Sam Hyde and Nick GO OFF on INSANE House Listings

Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort look at INSANE house listings on the Perfect Guy Life or PGL Podcast Episode 38
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[@PerfectGuyLife]

CHECK OUT THE OTHER 3 PARTS OF THIS SERIES: Nick's House Review - Series Playlist: kzbin.info/aero/PLj3yH4lzAY98IaCpAdltGkO8OpDJgcF5Y

[@ikejime77]

wow!

[@superspeederbooster]

If Sam will do more real estate content my mother will start watching him...

[@ludgelovesbass]

I literally sent this to my mom 😂

[@THESLlCK]

@Hulk Hogan Yeah we should have gone for spam commenters instead

[@n1663r]

I actually emailed this to my mom too watch.

[@neildegrassetysonlies7215]

Sam totally wants your moms subscribing. His core demographic is old moms.

[@FrancisSpaghetti]

P3N15

[@98BlackTransAm]

lmao this is hilarious, this should be a regular segment

[@well-8814]

I second that

[@TyBayagaAgain]

Miss you goddamit 😢

[@akhiosas]

real rich piana???? no way

[@Samuel-sx1mq]

100% needs to be a Regular segment and they can do cars from Craigslist and Facebook marketplace as well.

[@Brian_fooking_Ferry]

My dog has covid

[@bustocream97]

God I want more of these aggressive home reviews, idk why but this is the funniest shit to me.

[@w1redrage]

I learn from it too lmao

[@Demention94]

It's accurate

[@manfrombritain6816]

its because they are tearing down something that's "above" us

[@yakomuto]

80% of that one house is photo-shopped.

[@F-Tier_Physique]

The photo resolution is so terrible and pixelated, the shades and colour so manipulated its hard to tell whats real and not, and not in a good way. It all looks like somone tried to photoshop pictures from a sims house by just pasting "realistic" "hd" textures over objects. It actually looks like a fucking nightmare.

[@mattaudette9550]

@@F-Tier_Physique I was completely blown away... photoshopped house plants, laptops, driveways, theres no way its legal to list it like that

[@tubeguy4066]

The tree in the front lawn keeps moving around in each pic lol

[@andy52709]

I think you mean ❤️ *Digitally Enhanced* ❤

[@user-uy3eq5hg1s]

I love how they priced the house at 499,000... for a second I almost thought it cost 500k. What a deal!

[@inadequatefoodstuffs]

I would pay for a show where Nick exclusively reviews real estate listings

[@inparis5724]

Rochefort Real Estate Review

[@maxkwartin47]

​@@inparis5724 that's a great title man hahah:)

[@keegan3960]

hey its a thing now

[@RobertMoriarty]

Boy do I have a show for you

[@ToddHoward76]

Boomers: “Why can’t those damn kids do anything right. They can’t even get a house yet.” Proceeds to list shithole monstrosity they have butchered for 50x what they bought it for.

[@mathewsinger4214]

More than likely Gen Xers by now

[@luke2806]

i swear that generation made a lot of their money just selling the houses they lived in and stunk up.

[@Sernival]

@@luke2806 I gawt this land, I just gotta get rid of it!!

[@calling-hours]

Todd Howard himself nailed it

[@TerexJ]

When the man trying to sell people fake horse armor is calling out the boomers for being swindlers you know they fucked up.

[@luke2806]

I love it when homeowners cover up old hardwood floors with thin plastic rollout tile so they dont have to clean and resurface the hardwood.

[@gorderumsi6424]

my apartment is linoleum over tile over hardwood

[@THESLlCK]

@@gorderumsi6424 BRO- TILE OVER HARDWOOD? My uncle would have a fit!!!

[@luke2806]

@@THESLlCK dude. its an actual problem. people do it all the time its one of the top things you find in real estate especially in the old sears homes on the east coast those poor houses are abused.

[@THESLlCK]

@@luke2806 my guy, I grew up in central jersey and moved like 3 times. I have seen probably 100+ homes but none this genuinely terrible

[@ZeranZeran]

I don't know shit about homekeeping or even wood treatment but this shit pisses me off. Who tf wants plastic chinese floors? Nobody.

[@PigCake]

nick was in god mode here

[@artfonzarelli6300]

Nick's Links are the highlight of each episode. You get these little insights into the random shit he's looking at during the week that contribute to his psychotic thoughts lmao

[@lil-soda-boi]

on god hahaha more nick's links please

[@Wimbell93]

Nick is just effortlessly funny. That entire segment was gold.

[@MayorMcC666]

these roasts are about to single handedly crash the housing market

[@schizomode]

Sure hope so

[@SUBARCTICPSYCHO]

Crashing them down to reasonable prices hopefully.

[@GeoffreyBronson]

It's not a crash It's a return to reality

[@boomynote]

Actually, it’s going to make the bubble bigger. Logic doesn’t apply to the housing market anymore (yet) people unironically believe it can only go up infinitely. Infinite numbers

[@ahdgrbfixg]

So interesting to hear Nick talk shop

[@kidnamedgusflynger]

wtf r u on

[@ahdgrbfixg]

@@kidnamedgusflynger drugs...

[@scumbaggo]

Carpenter here, I spend my days overcharging to fix shit like this. The customers love me, have money to blow, and are more than willing to spend it on someone worthwhile. One of the best businesses you can get in to right now is carpentry/framing/construction/etc. All those fuckin garbage McMansions that got sold for nothing 20 years ago are falling apart fast. Endless work, insane pay. Get good at what you do, and start advertising to people who live in these neighborhoods. If you can suck it up and just get it done right, regardless of the prick customers- youll make bank. They're not all assholes though. I have a few customers who regularly order pizzas to their house when im working there, or send a text to say "Fresh keg down stairs, if you want a beer on lunch", and do the majority of my advertising for me by word of mouth. As an aside, Nick was 100% spot on with everything he said. They found some real beauties here, I cant get over that fucking octobar in the basement. o_o Last one wasn't too horrific, just bad taste.

[@gyroandhisballs]

6 months late, but I'm just curious. What (if there is any) is the difference in how you work/the work you do for the assholes and the people who are considerate? I'm broke but I always try to go out of my way to be nice to like wait staff and shit cause they get the worst assholes and they don't deserve it, and also it seems like I always get better service when I do, and I'm curious how other industries/people are affected in the same way by people who treat others like human beings vs being cunts.

[@scumbaggo]

@@gyroandhisballs If theyre an asshole ill be sure to get it right the first time, otherwise im going back and dealing with them again. Up to a point.. anyways. Theres a line you cross where ill just leave even if your roof is torn open and a storm is coming tomorrow.

[@calling-hours]

This confirms my existing bias that 95% of house flippers are despicable. I considered flipping my house once but my inner being became enraged at the idea of becoming the guy who does this. I literally can’t stomach doing this to a buyer. Thank you for making clear why I feel this way

[@EpicCoolGuy21]

This seems like a homeowner who decided on a last-minute makeover to sell his home faster. I can’t imagine a flipper being too successful selling absolute murder scenes like this one

[@rumpelstiltskin9729]

So you opted out of ever upgrading your house because you can’t trust yourself to make good decisions?

[@calling-hours]

@@rumpelstiltskin9729 nah I sold it but I didn’t looksmaxx everything last minute in a burning lust to take every scrap I could from the next guy because of an inflated market. I did improvements in my 3 years there. It was almost condemned before. Thanks for clarifying though my post was vague.

[@collinwatson3319]

So give away money to somebody completely random probably a huge company.

[@SugaryCoyote]

The key is whether you added value to the house or not, which is possible but requires some knowledge and work.

[@NitroDubzzz]

I almost bought something like this earlier this year. Thank GOD someone talked me out of it. DON'T JUMP ON A SHITTY HOUSE NO MATTER HOW BAD THE MARKET IS

[@eatshityoutube152]

**especially** how bad the market is

[@mikehawk9784]

Lol that would’ve been the home equivalent of those $15k 2006 Camrys a few months ago. Good job not doing it.

[@CapcomGod]

I live with my friend who bought a shitty house for the money, barely knows shit abt what goes into a house to look for stuff hidden by trashy ppl who think they can build their own additions, im a maintenance tech so i get to see a lot of what to lookout for. The guys didnt get permits for anything, not even their electrical was legal or safe, garage in back full of garbage, literal trash that they had hauled our when he bought it. He paid for a fking mess. Only reason i live there is the rent is significantly cheaper to stay in a full house with minimal neighbors than it would be to rent an apartment. So glad I didnt buy into a house during the fear marketing, because my friend is an example of what happens when you rush. I feel bad for him constantly because first few weeks i was finding stuff that just made me shake my head. I wouldnt have bought the place, but idgaf. His mistake. Not mine.

[@CapcomGod]

@@cactusmalone not bad tbh. I want to build something on purchased property rather than buy something these days, I could get what I prefer much more accurately. Plus I want to be away from neighbors since i own bang-sticks and want my own outdoor range.

[@CapcomGod]

@@cactusmalone nah not if boomers have their way and take everything and leave nothing

[@jorgesifuentes3883]

This is fucking funny man. You guys should do a skit with someone criticizing the shit out of a property and getting it cheap or something.

[@ZeranZeran]

Secretly record walk throughs and just have Nick shit on EVERYTHING

[@BaldHeadedManc]

I provided you with the 69th like. YOU'RE WELCOME.

[@Aaron19987]

@@ZeranZeran at some point Nick has to light up a cigarette in the house and ash it in the sink hahah

[@ZeranZeran]

@@Aaron19987 "This? Don't worry about this. I'll be smokin' in here. Now what else ya got?"

[@wakka_wakka]

Did not know Nick knew so much about houses

[@tvl2868]

bro his house is literally nicer than like 95% of the actors in hollywood it's really fuckin sick

[@patrick2509]

@@flameguy3416 thought he just flipped houses?

[@salamander6062]

He's literally a used car salesman.. what'd you expect

[@THESLlCK]

@@tvl2868 I wanna see it

[@wajihbec1087]

@@salamander6062working that job will make you a salesman, realtor, sociologist, psychologist, comedian and miserable.

[@jessecurle716]

This is what we do walking into customers houses as a construction guy. It never gets old.

[@jasondotjackson]

Nick needs to do house tours with a hidden cam roasting the hell outta them

[@ginjaedgy49]

nick gets so savage it makes Sam look like a normal person

[@professordrmao6321]

Nick is very simular to me. We gave such a comparable temperament. I also get angry about old man topics

[@TacticalDoodle]

The best part is hearing nick ascend to a higher energy state like a craftsman in his element. This is his work, his expertise, he experiences flow the second he sees a poorly modified home like an old japanese man stropping a fish blade

[@therainman7777]

😂 What a beautiful metaphor

[@TheSupremeSussy]

i suddenly feel better about living in my car

[@THESLlCK]

Upgrade to a camper and eventually a trailer tiny home. Starting to think housing is just a good asset. I want my freedom.

[@THESLlCK]

@Mialisus Non sequential 20 dollar bills moment

[@julioflorescertifiedtherap1425]

yo bro i feel it. i had to do the same. stay strong king, im rooting for you

[@mathmusicstructure]

The fact that Nick knows every term (eg, filigree, backsplash) is what makes this.

[@neuxell]

i cant get over the amount of photoshop in that second house holy shit... like all the furniture...

[@maknavickas]

Its so insane to photoshop a house that way lol

[@DescendingBlade]

Not even photoshop, it looks like they used Microsoft Paint

[@clownworld4655]

Pretty sure it’s illegal too

[@jigsaucemusic]

@@clownworld4655 I mean, you’re gonna go check it out in person before purchase. It just wastes everybody’s time, and sadly I think they can get away with it. Like the way restaurants fancy up their meal ads with CGI and food molds. Makes the food look 100x better than it really is, but it somehow still passes false advertising laws

[@arniexanchez]

Nick and Sam should talk to HGTV and do a gay couple house makeover show

[@benlees9713]

as someone who sells building materials for a living it is so great hearing this take. You guys are spot on.

[@Frousch]

I love that the one photoshopped house is like "Dude! Trust me, it's a mansion. Like, legally, it fits the definition of a mansion. On a technicality, it's totally a mansion, otherwise we couldn't sell it as a mansion so it must be a mansion. $1,000,000 please."

[@tylere.8436]

Mansions historically used to be prestigious fortified inns during medieval times for dignitaries and lords, then as times became more peaceful, slowly transformed into luxurious places, then just got reduced to any house with a certain amount of square footage.

[@-10]

Nick is amazing at this

[@yeedbottomtext7563]

I’m a shameless paypig but I’m not sitting through these entire podcasts so thank you for these

[@1337GigaChad]

Thank you for your service 🐷

[@stmeainus1922]

O1NK O1NK

[@thatguyonline5083]

Pay up wagepiggie

[@TerexJ]

payangel*

[@yusufcagowayne1990]

Get in the cage waggie

[@samtimo3002]

I actually learned alot from this, ive been helping my friends do up their own houses and learning other things, but this is just a nice quick over view of what NOT to do.

[@LGTheOneFreeMan]

All the fuckin' leaks around the skylights... probably didn't do flashing around the holes to divert the water. I'm sure that it will have other issues eventually but that's why I just put down a satellite mount for my Starlink that uses concrete blocks for weight. I was paranoid to put ANY holes in the garage roof because any hole, even well sealed, is a break in the waterproofing barrier of the house. AND IT WILL LEAK EVENTUALLY.

[@THESLlCK]

@@LGTheOneFreeManthe roof will leak eventually as well. Still, I would mount it on the side of the roof instead of the top

[@marcburns508]

as long as you use the right fastener you should be ok. anything will eventually leak given enough time with no upkeep

[@nogafka]

The octagonal island had me fucking dying laughing

[@oldmantoejam]

God damn I love these videos, I could listen to Nick critique shitty houses for hours

[@tie7626]

least parasocial Hydist

[@tie7626]

least parasocial Hydist

[@CarnifaxMachine]

If I was buying a home I would legit pay Nick $100/hour to go through the listings I'm interested in and tear them apart. What a great pair of eyes to have.

[@MULTIX0X1]

Need an hour long video of Nick tearing down houses

[@TyrKohout]

We need a Nick Rochefort real estate spinoff series. I would pay a separate fee just for that show.

[@Absolute_Goblin]

I hope Nick NEVER EVER reviews a home that's anything like mine. I don't think I could take it. I'd probably instantly decorate the wall beind me with my thoughts and ideas. Damn it man.

[@ClumsyCars]

Lmao never heard it put that way. Nice!

[@NoNameNo.5]

Man, Nick has so much more practical knowledge than Sam

[@tvl2868]

That house driveway looks like it leads to a Shopping Plaza

[@joeybravo6172]

My coworker wanted to brag about how he spends money and I had to remind him he's literally about to drop 200k (plus 8k closing costs) on a trailer house for his bipolar wife he's been married to for a year and HER son, not his. Not that there's anything wrong with trailer homes, they can be comfy, but you can literally use that 200k on a fixer upper on 12+ acres of land. And in our state, there's a 50/50 chance of having oil or cng on your land.

[@Zancoth]

The Photoshop job on that million dollar house was insane... Absolutely fucking ridiculous

[@owmyshvantz]

Really great segment, definitely should be a regular thing for the show.

[@joeyjojoshabbadoo8153]

Please do more of these this is a niche I didn’t realize I needed lmfao

[@gothelvis3541]

Nick is the Gordon Ramsey conesseiur of the real estate industry.

[@shaheenal-asadi]

Love this segment, this was actually very educational - hope to see more in the future

[@NJOverclocked]

Btw 17:15 I love how the air conditioner is directly across from the bed, preventing you from placing a TV there

[@goobcity]

Nick is a legit genius

[@tvl2868]

"Who lives there? A dead person?" bro that's some norm shit lmao

[@Biggiiful]

Woh woh woh.....too soon man

[@LundinSebastian]

I appreciate that Sam and Nick are trying to crash the housing market again just like they did in 2008.

[@winterkingbeats4183]

This was amazing.

[@str8904]

I lost it at the tile countertop 😂😂😂 that’s actually insane

[@HNNHpoolfurniture]

i need more segments like this PLSSSSS

[@mightymoeish]

Their formula is wrong. Seems like they've always thought of Sam as the main man, and Nick the sidekick. But every great clip of theirs has it the other way around.

[@tarvitsenapua]

damn it sold for $485,000

[@hrglass8395]

Watching Sam and Nick do this reminded me of the old Parking Lot sketch where they guessed what people looked like by the car they drove and then waited by their car until they turned up xD

[@2014dotcom]

where can I watch this, this sounds like gold

[@2014dotcom]

Wait it's parking lot genie

[@TkerIsAPimp]

@@2014dotcom parking lot genie on hwd ep 4?

[@LtThunderthighs]

Banger vid love you guys

[@blacknyellow962]

Love the vids where Nick's talking shop. Whether it's about cars or in this case houses it's really cool.

[@Lizard_geek]

I still haven't moved out on my own and seeing this is actually helpful and hilarious thank you.

[@brando847]

This segment was amazing

[@mozartsghost9271]

oh god please do more of this

[@clapyourhandsnotcheeks]

I need more of this

[@firstnamesurname1743]

This is the new, periodic segment I didn't know I wanted but now very much need.

[@IvanOoze1990]

Sam Is totally afraid to buy a house now.

[@DWJ2]

Nice clerks reference in the intro

[@worlddomin623]

If Sam & Nick do more of this, I will pay for Gumroad again

[@PerfectGuyLife]

theres going to be more house review stuff!

[@DRXtacgame]

Bro you guys are good at roasting i love this

[@MetalTitties]

We need more of these.

[@SorrowHead]

OH MY GOD, MORE PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!

[@OsirizMusic]

Make this a regular series please. I'll sub indefinitely

[@exxennexx]

I want more of this

[@g2h0]

wish i could take nick with me to look at houses

[@UhhhDust]

Love Nick's house reviews

[@somewhitemale3692]

Theses are great.

[@dizzythegreat]

This is amazing content.

[@LazyShortsOpieAnthony]

This is fucking hilarious. It absolutely needs to be a recurring segment!

[@vstaritz]

last episodes zillow talk segment was also really funny.

[@jwamerica84]

I liked the last one. Especially the wood paneling. Looks like it was on a big parcel too.

[@hughwheaton2705]

This is one of my favourite bits XD

[@fred7796]

This should be a regular segment along side Ecstasy

[@thebedroomshow9010]

6:08-6:30 is what I keep returning to this video for. I seriously need to see more of Nick tearing apart houses like this, hope they do more

[@3rdeye914]

This is the beginning of it, right here

[@typingwhilepoopingLOL]

That second photoshop house for real looks like those liminal spaces videos from a while back. I feel like if you walked in there you'd start hearing Earthbound music

[@planetjacker763]

This was incredible I love how everything go picked apart. Good lessons for another person who will buy a home at some point

[@cloudbuster06]

This is actual very educational.

[@15xv]

dude please do more of this

[@maxmajoros8917]

The double octagonal island kills me lmao

[@sacerdotiumetimperium5331]

This is tremendous, much love.

[@jackstorm777]

Can this be a regular segment? Possibly my favorite podcast content to date

[@KurtKobains]

I didn't' realize how crappy my duplex was until he pointed all this stuff out. "Half bath so probably just a toilet in the basement ✔, click lock flooring ✔, 4 inch moulding ✔"

[@MEAREMLG]

Love the house the jack built reference

[@Lizbeth542]

Top tier content boys

[@shampoo768]

Nick makes me believe in myself when I see shitty photos of a house and think "something is wrong here"

[@noeLelcnU]

This needs to be a weekly segment

[@AMCguy]

More of this content! Please!

[@and1lnull]

I never imagined content this good existed

[@Regular_Pigeon]

This is my favorite segment.

[@threethan1291]

million dollar extreme presents : million dollar house

[@beeftothetaco]

the birth of one of the best streams

[@YamazakiJones]

This needs to be a regular segment