Ultimate Iron Man #1-2 - Atop the Fourth Wall

Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. In this Patreon-sponsored episode, Linkara looks at the first two issues of Ultimate Iron Man!
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Originally released September 11th, 2017.
ORIGINAL INFO: Yo listen up, here’s the story about an Iron Man who lives in a blue world…

[@ElvenRaptor]

This is awfully convoluted for being the lead-up to a story about a guy who wears a robotic suit of armor to fight crime.

[@walkingcubkid]

Exactly.

[@dontemorgan1517]

Absolutely. These two comics have nothing to do with Ultimate Iron Man. It's soo bad that they retcon this origin.

[@Macrochenia]

It's because it's got OSC for the author. It's how he makes protagonists: he's got to make an elaborate backstory of how they're so special that even their conception was a miraculous event. It's due to Card being a Mormon: every protagonist he writes is basically a retelling of the mythology Joseph Smith wrote about himself.

[@CthulhuianBunny]

This feels like the most needlessly complicated super hero comic that _wasn't_ written during the Golden and Silver ages.

[@Mask0fFate]

One issue of Ultimate Marvel Team-Up pretty much said that Ultimate Iron Man’s origin is pretty similar to the mainstream universe. He was on a plane with his brother, it was taken down by terrorists, they kidnapped the Starks and the passengers, threatened Tony to make them a weapon, killed his brother, and thus Tony created the first Iron Man technology to incapacitate the terrorists and free himself and the prisoners. Also he has a brain tumor instead of shrapnel in his heart.

[@BrightSpark]

I don't mind them trying to make Iron Man a completely different character, but frankly this almost feels like this was pitched as an original character that had *similiarities* to Iron Man, and someone at Marvel said "Okay, rename a few characters, slap Iron Man on it and done! We got our new Iron Man!" To me, Iron Man just felt... different, because Tony is just a normal guy at the end of the day. ...with higher-than-average intelligence and millions of dollars, admittedly, but he was still very much a normal human without super powers of his own, so in my mind that made him more plausible than other super heroes - even if we may not necessarily have Arc Reactors or Repulsors. But we very much have the technology to build (bulkier) armor that enhances a normal person's strength, which is what the Iron Man armor is at the end of the day: An exoskeleton combined with a suit of armor and some gadgets and gizmos. But what I am saying is that Tony being a hyperintelligent mutant with brain cells for flesh and Plasti Dip armor that makes him invulnerable to anything but bullets just takes away from him in my opinion because it makes him too inimitable, while the "normal" Iron Men are probably plausible with sufficiently advanced tech. Heck, I dare to say that we could build a fully-working MkI/Iron Monger right now!

[@Popcultureguy3000]

Bright Spark This is why the entire Orson Scott Card written origin stories were retconned out as licensed media made by the Ultimate Stark corporation in Mark Millar's Ultimate Avengers vs. New Ultimates.

[@jadenbryant9283]

@@Popcultureguy3000 oh thank gosh what's Tony actual origin in the ultimate universe

[@Popcultureguy3000]

@@jadenbryant9283 -\(•_•)/- Beats the heck outta me.

[@jadenbryant9283]

@@Popcultureguy3000 I know he has cancer and he wanted to use his last remaing days to do some good in the world but is there any other stuff aside from that

[@dreamlandnightmare]

This is like a "Just Imagine" Stan Lee story if Iron Man originally had been a DC character.

[@andremarques4863]

No cannibalism, but there WAS accidental ingestion of monkey blood. Keep it classy, Ultimate Universe.

[@danielbrant6740]

Two major observations I had: 1. If Loni knew that Howard _never_ patents anything, why did she not bother to tell Stane until after she marries him? 2. If this blue bio-armour can make you nigh-invulnerable, did we just witness the secret origins of The Tick?

[@dylangrizzle]

1. Then there would have been little value in marrying her for controlling stock and she probably knew this. 2. We wish lol

[@SydneySutterKolinkBattler]

Ultimate Tick is less funny than I hoped it would be.

[@jordanloux3883]

I ain't saying she's a gold digger...

[@ilopominecrafter]

Here’s my question: has water never touched tony in 4 years?! No shower or nothing? The armor comes right off when they wash it as if it had just been applied

[@calvinallen3424]

@@ilopominecrafter The armor covers his body and eats his skin. So no need to shower

[@andreayton1586]

You know what's funny? Technically this isn't even canon anymore, according to an issue of Ultimates (I could be wrong, could be some other ultimate comic) the Ultimate Iron Man books were retconned into a tv show for the Ultimate universe, with Rhodes playing himself

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

Linkara actually covers that near the end.

[@rorylumley4727]

yeah i do wonder if ultimate iron man flip floping between 2 different orgins is part of the confusing continuity that lead to ultimatium.

[@fjardim14]

The brain itself FEELS NO PAIN. It doesnt have that kind of receptor. The membranes surrounding it are richly innervated, and THEY are what hurts. So having extra brain matter around your body? Would not hurt at all in itself. Great Sci-fi, Orson!

[@somedudewatchintv5297]

"normally since this is a trade I would ignore the cover" this is becoming less and less true as time goes on.

[@tobiasbanks3743]

It doesn't even make sense! Trades have the covers inside...

[@troin3925]

He even looked at the second issue's cover after the credits anyway.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

Somedude Watchintv Oh Boy! Atop the Fourth Wall! This Episode even has my favorite recurring joke in it...! "Normally since this is a Trade, I would ignore the cover..." _PFFFFFFTTT-_*_HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA-!!!!_*

[@Kurotaisa]

It never was true lol

[@breawycker]

I remember him saying that the reason he does it is because you can't see a trade's cover on the shelf so it does have the same influence as a individual book which makes sense usually I'm buying a trade because I like the character but the books are usually originally printed as a comic book

[@davidreeder43]

Wow, you can really tell this was written by Orson Scott Card. The "ever growing brain" disease is taken straight from Ender's Shadow. If anyone else wrote this, I'd call rip off. Still, Card must have a giant brain fetish. Guy probably looks at The Leader from The Hulk and gets a chub.

[@dprototype6431]

Card is probably MatPat’s biggest fan.

[@spookyrosev6467]

Well that’d certainly explain his homophobia if Haggard’s Law is to be believed

[@GatorRay]

@@dprototype6431 Aw yes. The man that at this point I WANT to see get a C&D from Nintendo so that his madness can come to an end.

[@MsPageMistress]

Does he also think we only use 10% of our brain?

[@partickstwart5978]

The Ultimate Universe is weird in how it tells its stories. Like, Brian Michael Bendis did a great job a decompressed story-telling in Ultimate Spider-Man, so for some reason EVERY Ultimate book had to have similar decompressed story-telling, even though these are all different titles with different writers, not all of which are known for writing that way, so you would think they would try and differentiate them a bit more. Hell, Bendis even changes that up a little for his other titles outside of Ultimate Spider-Man.

[@louisduarte8763]

And then that kind of writing spread to infect the main Marvel U.

[@andremarques4863]

3:33 Using the 2nd Iron Man cartoon intro for the opening is somewhat like pouring alcohol into a wound: It hurts when you put the good thing in the bad thing.

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

"And I dunno... save the world if I got free time." You heard it here first people, the world is doomed because a Minnesotan doesn't got enough free time.

[@AlexaRobin21]

I think the cover is a reference to "Tetsuo. the Iron Man," a Japanese movie.

[@zillafire101]

RAlexa21th TETSUO!!

[@airsir9559]

*KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@Gojiragon]

Which is probably why it was retconned to be a Japanese show later on in the ultimate universe

[@smjaiteh]

Me: "How is Ultimate Iron Man possibly crazier than "U.S. - 1"?! Linkara: "... writer of this mini-series... Orson Scott Card." Me: *O. H. N. O. ...*

[@ZoanBlade90]

Sambou Jaiteh (One Google Search Later) ...Oh, bother. So the writer of Ender's Game is homophobic. That's a shame.

[@chrisossu2070]

He's a lot more than that. I seems that he got Frank Miller's brain parasite, and his stories became absolutely crazy later in his career.

[@ArthurRex131]

That is so not the point of Ender's Game...

[@1987MartinT]

When I heard who the author was I closed my eyes, hung my head, and went: "oh boy..." in a tired voice. Orson Scott Card is a terrible person.

[@repulser93]

Is it weird that I read that last line in the voice of TTS!Emperor?

[@paulbutkovich6103]

Yeah, it's my experience that Card has interesting ideas but fumbles pretty terribly on the execution. His stories tend to be unnecessarily dark. He also has a problem trying to write characters who are supposed to be geniuses, they tend only to be smart because everyone else is dumb.

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

And because he used to be part of the Holy Canon of Modern Authors, people copied that bad habit from him.

[@ultra6671]

So THAT'S where they got the idea for the live action genie in Aladdin!

[@GatorRay]

Imagine if for that they had Dan Castellaneta be a voice double for the song (He did voice Genie in the Alladin TV series)

[@adventarchivist5789]

Wow, i just though of somthing brilliant and stupid for linkara's story segments. Viga and Vice start hanging out, and bond over MLP comics. Vice: "Hmm, i am intreged by these small quadrapeds of color and companionship"

[@JTeenmining]

Horsehead from tomska: I LOVE IT

[@incitossol]

adam favuzzi Headcannon now accepted:

[@dylansader8760]

Herman Cillo linkara: "great are you going to start throwing toys at me to?"

[@adventarchivist5789]

Vice: "It's the least you can tolerate after you've taken property of my ship. PONY!"

[@7Seraphem7]

Sweet Celestia this NEEDS to happen!

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

I don't think decompressed storytelling is inherently bad, as it can lend greater weight to a moment and is just a useful tool in a medium that gives the writer PERFECT control of their story's pacing... but yeah, the first issue doesn't do it very well. 6:35 is more of an example of it done badly, unless card was trying to give an isolated scene of the lab assistant and text subject having an intimate moment or something... which is still not done very well given their facial expressions and the next panel.

[@Bobsheaux]

"I'm Boney, I'm Boney, leave me aloney." Oh my God, a Weinerville reference. I can die happy.

[@TheEmeraldWeirdo]

Yay! It sounds like there will be more story next week! On an unrelated note, I just watched the Rifftrax/MST3K reunion show, and was very pleasantly surprised to see a clip of you with your Tom Servo during the credits! Made my day.

[@tobiasbanks3743]

Novelists very rarely handle the jump to comics well, with Neil Gaiman being a big exception. It's kind of cool, in a way. It's interesting that writing for comics is such a unique skill that even an acclaimed prose author can't just waltz in write a good comic.

[@GreatFox42]

"And you shall be named...Papa Smurf." A simple joke, and yet my monitor got soaked somehow...

[@GatorRay]

Remember that Duck Dodgers episode where Daffy accidentally became a member of the Green Lantern Corps? That's what this reminds me of.

[@Ajax5405]

I only just got around to watching this and I realized something. This is almost the same as Bean's story in the Ender Shadow series. Way to keep reusing stories Card!

[@supersmashbro596]

seriously. what if iron man were in fact a cyborg? like, what if instead of just getting shrapnel close to his heart, his whole body was damaged beyond repair? but he was saved by the scientist who completely rebuilds him in a new body which is cybernetic save for his brain. his suit would be him transforming his body between his civilian persona and his armored persona. i think it'd be a neat idea. Iron man: made of iron!

[@infinityalbi9840]

17:17 Is that... Alfred?!

[@joshuaingobo1559]

I think it’s Jarvis, whose resemblance looks exactly like Alfred.

[@rorylumley4727]

In the first ultimates series tony said he bacame iron man after he got a brain tumor and wanted to do some good before he died. That honestly is a perfectly fine orgin that is different from the regular universe iron man which could help make him unique and intresting.

[@TheSpiralCurse]

No Linkara! Snake sex is dangerous! Dont you remember Uzumaki!

[@deathknight75]

BigK13372 My memories of Uzumaki are a bit hazy, but I don't remember a chapter when 20+ people die because two horny teenagers couldn't keep it in their pants.

[@TheGrayMysterious]

Is this Ultimate Iron Man's origin, or the origin of that "you're not perfect" fetus from Courage the Cowardly Dog?

[@Smartalic10]

I actually want to read more of this just to see how far the craziness goes, and how this leads to iron man

[@iron1349]

I like the one where he's a rich inventor who builds a suit of armor so he can escape 'Nam better. Mainly because I could follow what was happening.

[@shadowdramon01]

18:10: Holy Crap! A Weinerville reference. Awesome.

[@MChedderbeef]

Ultimate Spider-Man was the only good thing to come out of this universe.

[@michaelramon2411]

This story reminds me a lot of the "Stan Lee Creates the Flash" comic, except it takes itself seriously rather than enjoying its goofiness. ...That said, are you telling me that the eternally-drunk Tony Stark we saw in Ultimates 3 and Ultimatum was actually covered in skin-colored bacterial goop the whole time? And he still has billionaire playboy fairly casual sex with women? ...Also, wouldn't the bioarmor work fine if you just didn't literally have it on the skin? Like, just use it as a layer in a vest or helmet or other sort of armor suit, combined with ceramic or Kevlar plating to help with the bullet-resistance problem? Yeah, it eats metal, but not plastic, right? Or, heck, just put a full-body cloth suit on the person and then put the bacteria on top of that. Then put actual bullet-resistant armor on top of that. ...Also also, wasn't the Ultimate Universe supposed to be the more "realistic" of the two universes?

[@jordanloux3883]

The problem is that the bacteria will still eat whatever you put it on. So it would work, but it would just dissolve after a few hours.

[@infamousempire8302]

They actually aren't the same. When marvel realized that this Ultimate Iron Man kinda sucked, they rebooted it into the version from The Ultimates and retconned Blue-Iron-Man Group into being an in-Universe TV show.

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

Well, the one we saw in Ultimates 3 wasn't even him anyway lol.

[@RichardWatt]

No, Linkara, that's not how you get a magic monkey's paw. That's how you get Marburg virus.

[@CoLeMaWeSoMe]

Why have armor if you can regenerate body parts indefinitely? Imagine Wolverine with an impact absorbing blue sheath over him, what's the point?

[@CaptainJZH]

No storyline? So is this Entity!Linkara on Comicron Two, or Real Linkara, back on Earth?

[@AT4W]

Real Linkara back on earth.

[@CaptainJZH]

Ok.

[@dylansader8760]

Why is the entity not just blowing your house to bits with comicron two when you are down there during this review.

[@dylansader8760]

Also sorry if it was already explained in the previous video and I am wasting my time and anybody who answers this question I just forgot. Even though I have been on the internet for years now this is my first time commenting because we all know how bad these comment sections can, so please be gentle it's my first time.

[@spider-man9504]

Linkara-AtopTheFourthWall So... When is Database Ranger going to help you out in your current storyline?

[@rozz6398]

7:21 The Judge Dredd universe actually has something like that, in a spray form. It's called, appropriately enough...Boing!

[@juhaniaho6698]

16:30-16:33 So, Papa Smurf is a part of the Marvel Continuity?

[@misterbubbles6389]

You know what confuses me the most? Brain tissue does not have pain receptors, so why would it growing throughout his entire body cause him unbearable agony? Yes, having it expand at a rate like that would lead to a lot of other complications and probably a great deal of pain from parts of his body (i mean realistically it would kill him), but that's not what they state here. The brain is like snowflame. It feels no pain.

[@wraithgames]

0:13 What a GRAPHIC novel concept for the comic review show ;)

[@johnnymoon]

I have no clue what he was thinking when he wrote this. There isn’t a single page of this that feels like he actually read any of the ultimate comics. It sucks too, because ultimate iron man had a pretty interesting motivation and I liked the designs of his armors.

[@nicholasraharjo6458]

Wow Card must be crazy because the origin is one of the craziest origins stories ever

[@bacsilva]

Later they retcon Ultimate Iron Man as a cartoon in the Ultimate Universe.

[@starkiller2099]

This story works a lot better if its not iron man. Its filled with a lot of interesting idea's that don't really come together in the end. I still like the series to go back to once in a while personally

[@jordanloux3883]

Maybe MODOK or The Leader instead?

[@chaotixninja5]

Buuut, that was Arnold Stark...we don't talk about him.

[@briansivley2001]

I can't wait for your next episode😁😁😁😁.

[@KonElKent]

Re: Orson Scott Card and his views: if I find one's views or actions so disagreeable, I will not buy their product, regardless of content. The simple thing is eventually (at least in the case of the first sale), at least some of my money is making it's way back to that person. They may have the freedom to express themselves, but I have the right to not give them even a penny of my hard-earned disposable income. Same reason I don't see Roman Polanski films or own Gary Glitter's Greatest Hits.

[@v.m.9198]

I feel like this could have worked as like a cyberpunk superhero story. It has all the elements of it: bad science, good ideas, corporations, anachronistic technology...

[@tannerprice2018]

You should review IDW Transformers Comics like More than Meets the Eye? Or Last Stand of the Wreckers? I know they're good, but please review them?

[@silverfoil8854]

Tanner Price IDW is a TOOO big universe to just sum up in few words.

[@Naruto85RasenShurike]

I actually remember reading this one, and while I don't think it's bad, it is most certainly WEIRD and unusual for a retelling of Iron Man's origin! I will say that I heavily disagree with Linkara's description of the cover with Iron Man flying in front of the moon being "boring," since personally, I've always thought that image was cool, and could even see myself using it as phone or laptop wallpaper!

[@redlanternreviews4821]

Naruto85RasenShuriken I like the image, although I'm not a fan of the Ultimate Iron Man Armor, kinda looks like he started painting it, then got bored halfway through. Hell, in Spiderman Homecoming they brought their interpretation of that armor, and it was just the armor from Civil War that Tony is still repairing

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

I think by boring he might more specifically mean "It looks cool enough on its own, but it's fairly generic and lacking in fanfare"

[@metropod]

In the background of the Stark floating building thing are the Triboro and Hell Gate bridges. (Triboro being for cars while Hell Gate carries Amtrak and freight trains). The problem is, given the angles, there should be a nice big chunk of Queens right where the building sits because the East River; A is nowhere near that wide And B meanders.

[@Lastlasagna]

6:00 Goddammit, Linkara. You magnificent pun-stard, I've read your book!

[@lucasmackey2808]

16:26 And your name shall be.. Papa Smurf

[@AlfredoFilmGeek]

I had no idea Ultimate Iron Man had such a WTF origin.

[@dmore454]

Man, Andy Kubert tried to morph into Post-"Guardian Devil" era Joe Quesada for a minute there, didn't he?

[@Fluffkitscripts]

“You know what? This isn’t complicated enough”

[@Knightswords]

To be fair, the brain tumor origin predated this one, thanks to Ultimate Teamup and they just went back to it. They also gave the FF a more classic origin that got ignored too.

[@Smartalic10]

Omg I commented about the patreon thing on the Batman: dark knight 1-4 review and Linkara responded. I did not expect him to talk about it in this vid. It could be a coincidence but always happy to give constructive criticism!

[@TheGoauldApophis]

A Weinerville reference?! I love your videos!

[@paulvillerius848]

When you accidentally make a character with the same name as the title character, switch his initials around, even if the result isn't a real name.

[@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677]

I believe separating Art from Artist has a limit. I can separate Art from Artist when it came to HP Lovecraft, but I absolutely refuse to watch The Jeepers Creepers movies because Victor Salva is a monster.

[@doyleharken3477]

17:40 Well, this is the guy who gave us characters like "Dink Meeker," so this is only par for the course! 14:00 "Undifferentiated" nerve cells? They wouldn't work as a brain, because they'd be in their embryonic state by definition. *insert "Don't you know anything about Science?!" meme here*

[@samuelbarber4154]

I'm really confused. Was the doctor who died his wife. And if so, you didn't say he got married again.

[@thecrowe20]

That one clip of Spoony is more review content then Noah's done all year. Good job.

[@AT4W]

He's been doing streams again.

[@tinkerer3399]

And apparently getting better at them. I hope that's a sign he's recovering.

[@ChiefMedicPururu]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd hindsight's a bitch.

[@geekmangacomic9916]

I'm not going to lie, but I like Zebediah Stane in this. He showed a good amount of humanity.

[@ChiefMedicPururu]

I love Iron Man-Bender.

[@umabomber]

It's to be expected. After a while you realize Orson Scott Card writes his universes around his characters being reluctant Messiahs. I used to actually really enjoy most of his work, but when I saw that I couldn't unsee it so every one of his stories is exactly the same story. In summation he retells the story of Jesus over and over in different settings. Then the most entertaining part is picking out the archetypes and guessing who will be the Judas.

[@homuraakemi103]

Somehow, it's not shocking that all his stories re-tell stories in the Bible...

[@frozarburst6350]

"I'm Bony, I'm Bony, Leave Me Alon-y"

[@dadobojart7895]

I am sorry if this is nitpickety, but isnt one of the main things about the brain that it is one of the few orgains in our body that ISNT constantly regrowing new cells? Thus why people who get a stroke or other form of brain damage will almost never fully recover?

[@Nightwing9597]

Human Bouncy Balls!! Someone make this a thing!!!!!!! MAKE THIS A THING DAMMIT!!!!!

[@TheEarthquake1001]

You should really check out ultimate spider-man it's actually really really good

[@raymond4568]

Linkara, have you been reading Infamous Iron man? While it's not the best Iron man story nor is it the greatest Doctor Doom book it's actually really good.

[@DarkfireTaimatsu]

I don't really care about Ultimate Marvel stuff, but I admit I'm intrigued to see what happens next, mostly because this is so out-there as an Iron Man story~

[@ShadeMeadows]

Now that i think about it... Blue Robert Downey Jr... I can dig that

[@wchan39]

Shade's Insane Chamber And now hearing Blue by Eiffel 65 at the beginning of Iron Man 3 makes a bit more sense now!

[@Makverus]

I'm surprised Linkara didn't make a "When your kid turns blue" line from the Joker song in "The Killing Joke".

[@DrZuluGaming]

I'm surprised he didn't start the video with I'm Blue from Eiffel 65. I mean, it was in Iron Man 3

[@GatorRay]

And I'm shocked he didn't reference this in his review of the film adaptation of The Killing Joke.

[@Mattfromthepast]

I like the sci-fi ideas in this comic, it seems to me its main failing is that it tried to be an Iron Man comic instead of just an original character.

[@michaelmazzajr6234]

I like ultimate iron man armor is one favorite iron man armor

[@incitossol]

I almost forgot it was Monday.

[@markcambrone8369]

The title card is terrifying.

[@PaceBreaker]

At first I thought Phelous regenerated again only for it to go horribly wrong.

[@POLE7645]

The saddest thing about Orson Scott Card...the man CAN write good science-fiction. The video game Advent Rising is proof of that (that game's story needs a proper conclusion. But not necessarily written by Card). Although, he had a co-writer here, so maybe they could rein him in.

[@GendoRokabundi]

Ultimate Irony Man - Contains 0% Iron Man

[@AllenShircliff]

Why is Tony Blue? Also he isn't later in the Ultimates series

[@lopresti101]

Could you do Robin War?

[@LupineShadowOmega]

So, for this blue polymer that Howard invented, was there any reason you couldn't just apply it to plastic or some other substance or fibers along with some sort of organic cell cultures so that people could avoid it eating their skin off?

[@AT4W]

Some materials apparently were eaten more rapidly. They say in the comic that they tried to tape Tony's mouth shut when they kidnapped him and it just dissolved.

[@ClubHouseComicsinc]

Have you ever read the comic g-man or any of the mini marvels comics. Just curious as it essentially a parody of superheros but they're all kids. Same question applies to tiny titans.

[@justanordinarycritic4953]

I'm bony, I'm bony, leave me aloney -2017

[@BlastEyesStudios]

I heard Orson Scott Card I thought "O that C***!"

[@Darkraes743]

I wanted more drunk Tony Stark dammit! What a rip. So how many issues did Card write and does the series get any better after this?

[@rippersspot]

It gets way worse.

[@nono9543]

Why I do like expanding on a characters origin, I have to ask... why is this an Iron Man comic? I mean... does any of this feel like Iron Man?

[@ClubHouseComicsinc]

What do you think of riverdale and archie as a whole

[@phantomthiefirwin9631]

4:48 *Staten Islander eyes roll*

[@Vladstronsy]

You had me at Snake.

[@yugoxgc]

... the Author thought Startrek was bad Sci-fi... Ohhh. . this is gonna be good :3

[@SpeedyEric1]

I just realized that there’s a Dune comic in the pile of bad comics in the opening credits. Any plans on reviewing THAT in the future?

[@AT4W]

Eventually, yes! =)

[@SpeedyEric1]

Awesome.

[@LetruneInedil]

Wait... not being able to be pierced, bulnt resistant, has special chemicals and molecular chains... This is not Ironman. This is Mylarman!

[@dylangrizzle]

Word on the street is WD40 isn't patented as well because the company would have to reveal the ingredients and process. Not a bad move per se but for a huge military arms company probably not a good idea.

[@Gat720Dua]

Is it weird I thought the blue brain thing from your title card looked like Phelous?

[@felixweinlinger]

20:36 not just a tracker it's an xbox execluseve tracker