GTA Online Memes | Bottom Dollar Bounties

[@s0u7h9ark]

The worst part is you cannot upgrade the speed on the van

[@Crimetvuk]

And them massive side steps that manage to hit everything

[@joshuacopeland1693]

The large size steps hooking on to things are something I can agree on. It's the worst thing about the DLC. But the speed of the van is actually pretty good if you drive the van enough. Also, you don't even have to drive the van anywhere as long as you capture the target. The van will always spawn when you capture the target, even if it's across the map. So, whenever you have to deal with the van, it's when you have to capture the target. Getting there is most likely the time when you don't have to worry about the van.

[@Crimetvuk]

@@joshuacopeland1693 alright ChatGPT 😂

[@joshuacopeland1693]

@@Crimetvuk I guess people here are just too dumb to understand smart people, but it's fine. I'll change it to something you can understand since proper talking is your weakness.

[@joshuacopeland1693]

@@Crimetvuk Is that better for you deer size brain?

[@KananSharmaa]

1:56 Vannila unicorn security took training form John Wick himself! 😂😂

[@Sarateacu_cascaval]

the worst part is the unskippable Jenette yapping before starting each mission

[@Raoulduke3305]

I’ve gotten to the point where I’m now yelling at the screen while she babbles…I think I’ve played this game too much for too long…it’s not natural

[@DJIronChef]

that car bug being more prevalent than ever

[@Sparrow_lol]

1:10 i love how the guy looked at his car XD

[@eliasbowmanofficial]

He say hey what's up in you most unluck day 😅

[@RyanBromhead503]

#LM Rockstar: Adds bounty hunting Me: *Starts playing Dog the Bounty Hunter theme*

[@vSeabass]

5:18 idk why but the zoom in on the frozen players face is hilarious 😂😂

[@arizonafox1706]

I Bugged the auto shop too allowing me to drive around 😂

[@jibitoaster6549]

Same but with the agency lawl

[@KingCobain2311]

How

[@brogaming7755]

3:27 Nah, bro really ranked up from that

[@eliasbowmanofficial]

And the oscars go to!😅

[@mihai1997]

#LM There is chance of 1% to the following event to happen: Player: "drills up all 4 lockers in the Cluckin' Bell's garage* The keycard: Gone, reduce to atoms.

[@Moiraski1]

2:17 imagine paying for gta+ 😂

[@anantajoarder1962]

Panther statue

[@VickPT]

I got the pippistrello without paying for GTA+... Its amazing the amount of people that forget the Haos Specification Service ;)

[@WaterSignGaming]

Gta+ is worth it though

[@Moiraski1]

@@WaterSignGaming no it isn’t😂

[@WaterSignGaming]

@@Moiraski1 how so

[@juggalojack5667]

1:38 😂😂😂laughed so hard at tht my guy said nah i can't

[@MartyAraragi]

5:25 why does that happen?!?! 😂😂😂

[@forcetz]

1:07 How did the wheels just fall off like that? 😂

[@davidk.2517]

0:01 the shinbone destroyer 3000

[@TopHatCrewSpecials]

4:49 lolll

[@Milty2001]

#LM Jennette: your bounty is in paleto bay. Me: okay The sheriff in paleto: I should've been me not him!

[@plushskitz2119]

#LM O’neils: Takes my weapons whilst I’m getting Leroy O’Neil and leaves a pool cue in the basement Me: *JOHN WICK MODE ACTIVATED*

[@WaynetheREDSniperLucario]

5:14 - 5:24 That's another way of saying "Eventually, he stopped thinking."

[@BuckoRR]

#LM Rockstar: Adds dispatch work for cop cars: Me getting the same bomb mission 4 times over:

[@TrainzAndPlanez36]

1:00 Saw This Video With The Lego Breaking Sound And It Was Hilarious

[@SaiyanVegeta4900]

#LM When it’s the Halloween update and you encounter the phantom car Me: Oh look it’s that spooky vehicle i heard about Also me when it’s trying to kill me by setting me on fire: Oops I think I made it mad

[@evandaymon8303]

0:07 that literally happened to me last night. I think how it happens is if you go to the desk on the left side and send a worker to do their job while moving towards the cell it will glitch you into the cell. although it does make for good photos and jokes Like 11 years they finally had enough of us respawning. We are now finally in jail but permanently

[@anantajoarder1962]

#LM Pavel: I take a small cut from the heist Player: Aww so sweet KDJ and Sessanta: I take a small cut from the heist Player: Hello, Human resources

[@GeneralOGJustice]

4:09 Naw bruh, you outta pocket 😂😂😂

[@foxtrot570]

0:01 That's true R*: "Hey we saw you like squeeze through gaps in traffic. Yeah we don't want you to do that, now suffer with these ridiculous oversized side platforms which no one will ever use."

[@TopHatCrewSpecials]

5:18 is so funny

[@isekaiexpress9450]

Huh, didn't know El Rubio has drilled multiple water wells for parched African villagers.

[@Comando52Colton]

They broke the bike delivery for the clubhouse. It always turns into a hot rod car during the customer cutscene.

[@adsoyad4370]

#LM Community: We want a Jeep Trackhawk. One of the coolest suv. Rockstar Games: You mean Jeep Avenger. One of the boring suv.

[@anthonyvasquez6113]

#LM Brock Thompson: wears ballistic armor but goes down in 3 minutes Chaz Lieberman: targeted in a swarm of loan sharks Me: how does this make any sense?

[@TeeHoldAG18C]

#LM if your angry...... youre gonna get more mad when this mf dave call

[@andreazoncato5637]

Extreme Aero Wing... how s that guy got the unreleased Mercedes???

[@bartacez]

#LM Me waiting for the mercedes 190e be like:

[@brysonwallace-ut7jw]

#LM rockstar: should we add a police bike? Employees: how about we add a Fourth of July version. Rockstar.: perfect.

[@brysonwallace-ut7jw]

Nice videos😊

[@JoeyProdigyGaming]

#LM R*: *promotes Bounty Hunter outfit in new Botom Dollars Bounties DLC trailer on every platform* Also R*: *makes it GTA+ exclusive*

[@commanderblack5045]

Actually is it part from the Career progress not GTA+ ☝️🤓

[@jokerwick69420]

#LM R*:now what Panther statue R*:ok dlc drop got it Me:ill allow it

[@Xanthro2]

Thank you for continuing to make these :D

[@VickPT]

All of these lag ones are definetly cause of the update 💀

[@BLET_55artem55]

No, it's been a thing for MANY years

[@VickPT]

@@BLET_55artem55 its been happening a lot now to the point ppl post about it. I know its been in the game since the start im just saying theyre common with the pressure in the servers

[@evandaymon8303]

The game is 11 years old. What did anyone expect? Game engine can barely hold itself together

[@Mirko2709]

5:20 Cute :3

[@Itz_Puxe]

5:14 SINCE THIS UPDATE CAME OUT AND THEY NEED TO FIX IT 😭😤😤

[@BigChungus-tk1wb]

3:45 must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that.

[@Raoulduke3305]

The only trick I found is driving whatever I want to go get the perp…and when you round him up you’ll automatically put him in the van that you didn’t drive there..at least half the trip doesn’t suck..and f**k those running boards yo

[@regdexter4014]

worst part is we can’t use our 5 million dollar cop cars to transport our bounties back we have to use that van that’s stupid we should be putting them in the back of our cars

[@BlargBlarg-z7k]

but... I just wanted to Hug Jeanette!

[@dennisjohnson1937]

1:16 What shoes are those?

[@justghost8713]

R.I.P Telescope glitch😒

[@armandoclark5001]

Do your research they always have a new one I think u use the smoke grande this time around

[@migus2008]

#LM Players: most wanted target painting for 5k$? Wtf? Rockstar: yes, and Cayo paintings for 0$.

[@franciscoalq2091]

#LM player: so, we do a raid for a dirty friend cop, we get search for fugitives like cops, and we can drive cop cars R*: YES player: so we can wear cop outfits ? R* : NO

[@FizzyI4I]

Bug enforcment agency

[@boshibailgrande2861]

5:08 heh hehehe ehe... *tüninğ*

[@lfla0179]

They added a cooldown to the tow truck. Why? Geez.

[@wisdomwolf1651]

Why the fuck when you do a customer bike delivery it's a fucking Hermes car?

[@lordlayko7945]

whats the cars name at @5:10 ?

[@josephfbuck]

The worst part about the whole DLC is even after you buy the business before you do anything else it will take 40 days straight of gameplay 2 hours every day and nothing else but this and you still will just break even for what you paid

[@williammiller79]

For the most expensive bounty hunter building with the max price upgrades? Maybe. I doubt those numbers for the cheapest one by a moonshot. Does anyone know how the math works out? Because I doubt this guy even if you go max price!

[@luiseduardoribeiro164]

@@williammiller79 If you spend about 3 million on it it'll take you around 77 normal bounties to get the money back, that would take over 30 hours. With the special bounty it should knock it closer to 25 hours of doing nothing but them. Rough estimate though.

[@Cpt_Wyatt]

How you get the bail enforcement outfit?

[@tonyalcrow7396]

Go to your career path and complete the 3rd tier of the bail enforcement

[@Cpt_Wyatt]

@@tonyalcrow7396 can you do this in ps4?

[@tonyalcrow7396]

@@Cpt_Wyatt idk I'm on next gen

[@May101Fever]

​@@Cpt_Wyatt apparently not i was told by a last gen friend that it wasn't available

[@Kaugalunik]

Nice!

[@olegpetrovic]

2:36 DAT MAP DONT MAKE SENSE

[@Bobandstuffanimations]

5:14 English or Spanish?

[@deplorableokie]

#LM 45 min to make an mc club business sale so we can do it solo for $250k Or… Do a cayo perico heist in almost the same amount of time for $1mil

[@speckledeggday]

5:16 English Or Spanish?

[@Letohnibzah1]

1:06

[@VioletPistols]

God forbid we have a glitch in our game- wait it’s been in the game since 2013 and hasn’t negatively affected anything in it’s 10 year lifespan? Patch it right now! Patch that 10 year old glitch right now!!!!

[@juggalojack5667]

1:07 mods

[@TopHatCrewSpecials]

#LM

[@Strutter614]

New DLC is pure poo 💩💩💩💩

[@stateofdecay2prokilller]

One time I was playing around in a sever and I parked my car and when I was trying to get back to my car it was invisible but it was still there on my map and I try to return it to storage it wouldn’t return and I try to get into a different car and yet it would just lag and tried to get to my garage and it wouldn’t let me in