Lint Licker Orbit Commercial

The writers were onset all day giving us different things to say. It was a lot of fun. The Orbit people were in the back room and they kept calling via radio "We want more chewing! More chewing!" it was pretty hilarious. My jaw was about to fall off by the end of the day. There was a lot of laughing on this set. As you can imagine.

[@BackwoodsFilms]

The "What the FRENCH, toast?" line doesn't get the credit it deserves.

[@TheBlackScatPack]

The “son of a biscuit eating bulldog” is the one that got me

[@JustinTaite]

It does. I say it multiple times a week 😆

[@rceval]

I use this in my life. Favorite line in music favorite ad ever. And I’m in advertising.

[@Linydangerpwe]

Cus it’s not as good as the other lines

[@Tom_Hoppins]

Also, stinky mcstinkface is underused.

[@ashtweetley]

Whoever wrote this script needs an award!!!!!!!

[@forestgreenorgangeekclaire8629]

AshTweetLey and here it is...👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👍👏👏😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 (I think a string of emojis is even better than an award statue. I love emojis.)

[@zekelandowner5029]

AshTweetLey facts 😂😂😂😂

[@kylehearnsberger9883]

I won’t lie - first time I saw this I was literally crying from laughing so hard. 😊

[@chicky4444]

Don't forget the actors, because not everyone could have gave so much life to those WORDs! "You Lint Lickerrr... LOLOLOLOL! PRICELESS

[@Fucknuts4u]

Award for stupidity

[@leenbean1201]

It's 2023 and this is still hilarious 😂😂

[@Void-RAINE]

my thoughts exactly 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dnai2337]

🎉yes

[@mikeyjay0519]

Me and my coworker got wasted at the bar and I said "who you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" and we busted up laughing

[@jonassevin9950]

Still 🔥 in 2024

[@cedricmartin9109]

I'm coming from the future to say still In 2025

[@peter-subramanian]

"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker!" and "Pickle you, kumquat!" are two of the best delivered lines. Ever.

[@EJR20]

My question is where does the lint licker insult come from?

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@daustin8888]

You Hoboken is seriously underrated

[@karanharris3497]

@@EJR20 right lol

[@jptiger2009]

Pickle you kumquat!

[@JamaalABivens]

I still call people a "lint licker" to this very day! This will always be classic.

[@rhamsessilva6733]

+Jamaal A. Bivens me too at work

[@erinjohnson2274]

same and ikr

[@derekwall200]

or rug muncher

[@mariahwidle2399]

oml

[@robnicholson7366]

Jamaal A. Bivens ALWAYS!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@Toyota4by4shiz]

When she called her a “Hoboken”, that brought it to an entirely new level. But in her defense, she did draw first blood with “doo doo head cootie queen”.

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@zachalejandro]

And don't forget about "Lint Licker" 😂😂😂

[@rieatherawest]

She was screwing her husband

[@negao360]

JerZ 💪🏾

[@V.U.4six]

@@zachalejandro”you son of a biscuit eating bulldog!”

[@ryanmarek123]

By far the best Orbit commercial. The woman who said “lint licker” nailed this! The delivery, the facial expressions...everything!

[@freshestjuicebox7889]

The way you say “Lint Licker” always makes me crack up. It was executed in such a perfect way.

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@TheAshleyg94]

When I say it to this day, I say it how she does. Lol

[@leahgillespie2830]

Same.. That was always the part I remember most 🤣

[@Extratexture4]

That "Lint Licker" part is what made the ad unforgettable. You did a great job!

[@ms.keyshawineglass7590]

That's so funny! My son just said the same thing! Haven't seen this in a while but it's a classic! 😂😂

[@CobaltCruiser]

The delivery should be a topic of study for acting academics for years to come

[@hopkidokid]

And then the "you hoboken" line just shot it into stardom lmao

[@dustinfarley]

Her face while saying it !!

[@FamousTayeOfficial]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jalen1418]

Just realized the woman who posted it is the one who says lint licker

[@loismcfarland153]

Ok

[@bell7824]

OOOOOOOH

[@ariestommy]

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@bunniesinthebank]

she's our cootie queen

[@bell7824]

@@bunniesinthebank 😂

[@jayphelps415]

There will never be another commercial as great as this one

[@humbol808]

The skittles one is good as well “taste the rainbow “🌈 😂

[@davidrose5293]

I say it's up there with Progressive's Humpday camel commercial!

[@OfficialMusicallyZyon]

The chips ahoy commercial

[@Paceyhearts1]

Idk…original liberty biberty was seriously great too. Once in a blue you get a really unforgettable commercial that will never get old. This is def ONE of the best, but not the only one!

[@mohamedbarre576]

that lint licker line has been burnt in my head for the past 12 years. from the delivery to the facial expression i cant get it out of my head

[@picklesims]

Me too! I couldn't remember where it came from though!!! It is such a relief to know this was real and not some dream I had 10+ years ago

[@JohnHurt-ym5jq]

long live lint licker

[@davidchisum7140]

It... it kinda turns me on.

[@snatchadams69]

"What the French, toast?"

[@masterthotslayer9601]

snatchadams69 wtf bitch

[@ZaGoudou]

Dude's delivery is hilarious 🤣

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@stephanies9071]

😂😂😂 i love her facial express when she said "you hoboken"😂😂😂

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@nathanieljones9852]

What's a Hoboken, sorry new to this term

[@ronavena]

@@nathanieljones9852 'ho short for whore?!

[@n8o]

@@nathanieljones9852 its a city in New Jersey

[@tse-machwashington3311]

She called out my city lol, never knew she said that at the end all this time lol.

[@shesmoneja5478]

I got in trouble so many times using some of these phrases. Me and my sister went back and forth at a family gathering 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it was literally the funniest shit ever!

[@staciscott6084]

😂😂😂😂

[@HiKeiShi]

I don’t even know y’all, but the visual I’m imagining got me crine 💀💀💀💀💀

[@shesmoneja5478]

@@HiKeiShi girl it was TRULY a sight to see, you had to be there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dav1djac0b]

Literally the funniest shit doesn’t mean it was seriously, the actual, most hilarious... It means it was actual shit 💩 that was funny.

[@midwest_g37s21]

Idc y'all sleeping on how smooth "what the french toast" was said....still the goat of commercials hands down 😂

[@sincerelycooper]

"You Hoboken" ICONIC

[@sauce3749]

The Aesthentics Channel I always thought she said "ho bucket" tbh

[@sincerelycooper]

Both insults are still great!

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@thelordofsalem3044]

From all the times I recall watching this commercial, I don't remember her calling her a hoboken. The mistress just looked at her like "Okay you want to throw down? Let's go then!"

[@loslandoaproductions5979]

when she said lint liker she looked like Sid from ice age

[@mickey011]

Los landoa productions 😂😂

[@JohnnyEFromNC]

Butt Scratcher yeah

[@CinBubble]

I always thought she looked like Olive Oil from "Popeye"

[@aerial0cereza24]

Long neck style

[@aubreyreyes9919]

😭I died when she said lint licker

[@VideoGameStupidLC]

The fact that at the beginning she somehow threw whatever the hell she threw while holding a box full of random crap is astoundingly funny!

[@mattechrome]

I feel like "What the French toast?" Doesn't get enough credit 😂😂

[@Drirton]

#Profanity at its finest! • "Biscuit-eating Bulldog" • "What the french toast!?" • "Cootie Queen" • "Lint Licker" *The one that is reason why we all remember this commercial* • "Pickle you, Kumquat!" • "Stinky McStinkface" • "Hoboken" • "Fabulous"

[@cynthiag5110]

Fabulous?

[@icrusha5767]

Collin Willoughs FLAWLESS VICTORY

[@hallmonitorking]

You also forgot “convertible” standing for... yeah....

[@nekotfarmer]

Lmao "Fabulous"

[@kabuto1859]

It's "what the French toast" that I remember this commercial

[@Stackztootrill]

“Lint licker” made this commercial legendary forever

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@TylaStark]

Your facial expression and delivery when you say "lint licker" has been and is forever embedded into my memory. Such a classic. So hilarious.

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

"Who are you calling a cootie queen,you lint licker?" Lol that one gets me every time

[@michaelrindhage7586]

I just called someone a lint licker and I got a funny look because they didn’t know the reference. I’m glad I pulled this up because I had forgotten how gold it was.

[@Teresa365TV]

Who else is here bc they saw the meme on social media and needed to relive this awesomeness again! 🙌

[@ashleyballinger3565]

Teresa365TV me lmfao

[@Fakan]

Not me, I just thought of it out of the blue and hoped it was on KZbin. =D

[@Prettigirlt]

Me 🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@forestgreenorgangeekclaire8629]

Teresa365TV I got here from It's a Southern Thang.

[@ohmanhotham8823]

I searched it cause i seen the meme and never seen the commercial

[@davidfrazer6302]

I never get tired of this commercial.

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@eileentsiapanos5430]

Ikr?

[@ORI9172]

Bro it's 2023 and I still love this

[@dontewilliamsJr.]

I randomly thought about this commercial today and actually found it. Thanks Orbit for this timeless Classic😩🙌🏾

[@loveeveryone2768]

I did too. I don't know what made me think of it, but i'm glad we were able to find it.

[@BenjaminAquino]

This is my favorite commercial of all time and I always say Son of a Biscuit eating Bulldog.

[@kyla9101]

Same here

[@Toyota4by4shiz]

Benjamin Aquino Does your mom allow that kind of language in the house? Because I called my sister “Stinky McStinkface”, and neither of them would talk to me for weeks!

[@TacocaT87]

For me is this one and the education connection commercial.

[@dank9288639]

yeep

[@jtb1990419]

Same here!

[@bamhester6216]

Her face when she said "u son of a biscuit eating bulldog" 🤣 legendary

[@kaymel1978]

To this day, 'lint licker' is my favorite insult. Especially at work. But not to their faces of course. 🤣🤣

[@Awatts42098]

Here we are 11 years later and this video is still iconic.

[@Rachelisalilcute]

"What the French toast!?"was the best part of this commercial 😂

[@DeviantFox]

Rachel Hogan No way, "Who are you calling a cootie queen, YOU LINT LICKER"

[@micfac08]

I love the lint licker line, but when she gets called a doo-doo headed cootie queen, that's where I lose it, lol

[@dmanninski5322]

I agree. But for me it was "you Hoboken"

[@hailpizzaking]

Agreed

[@Goddessjnai]

YES!!!! LMAOOOOOO. No one seems to really catch this one

[@kjartz8649]

What the FRENCH toast?! I HOLLER!!! Every time #classic

[@toccarrajames998]

This is GOLD! Run it back Orbit! 😂😂😂😂

[@DiamondLife561]

Bro that “lint licker” hit everytime 😂😂😂😂 it’s been years and I had to come back to dis for a laugh

[@Hello.Evelina]

I wish this was still on TV

[@Miracle122485]

Thank God for KZbin so we can still watch it, lol

[@Darckstar52]

Say "lint licker," out loud today, and you'll get the look....

[@varachack]

"Doo-doo head cootie queen," "Stinky McStinkface" and "lint licker" were fucking hilarious xD

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@justmewhitney6188]

This commercial is EPIC...best one yet!!!! I always come back to get a laugh 😂 😂😂

[@MarkieDcomics]

The fact that I was able to search lint licker and this came up is what did it for me, idk if anyone can say why it’s so funny 😂 fav commercial still till this day

[@alaysiamayo7488]

That’s exactly what I just searched to find this 😂😂

[@rosesicurello7712]

Me too LoL!!

[@_JKelly96]

when this came out i was in middle school and we always talked about it in class. just thought of it now in college. still hilarious!!

[@thelordofsalem3044]

Lol yeah so was I. I still remembered this even after they stopped airing it.

[@Trenbologna.Sandwich]

Spongybob Blob nah, he dropped out and got hooked on fentanyl

[@athamas1294]

U must be in sanitarium right now. How do u feel about it at this moment?

[@TheDA1983]

I’m still crying with laughter years later. Thank you. 😂

[@ZealTruce]

I got ppl at work staying "What the French, Toast?" 😂😂😂

[@nerdrock8087]

One of THE BEST commercials ever, hands down.

[@SierraBee_x]

I still tell people "PICKLE YOU, KUMQUAT" to this day

[@candykane5621]

Sierra Bee but what does it mean tho.

[@jagaira44]

@@SierraBee_x ROTF HILARIOUS!!

[@chars_83]

Will always be my favorite commercial whoever wrote this deserves recognition they are awesome.. her face when she says you hoboken

[@countrykay3115]

She said lint licker and rolled her neck. I'm dead I miss the old days

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@daminh9245]

2020 and I’m here watching the greatest commercial ever.

[@tameriamosley1630]

Who else is reminiscing in 2019?

[@anthonyhinkins4068]

Me

[@Toyota4by4shiz]

Tameria Mosley Me!

[@dank9288639]

same

[@maxwellblue7178]

Lol me

[@jakeedgell591]

"WhO aRe YoU cAlLiNg CoOtIe QuEeN yOu LiNt LiCkEr"

[@breonaellis-jones4920]

Lmbooo she thew them hands 👋👋👋👊

[@mananexus]

She was choking her out at the end 😂

[@likewildflowers6670]

+Xavier Triggs 😩😩😂😂😂😂

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@CharlieTooHuman]

God, I can’t believe it has been almost 15 years since this commercial first aired. Classic.

[@Dani.J.]

So today I was telling my mother how I cannot hear or see "IDK" without automatically filling in "my bff Jill' in my head (from an old cellular commercial ) ..my mother said she still uses 'son of a biscuit eating bulldog' to this day which prompted me to look up this commercial again and I honestly forgot how funny it was.

[@camerongipson94]

One of the best commercials ever lol

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@slinkychinky2590]

8 years later Still watching in 2019

[@sheed3700]

Lint Licker. ICONIC. I'm also glad this ad has been rediscovered for it's iconic nature.

[@DreaaMartinez]

Hands down theeee best commercial ever #throwback #classic 😂 I watched this over and over for a good 3 mins 🤣🤣🤣

[@xxinnamariana7507]

Im on my 8th time in 2 days 😭

[@kisseyraindrop4113]

The Way They Chewing Gum Gets Me😂😂

[@DJDeezyThaTruth]

-- I just noticed they wore chewing gum XD after all these years.

[@kisseyraindrop4113]

DJDeezy ThaTruth 😂😂 you gotta be kidding me

[@DJDeezyThaTruth]

Kissey RainDrop -- I shxt you not 😅😅 I was to busy listening to the dialog & that dam box of kar parts #Fabulous!

[@kisseyraindrop4113]

DJDeezy ThaTruth I'm not bout to play with you😂😂

[@DJDeezyThaTruth]

Kissey RainDrop -- Mmmm :} LoL. Just like a good movie, watch it again and you always notice something new. Heck, I just noticed how bad the lady in the black leopard shirt wigged out in the intro. She really sold it, acting wise 🎬 and yeah, they chewing DF out that gum, everytime they get the chance. Keep the potty talk klean 😇

[@JoshuaDesean1992]

2021 and still one of my favorite commercials 😂

[@Miracle122485]

Agreed! 🤣🤣🤣

[@braintap1131]

Wooo!!!! #BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@shannonbosket8053]

Favorite commercial ever. My washer and dryer are named Cootie Queen and Lint Licker I’m thinking when I replace my dishwasher, he shall be Biscuit-eating Bulldog 😂

[@TommyboyGTP]

2020 and still fresh to this day

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@apabloisforever]

"You Hoboken" HAHAHA her expression is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JC-yy8iv]

Your delivery of that line is what everyone remembers about this commercial! Truly iconic.

[@michael0o5]

It's been a decade... but the Lint-Licking is eternal.

[@timothywilliamson1976]

This commercial is iconic 😅 It's still funny after all these years.

[@Ahdree23]

"What the french, toast?" That's some BRO shit lol.

[@TtylAriana]

Hoboken and Lint Licker had me dying

[@ohthatguy4644]

This is hands down one of my favorite commercials

[@joerisch2300]

Just saw this in a meme. Completely forgot about this. Frickin made my day. Thank you for this gem, I hope it remains a piece of humanity that can be unearthed for millennia. ❤️

[@braintap1131]

Wooo!!!! #BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@thatcleverchick1182]

I've studied this commercial for substitute language to use around my toddler

[@forestgreenorgangeekclaire8629]

That Clever Chick I used to say OH, MUFFLE but these Southern swear words beat "oh, muffle" to smithereens.

[@Vizzle94606]

And the results are?

[@dank9288639]

basically haha

[@joepalacio0119]

"you son of a biscuit eating bulldog" hilarious

[@abemcg3803]

I remember as a younger kid, this commercial for your *"lint licker"* insult but it's the *"you ho-boken"* that got me 😭💀

[@BarryBerry-mw5gx]

To this day!!! Best commercial I've ever seen. I use Son of a biscuit eating bulldog constantly. 😁

[@malyssacasco77]

OMG this has got to be the funniest commercial ever.

[@Jake1067]

Miss these Orbit commercials, so hilarious.

[@jasminrenenewson2824]

I legit just showed my two daughters this...lol funniest thing ever

[@alterbridgefan99]

"Who are you callin a cootie queen you lint licker??!" "Pickle you kumquat!! "You Hoboken" 😂😂😂

[@Rakion09214]

I forgot how iconic this commercial was. Easily one of the best ever and I can’t stand commercials lol

[@jaimesmith2266]

Classic commercial that lint licker line just sticks out😂😂😂😂

[@nerdburger234]

“Who are you Calling a Cootie Queen?! You Lint Licker!” I have quoted this many times…

[@sassyrose14]

i didn't realize they were replacing swear words with other words when i was little :'D

[@spyder5876]

The delivery on "You Hoboken" is literally perfect.

[@tdgentry9817]

The HATERED in that "You son of a biscuit eating bulldog" was palpable. lol Well done. Classic. lol

[@cricketsmom8783]

Still one of the greatest commercials of all time ...I still call people lint lickers 🤣🤣🤣

[@lisacutsinger7367]

Anybody else been seeing the meme with the cootie queen line on Facebook the last couple days??? I had to look this commercial up! 😂

[@victorpinkney8484]

Yup that's what brought me here

[@nunubear1000]

Me too “ feeling cute, might lick some lint later, IDK -coodie queen” 😅😅😅

[@tristenb7100]

Omg this was my favorite when I was younger 😂😂😂 that “you biscuit eating bulldog” always took me out yo 🤣🤣💀

[@MondoRockable]

"What the french, toast?" Lol. Still gets me 12 years later!!!🤣

[@christopheredwards788]

I still remember this over 15 years later. Iconic 😂😂 This needs to put back on the air 😁😎

[@sights3255kamobrin]

Here still 😂🤳 in "2019" Thank GOD🙌

[@elijahmcelroy]

GREATEST COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME

[@PrettyRagdoll]

Randomly started thinking about this commercial again and all I could remember was, "You Lint Licker!" lol

[@andreacall3024]

I have used these expletives ever since this ad came out. Legendary.

[@braintap1131]

Wooo!!!! #BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@ayojojo7004]

Superfruit made me dig this up

[@togetherbreakfast5456]

AypplesYo same

[@rainyradio1588]

same

[@oliviabusche9633]

yaaass

[@BOBBY-px1lx]

I want this as a ringtone lol

[@BoiseyMusic]

I, til this day, this very minute, STILL reference this entire commercial. One of the greatest commercials/scripts ever made.

[@brianoconnor9105]

I still quote “what the French, toast?!” To this day 😂😂

[@mandykayla4762]

Why we don’t get commercials like this anymore

[@braintap1131]

#BestCommercialEVER #BringBackOrbitCootieQueen #OrbitGum

[@maruzencentral]

What the French toast!? Haha my favorite part

[@scottyp2505]

This is by far the best commercial to ever air and it’s not even close

[@ricardoduran2705]

We need these back in our commercials again

[@pauljohnson3442]

OMG, I totally forgot about this commercial. This is such a CLASSIC!!! Thank you for this timeless artistry!!