link being a danger to himself and others for 7 minutes straight

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[@youresoloud]

here’s to a mythical filled 2019 everyone, can’t wait to see what this year brings! 0:00 Where’s That Food From 0:11 International Spice Taste Test 0:35 How To Implant False Memories (Unlisted) 0:43 Cutting Your Own Hair Challenge 0:51 $163 Chipotle Burrito Taste Test FANCY FAST FOOD 0:57 Fire Bowling 1:21 Thanksgiving Pizza Taste Test 1:42 Drinking the Nasty Instant Food Smoothie 2:11 Feet Only Challenge 2:31 Death By Champagne Cork 2:41 Ultimate Ice Sculpting Challenge 2:55 Mortician Makeover 3:07 Epic Selfie Contest 3:13 Carving a Turkey With a Sword 3:24 Link's Fishing Accident (Rhett & Link Back Home) 3:39 Most Satisfying Video Ever (CHALLENGE) 3:45 Essential Items for the Apocalypse 3:48 Will It Fruitcake Taste Test 4:01 Whiskey Knife Unboxing 4:13 $208 Chick-Fil-A Sandwich Taste Test FANCY FAST FOOD 4:24 Will It Fruitcake Taste Test 4:33 Celebrity Cheating Match Game 4:43 Making The Lego Millennium Falcon Fly 4:47 Sticking Our Noses in Bread 5:01 We Try Soap Cutting 5:15 We Covered Ourselves In Magnets 5:22 $120 McGriddle Taste Test FANCY FAST FOOD 5:31 Cheese Pictionary 5:41 $120 McGriddle Taste Test FANCY FAST FOOD 5:57 Will It Jack-O'-Lantern 6:02 $163 Chipotle Burrito Taste Test FANCY FAST FOOD 6:04 Dissecting A Frog w Mayim Bialik 6:21 $120 McGriddle Taste Test FANCY FAST FOOD 6:27 Marriage Proposals What Will She Say (GAME)

[@user-gk1ym6oq1e]

youresoloud .

[@levis2822]

youresoloud you are amazing, you have never failed to make me laugh. hope you have a great 2019. thanks. :D

[@justnothing4748]

What about 4:20 What episode is it??

[@spate7207]

Happy New Year Youresoloud 😊

[@kathyfr6000]

Happy new year! I’m so glad to have found your channel this year

[@erraticfreak2095]

I get the feeling that Rhett is Links guardian angel and decided he needed to be here in physical form.

[@iaintgonna3717]

This is such an underrated comment (that made me do an ugly snort) holy cow

[@Lululover122]

That’s such a wholesome way to think of their friendship

[@boxdisappeared3511]

Because of how stupid he is? 🤣🤣

[@luke-fh9gf]

@@boxdisappeared3511 oof

[@somnolentCyanide]

I just got this comment to 666 likes, please make it stay that way

[@iDIOTSOFOz]

Rhett: What do you have? Link: A knife! Rhett: *NO*

[@ratchet_the_fox]

Hope im not the only one that laughed his/her ass of at this comment

[@maheenkhan7285]

😂😂😂

[@carry-2757]

💀

[@benfulfer3260]

Stag des Gebäck no not just you I was picturing link as the little kid and I died laughing

[@stayalivefren6485]

i see paNIC

[@somer4213]

Link’s superpower: summoning knives Link’s weakness: knives

[@mx_nana_banana]

Links weakness is his strength.

[@eggschlatt9609]

Rhett's parenting*

[@weakw1ll]

Chase's weakness: Link

[@raimonrossitto9705]

it's a double edged blade

[@kingfang2945]

Hahahah!

[@xiberator3758]

if link with a single knife was a character in mortal combat, he would be the most powerful character

[@letmeramble]

You could give him just a *NAIL* and he’d probably find a way to injure someone-

[@PatRick-ny7gi]

If link with a single knife was a charater in super smash bros ultimate he would damage himself with every attack

[@alexzander7386]

Every attack hurts him too tho

[@KateCantDraw]

No he'd end up stabbing himself before anyone else

[@freedom-man]

Knife with (Melee weapons 100)

[@shaunaohalloran]

rhett: “what do you have?” link: “a knife!” rhett: “NO”

[@mamasgirl357]

I'm gonna make a comic of this.

[@cancitpanton3654]

That one was good tho

[@crazycurlyfryy]

Shauna O'Halloran this comment wins

[@commssionercam4402]

You stole this

[@shaunaohalloran]

I didn’t know anyone else commented this, I wouldn’t be surprised if they did it’s not that creative but I’m just really into vines so it reminded me of it hahah

[@xavvy8663]

I cant get over how quickly Rhett is to take sharp things away from him, and how pliant and accepting Link is when that happens lmao

[@hefas842]

You get used to stopping idiots from hurting themselves quite quick... just ask my friends

[@solanine9205]

And how ready Link is to reacquire another sharp object.

[@bluejayechaosenbybirb5865]

Rhett just has strong fatherly instincts

[@KatKitKay]

With how long they’ve been friends, I don’t doubt Rhett has gotten used to taking sharp stuff from Link, and Link has just gotten used to getting sharp stuff taken away

[@FatalBlow113]

*COMpliant*

[@Unfortunate_thee_unforunate]

“So first we need to slice up the cucumbers” *brings out a big ass knife* “No! Where did you even find that” Wtf Link

[@koklim5136]

lmao SOOOOOOO TRUE

[@msthecommentator2863]

The boy can just summon knives at will, LMAO

[@foxiflakes8245]

I'd like to think that the knife wasn't initially in the kitchen but he just pulled it out of his pants

[@sarahcblowers680]

Same energy as "What do you have?" "A knife!" "No!"

[@andreasalazar9841]

in the blender part he almost let his intrusive thoughts win💀

[@MissSprinklesSmiles]

Link (with sharp things) is an intrusive thought

[@R.I.P-Geno-Cultshit]

Rhett has singlehandedly been keeping Link alive for nearly 40 years. Respect.

[@rhain9388]

Mission Completed ✓ - +Respect

[@jadesanford2857]

rhespectt

[@encyicl220]

RHETTspect

[@jadesanford2857]

@@encyicl220 i already made the same joke !!!!!!! im calling the police!!!!!!!!!! joke theif

[@TomasM30]

@@jadesanford2857 no you fucking didn't

[@stefaley]

Don’t forget when he tried to kill the fly on his forehead with scissors.

[@karissmallworld2378]

W h a t

[@raebookworm4013]

Where is the video link for that? Somehow I haven't watched that yet...

[@God-mb8wi]

what was the name of that episode?

[@BB-bq5eg]

I think it's the episode with the cutting your own hair challenge. I'm not really sure...

[@stefaley]

Yeah it’s the haircutting episode lol

[@notashie5271]

"Rhett being Links father for 7 minutes straight."

[@Shadow-oy7zw]

The alternative title

[@NukelearFallout]

1:20

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

I love how you can clearly see that Rhett is genuinely concerned for everyone's safety whenever Link is holding anything.

[@spaghettiwizard2551]

Link: *Almost blends his fingers* Link: *Puts his hand back in the blender*

[@xXxJSCOTTxXx]

No job is done until the blender work is finished...

[@nueto8864]

its called the call of the void. look it up

[@colinbrackney916]

Link: Oh MAN, that was close.... I bet I can get closer though

[@kairos4484]

@@nueto8864 Learn something new everyday

[@nathanchung27]

Link: *_PULLS OUT CLEAVER_* Josh: "whERE DId yOU EVen GEt THAT????"

[@trajankhan]

he has an infinite number of sharp tools

[@Nj1498]

Josh!

[@thomasrascol5269]

It actually seemed like that wasn't planned

[@nathanchung27]

@@charleswow9552 I didn't know his name LOOOOL

[@okthisisepic6273]

_thx for stealing my comment man_

[@rosequartzsubs2029]

Rhett: “you’re not allowed to have these things” Link: *sad face*

[@JustinMorristchs]

I love when Link gets nervous being told that he is unsafe with sharp objects, he gets EVEN more unsafe to compensate as he tries to laugh it off. He can't help himself. lol

[@rwplm]

Link's not stupid, he's just "really good at suspending his intelligence."

[@ShacowStorm]

rwplm lol

[@rwplm]

@Logan Jones I said that because that's one of Link's quotes.

[@brytekru7946]

No-one has ever questioned his intelligence (which this subject has nothing to do with) but clearly his hand eye coordination is absolutely horrible. This has been proven with the dart game as well as every time he has had a sharp object in his hands. Some people are just absolutely horrible at some things yet very talented at many others but this guy needs to live in a kevlar bubble for sure.

[@rwplm]

@@brytekru7946 The only reason why I said that, is because it was one of the Link's quotes and I thought it would make a good comment for this video.

[@gablison]

@@brytekru7946 What is Link talented at other than making a fool of himself?

[@koda5173]

link: *acquires sharp object* crew: *chuckles* i’m in danger.

[@bri5033]

Why doesn't this have more likes?

[@Taurgar]

Nice

[@JorgeConstantini]

Rhett: *chuckles* He's in danger

[@someguyontheinternet8769]

Everybody in a 20 mile radius: *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@the_nikster1]

lol I legit thought of that Ralph Wiggum meme when I read that and it made me squeal aloud with laughter 😂😂😂

[@KaleidoscopeK9]

Link is the kind of guy where if you leave him in an empty room with a pencil & a piece of paper, he is more likely to stab himself with the pencil than write on the paper.

[@tiredzei]

The level of tolerance Rhett has for Link is astounding.

[@neockwon2099]

Its like Link is a Man-Child

[@Scrubjay457]

You also gotta realize that somehow this man has a wife and some kids.

[@williamemerson9714]

Perhap they can do a follow-up episode and interview folks Link has or has come close to injuring.

[@oliveb5768]

*the level of tolerance the mythical crew has for these two is astounding

[@unsubscribedanimation]

Friggin true.

[@Katy_Bug89]

He's literally the embodiment of that vine where the kid is running around the pool, and someone asks, " What do you have?!" And the kid stops and says, "A KNIFE!" and then while his mother is screaming NO, proceeds to keep running around the pool.

[@countrybandicoot]

I was just about to comment this.

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

OK, he is not that careless. More like the kid that uses the oven when he is 6.

[@Katy_Bug89]

@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 it was just a funny thought I had. I made a correlation in my mind between Link and the knife vine kid. He is pretty careless at times. This video is proof of that.

[@turntsnaco824]

I wish something as simple as likes meant that much to me.

[@Katy_Bug89]

@@turntsnaco824 it's the little things in life.

[@elandeviant9922]

Link: Has a knife Everyone: *chuckles* I'm in danger.

[@nickowl128]

Link's "i know what I am holding is dangerous, and for some reason i think that is fun/funny" face is absolutely hysterical. Its the same every time. He just gets so excited

[@gia2265]

Things not to give link: *Anything*

[@okimook7692]

@@ameliafraser9320 No, he's gonna hug someone to death

[@terreliv]

Things not to give Link: *Yes.*

[@radiofuel2733]

Kids? He hasn't damaged one yet, but he might need to be supervised.

[@gia2265]

radio fuel Give him time man, it’ll happen. xD

[@nonnnth]

Even peanut butter

[@lotsoftreble9907]

i love how rehtt's concern isn't even a bit with the knives it's just genuine fear

[@FestiveParrot]

lol

[@russelllim4891]

He's best friends with this dude he knows

[@stevethea5250]

@@FestiveParrot Mordialloc College is a rapidly growing secondary 7-12 coeducational college located in Melbourne's south-east. The purpose of student learning at Mordialloc College is to provide a challenging learning environment where students feel safe and supported to succeed in a wide range of opportunities and pathways. Our students will become confident, successful and valuable citizens in their local and global communities. We have a dedicated and skilled teaching team and the academic progress and wellbeing of every student is of the utmost importance. The Mordialloc College community share and proudly demonstrate our agreed core values of Personal Best - Work to the best of your ability. Pursue excellence, try hard and constantly seek to improve; Integrity - Be true to yourself by doing what is right. Be honest and trustworthy; Respect - Treat everyone with equal consideration. Be accepting of others and their differences and Responsibility - Be accountable for your actions. Contribute positively to the school and wider community. Mordialloc College students feel safe and supported as they progress on their individual learning journey, experiencing a wide range of opportunities and pathways. It is most pleasing to see that students are engaged and enjoy coming to school at Mordialloc College as reflected in the Student Attitudes to School survey results. We consistently achieve very positive results, being well above the state average on most variables. This includes: effective teaching practice for cognitive engagement, teacher-student relations, learner characteristics and disposition, social engagement and school safety. The data supports the innovative learning programs in action across the College. A key feature of Mordialloc College is that the curriculum and structure have been designed to enable teachers, students and parents to develop close and positive relationships. Our Learning Centres in Years 7 & 8 are well established and our Year 9 students look forward to the opportunities offered by participating in the "Mordialloc Experience" program, yet we continue to reflect and seek to improve in every aspect of our programs to ensure we are getting the best outcomes for our students. There is a broad range of opportunities and pathways offered in the senior school, including VCE, VET and VCAL which cater for the diverse interests, needs and abilities of our student cohort. The college is also an accredited SEAL (Select Entry Accelerated Learning Program) provider and member of the exclusive SEAL academy, which gives highly able students an even more rewarding and challenging educational experience. Students have the opportunity to complete the first four years of secondary schooling in three, giving them greater flexibility in the final three years. The College has a strong culture around professional learning and coaching as reflected in our two hour weekly staff workshop together focusing on two of our Key Improvement Strategies in the latest Strategic Plan. Developing precision in teacher practice using agreed lesson structures and challenging learning tasks that reflect high expectations for student learning and strengthening feedback and coaching for staff; and to develop and embed rigorous, reliable and well differentiated assessment practices to support quality learning outcomes for all students. We are entering an exciting period of sustained improvement at Mordialloc College. The school compares favourably to like schools on NAPLAN and we are above the state average on all measures across Years 7 and 9, including for student growth, We have been categorised as performing exceptionally well in reading and numeracy. In September 2018, the College received the rating of “influence” school which is the highest performance rating given by DET. We achieved a median study score of 30 in our 2018 VCE results, with 16% of students achieving ATARs over 90. Facility development has been significant in recent years, including our state of the art, environmentally friendly Discovery Centre for Science, a multi-media ICT rich Resource Hub, a refurbishment of the Year 7 Learning Centre and in 2017 our new Performing Arts Centre, canteen, PE/sports stadium and physiology lab were open.. The College is a BYOD 1:1 environment with students in the Senior School bringing a device or devices of their choice and in the Middle School we have a 1:1 iPad program. The College excels at the Performing Arts, winning the 2008 Rock Eisteddfod Challenge, and in 2018 presented "The Addams Family”. Mordialloc is strongly represented in regional sporting competitions in a wide variety of sports. Mordialloc can be proud of its reputation, having been celebrated as an exemplar within the system as a school at the forefront of educational innovation. The College is frequently asked to present at educational forums at a state, national and international level and has hosted many visitors keen to see our programs in action.

[@lolakaone_3496]

This is GMM, not a mortuksksksk college promotion

[@stevethea5250]

@@russelllim4891 🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒 I just washed my face so u have a clean place to sit 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[@keggerous]

What makes Link scary is that he literally doesn't look at what he's doing when he's swinging around the bladed weapons. He'll be looking in another direction while just randomly thrusting the blade in a general direction.

[@kayleeruiz]

Rhett’s face at 1:51 is so funny to me because you can see him processing what just happened in the split second he was turned away and then link proceeds to do it again

[@tycol322]

"You do realize you just gave this man..." "A cup of napalm?" He was way too calm about that

[@stevethea5250]

Wellington Secondary College successfully provides a range of programs and pathways for over 1500 students from Years 7 to 12. The College has also established over many years a strong international program for over 90 students, mostly from China, Vietnam, Cambodia and Thailand. The ethnic mix of local and international students reflects the multicultural nature of the surrounding area. The college aims to provide all students with the academic and personal skills that they need to operate as effective and successful members of the community, both now and in the future.The college provides a particularly strong Mathematics program, as students with a language background other than English often enjoy a higher level of success in this area than in more language-based subjects. In 2010, a building upgrade was completed at a cost of $10 million. This has provided six new science labs, two gymnasiums, a performing arts precinct including a 288 seat theatre, visual arts and technology areas and 24 general purpose classrooms. Wellington Secondary College enjoys a very positive reputation in its local community. In 2013, we were delighted to open our Health and Wellbeing Centre, a space and service dedicated to student and community health, wellbeing and pathways advice. In 2014, we are opened our new International Centre of Excellence.The school has well-established traditions with students, teachers, parents and our broad community being guided by the 'Wellington Way" - a values system based on our motto "Caring, Striving and Learning".

[@C0astDelta]

@@stevethea5250 ok

[@stevethea5250]

@@C0astDelta K. O

[@topazprism77]

@@stevethea5250 okay boomer

[@stevethea5250]

@@topazprism77 huh

[@b-ri1338]

**Link pulls out cleaver** “WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND THAT?!”

[@kaloniceStMoss]

B-RI where did he get it tho

[@Sheashay101]

Knives just materialize around him

[@fireclaw2]

Link has access to the game void. Where all game characters pull their inventory out

[@zirjaeger4037]

what, you guys don't carry cleavers around in your pants?

[@JJScene]

@@zirjaeger4037 oh hooo. Theres something in those pants alright.

[@kristinaglasgow7317]

"You've given him a frickin' backup knife?!"

[@LexiPoreda]

I love how even Link himself was like, "I'm not supposed to have this." 😂 These clips crack me up

[@the-dark-artist]

Alternate title: Rhett baby sits Link for 7 minutes straight

[@fluffyseals9571]

The-Dark -Artist Good idea!

[@starsanimations1107]

"Full grown man babysits in fear of his psychotic knife wielding father friend"

[@tezla6332]

“This is a cloaca” “Want me to make it bigger?” “Wha-what NO?!”

[@MichelleD2023]

I'm amazed at how quickly Mayim picked up on how dangerous Link is...

[@RoopeRontu1999]

I was watching that episode during biology class while the episode was first aired a couple of years back, and everyone were wondering why I was snickering by myself. Golden times.

[@g00mbaguy]

i wonder how many other celebrities have been exposed to Link and his dangerous relationship with weapons. Mayim can’t be the first

[@curteisemann9704]

@@RoopeRontu1999 no way

[@RoopeRontu1999]

@@curteisemann9704 Not kidding. It was a blast! :D

[@benjaminkasson2587]

Rhett loves to eat so much because he next to Link every meal could be his last, so he enjoys it to the fullest.

[@rice6691]

Link looks like he’d be the kind of killer who would say “Oops! I stabbed ya!”

[@pickle7011]

Link reminds me of my puppy when I say “what are you eating” and he tries to swallow it quicker.

[@taylor-qu8nh]

Pickle omg yes

[@evanc1480]

Same with my chinchilla

[@peachesandgravyy]

BITCH THSTS THE MOST ACCURATE COMPARISON ONFGFRHIVMF

[@samgomez9942]

And if you try to take away whatever they have then they turn on you and bite your finger, also similar to Link

[@TildAbuse]

And IMMEDIATE smiles, like the vomit could still be dripping from hia chops and the tail is going a mile a minute. "HAI DAD. THAT TASTED FUNNY. IS ARE PLAY TIEM NAO??"

[@Katievlogs1127]

Rhett: let me see what you have Link: A KNIFE Rhett and crew: NO!

[@amelieg246]

If anyone ever does "GMM as vines" that has to be the first one 😂

[@pho_is_not_interesting]

@@amelieg246 kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJybo5VmnsR1mq8

[@Eternlsunshine]

I just commented this and I knew someone somewhere had thought the same thing. damn

[@doughnutthehamster7255]

Rhett: NO! Crew: omg why does he have a knife

[@brattymaggie]

every mythical beast: NO

[@dianarojo-jewell6091]

The level of anxiety Link causes when he’s holding anything remotely dangerous is palpable

[@dr.JackieBright]

I know that not everyone is great with blade safety, but Link is actually a menace. It's one thing to fool around a bit with a knife (so long as you're not endangering someone else or your own life) but it's an entirely different thing to actively have everyone in your immediate vicinity worried at all times when you have a blade nearby and are not inherently violent.

[@mintchipp5463]

i propose the idea: "chase being underpaid for x minutes"

[@fofnifolar]

“the mythical crew deserving a raise for x minutes”

[@kawaii8389]

Yes

[@joshstirrat9769]

Would that not just be the whole channel?

[@Geedis287]

I want someone to look at me like Link looks at sharp objects

[@cej3940]

Sure papi

[@traviskoser883]

You mean like a crazed maniac?

[@koklim5136]

@@traviskoser883 yes he wants that XD

[@BB-bq5eg]

😂😂😂

[@Temuville]

LOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZA-zack]

The smile link had when he got his cleaver back made me a little nervous.

[@belle326]

1:44 Link is that one suicidal brain cell that tells you to do it every time there's something dangerous you shouldn't do

[@epoillaKory]

Rhett and crew: Link what do you have Link: A KNIFE! Rhett and crew: NO!!!

[@waywardbard]

BAHAHA

[@sheepaleepz]

I was just about to comment that lmao.

[@asiao.1515]

It’s like that vine

[@cateyyyjaneee8538]

Kory Neff omg lmfao

[@dashayoung7402]

I can picture that so well😂

[@miriam3916]

he is beauty he is chase he has links foot in his face

[@suzyroseblossom]

Facts

[@flamingequinox]

Wow, this is word for word the exact same thing I was thinking xD

[@memegoddess8014]

Link: *sticks hand in blender* *Blender turns on* Link:"that got closer than it should have" Also Link: *sticks hand back in blender

[@notdigitalaer]

Link: * fires a giant party popper at Rhett * Also Link: WOOOOOAAAHHH * instant happiness *

[@darkhafgor]

Let's be honest, without Rhett, Link probably had killed half of the mythical crew by now

[@hanter765]

Pinhead perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@0Onyx13]

Not that many, he would have managed to cut off his own arms first 😂

[@kaloniceStMoss]

Probably

[@MichaelColonDee]

And himself lmaoo

[@BellaDarby-uk8my]

@@hanter765 nnNoOnnnOooooooo

[@cecrophia_]

And this is how we know Rhett is the ultimate Dad

[@BrokenGodEnt]

I will be the 1st to agree.

[@kitkiwi1836]

True.

[@VishwajithSaminathan]

So true

[@clivehandforth3531]

Capital u

[@beemer9108]

Unfortunately, I don't think that is actually the case. I think that Link would be the better dad specifically because he is a lot more clumsy, and has been his entire life. He knows that his children will be, and he knows that he is, so they are all bound to make mistakes. He's more laid back, and that's _really_ important when it comes to children, growing up and making mistakes. For example: Rhett would be the kind of dad to make his kid sit back in his chair while everyone sang _Happy Birthday_ Link would be the kind of dad who lets his kid get really close to the candles on the cake, and even maybe stick his hand out and learn that fire burns. In this case, surely they would grow up knowing that fire is bad, and Rhett's kid would make the same mistake in some other manner, but the basis for making mistakes has already been established in Link's child's case. It's not the greatest example, but just shows that Link, objectively, could be the better dad because of his knack for making mistakes.

[@Mezzy..]

1:48 I just love links face

[@thatwouldbeme]

"where do you even find that!?" Gets me every time

[@randomperson3601]

4:13 “Alright, so first, we need to slice up these cucumbers.” “I got it!” (Pulls out cleaver) “NO!” *”WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND THAT?!”*

[@jameshenderson4094]

Honestly such a rogue thing to do. Rogue gets checked for weapons and just finds a knife lying around

[@bredpiff]

Lol that was the most funniest part for me and my second most funniest part is when he was trying to cut a peach and it said *chases peach with knife* had me dead

[@thepip3599]

That’s my favourite part of the video. He wasn’t even given the knife.

[@koklim5136]

Up his bum

[@skoomadog9008]

Rhett: "So no sharp things." Link: *proceeds to lick pizza cutter and stick hand in a blender*

[@emmajochum8682]

TBH I'm guilty of licking pizza cutters. As long as you keep moving in an upward motion, no side to side, you're golden!

[@iaintgonna3717]

White Wood Asmr Saaame. Except I don't even do it the safe way. Pizza cutters just don't cut (or at least well) without the proper force behind 'em.

[@jamie6506]

Rhett's parenting responsibilities amplify tenfold when Link is in the room

[@tobywolf64]

Link is in constant battle with the intrusive thoughts... He's had many close calls, but they're winning...

[@mondobe]

Link: *has literally anything* Everyone in the entire world: Why do I hear boss music?

[@stevethea5250]

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[@chlorine_wasp]

Steve Thea wat

[@PinkPixelProductions]

Steve Thea what does this have to do with the comment at all?!?!?

[@mondobe]

Steve Thea dislike Steve Thea's comment plz

[@DanTheManCalter]

I feel like this just proves that some children survive to adulthood by sheer luck.

[@traeix]

Link has only made it this far from Rhett's guidance lol

[@user-ot3tu1yb2j]

DanTheManCalter This comment is too true.

[@iaintgonna3717]

Like Kevin.

[@subspacehwy212]

Link: *exists* Rhett: “haha, I’m in *danger*

[@teresaklanderman9088]

links entire thing is letting his intrusive thoughts become intrusive actions

[@junebunny0712]

That is not what intrusive thoughts are. More like dangerous impulsive thoughts, if anything specific.

[@IamhereforSmosh]

Someone save Rhett from his BFF. He's in permanent danger

[@shortbean0]

Can't really save him if he's in permanent danger.

[@no.one.a113]

#saveRhett

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

#noknifes

[@malpharynx]

Omg your profile

[@Jamestaylor97185]

Rhett will soon get another one when link finds out about his power

[@loreleiloriestone9179]

Rhett’s voice when he says “do not give the man weapons,” is such a mood.

[@abbymorrison3097]

I know right 😂 Gets me every time! And when he says "Why-w, why would you do it?"

[@Mikey-wj5zo]

4:07 he literally sounds so happy

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

As someone with an (entirely rational) irrational fear of pizza cutters, I can confirm that 1:22-1:41 terrified me more than anything else I've ever experienced, apart from the incident that originally gave me my fear of pizza cutters. So thank you for that, Link

[@rainbowangel5264]

What was the original incident-

[@Sammy-jp9gk]

I also have an extreme fear of pizza cutters :D it sucks

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@rainbowangel5264 I cut my little finger on a pizza cutter when I was about 5. Barely hurt, but there was TONS of blood and it really freaked me out. As a kid, stuff like that sticks with you

[@rainbowangel5264]

@@CoRLex-jh5vx yikes, that sounds really bad!

[@DannyFedora]

If you watch this video at 11:53:23 on New Year's Eve, Link will pop the confetti at midnight

[@gonfreecss8753]

Thank you good sir

[@jennytam9704]

How do people time that?

[@alyssaclark2498]

that’s what’s up

[@sarahm8695]

I love you for this comment ok

[@Spartn86]

@@jennytam9704 math

[@chuckyboy4459]

Link: *finds knife* People in the room: *runs out of room*

[@Peip692]

i literally was thinking of running out of my room

[@nopeno2120]

No one else was in THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS

[@sidhorum8571]

I feel that if link ever got a fire arm we should all just leave the planet

[@thesmileshow9651]

@@nopeno2120 I wanna be in the ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS

[@chuckyboy4459]

*WHEN DID I GET 663 LIKES?!?!?!?!?!*

[@emersonkerin7046]

5:32 links slow-mo laughing really makes me laugh, I replayed that about ten times 😂

[@PeteTheFrenchie]

The fact that chase didn't immediately try to fight Link after he threw the dart at him is baffling to me

[@Indiabaycr]

Rhett and Link are the real life representation of that vine that's like "What do you have?" "A KNIFE" "NOOO!!"

[@bagofsunshine3916]

Not a "knife"..... a "KNOIFE"

[@theripper451]

Me and my partner frequently yell this at each other since I’m a chef and she shouldn’t have sharp objects

[@allisonl401]

Link is literally the meme of the little kid running with the knife and his mom going “NO!!?!”

[@ohwellhey6221]

Rhett is the mom

[@crescentcreme]

"What do you have in your hand?"

[@CoolStory543]

“A KNIFE”

[@KrillSSBM]

1:45 kills me everytime, HE TRIED TO PLAY IT OF IM SOBBING. idk how the crew didnt start dying of laughter when that happened

[@Smithlord]

I totally understand the fine balance Rhett feels between caring for and throttling Link every time he does this stuff.

[@tiredzei]

Things not to give Link: *his own hands and feet*

[@chipsnjoaq5174]

amputation time chirren

[@calliesart9778]

I appreciate the fact that the total number of likes is 9-1-1

[@juliann9044]

Link practicing Rhett’s gesturing suggestions at 6:22 gets me every time

[@LoganSimpkins04]

And still messes up 😆

[@anatuitavake5842]

I'm dead😂😂

[@kaileem3048]

the best part is he’s failing at it too

[@weakw1ll]

Lmfaoooooo very in character of link

[@test-ti1xj]

Lmao

[@TheTechAdmin]

1:57 I have a similar OCD tic regarding, "fate tempting". The worst one is closing my eyes while driving. It REALLLY sucks to have one voice saying, "Just do it ONE more time, and you'll be satisfied and NEVER have to do it again." And the moment you satisfy that tic, the very moment it's done. That you hear that same voice saying the same thing with a deeper promise. "Ok, REALLY, this time is the LAST time EVER." And it just keeps repeating.

[@nickowl128]

Go to fucking therapy before you kill someone, jesus christ

[@TheTechAdmin]

@@nickowl128 Hahahahahahahha

[@apatheticautumn]

Yeah he reminds me a lot of my friend with ocd and link almost let his intrusive thoughts win i m m e d i a t e l y

[@precious1430]

I love how rhett acts like links dad when he's about to do something dumb. Correction, he is his dad.

[@missybarbour6885]

"Knife?" "No." "Bigger knife?" "NO. The non-sharp stuff. I want more! That's... that's a knife."

[@JamerG]

“Knife?” “No.” “ *Bigger* knife?” “NO. I want the NON sharp stuff! I want more! Tha-THATS a knife.” “You sure you don’t want it?” “Yes!” “Ok..ok..” “Now get a GOOD utensil.” “Butcher knife?” “ *NOOOO-* “

[@NorMarkus]

Wow, what a coincidence! It's almost like we watched the exact same video!

[@annethetrashcan-3672]

this is the only class that i would actually take *sign me up man*

[@Izzy-mt5jw]

Me to!😂 (I need the lesson link gets about handling sharp things😂not the lesson what to NOT give link😂)

[@ebetg4191]

5:42 with rhett disappointedly catching the knife made me have a whole ass asthma attack lmao

[@kellymcc9632]

the cooking dude: so, the last step- *link pulls out a knife* rhett: nuuuuuuuuupe dad of the year award goes to... RHETT

[@scottbissonnette514]

“The cooking dude” made me wheeze 🤣

[@LacroixSucks]

Imagine the anxiety Rhett & Jenna Marbles would feel if Link & Julien got together for a play date...

[@wuraolaolagunju]

The amount of chaos that would ensue...unfathomable

[@danielleking262]

*OH DEAR GOD* 😳

[@lisachiappetti6092]

Oh no the world would 100% end if they ever hung out and they'd probably both end up dead tbh

[@danielleking262]

@@lisachiappetti6092 I don't think they'd DIE, but ohhhh a trip the hospital wouldn't take too long.... 🏥

[@lisachiappetti6092]

@@danielleking262 yeah they'd both be in the hospital in like 15 minutes

[@heathergaywood7258]

Rhett: *says not to do something in a panic* Link: does it

[@michellegodwin6567]

When Link's brain has an intrusive thought, such as "lol stick ur hand in a blender," Link's response is "uh ok lol"

[@curiouscork6302]

when he placed the pizza cutter next to his lips, my entire body rejected it in every possible way

[@Nijadyfa_13t]

Things to not give link: 1. Things

[@Godsecution]

haha 😒

[@emilypixle8785]

@@Godsecution dick is micro

[@addictedtovr9210]

5:16 Knife? *no* Bigger knife?? *no, the non sharp stuff* **takes out smol knife**

[@Pacvalham]

*That's a knife!*

[@crimson_siphyr]

5:52 Pause video This is the face of a serial killer...

[@chicken_punk_pie]

I return every 6 months to watch all of these again while procrastinating homework. WE NEED MORE!

[@readintimely2517]

I always thought they were JOKING about giving him weapons. And how dangerous he was...then I saw this.

[@smothmoongazer]

why are guys named Link always associated with bladed weapons?

[@LukesOffline]

😂😂😂

[@Rvccxxn]

Is that a Zelda reference? Im joking i know it is i love The Legend of Zelda

[@p.atrick.]

Yess

[@zzdahaewae]

Only 2 of em

[@cryptidram]

I'm sorry but is that a sci sans profile pic-

[@eagleeye5189]

The aspirating tool gave me the most severe anxiety holy shit. Like even if he wasn't going to do anything, all it took was a slip to drive that thing into Rhett!

[@bredpiff]

Links wife watching this video :*decides to hide all the knives and send him to therapy* edit:this video got me dead

[@koklim5136]

lmao probably

[@DinoTamer-22]

“And lastly knives.” Me: awww does that mean it’s the end of the video? *check time and only halfway though.* Me:how many-....why do they keep giving him knives?!

[@TheRealMinotaur667]

And every single time the whole crew is like "NO!!!"

[@aflo5327]

😂😂😂

[@reibean9542]

Hahahahaha

[@unsubscribedanimation]

They always think it will be funny. Then they all remember why they shouldn't do that.

[@kelseypearl]

*What not to give Link* Lesson 1: darts Lesson 2: scissors Lesson 3: fire Lesson 4: a pizza wheel Lesson 5: a blender Lesson 6: his own hands and feet Lesson 7: a chainsaw Lesson 8: sharp metal tools Lesson 9: glass Lesson 10: swords Lesson 11: *knives* Lesson 12: hammers Lesson 13: fireworks Lesson 14: explosives Lesson 15: forks Lesson 16: tomahawks Lesson 17: cleavers Lesson 18: matches Lesson 19: backup knives Lesson 20: electricity Lesson 21: rocks Lesson 22: vegetable peelers Lesson 23: hot stuff Lesson 24: sporks Lesson 25: scalpels Lesson 26: toothpicks Lesson 27: flammable materials Lesson 28: literally anything else

[@youtubetrash3196]

VellichorGemini I'm tired and I read 16 at tomatoes

[@bengal4047]

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne!

[@visualconfusionlh]

4:13 is the best thing i've seen this entire year. the comedy is peak, unmatched

[@tomodaphne]

The way Link says “I am a little nervous” still cracks me up.

[@silkenribs]

I can totally imagine them getting a new employee and Rhett just takes them somewhere where Link can't hear them and he sits them down in front of a laptop. "Link can't have knives. No sharp things. No fire." "Okay? But. . . why?" Rhett opens up the laptop to this video, the employee's face is evenxmore confused now. "This is why." And he hits play. XD

[@saruwatarisa]

Mythical Entertainment GMM Crew Training Video? xD

[@aaahhhwhy]

So true

[@averyrasnick6555]

China

[@soap11793]

Link: * has a sharp object * Everyone:main objective *SURVIVE*

[@toonlink5399]

Yeah lol

[@ForNeverYoursAlways]

This was incredible, thank you for piecing this together so wonderfully!!

[@roseycinnabunz6779]

When I tell you I gasped aloud when he was scratching his face with the pizza cutter