Andrew Neil slams Boris Johnson’s ‘pathetic’ attempt to rally Conservative voters

“Where has been for the rest of the campaign? Probably off somewhere making money in the Maldives or whatever."
Andrew Neil isn’t impressed with Boris Johnson’s “pathetic” last minute appearance on the Conservative campaign trail.
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[@johnsunderland4197]

Liar, cheat, conman -and 'people' still rally behind him!! Beyond belief.

[@neelamacwan7670]

You are certainly talking about starmer

[@Geffo555]

@@neelamacwan7670 A lot of people are certainly behind Starmer. Bye bye terrible Tories.

[@pip1723]

The Eaton mess returns lol sir starmer takes over on Friday 🎉

[@tank-x7i]

@@neelamacwan7670 get lost sandworm !!!

[@abdell75roussos]

If you do not get your borders secure, productivity up, and reclaim your universities.... ten years or less. Best of luck,

[@johnburrows3385]

Boris Johnson is only concerned about Boris Johnson.

[@neelamacwan7670]

Good for him

[@TimComley]

Know him do you

[@wtfboom4585]

​@@TimComley have you watched the news at all in the last 8 years

[@johnburrows3385]

@@TimComley Are you a Boris apologist ?

[@Geffo555]

I wonder what Sunak offered him? And it really only shows how desperate the Tories are.

[@chrisgavin]

Johnson's toxic "endorsement" should be the final nail ...

[@SJ-dm3eb]

Go away, Boris.

[@JuliePayne]

That’s polite of you 😂

[@oldgreybeard2507]

And stay away.

[@Rosana534]

@ SJ - dm3eb Has he EVER been present ?

[@sophiabee8924]

No, Boris is brilliant. He reminds us how corrupt the Tories are.

[@JohnPark-xf2gq]

You could have said go forth any multiply boris but he has already done so.

[@johnshaw359]

1979 happened, and they've finally run out of things to sell off.

[@johnburrows3385]

Thatcher, the wicked woman.

[@tonyedwards3938]

Except their influence, and their souls.

[@willc1294]

They could havest the organs of prisoners, immigrants, ethnic minorities, the working classes and make big bucks on the international black market - fortunately they don't seem to have had this idea, unlike the Chinese communist party 😂

[@MsElfdee]

Labour took what cons had started and finished it. they systematically sold off NHS piece meal under Majors community care act before 2014 and Blair owns much of it.

[@nifralo2752]

They still have the army to sell to the Chinese

[@johnboxall2773]

Boris should be jailed.

[@neelamacwan7670]

BORIS BEST PM OF UK

[@Geffo555]

@@neelamacwan7670 Seriously? Skipped COBRA meetings in a crisis. Illegally shut parliament. Partied whilst the rest of us were locked down. Lied repeatedly. And got booted out by his own party after trying to fix it for his mates.

[@Ayeright.]

@@johnboxall2773 We only jail innocent sub-postmasters and sub-postmistresses in the UK.

[@HB-bl5mn]

Also every tabloid journalist.

[@michaeladkins6]

@@neelamacwan7670 Edges out Farge for Most Lies.

[@MrGavinBoyd]

Worst government of my lifetime.

[@philipjones9458]

Wait till Labour get in.

[@jordan89124]

​@@philipjones9458 we have been waiting 14 years 🎉🎉🎉 the time has come!

[@philipjones9458]

@@jordan89124 idiot

[@HamishBanish]

"Worst government of my lifetime." ... an observation that will apply before and after the 2024 election. Come Christmas 2024 Starmer will be likely the most embattled ever of British Prime Ministers, as Labour tear themselves apart, Muslim-identifed MPs direct their bile into civilised society, while the opposition lick their wounds into venom More votes will be cast AGAINST Labour by a country mile

[@dorisglover6636]

You should have been here for Margaret Thatcher 😡

[@user-ca3sp7er1h]

The same man who hid from an interview with Andrew Neil and hid in a fridge Johnson is absolutely Pathetic

[@peterjohnson1091]

The Tories had to wait until he was sober.

[@oldgreybeard2507]

But no time for a hair cut

[@bobikdylan]

Didn't look all that sober.

[@allancrotch2953]

And tea total wishy washy is a better PM .

[@boxingmonkey8621]

The Human Golden Labrador rides again

[@TimComley]

What a bar room bore you sound

[@joemander7580]

Bojo is a waste of space. He promised lots and delivered nothing

[@neelamacwan7670]

Surely Boris has done million times better than you.

[@wtfboom4585]

​@@neelamacwan7670 I could have eaten a bowl of alphabet spaghetti and shat a more coherent covid policy than Boris Johnson

[@Geffo555]

@@neelamacwan7670 And probably told a million more lies.

[@michaelthomas-hq2fd]

Isn't he on perpetual holiday, or being paid vast amounts for BS articles in the Daily Hate or 'back of the envelope' speeches to inebriated corporate gatherings in the Cayman Islands? He unsurprisingly avoided being interviewed by Andrew Neil at the last election. This blubber-faced loon has absolutely zilch political currency and, like the appalling Truss, frankly deserves to be permanently banned from the Westminster Estate for the state the UK is in currently.

[@Bumble-B99]

A fools messiah

[@raiyanrahman1887]

Boris no more politics. Your time is up. And Risi and Tory will be kicked out tomorrow.

[@TooDarnSoulful]

Some brass kneck the tories warning about Labour on unlimited immigration - what planet are they on !

[@stephenkerensky710]

Believe it or not, we got a letter from CCHQ. It was from Boris, complete with a colour photo, warning that Labour would damage the country. Well he`s the leading expert at that so maybe we should pay close attention. Errrmmm.Or not.

[@odotb9916]

The cheek of it.

[@davidwilliamsdavi]

Johnson has just made my mind up to vote Labour. Reminded me of party gate, PPE contracts for "Tory" donors and many other things!

[@chrisdavey9985]

He always was waffler he probably couldn't tie his own shoelaces

[@crayontom9687]

He’s so obese he wouldn’t be able to reach them

[@user-ca3sp7er1h]

😂😂😂

[@independent-ts6ys]

Sounds like trump

[@frankieryan2840]

Old Boris the gonk should behind bars never mind endorsing the selfish Torie party

[@stuartb2220]

Pathetic sums it up.

[@joshuaparrott2458]

It makes them look worse, paying a disgraced former PM. Who was stabbed in the back to begin with.

[@1aatlas]

By the guy they want us to vote for now.

[@alayneperrott9693]

Boris looks really raddled and sounds more crazy than ever. .

[@neelamacwan7670]

That's what I love about him

[@BrokenHill56]

Boris: the oaf in chief decides to bring back his lies and his dishonesty. Just reminds us why the Tories themselves got shot of him.

[@harrygray1301]

It's laughable ,when Johnson says Labour will undo all the good things we have done. Bet he couldn't name any of them.

[@rad4924]

Boris Johnson used to be the Conservative Party's best asset; now he's a reminder of why not to vote for them. I'm honestly surprised they let him out.

[@JohnPark-xf2gq]

Nurse fell asleep.

[@gerardmackay8909]

When the Lib Dem vote was huge but thinly spread from 1983-2010 enormous majorities (with the exception of 1992 and 2010) were enjoyed by first the Tories and then Labour on little more than 40% of the vote. In fact such was the even split in 2005 that Labour still had a 66 seat majority on barely 35% of the vote. Now that Reform is set to take a huge chunk, so we now have 4 not 3 parties scrapping for millions of votes, the glaring inadequacy of FPTP is brought into even sharper relief with, for once, the Tories being the major casualty. As a lifelong Tory loather, this is potentially the ‘just deserts’ most delicious moment of schadenfreude of my entire life.

[@Knappa22]

Hear hear! Me too 🙂🙂

[@paulvsmith]

Well put.

[@nifralo2752]

So you wanted UKIP to get 10% of the seats ?

[@gerardmackay8909]

@@nifralo2752 my wants and yours are irrelevant. You don’t perpetuate a system that shuts out millions of voters. Yes I loathe Reform but they should get seats which reflect their vote. Tomorrow huge numbers of Green supporters will vote Labour or Lib Dem to keep the Tories out. Under PR they could actually vote for themselves, guilt free, for the first time ever. PR bring it on

[@alana8863]

You know that if Sunak thinks bringing in Johnson is a good move, then tonight he may be promising to have Truss as Chancellor.

[@tonib5899]

Sticking with your terminology Andrew. Boris is a super liar, super dishonest and super bad. Watch them become a super minority. For being super awful. Have a super day tomorrow.

[@independent-ts6ys]

Boris sounds just like trump!!

[@philjameson292]

Boris has been holidaying with his Russian chums

[@stephendudman1422]

Well it wouldn’t be the first time.

[@msimms-lp5qw]

Eh, dont you mean Ukrainian

[@philjameson292]

@@msimms-lp5qw no Boris is very best friends with the Lebedevs Daddy Lebedev is an example KGB agent who is now an oligarch. Baby Lebedev owns the Evening Standard newspaper and was made. Lord by Boris Boris holidayed with them before he became PM

[@msimms-lp5qw]

@@philjameson292 Ok, I just thought he was anti Putin and friend of Zelensky. Its all getting very confusing

[@philjameson292]

@@msimms-lp5qw Boris was very pro Russian before the war started. I think that it was all of the Russian money that came into London in the 2000s when Boris was Mayor of London I'm not sure why he supported Ukraine at the start of the war. Anyway it was only NLAWS that he provided, maybe to cover himself in his expectation that Ukraine lost I wouldn't trust Boris as far as I could throw him Byline Times have a good documentary on KZbin about Boris and the Lebedevs, check it out

[@homeandfamilyservices2650]

Yep... two years ago 70 odd fellow Tories threw him on the fire... now they get him back. Beyond bad.

[@Treeburnify]

Fed up with super-rich governing the country and totally out of touch with regular people. Current batch of Tories are totally unfit to represent ordinary people.

[@nowgrownup]

Really starmers wealth is around 15 million richer than Boris ..Abbott is a millionaire. Rayner is a millionaire Corbyn is a silver spoon born millionaire and the list of labour mp millionaire are endless so say something constructive...😂😂

[@independent-ts6ys]

Sounds like republicans in the usa

[@ganrimmonim]

Please, please, please stop using the term 'super majority' it's meaningless here. We are not the USA. The Conservatives suddenly complaining about the effects of FPTP seems a bit rich. But yes, given some of the results in terms of percentage of votes and numbers of seats we are getting in this election we really really need to switch to PR.

[@alan_davis]

If we want to keep the idea of local constituency MPs, then AV is a better choice. If we don't care about constituencies, then PR works.

[@californiadreamin8423]

Agreed. As if the 80 seat majority of the Tories , had prevented them from shutting down parliament and lying to the Queen.

[@philjameson292]

We use the AMS process for the Scottish Parliament. You get 2 votes 1. One for the local constituency MSP using FPTP 2. Second for the party and the MSPs come off a party list and are divided up on % of votes It seems to work ok and you still have a 1:1 link with your constituency MSP, however I have wondered if the list MSPs have an easier life as they don't have a constituency to look after I look at it on the basis that you vote for your MP and also vote for your government of choice

[@hammondpickle]

I would prefer what I call FASPTP. First And Second Past The Post. It means what it says, every voter gets one vote. Both the first placed and second placed candidate in each constituency would be elected, and they would be equal in status in all senses. No complicated PL or STF or AV stuff. In most constituencies this would end up representing around 70% of voters given the current balance. If as a constituent you have a problem you would like your MP to address, you can choose which one to talk to. We would probably have to adjust the number of constituencies so that we don't end up with 1300 MPs. But that's totally feasible.

[@philjameson292]

@@hammondpickle sounds like a doable solution and not one that tears the system up

[@xplaybwoix]

The vanity of Andrew Neil to have a portrait of himself in the background lol All that money and he can't even purchase a good wig 😆

[@davidpaterson2309]

It’s called an “ego wall” - much favoured by those in the media and entertainment businesses and also popular in the kind of American corporate world that also likes wood panelling on the “c-suite” floor.

[@kevinodaly1545]

I thought it was Terry Wogan,,

[@nifralo2752]

​@@davidpaterson2309or North Korea

[@mikepost8965]

Neil knows there is no such thing as a super majority. Still batting for the Tories instead of reporting the news

[@davidhollins870]

It’s American, so Neil is going to worship it.

[@joeegg90]

The phrase, "can't teach old dogs new tricks" comes to mind with this man.

[@justjackman]

Lost respect for him on that one

[@Ayeright.]

My concern is the backlog in hospital appointments caused by Tory supporters requiring an endoscopy to check them for brains.

[@jjefferyworboys8138]

My concern is A & E dept being full with Labour supporters who have their heads stuck up their arses

[@sarkybugger5009]

@@jjefferyworboys8138 My concern is for the widespread flooding, from all those tory tears. 😭

[@Mike20216]

@@jjefferyworboys8138very good 😂

[@maureengladwell1317]

@@jjefferyworboys8138 take it you're a very rich man who hasn't been affected by this at all can't get a doctor never mind I'll pay for one can't get a dentist same thing can't afford food one I am alright right Jack can't afford my mortgage I haven't got a mortgage that's what people you like and less of course you're not a rich very rich person and then you're a completed idiot

[@johnhoulihan4000]

jjefferyworboys8138 Yeah A&E is still clogged by gammon voters with heads stuck up their arses looking for Brexit benefits.

[@authunhx3129]

Boris Johnson - the Prime Minister who ran away from his own MPs, who ran away from his constituency party and who ran away from his voters.

[@Chris-hf2sl]

If Bojo wants to help the Tories, the best thing he could do would be to emigrate.

[@neelamacwan7670]

Welcome back Boris. We love you

[@geofo60]

Yes and take them with him !

[@Geffo555]

@@neelamacwan7670 No we don't.

[@MrSketchydave69]

"Super" majority? Not in the UK, not a thing! Is Neil senile???

[@alan_davis]

Yes. Next question.

[@tonib5899]

They are superidiots about to become a superminority, we can remind them of this from Friday onwards. Super eh. 😂😂😂

[@KevenHutchinson-gt1nn]

Labour had one in 97

[@nifralo2752]

​@@KevenHutchinson-gt1nnthere is no such thing. If you have 51% of the seats you can pass any law. Unlike the USA where you need 66% to change the Constitution

[@maureengladwell1317]

Knows perfectly well there isn't he says that because. the. torv `1`will believe him and they will

[@Theplaysthet]

Why is Andrew Neil saying 'Super Majority' There is no such thing in this country. Such a Tory Simp.

[@bwilliamson3887]

There is

[@Theplaysthet]

@@bwilliamson3887 nt

[@TimComley]

You sad sap

[@tonib5899]

We can always remind them Friday that they are a superminority who are superout for being Superbad and superdishonest.

[@bwilliamson3887]

@@tonib5899 That's good

[@Daithai96]

Andrew Neil is totally aware that "super majority" means nothing in our political system. Using the term demonstrates exactly where he stands. But, that should surprise no one.

[@johnburrows3385]

Andrew Neill has always been a Tory.

[@rad4924]

I think you've missed his point, which is a valid one: Labour could win 70% of the seats on barely more than 30% of the vote. There's clearly something wrong with the voting system.

[@mattdawson3017]

​@@rad4924 I bet he didn't think it was a problem when the Tories were constantly benefiting from this system.

[@Daithai96]

@@rad4924 No, I didn't miss that point. I just totally missed him calling that out when the Tories won a ridiculously unfair majority.

[@Anton-ji4td]

Bozo stand up comedy. Who are those Muppets in the audience clapping?

[@neelamacwan7670]

Oh are you the super muppet clapping for the reds

[@andybarry5315]

Paid for wasting their time

[@davewhite3629]

When is Andrew going to wake up and realise his job is a total waste of time

[@nazirkhalifa5377]

Carry on Conservative 😂😂😂

[@Facts_vs_Opinion]

I didn't know Worzel Gummidge was gonna be in the series finale of the Tories - Hilarious! 😂🤣

[@andrewcoulson2375]

SUPER MAJORITY is not a thing here 🙄

[@oldgreybeard2507]

@@andrewcoulson2375 correct. Just more Tory BS. Get ready for Tory blood letting 😁

[@RichardEnglander]

Yeah, it's Tory Project Fear

[@ganrimmonim]

Yes, it's annoying me so much that everyone has started talking about it. Including people who really should know better. If you mean a Large Majority just say that.

[@rodlaughton2318]

@@ganrimmonim 👏

[@tonib5899]

We get to call them a super minority of super idiots.

[@tednindo6761]

New collective noun created overnight A desperation of tories 😂😂😂😂😂

[@linlees1]

I love it!!!

[@aksel12]

Bloody good

[@lesterfalcon1350]

I see Scummy Andrew Neil leaning into that Supermajority phrase again. And not getting pulled up on it.

[@dennisfraser6896]

I see the word palpably being used a lot now adays.A year ago never heard the word used at all.

[@stephenhodgson3506]

Rolling out Boris just shows how out of touch they are. Boris got in in the Get Brexit done because people were fed up of the whole thing. There followed a series of totally incompetent actions that showed he was not fit to govern and people wanted rid of him. They seemed to assume that Boris was as popular in 2024 as he was in 2019 which is simply not the case as unlike in 2019 now he has a record to be judged on and it's a very poor record.

[@wolfgangezeh5021]

More pathetic is the notion that the tory voters would be happy to see a disgraced former PM come back to rally them! People are very fickle-minded!

[@SlowhandGreg]

They've been complaining about Starmer finishing at 6pm for quality family time now wheel out the instigator of Wine Time Friday You couldn't make this gaffe up

[@jjefferyworboys8138]

Wine time Friday is a great idea, everyone should have it.

[@Knappa22]

If the right wing vote (which is nearly always a minority vote in this country) is going to be splintered between the Tories and Reform for the foreseeable then Labour needn’t be too worried about their own share of the vote this time. Tories have benefitted from this aspect of FPTP for decades and no-one from the Times complained then.

[@TooDarnSoulful]

Yes but the difference is that millions may vote for REFORM and left with a handfull of seats and then Lib Dems get 50 that is NOT FAIR in anyone's book !

[@andrewalexander2699]

He was just a EU hater, he's done. his politics is done. List his so called achievements, ruined his party, by having party's

[@matthewzuckerman6267]

If he'd campaigned more, he'd have had to share in the failure. By turning up at the end, if the loss is less severe than predicted he'll claim it's because of him.

[@neelamacwan7670]

That's your opinion

[@matthewzuckerman6267]

@@neelamacwan7670 My apologies. If I'd known your opinion I certainly would have voiced it for you.

[@Geffo555]

@@neelamacwan7670 My opinion too. Where has Boris been? In his fridge?

[@paulc1553]

Toasted Tories.

[@StratsRUs]

GBN's Grandad.Murdoch's channels. Journalism as a whole, over 50% Privately Educated. Yippee.......cue Fascism.

[@hholton7245]

Bunter's been down the tuck shop.

[@robot-hi8ms]

Boris was partying while people died disgusting man and party who supported him all the way.

[@robtheplod]

The guy has a painting of himself behind him..... what an odd bloke?

[@AndyM_323YYY]

Boris is valued by the Tories for his ability to get the uninformed to believe the impossible.

[@independent-ts6ys]

Sounds like trump

[@jamesmeade9501]

Andrew Neil should know better than to peddle the narrative that Labour may get a supermajority. It's not a thing for us; unlike the US. The closest thing to a supermajority we have would be a 60-seat absolute majority. ... which no-one was screaming about being so awful when the Conservatives got that in 2019...

[@mickeyhynes]

No such thing a supermajority. Give me a break with the nonsense talking points. It's a bit rich of the right wing to complain about excentricities of FPTP when they've always undermined any attempt at electoral reform or any moves to more proportional representation.

[@DavidHughes-op6zl]

Bojo bears a gigantic responsibility, among others including the econonocally disastrous Liz Truss, for the plunge of the Conservative Party's image. He was a disgrace to the nation in general and utterly so via the Partygate scandal in particular. Sunak shows sheer desperation on stilts in hauling in his former boss to help out at the campaign at the 11th hour. As for Sunak, who's done a decent job as PM., he shamed himself and the country by leaving the D‐Day commemoration proceedings; indelibly memorable.

[@neelamacwan7670]

Boris was the best PM and Boris will be back

[@wtfboom4585]

​@@neelamacwan7670 another 0.1 rubles to your account

[@Geffo555]

@@neelamacwan7670 Boris best? On what score? Lying? Partying? Skipping COBRA meetings?

[@nickd.6365]

@@neelamacwan7670 😂🤣

[@francisravenscroft-dw6gi]

So now the Tories are saying ' yeah we gonna lose' but make us feel better about it by voting a for few of us?.... umm no-your government has been worse than in ineffective.

[@williamjohn7909]

Boris has always been pathetic, what's new?

[@doubleknocker5221]

Andrew Neil - avid Brexiteer - reporting from his home in France

[@beatlebrian4404]

Johnson only came back because he heard there was a party

[@gdutfulkbhh7537]

I can't think of a politician who's impressed me in the current campaign. Do we still have politicians of note? I can't find them in either party.

[@grahamsmith2753]

The return of Johnson, the pathological and compulsive liar. Sunak learned well from him.

[@dogriffiths]

Labour may have a smaller percentage of the vote than Theresa May had, but there are more national parties now.

[@sueronhaworth5713]

HAS Boris now been certified SANE since leaving the sanatorium then, do they accept RETURNS I WONDER,

[@AndymacUK]

A final speech by the man who poisoned the Tory Party is truly poetic justice! Their continuing infatuation of him when all is lost is the sounding death knell of the Tory Party! “The Tory Party is dead - Long live the Reform UK Party”?

[@andrewholdaway813]

He's been hiding, the best thing he could do for the Tories; can't believe they let him out for one day - maybe he escaped.

[@Europhile]

Surely he just reminds everyone how we were taken for a ride. Johnson should keep out of sight if he cares about the tory party.

[@kenhickford6581]

You'd think he would (Boris) keep his trap shut and let people think he is an idiot, rather than open it and remove all doubt!

[@jmo8934]

Wheeling out bojo fresh from his latest holiday. Lol. Knowing that Sunak and Bojo hate one another you can smell the desperation. A former PM who left in disgrace who actually thinks he will be the PM again some day. Pathetic.

[@UdoBloss]

The Circus is in Town and here comes the Clown aka The Eton Mess.

[@niknoks7638]

VOTE FOR NONE OF THE ABOVE!

[@johnallen7807]

The one thing that MUST happen is the abolition of FPTP , it hasn't given us democracy for at least 3o years! We need a PR STV system to make votes count.

[@leewilkin5582]

(I'm making this comment before I've even watched the video: BJ is a narcissist. He was MIA for 97% of the campaign, because he wants to see the Conservative Party destroyed- he feels betrayed by them. This "rally" was a token political gesture- a move made purely for his own interests.)

[@FionaJane-vc2tw]

Fabricant must be wondering where his hair was yesterday.

[@PaulK-ve1pu]

Wouldn't trust Johnson with a pair of scissors.

[@bobikdylan]

A healthy majority is all Labour needs. Whether they get fewer votes than in the past is merely academic. A win is a win. Did Thatcher ever get a majority of the votes cast?

[@SlowhandGreg]

58% of the country are voting for progressive parties and tactically voting in their droves

[@neelamacwan7670]

Labour will deliver a healthy decline of our country

[@nowgrownup]

​@@neelamacwan7670...Already started look at the stare of the cities under a labour council that says it all 😂

[@alisonwilson9749]

@@nowgrownup Councils deprived of funding by tory pork-barrel politics. And what about the tory ones that went, or are going, bankrupt?

[@martinwyke]

Don't wake up on Friday morning to a nightmare Tory-Farage coalition - #VoteTacticaly for #ToriesOut & #StopFascistFarage

[@Greenpoloboy3]

Boris must have smelt awful

[@gavinhazard75]

Johnson needs seriously to get a haircut

[@patphelan5824]

Boris what a fool let's have party vote Labour

[@markbrad123]

Boris has to comeback because when all is lost he knows all the best deals at the off license LOL

[@colinrogers2214]

HE IS HOPING HE WILL GET INVITED TO LEAD THE TORY AGAIN ARE THEY THAT CRAZYY

[@nickdoughty518]

Yes, we've had no Tory literature nor any Tory canvassing. Loads of Labour visits and pamphlets in contrast. It's as if the Tories were caught off guard the most by their own election calling.

[@petyrkowalski9887]

Imagine being so desperate that you wheel out the guy who was sacked and repaced by a disasterous woman who was beaten by a lettuce and tye third string substitute PM, Sunak, thinks this was a positive. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@memoman1962]

Join the revolt. Vote Reform UK. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@Geffo555]

Reform are certainly revolting.

[@JelMain]

Well, that may have reduced the few remaining die-hards enough to have ended the Party. It only takes a percent or two to reduce the estimated 50-odd seats tozero, as many of us hope.

[@unicyclechinese3125]

The BEST quote from The Simpsons was "I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas"

[@degaulle30]

Tbh No 10 probably correctly deduced that Boris is about as popular as a positive gonorrhoea test so kept him away for as long as their bribes would last

[@adrianunderwood8642]

I thought it was a glove puppet, with Rishy’s hand rammed up!!!!!!!!

[@TheEskimosPantry]

"How winning a huge majority is terrible for Labour..."

[@markhayward7400]

Andrew Neil is sitting in front of a large painted portrait of...err...Andrew Neil. I find this very telling!

[@Freddy-sp5wq]

Johnson was "missing in action in this campaign". The lounge lizard was missing in action when he was PM.

[@daveyjuice7710]

Did they go sunbathing on the same lobster

[@rrbh]

Framed portraits of himself on the wall like Trump or Alan Partridge !

[@andybarry5315]

What's a super majority??? No need to Americanise this.

[@Dybbouk]

Does Andrew Neill still get jokes about Pamella Bordes?

[@dub604]

Andrew Neil's reputation will never recover from his stint at GBeebies. Times Radio obviously love the sound of his voice but I'm not sure many others do.