the offlinetv mafia

[@weiyuan20]

Lily: for legal reasons, toast is just joking Toast: for legal reasons, we are actually a religion and not a cult

[@krisparra4313]

Lmao

[@Dreadwin69]

Bless up

[@gunnashades5524]

And tax purposes.

[@shinobione2575]

Same thing

[@whatwhatwhatttttt]

Sykkuno: for legal reasons, i do pay all my taxes

[@luuveon]

Whoever commented “the comfy cartel”, thank you

[@Ymario37]

Ikr!

[@aaargh-angel]

Yea

[@alfiexnakama4678]

Timestamp?

[@no6373]

@@alfiexnakama4678 9:23

[@Zainalkyd]

Adityagantawar

[@ironized]

“I do love cults” - Michael being onboard having asked 0 questions.

[@Klaus2]

In this type of work, questions are a nono

[@darkmasterpkmn]

Chaotic neutral is always been on board with weird shit

[@DeltaSquad5321]

It's in his contract

[@greysub924]

Michael looks excited to join them 😂

[@thebattlecatsfiesta9596]

and i like ya cut

[@alannguyen3636]

Toast: Cult has such negative connotation for it. Me: true Toast: We start a mafia Me: ahh...

[@MiaCreese]

my exact reaction

[@justadan5320]

Ah yes, a man of culture

[@potatoe_man3090]

Capos!

[@destroyer5689]

More positive than a cult

[@rasenganknight]

Toast: It's also a religion Everyone: I do love tax exemption Michael: I do love cults

[@FighterDood]

everytime i see the word cult i hear two words repeated in my head over and over...

[@missexty1566]

ah hahahahahah i didnt know that

[@departingHyacinth]

Unus Annus

[@Phi_Ness]

i mean he already does tax frod soo

[@rajpalbhatia1715]

@@FighterDood Same buddy, looks like you are a fellow cult member. Memento Mori.

[@lionelmarcussolaris2858]

Sykkuno entering and asking why there's a crippled robot dog outside kind of sounds like a script from a Nickolodeon or Disney Show. XD

[@CelaLare]

Sounds like something Dan Schneider would make

[@minpd]

wait that's so true lmao

[@connormatthews9048]

Sykkuno belongs on a Disney show. He has both the intentionally misunderstood lines and wholesomeness down already.

[@dummyaccount9629]

Fr LOOOOL

[@blaze1514]

This whole clip felt like a sitcom.

[@litapd311]

"guys why is there a crippled robot dog outside" lmao sykkuno

[@mariel7501]

Sykkuno is so funny without even trying sksjsks

[@MathStringInputOutpu]

He has a way with words

[@zenithchan1646]

F

[@velvet1834]

@@MathStringInputOutpu we don't call him smoothkkuno for nothing.

[@670HP-Package-NOW]

Just like if you hypothetically disrespect them they will hypothetically remove your kneecaps

[@celeschan90]

This was hilarious. Especially "Every week we walk into Sykkuno's room and ask 'how much did you make?'." lol 11:51

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

Oh nooooo

[@sienarramirez]

time stamp?

[@sarahye6065]

@@sienarramirez 12:00

[@celeschan90]

@@sienarramirez 11:51

[@TJKCreative]

Haha I bet toast did that the next week as a joke to

[@kozuains]

"Lily have a seat" Lily: *automatically sits* Lily one millisecond later: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@Mentaljedi]

That was so funny

[@Ahmed-gu1vx]

I started laughing so hard at that

[@ckondoryano5173]

I cracked here lol

[@theunholysmirk]

r/perfectlycutscreams

[@Lordylen]

It's good to know liliy knows her place....

[@nox285]

Lily: "Women care about how nice you are." Toast: *Disgust*

[@tree8821]

*Disgusted Toast*

[@lysss6777]

@@tree8821 LMAOAOOAO

[@seraph2431]

X to doubt

[@arainmiao3781]

@@tree8821 god damn it beat me to it

[@sebastiankit4249]

@@tree8821 👌

[@squeaz8268]

"It's not a pyramid scheme, it's a reverse funnel system."

[@lanternli1ac]

I agree , there is a tube on top so it is not a pyramid.

[@paulinetruong7422]

It's not a pyramid scheme it's a triangle plan

[@Bl4nkYT]

"It's not one minute, it's sixty seconds"

[@lanternli1ac]

@@paulinetruong7422 its not a triangle plan, its a 3D triangle plan

[@tyrone3211]

Its not a pyramid... ok well its a pyramid. But its not a scheme, more of a plan you see.

[@87turtle6]

Everybody gangsta until Yvonne comes in with blood on her hands saying “the deed is done”

[@waterz871]

Oh shi...

[@infaroyyaalkarimahmuhamad1439]

And then they went pale-faced as Lily ended the stream in panic. XD

[@minerliton2481]

@Adrian Isaac-Jimenez 1:09:59 + 10 minutes

[@MrRevolverkiller]

Yvonne is hood like that

[@AdrianMartinez-gc3pz]

You know what? That should be the ending of one of their videos, they finish the shoot, they’re doing the outro, and in comes Yvonne with her cleaning her bloody hands and finishes the vid with, “the deed is done..” that’s the end of the vid 🤣

[@Natsumiii]

poor brodin LMFAO

[@vacdota5516]

WENDIGO

[@Raznatovic88]

Wendyyy

[@nyyIl]

its wondy pog

[@red-ku7wz]

Wendiesel

[@RExN6900]

Ay it's wencapo

[@CallMeVidd]

“Lily, do you care about height?” I mean she’s literally with Michael

[@kayoom9613]

How dare you say that?Michael's gonna taze everyone until he's taller than all of them.

[@anaccident12]

@Pulashcha Koirala neat

[@anoobchick4786]

@Pulashcha Koirala yeah same

[@jonahgetz5882]

"I like nice people." I mean she's literally with Michael

[@masonle7599]

No one asked if you don’t like this joke or not

[@tomasrojas2680]

The funniest thing is that Scarra actually kinda has the Yakuza boss looks.

[@josuelevisilvag.4552]

Dame da neeeeee

[@garorade]

He is

[@sharavila616]

Facts

[@kretarosdarker6395]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA I fear and respect Scarra 😁👌👍

[@rmjunk]

Fax 📠

[@pianistpinkee8090]

I'm sad they didn't include the moment where they are talking about breaking peoples kneecaps and they're thinking with what are they gonna do it and Sykkuno just casually says "with a baseball bat" :)

[@nanicrash]

:))))))))))

[@thelittleblackprince3114]

I mean he IS working under Toast after all😂😂😂

[@danha3107]

what a sykkuno thing to say lmao

[@scottcohen3703]

toast: lily do you care about height michael: what do u think buddy

[@maqleficent5785]

I heard it in his voice lol WTF ???? THIS?? IS MY MOST LIKED COMENT?????? REALLY??????? welp..... thanks...

[@thecat3414]

Time ? :3

[@zenithchan1646]

F

[@bhavyajain336]

F

[@robaaronabella9660]

U

[@rafipuff]

I'm willing to be the janitor under Yvonne

[@bakaboiirl2955]

*cough* Phrasing *cough*

[@sahxb.]

Who wouldn't

[@seguinn]

Love you rafi♥️

[@hhoneysmackss3144]

420th like here i come

[@velvet1834]

lmao

[@uwuben]

"We're just joking guys... its hypothetical." Yeah the same way how Sykkuno just came over for "dinner" 😂

[@savitharao7283]

Soooo trueeeee........😂😂😂😂

[@zenithchan1646]

F

[@norinebelen4797]

I remember this lmao

[@velvet1834]

he came over to eat dinner but he also pays taxes XD

[@Dimple_Ni_Chaeyoung]

They said he is coming over for dinner but they didn't say how many dinner he is coming for 🤣🤣

[@filiyanti1352]

under sykkuno: ALL SIMPS which is A LOT

[@jayfromthe9102]

Lily and toast are the devil and angel that shows up on anyone’s shoulder 😂

[@Heraklinios]

I'm pretty certain is the other way around...

[@reesespieces680]

@@Heraklinios Toast is no angel and Lily is no Devil this is right

[@Pirateking536]

Michael is the crackhead around the corner of 7/11

[@reesespieces680]

@@Pirateking536 hes the type of guy to be really lazy yet gifted and gets the hottest girls when hes just being weird

[@Pirateking536]

@@reesespieces680 Ah, so a hentai protagonist

[@jehu9919]

Don scarra- leader/owner Capo toast-deal maker Capo lily- the face Capo poki-the advertiser Capo michael- the brain Capo sykkuno- the new kid that everyone loves/simps leader Capo rae- the untamed Capo corpse- the bodyguard Capo jack/Sean-the avenger Robodog- hitman Capo Ludwig-the hustler Capo Brodin- The Director And that's all I can think of right now I've been monitoring the comments and I accept additions in here I will continue to edit until I do everyone

[@ZachWasabi]

Don toast*

[@226-surabhipriya3]

@@ZachWasabi Don scarra*

[@ZachWasabi]

@@226-surabhipriya3 Don Toast

[@226-surabhipriya3]

@@ZachWasabi Don scarra*

[@ZachWasabi]

@@226-surabhipriya3 Don Toast of Minecraft

[@JustinY.]

Man Lily makes a good Lily cosplay, it was so uncanny that Toast looked like Lily in the intro.

[@context2458]

Hi justin

[@thelegendaryturtle0196]

The great one has come

[@jssed]

imagine toast with lilypitchu voice

[@davidyu8181]

The return

[@monkeyman1255]

Hello again

[@ethanlee8307]

toast: we're also a religion michael, without hesitation: oh i do love cults

[@paulshim3216]

Plot twist: this is Lily’s act to hide the fact that she is the Don

[@kyuurio8530]

toast: *talks about how offlinetv is the mafia* lily: no he’s- he’s drink- *nervous laughter* he’s joking guys

[@moxinal]

Dang you have 555 likes and no comments.

[@theeye-candy5771]

lily doing great job as a comfy front, lol

[@tininai8900]

The reaction of any PR/Legal people with a crazy outspoken boss.

[@jeshuaromeroocana446]

Wait a moment you are the kid from ERASED

[@kyuurio8530]

@@jeshuaromeroocana446 YES

[@gamert-rex6130]

I love how lily listens carefully and not like that friend who dosent care she is so nicee

[@standmakerkingkello6576]

tru

[@swangaming2426]

Who

[@mrjoetaroe572]

What who?

[@bhavyajain336]

Woman of culture

[@jokkahz]

Friends Discrimination

[@astranix0198]

Scarra is definitely an Italian surname. Fictional character backstory: Scarra's great-grandfather was an Italian-American mobster in Los Angeles who fought in WW2 in the Pacific, became part of the Occupying Forces, stayed in Japan after being discharged, then fell in love with a Zainichi Chinese woman, settling in Tokyo(Shinjuku District). Since the mafia Scarra's great-grandfather was a member of didn't support the war, those Capos who didn't like him took advantage of it, and have the Don send one of them to asssasinate him. Luckily though, Scarra's great-grandmother was warned beforehand by her husband, so she assumed a new identity and went into hiding while pregnant. She died giving birth to Scarra's grandfather. As a kid growing up in an orphanage, Scarra's grandfather was a delinquent, but had a sense of justice, often having run-ins with Yakuza wannabes, eventually started a gang that protected those who are bullied after graduating high school. The gang gathered fame among the Yakuza since they're a constant thorn on their backsides. So every mob in Tokyo tried to either bribe, intimidate, or start an all-out war with the gang. The gang prevailed may times but with great cost, and they're forced to move to Kyushu. The gang was forced to ally with the local mob there since they needed protection, and over time the gang took them over, changing the mob into an honorable force. The Tokyo Yakuza didn't like this, since the previous regime of the Kyushu mob were allied to them, albeit uneasily, so they started to conquer the Kyushu Yakuza. They succeeded, but failed to find and kill Scarra's grandfather(again). Hunted and the only one left in his original gang, Scarra's grandfather vowed vengeance. One by one, the Yakuza bosses fell, their assassin aided by a mysterious woman. This woman was revealed to be Scarra's grandfather's bestfriend from the orphanage and was forcibly adopted by the last Yakuza boss killed, meant to be the heiress, but the woman resented it, since she was Zainichi Chinese as well. After taking down both Tokyo and Kyushu Yakuza, they found out that the adopted father of the Yakuza heiress was the one working with Scarra's great-grandfather's mafia to kill him, so they migrated to America, acquiring a safehouse in Los Angeles and assuming fake identities to infiltrate the mobs. Scarra's grandfather and the Heiress take down the mob together. When it was all over, Scarra's grandfather finally took his father's last name and married the Heiress. After some years Scarra's father was born. Scarra's father lived a clean life, eventually raised a family, not knowing his family's violent past. A past that eventually caught up with the family. Scarra's father was a political activist, aiming to end the influence of the mafia. That greatly irritated the Don of the Italian mafia, who was the Capo that killed Scarra's great-grandfather back then. The Don sent his son, the mob's best mafia, to dispose of Scarra's father. The Don's son succeeded, while also killing Scarra's mother as well. Scarra, along with his younger brother flees to his grandfather, who revealed the secret of the family only to him. Scarra swore to protect his remaining family. So he trained under his grandfather, always vigilant. Once his training was complete, he had to make a hard choice. Will he avenge the deaths of his family alone and in stealth to keep his brother's innocence? Or will he confront the past, recruit forgotten allies, and make the biggest mob alliance on both sides of the ocean, only to destroy it from the inside? Find out in Scarra 2: Don of the Pacific.

[@seaBBB]

[REDACTED]

[@valentinkrajzelman4649]

Jesus

[@daweirdnwb7258]

Someone too excited lol

[@angelalexisify]

Hey. At least put spaces between. This looks like a maze xdxd (No offense btw)

[@neonailpolish]

Why did you make this

[@Tze52]

This is my concern with toast, he's talks all this, but is joking...but is serious

[@jonathanmalangis2323]

He is seriously joking

[@gachalibra9243]

I can imagine Toast going to jail for anything

[@Anita_sensei]

I wouldn't be surprised if he pulls off a Ponzi Scheme

[@xadielplasencia3674]

He never said he was joking... That's Lily's job

[@HeizouShikanoin]

@@xadielplasencia3674 wait a minute

[@nightmare99998]

It's funny that lily sounds like she is in the mafia the most when she says everything is "hypothetical".

[@zenithchan1646]

F

[@mariel7501]

Sykkuno and his male simps alone is too over powered, like come to think of Corpse, Jacksepticye, Mark, Ninja, and many others, and the army of female simps 😂

[@breezechen7149]

and if Sykkuno simps ever fail, just call in his boyfriend Corpse, the God of Simps, lmao, to come in with millions of simps armies; Corpse simps have fought against BTS simps before and won; no one will dare to beat them 😂😂

[@noitavlas]

I- this sounds way too op count me in

[@seamusic6627]

@@breezechen7149 yall should stop fantasizing about sykkuno and corpse, they both made it clear they are straight.

[@kjorange262]

Wait Mark who? MARKIPLIER? When?

[@breezechen7149]

@@seamusic6627 i know, I was joking; I don't even ship anyone together XD

[@anonymous_yeti7279]

I love how scarra just immediately catches on and jumps into his assigned role

[@Chrispytofuu]

Sykkuno patting Don Scarra awkwardly to show that he's grateful for his one slice of apple is the cutest thing I've seen all week

[@layspotate9104]

14:00

[@olive6419]

Łøł

[@paraiax4341]

So this is how the comfy cartel originated. Should of known it was Toast.

[@zenithchan1646]

F

[@labtec514]

Should've actually, it's a contraction of should have which sounds like of but they're different

[@isoldmyaegis]

@@labtec514 it's so annoying when they type should have like should of. There's no such usage in existence

[@paraiax4341]

@@labtec514 grammar police has entered the chat

[@paraiax4341]

@@isoldmyaegis u do understand not everyone's first language is English right?

[@pyronanners9362]

“Hey guys why is there a crippled robotdog outside?” -Sykkuno

[@eshwar6969]

yes we also watched the video

[@michaelz903]

Sykkuno is a tresure

[@aresxd5769]

@Mohyeet Inc what kind of Incorporated says STFU without a reason

[@St_Banian]

And so the Comfy Cartel was created without the Don knowing

[@gelatin25]

Yvonne is pretty much that one person who even the capos fear and only answers to Don Scarra, and can be overly casual about it since even the Don is careful around her. lmao.

[@joeybean4932]

I feel like that would be her and micheal

[@o0Avalon0o]

Dang.

[@jonathanmalangis2323]

Might burn the house down

[@VuLamDang]

so, consigliere ?

[@mariobhakti8180]

It's like she's the best in the business and the Don don't wanna lose her so he needs to be extra patient around her

[@4Monadonis2]

Lily: Don't worry he'a joking, he's having fun Michael, immediately upon hearing the the basic outline of Toast's Religion Mafia: I do love cults.

[@matthewkehoe5027]

Micheal gets his drone swarm to drop pamphlets across America

[@arainmiao3781]

Brodin's presence in the OTV house is super underappreciated. Their group content has significantly improved compared to what it once was. This in turn gives the rest of the crew to focus on their contents. Plus, he seems cool and unproblematic.

[@one_for_one]

Truuu! Brodin seems like the type to call you a cab and give you their jacket when ur too drunk

[@Concerned_Kitten]

Why do I feel like Toast is 100% serious

[@maryv8834]

What made you think he was joking?

[@thelittleblackprince3114]

bc he is... 😂😂😂😂

[@artoo9400]

Always has been

[@Shiver197]

🔫

[@CallMeVidd]

We call Michael the evil genius but we need to watch out for Toast

[@zanemiracle6121]

Toast: *serious business* Lily: *Public relations* Scarra: *Silent intimidating Don* Sykkuno: *Sykkuno*

[@the11thhour44]

Michael: weapon supplier

[@luckymangampo2769]

Poki: Henchmen (simps) supplier

[@greeblothegoblin]

Sykkuno: Oh wow an apple slice

[@mechahika]

@@luckymangampo2769 supplier of simps

[@chinknee9127]

Sykkuno is that one cousin that attends every family event faithfully

[@Zero-rm7fp]

Their Brother-Sister relationship is honestly wholesome

[@tomm9162]

Wait, they are siblings???

[@blerbies]

@@tomm9162 idk

[@marshanon6787]

@@tomm9162 no

[@yoursof0ckinguglybro325]

@@tomm9162 no they aren’t just really good friends so it’s considered a brother sister relationship

[@brandonydomingo8150]

Step bro/sis

[@JL-GHK]

Someone tell Ludwig they've got his tax problems solved here.

[@josephbarr2378]

He can learn from dusscammed toast

[@penneykara6143]

Why am I NOT surprised robo dog is dead already ? 👁👄👁

[@deslimefactory9573]

They said on stream that it just need charging, they didn't actually fuck up the dog haha

[@powowbunnyb0081]

@@deslimefactory9573 Oh thank god. I actually was wondering if they actually destroyed the robo dog haha

[@SiilanPies]

@@powowbunnyb0081 Robo dog is waterproof. It's intended to be used in rescue missions, so it kinda has to be.

[@aryamanseksaria3928]

the first casualty in the mafia

[@noahwurz3429]

@@powowbunnyb0081 brooooo me to

[@rxtc4816]

14:36 Sykkunno: b-but who's under me? Toast: who would be under *you* sykkunno- lily: _CORPSE_

[@kumaahito3927]

True tho, at least based on the limited amount of AmongUS vids I've seen on YT. (usually can't watch their streams) Now we need to hook in PewDiePie, Ninja, Jodi, and by connection GOT7 and DAY6 members. They gonna have all kinds of divisions lmao

[@bidaboy4488]

So Sykkuno is the top? JK

[@pine3320]

@@bidaboy4488 wth- lol

[@keizee107]

@Bot Robot sgares XD

[@annachang11]

Who's the one lily mentioned in before Ninja? I cant hear her properly...

[@Slothacious]

Michael doesn't need capos. He's that individual powerhouse who follows the Don for some obscure but honourable reason despite the fact that he could most likely individually take control of smaller organisations and rize them to compete with the comfy cartel by his sheer individual might. He's freakin John Wick.

[@justfate5912]

That's Michael's internet persona in a nutshell. Nah but for real they can have like, Peter under him even John for that reason lmao

[@kyberebellion980]

So Michael is cioccolatta And robodog is Secco

[@baha17222]

And then someone pushed robodog into the pool

[@hardsalami_6923]

@@kyberebellion980 OHHHHHHH GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD BOY SECCO

[@xhantechan5324]

The crazy scientist :D

[@melai21]

Lily: gives away apple slice to Don Scarra Toast: that was for Sykkuno... How cute, i love their dynamic.

[@ssquid6462]

15:53 I can't get over the way Michael casually bounces into the room the he's Mario

[@septicsakura484]

I love how everyone were just coming in finding out what they are. Especially the “ why are people calling me the janitor “ LOL

[@fairyanakin]

SYKKUNO HAS ALL THE MALE SIMPS HAHAHAHA I KNEWWWW CORPSE WOULD BE ON THERE JACK AS WELL SJSJSJ

[@chrismena2075]

If it's all the male simps. Then doesnt that mean that Sykkuno is the real don?? That scaara is just a front to never put the don in danger.

[@vlad1846]

@@chrismena2075 no because sykunno simps for toast

[@chrismena2075]

@@vlad1846 But if you watch some of the vids from Toast instead of taking logical action he took a emotional approach to a vote in among us. Leading to Sykkuno winning with toast. Toast Simped for Sykkuno. Also toast is a Male isnt he?

[@helloworld-sl2lw]

@@chrismena2075 don't disrespect Don Scarra like that. Since Sykkuno simps for Toast more than Toast simps for him, he falls under him, which means all his simps are under Toast and since Toast is under Don Scarra that means Don Scarra has all the power.

[@ThatSomGuy]

Mykull: Opens the door *sees Lily spilling her drink "Yea I'm not cleaning that up" (Slowly makes exit)

[@nourelhoudazerdazi641]

I bet he went there after hearing her scream than saw every thing was okey so he left

[@inakilasa4112]

Lily: "don't take it seriously guys" Stilindigo: "¿How bout I make an entire comic series about it instead?"

[@kynanhoppo5763]

Sevanto was the one who started it However.

[@Wehttamman]

Lily: Pyramid scheme Toast: Reverse funnelling

[@zenithchan1646]

F

[@meloncollies]

“Half mafia but to the government we’re a church” *so basically the Orzhov in MTG*

[@vivian-alexandrarivers897]

... That's surprisingly accurate.

[@zenithchan1646]

F

[@jamestrevelyan1268]

I don’t think it’s as Black and White as that...

[@meloncollies]

nice reference

[@imhoenn5710]

@@jamestrevelyan1268 I like what you did there.

[@mctheprotagonist569]

Watching Toast and Lily tell Brodin what to do after watching Brodin torture them has to be the most entertaining thing I've seen recently.

[@mortum._3146]

Lily: it’s just a huge meme Now:there’s a manga for it 😂

[@Fisinocean]

A good ass manga

[@confuseRat]

Wait there is?

[@mortum._3146]

@@confuseRat Yeah its on twitter and Instagram search sevvanto or stil_lindigo

[@C0DAFIED]

They killed robot dog already? God how to is Temmie alive Jesus Christ

[@adrianrandom3448]

Temmie is too powerful for their pitiful mortal attempts to succeed

[@uskeeze2131]

That's gotta be a joke.

[@brunamartins6769]

It needed to charge

[@raminbomber8603]

I think they just didn’t want to turn it on

[@katie.581]

I’m concerned for his life

[@likecaroline]

WHEN THEY TOOK PERCENTAGES OF SYKKUNO'S FRY ALSHSGSJS

[@lunastudios1817]

My chest physically hurt from laughing right there

[@LockEnki]

Toast: the head of strategy Lily: the head of public view Poki: the head of business Michael: the head of defence and creation

[@ethanheineck1209]

Facts.

[@kaxdra]

this...would be good. poki knows how to make the money(she literally did a podcast with npr about buisness) Michael is the crackhead who has automated drone hit squads, lily is too nice to be evil and toast is just massive brain

[@okn712]

The funny thing is that they could legitimately do this and be 100% legal. I’d consider it to for that tax exemption

[@BanditLags]

Scarra: These are my apples now Sykuno: m-my s-slices ;~;

[@zenithchan1646]

F

[@bhavyajain336]

F

[@scarfedcat2755]

Lily didn't realize "swimming with the fishes" means putting you in a bag and throwing you into the ocean.

[@phoenixflamegames1]

Lily: “I like nice people” Me: *remembers how many times she has gotten tazed by Michael* ah yes nice 😄 (This is a joke he really seems like a nice person and I’m really happy for them)

[@fusion9694]

PhoenixFlameGames fellow brother

[@jlwxin]

everyone else walking in: what the hell is happening michael walks in: ah yes, when do we begin

[@anirudhgupta7290]

Lily eats fries Toast: The don didn't eat first Lily: I am checking if the food is poisoned.

[@Licht_Celeste]

I.. hmm good excuse tho😃

[@mrgopnik5964]

For Toast, the Mafia hierarchy goes like this: Godfather Don Consigliere Caporegime Soldier (Don’t ask how I know)

[@kumakaon9225]

how do you know ?

[@mrgopnik5964]

@@kumakaon9225 long and bloody story. To be honest, I was drunk most of the time

[@kumakaon9225]

me too man

[@seaBBB]

godfather temmie

[@jessjard7826]

lmao make brodin the godfather

[@domokuo6318]

Lily seems like this fun and adorable person fro afar, but I realized that she's terrif... Oh, that's why she's dating michael

[@zenithchan1646]

F

[@warriorlight417]

Still adorable 🥺

[@manatster]

,, she's that quirky uwu friend" -Michael (welcome Michael Reeves)

[@zenithchan1646]

@@alexk5515 dafuq you both got the same name

[@warriorlight417]

@@alexk5515 haha that's fine

[@zelle9497]

“am i allowed to feel?” “Yes” * proceeds to go and touch the front * “NOT AT THE FRONT BRODIN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!??!” SAYS THE MAN WHO ANNOUNCED ON LIVE HOW HE ISNT WEARING UNDERWEAR AND MADE OTHERS FEEL IT HAHAHAHAHAHA IM CHOKING THIS IS HILARIOUS CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS LIVE HAHAHAHAHAHA but honestly tho Toast and the rest of offlinetv have very lovable personalities and that makes them more attractive 🥺

[@tiredboard]

Toast: We're also a religion btw, for tax exemptions Sykkuno: I don't like taxes either Michael: I do love cults

[@hellothere9167]

Toast: Lily why don't you sit Lily: *My mind's telling me no but my body*

[@chipmunk7000]

Sykkuno is so precious xD He was so confused but just went with it.

[@insertname5009]

Toast: We’ve been... treating people really nicely.... Michael: *DEMONIC SCREECHING* I HATE YOU FOR THIS, I HATE YOUR STUPID ROBOT IDEAS

[@spartanfoxy37]

Each person under the head of the comfy cartel has a different devision in the group and here's their roles Lily:the face of the cartel to hide it Toast:business of it making sure the government doesn't find anything wrong with it Pokimane:the advertisement and a whole lotta simps Michael:torture in order to extract info and is also part of the hunting party to find and put fear in the ones who wish to go against it

[@CCT-oe8fe]

add to Michael: taze em with robo dog if necessary

[@kretarosdarker6395]

The disposable simp army and benefactors 😂😂🤣😂

[@Coyotzz]

Michael is the guy who does the dirty jobs that require muscles and brains.

[@wteergl321]

Lily: "I like nice people" Also Lily: Is dating Michael

[@Hi-bf7ec]

micheal is the king of 69, therefore he is the king of nice

[@kahssie]

To be fair, he is a crackhead but extremely nice one. Chaotic good is his alignment

[@criszelcabotaje324]

What are u talking about 🧐

[@Anderwreckzz]

Hes chaotic lawful. He has a strict moral code, but nobody knows what it is

[@kennywang171]

Makes sense

[@Gg__9with2undrscrs]

Michael’s capos are just his inventions

[@DolphinJorts]

Everyone is plotting a mafia family / religion... Sykkuno: "oh wow an apple slice"

[@DedikateSSB]

"Don Wizard Scarra" Sounds like a yugioh card

[@Pebls]

My among us name is Don Lily, LONG LIVE THE COMFY CARTEL

[@sqilluy]

capo lily*

[@manuelb5466]

Scarra is the Don

[@ItsYippiSkippi]

You do know using her mafia name is just impersonation. Which mafia people punish those who do that right?

[@tree8821]

What should the punishment be guys?

[@jajajjaajael]

@@tree8821 I have called upon the Ancient One. Thy says to treat thee as what Robodog is today. Thy sends his regards and deepest condolences. I follow thy Ancient One, and have the same decision. May you rest in peace imposter. May the waters you rest in, be just as clean as robodog's. I bid farewell. Good bye. Sayonara.

[@nalie.]

Toast: "We done it already." Lily: "no w- " Toast: " I've done it already." Lmao that part made me laugh. 8:43

[@jorjadicker4119]

👀

[@matimoon]

Were they talking about fed?

[@celestia7654]

@@matimoon prob

[@celestia7654]

@@matimoon and maybe albert???

[@gersonmoreno9978]

@@matimoon toast said once that what some big streamers do (and he admit have it done in the past) is that if they see an streamer they don´t like or something like that play the same game, they stream and at the same hour so they can "steal" their viewers.

[@MemoriesbyMolly]

I love how when Yvonne and sykkuno come in they're confused and weirded out, but when Michael comes in he's legit unphased and becomes invested with toast in this cult 😂

[@pladselsker8340]

"We should start out a church" "a cult?" "No a church" *Confused wondering* "Cult has such a negative conotation..." Dude shut up it'd be a cult xD

[@norwegiancuber8717]

"Mafia, but seems like a church to the government " That's just straight up a cult.

[@cyclonedragon6477]

Hey capo toast won’t take to kindly to that disrespect

[@cccfudge]

churches are literally just popular cults tho like... no difference lmao

[@melodymood8722]

unus annus, uNNUS aNNUS

[@stephenmahilum285]

Sykkuno should be the lacky who does errands for the boss lol "Sorry boss, they didn't hand in enough money and we were ambushed!"

[@rosepsych4584]

Capokkuno: "I don't like taxes either" Don Scarra: "See?" Religious Capokkuno: "But I pay them"

[@Clash1138]

I'm pretty sure the Cosa Nostra hierachy isn't just capos all the way down...speaking of which a good alternate name would be Comfy Nostra

[@ddcddc_]

Too real

[@jacquesachille7365]

That's a good one!

[@the_leaning_tiger2707]

Latin POG

[@JACKYBWOII]

Far as I know it goes soldier at the lowest, then capos then an underboss

[@michaelramlal9876]

You're right, soldati and enforcers are below the caporegime

[@hiebye8336]

How Michael walks in and understands everything with just a couple of words 😂

[@DennisvdHorde]

That part when they all took a bite off the french fry was the funniest thing I've seen this year on KZbin

[@pablosebastiangutierrez5030]

Lily is like that PR lady who's always correcting their crazy bosses "no! We're not breaking anyone's kneecaps", "this is all hypothetical" hahaha i died with her reactions, hands waving and saying "no no" included 😂💙

[@saulbadillohernandez2749]

Toast being smart and hiding the fact that lily is the real don of the comfy cartel so she can be on control from the shadows.

[@layspotate9104]

And that is when the shadow lily arc began

[@graygeno6308]

Lily: This is all an elaborate way of saying you're very fortunate that you have such a big group of friends that all love each other. Toast: Well yeah but kneecaps need to be busted

[@hellothere9167]

Broke: Pyramid Scheme Woke: Reverse Funnel Scheme

[@Christian305Chen]

I died laughing to this. Don Scarra is like a brute god idk he just ur typical lvl 99 Mafia boss MC

[@Leandros135]

Toast: We can destroy their careers, we've done it already. IVE done it already Me: Oof

[@sergiobaez4280]

I'm confused, who is Toast referring to with the destroyed careers?

[@pleasedontkillme2854]

@@sergiobaez4280 the people you don't know about

[@26tigre22]

@@sergiobaez4280 he told this story a couple times before, but during tft's start he used to get the biggest tft streamers schedules and stream from one hour before to one hour after them to kill their momentum

[@stelladreams6392]

he said it as a joke

[@january0057]

@@stelladreams6392 it was a joke but knowing how sarcastic Toast is i think there's a hidden meaning to it..

[@shadow_jasper9353]

I love how Lily is just like "it's just hypothetical" but everyone else is basically like "nah we're a mafia and a religion now..."

[@crimsonrainsoughtgege]

There’s just something about toast, his sense of humor. Funniest guy ever

[@helloworld-sl2lw]

He has no filter which is very rare these days.

[@hahneulshin5946]

I always come back to the Toast/Lily argument and I always think: "This is what a battle of interests between the Board of Directors and the CEO in a major company would look like when giving commands to their workers."

[@MelniaShadow]

I feel like OTV should be sponsor by Mcdonald with the amount of time they show/mention Mcdonald on stream.

[@TheBestGizmo]

Stonks

[@26tigre22]

that would be huge

[@okaten3522]

I love the mafia designs for everyone at Offline TV, they're cute.

[@naxurr8697]

4:25 Lily: You have a problem. Toast: Lily have a sit. Lily: *sits* no you have a- noOhAhhHaAAAahAAAAAAHHHHHH

[@Hao-spirit]

I like the cute cartoonish figures that represent each one of them

[@BennyBoyI]

I love that Lily just wants everyone to be good friends and not start a mafia. 🤣🤣🤣