Linda The Automated Vendor | Dept. of Justice Cops | Ep.934

[@Polecat324]

Meet Linda, the automated robot helping the food industry... "Hi! Welcome to the Hot Chihuahua Hot Dog Van!" (Sorry in-advance LOL) Enjoy the video!

[@Angel-ey7bp]

Hey how are you?

[@scp-re1qh]

Hiii

[@scp-re1qh]

How are you polecat

[@1KingZo]

Sup

[@ethancruz8706]

It’s okay my favorite youtuber

[@ansel.sirius.official]

Cop: Is this oogle? Me: YESS! THEY REMEMBER!!

[@probandit5237]

Yo same. I was waiting for that😂 I'm gonna have to go watch that episode again 😂

[@Ken-z7q9n]

I’m honestly excited for Linda 2.0 and see what kinda upgrades she’s gonna get

[@CesarMartinez-qy7ct]

@@probandit5237 i renember oogle 😢😢

[@probandit5237]

@@CesarMartinez-qy7ct yo, the little oogle smart car was the funniest! Omfg! 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@Shadowguard331]

Dude that hit hard when he said that 🥲

[@toby-wan-kenobi4045]

“The loe has been hocated”-polecat324. exact words. 😂

[@Polecat324]

Me at my finest... lmfao

[@Cooki242]

@@Polecat324 and this is why youre my favourite youtuber 😂😂😂

[@red_eye5674]

@@Polecat324 polcat324 how do u join when I join it says not taking applications when are they open cause I want in the action

[@cjbarr723]

@@red_eye5674 Applications normally open at the first of the month and are taken through the first week, sometimes longer. That being said, due to the number of applications received at certain times, sometimes they won't allow applications for all departments and will only open the apps for select departments for that month.

[@OW-Lans]

red __eye he is the owner of DOJRP

[@jackkumpula7162]

Cop: “Hot Chihuahua Off” Muppet: “it’s not voice activated. Don’t you hear me pushing these buttons moron?” Deaddd 😂

[@samuelisaac5121]

later Muppet: "hotdog chihuahua power off."

[@hezzb3187]

LITERALLYYYY

[@nomz8810]

Linda is almost as bad as the KZbin algorithm

[@greasysteve5671]

Oogle at it again smh

[@shotbydon651]

PC: Asks Siri to spell wiener Also PC: Still spells wiener wrong 😂

[@Polecat324]

Lmfao

[@S0l0X]

So true lmao.

[@Karmy.]

Weiner*

[@TheButterZone]

Screaming at the video before the ad went out...

[@Muffledbox]

Y4123 no it’s Wiener it doesn’t look right but it seems to be spelt like this

[@phoenixtheshark]

Polecat:"Its gonna be on the shorter side of the episodes." Also Polecat: *Makes video over 40 minutes long*

[@subscribetoteamotg677]

And almost a 50 minute video

[@SaintGuillotine]

Is it really a problem though :D

[@mysterygamer2634]

"HEY SIRI HOW DO YOU SPELL WIENER" almost died then and there

[@iconicplug5549]

“I’m ready to go” No Linda No”

[@miguelsmf]

Bruh wtf 😂😂😂 the start wasn’t what I was expecting

[@ReapersVeil]

Holy shit I almost lost it when Muppet pulled out the gun and got stabbed 😂 I’m dying man

[@kodachapman7637]

Yes it’s about time I’m awake for it and waiting lol

[@tt01krunkerpoggers14]

Oh crap, I’ve just been vibin forever didn’t realize how late it was! Screw online school tests tomorrow:)

[@tt01krunkerpoggers14]

Jordyn Banks hurricane?

[@ethymo]

Jordyn Banks hope it all ends well sorry about that

[@orozco5566]

@Jordyn Banks what you mean by "got hit hard"?

[@orozco5566]

@Jordyn Banks oh shit hope you and your family a ok.. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@AmandaDeMent2016]

Needed this especially after a crazy night at work. 😂 I almost had 56 mental breakdowns 😅

[@d3xl3n]

Amanda Dawn DeMent I just survived a hurricane, this was much needed

[@AmandaDeMent2016]

D3XL3N glad you’re okay!

[@Kiwiman1235]

56 mental breakdowns?? You must work in a restaurant 😭😭

[@AmandaDeMent2016]

Kiwiman1235 you would be correct lol

[@lil0of]

@@Kiwiman1235 either that or retail

[@jerseypagan7553]

“Don’t Forget To Beat Our Meat” Bro what was going though your head at that moment😂😂

[@S0l0X]

"Ooooo o uhh thats ooo wtf" best part lmao!! 15:20

[@Spider-dc3rf]

nobody: me: Time to go to bed polecat: Whats going to bed?

[@jackroom1261]

Hot chihuahua himself - “Phil” that really got me 😂

[@__-jx4nb]

Me: about head to bed after this last video Polecat: uploads Me:🤦🏾‍♂️

[@subscribetoteamotg677]

I bet you was like dang I got to watch the video

[@Hitman47_x]

When the title starts out with “Linda” you know it’s gonna be a good video😂😂😂

[@novadevelopment454]

Yep lol

[@tt01krunkerpoggers14]

Things Android users will never get to do: Harass Siri

[@KushBlowin760]

We can harass Google or Bixby (:

[@tyreek.6815]

BobbyTrappin shh even tho I don’t have one anymore they don’t realize what came first lol.

[@PlumbCarton5607]

Yeah harass google assistant

[@cj_curles0671]

Bixby and GA lmao

[@WalnutSpice]

Moved to the Google pixel for a change, but still keep my iPod touch 5th gen for siri harassment

[@WalnutSpice]

"gonna be on the shorter side of episodes" *50 minutes* *Sitcom voice* That's our Polecat

[@JaylinVickers]

as SOON as I was about to go to sleep.. *turns back over proudly to watch today’s episode* 🥰 thank you, Mr. Polecat!

[@mayhemnz1816]

"Can you not just open task manager and shut it off?" That one dude lmao

[@blackmedieval2461]

I like Nic, close friends with him since first fivem server we both played on, happy for him since he got into DoJ

[@exzplorer]

Once again, I was waiting for this all day! Thanks Polecat for the hours of entertainment!

[@exoticgunner7083]

You should start uploading

[@gentlejake605]

I lost it at "your order of 37 hotdogs is now ready"LMFAO

[@Stiofan1979]

"Another hot dog coming up" I nearly wet myself at that, those poor Cops lol Please do more of this in the future, that was hilarious!

[@pjparham2117]

YESSSS ANOTHER BANGER🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@arsonizbad]

I can'tttttt- Linda: I'm Sorry ... ... ... Muppet: It's okay!

[@sparkyyy4853]

Bro Muppet is streaming and someone said I’m gonna leave cuz Polecat just posted a video 😂😂

[@Polecat324]

That's fucked lol

[@atomic8967]

(Self protection mode) Polecat bot gets out with an AR and protects the van at all costs

[@VloggingWithDane]

Man... you got the perfect timing. Just got off duty

[@ThePurplePupUwU]

Me: Was going to sleep Polecat's upload schedule: Sleep was never an option.

[@kiwikiwi657]

"shorter episode" "sees that its more than 40 mins* Yes, "short".

[@probandit5237]

Yo saamme!

[@reptar_-lf1ss]

"You don't have four dollars" is the funniest thing I heard all day

[@shotbydon651]

was waiting for this episode since the stream 👀

[@bambina320]

This was great! I have an uncle who’s end stage cirrhosis. And I’ve just been an emotional mess. Watching these videos help me relax and take my mind off of everything.

[@danielmorris2360]

When your on the east coast and your ready to go to sleep hell no i got polecat to watch

[@BlazedNDazed]

*Hi, Welcome to the Hot Chihuahua Hotdog Van* Also 39:40 the tiny “pew” has me doubled over laughing so hard

[@marco_grt4460]

8:30 wait! Since 1929? Behind the van said "since '82", I'm confused

[@theoldcure6773]

You aren't supposed to ask ok?

[@marco_grt4460]

@@theoldcure6773 ok, have a fantastic day or nigth

[@callmelarry6145]

Marco _grt maybe that’s when the van was made 🤔

[@ROT4RYfc3s]

3:34 *"Yeah.. park on the railroad tracks you stupid... uhh, What? I don't judge!"* 😂😂😂

[@xC-db6st]

It's almost 5am, I thought I'd get a better sleep than the other night when Polecat uploaded. But nope, as a wise man once said: "Ah shit, here we go again".

[@stungbybees2714]

Chihuahua Corp was so busy building the perfect hot dog selling machine that they never stopped to ask if it should be built.

[@alvin2208]

Well I guess I'm not gonna sleep tonight, I must watch this! Thank you all for keeping us entertained God bless u . Stay safe during the pandemic :)

[@spike-it3wq]

Dude I'm so glad I got new headphones to stay up and watch the new vids that drop.

[@sethtrogdon5353]

Hey polecat love your vids. I have had a rough life lately and you have made it better. Hope you/everyone stays safe.

[@probandit5237]

"You can't beet our meat!" Yo, no emoji that shows how much I was laughing. 😂

[@S0l0X]

Yes PERFECT time I’m awake for it and waiting lol

[@ipandaty6599]

This has to be the funniest episode I have ever seen. 😆😭😂😂😂😂 Thank you so much !

[@gentlejake605]

"Listen Linda listen"

[@spo0ky_ad]

Linda: Im sorry Muppet:....it’s okay LOL Linda has feelings. Loved it!

[@b1predatorxgaming895]

Never laughed so hard In my life😂😂😂 love the content my man keep it up

[@NathanWilkie]

"If this is any indication of how ordering food will be in the future I'm gonna lose my mind!" Agreed lol.

[@Powersportstechs]

Can’t wait to watch it on the big screen hell ya!! Let’s gooooo!!!!

[@sand450rstar]

Omg you need to do more with this. It was freaking hilarious!

[@MsMoon02]

I love the upload already, had a rough night, but your upload made it better. Stay safe

[@mhsdrummer2006]

Lol I love how muppet got completely fed up at the end lol

[@gwenbowen5518]

Love the vid love everthing u do, My day has not been good but when you uplode a vid my day gets better so much, Thank u!

[@kingfrost2413]

they should max the player capacity to 80 players with 20 pd units 9 state units and 8 sheriff units but all pd units should have 2 officers per vehicle and state and sheriff are single units along with 6 medical units and 8 fire units in different areas and they should set up jurisdictional rules for who can self attach to emergency calls like for example that only ls and bc units can self attach to calls in their area but the sahp can not self attach but only to stuff on the highway.

[@Kryzillo]

Funny how I know like 3 Lindas in my life lmfao

[@chaos42207]

I am in tears right now laughing so hard. Thank you for all of the laughs.

[@bobdon3861]

was gonna charge my phone but not untill i finish the ep 💪

[@neyta3789]

I think you are the only KZbinr I actually watch every day lol. I can't handle the videos with KZbinrs screaming and screeching like 2-year-olds. Your videos are the right amount of energy and entertaining

[@jacepowell2367]

Best person on youtube and twitch

[@themindflayerst_]

Love Linda lol XD "I'm ready to go" "No Linda, NO!!! XD

[@raven5062]

Everyone gonna say that I was gonna go to sleep but I'm doing classes rn

[@dougway5910]

so glad I found this one..wasn't aware of who Linda was.. watched Ryan's stream lastnight, where I heard about Linda...This is Gold

[@ferret_bot]

Yeas another one wtfff is that intro I love it lmaoo.

[@lukeweiter8769]

You should use that same voice and go invisible and drive one of the electric cars and role play as if it’s a self driving Tesla/ Uber pick up

[@awesom1miner]

Finally! A civ episode!

[@stonedtaurus5244]

This is one your best videos so far. I think you should do more with this character. I laughed so damn hard watching this at work.

[@420Gato]

Jordan when is part 2 coming out?

[@justanotherghost4589]

Man it's been a while since I've watched a video, and this is one hell of a video to jump back in and watch 😂

[@patricdeguara9249]

Yes it is time to watch another video can’t wait polecat man 🥳

[@RonDeSantis2028]

Yes! Can’t wait you hear that voice all day

[@boredowl5431]

Man I’m tied but you voice made me feel different

[@andrewcatignani3425]

I love how you say shorter episode and it’s 47 minutes. I’m also watching this at night and crying because I’m trying not to wake everyone up😂

[@rangestudio1938]

Hey I love the video when are you going to post the part too for the live

[@jasonnoll223]

"founded by the original hot chihuahua himself...phil" absolutely lost it lol

[@9cop]

I’m the second person that liked the vid!!!

[@iceyedge2245]

4:05 You guys good here *heavy breathing intensifies*

[@starrydarkskies]

Ok, I'm laughing so much, this is what I enjoy the most.

[@katiegott3557]

😂😂im legit dying of laughter from this video. 😂😂 but the part when the cop was trying to order and muppet was like bend over. And im like thinking wrong😂😂😂 i love this video.

[@kevray]

You should give Muppet a try at being a robot. I’m sure he could talk forever lol

[@acewonder1920]

Linda gave me a flashback to how black hollow used to go “ Linda!”

[@pitchforkntorch]

"Alright, where's your hard drive located?" "3 hotdogs coming up" "Okay, perfect"

[@usurperwolf4960]

I am so happy there’s new characters thanks for endless entertainment Jordan

[@skullcandy0009]

Am I the only one who felt like he sounded very similar to GIR from Invader Zim!? This is by far my favorite video now! Thank you for the unique quality content!

[@kidperfectgamer]

“Hi, how much for an hour with her?” Seems legit get out of the line you ain’t getting shit😂

[@dabby7841]

I love how you flagged those people down and just forced them into a line to order hotdogs they never even said they wanted 😂

[@menekie187]

Hahaha that one dude "ohh that's how you do it" made me laugh too hard

[@seanchaney9135]

You should do a self driving vehicle episode, where you are invisible driving muppet and/or Ashley around speeding. See what the cops say to that. 😂

[@blakedenley3792]

YES! This had me busting up laughing out loud. You and muppet are hilarious together

[@SwordM]

2:20 Polecat says "Don't forget to beat our meat" lololol

[@Navyseal564]

"I am only hotdogs" ... best one in a long time

[@dannykraken6872]

This had me in stitches Polecat, seriously well done to you and Muppet on this one!

[@Weggorino]

Polecat: I didn't twist my words up that much while doing the robot voice Also Polecat: Has a stroke while doing the outro in a normal voice at 46:12

[@misslyss8100]

Ok so I made this my go to video when I need a laugh.. can’t wait for the continuous of Linda voice 🤣

[@Riddy0219]

Hands down one of the greatest vids I’ve seen by Polecat. Amazing content. Hilarious. Love the hotdog van