LITERAL Mass Effect 3 Trailer

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[@WixWasterWike]

It's been nearly a decade and all the words come rushing back in time with the music. That's deep. Tissue.

[@silversentient]

No worries man, I'll give you a shoulder massage. I'm sure that'll help you relax, I know I would! :D

[@pill0ck318]

It's because you were a teenager when you first listened to all his stuff. Bunch of studies on how music listened to as a teen is basically permanently remembered.

[@MasterHall117]

And perfect for the legendary edition

[@LotteBubbles1995]

Sunflowers haven't seen the sun....

[@Edmar_Thorn]

They should wear helmets. ^.^

[@Glidergirl10]

"Don't massage my shoulders, or I'll EARTH you." that part gets me every time. I tried singing along to this, but I couldn't sing that with a straight face.

[@realSpook]

on the bright side they're free on the dark side they're deadlyyyy

[@bunnyxian]

Ironically, this trailer get more views than the official one

[@PBoogerwood]

It's not ironic...

[@user-cj3ik9qq6m]

After mass effect 3 golden age of gaming died

[@jimboringo9958]

@@user-cj3ik9qq6m I mean good games are still being made they’re just overshadowed by shitty ones that become popular for some goddamn reason

[@katethenerd6508]

@@PBoogerwood the irony is that the parody did better than the original, that is by definition ironic, soo-

[@LostEpsilon]

Anyone think this is easily one of the best ones he's done?

[@CABRALFAN27]

Yep. I also really enjoy his ACIV and Harry Potter ones. Halo and the other AC ones were also pretty good.

[@chrisvan2688]

Ac brotherhood was hilarious

[@AbdullaLima]

Best one after Skyrim's

[@Magavynhigara]

Skyrim one was good too

[@MasterHall117]

Reach and this

[@killerbean660]

The nostalgia hits very hard with this one

[@Mars8611_]

Almost three years out, I still think this is his best literal trailer. I'll randomly get "robotinsectaliens" stuck in my head and hum the tune all day.

[@CABRALFAN27]

Ditto. Either this, or one of the lines for his Black Flag or Catching Fire Trailers.

[@auraweiss638]

(Nottobeconfusedwithladybugs)

[@3lit3Sp34k3rHy8rid]

If the Husks moved as fast in the real game as they do in this trailer, the game would be impossible.

[@RazielTheUnborn]

Not for a Vanguard. A Vanguard would enjoy such chaos.

[@MasterHall117]

Have you played halo 2? If the difficulty of the enemies in Halo 2 Legendary, Mass Effect 3 would be beyond impossible

[@Aurora-313]

@@RazielTheUnborn **sighs in charge+Nova spam** I haven't played the game in years, but I have fond memories of charge+nova. :)

[@friendlyreaper9012]

Well husks are pretty shit in ME3 compared to the previous 2 games

[@douchebagkangaroo69]

They moved even faster than that in ME2

[@VideoGameLova1]

Man, I remember when I had this whole Literal Trailer memorized.

[@IsaiasSoldier2]

Same! I still do. this was my favorite!

[@Robokid309]

I've memorized all of assassins creed brotherhood XD

[@hbauer92]

i just watched this after like 4 years and every word came back instantly. nostalgia level 100.

[@IsaiasSoldier2]

Harrison_tha_Vaper YEES!

[@DarthRevan42]

I have all of them still memorized 😅

[@JakMacCSGO]

Good memories...

[@johnfrank6770]

Indeed

[@yungbootyclench6632]

Life

[@kibachan2282]

MacMachineGaming - CS:GO & Gaming Videos! Bittersweet memories, more like it

[@staple_boi]

@@kibachan2282 how

[@legorigplaysmc]

Her parents are awesome... and messed up. That made me laugh so hard

[@jimboringo9958]

2:24 was my favourite

[@BlorbHunter]

"You should wear helmets" - *toggles helmet on in game* Thanks for the reminder. :D

[@JWMisenheimer]

Does anyone realize that the man featured in this trailer (inside Big Ben firing his weapon) is Major Coats, Anderson's right hand man whom appears during the final battle in London on Earth during Mass Effect 3.

[@miguelsantiago9411]

Caught that

[@kimberleygray7390]

J.W. Misenheimer I knew it AGES ago XD My brother found out and told me. I think he saw it on a forum or something.

[@domonchief]

But thay guy gets blasted in the trailer. Major Coats survived til the end.

[@FlocksFigs]

" dont massage my shoulders , or I'll EARTH you"

[@MrOpprimal]

***** flying BACK

[@CaptainLansing]

MrOpprimal Attack!

[@liamstacey5968]

What the hell is that?

[@chikaka289]

Don't let it give you a shoulder mass-

[@princehircine8325]

chikaka289 effect...... threeeeeeeeeeeee

[@williammacey1424]

“Toyyyy that started this and now, Shepard is pissed.” Always gets me and after all this time still a classic.

[@TerranMarauder]

This gives me shivers honestly. After the Fall combined with Toby's voice makes a beautiful piece, to add there's the theme of crisis and war but the whole music piece gives a sense of hope, hence the story line of Mass Effect 3 but despite all the funny bits like the "shoulder massage of death" it's still amazing

[@jasonvoorhees5691]

After the "Now Sheperd is pissed" is just badass!

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

I've decided, I want my superpower to be shoulder massages of death.

[@QuestionableAdviser_]

+James Bennett They will never see it coming.

[@Halotaku]

On the bright side, they're free. On the dark side, they're deadly.

[@williammacey1424]

Deeeeep tissue.

[@ammccormick]

Shoulder massage of death never gets old for me.. Haven't watched this in 5+ years, but the words all come back like it was yesterday.

[@mck0027]

anyone watching this in 2019? If this is all in her imagination, her parents are awesome... and messed up!

[@ashonline77]

watching in 2021 lol. i suddenly remembered this and I can't believe I still know the lyrics to this lol

[@jr2904]

@@ashonline77 you're not the only one. This and Assassin's Creed 3 are burned into my brain, even after all this time

[@gameking5575]

@@jr2904 I was brought here after playing assassin's creed brotherhood again

[@trollord3000]

anyone else came back to listen to this masterpiece 10 years later?

[@frankhart4283]

I have returned after 8 years for the "your foot" line.

[@fuzz1191]

this made me want to play the entire mass effect series, again o-o

[@Cygnus_117]

same

[@Bogeyatyour6YT]

This is from a time where Mass Effect Fans where constantly producing content, it was pretty damn awesome. I always think of this video :D

[@MasterHall117]

It’s almost time to jumpstart the ME community, ME5 on the horizon and toboscus has made a return (check out his Jack Reacher literal)

[@ghostiboilynx]

Omg I totally remembering crying when I saw this. Also, who else agrees Mass Effect should become a movie?

[@Jordan123zx]

Lynx Whatever YES

[@Daioblis]

+Lynx Whatever The only problem is that a lot of people will complain about the choices made by the writer, along with Shepard's nature in the movie, as it'll be considered by the writer as the true nature for Shepard.

[@ghostiboilynx]

I didn't think of that. Well shit that just ruins everything.

[@Daioblis]

+Lynx Whatever Language, and you'll just have to suck it up and enjoy the movie for what it is.

[@ghostiboilynx]

Sorry and I guess. If they make one

[@djalexlopez2107]

Spaceships flew, but one's out of fuel. Emergency land, let the giant little girl help you. Brace yourself, giant little girl's got you. The ladybug goes off to turn on the song. Girl gets up the chase the music-loving lady bug lands on a flower. Chase the bug away. Insects can't land on these flowers, she stands up for humanity. If this is all in her imagination, her parents are awesome. And messed up. Robot-Insect-Aliens (not to be confused with ladybugs) shoot at the ground. Dead people upside down. Buildings fall. Robo-zombies let down. Robotic zombie with an LED lit bellybutton gets shot in the head. Push the girl ahead. Don't turn the spotlight on! Now he's blinded, and there's a laser beam that he should probably see, too late. Shoulder massage of death. Laser beam of death makes EXPLOSIONS of death. For every zombie that you kill in front of you, there's one behind you with a shoulder massage of death. On the bright side, they're free. On the dark side, they're deadly. Deep tissue. Flashback to a sunflower field where it had begun. Then something blots out the sun. It's the first of the Robot-Insect-Aliens (not to be confused with ladybugs) that shoot at the ground. When you chased that ladybug it probably angered all the insect lifeforms around. Now we'll fade to black when the insect leaders start to burn everything down... Toy that started this, and now Shepard is pissed. Robot zombies, looking evil, see you watching. Girl looks scared, guy looks unphased. He walks ahead and gets his shoulder weapon ready. Sunflowers haven't seen the sun. You should wear helmets. But then they couldn't see all the faces that you're making when you kill them with EXPLOSIONS. Your foot. Bullets, Omni Uppercut. Normandy, Seth Green. Omni Lowercut, more bullets- TAKE! Don't massage my shoulders or I'll EARTH you in the spaceships flying BACK. ATTACK! What the hell is that? Don't let it give you a shoulder MASS EFFECT 3

[@sentientbiscuit1415]

"Her parents are awesome, and messed" has to be one of my favorite scenes

[@mr.mcgreenmcjeans5246]

These literal trailers actually make the game more popular.

[@myakhie]

6,077,594 views? 6,077,594- 4,077,590= 4. Mass Effect 4 confirmed.

[@Birthnote]

...Wow. XD

[@themcavenger662]

Actually that equals 2,000,004 :D

[@myakhie]

+TheMcAvenger thanks, I'm really good at math XD I feel stupid.

[@dannymillar1259]

It has been!

[@_ender]

Mass effect Andromeda

[@drbazooka5907]

Hold on a sec. Did toby just sing to the music of Two Steps from hell on a mass effect trailer!?

[@hmoment3057]

Yes. Yes he did... TSFH forever.

[@dceeeeeee]

Which TSFH song is it? EDIT: Found it.

[@drbazooka5907]

They are the best!

[@erwinietsmetpuntnl]

Dan Campion which song is it from tsfh?

[@blank4227]

Dan Campion Was it Heart of Courage? I can't find it, dude.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

"TAKE! Don't massage my shoulder or I'll EARTH you in the spaceships flying BACK." Gets me every time

[@hidden2020]

Time for the required N7 day watch. Man this never gets old

[@user-iq9vp7fr1l]

2024 checking in this video still rips

[@davidbrowne5938]

Can't believe its been 4 years since i first saw this

[@Black_viking1082]

David Browne same I saw this when I was a kid and I still love him

[@kinggrimm2700]

Can’t believe it’s been 4 years since you made this comment

[@commandershephard.7964]

I got a plan make a giant mirror and the laser of the reaper will be reflected

[@PrometheusXV]

Shephard, that isn't how mirrors or lasers work, you of all people should know that...

[@checkjaguar1083]

Reapers don't shoot lasers. They shoot streams of molten metal.

[@VeliThaGawd]

Shutup your dead ب_ب

[@mental_n9766]

*+5 Renegade*

[@elmetwennhudkoad]

They shoot laser beams of death

[@starleaderxv4838]

It's a hell lot of years, that have passed. And still this gives me goosebumps... AT MY FUCKING SHOULDERS.

[@MenacingBanjo]

"Shoulder Massage of Death!" was stuck in my head all week. So I had to come back and watch this.

[@leonewulfe5137]

😢 mass effect is hands down one of the most personal, touching, emotional game series ive ever played...to go back and play it for the first time again would be amazing...

[@sparktheflame102]

Agreed…you said it well…I’ll never forget the emotions and experience of the first play through. It’s beautiful to replay it but it’ll never capture the initial experience.

[@BuckstarrZ]

probably one of your best

[@ub8886]

2:33 For 8 years I thought the line was "Normandy set free" but is Seth goddamn Green.

[@iapples38]

What's actually happening during the shoulder massage of death?

[@Jordan123zx]

SpadeOfAces ikr

[@Jansay34]

Deep tissue.

[@youtubeofficial8266]

SpadeOfAces you become zombie

[@Namewriter]

One is the most prolific predator to ever live. The other is a robot insect alien.

[@Daioblis]

+The Last Madman (Scribbling) (Not to be confused as ladybugs) That shoot at the ground.

[@Grivian]

Normandy. Seth Green

[@TheRoxBox99]

I don't care what anyone says. This game kicked ass!

[@recklessr3gg13]

Lego Fan 74 Best trilogy EVER!!!!!

[@TheRoxBox99]

Reginald I was playing the second one a few minutes ago.

[@thegoatkingchannel2377]

*HELL YEAH!!!* I just finished the whole trilogy yesterday.

[@TheRoxBox99]

Nova Space Heroes Halfway through the trilogy for my 3rd time. I made my second playthrough a female Shepard.

[@confusedraccoon5327]

Lego Fan 74 yeah it was, I think the second one was better though

[@BuckstarrZ]

This is probably the best video you ever made, really please come back Toby..

[@moist8474]

Remaster Mass effect? Remaster the literal.

[@PlutoniumOverlord]

And somehow I still manage to start crying. I love Mass Effect.

[@Based_Department]

This video is oddly nostalgic.

[@CABRALFAN27]

This was the video that first introduced me to Mass Effect, and while I've always been peripherally aware of it, tried to watch a few LPs, etc, I never really fully got into it until just recently. Man, coming back to this hits different now.

[@dalkulindaglow]

Don't massage my shoulders or i'll earth you with the spaceships

[@jasonvoorhees5691]

Flying BACK

[@snapdragon3790]

ATTACK

[@ingamingpc1634]

I need to know what song is playing in the background

[@Merlin1234-t2d]

I think it's "after the Fall" by "two steps from hell"

[@UKMatricks]

Still the best song he had made :D Like it if you agree !

[@nathanzuray1601]

It's been a decade and I still come back once in a while to listen. Ah the nostalgia

[@superheavyxd2684]

I miss Mass effect 3 yeah yeah say what you want about the endings but the gameplay, the story i just loved everything about it.....except the endings of course.

[@yogurtsniffer86]

2023?

[@sayjharndalepotae4391]

i love mass effect 3

[@BoyKiba]

after so much time this still gives me chills

[@skyguy342]

Maybe Literal Mass Effect Andromeda trailer..?

[@tablescone]

Why isn't this on iTunes

[@walrideralp6275]

Neither is titanfall

[@brodiewilson6985]

probs copyright issues

[@walrideralp6275]

Your probably rightl

[@treasurejake1945]

You're*

[@tgirlegirl]

Bethesda Game Studios Should probably fire their helicopter cameraman Ominously lit carving of some dragons Cameraman running through the forest Slow zoom on a carving of Gandalf and his friends Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds. The first Tie-Fighter Overworked cameraman running through the snow Carving of an ancient tug-of-war (slow dramatic zoom) Running towards a tiny hill. STOP!! That's a cliff Carvings of dragons breathe carvings of fire Dude, turn around or you'll die Shaky rocky formation Pan down then it opens its eye Pull out your sword on a ledge Carving is rooting for the dragon Sword-fighting a dragon in the snow's gotta be cold. OR NOT! Show the fire carving burning the shield carving Leg carving. Medium-shot carving He's regretting wearing a sleeveless tunic for this fight VOICE ATTACK! But his voice went too far right It went to a mountain town and a forest. Stop for the night In the morning, pass the windmill to a natural stone rocky formation bridge Then it snows on a stream. There's a giant. Follow him, then him. Shave a dragon, and a werewolf, and the patron is next Battle axe! Help him floss! Shoot a frostbit at a wall, spin attack (FAIL!) Fire-bomb, dragon leaves when his barber is done Shoot a puppy with an arrow, make a ball in your hands (Get stabbed!) Dragon wants a refund, sneak-smack a big spider Then barber gives dragon free touch-ups on his way out That's why you should sit still at the barber Dragon's soul tells off the clumsy barber Then it goes through the trees to tell its back-up "Thanks for nothing." Skyrim. The Elder Scrolls, V. 111111. Dots.

[@matteus8411]

I thought you were helping fighting dragons, not on a youtube video....

[@dannesgamingvideos8960]

***** You know for the first thats not his real name if you watch the anime. And he dident help whit fighting the dragons in the newer episodes he did 1 thing in that battle (atleast in the episodes thats out now). So it's not supricing that he is watching youtube when they fight off the dragons

[@matteus8411]

Dannes gamingvideos I wasn't being serious.

[@tgirlegirl]

***** Well... if you want to get technical its Doranbolt who is helping fight the dragons...

[@dannesgamingvideos8960]

Mest Gryder Well... Doranbolt dont really help in that fight you know that right? watch the episode, he only "teleported" another dragonslayer there he dident touch a single one of the dragons(mini dragons)

[@Kinobambino]

not alot of videos can make me laugh out loud like this. toby your a comedic geniuse

[@dakotahenderson1085]

LITERAL MGR!!!

[@NEWGHOST9]

I don't know if i'm the only one who thinks this. but this is the only good literal trailer. all the others lack something idk what.

[@TheLongboardingkid]

dead space is really funny

[@NEWGHOST9]

TheLongboardingkid Haven't watched that one yet. I'll check it out later.

[@NEWGHOST9]

Boreos *Your* opinion *not* mine. I didn't like any of the Assassin's Creed ones. they lack something. still just *My* Opinion.

[@szigusievich]

I think every literal is kind of funny, but this is by far the most inspired and original. Pure gold. :D

[@Bennyjet121]

I think the other lack all the 'of deaths'

[@szazel7087]

"Or I'll earth you." What does that mean? xDD

[@PittBullBytes]

think of it this way... "Welcome to Earth!"

[@anonymouswanted7515]

Astounding Flyhax Well that's physics :3

[@MidKnight-0012]

The questions u have is the answer to all.

[@thebeardedfenrirwolf6589]

In 2023 I still remember every word of this

[@AWallace722]

2x speed!

[@jasminekeller9213]

Hey Toby, you should get this game! You'll want to pee all over your controller or whatever you play it on! PLEASE?!

[@jasminekeller9213]

No.. I just want to see him play it on KZbin you dum-dum!

[@jasminekeller9213]

And watch your mouth

[@amirhosseintaghavi3535]

***** yeah watch your mouth

[@bioweaponn9048]

Where were the Turian, Krogan, Asari, Quarian and so on in the trailer?

[@SIRUNOWN]

The trailer is meant to portray humanity's struggle to regain their home planet, being Earth of course. Plus, depending on the choices you make, some of those races may not make it to the battle for Earth. Humans and Reapers are the only two constants for that fight I'm afraid. Hopefully that answers your question sufficiently.

[@bioweaponn9048]

Still the the humans aren't the only people suffering from reaper attack, all the other races are affected to, plus in the campaign some of the races taking the fight to earth are mandatory so this trailer isn't all that literate.

[@dillscriv22]

Bioweapon N Humans are the last race to get hit, what survivors were left, if any, of the other races died early in the fight to save Earth.

[@bioweaponn9048]

Have you played the game? there were plenty of aliens still alive to battle the Reapers and at end cut-scene it shows the result of the other races struggle, and some of them are more badass than humans so them dying out early is a little hard to believe.

[@joshmartin6550]

Geth master race!

[@suuskiarlert2036]

both of my favorite things combined, Toby and Mass Effect. Awesome Toby.

[@brent7547]

so sad but i laughed

[@legoboy1707]

Do half life 3 literal trailer lol jk

[@stxxtgi]

The closed captions on these are hilarious

[@liamt6204]

This brought back feelings i had forgotten about

[@prussian-krieger2991]

man havent seen this in years but just got the itch to listen too it again, miss tobys stuff

[@Squibblez]

I remember watching this video shortly after it was uploaded. oh the nostalgia

[@jamesmcneil3412]

2:22 this scene would be great for a screensaver

[@DarthRellek55]

still never gets old

[@STG44musikmeister]

10 years and I still remember the words like it was yesterday.

[@theeldersimp9847]

We need more of this

[@thej-min4814]

I’m still here Toby. I love you

[@PineappleBro99]

I saw this when it came out and I keep finding myself randomly humming tobuscus songs and I have to come back and listen again

[@BattleManiac7]

Man regardless of the ending, still one of my favorite games. And this is my favorite Literal trailer.

[@jaegergames7042]

I remember almost every word. It's been 11 years. Still his best video in this entire series.

[@puterboy2]

Almost sounds like Kiss From a Rose.

[@flippknight3298]

I come back here sometimes,when I’m in the feels.

[@Kleevoli]

and After the Fall is one of my favourite songs too, so this is freaking gold!

[@Teldarin]

Really miss these good days, great memories.

[@sukuicarp605]

every time i get mad and i have anger management issue,i always go to tobuscus trailer,makes me calm

[@gibbbon]

i came back here when i remembered a song about shoulder massage

[@DbladeMedic]

Cant stop the awesomeness i keep replaying it in my head!!!!

[@DevGames-AoD]

We miss you Toby

[@EthanThomson]

Heres a fun fact: the original advert didnt actually have as much music as this shows. As far as I remember, it didnt have any until sheperd showed up

[@IronSkull86]

11 years later... and this is still my favorite video on youtube xD!!!

[@ThePoshDogs]

That epic moment when a Tobuscus Literal contains two of your favorite songs.

[@graygal2582]

Mass Effect trailers certainly love their TSFH, not that I'm complaining, I love their music.

[@AndyMay96]

Yes you do. The first part is After the Fall and the second part with Shepard is Black Blade

[@nollyfkennedy]

I just watch this video over and over again. I love it

[@MidKnight-0012]

2018 and I'm just know finding Toby's litteral trailer s where have I gone wrong

[@Cmcmillen77]

Coming back to this in 2018

[@jayismyself]

Literal Trailers are core memories

[@devf2011]

That shoulder massage of death line had me dead