Sam Hyde & Nick on CRAZY Fake Martial Arts

[@brainmuncher300]

mr piker is no match for the ancient art of aikido

[@THESLlCK]

aikido works. You just gotta be so good at it to not hurt them and not get hurt because you let go of them

[@forloco6508]

@@THESLlCK ok

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

@@THESLlCK it works in theory. some things work..

[@THESLlCK]

@Hulk Hogan all I’m saying is, if they didn’t raise our interest rates you’d probably not care about the gefilte fish people.

[@Jon1on]

@Hulk Hogan HH brother

[@draculinalilith396]

the only martial artists i follow is Steven Seagal. what a legendary master of martial forms. Blessed by rice priests.

[@Zonedoutallthetime]

Honorary Russian Mongrel Steven Seagal

[@Gamxin]

Ew

[@cowboyschad5x778]

And that’s why you will remain undefeated

[@doomsday6372]

The legend taught Anderson Silva the front kick!!!!

[@kinsmart7294]

@@doomsday6372 He tried teaching Silva the Dhalsim movement but Silva did it wrong

[@TemporaryName80]

11:11 "His name's Callous Hands" Me: "He sounds like a literal beast of a man...." 13:36 "...C.A.L.A.S.A.N.Z. Me: Well, yeah, obviously

[@rustyshackleford6069]

I don’t understand

[@Darealog963]

Me: shoots you with a big gun “Cringe”

[@Cypress77]

Bruce Lee would get dropped by any American athlete over 6'2" in a street fight.

[@cowboyschad5x778]

Just like in “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” If the size differential is great enough eventually it will neutralize skill, You could be the best technical fighter in the world have great fundamentals footwork grappling striking submissions and defense but if someone Floyd Mayweathers size fought someone Brock Lesnars size all the skill in the world wouldn’t be able to compensate. That’s why firearms exist. They equalize everything

[@jennifersignsoflife1375]

@@cowboyschad5x778 Yeah, both of my "gentle giant" sons are each 6'10" & 270lbs, and they were very tall as kids. Even in elementary school all the bullies targeted them bc of their size. They're now 28 & 40 years old and they hate going out where there's drinking bc that amplifies the bullies. Even when they're trying to hide in a corner, the smallest, drunkest guys will find them & target them! My youngest tried playing flag football in Middle School but came home the first week crying bc he'd "hurt someone". He said, "Mom, all I did was stand there & he just ran into me!". He quit that day. All they have to do NOW is *"just stand there"!* They're NEVER the aggressor, so they're not worried about someone being armed, but I AM. Luckily, they're smart, so they avoid conflicts & can de-escalate situations bc of all their experience.

[@thegrapefruitheart]

The size differential thing is true pretty much always. but there are a few cool exceptions - look up "pettas vs young". 5'10" guy fighting a 7'1" guy and winning

[@jacobs4545]

Ignore this post, manlet danger zone

[@adamprato7187]

Get the surviving Barbarian Twin in WP2. Bet he'll work for real cheap.

[@Grayfox988]

Them bringing up the fucking twins unlocked some ancient memories.

[@RichieDigs]

Old Kung Fu flicks are the shit though.

[@Cronama]

Of course, choreographed fights are hype.

[@nephilimrephaim3949]

Nick's impression of dubbed Kung fu movies is perfect and he did that shit on the spot 😂😂

[@Okaysir99]

So true Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort

[@Liquid_Mike]

OMG so trueee

[@chummymcgee2823]

@@Liquid_Mike member gang

[@SUBARCTICPSYCHO]

Not true. I've used the cigar cutter move multiple times in real life to great effect. The homeless guys minding their own business never saw it coming.

[@Harry11enderson]

My favorite martial art is gunfu

[@cowboyschad5x778]

Yes. Sometimes though you might want to be able to defend yourself without going to prison, Guns will keep you alive but if you use it against aggressive diversity the justice system will make you pay, If you can win with your hands and avoid having to squeeze a trigger you’d be better off in a lot of cases. It’s better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it though

[@Harry11enderson]

@@cowboyschad5x778 yeah but diversity comes in packs

[@justkidding8304]

Is that the stuff where you wield finger-guns in your underwear?

[@The18x18x]

Barbarian brothers were in DC Cab! Those guys are hilarious, glad they are still kicking around.

[@JoKoy234]

I just lovw how they zoomed out of the vid exactly at the time that dude was getting smashed. Ffs

[@BeatsByZ3P0]

0:33 this is how I discovered the 7th Chamber sample

[@lowdavey9474]

"Let's go rice priest" hahaahha that had me dying🤣🤣🤣

[@benitofranklyn4237]

Steven Seagal once tried to put Mr. Perfect, who was not expecting it therefor not ready to defend himself, in an Aikido wrist lock, Hennig quickly freed himself and put Seagal in a standing armlock, Seagal went to one knee, winced in pain and gave up. Later on Mr. Perfect apologized to Seagal, but not without wishing him greetings from Jude Gene LeBell.

[@milkyer8140]

i love using these techniques on my 6 year old little brother always work for me

[@Droedelzak]

23:12 Jean-Claude Van Damme is Belgian.

[@voxrepeatpercussion]

I was forced into taking up taekwondo as a kid and I was the only kid there who didn't manage to break one of those boards. Thanks to that humiliating experience, I'm now watching Sam and Nick talking about bs martial arts.

[@TheTdw2000]

lol you're weaker than a 3 year old

[@Melvin7727]

At 13:08, I don't know if I'm crazy, but I feel like Nick is doing the music from Megaman X4 web spider stage

[@deadgame9980]

As soon as you see that Enter The Dragon hairdo,you know it on

[@kaizenproductions00]

If you do the SSI, you'll be unstoppable

[@Owen-C1997]

HAHAHA im into bodybuilding and ive seen quite a lot of the barbarian brothers old videos. I never thought id see the boys watching the barbarian brothers 😂

[@AlonzoPichardo]

He looks like prince in the training vid in front of the ring

[@DoomMishima]

The thing is... is that none of these martial arts would be a problem if its practitioners weren't trying to sell you its bullshit as practical. Tai-Chi, Taekwondo, Kung-Fu, and Karate all deserve to be called Martial Arts. They are all rooted in history and each have their uses and are very beautiful, Kung Fu especially. Just never let anyone tell you that they will save you in a fight. Learn to kickbox, a bit of wrestling, and Jiu-Jitsu.

[@benitofranklyn4237]

Taekwondo is not like totally fake, it's just not the best technique, but you train punching and kicking. Karate and Taekwondo are usually still better than Kung Fu and Aikido. For Kids BJJ is probably the best, since you basically learn schoolyard fighting, you learn how to take someone down and hold them there. And you learn headlock escapes, which is the most important technique in childhood.

[@mefipulate]

should have watched the dankula video

[@luv-lost]

1:50 Dude is a legend! I love how cheesy KungFu flicks are. As someone who fought for years it is a guilty pleasure.

[@ronaldcoleman2217]

These martial arts do teach people discipline, which is pretty damn important.

[@CivilizedWasteland]

You can just do normal sports

[@lewiswetzel8617]

They should review Charlie Zelenoff fights.

[@YungPollock]

in my experience a lot of the tkd schools near me are pretty open to admit that their main focus is more on health and longevity/flexibility. Personally moved onto boxing but depending on the school can be a good entry level 'martial arts' style to go from nothing to something

[@Caysonator007]

I’ve caught kicks. But I never really throw them.

[@NeroAngelo616]

First time seeing Nick have regret. Was cool to see sam be blown away by the A-Team collab photo and seeing both mirin' true Chads.

[@TheGrmany69]

Awesome martial arts movies died with "Fearless" and "Hero".

[@jamesparkerone]

I think them yellow trainers are the only ones I have ever seen an American wear that I would actually wear myself.

[@bobbobertbobberton1073]

This is how cults start.

[@RP-dy5mu]

Why has no charlatan yet come out to claim that you can "buff" yourself spiritually. Like you still need to fight but now because you are chi empowered you got bonus damage +50%. It'd be much more effective of a scam than to claim you can shoot rays of chi. Would be much harder to debunk, just say that "yeah ofc you lost you need to level up your fight skills and buff skills simply put"

[@Migillis]

Briefcase to the face was on point though

[@HarperSanchez]

Mad dog! Bring him to the states, Sam. Jet get him to do it.

[@DildoBaggins.]

She put him in a self defense situation

[@Liquid_Mike]

AKA *"Big Poppa Pumptato"*

[@tubesism]

Go look at Jackie Chan’s old movies. The fights are very believable with some extra flash and flair. I’m convinced you don’t see fights like in Gorgeous (1999) in the ufc because the fighters just aren’t skilled enough! Nobody’s skilled enough to fight like that without choreography, but the strikes and footwork and parries/head movement all look excellent! Much better than modern action movies with shaky cameras! Chan couldn’t have filmed those scenes without using real fighters!

[@sm-xc6fn]

Wheres the fucking livestreams on gumroad they're like 3 weeks behind

[@yatrtiah]

"Give me your rice" lmaooo

[@Mr-Casko]

I love martial Arts 🎉

[@thetitanoneonefiveninethre1055]

MDE never died

[@CashewBestofNuts]

I trained in taekwondo when I was younger, classes were free(if you memorized a bible verse) at the church taught by a 3 time world kickboxing champion(at the time). He would allow full contact sparing if you sparred him first and I watch some people ring each others bell. He asked me to hit him because bring in first grade I was afraid to hit others, I broke a kids nose in kindergarten that bullied me. I bloodied the taekwondo guys lip and it scared me even more. He eventually invited me to his mansion and he had a room wall to wall covered in martial arts weapons. He asked me to pick one and trained me in it. So I guess taekwondo can be bs, but it you translate the training into actual fighting it can be helpful for learning reactions for fights. The dance moves they have you perform for the belt levels are meant to train muscle memory for that purpose.

[@cowboyschad5x778]

Yeah Tae Kwon Doe can be useful

[@dwn2573]

What movie is this from?

[@tryhardf844]

What movie?

[@CashewBestofNuts]

@@cowboyschad5x778 it's taught to kids to give them a structured activity to channel their energy and hopefully lead to real martial arts or other sports. It's a foundation to build off of.

[@CashewBestofNuts]

@@dwn2573 my life bro

[@Screwby_Jones6200]

We need Nick Mullen on the Pod. 😂

[@hephup1768]

Haha, I used to train Muay Thai at Calasanz gym in Norwalk like ten years ago. Guy’s a fucking freak

[@filipfenix]

dude forgot to put his forcefield on XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@heldhostageplshelp]

Wish Sam would make a video on how to do the Egg/Cigar Cutter.

[@christdolphin69]

PGL_0055_SmokeAlarmASMR was hands down, the BEST pgl podcast ep they've ever done. sam is FINALLY relaxed and they seem like they've met before and are actually friends in this one. they're both really funny here and do little bits. so perfect. made me so happy that $5/month for 2 years finally paid off someone pass that along to samuel

[@Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack]

Come and get a free session, because it’s gonna tell you who or what, is gonna change you.

[@Leon-zu1wp]

Sam's anger over these narration channels is so accurate. KZbin is almost completely useless because you can't even watch any original videos anymore.

[@Afflictamine]

J tube

[@joeleonard9965]

@@chad4858 Thank god you can preview videos

[@jackbsk2149]

its part of the cultural malaise we're in man. everything is just a simulacrum. nothing is original, on the internet, the tv, all of our culture. makes me sick.

[@TheMagnumDon]

@@chad4858 bro that's why I would try to find a specific channel that uploads that shit exclusively

[@Elohim100]

LOL like that 19 year old kid that steals videos from the internet and uses his monotone voice over what happened in them (it's self explanatory) and gets millions of views.

[@vampvhs]

“Stabbings are crazy.” “Stabbings are crazy? What do you mean?” “There’s like-… umm… stabbings are crazy.”

[@LongWarEnjoyer]

Right? Crazy!

[@Pax_Mayn3]

@@LongWarEnjoyer That's crazy.

[@johnmcafeedidntkillhimself]

Stabbings are crazy.

[@realBarronTrump]

FAHHHCCTTSS

[@vicegardens5546]

7:04

[@ozymandias3097]

People spend decades learning to fight only to end up getting shot by a fat dude in a tank-top

[@CivilizedWasteland]

Take your swing

[@daroachdoggSR]

I doubt it

[@kingofthegrill]

Lesson one of MMA: Get a gun

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

@@kingofthegrill gunkata

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

@@CivilizedWasteland except both of those guys didnt have shirts of any kind on lmao

[@Scrumdumn]

sam hyde wanting to go on jre and troll him saying wing chun cancels all his martial arts is the funniest thing ever to me

[@Elohim100]

Joe Rogan never even fought in MMA but all these meatheads who think he's a god authority over it lol

[@drewmartinez6628]

@@Elohim100 they only think that because he’s been with ufc for so long as an announcer as well as his work on fear factor. Other than that his podcasts are dogshit. Except the clips out of context.

[@Anthroparian]

@@drewmartinez6628 “they’re ass except for the good parts” Yeah man that makes sense except for the parts where it doesn’t

[@drewmartinez6628]

@@Anthroparian where in my comment did I state any of that? If I could award you the award for farthest reach I would.

[@rachard]

​@@drewmartinez6628Nice pfp Misses his streams do you know anyone wsimilar contwn like gypsy?

[@CryHavocWarDog]

Once I became a level 768 Chi Bomb Master in the Yellow Bamboo, I found I was putting myself in dangerous situations, just to justify fighting. The violence and power becomes addictive. I once negotiated peace between the Bloods and the Crips, so that I could convince them to join forces, just to fight their unified force.. while my wife was at home, sleeping with them. That is the dark side of chi power that they don't tell you about in the demonstration videos.

[@Pax_Mayn3]

Yea, but you wouldn't say that to my face kiddo.

[@kingofthegrill]

Reminds me of the time my friends and I were burning down a rival dojo and the Dojo Master, an obese white man smoking a cigar, dispatched of us and put the fire out. Never did get that man's name...

[@Richlucch]

“Give me rice “ nick has the best lines ever

[@lucastscurrah]

Yeah give him your rice.

[@alpharoo2581]

I'll take your rice!

[@Richlucch]

@@chinaboy7850 I subscribe to gumroad i just get overwhelmed by the 200 podcasts posted i never watch em lmao

[@chinaboy7850]

@@Richlucch I just look at the most recent 5 lmao

[@Richlucch]

@@chinaboy7850 will doo

[@scottp3404]

Nick laughing at himself calling monks rice priests is the best shit ever

[@GrandDukeMushroom]

Wololooo

[@GrandDukeMushroom]

so the Vatican are macaroni priests... gotta be

[@KneGros-nc1ss]

Whats the Nordic pagans? Oatmeal monks?

[@Initial__B]

Does every small town have a martial arts school with a r8pist Sensei?

[@cowboyschad5x778]

Yes. He keeps the locals in check.

[@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb]

I was gonna learn Judo once but I looked at the pictures and realized it was a small room with 1 exit and 4 teachers. No windows. It looked old and outdated as hell and the dudes were all old, for some reason I figured if they were to try and rape me I was screwed so I didn't go lmfao.

[@rastagoobers8567]

Yes

[@seedem7861]

​@@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb judging by your description, that's either a diddler dojo or the best place to learn judo in their entire country.

[@FreeAllenWrench]

All that stuff works really well; so long as you've been practicing for 10 years and you're attacked by someone who's never fought a day in their life. A 2 year boxer will run you over in a heartbeat tho.

[@Goths-On-The-Beach]

​@old man strength very true

[@FreeAllenWrench]

@old man strength Why the fuck did you have to say exactly what i was saying only harder? Chill the fuck out, dude.

[@ElselchoGaming]

Boxing and boxing adjacent martial arts are top tier.

[@coffeepot3123]

@old man strength If i trained 50 years in the way of the armadillo, you'd all be crawling with broken shins tbh.

[@Stealth_boy]

A literal 2 year old would obliterate all these dudes

[@someotherguy43]

“Come on rice priest!”

[@dantim1001]

We need a compilation of Nick’s car advice

[@Adam444Tv]

“I wish this car had hands so I could rip them off” 😅

[@mikem5475]

Europa the last battle my friend

[@KingK-vl6cc]

@HULKHOGANADHH HH brother

[@dantim1001]

@Hulk Hogan Mmh I trust you is it that good? 12hours just to know which Acura I should buy seems a lot

[@CarlAshton]

It’s called perfect guy life and it’s 5 dollars per month

[@rustydowd879]

It would be funny to teach chi projection and single out one student, and everytime they try to chi attack you, not react and tell them they don't have it yet and make them think they can'tfigure it out. Subject them to hours of 1 on 1 lessons just to mess with them.

[@at5297]

Then turn the power off during one of these 1 on 1 lessons while the student is trying to chi project and make it seem like he's actually the most powerful fighter to be born in 100 years.

[@ChaosLemonVIII]

You have something more powerful than chi, the power to gaslight

[@NitroDubzzz]

Hey Joey? Joey? Make sure when you edit the video of someone getting punched that you zoom out and show me Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort sitting on the couch and make sure I can only see the TV screen from a distance. That's the viewing angle we want to see joey. Thank you Joey, your check is in the mail

[@JP-xw2kf]

lmao idk where Sam found his gang of zoomers but they're all terrible

[@Zzz-j2f]

I blame Bic. Dude is an og MDE spoof character.

[@coltonwhite2518]

Probably trying to avoid demonetization.

[@lil_lizard4766]

8:52 spooky moment Sam allows himself to become possessed by the spirit of a small Korean child.

[@user-hy5hs2wk2i]

He got dat thang in him

[@vidlwebby3304]

@@user-hy5hs2wk2i he can assemble sneakers like nobody’s business

[@___-_____-]

Sam raging against fight analysis videos has me rolling because that’s exactly my react 😂

[@zachburskey8868]

THEY NEVER PUT AN ORIGINAL LINK! Then because of the algorythm it becomes buried over the lazy channels and you can never find it again.

[@leethax100]

To answer the TaeKwonDo question seriously: It came about to teach a rabble of unarmed borderline retarded peasants how to defend themselves. The main thing it teaches you is how to be taught. Very discipline oriented, great for children. It's also a component of the Korean military for the same reason. It's a great way to take someone with no discipline, or even basic physicality, and make them into a cookie cutter lv 1 NPC. Then you can go from there teaching them real skills. Just like Joe Rogan, people who are serious about martial arts go on to learn a different style for grappling and striking, which TKD almost completely ignores. Another reason TKD is everywhere is because of the Korean war. South Korea was basically an American colony, so tons of people got the opportunity to come to the USA. Most "Chinese" restaurants are actually Vietnamese or Korean. And most martial arts studios are Korean, at least in my area.

[@shmegma4371]

They should've opened Japanese restaurants cuz then u can charge a lot more.

[@wisemage0]

The first few kicks are legitimately practical; but walking in circles and posing aggressively while counting to ten in Korean is kinda goofy, and pretty much all of the black-belt attacks resemble gymnastics more than any kind of self-defence. But if for whatever reason you really want to kick someone in the head: Tae-Kwon-Doe has got you covered. 👍

[@tongpoo8985]

And I mean even if it's not at all a complete fighting system, it will teach how to kick like a mule.

[@CashewBestofNuts]

Philipinos, chinese, all sorts of asians run chinese or japanese restaurants but whatever kind of restaurant it is its typically a different country of origin the people running it are from. First chinese resturaunt in my town was run by a chinese family, they would travel to china once a year and bring my family gifts. I would get grocery bags full of Chinese candy every time. They went out of buisness when the town got larger though and one of the daughters married a laotian man and they opened a japanese restaurant/ sushi bar

[@Scrumdawgrizzillionaire]

Yeah its a great tool and will make your kicks fucking nasty but you should also learn other martial arts. Luckily my master also taught ju-jitsu and mauy tai and encouraged us to try them as well. He had boxing instructors on staff as well as another ju-jitsu guy who just did that. Also brought in a capoeira instructor once as a special class and same with a krav maga person. So I always knew tae kwon do wasn't the greatest simulation of real fighting but at the same time if you can land a good back kick on someone you'll put them down. Should just also know ground defense, submissions, good punching and knees and elbows.

[@federationprime]

I can agree that Taw Kwon Do points sparring is bull, either you go for points or kick the other guy in the groin hard enough he can’t fight back and pray the refs don’t notice. My balls still hurt.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

The entire reason why I deliberately avoid causing any trouble whatsoever isn't because everyone carries a gun, it's because 90% of the MMA fighters I've met are skinny, pale skinned, glasses wearing zoomers that are completely unassuming. Getting shot by a crazy person is whatever, but getting pinned down and having your ass handed to you by someone half your size is next level emasculating

[@Brutal_Warlord]

@@tomwozne what if they grab me back tho

[@JonnyCrackers]

@@Brutal_Warlord You embrace them lovingly and whisper sweet nothings into their ear.

[@Zzz-j2f]

@@Brutal_Warlord just jam your thumbs into their eye sockets by any means possible. Or just get a good small tactical fixed blade like a KaBar TDI or TDI Imvestigator. Emerson “Wave” knives STINK.

[@bunguaamongus]

They're not half your size if you get shit on idiot. I'm 6'5 240 lbs and unless your my size, your lil bullshitzu isn't gonna do a fucking thing against raw strength. Can I take on a gorilla cuz I know how to do fairy shit? No. Raw strength > all. There's a reason weight classes exist, full stop.

[@murdercide4967]

Carry a quick draw karambit and when they go for a takedown just start slashing and while you do it scream "I had sex with your father!"

[@DavidKFZ]

The irony about the foreign martial arts guy is that if he were 40 years younger he'd probably be an avid Sam Hyde fan

[@gromitpesley]

How could you possibly not that

[@389OpiE]

Anne Frank would be the biggest Sam Hyde fan

[@Michael-k6t4o]

​@@389OpiEthis, so totally absolutely without a doubt THIS

[@DP-lt6rl]

"Yeah give him your rice"

[@maxfinazzo2443]

Imagine the American version of this fake stuff. "I'll defeat you with the power of Jazzercise!"

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

I want Richard Simmons to open a martial arts school now

[@NJOverclocked]

I’m so glad Sam has discovered Xu Xiaodong

[@masteroogway6660]

My theory is karate teachers are just surrogate dads for ages 7-13 single mom boys and really messed up girls, they're just the parental figure you know could hit you but won't

[@ThrobbGoblin]

The Barbarian twins seem so chill. I remember watching their old sword-and-sorcery movie from the 80s, and it seemed like they were just goofing off and having fun- knew how terrible the movie was and were loving it. Hope they're both still doing okay out there.

[@NNNIII972]

David Paul died in 2020 unfortunately. He was the crazier one that was into photography. A recommendation is their hilarious Japanese TV appearance where they bench press and rap

[@herbdelarge]

I'd love to see Sam fight a shaolin martial arts master

[@pucktoad]

Nick's point about kids combat sports is on point. Watch some of these videos online of like middle school wresting. Some of these kids will just pile drive a kid and paralyze them while the hung over volunteer ref does nothing to stop it. And then the mom of the injured kid will get upset and put online as a "Karen."

[@gobblegobble831]

At my wage slave job rn, was yearning for a new nugget of Perfect Clips just a couple hours ago. Thanks pal

[@kanjoracer4914]

Of course Nick and Sam have met The Barbarian twins haha!

[@colerydstrom]

A smocaine style action skit would be great with shitty English dubs done by nick and really bad latent martial arts stunt movement

[@Usammityduzntafraidofanythin]

Count Dankula thumb nail showed up, but you guys didn't endorse him. I'm mad. >:( I'm butt hurt. I'm gonna piss my PANTS.

[@CostantinoVercetti]

One of the Barbarian Brothers has sadly passed away. Awesome dudes.

[@iminumst7827]

One thing people don't get is that these chi martial arts are a variant of a hypnotic cult. The people falling over due to chi-powers are not paid actors, they actually just believe so strongly that the chi-powers work, that when they are attacked by chi-powers they make themselves fall over without realizing that they are doing it. And if you are a master and see this happen consistently, you may end up buying your own con and believing that you truly do have these powers. This con only works because the people being affected by chi actually believe that they are. That's also why you will see some clips of the master's own students being unaffected by the chi, you should be wondering why the master would practice and fail chi in front of his students on someone which wouldn't happen if his students were paid actors, what is actually happening is that sometimes the master makes a mistake and accepts a student who is of the 20% of our population who is very resistant to hypnosis. For those unaware, hypnosis is not a metaphysical concept. It's a physical and scientifically proven phenomenon of how we can enter a state where we are more open to accepting a suggestion as a belief, and a belief as our reality, and how that affects how we feel and act.

[@jennifersignsoflife1375]

This is very true about hypnosis. That's why it's so effective for weight loss & quitting smoking. Thanks for explaining the ties to the -chi sports!

[@Logan_93]

None of them believe it dude. It's a grift. What's with the novel length comment btw? That shit is goofy.

[@1thevm1]

@@Logan_93 midwit spotted

[@Logan_93]

@@1thevm1 I suppose you'd be the expert.

[@Logan_93]

@@1thevm1 jokes aside, Sam has repeatedly said he hates when people leave long ass comments and thinks it's weird as fuck, which it is lmfao.

[@dancegod1691]

“Everyone asked me why my shirts inside out but I was creating a line of shirts called inside out shirts.”

[@relio1540]

stabbings are crazy - Sam

[@bertellijustin6376]

Everybody has a plan until they get hit in the mouth. Then it’s your conditioning that determines your response. If you haven’t been conditioned to aggress your attacker, you likely won’t. Most men will freeze or hesitate at least. That’s why real training requires conditioning. Reactions have to be based in muscle memory so even as the brain is reeling the body is moving. That’s one of the reasons why real fighters train so much for a fight.

[@vampvhs]

If a Chinese man tries to use sneaky chi manipulation to fight you on the beach, always have your pocket sand ready on the defensive

[@bunyann90]

Actually.... Double Punch is a read technique that could have actually saved bin laden... if bin laden learned the ways of hitori hanaksunamoon peking jr then he could have slowed down his heart beat with ninjitsu and one finger death touched every navy seal in 0.32 seconds.

[@yungpm]

I can defeat a whole fleet of Chinese warriors with my chi energy

[@bunyann90]

@@yungpm my chi energy could poison an army of aliens on this flat earth

[@bupkis72]

I can't wait for someone to use the magical power of the earth on me so I can use the magical power of physics to send them lethal projectiles

[@simonthedigger2358]

As a black belt in both Karate and TKD, TKD is really more a Olympic sport rather than martial arts still enjoyed it

[@spiceforspice3461]

Bro pierced the heavens 💀

[@Jarl_egbert]

Kyokushin is the only karate worth doing.

[@crawlingchaos2811]

A good instructor will eventually be like "yeah uh but when you go outside he probably wont let you punch and kick him 15 times, so just go for the eyes after step 1"

[@DoesNotInhale]

Mad Dog (dude who exposes kung fu fakery) has a KZbin channel that is pretty successful. The CCP has taken everything away from him except that. Count Dankula gave him hope to keep fighting. Give him a follow

[@DoesNotInhale]

cant edit post. @xuxiaodong1979 on YT

[@Isosceles8818]

Sam's a classic sperg. Lol

[@catcrapinahat]

"This is my dream, to teach women this fake shit and then charge at them full force" its perfect, the stuff this dude says off the top of his head are better than any poetry. Its absolutely beautiful.

[@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY]

I love it when Nick does the Jean Claude Van Damme voice and talks about questionable sexually charged acts.

[@Libertiffy]

So I took 8 years of Kenpo and Tae Kwon do, never been in a real fight. Then hit high school and my first and only fight was w 3 chicks. I walked away with out a scratch and only lost about 10% of my hair. I was able to split an eyebrow and land a couple body shots. I can say it helped me.

[@GrandDawggy]

I'm a guy and I used to have long hair and one day I got in a fight and the dude grabs the back of my head by the hair while his hands where busy I was landing these hooks to the back of his neck. I was in the shower the next morning washing blood and clumps of hair off my head and laughing the entire time because I was basically fine and I bet that dude couldn't move for a while when he woke up lol

[@Libertiffy]

@@GrandDawggy same I remember pulling so much hair out in the bath. I was so pissed😡

[@ekmad]

21:08 Nick fucking killed me here

[@Scrumdumn]

i practice mma but i do goofy ass over exaggerated wing chun moves in public and tell ppl im s kung fu master

[@SpeakNow2024]

Third degree Taekwondo blackbelt here, inb4 jokes, dont care, I just want everyone to know that when Sam busted out the moves when asked if he recently practiced, that was actually the proper sequence of steps for the first form sequence required to progress in Taekwondo lmao, he was sitting down sure but for anyone in it its obvious he actually knows it lol.

[@smittywarbenyagermangensen4860]

old kung fu movies are so cool. if you think it needs to be accurate then you are a reddit tier stick in the mud