LIL' TIMMYBOT WAS ALLERGIC TO TOMATOES - Job Simulator VR #5

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CaptainSauce

CaptainSauce

6 жыл бұрын

As a gourmet chef, my restaurant only serves the finest cookie soups and bread smoothies.
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@cyberslayer5340
@cyberslayer5340 Жыл бұрын
Sauce: *sees a happy couple* Also Sauce: *Beams them in the head with a mug*
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse Жыл бұрын
Based activities
@Ectovr
@Ectovr 6 ай бұрын
😂
@DaBrotatoes272
@DaBrotatoes272 4 жыл бұрын
Reasons why I like captainsauce 1: he doesn’t act desperate for views and over excited. 2: he is negative to annoying characters. 3: He hates job bot
@claireleibel7106
@claireleibel7106 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget he does the dumb things we all want to do and actually gets results
@luckyloke5971
@luckyloke5971 2 жыл бұрын
Remember, he is hilarious, and often without even trying. (I apologize if my english is bad)
@lucasmather5932
@lucasmather5932 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@VoidedWishes425
@VoidedWishes425 2 жыл бұрын
3. Is my favorite
@mehrabishaan7473
@mehrabishaan7473 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@postonian425
@postonian425 2 жыл бұрын
“So that’s my life savings in a blender.” -Captain Sauce
@TheAdhdGaming
@TheAdhdGaming Жыл бұрын
savings sauce
@Modzev
@Modzev Жыл бұрын
Lol
@damonnguyen509
@damonnguyen509 Жыл бұрын
@@TheAdhdGaminggold sauce* 0
@leeledyke
@leeledyke Ай бұрын
Liquefied gold? *Dr horrible intensifies*
@williamgarnett4079
@williamgarnett4079 3 жыл бұрын
Little timmy: "there's tomatoes in here!" Captainsauce: *laughs maniacally*
@lunathearcticwolf
@lunathearcticwolf 2 жыл бұрын
I like how you have patrick from spongebob as your profile pic
@parkerhopper6800
@parkerhopper6800 2 жыл бұрын
That icon fits perfectly with this comment
@lunathearcticwolf
@lunathearcticwolf 2 жыл бұрын
@@parkerhopper6800 agreed🤣😂
@EquilRoomProductions
@EquilRoomProductions 2 жыл бұрын
I think everyone has tried to kill little timmy
@lunathearcticwolf
@lunathearcticwolf 2 жыл бұрын
@@EquilRoomProductions rip
@NoodleSplat
@NoodleSplat 4 жыл бұрын
Timmy: I’m allergic to warmth Summer: I’m bout to end this kids whole career
@jamesbarr6842
@jamesbarr6842 4 жыл бұрын
@Memer joe mama 21 Timmy: I'm allergic to warmth Bed cover: I'm bout to end this kids whole career
@thegraycat9002
@thegraycat9002 4 жыл бұрын
@Memer joe mama 21 same thing
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 жыл бұрын
vivian lol yeah and why lol in your name
@Hello-om5ec
@Hello-om5ec 4 жыл бұрын
Summer: I’m ‘bouta end the kid’s whole -career- life
@thegraycat9002
@thegraycat9002 4 жыл бұрын
@@rainyday9178 because it can be
@therawringdog6754
@therawringdog6754 4 жыл бұрын
Bot: will you marry me Captain sauce in the back ground: mug ta head time boi
@rares_a9226
@rares_a9226 3 жыл бұрын
Heh
@sundraholly4942
@sundraholly4942 3 жыл бұрын
Just bot
@crystaljacob176
@crystaljacob176 3 жыл бұрын
Hah ha ha hahaha ha ha
@Warhammerfan667
@Warhammerfan667 3 жыл бұрын
When I played that I can't remember but I think I just drank wine and then threw it at them
@lunathearcticwolf
@lunathearcticwolf 2 жыл бұрын
It's kind of like boot to the head but you just throw a mug at somebody or at a robot
@asbjrnskirnisson733
@asbjrnskirnisson733 4 жыл бұрын
Game: you can choose what ever ingriedients Captainsauce: *B R E A D*
@morgannpeckham4319
@morgannpeckham4319 3 жыл бұрын
Bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread
@Mary-sy7kt
@Mary-sy7kt 3 жыл бұрын
bred bred
@kingab3playz88
@kingab3playz88 3 жыл бұрын
You have my same picture but blue!
@headshotdeal7217
@headshotdeal7217 3 жыл бұрын
Bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread
@littlepea1540
@littlepea1540 3 жыл бұрын
LAURENS BREAD CAFE
@monarchbutterflies6905
@monarchbutterflies6905 4 жыл бұрын
"It's like working with stupid robots" Job Bot: Am I a joke to you? Captain sauce: Yes
@kfscas
@kfscas 3 жыл бұрын
Job bot: *understandable, have a nice day*
@emilythedragon4658
@emilythedragon4658 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bettypennystone5296
@bettypennystone5296 3 жыл бұрын
yesh yesh yesh yesh yesh no
@michellef648
@michellef648 2 жыл бұрын
maybe
@alliesgalaxy8644
@alliesgalaxy8644 3 жыл бұрын
“my sandwich feels more heavier than usual” “it’s the raw steak” “i wonder if there’s something different inside?” “yea it’s uncooked”
@ttvrobbed4976
@ttvrobbed4976 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed
@pinkiepig4719
@pinkiepig4719 2 жыл бұрын
That is what he said, yea
@scottowens1200
@scottowens1200 2 жыл бұрын
That's how u get food poisoning
@Vetro-the-introvert
@Vetro-the-introvert Жыл бұрын
“You shouldn’t have named him because you’ll only get attached” Legend has it im still laughing 5 years later
@juggernog_bestperkyt2465
@juggernog_bestperkyt2465 4 жыл бұрын
He’s allergic to warmth? Then you shouldn’t have named him cause you’ll just got attached I’m still laughing 10 minutes later
@melissalynn6900
@melissalynn6900 2 жыл бұрын
I feel you
@jackgeorge9478
@jackgeorge9478 2 жыл бұрын
My fifteenth time watching the series, still gets me
@e.q.s1137
@e.q.s1137 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, really. How does one be allergic to WARMTH. You get an allergic reaction from EXISTING let alone touching someone
@jellymicayla5291
@jellymicayla5291 2 жыл бұрын
Fr. How did he live long enough to get out of the womb.
@shannonbrook3250
@shannonbrook3250 2 жыл бұрын
@@jellymicayla5291 would robots even have wombs?
@melonbois188
@melonbois188 3 жыл бұрын
13:33 is nobody else gonna talk about how the "smut magazine" is also a white liquid once blended
@97_dust
@97_dust 2 жыл бұрын
Uh
@lunathearcticwolf
@lunathearcticwolf 2 жыл бұрын
The magazine is basically paper so I guess that'd make sense that it'd be white when blended up
@katrinachampon2400
@katrinachampon2400 2 жыл бұрын
@@lunathearcticwolf I forgot about that
@melonbois188
@melonbois188 2 жыл бұрын
@@katrinachampon2400 yes this is my other account which is my main one
@jackgeorge9478
@jackgeorge9478 2 жыл бұрын
That aint paper in the blender
@xxcandycornxx8255
@xxcandycornxx8255 4 жыл бұрын
I literally internally screamed " HOW CAN YOU BE ALLERGIC TO WARMTH?! "
@loganfowles8689
@loganfowles8689 3 жыл бұрын
Y s ame
@goldenpro4421
@goldenpro4421 2 жыл бұрын
Thats possibly what he eternally screamed
@thatonet9787
@thatonet9787 2 жыл бұрын
I wondered how he was still alive
@Xavi_1299
@Xavi_1299 2 жыл бұрын
@@loganfowles8689 ame translated to soul
@CJ_1406
@CJ_1406 Жыл бұрын
I mean there are people who are allergic to sunlight. But since Timmy is a robot, then it's confusing.
@burghelyaficionado9567
@burghelyaficionado9567 4 жыл бұрын
The point when he started laughing about putting tomatoes in the pizza is the point where it all started to make sense. This video is the origin story of the janitor from kindergarten.
@somedudewithinternetlol4398
@somedudewithinternetlol4398 4 жыл бұрын
Me: sees captainsauce cook cookie soup. Also me: I ' L L. T A K E. Y O U R. E N T I R E. S T O C K
@aperturescienceguy2737
@aperturescienceguy2737 3 жыл бұрын
Delicious cookie soup
@NinjaBray
@NinjaBray 3 жыл бұрын
don't forget the potato
@beybladekinggaming6464
@beybladekinggaming6464 Жыл бұрын
69 likes. Nice
@catsareyes6446
@catsareyes6446 3 жыл бұрын
“I did not expect that explode on your face, dude.” -CaptainSauce
@kylem4472
@kylem4472 2 жыл бұрын
That is the most "that's what she said" quote ever😂
@Phoenix_King208
@Phoenix_King208 10 ай бұрын
​@@kylem4472what he said*
@HJKL-hu1ny
@HJKL-hu1ny 10 ай бұрын
He said that right as I got to your comment, dude!
@TheRizzardOfOzIII
@TheRizzardOfOzIII 3 жыл бұрын
PewDiePie: "Can I put it in the bucket?" CaptainSauce: "Can I blend it?"
@Donut_Flame
@Donut_Flame 3 жыл бұрын
No and No?
@meowmazing
@meowmazing 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe and yes
@Wolvestome
@Wolvestome 2 жыл бұрын
All of the above
@ukgigs3950
@ukgigs3950 2 жыл бұрын
B R E A D
@edgarwilliamafton
@edgarwilliamafton 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@TheMapBot
@TheMapBot 3 жыл бұрын
“why cant i splash you with boiling hot water?!” Rei Todoroki: *atleast you tried*
@ChildProtectionService
@ChildProtectionService 3 жыл бұрын
*shoto running for his life*
@alexprogamez6165
@alexprogamez6165 2 жыл бұрын
I read this comment right as he said that lol
@Bestgamer-ck1nw
@Bestgamer-ck1nw 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@BlackdragonTheShadow
@BlackdragonTheShadow 2 жыл бұрын
Once again I want to know why is it that almost every Genshin impact profile picture I’ve seen on KZbin have them as a McDonald’s employee
@TheMapBot
@TheMapBot 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlackdragonTheShadowwe are broke
@happydemmoman
@happydemmoman 4 жыл бұрын
"You shouldn't have bothered naming him, you'll only get attached." YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO CREMATE HER!
@mrcephalopod
@mrcephalopod Жыл бұрын
Poor Timmy bot is going to have an allergic reaction to that burn
@phoenixmaster6818
@phoenixmaster6818 4 жыл бұрын
Sauce with four bread slices: im pretty sure this is as gluten as it gets. me: has flashback of laurenzside's 25 sliced bread sandwich with cookies
@thedude-inthewater
@thedude-inthewater 2 жыл бұрын
OMG yes!
@Xavi_1299
@Xavi_1299 2 жыл бұрын
Give that to a kid that's deadly allergic to gluten
@chomperboy4566
@chomperboy4566 5 жыл бұрын
18:55 did anyone else noticed they said "pizza" at the exact same time?
@myheartbelongstoobietrice2646
@myheartbelongstoobietrice2646 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Eclipse_101
@Eclipse_101 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that’s actually creepy 0-0
@familyhanson2531
@familyhanson2531 5 жыл бұрын
Ya
@mrslasher2954
@mrslasher2954 5 жыл бұрын
Funny af
@CoolAsIce-dy6to
@CoolAsIce-dy6to 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@loganwoodall6351
@loganwoodall6351 6 жыл бұрын
23:50 *maniacal laughter*
@cerealbutwarm2649
@cerealbutwarm2649 5 жыл бұрын
Yes but my fav part was 0:00 to 28:34
@deltawarrior2323
@deltawarrior2323 3 жыл бұрын
Man, he came prepared to 2020....and this was 2 years ago! Man immediately started washing his hands and everything!
@lukerosenberger1284
@lukerosenberger1284 4 жыл бұрын
"Perfect thats my life savings in a blender"
@leooakes3317
@leooakes3317 4 жыл бұрын
Who's life savings
@DerpysHyperfixations
@DerpysHyperfixations 4 жыл бұрын
Leo Oakes mine I’m talking that blender
@DerpysHyperfixations
@DerpysHyperfixations 4 жыл бұрын
I’m taking that blender.
@DerpysHyperfixations
@DerpysHyperfixations 4 жыл бұрын
Thatshapeshifrer 60 no it my blender I’m taking it with my powers
@adoptmekitsune
@adoptmekitsune 3 жыл бұрын
Blending a Blender In a Blender
@therawringdog6754
@therawringdog6754 4 жыл бұрын
Tim boi: I'm allergic to warmth Me: sun, I have to tell you somthing
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 жыл бұрын
The rawring dog me:your not good because a little botboy named Timmy is allergic to you. I’m not sorry to you. Life’s not fair sun. I know the problem is yours I don’t really care. Why Timmy
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 жыл бұрын
Me: rip everything you’re doing, go away sun, your going to be loved, but sadly you’re life is sad because of STUPID TIMMY, BUT HE WAS NOT GOOD,I still respect him and everyone I’m sorry sun I’m really sorry that I yelled,I’m truly sorry, but your trash sun
@jenniferhumphries4948
@jenniferhumphries4948 4 жыл бұрын
Was cool
@emmaismyname8197
@emmaismyname8197 5 жыл бұрын
heh heh heh heh heh “Eat up little Timmy. The human made it special for you!” HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH “There’s tomatos in here! I can taste it!” *HEH HEH HEH HEH*
@almondmew2570
@almondmew2570 5 жыл бұрын
1 thing: It's like *NEH HEH HEH!*
@ninjablaze2016
@ninjablaze2016 4 жыл бұрын
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEHEeeee..
@tfordham13
@tfordham13 4 жыл бұрын
HEH HEH HEH
@villagerofwisdom4199
@villagerofwisdom4199 4 жыл бұрын
The yMusical Gamer TMG
@liammaps2700
@liammaps2700 4 жыл бұрын
HEH HEH HEH... HAHAHA.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.... this had nothing to do with cap, I just laugh uncontrollably and I wanted attention. If you hate that, F**** you.
@CricetoFunni
@CricetoFunni 4 жыл бұрын
19:41 You could say, that went smoothie. I’ll see myself out.
@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ
@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ 4 жыл бұрын
No, come back in.
@Wolvestome
@Wolvestome 2 жыл бұрын
Alright come on back, you’ve been out for long enough
@CricetoFunni
@CricetoFunni 2 жыл бұрын
im back
@Wolvestome
@Wolvestome 2 жыл бұрын
@@CricetoFunni the god is back
@Xavi_1299
@Xavi_1299 2 жыл бұрын
Put him in cage he a joke monkey now
@noods1406
@noods1406 4 жыл бұрын
I swear, some of life’s best quotes come from Captainsauce.
@ultorfnv
@ultorfnv 5 жыл бұрын
15:34 "Am I drinking a tea bag right now?" Hmmmmmmmmm
@secilalpkaya6950
@secilalpkaya6950 4 жыл бұрын
I get it But i wish i didnt get it
@rodrigatorx2266
@rodrigatorx2266 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@cassandracohen1550
@cassandracohen1550 3 жыл бұрын
? Me no understand
@briannas601
@briannas601 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, I suck on teabags after I drink my tea, so...
@Average_mobileplayer
@Average_mobileplayer 3 жыл бұрын
I just got to that part
@krimpybob
@krimpybob 5 жыл бұрын
Jobbot: Mmm, just lik mombot used to make... Cap: Your mom bot was an idiot Best quote 2018
@joannadej330
@joannadej330 4 жыл бұрын
2019 for me
@SU-un1tf
@SU-un1tf 4 жыл бұрын
2069 to me
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 жыл бұрын
2019 for me
@jessiesversion
@jessiesversion 4 жыл бұрын
andrew exe the hedgehog is funtime golden sonic same
@jessiesversion
@jessiesversion 4 жыл бұрын
Joanna Dej same
@mariah_not_carey
@mariah_not_carey 2 жыл бұрын
“You shouldn’t have bothered naming him” 😂😂😂 I was not expecting to laugh so hard. Now I gotta get this game
@beybladekinggaming6464
@beybladekinggaming6464 Жыл бұрын
I love how you can hear cap try his hardest to not burst out laughing when he chucked a mug at the couple
@MariaGarcia-fj3bs
@MariaGarcia-fj3bs 5 жыл бұрын
When Captain threw the cup at the robot's girlfriend had me dead laughing😂
@Ectovr
@Ectovr 6 ай бұрын
Me too😂
@prince-of-water
@prince-of-water 5 жыл бұрын
9:56 "So if I wanna get the dry part of trumpets," True poetry.
@ajfthe4th257
@ajfthe4th257 3 жыл бұрын
I love the part we’re he throws the mug when he is proposing and just laughs
@carnium
@carnium 3 жыл бұрын
Why did Cap start laughing like Emperor Palpatine? XD 23:32
@dennisbuchanan1529
@dennisbuchanan1529 Жыл бұрын
No, that's the Janitor from the game Kindergarten.
@tamby_teeze
@tamby_teeze 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine if in real life while a man is proposing to his wife a cook just chucks a glass at the women.
@memebot4320
@memebot4320 5 жыл бұрын
Will you marry me? Yes!!!!! *Gets hit by wine glass* Do you propos- *gets hit by wine glass* Does not even eat good quality raw steak
@stephlmur76
@stephlmur76 5 жыл бұрын
Robert Johnson XDDDDDDDDDDDD
@John-gt4oi
@John-gt4oi 5 жыл бұрын
xD lol
@arcticjc5757
@arcticjc5757 5 жыл бұрын
Robert Johnson I would laugh to death
@stephlmur76
@stephlmur76 5 жыл бұрын
Robert Johnson omg!, my favorite part of this video!! 😂😂😂
@swiggityswonerr6005
@swiggityswonerr6005 6 жыл бұрын
Hey wait let me get this straight he's allergic to warmth. Is his father a block of ice, why would his mother be that lonely, and how would that even work, I'm scared now.
@joshuahorner1506
@joshuahorner1506 4 жыл бұрын
yeah i like you now
@ronalddossey7249
@ronalddossey7249 4 жыл бұрын
That's really confusing
@ginabak7283
@ginabak7283 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@springdude1165
@springdude1165 4 жыл бұрын
SCREW LOGIC!
@someoneonearthh
@someoneonearthh 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes..... but it deserves a like.... *sweats*
@vinnieharisson3274
@vinnieharisson3274 3 жыл бұрын
Captain sauce: tomatoes go good with everything The fridge: oh really now what about cheese
@BlackdragonTheShadow
@BlackdragonTheShadow 2 жыл бұрын
But isn’t cheese worth a lot in this world… seeing how cap was held at banana point for 4 pieces of it
@jellymicayla5291
@jellymicayla5291 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlackdragonTheShadow It was an excuse to make a very cheese-y joke. 🤣
@jellymicayla5291
@jellymicayla5291 2 жыл бұрын
-I hate myself- That was a good joke.
@qwertyuwu8174
@qwertyuwu8174 4 жыл бұрын
WHEN HE STARTED DRINKING THE TEA BAG I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT
@tps_zues376
@tps_zues376 4 жыл бұрын
27:15 I started dying of laughter
@user-ij8en3xf4j
@user-ij8en3xf4j 5 ай бұрын
Lol
@watermaker2.056
@watermaker2.056 4 жыл бұрын
"tomatoes go good with everything, including KZbin
@prefanon6006
@prefanon6006 4 жыл бұрын
A english breakfast is not complete without half of a tomato
@Graphical_Gamer
@Graphical_Gamer 3 жыл бұрын
Except little timmy
@charlierajca5392
@charlierajca5392 3 жыл бұрын
No not even KZbin it's especially KZbin
@headshotdeal7217
@headshotdeal7217 3 жыл бұрын
*throws tomato at youtube logo*
@anarchistidiot
@anarchistidiot 3 жыл бұрын
Cyanide does not go good with tomatoes
@Foxflyer11
@Foxflyer11 Жыл бұрын
Watching this 5 years later hits different I literally loved his videos still do
@neo_star_skid
@neo_star_skid Жыл бұрын
true
@SteampunkHorse
@SteampunkHorse Жыл бұрын
Sameee
@jaelongstaff229
@jaelongstaff229 3 жыл бұрын
23:50 his laugh 😂 and that’s why I’m still wactching
@Warden_Vtel
@Warden_Vtel 6 жыл бұрын
23:48 Careful there, Cap... next thing you know, you're working as a janitor in a kindergarten, bound by law to stay at least a mop's length away from small children
@Warden_Vtel
@Warden_Vtel 6 жыл бұрын
DilophasaurasPlays Yee
@faithscott8198
@faithscott8198 6 жыл бұрын
I see your point! Ha!
@faithscott8198
@faithscott8198 6 жыл бұрын
nice reference
@milliehanley1570
@milliehanley1570 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@billcipher3180
@billcipher3180 6 жыл бұрын
he kinda sounds like the soldier from tf2 and the defective turret from portal combined when he laughs
@radioactivian4412
@radioactivian4412 5 жыл бұрын
Allergic to warmth? Dont get too attached.
@bigripper350
@bigripper350 4 жыл бұрын
Its allergic to warmth? Dont bother naming him ur only going to get attached
@CoolAsIce-dy6to
@CoolAsIce-dy6to 4 жыл бұрын
What type of idiot would be allergic to warmth, I bet Timmy doesn’t play outside when it’s summer
@stoastisneverhere
@stoastisneverhere 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no. He died. Why did he die? I only put him outside for 30 minutes, it's not 70° though, it 120°. So why did he die?
@milkysoup7237
@milkysoup7237 4 жыл бұрын
When Timmy grows up he better get a antidote or else he won’t get to feel something warm big and juicy (insert Lenny face)
@croissantcookie9593
@croissantcookie9593 4 жыл бұрын
Vault boy why do I exist now
@lavendel6868
@lavendel6868 3 жыл бұрын
I like that he say "where's my cheese" in the kid voice
@winter6045
@winter6045 3 жыл бұрын
CS: Why can't I splash you with boiling hot water? me: Is Todoroki's mom in captain sauce?? Cause that sounds like a thing she would say.
@izzydavis4759
@izzydavis4759 5 жыл бұрын
“Why do you have to ruin all of my frun job not?” 😂
@theacegaming8972
@theacegaming8972 4 жыл бұрын
De4d_ly R0_SE stroke?
@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ
@ALLEPHZALLEPHZ 4 жыл бұрын
@@theacegaming8972 stroke.
@willarisgin9917
@willarisgin9917 6 жыл бұрын
timmy only noticed the tomato because he's a fan of captainsauce
@necromancer8725
@necromancer8725 5 жыл бұрын
Willa Risgin xd.
@juretokic1674
@juretokic1674 5 жыл бұрын
so true
@enzyblox
@enzyblox 5 жыл бұрын
Willa Risgin this deserves a pin
@DoctorTex
@DoctorTex 3 жыл бұрын
"When is it done?" It is done. "Oh, I think it's done" It's too done.
@l.do.everything
@l.do.everything 3 жыл бұрын
He just throws the cup at people having the best moment of their life. It just made my day. 27:10
@fr0st538
@fr0st538 5 жыл бұрын
Timmy didn’t want apple sauce he didn’t want tomatoe sauce he wanted captain sauce edit: WHY DOES THIS HAVE 200 LIKESSSS ITS A YEAR OLD
@jumpzoneisirish1606
@jumpzoneisirish1606 4 жыл бұрын
but captain sauce is a tomato
@lifeofriley2378
@lifeofriley2378 4 жыл бұрын
Uhh wav yes you’re right because his intro puts him as a tomato super hero
@lauraambriziene1922
@lauraambriziene1922 4 жыл бұрын
Timmy is alike for tomatos
@ahyesname5978
@ahyesname5978 4 жыл бұрын
oh no oh no CAPTAIN ABANDON THE SHIP TIMMY WILL EAT YOU
@erinharris7724
@erinharris7724 4 жыл бұрын
*Tomato
@scairk
@scairk 6 жыл бұрын
This is the highlight of my day everyday, coming home to your KZbin videos. I absolutely love your channel, and not only that but I love your commentary, it never fails to crack me up!
@benofthewild7765
@benofthewild7765 5 жыл бұрын
That me basically
@ohshit4860
@ohshit4860 4 жыл бұрын
Same!
@burnttoast1147
@burnttoast1147 3 жыл бұрын
Soon-to be couple: talking about the ring Cap: Throws cup at girl*
@geraldballinger6428
@geraldballinger6428 2 жыл бұрын
timmy:i am allergic to warmth air conditioners,spring,summer,bedcovers,warm food,body tempature:ima bout to end this kids whole career
@NexuuusCoooore
@NexuuusCoooore 5 жыл бұрын
4:41 Who Doesn’t love Burnt Bacon And Eggs for breakfast
@adroscbec
@adroscbec 5 жыл бұрын
"IF THIS THING EXPLODES TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" CaptainSauce 2018
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 жыл бұрын
He has children?
@Zzz-wm3vz
@Zzz-wm3vz 4 жыл бұрын
Kjx
@nightmareunleash3402
@nightmareunleash3402 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in 2018 lol
@cephaleaorion4888
@cephaleaorion4888 2 жыл бұрын
21:10 that's how wendigo makes his beats
@Ray_not_found2104
@Ray_not_found2104 Жыл бұрын
23:11 Lady bot: Oh 1 more thing Timmy is also allergic to warmth could u just serve the ingredients raw Cap: He's allergic to warmth!?!?! Maybe u shouldn't of bothered naming him cause ur only gonna get attached Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@naughtykid000
@naughtykid000 5 жыл бұрын
27:13 ??: my sweet I *EMOTION* you ??: will you *ENTER A LEGALLY BINDING PARTNERSHIP* with me Haha 😂 I’m dead
@gabeharris926
@gabeharris926 4 жыл бұрын
Me tryna be cool in public
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 жыл бұрын
What the f?
@sillycitizen
@sillycitizen 4 жыл бұрын
Not to mention he threw a cup at them
@DoktorFetusisinTheHouse
@DoktorFetusisinTheHouse 3 жыл бұрын
What the VERY BAD CURSE WORD IN A ROBOT VOICE was that?
@cassandracohen1550
@cassandracohen1550 3 жыл бұрын
@@DoktorFetusisinTheHouseXDDDDD
@shecatwarrior7200
@shecatwarrior7200 5 жыл бұрын
Timmy: TOMATOES NOOOOO I'M gONNA DIE!!! Captin: heh heh heh now die little Timmy bot!!!!
@danielleking3741
@danielleking3741 5 жыл бұрын
Timmy--NOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT THAT Gimme HOT CHICKEN FROM BUFFALO WILD WINGS. Captain-YOU GO TO MCDONALDS SO EAT SOME OTHER STUFF IM SO BUSY.
@angiep8971
@angiep8971 4 жыл бұрын
Oooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 жыл бұрын
Danielle King what I don’t get it
@avery4637
@avery4637 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone:eat spagettie from the can Captin sauce:eats from the pot
@garfeltrealtbh
@garfeltrealtbh 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m so happy right now!” “Where’s my cheese”
@cosmicnabby7769
@cosmicnabby7769 6 жыл бұрын
*Timmy is allergic to Tomatoes* Does Captain Sauce... A) Feed Timmy Tomatoes B) Doesn’t Feed Timmy Tomatoes C)Throws A Tomato at Timmy If you guessed A you are right!!!
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 6 жыл бұрын
Gabby Games *Jeapordy music plays as the question is being read*
@stonks1578
@stonks1578 6 жыл бұрын
I choose D: A and C Reads correct answer:awwww
@spade6673
@spade6673 6 жыл бұрын
UMMMM HE DER DER
@loganhaney7711
@loganhaney7711 6 жыл бұрын
Gabby Games I wish he did C.
@aceofspanks8733
@aceofspanks8733 6 жыл бұрын
C
@notsobrxght
@notsobrxght 6 жыл бұрын
That's gourmet? It looks like something out of Spongebob
@royalpain9281
@royalpain9281 4 жыл бұрын
Nah the Krusty Krab and even the Chum Bucket looks cleaner
@angiep8971
@angiep8971 4 жыл бұрын
Well I have no idea what gourmet food even is
@bloodwolf2002
@bloodwolf2002 Жыл бұрын
That's the appetizer
@Justthatguy34
@Justthatguy34 3 жыл бұрын
Title: lil timmy is allergic to tomatoes Me: sees ad about tomatoes
@artsyhoodies
@artsyhoodies 2 жыл бұрын
Timmy: *allergic to Tomato* Me: "Understandable." Timmy: *allergic to warmth* Me: "Excuse me what how are you even alive-"
@blackjesus1443
@blackjesus1443 2 жыл бұрын
True
@awesomemarioenemythingwithice
@awesomemarioenemythingwithice 6 жыл бұрын
"Easy as bread sandwiches!" -Fawful
@vanillite129
@vanillite129 4 жыл бұрын
Yes with mustard of doom
@coolfriends7519
@coolfriends7519 4 жыл бұрын
Bread sandwich more like breadwich...
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 жыл бұрын
Vanillite 12 why sandwiches with mustered?!
@abeharms6682
@abeharms6682 6 жыл бұрын
22:12 "how do your kids feel about glass?"
@AMonsta_
@AMonsta_ 3 жыл бұрын
“We’ll have an A in no time” Yea A for acceptable
@mahimarajapaksha
@mahimarajapaksha 7 ай бұрын
"he's allergic to warmth? Then You shouldn't have named him cause you'll get attached" the best come back ever to exist 😂
@lightbulbhoodie3861
@lightbulbhoodie3861 4 жыл бұрын
"he left the tea bag" Me: WILL IT BLEND!
@gotoveritlmao8202
@gotoveritlmao8202 4 жыл бұрын
Chaos Stormer Indeed it will! _but the fire extinguisher and kettle won’t_
@dclaff4324
@dclaff4324 4 жыл бұрын
M
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 жыл бұрын
Jdhxhdbdbsbs window
@aranasia2631
@aranasia2631 6 жыл бұрын
The good stuff for timmy
@jessicablack6664
@jessicablack6664 6 жыл бұрын
Oh yay, Timmy likes the good shit.
@mariavaldez2637
@mariavaldez2637 6 жыл бұрын
ReaperIOGaming Lcn
@Iblitnes
@Iblitnes 3 жыл бұрын
24:04 this couple comes back at Vacation simulator back to job
@Ethan-qf3kr
@Ethan-qf3kr 5 ай бұрын
The gigler
@vibebreadrblx
@vibebreadrblx Жыл бұрын
“My sandwich feels much heavier this time!” “There’s raw steak” “Maybe there is something different in it?” “It’s raw” (casually throws a cup at them)
@adorkably1beautiful
@adorkably1beautiful 6 жыл бұрын
"Your mom bot was an idiot" xD solid burn!
@phantominferno_w2286
@phantominferno_w2286 6 жыл бұрын
And what about yours, hhhmmmm!?!?!?!?
@adorkably1beautiful
@adorkably1beautiful 6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Escalante, me? I don't have a mom bot lol.
@phantominferno_w2286
@phantominferno_w2286 6 жыл бұрын
Oh
@phantominferno_w2286
@phantominferno_w2286 6 жыл бұрын
Well sorry about that
@phantominferno_w2286
@phantominferno_w2286 6 жыл бұрын
Jk!
@ice5756
@ice5756 6 жыл бұрын
nice shirt captain
@thunda8542
@thunda8542 2 жыл бұрын
"He's allergic to warmth...? You shouldn't have bothered naming him, you'll only get attached." - Captain Sauce
@MildlySpider-Man
@MildlySpider-Man 3 жыл бұрын
"well get an a in no time" burns the first thing he makes.
@Remoniq
@Remoniq 6 жыл бұрын
Perfect shirt for the job man.
@toast6660
@toast6660 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, can someone mention to Captain sauce that he has is caps lock hey on?
@mercedesjimenez3165
@mercedesjimenez3165 5 жыл бұрын
Remoniq you
@kotehok6361
@kotehok6361 5 жыл бұрын
“Order up , one bread sandwich” 😂😂😂😂
@somerandomkid7040
@somerandomkid7040 3 жыл бұрын
23:45 favorite part
@virtualjoe117
@virtualjoe117 2 жыл бұрын
16:46 according to my math that stakes 70 years old
@eviejones8005
@eviejones8005 5 жыл бұрын
18:37 he didn't expect it do explode on his face ;)
@lookatmyfaceyouwillloveitt4932
@lookatmyfaceyouwillloveitt4932 5 жыл бұрын
YES I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SOMEONE BLENDED THE RING THANK U SO MUCH
@rainyday9178
@rainyday9178 4 жыл бұрын
Cry to joy
@Luke-gc6ei
@Luke-gc6ei 4 жыл бұрын
11:20 *literally has a fridge and cupboard of food next to him* "WhAt Do yOu mEAn seVeraL kINdS? yOu HaVEn'T GivEn Me AnY iNGredIENts!"
@angelothepan
@angelothepan 2 жыл бұрын
"You haven't given me any ingredients! I'm just doing as I please, I'm gonna make bread soup" I was just dying
@wumbology6072
@wumbology6072 6 жыл бұрын
*drops everything as soon as I see the notification*
@chintex_
@chintex_ 6 жыл бұрын
Senator Lemonsnout same oh shit my screen broke as i droped my phone
@CheeseWeegee
@CheeseWeegee 6 жыл бұрын
Senator Lemonsnout me too lol
@themythicgamer1525
@themythicgamer1525 6 жыл бұрын
lol same
@cooldudeaboss
@cooldudeaboss 6 жыл бұрын
Senator Lemonsnout
@justinw8367
@justinw8367 6 жыл бұрын
I dropped the phone I was watching KZbin on
@nugget75nuggurs26
@nugget75nuggurs26 4 жыл бұрын
You know... no one was paying for their food.🤔
@aubrey6970
@aubrey6970 3 жыл бұрын
They ain’t thieves they say that it’s a simulation plus the waiter would make them pay cause as you can see there is a waiter
@ghostedpear6408
@ghostedpear6408 4 жыл бұрын
19:48 That went in nice and SMOOTHLY
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 24 күн бұрын
I read that as race and smooth
@loganfowles8689
@loganfowles8689 3 жыл бұрын
Go's to a restaurant Cap: yes I will have that with bread The guy who is making a the sandwich: 😳
@mephisto7233
@mephisto7233 2 жыл бұрын
*goes
@yevenik7242
@yevenik7242 6 жыл бұрын
19:36 Now Apply: [Captain]Sauce to Bread
@Mary-dk6fi
@Mary-dk6fi 6 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like all the restaurant’s customers are going to get food poisoning after captain is done......
@amandapanda5087
@amandapanda5087 6 жыл бұрын
Miss Black Cat I know some of them definitely will
@gingermann9568
@gingermann9568 5 жыл бұрын
poor Timmybot… but at the same time the mother is going to get attached to much so why not kill that thing. Nah I'm kidding I love Timmtbot the thing is,how dose he stay alive? Dose he cover up EVERY INCH of his body or some thing like that?
@jacobrangelrangel7100
@jacobrangelrangel7100 5 жыл бұрын
Eoaooso
@axgames7049
@axgames7049 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine giving a ring to your cook so he can put it in a sandwich for you to propose to your gf/bf and then you see him put it in a blender and ask for another
@bradleyhowell2898
@bradleyhowell2898 4 жыл бұрын
Omfg 😂😂😂 when he threw the mug at the end I lost it 😂😂😂
@swifty_shafty1377
@swifty_shafty1377 5 жыл бұрын
20:00 she got mugged😂😂😂
@henryvalenzuela9632
@henryvalenzuela9632 5 жыл бұрын
I loved it when you hit the robot at the end.I was laughing soo hard!
@casperthesociallyawkwardgh6811
@casperthesociallyawkwardgh6811 Жыл бұрын
As someone who unfortunately develops new allergies randomly all the time (to the extent that there is atleast a 50% chance I'm going to have an allergic reaction whenever I try a new restaurant) the first line absolutely killed me. Would have been funny regardless, but with the fact that I'm allergic to so much stuff, it was somehow way funnier hahaha.
@Emerald-Fluffie
@Emerald-Fluffie 3 жыл бұрын
13:27 that explains the white coloured liquid...
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 24 күн бұрын
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