Link gets a Gerudo Waifu?

►Game Information:
▪ Title: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
▪ Developer: Nintendo
▪ Publisher: Nintendo
▪ Platform: Switch
▪ Genre: Adventure

[@saraross8396]

Link and the litter bug? Nah. For those wondering, Calyban was the one dropping melon rinds into the water supply in Breath of the Wild. The fact that she was again dropping things into the water didn't surprise me.

[@t900HAWK]

Thought that name was familiar

[@twitchascension]

@@t900HAWK There's the name Caliban which is similar, from The Tempest. It's also a character name in both Marvel and DC comics...

[@SaviorGabriel]

I love how under their tough exterior, the Gerudo are big adorable sweethearts.

[@Randomnessisreasuring]

Kinda wish in the next zelda game that they make it larger and have the 5 races have more than one village each it would be intersteting.

[@burra007]

Yeah, all of them are pretty friendly. No wonder why so many dudes wanna sneak in

[@maleorembrandt8324]

​@@Randomnessisreasuring Tarrey town is the hub for all Hyrule races

[@FrankCapybara]

The Gerduo.

[@SaviorGabriel]

@@FrankCapybara :P

[@somedude4087]

"lady can you stop littering, there are tons of those bottled down there by now" "oh this must be love"

[@Slipper81]

she littered in botw with watermelons, she can litter again!

[@ricekrispies1917]

I also thought this when I realized it was the same hydromelon foodie from botw

[@anirbanmistry1864]

Reminder that this is the same woman who chomped on melons on top of gerudo town polluting a little girl's garden, and also made link run around in the gerudo highlands looking for wildberries to stop her from eating those melons in breath of the wild.

[@nickcarroll8565]

Well it has definitely prepared him for the bs part of marriage 😂

[@tirididjdjwieidiw1138]

it’s the same character

[@eudacye709]

@@tirididjdjwieidiw1138 that's the joke.

[@LilfoxTheHybridHylian5967]

Forget that, they cute together 😂😂😂

[@danielrobinson7872]

Link is in his 20s and still only like 5 feet tall. Dude got the short end of the stick.

[@midovodella1702]

Must of been that 100 years he spent in a Shekah brand pressue cooker.

[@angelvillegas9604]

His 117 years old

[@statichammer9984]

I think someone did a measurement comparison to him and one of the gerudo women who mentions that shes 8 foot tall and found out hes around 5'7''-5'8''. Gerudo are just huge.

[@Kook_604]

@@angelvillegas9604 he's somewhere in his 120s in totk

[@Aqsticgod]

ba dum tss

[@AATproducer]

*a Dragon roar can be heard in the distance*

[@LilfoxTheHybridHylian5967]

Too bad

[@BishieQueen]

Here's a thought....male gerudo are only born one every hundred years. So since ganandorf died they are LONG overdue for another male. Hang with me here. If link marries a gerudo and has children, wouldn't it be wild for the hero of Hyrule, who's destined to stop evil ganandorf when he reincarnates, be his father.

[@dregnoff9361]

Oof

[@Victinitotodilepro]

that'd be amazing, zelda wouldnt let that happen though

[@StarStoneWolf]

This is the opposite, but your comment suddenly reminded me of this webcomic I read on Webtoon that was about Ganondorf raising Link as his son.

[@crowmaster9652]

better than what the furries in this game are cooking

[@melancholicthinker9291]

Not all Links are related to each other Iirc the only situation where this exist is OoT Link is the ancestor to TP Link Whereas all Zelda’s are related to each other The Links are just reincarnated people with the spirit of the Hero in them. Not bound by blood. Whereas the Zelda’s are strictly bound by Blood, all descending from one another all starting from Skyward Sword Zelda who is Hylia reincarnated.

[@enelanonimato6704]

Creating a whole society of red, buff, beautiful amazons warriors only to give them an emotional, psychological and physical need for falling in love and getting married is such a Japanese thing to do

[@piotr004]

It's much better than those woke, stupid female characters made in Hollywood.

[@brandonhavok]

Considering the female:male birthrate among the tribe it makes sense that, as a culture, they would attempt to instill personality traits that encourage members to go out and find breeding partners.

[@kaymarx9677]

I mean, I don't fundamentally disagree, but the second you have a group that reproduces sexually but only includes one sex, they kinda have to go afield looking for mates or go extinct. Didn't have to go quite as housewifey though.

[@enelanonimato6704]

@@brandonhavok yet, they still won't allow any "voe" into the city

[@enelanonimato6704]

@@kaymarx9677 do they though? What's the gerudo life span anyway?

[@darthherobrine7742]

Zelda: "Would you still love me if I was a wyrm?" Link (on his way to see his gerudo wife): "Huh, 'STILL'?!???"

[@katea764]

Link be pulling all them bishes in Hyrule😂

[@tedscheett9420]

Shiekah, Zora, Gerudo, Hylian... doesn't matter the race, they probably want to get a room with him.

[@Random1567]

She tells Link not to say anything yet, so he never really gives an answer to her and she kinda keeps answering for him/not letting him talk lol So I don’t think he’s consented to a relationship with her, but he can take the free food

[@PoteiroYersen]

It depends on what the player itself thinks.

[@Random1567]

@@PoteiroYersen The intent of giving her the bottle maybe, but in-game he never gives her an answer or gets to say anything. So there’s no consent to a relationship canonically. Unlike SS where you can agree to date someone.

[@PoteiroYersen]

@@Random1567 💀

[@maenadism]

Link barely speaks unless he's asking questions to begin with so we were never going to get an answer about consent, they most likely did in fact leave it that way so the player could interpret it how they like.

[@Random1567]

@@maenadism Skyward Sword let’s Link speak and agree to date someone lmao So that doesn’t fly. Link in this game often has dialogue options for NPCs too. She keeps speaking for Link in the dialogue if you bother to read it, which means Nintendo is going out of their way to not let Link give an answer canonically, and that does matter. Nintendo isn’t gonna force the player so easily into a relationship without a “yes or no” option. That’s all they had to add if they wanted it to be up to interpretation or player choice, like they did in Skyward Sword. All I’m saying is they aren’t in a relationship, and the dialogue confirms that. She doesn’t let him answer and she herself says to “wait”. The player intent might be to pursue a relationship, or it might not be. Either way, there isn’t one yet.

[@2005zhane]

Calyban is a stunning, a chef and a warrior, all with a heart of gold. Definitely wife material.

[@eclipsicalbluestocking1182]

Yeah but she also litters so

[@metayoshi1712]

and every now and again, you get dubious or rock hard food from the same blood moon tactic. *one save scumming later.*

[@kani_mar]

I love how Link canonically is the biggest RIZZARD

[@iunderstandandwishtoprocee8200]

In Hyrule the term is RIZZROBE.

[@TarnishedProductions]

​@@iunderstandandwishtoprocee8200he's a Rizzalfoe

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

@@iunderstandandwishtoprocee8200loll

[@MementoDespair]

Link and Riju are the same height. Its been six years. Riju is a short Gerudo Woman now lol. Link is 23 years old and finished growing at 17 which is fine. 5'5 King

[@Ilove-water]

I thought he was 5ft 7

[@evice]

Correction, Link is over 100 years old.

[@eclipsicalbluestocking1182]

I don't think it's been six years. At most four or five.

[@MagnificantSasquatch]

Nope. Take off the extra five inches you put on. You know he is certifiably Mario short.

[@Ilove-water]

@@MagnificantSasquatch i looked it up on google and it says he is 5ft 7? Wth is going on is everyone just like 7ft? 😭

[@jameswasdin654]

Now THAT lady is a keeper! Totally worth the (possible) height humiliation and strength differences!

[@mr.cantplayaninstrument8402]

Nah link got those magic muscles, not buff but has crazy stupid strength feats

[@jetnipatteeravithayapinyo2468]

And here’s me navigating through the whole sewage system just to get the bottle to the roof, cuz I though I meant to give it to the guy hiding there…

[@Ixmore]

I thought that was an option as well. IDK why but, I feel they deserve each other.

[@durrdude3623]

Bro is NOT running out of stamina.

[@agehigh7476]

Honestly he might have hit the limit lmfao

[@Heymrk]

Is this the Gerudo who kept throwing melon rinds into the water supply?

[@tirididjdjwieidiw1138]

yup

[@rickyyn6]

I have her picture hung up in my house after she called me her Voe I rather have her then Zelda any day at least she probably can protect her self

[@DekkarJr]

Death by snu snu for link XD The abs alone XD

[@sanic6923]

4:21 Link: *Hums the overworld theme as he's cooking*

[@mxgross]

I heard there is a Gerudo on Death Mountain who says she hopes Link is on the menu. But the only Gerudo I've seen on Death Mountain is Ramella. So I'm assuming this dialogue can only be unlocked either at night or at a certain part of Death Mountain.

[@mxgross]

Would someone please make a video about how to get this particular dialogue.

[@TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra]

Well Links harem is growing Ou my this girl is having quite a advantage considering she can cook

[@itscupss]

lmao she went to the cooking pot as the first part of being a wife

[@NobleVI_343]

Nintendo has their moments

[@EdibleClown]

Nah, I'm more into the Gerudo blacksmith/jeweler

[@verycleverusername8159]

When I did this quest I got dubious food.. I thought she loved me..

[@t-girl9643]

If you visit her again, she'll give you hearty soup! She learns.

[@katiesutton9150]

i got rock-hard food

[@HoneebunnySapphire]

LMAO, never thought to grab one of those bottles and bring it back, that's funny.

[@redtail69]

Dam everyone wants links 10 inch master sword

[@BeaverChainsaw]

Zelda vs the girl Link tells her not to worry about:

[@ayudrs]

Wait, she actually cooked you a proper meal? I've only gotten dubious food and rock hard food so far 😅

[@KingBobBobBob]

Well he's probably a lot older than you'd think. He just looks smol and cute. He's something like 122 to 125 years old you picked a winner

[@JstBobby]

link is living the dream

[@OriruBastard]

In Lezend of Zelda Screams of the Space, Calyban being upset at Link for not marrying her.

[@CodyTheBlackChickenSubscribe]

First Zelda, then Mipha, then Paya, then Purah, then Riju, then Sidon then Gannondorf? Jeez bro got it all!

[@diddly_dude]

Blud is his own divine beast

[@FifyTheurn]

Ganondorf?

[@CodyTheBlackChickenSubscribe]

@RedEquus Yes. Trust me, if Ganondorf weren't evil Link, it would be all over that. I know the internet already is despite his evil.

[@Northway12]

Paya got some big half-naked dude with hystoric interest, Sidon married childhood friend, Purah has Robbie, Mipha is dead. Doesn't look like Link has many partners.

[@budgetcoinhunter]

@@Northway12 Just the one that truly counts.

[@BenelopeAlmendra]

Never tough of that rewinding it

[@roseherendeen4248]

Zelda is gonna be mad💀

[@PhillyCh3zSt3ak]

To see the look on Zelda's face when she gets back will be priceless (for us as the audience).

[@LilfoxTheHybridHylian5967]

Yes

[@alanserrano2365]

W RIZZ link

[@r3gret2079]

Yooooo that's how you get it to her. Fuck I feel stupid, I always be forgettin about recall and ascend.

[@stevenpictures1]

Zelda's got compitition

[@thetacosandthecats6464]

Wish I was Link

[@arkking552]

This opens many questions and concerns. Mostly about how Zelda will react

[@sas_bo2833]

Yeah next game links gonna have to make it up to her for cheating

[@LilfoxTheHybridHylian5967]

It dont matter 😂

[@asmongoldsmouth9839]

*Isha, the Gerudo jewelry shop owner, is exceptionally smitten by Link. So, I calculate that she is the best wife for Link. She is ready and willing to do anything for Link. The other crushes all have excuses.*

[@Hi-fd4cw]

Dude she canonically doesn’t sleep in clothes either Even better

[@GerudoKing_]

Besides, since obvious Zelda hasn’t made any major advances (i.e. proposing) to Link over the past six years, I think he should just go for Isha or another Gerudo at this point.

[@kazuhirala]

But what about Mipha I mean Purah I mean Zelda?

[@Plurmple_]

Mipha is his true love

[@mateovaldes3762]

​@@Plurmple_mipha is dead

[@Random1567]

Link doesn’t give her an answer, she keeps speaking for him or not letting him talk when you give her the bottle. So he’s not really dating her, it seems like a misunderstanding lol

[@mxgross]

Mipha is dead. Purah is just a friend. And Zelda does eventually reunite with Link (after Link destroys Ganondorf and Rauru and Sonia use their powers to restore the princess to her former self). This is just a side event the player can activate at any time. It doesn't have anything to do with the main story.

[@Plurmple_]

@@mateovaldes3762 I don’t give a shit. bros stay loyal

[@MadMax-ii8gq]

The way the screen blacks out is always sus.

[@ShaneWasTaken]

Take that zelda

[@kittyclaire]

lowkey i kinda wish link would have some sorta thing with riju, since he used to be a thing with mipha sorta xD

[@YahhooThatsSoEpic]

Riju is 12 and link is 117...

[@TheKataclism]

@@YahhooThatsSoEpic totk is at least 5 years after botw, riju is legal now

[@YahhooThatsSoEpic]

@@TheKataclism it's 2 years after botw, So she's 14

[@YahhooThatsSoEpic]

@@TheKataclism hey at least link can drink in totk 🤷

[@JustinBrown-hq2yb]

Even better urbosa

[@j.corbygaming]

Ngl, shes a babe

[@imarealwitch1154]

I keep asking god when is my turn

[@skylerfisher4347]

I meannnn, considering what happened to Zelda it’s not *wrong* of him to get a new girlfriend

[@TheRealTact]

Hey just because she’s transformed a little bit that doesn’t mean they can’t do it, where there’s a hole there’s a goal and I’m sure each of the dragons have one on their bodies somewhere.

[@otheraccount5193]

@@TheRealTact if donkey can do it, link can too

[@DyrianLightbringer]

I mean... Link and Zelda weren't really together in this story. He was just her bodyguard... oh... maybe he was REALLY guarding that body... well, it has been an entire century since Mipha died. It's about time he moved on.

[@TheBorhork]

​@@DyrianLightbringer I mean, he gives her his house in hateno, there's only one bed, and her diary says that he never leaves her side. He may be aloof, but I think that Zelda definitely has a thing for this version of Link.

[@glutentag5853]

bro Purah's always right there, they're the same age too (100 years included)

[@B3rriiii]

I mean, you can recall the love bottle that calyban made back to her and get an amazing gerudo girlfriend!( that will cook you rock food)

[@BenjaminSteber]

I haven’t felt this way since what’s her name from the skyward sword market.

[@shadyshinichi2JZ]

Isha is the one to get

[@MyLux777]

Death by snu snu it is

[@RyuBlue]

Nah he just needs to pack some Stamina potions and he'll be good.

[@MyLux777]

@@RyuBlue he's gonna need more than that. You forget Zap Branigan was in a wheel chair after such savagery.

[@RyuBlue]

@@MyLux777 Maybe some defense potions as well...

[@Pito23]

290 hrs and never discover this... endless game!!

[@sergiozamoraramos7842]

And they lived happy. The end

[@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031]

Me who is married to Isha: 😎🤝

[@thischannelisirrelevant.7926]

Link just casually gets a wife while Zelda is flying around in the sky as a dragon.

[@carlossolis3547]

ZELDA IS WHAT AS WHAT!?

[@CarlosMendez-tn5zi]

"WARNING: Major spoiler"

[@scruber64_]

I'm so glad I decided to scroll through comments after beating the game

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

@@scruber64_same 🥹

[@Khmtravelvlog]

Link definitely should marry riju 😂😂

[@Dusteus]

Quite make sense that almost all women really want Link so bad. I mean "almost". Or perhaps some. I don't know how to explain this but i think some of you guys know the answer already.

[@Jotop.]

she gave me dubious food

[@FifyTheurn]

Annoying how some of these sidequests dont actually exist in your journal. You just have to figure them out

[@xzenderx]

i'd say this is more like an easter egg type quest. similar to koroks. Fun fact, i made a bell ring to see if i could. game froze. Annnnd one appeared.

[@mxgross]

Besides Calyban and Isha, who else among the Gerudo shows romantic interest in Link?

[@buttertoastdontask5778]

The three sitting in the bar but you have to listen to them through the wall behind them

[@mxgross]

@@buttertoastdontask5778 They're just considering him as a possible candidate because they don't want to go outside Gerudo Town to find their future husbands.

[@RyuKaguya]

riju in botw kinda does not sure if she still is

[@mxgross]

@@RyuKaguya I think Riju sees Link more as a friend.

[@segneovater7313]

There are 3 in the bar (but will not talk in front of you, you have to hear them from the other side of the wall). There are also 3 travelers close to one stable and they talk about meeting the hero, but the conversation turns about beating Link instead of seducing him. There is one Gerudo looking for the cherry blossom trees and at some point she wonders if maybe Link is the voe for her (after meeting her like 3-4 times). There is also one Gerudo merchant which is not interested in Link, but believes that he is a good match for Riju (she sells mushrooms in the Gerudo's town). I am not sure if you can count the Gerudos from the voe class too, but at least they are grateful after you help them in the class.

[@Foxy_plush_Gaming35]

how did I get bad food instead of creamy heart soup

[@zachdugan7320]

Finally I can combine my hearty radishes with a bunch of other ingredients to restore hearts!

[@Zman1110]

I'm getting this game now

[@mysterygirl0423]

Adding Calyban to the list of women I'd rather see Link with, instead of Zelda ✔️

[@Gundam4]

At least Calyban would be more thoughtful to Link

[@berniekatzroy]

Gotta love snu snu

[@mxgross]

I keep seeing comments about how the Gerudo are thirsty for Link, but as far as I can tell only Calyban and Isha (the Gerudo Jewelry Store Owner) seem to continue showing interest in him. All the others decide he's not what they're looking or are simply teasing.

[@sas_bo2833]

I dare this person to trap this woman in a cage with a glitch so he gives her payback for trying to hypnotize link

[@Mage487]

Uh yeah. No way in hell. Zelda is his girl only.

[@LilfoxTheHybridHylian5967]

Nah..pass

[@Mage487]

@@LilfoxTheHybridHylian5967 No, zelda is his girl only.

[@sofiagracio4675]

​@@Mage487I agree

[@Alexandra_Hetzendorfer]

How? My Calyban can't cook. F-F

[@WolfDragonTamer]

Lucky Link! I would happily marry such a sweetheart myself

[@davidzamora9510]

Death by snu snu

[@kgpz100]

In Spanish she is definitely not this flirty with you. She simply tells you she cannot find the radish she's looking for, but she will be on the lookout so you don't miss out on it.

[@wizardsummoner9124]

In Spanish she says she is looking for "friendship". Toned down translation...

[@Gundam4]

Hey can anyone blame Link? He's basically been a watchdog to Zelda, he deserves a hot Gerudo wife

[@0xHaust]

he’s her appointed knight and you’re literally playing the game to save her why are so many of y’all complaining 😭

[@Gundam4]

@0xHaust not complaining, just saying he deserves a little something on the side. Breathe in

[@sas_bo2833]

To be honest Zelda did nothing wrong like she’s not a damsel in distress like princess peach in Mario games

[@kidkudsback]

does she only cool bad food or is there more to it

[@radio8123]

It's random i'm pretty sure every In game day she has a chance of cooking good food

[@0rbital_nugget188]

What I would give for a gerudo dommy mommy

[@Ken-Kyonashima]

I got this too! I just decided screw zelda free creamy heart soip CLAYBAN. So yeah.

[@Ken-Kyonashima]

I also did the exact same thing to get the bottle and recorded the footage of me talking to Calyban as a memory

[@archivist_13]

This is very interesting

[@squanchmastersquanch4376]

Thumbs down cause the guy put "Waifu" in his title.

[@mxgross]

Does anyone know where I can find a video that depicts Karsh ( a Gerudo on Death Mountain) at the Bedrock Bistro (a Goron restaurant)?

[@HxFC]

The only Gerudo waifu is Isha 😍

[@radio8123]

Where do I find her

[@R1IY2N]

@@radio8123 near tormuna dunes

[@MementoDespair]

Aka jewel

[@LilfoxTheHybridHylian5967]

Hell yes

[@VaporWaveGaming1990]

Mmmmm light skinned Gerudo? Exotic

[@Rensune]

Only one of the Links (yes there are several, even in the same timeline) gets to marry Zelda At least, 1 per timeline Are there still 3?

[@avastorneretal]

Link gets the gussy.

[@slickritter86]

DEATH BY SNU SNU!

[@darkglass3011]

Call me old fashioned, but I would take a woman who is able to cook over a woman who almost kills me via food poisoning on a daily basis any day.

[@TheRealAlexFlame]

Okay I see what you mean. Counterpoint: You're playing as Link, who will literally eat anything that moves or even doesn't move and is completely fine with it afterwards. So while he may get less than savory food, he gets a Gerudo babe with it so it's like a complete win for him.

[@xzenderx]

@@TheRealAlexFlame especially considering link is a genius cook himself.

[@elchingaun23]

Wow, lucky

[@mini_mew775]

I mean if the pen!s head dude can marry one so can Link

[@sploocher117]

Wait wait wait, does the order that you hold ingredients affect the food???

[@maryam.m]

Not that I've seen...

[@silvertaken]

No, he only swap normal radish with the big one to get double the hearts

[@Zero-xl2ef]

Big mommy

[@RELiCDOT]

WOULD

[@cameronbaughman2090]

Eh you could do worse than this girl.

[@AngelStorm2013]

Link getting that Gerudo Gussy. 😏😏😏

[@julitakamaki4386]

The Gerudo are pretty stupid and silly.

[@chuiscache9998]

Where do i find her ?

[@fireballq2]

What is that armor and how do you get it?

[@Tranceporter33]

It's in a Secret Club in Gerudo. The Same club from BOTW.

[@Kittysgalaxy]

The headpiece in Kara Kara bazaar and the rest is in the secret club btw