My mom does shout “YOU NEED A JACKET!!!!” Every time I try to leave the house And also always tells me “Stop playing video games, time to be productive” We both love watching your videos, btw
@nightegal42673 жыл бұрын
Get out of bed I can relate to that keep up the good work Kurt love your videos asking to many questions
@mrgarrett64143 жыл бұрын
I think so
@kimtaylor35153 жыл бұрын
The plastic bags, the spoon and if we heard our first and middle name we knew we were in more trouble than if we heard our full name.
@rachelrussell2933 жыл бұрын
No because my mom passed away last year 😢 She used to though
@SpevMoon3 жыл бұрын
Kurt is such a convincing AND intimidating mother!!!
@BlessedBeyondCompare3 жыл бұрын
Yes. The mom voice was painful, but I feel like it was intentional. LOL
@isabellelahr90183 жыл бұрын
This is both hilarious and factually accurate it’s a little terrifying 😬🤣
@ashtonholliday11143 жыл бұрын
I know
@pomskyhuskypups92693 жыл бұрын
Yesssss!!!
@zariahcameron-el-mais16813 жыл бұрын
I know right it true
@janawhite23263 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@kaylamcdonald44062 жыл бұрын
Yes
@brooketollett13 жыл бұрын
It was the “ I brought you into this world I could take you out” for me 😂 so relatable!
@stacielzuniga2 жыл бұрын
And make another that looks just like you. I told my kids that and they laughed at me.
@Idonotlikepeanutbutter8323 жыл бұрын
I was expecting this quote, "Are you friends with my son/daughter? Do you want to see his/her baby pictures?"
@God_of_menaces7 ай бұрын
I am so offended! What is this fascism? You don’t like peanut butter that’s so rude (real)
@meliussui3 жыл бұрын
“Go ask your father” How is this so reliable?
@gurifiel3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P people who read this with divorced parents
@priyushavallabhaneni86543 жыл бұрын
And when the father says " go ask mom, if she says ok then you're good to go "
@mrhappy-zd8np3 жыл бұрын
when you ask for pocket moneyy
@drewaureangeronimo78163 жыл бұрын
I remember when I asked for permission for an overnight swimming with my friends, my mom said now, but I went behind her back and asked my dad, he said yes.
@AJTV_Editz3 жыл бұрын
Ok literally every mum does that
@mishxllkhan3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you wore a wig instead of a shirt ❤️ I hate it when ppl do that 😂
@ava-yj2xc3 жыл бұрын
Same it’s so cringe when they use a shirt
@mishxllkhan3 жыл бұрын
@@ava-yj2xc yeah like our hair does not look like that🙄
@KurtTocci3 жыл бұрын
yea I put actual effort into my content lol
@songbird-in-the-night3 жыл бұрын
@@KurtTocci and we love you for it
@kennethguy2493 жыл бұрын
@@KurtTocci I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
@tacocatgaming75423 жыл бұрын
The 1 Dislike Is A Mom That Goes Like: “Hey I’m not like that”
@beesafternoontea86173 жыл бұрын
The two are from the other mom's that think they aren't like that but actually are
@hesaidshesaid091803 жыл бұрын
3 now 😐
@princen1raj3 жыл бұрын
she must be a cold bitch then
@princessisabellasisterofat51133 жыл бұрын
@@princen1raj are you thinking that you’re being funny 😦
@princen1raj3 жыл бұрын
@@princessisabellasisterofat5113 nope thts a statement 👍
@atreyibhattacharjee80203 жыл бұрын
"If all your friends jump off the bridge, would you ?" Omg that was literally so true. 🤣. Keep up the good job man!👍💖
@NH-bg4lu3 жыл бұрын
I would 😆
@elizaboland-white33912 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Keldon12342 жыл бұрын
If my mom asks me that I’m gonna say Yea Sure As long as it’s not Fatal!
@Idonotlikepeanutbutter8323 жыл бұрын
Can you do a similar video called, "Every Embarrassing Parent Ever"?
@princessisabellasisterofat51133 жыл бұрын
That’s really a cool idea 😎🆒
@christinastokes63193 жыл бұрын
I feel like he is yelling the whole time.😂 so accurate lol
@stoneshannon25023 жыл бұрын
Mom: aRe YOu TAlkINk bAcK tO mE Me: Isnt that how a conversation works
@konodollie3 жыл бұрын
✌️🏼✌️🏼✌️🏼
@yungblud21863 жыл бұрын
The other day I saw a sleeping mask for moms and it said “Go Ask Dad…..” I showed it to my mom and she laughed
@BlessedBeyondCompare3 жыл бұрын
BRILLIANT
@lifechangingmusic94073 жыл бұрын
Omg this is LITERALLY my mom every day.😂 this is so terrifyingly accurate 🤣🤣🤣
@menacingmax25973 жыл бұрын
Request: Literally EVERY DAD Ever
@daniellemilligan63073 жыл бұрын
I have heard every single one of these plus some 😂😂 I love it!!! You forgot we're not paying to heat the whole city shut the window!
@elluh23 жыл бұрын
are everyone's plastic bags just under the sink? Because mine are.
@detitheyeti58823 жыл бұрын
Nope they also in the drawer and in the pantry
@BlessedBeyondCompare3 жыл бұрын
@@detitheyeti5882 Those are literally all my hiding places. Under sink, in drawer, in pantry.
@karaigrayson81983 жыл бұрын
Between the fridge
@light86973 жыл бұрын
At the window, just behind the sink, and yeah, most at the rack
@nickankhazali29952 жыл бұрын
This is an inctricate painting of Kurt’s deep-seated childhood trauma.
@RainbowSauceGames3 жыл бұрын
Kurt makes a really good mum lol 😂 Also that tiny bit of milk left in the fridge, my brother does that all the time and I’m like what the heck is wrong with you?!?!
@emmanunuellaefuankrumah73193 жыл бұрын
"I brought you into this world, I can take you out", classic😅😅
@phoebezhang11903 жыл бұрын
Why is this so relatable? My mom always takes at least 30 seconds to get off a car, but if I stay for longer than 15 seconds on one, she's like "We need to go! Can't sit here all day!".
@ava_vada3 жыл бұрын
ok but why does kurt play such a great mom…?
@waheedabdullah63713 жыл бұрын
The first one would've been 100% accurate if he didn't knock and walked in and open the curtains/open the blinds to let the sunshine hurt your eyes on purpose
@katherinekoch12293 жыл бұрын
3:07 "I can take you out..." WHAT! LOL LOL
@kyliev.31983 жыл бұрын
I love the "I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it" my mom always said this lol
@Peachessssss133 жыл бұрын
Can*
@kyliev.31983 жыл бұрын
@@Peachessssss13 thanks! I will fix that :)
@patriciajones64303 жыл бұрын
This is so good. You nailed it Kurt. Definitely going to share this.
@Peachessssss133 жыл бұрын
My parents said the food thing was hard because they would say eat this or starve and I would just sit there and stave myself so they ended up just having to make the the food I wanted
@duskmagicalsister3 жыл бұрын
Smart
@naamagoldberg67433 жыл бұрын
Kurt is one of the best actors ever!!🤪
@aliopa85163 жыл бұрын
Honestly, parents are the biggest stalkers
@helenhanson10013 жыл бұрын
When you’re trying to say the salad dressing. My mom get words mixed up just like that! Lol
@ellieee37533 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh this is literally the most true-est thing ever🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love your channel!!!!
@lmzimm3 жыл бұрын
the "I'm not feeding the entire neighborhood" got me the "shoes go on the shoe rack" got me the "if anyone needs a plastic bag, they're under the sink" got me the "my kitchen is not a restaurant" got me too
@ellalesnever3 жыл бұрын
Working on school homework, but I need to watch this video. Also Kurt, show us your “dad” please. We only ever see your mom
@brooketollett13 жыл бұрын
This is so true 🤣🤣
@Wolfdette3 жыл бұрын
Haha I expected the counting to continue like this: “one... two... two and a half... two and three quarters... two and five sixth...” etc 😂 But maybe that was just my parents
@savannaliss48034 ай бұрын
Mine 2
@JERDN3 жыл бұрын
"eat what I made or starve" 😂 I heard that SO much growing up...
@waheedabdullah63713 жыл бұрын
How can you forget, "Did you put on clean underwear?!" in the video?
@SaekoSeow42523 жыл бұрын
I died at 1:14 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my mum always said that to my bro when he was younger. Always. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@theropeofallah93413 жыл бұрын
Dude literally you are full package of our mother 😂😂😂😂😂
@jacobward88293 жыл бұрын
“ I brought you into this world and I can take you out “ - every mom to ever exist on planet earth
@wrenwall96373 жыл бұрын
A ton of this was so relatable hahaha. LOVE IT
@SmolShorkess3 жыл бұрын
I relate to all of these expect the ones about friends because I don’t have any
@AC-xu1tp3 жыл бұрын
3:15 Ya’ll know when your mom says that, she’s not joking around.
@salmon12903 жыл бұрын
Kurt's mom probably regrets buying him that wig
@nikidamage41793 жыл бұрын
srsly so funny! i loled
@naamagoldberg67433 жыл бұрын
This is more my dad then my mom. Lol😂🤙🏻💙
@araber503 жыл бұрын
2:02 is the most relatable thing ever
@CJMusicstudios1233 жыл бұрын
You are a funny guy with an adorable cat Kurt!!!!
@lady_yumi81353 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 Yup I do a few of these things with my son ( he's 7). And btw Kurt you look great in a blonde wing 😁😁
@BeachRockExtras Жыл бұрын
Why is he so ACURATE to a mother?
@basicchannel32343 жыл бұрын
I know it's more like a Mom/Husband thing, but you forgot one where you go on the phone and talk loud and your husband/kid is having trouble listening to the TV
@sarahrandazzo40753 жыл бұрын
The part with the dishes is the most relatable
@kuronomofu10103 жыл бұрын
I love your pfp 😩✋
@kuronomofu10103 жыл бұрын
Love your pfp :0
@troublemakertime2.0363 жыл бұрын
Lol for my mom it’s either “Don’t burn the house down” Or “Don’t kill each other” (I have siblings and we always fight. That’s why she tells us not to kill each other.)
@angelicariddle-malfoy3 жыл бұрын
Loll when Kurt said "feet off the couch" my feet actually were on the couch...I couldn't tell if I should be worried or laugh 😂👏🏻
@sofibishop25793 жыл бұрын
1:16 ok but anyone who doesn’t want lasagna is crazy
@emaliecaley92293 жыл бұрын
1:49 is me to my parents, LOL.
@runaalienneptune16143 жыл бұрын
Let’s appreciate that he took a dirty dish out of the sink with his bare hands
@PamelaJLamon3 жыл бұрын
I'm guilty as charged! 🤣🤪 But, it's for your own good! LMAO
@sunflowergamergirl1093 жыл бұрын
0:09 my mom literly has a trash bags full of plastic bags from the groccery stores
@TinyBaloonzMT2 жыл бұрын
Its scary how relatable this is lol
@DrippyOisdrippy2 жыл бұрын
the one when she says "do you have a headache properly because your on the phone yo much "is so relateble
@stoneshannon25023 жыл бұрын
RELATEBLE🤣🤣
@blitzkreig30882 жыл бұрын
Kurt’s has two sides, a stay at home mom, and himself
@Hellothere-ky4jr3 жыл бұрын
When it’s to accurate: oh nah we gotta go 💃
@J0yB0mbad1l3 жыл бұрын
2 accurate man!🤣 all of them are so true
@lilyyy31703 жыл бұрын
2:00 the scream got me 😂
@ZipZap433 жыл бұрын
Yep this is pretty accurate
@paigedvorachek39653 жыл бұрын
This gives me anxiety, and I love it. 😂
@celiabrown1533 жыл бұрын
Why is this my life! Lmao
@AZAAN89903 жыл бұрын
This is my mom on point “ I did not know you knew what my mom is like
@underyourbreath3313 жыл бұрын
This mom has had it up to >here< with your bullsh!t - learn to pick up after yourself! Lmao
@jenniferhaggerty36093 жыл бұрын
That's me.....especially with the bajillion bags!! 🤣
@vviviann3 жыл бұрын
im scared for how accurate this is 😨😭😂😂
@joeyalonzo9482 жыл бұрын
its always the counting when we dont do the thing they asked them😂😂
@meliussui3 жыл бұрын
YES! A new video and it is awesome,Amazing job Kurt! And super reliable.
@kissyrajan55953 жыл бұрын
This is sooooooo relatable 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love your videos
@daniellehanson31373 жыл бұрын
ok the end got me with the multiple bags.... that was too close to home LOL but so true.
@warrennishathompson Жыл бұрын
1:59🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
@katherinekoch12293 жыл бұрын
I Love this! Exactly like my mom! LOL LOL
@Rawt1733 жыл бұрын
True story, my mother once texted all of us while we were all working to ask us how we pronounce "syrup". That was an interesting day.
@Whereseverybodygoingbingo3 жыл бұрын
2:00 so good that "aHh" 🤣
@hannerbanan3r2513 жыл бұрын
Kurt will make a great mom HAHA
@robloxlxver70132 жыл бұрын
Legend says kurt is still counting waiting for the kid to get their feet of the couch...
@ava-yj2xc3 жыл бұрын
Not the Diet Coke 😂😂
@jinan1703 жыл бұрын
the "anything on the floor is getting thrown away" brought back MEMORIESSSSS
@danamarriott78093 жыл бұрын
Kurt is going to make an AMAZING Mom! 🤩
@stephaniepierce92463 жыл бұрын
Why is this so true so often 😂
@TomasGO853 жыл бұрын
1:59 😹😹😹 my mom used to grab the broom 😭😭😭
@clearlyakitkat58513 жыл бұрын
1:59 that scream tho 🤣🤣🤣
@bridgetgates4963 жыл бұрын
Plastic bags, junk drawer, Diet Pepsi and the tornado room is so relatable.
@oakyyumi2 жыл бұрын
U forgot " Pause the game " 😂
@draxy64703 жыл бұрын
3:13 jaxon right now: mom did you just threatened to me over a hit.
@zoey628993 жыл бұрын
The fact that he was reading a f.r.i.e.n.d.s magazine is everything
@Cooking_With_Adam3 жыл бұрын
I love it when Kurt said I brought u into this world 🌎 and I can take u out lol 😝
@doughnutandcoffeeedits99613 жыл бұрын
Because I’m not feeding the hole neighborhood is so realistic 😂 This is not a restaurant too😆
@millenaluciana21643 жыл бұрын
being a brazilian person, i'm really impressed by how moms are always like that, no matter where. All that's left to say is: you're not everyone, or, don't cut things off the lids of the bowls. To be like me mom.
@E-Motion323 жыл бұрын
The first one is so true. I asked my mom to stop waking me up in the morning and she still does it!!! I just wanna sleeeeeeeeep. Aaaand u need to bring a jackeeeeeeeeet
@Maryam_Sheikh073 жыл бұрын
3:29 I love 💕 this scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kirraleethomas56293 жыл бұрын
Smile squad and kurt always know how to bring a smile to my face and make me laugh