Lines you WOULDN'T hear in kids' films and TV shows 😂 Mock the Week - BBC

[@josephradley3160]

"The Grand Old Duke of York. He had ten thousand men. He also had some younger girls. But he can't remember them."

[@george5hampson]

Or my favourite, The grand old Duke of York, he had 12 million quid. He gave it to someone he never met, for something he never did.

[@gdj6298]

@@george5hampson ...and when he was up, he was up..........

[@george5hampson]

@@gdj6298 😭😂

[@Billyvinilly89]

@@gdj6298 and when he’s around they were down…

[@yudithcaron8053]

That one sounds like the Grand Old Duke of York was running on wind and steam. He partied with both girls and boys with his friend Jeff Epstein.

[@centurionquincy3899]

“Time for tubby bye byes!” Said the plastic surgeon

[@dorkarama3135]

"Hello Postman Pat, I haven't seen Jess in a while". "I've lent him to my good friend, Kurt Zouma...he has a mouse problem".

[@mistermagicmusic]

whooooooosh

[@fredh1720]

@@mistermagicmusic that's a misplaced wooosh if ever I saw one

[@kay_faraday]

Jess?

[@dorkarama3135]

@@kay_faraday Postman Pat's cat.

[@kay_faraday]

@@dorkarama3135 Huh. Had a very different name in the version I grew up with.

[@chestnutbloke305]

Boris Johnson is going to meet Peppa Pig today. "Oh no," said Peppa, "Not another Prime Minister."

[@kristianbent]

Boris lining up behind Peppa on live television would be a sight to behold!

[@Vincornelis]

This is Blue Peter. Wait a minute. Peter isn't supposed to be blue. Peter?

[@AdrianColley]

Excellent!

[@jbcatz5]

“Why Homer, according to my episode guide you’re actually dead hundreds of times over he he.”

[@joetrp-3553]

Jen is so funny. He deserves more appearances

[@williamcrowe2576]

"I understand why you turned this abandoned hotel into a homeless shelter for stray dogs, but I still have to arrest you for trespassing".

[@ariel_haymarket]

"It's a secret tool we'll use later ..." (later) "A condom??"

[@Dim4323]

I am the demon headmaster JACOB REES MOGG!

[@bendaniel2271]

No, that's Jack Straw

[@samuellees8312]

We are deeply sorry for the spelling mistake, and we would like to apologize to the viewers watching Big Cook Little Cook.

[@41rmartin]

How is the bot that writes the descriptions for these so consistently bad at identifying what comedians are actually in the episode?

[@Galerak1]

Because with only £3.2 billion per year and all that tremendously crap content they provide they can't afford one of the good bots 🤣

[@MadMagicPaul]

That's not Maisie Adam - it's Laura Lexx!

[@madfilms1000]

1:47 best joke over

[@pockylovingranger]

Oh god, the Teletubbies joke was PERFECTION xD

[@tobexdmasterofjej6363]

‘Rashford can’t save you here’ couldn’t save it in Wembley either

[@gixellia8455]

Love it!!!!!

[@ssai90]

Yeah that’s not tubby custard, it’s mechanically separated chicken

[@JeremyForTheWin]

Is this the darkest ever round of scenes we'd like to see?

[@Star_Joker]

Ever heard of a certain Scotsman called Frankie Boyle?

[@Walshy94]

Not even close😂😂

[@Coneleader]

I was hoping for new kitchen gun to be in here

[@fredh1720]

Ahir has more hair every single time I see him it's bizarre

[@suteceternal8498]

So does Milton Jones. Last time he was on he had full-blown super saiyan spikes!

[@fredh1720]

@@suteceternal8498 I mean I'm fairly confident that Milton has not had a haircut since the 1980s

[@lee207ful]

I know right. It’s almost as if hair grows or some crazy shit like that.

[@fredh1720]

@@lee207ful i am familiar with the concept. But have you heard of haircuts

[@lee207ful]

@@fredh1720 Hair... Cut? As in physically cutting the hair?? Omg :o. This world is getting too weird for me.

[@kylestubbs8867]

Can someone explain that last one?

[@doctorvanya]

Prince Andrew is the Duke of York

[@Ocker3]

Maybe he Should have stuck to just marching the men around

[@7MatthewJames]

Statler and Waldorf shall be absent from today’s episode of the Muppets as Statler is in jail for tax evasion, and Waldorf is in the Betty Ford Clinic to battle addiction to fentanyl

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Can somebody explain the last one?

[@WilliamDeVey]

'The Grand Old Duke of York' is a Nursery Rhyme. The current Duke of York is Prince Andrew, who has had a spot of bother concernig a girl under the age of 18.

[@minibus9]

nice video

[@blorgin1]

Can someone explain the Dora the explorer one to me?

[@yudithcaron8053]

Dora la Exploradora. Not only it rhymes, but you see the whole Dora in Exploradora.

[@kjamison5951]

Dora the Explora - name rhymes with what she does. And Dedaphile -what’s a word for what people do that rhymes with Dedaphile?

[@kuitaranheatmorus9932]

Nice

[@diehardrvdfan22]

France?

[@dynamosaurusimperious2718]

Epic

[@tomwatson9710]

Ho, that is so funny :)

[@peterplayssomething3784]

Funny

[@akale2620]

Was that timmy?

[@eastcoasttemple2151]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wolflinggon5664]

Reminds me of Lines From A Hat

[@DigitalImpostor]

Both shows were created by the same people.

[@brendagibbs2665]

😂

[@MrTimelord77]

Can someone explain the Peppa Pig one?

[@qwertyTRiG]

The abattoir?

[@MrTimelord77]

@@qwertyTRiG Yes. I don't watch the show or know enough British terms.

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

@@MrTimelord77 An abattoir is where animals are sent to be tortured and murdered for meat. So the joke is basically "Peppa, a cartoon pig for kids, visiting the place where pigs go to be killed." Its a dark twist on families visiting their older relatives which would otherwise be a nice thing.

[@MrTimelord77]

@@satyasyasatyasya5746 Thanks for the clarification.

[@Ascania]

@@MrTimelord77 It's not a British term. It's a general English term for slaughterhouse

[@hawsrulebegin7768]

Is this show still running? Not seen it for years.

[@bluebear1985]

Looks like they broadcast the final episode in October 2022.

[@papinkelman7695]

Someone is having a bad hair day.

[@adamgrimsley2900]

Past it sell by date ...2017

[@Ater_Draco]

Title of your sex tape?

[@theskywalker75]

This was actually quite funny, though this entire video is still not as funny as one single joke told by Frankie

[@pawankanpura]

जो खूबसूरत आंखें यह मेरा कमेंट पढ़ रही है उनके माता-पिता को भगवान हमेशा खुश रखे और आपको को भी जी

[@topgear3487]

I do not like this video 😠😠😠

[@Wizardaron]

r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@watfanker]

@@Wizardaron exactly what i thought

[@kevinburrell3359]

These are all lies

[@frowningJoker]

I know BBC's aim is to be diverse and woke, but not everybody's funny

[@nomdeplume2213]

Who wasn't funny?

[@davidlance5310]

It’s aim is actually to pretend to be the above but it is terrible at doing so

[@channelglenn]

@@nomdeplume2213 The Indian guy thinks he’s funny

[@j.harrison6744]

The BBC's "comedy" output these days is just unfunny cringe.

[@Ater_Draco]

Calm down, snowflake

[@jnelletrim1478]

Remember God loves you!!♥️ John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life. Please turn your life around and repent. the clock is ticking......

[@Trek001]

Screw god - drink, drugs and prostitutes are the way to go

[@artdroid29]

@@Trek001 I need that as a tattoo

[@shikarifox4337]

God abandoned me 4 centuries ago, couldn't care about his life story, too narcissistic for my liking.