Monty Python - The watch's smuggler

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14 жыл бұрын

Saison 1 episode 5 "Man's crisis" des excellents Monty Python. Enjoy!

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@Uajd-hb1qs
@Uajd-hb1qs 11 ай бұрын
This entire sketch is a common hallucination British people experience when they accidentally drink coffee when they were expecting tea.
@justinhoschouer9494
@justinhoschouer9494 11 ай бұрын
A 1 day old comment on a 13 year old video, then I see it has over 100 likes.
@Uajd-hb1qs
@Uajd-hb1qs 11 ай бұрын
@@justinhoschouer9494 Haha I never even noticed.
@goyzrus8830
@goyzrus8830 11 ай бұрын
@@justinhoschouer9494 we're FOOKED!
@ericyoungstrom3634
@ericyoungstrom3634 11 ай бұрын
The algorithm strikes again!
@Uajd-hb1qs
@Uajd-hb1qs 11 ай бұрын
@@ericyoungstrom3634 Recommendations for the algorithm god! Recommendations for the algorithm god! Recommendations for the algorithm god!
@ronigbzjr
@ronigbzjr 11 ай бұрын
Every Monty Python sketch ends after two minutes and then continues for at least another five.
@mauertal
@mauertal 11 ай бұрын
.....like your attention span, listening your wife talking about girlie stuff....
@Obsolete386
@Obsolete386 11 ай бұрын
@@mauertal Not often you encounter someone completely deranged on here
@mauertal
@mauertal 11 ай бұрын
@@Obsolete386 Thank you!
@dany1441
@dany1441 11 ай бұрын
And that is the best part,
@lastswordfighter
@lastswordfighter 11 ай бұрын
Furfag.
@leninvasco
@leninvasco 11 ай бұрын
"My husband, in comon with a lot of people of his age, is 50" was the best part
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 10 ай бұрын
When she asked what to do about it I kept wanting to blurt out “wait a year”
@Puschit1
@Puschit1 6 ай бұрын
I am torn between that line and Mr Blimey being slapped with a chicken by a guy in full medieval knight's armour. Including the gentle stroking of the chicken before he starts slapping.
@ThePsho
@ThePsho 20 күн бұрын
That's one of my favorite things about Flying Circus. There's almost always a little hidden gem like that in every episode.
@lemonslice2233
@lemonslice2233 7 жыл бұрын
I know how the Pythons avoided punchlines like the plague, but I couldn't help but laugh at Chapman's "Blimey! Whatever did I give the wife?" the hardest. That man really packed a punchline!
@AnthonyCarrick
@AnthonyCarrick 6 жыл бұрын
That was the only funny thing in the video...
@SpectatorAlius
@SpectatorAlius 6 жыл бұрын
What? You really did not find it funny when the Customs Officer said "You couldn't smuggle a grease-proofed paper"?? He summarized briefly everything that showed how bad the smuggler was at his job --- and then made it clear how he himself could not do his own job either. That is funny.
@user-cl8oi4gu9y
@user-cl8oi4gu9y 6 жыл бұрын
Hi Geller Bing residence
@calva141
@calva141 6 жыл бұрын
La Bajon
@mizofan
@mizofan 5 жыл бұрын
but 'ow about that punchline to the dirty fork sketch: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kGq5faqMaZ2CftU
@madsclausen4028
@madsclausen4028 5 жыл бұрын
"Sandwiches? Blimey, whatever did I give the wife!" So good.
@bobmclennan1727
@bobmclennan1727 11 ай бұрын
Fun trivia about this sketch: it originally ended with a cut to the officer's wife saying, "I don't know, but it's better than sandwiches," but the BBC made them cut it.
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 10 ай бұрын
Blimey it is indeed, sir!
@bugologist2
@bugologist2 10 ай бұрын
"Speaking as a man in the street" *gets hit with a car * fucking gold
@jameslayman
@jameslayman 11 ай бұрын
"Must've been a vest going off" aged like my grandmother
@johnnyscott3698
@johnnyscott3698 10 ай бұрын
Scrolled too long for this comment
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 10 ай бұрын
@@johnnyscott3698 Yeah, you’d think there would be more comments about the vest ticking.
@AndyCigars
@AndyCigars 7 жыл бұрын
I think about this sketch each time I go through airport security.
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, my vest is gently ticking.
@tonygrinney7115
@tonygrinney7115 11 ай бұрын
After watching this sketch it gave me the confidence to smuggle watches, cuckoo clocks etc.
@pineapplepenumbra
@pineapplepenumbra 10 ай бұрын
A watch smuggler, are you, Sir?
@AndyCigars
@AndyCigars 10 ай бұрын
@@pineapplepenumbra no...just vests.
@pineapplepenumbra
@pineapplepenumbra 10 ай бұрын
@@AndyCigars Those _special_ vests, Sir? Well, good luck with such noisy vests.
@abhinavtiku4501
@abhinavtiku4501 5 жыл бұрын
"People do." Monty Python could make even the shortest sentence possible funny.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios Ай бұрын
those must be the people from maths tests
@Kyrieru
@Kyrieru 10 ай бұрын
I'm glad that people of every new generation will always be rediscovering Monty Python.
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 10 ай бұрын
Always look on the bright side of life.
@benediktjostingmeier2223
@benediktjostingmeier2223 7 ай бұрын
There are somw funny monthy python sketches but i didn't even smile once durinf thia whole thung
@FrankHeuvelman
@FrankHeuvelman 7 ай бұрын
Just like the old masters they will always be timeless.
@FrankHeuvelman
@FrankHeuvelman 7 ай бұрын
@@benediktjostingmeier2223 Find a good shrink and try to get over it.
@poopturds8757
@poopturds8757 6 ай бұрын
Yes!!! I'm 16 and i absolutely love it. my room is decorated with monty python things, hahah
@tyronebrown8510
@tyronebrown8510 7 жыл бұрын
well now I know where the TSA got their training from.
@Shadow77999
@Shadow77999 6 жыл бұрын
Tyrone Brown wot
@sterlingpound217
@sterlingpound217 5 жыл бұрын
TSA??
@ferrumignis
@ferrumignis 5 жыл бұрын
Transportation Security Administration
@mrbanditoxyz
@mrbanditoxyz 5 жыл бұрын
@@sterlingpound217 Thousands Standing Around
@gammaphonic
@gammaphonic 8 ай бұрын
That fly buzzing around Palin when he can’t answer the question makes it so much funnier. I don’t know if it was intentional or not, but it makes the shot.
@matoko123
@matoko123 8 ай бұрын
I have a sneaking suspicion that the fly was not a trained actor and that it's being there was intentional only on the part of the fly.
@randomnickify
@randomnickify 5 ай бұрын
That's looks like a wasp and fact he is not freaking out impres me greatly :)
@ch420newsteam
@ch420newsteam 3 ай бұрын
They 100% trained it. Where else would the shows budget go?
@mysterfrosty
@mysterfrosty 2 ай бұрын
That's a wasp.......goin offf...@@randomnickify
@i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b
@i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b 9 ай бұрын
The cop planting the evidence is an all time classic!
@ianbartle456
@ianbartle456 7 ай бұрын
'Enry Thatcher is more than likely a knowing nod to the notorious Norman Pilcher though he was a detective, not a uniformed cop. Paid up members of the counter culture would have known all about that conniving little scroat.
@FlipDahlenburg
@FlipDahlenburg 3 ай бұрын
Ask most of the Beatles and Stones! @@ianbartle456
@lpsp442
@lpsp442 6 жыл бұрын
This is a fantastic sketch precisely because of how un-Pythonesque it begins. An incompetent smuggler that can help blurting out his hare-brained schemes to a world-weary officer could be part of any basic midbrow comedy, but it just ramps up the tension until a roaring take-off of silly begins with the priest getting dragged off for a stripsearch and ending in Brigadier Arthur Gormanstrop, Mrs..
@Seahorn_
@Seahorn_ 10 ай бұрын
There always those people who try to explain the video you just watched...........
@lauriecook2399
@lauriecook2399 10 ай бұрын
@@Seahorn_I would protest about the last comment, as I am 55 and live in a house where I am currently writing this letter Yours Mr Bagshot (Ms)
@AnonyMous-pi9zm
@AnonyMous-pi9zm 10 ай бұрын
@@lauriecook2399 I would protest about the last comment, as I am 25 and am writing from a car where I receive the BBC World Service. Sincerely, Mr Lyman Shithop (Mrs)
@jordkells
@jordkells 9 ай бұрын
@@AnonyMous-pi9zm As as semi-prolific semi-aquatic youtube commenter, I would like to protest that a certain paper bag of certain illicit substances is certainly absent of a certain sandwich. Cordially, Dr. Ms. Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Face-Baby-Eating O'Brien Sr. the Third (Esq.)
@MarcillaSmith
@MarcillaSmith 9 ай бұрын
Dear Elon Musk, I would like to complain of the way you have handled X (formerly Twitter), however, I refuse to go on the platform, so you will have to settle for reading my complaint here, on KZbin, the only social media I use. As with most people my age, I am 50, but that's no reason to rebrand that dumpster fire of yours with the name of my generation. Haven't we suffered enough having spent our entire lives being abused by our Boomer parents? It's enough to make me long for the carefree days of my earliest years, spent playing next to my parents 1968 Harvest Gold Mercury Montego, the leaded gas fumes of her 351 Windsor V-8 filling my tiny pink lungs, and smoothing out the wrinkles in my impressionable gray matter. In any event, wht was I saying? Yours, etc., Mrs. Smith (not actually married)
@Blake_Stone
@Blake_Stone 6 жыл бұрын
A ticking suitcase in the 1970s - it's one of those dratted watch smugglers! How much has changed. 4:37 - Oh no never mind, nothing has changed.
@Leon_der_Luftige
@Leon_der_Luftige 6 жыл бұрын
Blake Stone I'm not an English, so could you explain why you fellas on your island apparently are so hostile against anyone abroad -even if it's one of your own guys?
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 5 жыл бұрын
@@Leon_der_Luftige I mean, BLIMEY!, can't a man in a free Brexit land just eat his squirrel without being harrased by people from abroad or people reentering the sacred borders of our mosques and kebab factories?
@NxDoyle
@NxDoyle 6 жыл бұрын
The look from Michael to John & back at 1:42 is great. For a split second there you see two comedy legends sharing a moment with glints in their eyes.
@kiwitrainguy
@kiwitrainguy 10 ай бұрын
Want to come back to my place? Yeah, alright.
@smaakjeks
@smaakjeks 6 жыл бұрын
What I love the most out of all of this, is the manky state of those stuffed animals.
@MikeGreenwood51
@MikeGreenwood51 10 ай бұрын
Don't say that about their Python Rabbit. It may seem a long way far across the borders. But rumours tell of rabbits at high speed over taking trucks, lorries and motor cycles on the M1 motor way.
@sunnysuryani5674
@sunnysuryani5674 9 ай бұрын
If they had a primate on there it would be quite the monkey state of affairs
@andiebrown7792
@andiebrown7792 5 жыл бұрын
A vest that's ticking, that wouldn't get a laugh nowadays
@imageeknotanerd9897
@imageeknotanerd9897 5 жыл бұрын
If anything, I think it would get *more* of a laugh nowadays.
@RattPoison80
@RattPoison80 5 жыл бұрын
@@imageeknotanerd9897 hell no, the sjws could cry racism
@vonFisch
@vonFisch 5 жыл бұрын
I don't see "sjw" or anyone else complaining about this kind of stuff, all I see is many people flipping their shit about some supposed "sjw" complaints which do not exist.
@Martsapso21
@Martsapso21 5 жыл бұрын
Same here, there are only a few people complaining about political correctness and millions who are offended by them and need to go to their safe space... Oh the irony!
@Schwallex
@Schwallex 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah for real. We *are* watching this skit now. And we *are* laughing about it. And we *are* calling retarded comments retarded, too.
@joeround533
@joeround533 5 жыл бұрын
I can't help saying "da dum da dee dee - nice shed you've got here" whenever I go through customs.
@tonygrinney7115
@tonygrinney7115 11 ай бұрын
"Hvae you got two sheds by any chance?"
@reformCopyright
@reformCopyright 3 ай бұрын
@@tonygrinney7115 "No, I only have one, but a few years ago I was thinking about getting another one."
@josephmifsud7279
@josephmifsud7279 10 ай бұрын
As a retired Maltese Customs Officer I love such sketches.
@My-Pal-Hal
@My-Pal-Hal 7 ай бұрын
I Love The Dead Parrot Sketch. Don't remember the clocks and duck though 😂 ... these guys were awesome 👍
@nicokilborncar
@nicokilborncar 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm not in the street, you fairy!"
@firemarioproductions2003
@firemarioproductions2003 6 жыл бұрын
Well, uh, speaking as a man in the street... WAAH!
@ia7051
@ia7051 6 жыл бұрын
Uhh.... what was the question again?
@LeonardoBruno54
@LeonardoBruno54 5 жыл бұрын
This line gets me every time.
5 жыл бұрын
You do know why the UK is at the Intelectual level it is at yes?
@JohnyG29
@JohnyG29 Ай бұрын
intellectual*
@MrUndersolo
@MrUndersolo 8 жыл бұрын
How did they know how things are done at Canada Customs?
@juliancollot7579
@juliancollot7579 7 жыл бұрын
K August maybe they did research or traveled there
@comanchio1976
@comanchio1976 6 жыл бұрын
Lumberjacks
@AchkeineAhnung24
@AchkeineAhnung24 6 жыл бұрын
commonwealth i guess
@akvam9069
@akvam9069 5 жыл бұрын
as long as you say your sorry, its okay...
@gamepocalypsegaming278
@gamepocalypsegaming278 5 жыл бұрын
Toronto Pearson to be specific
@omerfarukcengiz7218
@omerfarukcengiz7218 10 ай бұрын
" for all I know, you could have bought these in London Before your trip" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KillingAddiction
@KillingAddiction 11 ай бұрын
"I wouldn't buy 2000 clocks!" "People do." lol
@ianbartle456
@ianbartle456 7 ай бұрын
More of Cleese riffing on the idea of the totally improbable being perfectly reasonable! He deadpanned such lines throughout his career to great effect. It helped that his imposing height and authoritative bearing made it sound like he was gaslighting his subject all the time, making their protestations sound absurd when in fact HE was being absurd himself.
@Quallenkrauler
@Quallenkrauler 7 жыл бұрын
That cat needs to be confused.
@cuttle9901
@cuttle9901 7 жыл бұрын
Confuse-a-Cat Ltd. is on it!
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai
@ProfessorSyndicateFranklai 6 жыл бұрын
Oh no, the Confuse-Cats Corporation of Chile is on it! We charge cheaper prices and confuse cats an average of 5% more per attempt with only a 99.99% increase in mortality rates.
@jamesgrey13
@jamesgrey13 6 жыл бұрын
Confuse-a-Cat Ltd and Confuse-Cats Corporation of Chile fails to confuse cats thoroughly, according to a nationwide poll! Fishes-on-Wheels confuses cats with fully-trained and licensed fishes! We start with 5 goldfishes, and end with 3 puffer fishes! Those puffer fish go on to become 22 trout at the Trout Training College of the Northern End of My Backyard Pool! We then introduce those trout to the fine art of bassery by enrolling them in the "How to Become a Bass" class, which takes place at the Bass Training College of the Southern End of My Backyard Pool! Finally, after they've refined themselves down to 7 high-functioning bass, they become enlightened (literally) by growing lights and becoming about 886 angler fish! They take driver's ed, and learn how to find cats! After they find the cat... They confuse it... Thoroughly. After their job is done, they revert back into 3 puffer fish, and live the rest of their lives in the Atlantic Ocean!
@isaackim7675
@isaackim7675 5 жыл бұрын
Mc Kra Right, cut the wisecrack, vicar. Get in the search room and strip
@davidf6326
@davidf6326 11 ай бұрын
A word or two of recognition is due for the fly handler, I feel. 04:15 That is branch of animal training that is all too often overlooked.
@frankshailes3205
@frankshailes3205 10 ай бұрын
A wasp, no less!
@thekinginyellow1744
@thekinginyellow1744 9 ай бұрын
As a flying insect wrangler, I appreciate this comment on behalf of myself and all of my colleagues in the trenches!
@davidf6326
@davidf6326 9 ай бұрын
@@thekinginyellow1744 😁
@theonetruerobb4852
@theonetruerobb4852 5 ай бұрын
This is one of those Python sketches where I always suspect it's based on a real-life event covered in the British press that I wasn't privy to. Another one is the Air Force base sketch ("Nice base you got here, shame if something...happened to it...").
@michaelpaliden6660
@michaelpaliden6660 6 жыл бұрын
Its like watching the TSA in real life
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 10 ай бұрын
Only less pornographic.
@pavelgl5926
@pavelgl5926 11 ай бұрын
After 13 years it's finally time for KZbin to recommend this to me :)
@1classikai
@1classikai 5 жыл бұрын
“I’ve smuggles bombs, cameras, etc., you name it, I’ve smuggled it!!” “You’re not a real smuggler. Move along.” “Poor fellow, I think he needs help.” “Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar, get to the search rooms and strip.” Tbh that sounds just like something US customs would do
@totalrecone
@totalrecone 11 ай бұрын
Still inventive, absurd and hilarious after all these years.
@MSCViolin
@MSCViolin 7 жыл бұрын
That's a nice shed....I might consider getting a second one.
@bunberrier
@bunberrier 7 жыл бұрын
Is it you, Jackson?
@jimbrownza
@jimbrownza 5 жыл бұрын
You planning on writing a symphony?
@KillingAddiction
@KillingAddiction 11 ай бұрын
Then you'd be MSC "two sheds" Violin.
@roguedogx
@roguedogx 7 жыл бұрын
he's like that friend who gets pulled over, and almost got away with a warning, had he just shut his trap.
@numbtee8478
@numbtee8478 6 жыл бұрын
My childhood in so many moments....loved this show....remembered so well....made me
@RamadaArtist
@RamadaArtist 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm no racialist!" That's what they all say. Right before the suit of armor and the chicken catches up to them.
@MaverickChristian
@MaverickChristian 9 ай бұрын
So true. I've seen it happen too many times.
@luisreyes1963
@luisreyes1963 9 ай бұрын
The British version of a MAGA follower. 🐵
@fullanalysis93
@fullanalysis93 6 жыл бұрын
"Yours, etcetera, Brigadier Arthur Gormanstrop (Mrs.)" I can't breathe :D
@jeniferjoseph9200
@jeniferjoseph9200 5 жыл бұрын
Marcus Aurelius I'm surprised a stoic like you is watching a comedy show
@amoruzz
@amoruzz 10 ай бұрын
When Terry Jones comes on and announces his animal guests to discuss the sketch, that did it. 🤣 🤣 🤣
@kiwitrainguy
@kiwitrainguy 10 ай бұрын
It's a pity they didn't come up with some qualifications for those animals (with a PhD in..., a respected expert from the Civil Service, etc).
@cnf6045
@cnf6045 8 ай бұрын
That’s the sound of a customs agent who really hates paperwork.
@tyrant-den884
@tyrant-den884 6 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that Thatcher is a police officer who prepares his wife sack lunches. Very progressive.
@gilgamesh7055
@gilgamesh7055 5 жыл бұрын
Ahead of the times, he was.
@lamrethal695
@lamrethal695 11 ай бұрын
@@gilgamesh7055 it really wasn't. It's incredible how distorted people's idea of that era was, smh
@kingofcards9516
@kingofcards9516 10 ай бұрын
Or just being a good husband instead of anything political?
@redbuck1385
@redbuck1385 7 ай бұрын
​@kingofcards9516 many people are politically against being a good husband, you know.
@alackofcaring9662
@alackofcaring9662 7 жыл бұрын
the last second just killed me. amazing stuff
@lisaschuster9305
@lisaschuster9305 6 жыл бұрын
35 spanish watch producers disliked this video.
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 10 ай бұрын
Every resident of Zurich, Spain? Wow
@runawayinfo4mant603
@runawayinfo4mant603 5 жыл бұрын
God I miss the old comedy..... at 50 years of age... it seems like only yesterday I was watching these as a kid. I haven't watched Television since M.A.S.H. went off the air. Times are changing.
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 5 жыл бұрын
I am 64 and you have missed dozens of great Sit-Coms over the last 15 years....
@linkfreeman1998
@linkfreeman1998 3 ай бұрын
​@@Isleofskyeleave him as is. When we eventually gone, those things aint gonna help us escape death.
@Isleofskye
@Isleofskye 3 ай бұрын
@@linkfreeman1998 But at 69 I know they are going to enhance his/her life experience as every second counts ,more than ever.
@pressureworks
@pressureworks 11 ай бұрын
Bravo to you, you seem to be the only uploader of mp sketches who doesn't cut off the end bits. Or the naughty bits.
@daviddryden8088
@daviddryden8088 8 ай бұрын
I like all Python sketches...even the bad ones.
@richardgates7479
@richardgates7479 8 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much they had to pay the fly?
@NuisanceMan
@NuisanceMan 7 жыл бұрын
The fly stole the show!
@thesilencer1969
@thesilencer1969 7 жыл бұрын
Nothing . The fly wasn't Union !!
@lawrencegenereux8567
@lawrencegenereux8567 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing. The fly was "open" to it already.
@AngelofDeath1431
@AngelofDeath1431 9 ай бұрын
"DOCTOR...MY BRAIN HURTS"! Solid freakin' gold!!!
@muffassa6739
@muffassa6739 11 ай бұрын
I used to watch this program with my Mother we loved Monty Python ❤ ♥ 💙 😍 💜 sadly she's gone now RIP dear mom. But now I share these videos with my children.
@damotoneko1500
@damotoneko1500 6 жыл бұрын
That day a smuggler found out honesty is the best policy. Nice sketch XD
@Hoople57
@Hoople57 5 жыл бұрын
Humor and what we think is funny changes and evolves over time. I'm 62 and remember thinking Monte Python was hilarious and I still do, but it's different now.
@kaiyotee2475
@kaiyotee2475 10 ай бұрын
Humor now be like ẞ ËĒ S 3 CHÛRGER
@roymarshall_
@roymarshall_ 9 ай бұрын
​@@kaiyotee2475lol that was good
@hafplace1346
@hafplace1346 7 ай бұрын
i never knew comedy was such gold back in the past
@craigkdillon
@craigkdillon 4 ай бұрын
Better then, than now. Save for Rowan Atkinson. RIP, Rik Mayall.
@hafplace1346
@hafplace1346 4 ай бұрын
@@craigkdillon who on earth is rik, old people are a boring topic so i don't care but i want to say i don't have the same opinions as you
@craigkdillon
@craigkdillon 4 ай бұрын
@@hafplace1346 Anyone ever teach you to google??
@craigkdillon
@craigkdillon 4 ай бұрын
@@hafplace1346 You watch Monty Python, which is way before Rik Mayall. Make up your mind.
@hafplace1346
@hafplace1346 4 ай бұрын
@@craigkdillon no actually, i found this on the recommended page of youtube and decided i'm bored enough to watch it
@91rummy
@91rummy 7 ай бұрын
I have been searching for this sketch for more than a year 😂
@NelsonClick
@NelsonClick 10 ай бұрын
The Smuggler is my favorite Python sketch. It's chunky and has rhythm. Many little jokes that build up to not one but two punchlines. Cleese admired Palin and always came to life when they did sketches together. Cleese only tolerated Chapman and still subtlety disparages him to this day.
@KnightKostas
@KnightKostas Ай бұрын
What? Where do you base that Cleese disliked Chapman? And "berates him to this day"? His dead friend and co-worker? Are you sure you haven't got that mixed up or something?
@tommyhaynes521
@tommyhaynes521 7 жыл бұрын
That was so funny I had to pause it so I could breathe
@jesusbermudez6775
@jesusbermudez6775 6 ай бұрын
Excellent series. Every sketch makes me laugh for hours.
@miropribanic5581
@miropribanic5581 10 ай бұрын
shockingly modern...police brutality (the "customs officer"), but also the Constable that tries to deposit "certain substances" in the suspect's home...that is exactly what some police officers have done to innocent car drivers in the US: smuggling stuff into the cars, finding it, reporting the driver and causing all kind of mayhem in the aftermath
@Skans-Gustav
@Skans-Gustav 10 ай бұрын
Just imagine a time when Big Brother didn’t already know where you had been or if your credit card had already bought a load of watches in Switzerland.
@michstockholm1164
@michstockholm1164 10 ай бұрын
The custom officer, the watch smuggler, and the panel of experts. - Monty Python
@MatildaV1980
@MatildaV1980 9 ай бұрын
The clock smuggler is hilarious 😂
@steffanhoffmann
@steffanhoffmann 3 ай бұрын
I see lots of comments here, admiring it. Some comments, highlighting its uniqueness. Others perplexed that British people are funny. I can assure them, that Monty Python's humour, represented a new generation of satirists. The legacy of which, is "all over the place" now. Thanking you for the video 👍 Salutations, from Kensington and Chelsea; in London. 🇬🇧
@GS195
@GS195 6 жыл бұрын
I died when his suitcase started ringing and ticking. 🤣😂😆
@johnross1947
@johnross1947 5 жыл бұрын
This is why these guys are the best.
@Ming1975
@Ming1975 10 ай бұрын
Oh! I remember that knight slapping people with the rubber chicken 😂
@user-jz1ui8mw3x
@user-jz1ui8mw3x 19 күн бұрын
I'm french and a real fan from English sense of humor .... 😂 Monty Python are the best .... ❤😅
@Raven4508
@Raven4508 5 жыл бұрын
Rik Mayall definitely modelled his character in The Young Ones on John Cleese's ' blimey character...
@dylanisraelian901
@dylanisraelian901 5 жыл бұрын
just sit back and drown in the sheer montypythony of it all
@KneelB4Bacon
@KneelB4Bacon 5 жыл бұрын
_"I wouldn't buy 2000 clocks!"_ _"People do!"_ lol
@devilvocano420
@devilvocano420 8 ай бұрын
Ive listened to all your songs and this one is my favourite one so far 😊
@rejmons1
@rejmons1 5 жыл бұрын
They were real badasses! They did this and did not burst out laughing. It's truly proof of being the tough guys...
@fuckgandor
@fuckgandor 5 жыл бұрын
thanks for including subtitles, makes it easier for people with auditory problems like me! old but good video.
@kuulkris
@kuulkris 9 ай бұрын
"What do you mean?!" Hahaha, hes so offended. 😂🤣
@bobareeniobobareenio2935
@bobareeniobobareenio2935 9 ай бұрын
That ringing alarm clock is a joke from an Abbott & Costello movie called : “The Time Of Their Lives”. I highly recommend it. Such a wonderful movie .
@06pag
@06pag 5 жыл бұрын
I think the cat was confused.
@nerdnam
@nerdnam 11 ай бұрын
Michael Palin does a fine job co-acting with a fly or bee.
@KillingAddiction
@KillingAddiction 11 ай бұрын
It was Eric the half-a-bee. :P
@stevenbrucci
@stevenbrucci 3 ай бұрын
Wow! I've never seen/heard ANY of these! The animal panel provides excellent context!!
@brynjarhoff-lr6hw
@brynjarhoff-lr6hw 11 ай бұрын
This two gentlemen…thank you for beeing you
@Ulfnarr
@Ulfnarr 11 ай бұрын
4:24 how to successfully become the seventh python, even for a brief moment. ladies and gentlemen: the bug
@E100Omega123
@E100Omega123 5 жыл бұрын
6:00 when the cop checks your car
@docdaneeka3424
@docdaneeka3424 9 ай бұрын
Spain: that country where they don't make watches at all.
@bscusupreme
@bscusupreme 11 күн бұрын
3:02 Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar! Get in the search room and strip! One of the funniest lines in the entire sketch! 😂
@fredflintstoner596
@fredflintstoner596 10 ай бұрын
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam ." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window ? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"
@kiwitrainguy
@kiwitrainguy 10 ай бұрын
FRASER: So buck up your ideas all of you, and remember my name is Fraser, Fraser, spelt B-A-S-T-A-R-D. VERGER: That’s not really how you spell it is it?
@cnrspiller3549
@cnrspiller3549 10 ай бұрын
I see now where Ade Edmondson got his anarchic voice: John cleese, the squirrel eater.
@David-sl2vo
@David-sl2vo 9 ай бұрын
The hand movements are great
@sdwriter2626
@sdwriter2626 2 ай бұрын
“That come out a bit glib, didn’t it, sir?”
@ScreamingScallop
@ScreamingScallop 8 жыл бұрын
4:38 So THAT's where we Americans got it from...
@Nilguiri
@Nilguiri 6 жыл бұрын
And the Brexiteers.
@SoulessNinja
@SoulessNinja 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, those type of people voted for Hillary.
@goodwolfbadwolf2844
@goodwolfbadwolf2844 5 жыл бұрын
Juno - whilst the “I’m no racialist, but” Gumby’s of the USA voted for Trump.
@randymarsh2234
@randymarsh2234 5 жыл бұрын
Nilguiri -_-
@nottherealpaulsmith
@nottherealpaulsmith 5 жыл бұрын
when the joke that was supposed to be about you goes right over your head
@viorelpiscanu9425
@viorelpiscanu9425 10 ай бұрын
British humor at its Best 😂
@robertkroberjr.157
@robertkroberjr.157 10 ай бұрын
I remember watching Monty Python on WQED (Ch. 13) in Pittsburgh, when I was a kid. This was pre - cable. When there were 5 channels. Good times!
@scottl.1568
@scottl.1568 10 ай бұрын
Bloody brilliant!
@Brian.001
@Brian.001 7 жыл бұрын
Watches, not watch's.
@Epiales333
@Epiales333 7 жыл бұрын
The watches own him.
@jjakesquid
@jjakesquid 7 жыл бұрын
watch not watches
@brainsfordinner7196
@brainsfordinner7196 7 жыл бұрын
Holy Moly I think you are right given the context, but if you were talking about a certain watch that was being smuggled then you could talk about that watch's smuggler.
@Torvinoid
@Torvinoid 7 жыл бұрын
Brains for Dinner Actually this would take us into an interesting part of language, the grammatical structures known as voices :) Usually you speak in an active voice (the man smuggled the watches), but in this case you'd be speaking in what is known as the passive voice (the watches were smuggled by the man). Basically switching out the subject and object of a clause! Isn't that fascinating? /s
@nobodysalterego2832
@nobodysalterego2832 6 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't it be "watch smuggler"?
@Kami-mk7tu
@Kami-mk7tu 7 ай бұрын
This sketch is a 10/10, would be a 20/10 if not for the laught track
@th63500
@th63500 11 ай бұрын
Ich liebe Monty Pythons 🤣
@ricarleite
@ricarleite 11 ай бұрын
Gut.
@goyzrus8830
@goyzrus8830 11 ай бұрын
don't mention the war!
@CristiNeagu
@CristiNeagu 9 ай бұрын
7:20 That handwriting is gorgeous.
@andrewsobek2386
@andrewsobek2386 6 жыл бұрын
And believe it or not, there's actually idiots that act like the smuggler...
@rascalferret
@rascalferret 8 жыл бұрын
door's open... oh, yeah
@Nemethon
@Nemethon 5 күн бұрын
The sketch Is like a train that first makes a few strange noises, then runs kind of bumpy, loses a few parts and finally derails completely. ;D
@rogeralsop3479
@rogeralsop3479 8 ай бұрын
Excellent!
@cuttle9901
@cuttle9901 7 жыл бұрын
.........why did the knight smack him with a chicken....?
@crazy808ish
@crazy808ish 7 жыл бұрын
Because chickens are one of the best things to smack people with. And he needed to be smacked. By that knight. Would have been better if it still had a full suit of feathers on, though. The chicken. Not the knight.
@voodoochild1975az
@voodoochild1975az 6 жыл бұрын
Because the laws of nature, nay, the very fabric of reality demanded it
@thrashpondopons2776
@thrashpondopons2776 6 жыл бұрын
So what was he SUPPOSED to smack him with???
@Eleventhearlofmars
@Eleventhearlofmars 6 жыл бұрын
Thrashpondo Pons a baseball bat?
@chrisnelmes6090
@chrisnelmes6090 6 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@77gravity
@77gravity 11 ай бұрын
Well done, Mr.Customs man, you can't believe a bloody thing a priest says.
@jonathon5075
@jonathon5075 7 ай бұрын
The police sketch was genius
@rockinrobinn
@rockinrobinn 3 ай бұрын
aww he tried so hard to do a good job bless him
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