Dark Souls 3 Randomizer, but you HAVE to equip every terrible item you find

[@LilAggy]

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[@Leafwink]

I am only getting it to support a furry, we need to stick together in these hard times.

[@jabber9594]

Already at 50%, good job!

[@shadowwolf5549]

Aggicus is a furry 🙀

[@MSR-e8k]

Is this shipping to India?

[@stomie1121]

can i get this in india LilFurry?

[@Red-Crested_Turaco]

Oceiros replacing "Ignorant slaves" with "employees" really says a lot about society 😔

[@marvcollins7842]

Who's Oceiros? You mean Volt?

[@RealTillBill]

@@marvcollins7842 Yeah. The iconic duo Volt and Boreal Valley.

[@Benjamin-kl7ge]

I mean it a 'boss' fight

[@michajerchel7350]

@@marvcollins7842 Volt? Do you mean Yoda?

[@bilboinabag223]

To be fair, the embers being 'man' is kind of on point for lore.

[@megharaplak2521]

In my language ember literally means man

[@WhyAreWeStillHere42]

@@megharaplak2521 Üdv honfitársam! Milyen furcsa hogy pont itt találkozunk

[@megharaplak2521]

@@WhyAreWeStillHere42 valóban nem mindennapi, hogy két magyar egymásra talál egy ParányiAgrikultúra Sötét Lelkek 3 kihívás futás alatt

[@Mixi_Hazbin]

​@@megharaplak2521 3 vagyunk minimum.

[@akoslukacs69]

Legyen 4?

[@dragskcinnay3184]

41:03 are we really not going to say anything about "I hope you learned your lesson... It's hard to imagine a cross in pornography..."

[@BackwardsPancake]

Strangely fitting that Wilhelm is saying this schizo nonsense, after having the gooner birds as setup.

[@Redhotquagmire]

Nope. Just embrace it, friend.

[@dragskcinnay3184]

@@Redhotquagmire 😂

[@Sassy_Witch]

nun p'rn is my favorite tho

[@Prettydecentdog]

@@Sassy_Witch I would say return to God but stay away from churches 🙏🏿😭

[@BobertBobson]

Racist Gael jumping off a cliff was my favorite part. I guess he couldn't take it when his wife left him for "the black ones"

[@Arrakiz666]

Given that he had a race fetish and was chasing for that Asian bussy? He probably was into it.

[@SlimStarCraft]

Lmao 🤣

[@stavik96]

Gael's dialogue had me in tears. xD

[@thetophat9814]

Racist Gay Gael 38:46 So his husband left him for it

[@viniciusperes721]

@@thetophat9814 Remember time is convoluted in dark souls, so I think his wife left him for the black ones first, then he decided he would never date a woman again, and married a man. Truly another miyazaki masterpiece

[@Shovelchicken]

Racist Gael is my new head canon.

[@LumosX]

His obsession with the dark soul has... coloured his understanding of the world.

[@irvancrocs1753]

@@LumosX "dark is bad" -Gael

[@semi-useful5178]

Gael is here to show the Ashen one what he would look like black or chinese

[@Ron_Jambo_]

I mean the man was literally commiting a genocide on the Pigmies

[@lukasgropl2166]

Funfact: Parky is not standing on a chair at 1:25 Aggy is just THAT short.

[@artemisisagirl]

So true

[@grumpydoodle8455]

Aggy is in fact the person standing on the chair in this clip, it was the only way he could reach that high

[@10011110011]

Manlet

[@goodguykonrad3701]

??? Seems a bit redundant to point that out. The chair is clearly behind her and it's Aggy's custom made chair to fit his short little body. Plus we all know Aggy wants to be stepped on so I didn't think there was any confusion here

[@fluffernutter6633]

@@goodguykonrad3701 They were just condensing Aggy's lore for the uninitiated.

[@lyinarbaeldeth2456]

LilAggy: "I love DS3 bosses, they actually let you hit them!" Pontiff Suleyvahn: "And I took that personally."

[@Prettydecentdog]

First tried him on my first ever playthrough with pyromancy cause he's weak to fire

[@leonthepros952]

@@Prettydecentdog are you a god gamer or what LOL? He's type of boss that gives us so little time to sneak our attacks in due to constantly attacking with combo. Everyone should be surprised with his moves first time encounter and die

[@Prettydecentdog]

@@leonthepros952 funny part is it was my first every playthrough. I've beat him 2 more times since and now on new game + 3

[@Prettydecentdog]

@@leonthepros952 also, learn to parry his lunge at the start and his overhead horizontal slice. Easy fight. I also first try dragonslayer armour EXTREMELY week to fire. Twin princes tho........

[@Prettydecentdog]

@@leonthepros952 just use the chaos bed vestiges you can get 2-3 off then just run until you get a window

[@emerald2002]

Weirdly fitting that Lorian and Lothric were replaced by Friede and Ariandel then Friede and Ariandel were replaced by the Demon Princes and the Demon Princes were replaced by Lorian and Lothric, just a perfect cycle

[@dalanramthun9061]

That could be intentional with the mod. Swapping double battles for double battles that is

[@Brother_O4TS]

Its also fitting to see the Demon Princes be next after killing the Demon King

[@luigivercotti6410]

I've got a hunch that mathematically speaking there has to be a cycle somewhere

[@noamias4897]

It only swaps duo bosses for other duos

[@WhyAreWeStillHere42]

Every Gael moment was pure gold during this run 🤣

[@grahamshively5619]

"Let's two try every boss" *A very angsty Midir and Soul of Cinder standing behind him*

[@flynnfarron]

"Is it insane if I say Dragonslayer Armor is a Top 3 boss?" No, because it fucks. It's legit one of the coolest looking bosses, and its hyper-aggressive fighting style makes it a fun challenge. The only thing about the fight that sucks are the stupid butterflies, and since DSA is in a different location because of the randomizer, that tiny little gripe is instantly fixed.

[@Swag-xk6vs]

Ngl I feel like he’s a little easy, I don’t think he tops nameless king gael or gundyr for me, definitely top 5 though

[@amintron]

Also the OST is very underrated

[@ILoveGothWom3n]

i'd say top 5, i can't put him in top 3, especially with dlc involved

[@trash6985]

He’s easily top 3 in base game and probably the best knight type boss in the series, maybe besides fume knight or artorias

[@LumosX]

I find him kinda mid, to be honest. Cool looking to be sure, but his patterns are so predictable and easy to avoid that he's no challenge at all. His OST is fantastic though. I think I can understand why one would put him in a top 3 list.

[@strogonoffcore]

the poorly translated mod burns into your brain, till this day Prod still says "old snake wounded" and about Joel being an adult and looking for his cellphones

[@danyaljamil1677]

not to mention Solemoirguellelion(Centipede Demon)

[@karljuliuz]

Same. I was thinking about Prod every time he picked that up during the stream

[@PrismaIX]

Judge Gandhi and Carter Burns, the true Prod callback

[@Da_Sire]

solemiargoylelan from DS1 aswell (i think its either ceaselesss discharge or centipeded demon)

[@VoodooTrashPanda]

Group of dots

[@strogonoffcore]

41:05 "It's hard to imagine a cross in pronography" Sir Vilhelm, 2024

[@DanS044]

13:22 Osciros’ “Ignorant slaves” dialogue after he kills you was translated to “Employees”

[@michaelmcdonald2005]

Gael being comically racist is so fucking funny

[@axelseven7]

"The dark ones attract your wife" was fucking crazy

[@CaptainWoggy]

I thought "The husband and the same smell. You must be Asian, you must!" was bad but then he just came out with that. Racist Gael is terrible but also I can't stop laughing. What the fuck, bad translation.

[@bighersh14]

Dude I had to pause the video because I couldn’t see because my eyes were closing because I was laughing so hard

[@rushbiskit]

@@axelseven7 dude got absolutely violated by that line

[@BigDaddy-hz4mh]

Gael being racist into jumping off a ledge in his boss fight fucking sent me lmao

[@Namenlos34]

"It's hard to imagine a cross in pornography" from Sir Vilhelm is honestly the wisest thing a dark souls character ever said

[@chasingmemories1266]

damn 658 crabs slain in 2 and a half minutes, thats my speedrunner

[@Biojayz]

Aggy: “I’m good at ds3 this will be deathless” Midir: ”hold my beer”

[@Stigmezz]

reddit

[@afinoxi]

"The black ones attract your wife" bruh Gael has no chill

[@qdawg8087]

I feel like the nameless king is easier in retrospect because his timings are eerily similar to elden ring bosses' - back in the day he was a complete shakeup and his timings were so awkward compared to every other boss in DS3, giving him a reputation as the hardest.

[@BobertBobson]

You also had to kill his stupid firebreathing bird every attempt which definitely made him the most annoying boss to retry.

[@alauddinwaie5667]

This is so true, my first souls game is ER and after fighting NK, he feels very familiar to certain ER bosses (I surprised I got his 2nd phase twice but the phase 1 is a struggle for my Katana build)

[@abyssalcrisis]

I found him after Elden Ring and still thought his timings were really, really bad. Then again, I'm in the extreme minority that just really does not like him.

[@dragonmaster3030]

@@BobertBobson I hate that fucking bird, I wouldn't mind going a thousand attempts against nameless himself, it's that damn bird that makes me pull out the Dragonslayer shield just because I don't want get last the bird again

[@Arrakiz666]

He’s honestly extremely similar to Nial with his large sweeping attacks and awkwardly timed lightning strikes & huge AoEs. And the fact that you have to get through a different enemy first. He’s a little harder, but these are extremely similar boss fights.

[@debater452]

Honestly God of love Aldrich makes sence, since if he devours the player they will join Aldrich as family and together they can devour the gods

[@a.w_.]

T O G E T H A A A A A

[@somejabroni51]

yeah ok rykard your propaganda wont fool me

[@bahmot9501]

HMMMMMM THIS SEEMS ODDLY FAMILIAR ...

[@kindlingking]

24:27 С м о т р ю А р м з Ah, the classic

[@yogsoggoth]

Yeah, СмотрюАрмз was my favorite thing to wear back in DS3 days.

[@kindlingking]

@@yogsoggoth я свою ношу до сих пор

[@powerforcex6190]

Здарова бандиты

[@grfrjiglstan]

The inability to settle on a single way to spell "Lothric" has to be the funniest part of this.

[@koder2991]

nobody pointed out that when entering dlc Gael said "black ones never fail" and the first dude in the dlc said "you must be a new slave"

[@klingon401]

37:00 “Can this parry?” Champion: “parry this you filthy casual!”

[@KaiBue]

“So the black ones attract your wife” 💀💀

[@Popinazo]

Well, you know what they say: "Dark people do not fail".

[@Ashanmaril]

"The thing I don't like about Pontiff is it's never your turn" Bro I don't know what to tell you but that's every boss in Elden Ring

[@Gamer3427]

Honestly, most ER bosses do give you plenty of openings in between their attacks. They're just not long openings. I think his complaint there was that once Pontiff starts attacking, it feels like he just doesn't stop unless you get far enough away.

[@dogfellow3848]

​@@Gamer3427"...he just never stops attacking unless you get far enough away..." Yeah like godrick and godfrey and Melania and radahn and morgott and mohg and every godskin and astel and fire giant and Margit and every deathbird and every crucible knight and every night's cavalry? How many of elden Ring's bosses would that be? Lmao

[@jacker27423]

just git gud dude most of those bosses are easy as hell@@dogfellow3848

[@demoburg7268]

@@dogfellow3848 skill tissue

[@dogfellow3848]

@@demoburg7268 Tissue?

[@dhwwiiexpert]

Oh my god, this brings me back. I used to go on a YTer's vods of him playing the Poorly Translated mod and timestamping character names and quotes, along with item/place/enemy/npc names and original equivalents. I even took some of them as character names for stories. Nice to see a Randomizer thrown into the mix!

[@disappointingperson9162]

Aggy can always try to deny it, but he will never escape the furry allegations

[@bobsmith-x8h]

damn bro i searched all of google and i still can't find who asked

[@SonOfTheLion]

He releases his plushie and its a cat. That is supposed to disprove the allegation? Come on man!

[@gabrielferreira7550]

Denying the furry allegations is a good way of not having them stop

[@rickswordfire4774]

2:06 "I was appointed a preacher" Why do I find this so funny?

[@imadisappointment5815]

7:21 that is the language of Scottish gaelic, for anyone wondering. It translates literally to 'ocean placement'

[@connor7329]

nameless king into cinder into midir is an absolutely brutal start

[@Arrakiz666]

Thing is, he wasn’t supposed to fight even Cinder, he should have had the banner, Cinder replaced the Dancer, which is technically what, the 4th to last boss? And Storm King replacing Gundyr is actually really good so you can get him out of the way early

[@LethalDoseDragon]

@@Arrakiz666 the banner was supposed to by in Champion Gundyr so he would still had to fight Cinder(Dancer) and Vorth(Oceiros) and Alditch(Gundyr)

[@Darkprosper]

@@LethalDoseDragon Also Midir (DSA) to get access to archive in the first place. So it wouldn't have changed anything.

[@marcar9marcar972]

6:05 Having dancer here actually makes a lot of sense in terms of the lore

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

Vordt and the fleeting dancer were never too far apart

[@mr_reynard2841]

32:31 Yoooo Josh, Kudos to you for your work.

[@AskTheMasked]

58:57 i cried when milky_bones said "such a masterpiece of a song, truly one of the pling pling plong of all time"😢

[@aethous9163]

29:38 Those transitions will always impress me

[@Grunbeldknight]

Boys, Praise The Sun ☀️

[@ungesbunges6885]

\[T]/

[@weeniebobs]

\o/

[@Talleswryy]

never

[@Grunbeldknight]

@@Talleswryy *parry sound

[@VoxTek426]

PRAISE THE FIRE BOMB GODDESS

[@amberbeaver2094]

4:10 "me when im mid edging streak but then the stupid sexy tarnished walks up to me"

[@Dank_Lulu]

8:46 the clap matching the music greatly pleases my OCD. Appreciate the editing!

[@yannickvanlaatum7914]

“Lao tzu, who the f… is that? Oh it’s you”. What a perfect rime!

[@thatoneguy-mw7tr]

loved the part where the dancer said "I am now gywn, plinner of plons" and plin plin plonned all over the place

[@purplefloyd1513]

Yoda Vordt of the Ocieros Valley was probably my favorite part

[@reagansido5823]

The triple phase of Demon King into Demon twins and Demon Prince is very fitting. The boss fight itself is even about setting the painted world ablaze. You couldn't get a better bunch to fight there.

[@detectivemadoka69420]

52:57 _"So the Black Ones. Attract your wife"_ This line made me watch this video twice and still lives rent free in my head lmaooooo

[@chasingmemories1266]

52:56 HUH???

[@MadDunhill]

23:00 your hit points being translated to "Cell Phones" is so funny

[@papamilfz1565]

This is definitely the funniest randomizer I’ve ever seen, it’s all like a huge meme. During the vordt fight they definitely nailed the “either ur listening to the lore or it sounds like fancy talking” vibe for sure 😂❤

[@papamilfz1565]

13:13 when I’m late for my every day slavery life duty of waking up vordt in the morning

[@DeuxisWasTaken]

Why was every appearance of Gael so hilarious? His fight was just the cherry on top.

[@АнтонБогатко-н1т]

41:04 what a finishing quote...

[@RCMPGuythunder]

“Yes Darkeater” is so damn funny second only to “I’m coming” what a great mod 😂

[@TymurKravitz]

Name Locations: Ash bricks - 2:18 Fire link Sraine - 3:48 High torso wall - 4:36 Rothlik Castle - 10:21 Protect Furlon - 25:11 Kata Comocalattas - 25:57 The sea - 30:41 Arbitration of the boureois community - 35:43 Irish Irish - 37:29 Order - 37:31 The temple - 40:18 And the Dreg style - 44:35 Ringeddathiti - 46:55 First Oven - 56:53

[@TheGuyWhoAsked1245]

13:01 the fact that oceiros said (employees) instead of slaves is funny and ironic

[@puxtbuck6731]

That was Yoda of the boreal valley I guess.

[@Omnesiac]

The claps at 8:45 being on beat to the music is an underrated edit

[@markenzo2101]

Fucking finally, Lilliam Aggicus uploaded a DS3 video, i have been waiting for this.

[@dr.pitmee_vocc2378]

DS3 Poorly Translated is literally a gift from above I stg

[@glubtas]

9:04 soul of cinder roll catched you here that is literally the definition of "git gud" if ive ever seen it in my years of playing these games

[@CroatInAKilt]

Out of all the funny moments, the one where the Nameless King, Ruler of the Storm, Firstborn son to Lord Gwyn, gets renamed to simply Prickly Pear, it stuck with me.

[@purplehaze2358]

2:39 Damn, I wish I could score a man like that.

[@Salad-in]

15:26 "Why did she heal from that?" Good Ol' Lifehunt Scythe, baby!

[@Hibbzon]

Oceiros speaking with Yoda's voice had me in tears, not gonna lie.

[@dragskcinnay3184]

7:24 WELL now we know there's been a translation into Irish at some point lmaoo

[@MrsDeliz]

Nice to see some fresh DS3 content

[@Sinhesthysia]

The Vilhelm Monologue in the Microsoft David tts voice is something I didn't know I needed

[@stanislav_5312]

THANK YOU AGGY, i was literally waiting for months for you to play DS3 randomiser run(ds3 is my favourite). I literally watched your Elden ring and ds1 runs for 10 times at this point.

[@ricardorodrigues3556]

This video made me laugh more than any other in months, ty aggy

[@gabebernhard4601]

Pontiff has no music because Halflight’s music doesn’t start until Argo summons him, so with another boss in the arena the event to start the music is never triggered

[@AwesumVloggin]

I was definitely thinking to myself "friede's phase 3 isn't cut off by a cutscene, he definitely has to fight her"

[@Manigeitora]

I love how Midir's name was "Yes Y Darkeater" as if to pre-emptively respond to all the players yelling "NO, WHY DARKEATER?!"

[@frankiecedeno3724]

Ngl, he basically played the entire game I would have liked to see who was at Nameless King’s arena

[@AwfulWeather5684]

8:33 the music here is very pleasing to me, and I implore you to use it more. Because I like it.

[@CthulhuianBunny]

I love that Oceiros's text-to-speech voice is like a guy doing a really bad Yoda impression.

[@madeofnapalm]

41:04 wait WHAT

[@marystone860]

At the Plushie Reveal:' YAY! Finally!' Your Avatar is SO adorable! I hope to get one soon!

[@olpindolean3495]

I gotta say, your reaction on 40:32 and 40:40 was priceless lol

[@TheDoughnut94]

the voice overs for gale were the best part. What he said and your reactions were priceless lol

[@nopeunid]

Once upon a time my brother told me that "Pontiff Sulyvahns Phase 2 is easier than his first because the clone telegraphs what Pontiff will do". THERES TWO OF THEM! AND THE CLONE IS JUST AS FAST AS PONTIFF! Aggy is completely justified in hating Pontiff.

[@noodlelynoodle.]

It's true phase 2 is waaaaay easier cause you just beat him up while he's summoning the clone and then kill the clone so he'll summon it again since the clone has like no health

[@mikkabouzu]

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

[@Lex4122]

I love these edits so much, thank you 😸

[@philanater9]

Thank you for unlocking a childhood memory for me with the bomberman OST music.

[@Kidkinsey]

28:32 that sister friede 3rd phase is always lurking😭😭😭

[@kota2786]

If you look closely you can actually see Aggy's soul leave his body during the two hours of "definite progress"

[@PrismaIX]

Old Demon King into Demon Princes? That’s honestly kinda works

[@P4bulon]

12:20 "About as easy as it can be" flashback to ds1-ds3-sekiro run where Aggy kept dying to vordt o.O

[@nextProgram]

Dude I find elden ring content so boring so it’s sooo nice to see you play dark souls again

[@gianlucatartaro1335]

28:42 Omg I just noticed he just happened to have on the Dancer Helm, Mirrah Vest, Astora GS, and a parry shield… The RNG literally stole my FashionSouls lol

[@definitelynotaduck]

I've been saying DSA is one of the best fights in the game for ages. Glad to see people understand the fun in a simple, satisfying fight.

[@prestone.3698]

This video came out at the perfect time, just as I am getting back into my Dark Souls 3 addiction all over again

[@maxi0897]

6:47 that oh oh sounds like the droids from star wars 😂

[@Jord4nGamingYT]

the translations are so funny i haven't laughed this much in a while

[@quinnnr9945]

The thanks emote dropping as NPC killed themselves is so funny

[@bansheecat6362]

YESSS DARK SOULS 3 LETS GOOO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR AGES

[@polarbear9950]

This is the classic sequel we didn’t expect, but asked for!!

[@yeehawj24]

Lilaggy DS3 content was exactly what I needed in my life rn

[@sillycat_lover]

This whole video is just a missed opportunity to say "Nah, I would man"

[@palchumfriend4887]

i cant believe Aggy farmed 600 crabs in 3 minutes. what a talented gamer.

[@Shymidnightfox]

These goofy challenges makes me wanna watch this mouse guy

[@NAWWMANNN]

Me dying to random bs in ds1. Aggy, doing this shit and putting us all to shame

[@Rileygee0224]

I remember watching when you finally beat Midir, I was surprised at your level of patience.

[@jakoup628]

Aldrich walked so Elden Beast could run and I wish he hadn't

[@TREVORVADER]

Aldritch is way worse than Elden Beast ever was imo.

[@primalspongebob6144]

Watching this after staying up for way too many hours has me howling over the npcs 😂.