Almost CRASHING My NEW CAR! Sam Hyde & Nick Rochefort

[@PerfectGuyLife]

0:00 Intro 1:46 Test Drive

[@michaellebert8907]

fake news

[@xlyg343]

Thanks for looking out for the autistic. I am not autistic, but I appreciate the pov.

[@dh.bryson1627]

Sam get an RS6 Avant ABT next you’ll like it

[@dh.bryson1627]

@old man strength you have great taste my friend. Literal batmobiles. What American muscle wants to be. I just have a 2017 GLI and a 2019 GLI for my wife and I, so I can’t really flex cars yet 😂 working on credit first.

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

Hey sammy, thanks for that plastic film wrap tip, I'll make sure to peel one next time I see it around.

[@dalewr38]

I can't believe Sam got his license back after slamming his Challenger into the crowd at Charlottesville.

[@buddhaspriest]

Self defense

[@Mannydamon]

@@buddhaspriest No Doubt!

[@crackhead_clyde]

I still don't understand why the court didn't take it back after doing the same thing with his Ford Escape in Waukesha last year. How does he keep getting away with it?

[@dertythegrower]

It's because he signed his life away from prison, by signing war papers to fly over Kiev

[@JustinMF11]

Laughed way too hard.

[@tubeguy4066]

"I'm gonna drive a truck carrying lead ingot 120 miles per hour right threw your fucking family Tahoe. And I'll laugh the entire way." - Nick Rochefort, car enthusiast

[@ricknochefort4941]

The maestro

[@MetalTitties]

Inspiring

[@ArgonNoble]

I don’t know about you guys, but I would refund him his $10 immediately.

[@coffeepot3123]

@@EnyoTaiz It's from an episode on the Million Dollar Extreme called "You whipped my wife!"

[@OtherDalfite]

@@ricknochefort4941 the maestro!

[@bananawatch8158]

Nick was in disbelief that Sam bought that. You can tell he thought it was a terrible idea, but didn’t want to piss in his friends cereal

[@evilsponge6911]

"Thats like telling me you fucked my Dad"

[@thejhonnie]

I saw the initial comment it was funnier

[@thejhonnie]

y are you pulling punches

[@pixelwings]

That's called the Jim Norton.

[@jaykob2482]

Seriously, what's the original comment?

[@bidu2331324]

This is the clearest cry for help Sam has ever released including his vertical mom videos.

[@nephilimrephaim3949]

Ironic mid life crisis

[@joee2226]

His Mom is cool.

[@Garf2O]

@@brandnew3225 yeah nick is a divorce settlement and a corvette away from having a proper midlife crisis

[@Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer]

@@brandnew3225 I think you're insecure about something and projecting it on others. You're mad someone didn't "grow up" because they had it a little easier or didn't fall in a shitty situation as opposed to you. I hope you find what your looking for and can move on. No one can get you out of this rut but you, in the words of Bowling for Soup "High school never ends"

[@jace2802]

@@brandnew3225 exactly lol wtf is he sacrificing. The main comment is from a retarded person. Sam has nothing to lose I would 100% be spending the money I worked my entire life for on something nice totally for myself (I'd probably get a nice house first, although I believe Sam's house is in the process) big props to the guy

[@APolishPlayer]

"Let's play CKY in this thing." 💀💀💀 damn nick, you know what you did

[@00xxsorenxx00]

rip ryan dunn

[@deeznutz8320]

@@00xxsorenxx00 Thanks for the reference i forgot Ryan planted himself against a tree in a 911

[@i-fart-in-elevators]

Lol zoom

[@alguienconunvideojuego4606]

what is cky?

[@spiritjestertimecube8819]

@@alguienconunvideojuego4606 a band that is rly rly close with the crew of jackass ahaha, im not shure how there connected but bam margera and this band CKY have videos together lmao

[@mycoolhandgiveit]

Sam and Nick just have such a genuine hilarious chemistry when together, really a one in a million kind of thing

[@MillywiggZ]

One in six million.

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

One in a gorillion

[@floppymcflop5427]

Might even be extreme

[@MetalTitties]

One in 6 gorillion goy

[@jakieflipper]

id put some dollas behind that

[@algirdongas1]

love seeing the gumroad money being put to good use, lol

[@PrezDub]

@@KHETS_BROKEN_SCALE *KZbin boxing money

[@SUBARCTICPSYCHO]

*Afghani opium money

[@wongalahara8196]

Communist money***

[@collinhansen3607]

As a Porsche owner myself, I can say that the car changed my life and was actually a steal for the price. Driving it is a therapeutic and stimulating ritual that I crave frequently and the car has also taught me a lot about limits and aesthetics. Like Sam, before I bought the car I wasn't really a huge Porsche fan, but I saw the car for sale in Dallas and kept going back to look at it again and again. After several days of this or maybe a week, the car had become like a high school crush, and I decided that I had to have it. I spend a lot of time in it since then, and I also do all my own work with PIWIS and all the less than conventional tools at hand. I kind of hate to be that guy, because I remember how I used to perceive Porsche drivers, but these machines are enigmatic and have an almost scary sort of familiarity.

[@N.Narwhal]

@@collinhansen3607 stop skitzo babbling sir.

[@evilsponge6911]

That coupe looks like a tiny clown car when Sam the Sasquach tries to climb in it.

[@celzolsen8988]

Samsquamch for short

[@SUBARCTICPSYCHO]

They make these things for short dudes with a chip on their shoulder.

[@JokahFACE]

@@upset_banana I’m pretty sure Joe had some kind of 911 too lol. Saw a video of him stalling it 😂

[@blastovich]

That's what happens when you're a 6'7 full blown Irish bull

[@deeznutz8320]

@@upset_banana Hè owns one LMAO

[@cindylast1901]

"...... is it a new one?" "its a 2010." *nick fucking dies on the inside*

[@johnmcafeedidntkillhimself]

newer gt3's suck.

[@703z06]

997s are worth more

[@naoltitude9516]

@@johnmcafeedidntkillhimselfnah they stopped using MacPhersons in the front finally

[@lunaticcultist9741]

@@johnmcafeedidntkillhimself how

[@Viva-Cristo-Rey-]

Best thing is that Sam is probably only paying off 5 dollars a month.

[@donaldlove4547]

Ah jeez dood

[@AirJordansDetroit]

Deez pills dood...

[@BlackOps78321]

Pretty sure you can't do that though. You can just go to jail or be ordered to pay by like a court who will waste your time. If you can though plz tell me how. I've never taken out loans but it sounds great. If you can somehow evade the police which this guy clearly doesn't and broadcast where his location is then tell me plz some tips.

[@Viva-Cristo-Rey-]

@@BlackOps78321 My man you just gotta tell em straight up "IM ON DEEES PILLS DOOOD""

[@donaldlove4547]

@@BlackOps78321 My back, dood. I can maybe do tree dollahs dood

[@Gnohio]

Nicky gotta have his Dunky

[@13Percent52PercentYikes]

😐

[@nullset2]

I love Nick even more after that

[@lostone1677]

Spaghetti and Meatboll

[@andrewoliver5634]

I love that I have no idea what the temperature is there based on their clothes

[@matthegarty2722]

Sam showing up to buy porsche: AHHH GEEEZZ 80 000 Dallahz? Dudeee...eeeeshh i can go maybe 30??

[@unicyclerforlife24]

Been trying to find that video for a while. Any idea what it’s called?

[@Hello-su6og]

@@unicyclerforlife24 I stole millions from these companies

[@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb]

"I got a great deal it was a steal"

[@Cronama]

Can't wait to hear a week later how Sam irreparably breaks this fucking thing in the most hilarious way possible.

[@itstoogooditswaytoogood3211]

lmfao Sam literally bought the exact model of car that Ryan Dunn killed himself wrapping around a tree in 2011... a 2010 Porshe 911 GT3... so much for those "ceramic carbon brakes"

[@anonony9081]

Dunn was also driving drunk and high on who knows what

[@APolishPlayer]

His car was also modded to the brim.

[@jasonmaguire7552]

Drunk/high/modded car/didn't have time to brake

[@JustinMF11]

@@sei_asagiri citation needed.

[@chocolatewheelchair]

Yeah mane this video didn’t feel right

[@MunchinMaQuchy]

As someone who lives in New England all gonna say Sam is just be careful and don't bend a rim on a pothole.

[@shadow50HD]

I’d be scared to leave my house tbh.

[@jaykob2482]

And Sam's building is in Pawtucket, too. Nothing but potholes.

[@DEMiURGE455]

New Orleans has the worst roads

[@HoboJIm117]

I just had to buy 3x new rims because I've driven for years near DC and bent my shit up bad with all the potholes

[@AllofJudea]

@Kade what's KS? Kock Sucka?

[@literallyshaking8019]

Sam is 6’5” and Nick is damn near eye level with him. I never realized he was that tall.

[@GreggValue]

Nick said himself he's 6'0"

[@Kshea44ify]

Duuude 6'5?! 6'4!?!?! Dare I say it 6'9?! THESE FREAKIN' DUDES ARE SO FUCKIN BIG, MAN. AWWW HOLY SHIT THE SIZE OF THESE GOYS. 6'3??? Not a man unless 6'1. 5'10???? No way my man. 6'5.5? Yeah I'm thinkin' it's okay. Hairlines, heights and homo tendencies with guy modernity.

[@satan1189]

@@GreggValue no way nicks 6'0

[@GreggValue]

@@satan1189 He said it on the podcast once. He may have been rounding. idk

[@143jcm]

Sam is 5'9 I've met him

[@DCtheGod]

My favorite hobby is drinking and driving. No seatbelt.

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

Drinking makes my hand steadier at the wheel, it science.

[@zobistone]

American past time

[@change_your_destiny420]

It helps me focus

[@Zgembo121]

Faster you drve, faster u get there, therefore less chance for accident

[@sickboy4029]

Wearing an eye patch

[@ttgk8506]

You can tell Nick wants to roast Sam and tell him what a terrible purchase this is

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

One of the highest appreciating cars of the last 3 years

[@nickcove]

It’s an investment !

[@No1TypeC]

@@sei_asagiri Except he's actually gone to track race it. Guess you didn't pay attention

[@liq8898]

@@nickcove a car is very rarely ever an investment lmao

[@No1TypeC]

@@sei_asagiri Yeah. He went with Moe

[@ashgonza92]

You can tell Nick is in shock Sam actually did this and Sam is a little defensive in the beginning because Nick is giving him shit for it.

[@Wxman9123]

Nick definitely had anxiety being in that car with his life in Sam's hands.

[@avtist5639]

he knows how many cars Sam has crashed

[@cheetonation]

he looked terrified right here lol 3:40

[@maybeaspider3456]

getting a beat up old V6 to push 130 while the whole thing rattles and you feel like you're floating is the adrenaline rush all real men secretly crave

[@Freddy_Confetti]

The Ryan Dunn special

[@dtreezy]

he crashed an evo in high school and like paralyzed his friend i'd be shitting too

[@williamhawley6579]

I like how as soon as Sam asked to keep the KZbin clips to a ten minute max these videos started bein 20 30 minutes

[@xxOmnipresencexx]

this is the official channel broski he's getting paid and everything has Sam's blesssing

[@williamhawley6579]

@@xxOmnipresencexx Shit fair enough, thanks man. I thought it seemed very legit. I’m not offended either way just thought that was funny

[@xxOmnipresencexx]

@@williamhawley6579 He might roll it back to 10min once those first few GT3RS payments hit his checkbook

[@williamhawley6579]

Hahaha yeahhhh who knows though it seems like he’s very flush right now

[@Nismo12345678]

Sam the type of guy who will go on an arctic expedition with shorts and a Canada Goose Jacket

[@danielfenton1686]

Sam Wisconsin Hyde

[@F_r_a_n_y]

Can't believe he didn't buy a Mercedes from Nick.

[@hehoohooington510]

I think Sam wanted a manual car

[@commanderrussels2612]

Mercedes are junk

[@dg8522]

@@commanderrussels2612 🤓

[@MrCarGuy]

@@commanderrussels2612 Yeah, now. Not before about 2006

[@D1sc0rd-]

The only comedians I liked: Trevor Moore (DEAD) Norm Macdonald (DEAD) Sam Hyde (❓)

[@victorkreig6089]

We can be friends

[@bud389]

Sam could have donated that car for children in Africa to eat.

[@--___--d]

Cant even eat a car

[@SkiingBundleofStyx]

@@--___--d never doubt a starving Ethiopian

[@GhostofTradition]

looks like his mom finally gave him that $4k

[@tommyobama7811]

Sam made every mistake he and Nick warned us not to make.

[@visible7044]

he bought it cash from crypto gains from his nft what does it matter. how is that a mistake lol

[@BabyMachine]

my thoughts, too

[@tq6892]

@@visible7044 he got a loan

[@johnnymartinez478]

@@visible7044 crypto crash and this was from the show being green lit

[@spitfire3311]

@@visible7044 what crypto gains crypto has been down for like a fucking year

[@realgrilledsushi]

“Anything taken to its extreme is lesbian” - Sam Hyde, 2022

[@victorkreig6089]

*lebanese

[@mr.100rupees3]

Crazy how Sam could commit such a terrible road accident and tik tok will defend him because of his good looks and stature

[@JackCZSR]

The supra will always be the coolest car sam has imo

[@meatspin17779]

He also has a Soarer apparently

[@coffeepot3123]

His choice of rims for the supra made the community shoot themselves in the mouth with a rifle tough.

[@przyna]

@@coffeepot3123 what wheels are on it?

[@coffeepot3123]

@@przyna See with your own eyes.

[@deeznutz8320]

That fucked up trans Am is cool too

[@Samuel-sx1mq]

@2:15 Nick dresses like one of the "bad guys" from (Home Alone).

[@tonyelectionfraud669]

The cold ass rider himself holding the door open for Samir Hydeshi.

[@chuckhorus3228]

Sam and Nicks chemistry is unreal

[@kingpoostick]

If Sam has seriously bought this I'm unsubscribing and not giving him more money on gumroad. Is this what he is doing with his money?

[@kanjoracer4914]

Good to see Sam enjoying himself with a new car

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

14 year old new car, he deserves it

[@drownthepoor]

@@BorisBidjanSaberi11 Those cars are never really "not new". That said, I don't like most Porsches after 1997. If I could afford it though, sure I'd have it.

[@mrboss9619]

Sam is so clearly bothered by nick not actually liking this death box lmao

[@johnnymartinez478]

I knew what nick was talking about when he said “ this is how you die in cars”. I got into a 1990s integra with 400hp with stock breaks… I have never been so worried getting into a car if we hit anything we would descitingrate

[@Tsukiakarix]

@@sei_asagiri For us peasants 400hp is crazy

[@Dingbobber]

@@sei_asagiri 400hp is fast bro what are u on

[@Epic501]

@@Dingbobber He's on the internet

[@Garf2O]

@@Dingbobber kid played forza once and seen a couple "CRAZY 1400BHP HONDA?!?!?!" videos on youtube and thinks hes a god lmao

[@joshgross8741]

Immediately drops 50+HP with those two in it.

[@mikehawk9784]

😂😂😂

[@th3ch0z3n]

Sammy has those arms of steel nowadays

[@Malak-ok7kg]

When did Sam become rich enough to commit to 250k on a car with interest? Good for him though the GT3 is a beautiful car.

[@deeznutz8320]

Hè has been making money for the past few years, becoming a independant artist did wonders

[@melc311]

Supposedly he got a bunch of loans and bought as much crypto and bet on trump back in 2016. Not to mention all the gumroad money.

[@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb]

Mom, it's really important.

[@abyss1997]

he made a few milli off that nft project

[@mattyboyanderson]

The sight of these two hulks squeezing into a sportscar is comedy gold

[@vesacksi]

Seeing sam behind the wheel makes me smile

[@Garf2O]

Its a amazing experience as long as youre not the one in the car with him

[@THESLlCK]

Knowing that someone’s fingers are gonna be staying in his side intakes

[@quasi9749]

questionable buy, a polaris slingshot would be more sensible

[@change_your_destiny420]

Life decisions, house 🤷‍♂️or car that's the same price of a home?

[@satan1189]

"Lets play cky in this thing" Nobody has ever managed to make me laugh on a ryan dunn death joke except nick

[@PillageMontage]

Sam… it was hilarious seeing you in that same blue shirt with those shorts in Brandon’s corner. Stay killing the game

[@Tooeneo]

Nick asking Joey to open the hidden photo folder in his phone god damn man 🤣

[@Cocoa1million]

sams entire brand: nothing is cool, nothing can make you cool same after porsche: porsches are cool and make you cool

[@alexscottthompson812]

It's tough to see Sam try to cope with not being able to afford the red and blue one... I guess they were right, he really has fallen off.

[@madkvideo]

Thank you Mondo Megabits buyers!

[@g2h0]

sam should host top gear

[@kinggg376]

Nick looking for the look of the "Home alone" burglars.

[@visionplusdrive]

Nicholas "Wet Bandit" Rochefort

[@MillywiggZ]

Sam just get an MX5 already, come on.

[@Spitfire200]

He test drove a similar car a while ago, but he decided not to get it because it reminded him of Bruce too much.

[@satan1189]

@@Spitfire200 the fiat spyder ?

[@brando847]

Can’t even tell what’s a bit anymore

[@Christoph-sd3zi]

It's right out of the Protocols of the Elders Of Zion

[@dg8522]

Theres nick who looks like he could buy a porsche, then theres sam who actually bought the porsche 😂

[@lizardinthelites]

i used to think sam was actually struggling for a while. pretty obv hes a trust fund baby and never had issues financially. still a funny guy.

[@ethanb8709]

It's called buying ethereum in 2015

[@lizardinthelites]

@@ethanb8709 everyone bought ethereum in 2015

[@Terf1988]

yeah that was mostly a bit, like in his "so you want to see smocaine 3 early" video. like you said, still funny though

[@ethanb8709]

@@lizardinthelites okay tesseractsigma

[@greenerdayz5527]

Really smart purchase from the guy always giving people advice

[@spitfire3311]

@AceMotoring because dollars are worth less

[@SimMaster]

What's going on big guy?

[@MrMadraMhor]

This is the most upsetting thing I've seen Sam do.

[@GuiltyNoticer]

So you stole this car from a poor future-engineer American kid?

[@jimbobriboflavin6742]

If he hasn’t bought the house yet, this is proof he’s given up😂

[@MetroidMan90]

Sam still hasn't bought a house yet but he'll buy this... smh

[@JokahFACE]

You could buy a decent house for how much this car is 😂

[@Rory695]

@@sei_asagiri theyre fake hands hater

[@drinkinouttacups2665]

@@sei_asagiri stay mad you've commented the same shit over and over again. Why aren't you the one driving this car?

[@KingK-vl6cc]

does he still live with his mom then?

[@bigpileofpuke]

Sam is a lone wolf, what does he need with buying a house?

[@fs12000]

God a 997.2 gt3 rs I’m coming, the Mezger engine is pure pornography

[@GameFaceFail]

That gumroad must be absolutely poppin geeez dood

[@cigarrett]

250k for a 12 year old Porsche??? Ah geez dude

[@I53-624]

Yea you’re clueless lmao

[@__-bz7wh]

The next generation of mid life crises

[@deeznutz8320]

It always is a Porsche lol

[@Christoph-sd3zi]

Yep - skip the wife and kids and mortgage part of life and go right to the MLC

[@__-bz7wh]

@@deeznutz8320 or a corvette

[@Swad-cf8nc]

Hope Nicks getting a big chunk of this cause the only reason worth watching this junks cause of him.

[@WGNTAidan]

Lol didn't Sam horribly maim and nearly kill a friend of his in high school driving like this?

[@zobistone]

Really damn

[@jaykob2482]

Really? Are you serious?

[@jasonmaguire7552]

Yeah in the loot crates vid pt 2 he says he crashed into a tree but didn't say maimed anyone

[@WGNTAidan]

@@jasonmaguire7552 the guy had a severe brain injury apparently, there's a thread on Reddit

[@dudecool7915]

@@WGNTAidan link?

[@143jcm]

You should buy one of those huge $150k watches next

[@mindegrade3403]

Genuinely can’t tell the line between comedy and reality anymore

[@chocolatewheelchair]

whatre you trying to ryan dunn yourself

[@iCdizzily]

i thought sam was a cultured supra fan. but turns out hes just another porsche youtube influencer

[@g3nj1]

This is exactly what I was waiting for. I worked all day, and thought to myself, I want to watch a new Sam Hyde perfect clips episode. I opened KZbin and BAM first thing in the feed. I was also wondering how many speeding tickets Sammy boy gets.

[@NeglegentDischarge]

Tbh doesn't seem like a sam car at all

[@numarkaz]

I always underestimate Sam's wealth.

[@itstoogooditswaytoogood3211]

Part of sams schtick is how insane and irresponsible he is and as long as his fan base responds positively to it he’s going to be rewarded for it every time

[@Unmedicated_Moments]

@@HieronymousLex That's the con, dude. You just described the whole con

[@Walker888]

i love how nick looks like some poor bastard that wants to talk to you outside of walmart and asks for a buck after telling you about how is father wasnt around for 10 minutes as you keep aiming your body away hinting that you want out.

[@meriokingston]

I can't bring my dunky?

[@helixdraco]

Sam knowing the type designations and everything for porsche surprised me I didn't expect him to be a porsche guy

[@sjuvanet]

How to ruin your life FAST!

[@naished]

Nice but my Kia Stinger would smoke this

[@lukeharrison4650]

The way Sam was lighting and smoking that cigarette like its some little novelty mini cigar

[@One9nine]

Sam I’m beyond proud of you ! you got yourself an amazing vehicle and some thing you can beat the piss out of and sell it for what you got it for that’s fing bad ass! Very happy for you !!

[@jerryrocketandthegogogirls3517]

I love the sarcasm lol

[@vt8414]

“Certain fans have autism and it upsets them when there’s no continuity” what a genuine guy looking out for his disabled fans.

[@ryanhall9347]

why are yanks obsessed with driving manuals all the time - "I'm a real driver bro"

[@Christoph-sd3zi]

They're OK if you aren't sitting in MA traffic like Sam will be

[@kevina.4036]

Actually most yanks drive autos so they can gobble cheeseburgers behind the wheel

[@R3IMU]

Damn, Sam bought one of my dream cars. I honestly like the 997 GT3 better than the 991 or 992. It's not crazy fast, but it vibes. Good choice! :)

[@waynep8007]

I'm surprised those to big meatheads could fit in that car.

[@DopeFiend]

Nick is gold.

[@usarmyconstitution1]

This car was bought with 100% blood money. It is cursed.

[@conorkobrien]

Cool! RS seats! Everybody's favorite! 💀

[@orangelambo5324]

this is where your dollars go, pay pigs

[@terryhughes7196]

I've probably seeing 100 GT3 test videos and this one is by far the best and most exciting. Pure energy Sam and. Nick keep it up. Think it dream it do it

[@pixelwings]

I saw a Porsche once at walgreens. The lady driving it looked like a real B.

[@Christoph-sd3zi]

@@sei_asagiri even the guys

[@PerfectGuyLife]

its where we stock up on icy hot

[@finnsharp6138]

Seeing Brandon just casually there like an npc

[@NexusCapital]

How does Nick know so much about houses lol

[@peasanttoking6839]

Him and his wife fix them up and flip them

[@jl_finesse]

I wonder the same

[@chocolatewheelchair]

He has his real estate license hung at his dad’s architectural firm

[@NexusCapital]

@@chocolatewheelchair fr?

[@deeznutz8320]

@@NexusCapital Yeah plus his brother is a real estate agent, he helped Sam picking houses

[@jonvia]

Imagine Sam going to jail for reeckless driving in a Bruce Lee shirt. The troopahs would have a field day wit him.

[@JusticeforLiberty]

Cred maxxxing is pretty awesome.

[@dondelchulia3189]

Congrats to Sam for scamming his fans into buying him a GT3

[@Christoph-sd3zi]

Sam is the biggest meth dealer in the Greater Boston area

[@coffeepot3123]

"I'm glad you went with it tough, it's very you Sammy!" - Nick

[@deeznutz8320]

Wholesome fren moment

[@sickboy4029]

Had a regular at the bar I tend that owned a yellow GT-3. I was training a new girl one night, and was stressed out, so GT-3 lady tossed me the keys and told me to take it out for a ride. I've always loved Stuttgart Stallions, but the GT-3 is fucking bonkers fast!