g exchange rate. use that as you baseline to realize a silver pawn shop is just a piggy bank.

[@gergelyhalasz3225]

all long no john

[@LBandCOOLJ]

Type A's when they see another beast of burden build 7:35

[@I2ed3ye]

I think I must shop at the same stores as NL because the vending machines out front never have any chocolate bars or gumballs

[@quitus9215]

It's a groundhog build everybody

[@nullptr5740]

the restartler

[@kamelontti3926]

Buy me, sell me

[@admkbldwn]

ok but does pawn shop give its benefit from the inventory like most items?

[@timurbeisekeyev9878]

the game looks amazing. It sucks to live in a third world country. The Bazaar costs 15% of my salary, and it is very hard to decide whether I want to eat or play in the bazaar.

[@joegarbage5908]

it comes out free fairly soon!

[@timurbeisekeyev9878]

@@joegarbage5908 Yeah, I know, someday next month. my impulsive ass may not be able to handle it.

[@joegarbage5908]

@@timurbeisekeyev9878 i hear that

[@ComradeRumHam]

I have a referral code if you want it bro, I bought it without knowing my friend had already done so and got a referral code so I have a free one that I’m not going to use

[@geraldvanlaar]

@@ComradeRumHam Hey brother if theres no reply I would like to put my name in the hat for Code🙏

[@lordquenntillieusiii9250]

In the Men in Black trilogy 3rd is the best and 2nd is the worst which is a rare archetype for a trilogy

[@solokiou5602]

Nah man, two days in a row without a STS video is crazy

[@Erteblomst]

we're starving out here

[@tenesinsixtiliev]

35:00 “we’re not losing on the next one” video length 38:00 😂😂😂

[@mcgoo721]

Hes really bad at video games but hes right about the Beatles and Stones I'll give him that

[@MrGuySenpai]

Not ALL jaballians are jobbers, you know.

[@anth_genious]

LaBronze Dog

[@JoshTruff]

I don't know a single person who has ever used Twitter in my real life. I can't tell if it just didnt take off in canada or it just shows that at some point in my life I used to be a normie.

[@adrienhirtz2788]

Why restart the game early ?😊

[@szephyr]

Hey guys I’m new to NL stuff, let me know if I got this down: +2, stay pegged, me when ___, some profound philosophizing over the weirdest fucking game I’ve ever seen.

[@zolopane117]

13:21 me, an American, after seeing the results of the last election

[@hhehe24]

ok

[@TheKreativity]

understandable

[@dxcibel7772]

yeah

[@TheKreativity]

@@dxcibel7772 of course

[@SireBohemas]

May I inquire about such a piece of clothing that looks quite fashionable on you sir?

[@dryice345]

5:15 false

[@Bluebayou42]

Bro I’m bald too this shit sucks

[@framblayt9783]

do you own a garbage disposal?

[@99xPotions]

*Spoilers* Doesn't even get Bronze Victory.

[@CountFab]

No banter in the comment?

[@yujiyujix]

hi tomo

[@attention_shopping]

xdddd

[@RosemaryCemetery]

anyone else kinda sick of pyg

[@BugcatcherWayo]

I would like to see something other than Dog or Llama, but as somebody just trying to get into the game myself I don't fault NL. It's a lot easier to see how these items scale and they are in a lot of ways more flexible than the typical options for pyg.

[@RosemaryCemetery]

@@BugcatcherWayo I just think pyg is boring to watch, might be fun to play but 800 items with the same "equal to this items value" gimmick means the entire run plays identically, buy and sell everything you find, big number might be big enough might not be big enough, its not like say, vanessa where a boring item like katana has cascading effects on other items in her pool

[@Jaco9307]

i am a bit but idk if its just cause of how NL plays it, forcing beast of burden and dog even when it sucks is kinda rough to watch

[@Nikowo1610]

It's just that nl currently only has two pyg items that he bases his entire run around,

[@BugcatcherWayo]

@@RosemaryCemetery thinking about it some more I totally agree. It's a buy sell cycle for a lot of the builds and it's not actually an enjoyable watching experience.

[@jovarus]

Shrek 2 sucks. They should have left the masterpiece alone without sequels.