.: - Little Britain - Computer says no - :.

[@solarphina]

It’s been 10 years. How am I just now finding this.

[@droppedmypopsiclestudios9797]

Same here 😂 I've discovered this on gacha life and it's funny

[@derpy7749]

SAME HERE

[@derpy7749]

@@droppedmypopsiclestudios9797 Lmao same

[@arianabailey4116]

Same lol

[@hakkitocandi]

omng ikr

[@valerieshelbs5893]

Could you say that iv been A: Very helpful B: Extremely helpful or C: fucking helpful lmao cant breathe

[@gibsongirl5182]

C

[@d2trappy503]

Well, computer no c:

[@coal3619]

C

[@cnfuse_emn2412]

She was so fucking helpful

[@_lavendercat_7046]

"Computer says no~"

[@GiovanniChristensen]

"I could but...." **shrugs** This is so hilarious because it's true that this happens with receptionists.

[@thedarkgacha4560]

I know right

[@dynamitedinosaur4601]

They just can't be bothered.

[@mylagrace3085]

in my opionon i like it when the lady said "A.Very Helpful....B.Extermely Helpful.....Or C. F**king helpful"

[@raqueldagdag938]

Wat da-

[@gachaangel9633]

*I read this while it was said*

[@kevinkibble8342]

As someone who used to work as an admin in the NHS, I knew quite a few people like this.

[@Henners1991]

Bureaucrats amirite?

[@margaretstutts4362]

OMG it’s awful!! 😂

[@saintessa]

Now I'm guessing "computer says no" is a cop out for being lazy and blaming the computer. Yes I only just got that lol

[@Twitchtv5]

!SUBATHON DAG 152 | !Nominering | !geekd !mp !info !bil !Getfitfood www.twitch.tv/mathiashjortgg

[@RaininParadise]

Makes sense; most admins in the healthcare sector are useless.

[@littlerosegaming5498]

“I got her down for a double hip replacement” I’m so proud of my country :’)

[@littlerosegaming5498]

Well, idk but I guess you’ll be seeing you more often, in your subscribers 😁

[@fotini1611]

Carol: Age. Little Girl: Nearly 6. Carol: You're 5? Little girl: Yes Carol: Well say 5 then !

[@EmilyJayne16]

😂😂😂

[@laura-qx6xf]

Nini Gaming shift + enter hunny you should use it sometime

[@xoitsmaria]

+laura xoxo honey* :)

[@User-rh2mw]

You watched the video too!?

[@polybian_bicycle]

Spoiler alert!

[@poppymiller5053]

😂I was trying to watch this😂 😂but my computer said no😂

[@billykee3276]

Poppy Miller not funny

[@kaelakrossing910]

That's just...not funny :l

[@coconutqueen8013]

You’re not funny haters

[@edencest]

@@kaelakrossing910 then why she or he have more then 100 like Sorry for my bad english =_=

[@bewiiintroverted8265]

@@kaelakrossing910 That's only your opinion.

[@TheSonic1685]

am I good looking? Computer says noooo!

[@_itsjustjasmine_4731]

Lol

[@ดีโหนดีโหน-ด6ง]

Rย ย หวัยำไads mj cu RJ

[@chrisko2441]

Mirror says noooo

[@thatsly_jaymer]

oof

[@suminsbesty22]

Rads lmao

[@stephenguppy3466]

This is a quite accurate portrayal of medical receptionists in my experience. They are a breed among themselves and in my opinion should be subjected to the same treatment they dish out to us.

[@Ethericrose]

Oh, yet if we did that they'd scream we were aggressive and volatile and before you know it, we're banned from using the surgery. I've found the best way to deal with them is to speak to them in a victorian school headmistress tone. They seem to be more helpful then.

[@whatsina1]

It is true isn't it....amazingly.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Half Man Half Woman

[@Lawtasaj]

Yes, the nhs receptionists!

[@asdfssdfghgdfy5940]

The receptionist at my smallish towns doctors surgery is a real bitch gives appointments sooner depending on whether she likes you or not lol. I've got epilepsy and had a small partial seizure where I was on the phone to her. Just means I couldn't say anything or understand her for 10-15 seconds. She started abusing and yelling at me lol.

[@TicoStudio90]

"l've got her down for a double hip replacement" This is one of the most hilarious sketches ever 😂😂😂😂

[@francismusic1984]

I want the old comment system back to youtube -computer says no...

[@fxcg2]

what was it

[@blackcorp0001]

Gold 😂

[@svmarah]

CAROL: Would you say I've been: A) Very helpful B) Extremely helpful Or C) ****ing helpful? OMG I died xD

[@kaiparker7083]

so true xdd

[@vlogzic8586]

C by a mile LOL

[@mikaelmyers6135]

me 2 lol

[@alxarblx8877]

SimplySamx me two XD

[@andyant6510]

SimplySamx Yiu been F***ing helpful so C.

[@shemerald]

My brother: can I get one of your sodas?? Me: computer says no My sister: can I wear one of your dresses? Me: computer says no My father: do wanna go walking with me???? Me : computer says no My mother: do you wanna go shopping with me??? Me : computer says no My mother: you can pick out something u like... Me: but I say yes....

[@Animator_Star_07]

I love this!😂

[@derpy7749]

Lol

[@gachalily880]

shemerald lol

[@derpy7749]

@crazy kitty id say, NUUUU, I DONT WANNA GET SHOT AT LE SHOOTING RANGE!!!!! REEEEEEEE **NARUTO RUNS AWAY**

[@penelopeeatsyourbrain4510]

Stop giving me ideas on how to prank my family! 😁😎😉

[@UncleAL86]

I’m a receptionist…I need to start saying ‘Computer Says No…’😂😂😂

[@flores1196]

2009: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2010: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2011: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2012: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2013: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2014: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2015: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2016: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2017: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2018: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2019: The Recommendations says.. *"Show time!"*

[@feykind2048]

:3 《 • s a s s y • 》 :3 how long did that take you isnskapma

[@aminahakram1]

2020*

[@theonefrancis696]

Recommendation says naaaaw

[@lmartinez9421]

Don't forget 2020 put that on the list

[@sagethegenshinaddict]

2020 FOR ME BOI

[@JulieLAgresta]

i never get sick of viewing this. 'Do you want the double Hip Replacement or not!?' Love it!

[@leilaa.21]

truly cinematic masterpiece !🎉

[@simonharvey692]

Hearing David Walliams swear is the most surreal experience I’ve ever had.

[@leilaa.21]

forreal!🎉🤷‍♀️

[@kennethdemeester4069]

You want the double hip replacement or no' ?

[@tictac4244]

Kenneth Demeester computer says no

[@rosanneshinkle4133]

Hysterical. Love British humor.

[@leilaa.21]

us brits do it best🙌🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@Anna8262]

I love this show! Carol is my favorite and like a ray of sunshine. 😂

[@stheticmadi9246]

COMPUTER SAYS NO: PT. 2 Mom: I am going to report this guy on the hospital's website. *Types report and tries to send* Reception Lady: *Pops on screen* COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!

[@djwr1975]

Lol i'm dying of laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@_tigerheart_8441]

How did you do computer says no like that? I want to know

[@amazingspiderlad]

Woman: *tries to make a complaint* Computer: nooo

[@sunsetspice4143]

æsthetic mådï lol imagine

[@icreatedanaccountforthis1852]

Mmmmmmmm

[@shockandawesome3368]

Literally any public office in Germany :D

[@meesvanaanhold5074]

Rechner sagt nein.

[@malinwa4ever315]

So true

[@weirdowhisper]

yes but except the receptionists at doctors offices or at the dentist. They're always friendly ^^

[@takeachillpill606]

And Czech Republic 😂

[@Adrian-jm9xx]

😭

[@theyellowlightsaber3193]

Receptionists are often exactly like this, if its not on the computer then forget them doing anything out of thier way to help you cos far as theyre concerned the computer is the excuse for them to do nothing of thier own violition.

[@her.s]

Random person: Please help me my daughter is dying Hospital receptionist:Computer says no

[@harryflashman9495]

Happened for real in Perth Australia recently. Little girl died.

[@her.s]

@@harryflashman9495 did not know that

[@kaceyelizabeth8163]

still iconic 10 years later

[@kayleeplayz1436]

I love David Williams so much he makes me laugh every day😂

[@Sonic1991-z9h]

You should read Ratburger.

[@raerw1240]

When the girl said "nearly six" I laughed so hard 😂😂

[@1ksubswithoutanyvideos800]

who’s here after it was taken down :((

[@michellevanderhart]

Ehmmmm I just found this meme and it’s the best I ever saw

[@HughsBabe]

It hasn’t been taken down I watch it on Netflix

[@user-pf5xq3lq8i]

@@HughsBabe It's banned on UK tv and youtube. Cancel culture cancelled it. The actors spend their days apologizing so they won't be banned from twitter or lose their privileges.

[@comanchio1976]

@goo gle 😴

[@leilaa.21]

unfortunately 😢😅

[@ashhislazy6265]

"Where do you live" "With Mommy and Daddy" "Ughhh..." That's so me xD

[@libordostal886]

FACTS! :D

[@maooui]

Me: Can I get rid of my depression *Computer says no* Me: am I smart? *Computer says no* Then what am I? *Computer says ugly*

[@campingmovies5020]

Dad: turn off the computer already Me: *computer says no~*

[@MarjjorieDawes]

I love the upbeat music they play before the sketches. The delibrate contrast to the reality.

[@meg6484]

i wanna go on more then one site but computer says no

[@rowan2053]

lmao

[@lively9267]

Flameride plays lmao

[@jenna-roblox8217]

LOL

[@thesecretlifeofblue1622]

When you forget the computer password: “computer says no.”

[@blackcorp0001]

Gold 😂

[@uhh9030]

*"Computer Says No~"* XD This Is Very Funny!

[@abigailpierotti]

Teacher:could you do this homework? Me:I could but *shrugs*

[@itsyogurl603]

I was trying to go on my iPad but computer said no

[@lxzy__kokocandy6223]

choco animation wha-

[@_Souls0]

This is the most funnest thing I have ever heard or seen

[@rncmv]

then you have not seen or heard much

[@NinjaVestos]

rishi sunak when looking at the computer in the treasury

[@cautiousoptimist1926]

I was reminded of this sketch today. I lost my phone and went to AT&T to buy a replacement, they are my service provider, and was told that they couldn't sell me a phone because, "computer says no". The specifics are a little more complicated but that was the gist of it.

[@H3110-s4z]

I am trying to watch this.. but *_CoMpUtEr SaYs NoOo!_*

[@AmandaxLy]

This is an EXACT, non exaggerated representation of customer service in Germany everywhere!!

[@rose-ry5mj]

I've been trying to watch this for years, but since my *computer says no* , I'll watch this without telling it.

[@mamakimusic]

Just visited a dermatologist today with my 86 years old father and thought with the medical assistant at the reception to find myself in a comedy show with Carol Beer. I just waited that he would say "computer says no" and cough into my face. Best of when he yelled in a very irritated tone at my 86 years old father in the waiting room infront of all people why he visits the doctor when he was already in the hospital and what he wants to achieve from it. Now I am watching Carol Beer again. 😂

[@allthetea2562]

My favourite was part was when "she" " said computer says no" 😏😏😏

[@acecherub]

My teacher says 'Computer says nooo.' when her computer lags in class, we have an unspoken bond because I always say 'Danielle...Danielle Lloyd.' and we just keep on reciting this video until the headmistress comes in and yells at her for using inappropriate language.

[@blackcorp0001]

😂😅😊

[@YetAnotherPianoWhore]

I went to the States once and nearly missed the last train, but I got it because the worried station attendant did everything short of jumping onto the track to delay it. A week later, back home, I was running for the last one to Shoeburyness, and the jolly station attendant looked up and laughed saying, Looks like you're not going to make it,eh?. And I had to get a taxi. The fact that we pride ourselves on our total lack of customer service is something other nations will never understand.

[@erikbrinkman]

I see a pattern here

[@Ikykleeknow00]

When you get this in your recommended 12 years later: 👁👄👁❔

[@lowflyingpigeons2170]

This is every Canadian clinic and hospital.

[@DOTCoolestreviews]

Her shrugging is hilarious

[@geanna-io]

You were FUC*ING helpfull!! You made my day UWU

[@D.Antony]

One of the funniest TV shows ever!

[@DANGERMAN-cl4lx]

Tom Baker is the best incarnation from Doctor Who. His narration in this show is brilliant.

[@Twitchtv5]

!SUBATHON DAG 152 | !Nominering | !geekd !mp !info !bil !Getfitfood www.twitch.tv/mathiashjortgg

[@soundseeker63]

Anyone in the UK unfortunate enough to have to deal with HMRC over the phone will have dealt with a "Carol". In fact I wouldn't be surprised if she is their main customer service standards officer! She's certainly rude, unhelpful and incompetent enough.

[@preparetoholdyourcolour7080]

Same with the people at the council

[@colonelsanders4483]

Cant belive its mean taken of netflix and iplayer

[@archiesutherland6127]

Yeh, this makes less ppl support BLM movement. Stupid bbc

[@Reverie67486]

Carol: Would you say I’ve been A) Very Helpful B) Extremely Helpful Or C) F***ing Helpful Girl: *Insert Surprised Pikachu Face here*

[@egilsandnes9637]

*Fucking

[@Greenpoloboy3]

As a Brit, I love that American's love thus show too 😊

[@bentullett6068]

July 2024 Microsoft outage. Computer says no.

[@tombombadil4908]

IF I was the child, now.... I would be screaming "Type my Dad's name!" DOH! haha!😅😉

[@tombombadil4908]

Oh and "C$@#!", if It was now, as a man... LOL.

[@itzrobogaming5625]

Imagine getting this recommanded 12 years later

[@mariaalfaro5870]

I just quit my accountant, because her assistants were like that!!! Just enjoyed and laughed remembering their mediocrity with this sketch

[@DrNothing23]

LOVE this sketch series with Carol and not seen this one before. THANKS!! :)

[@zuchuforlife6182]

Who is watching this in 2020 🤪💆🏿‍♂️👉🏼😂🤔🤭🤗

[@fronkieee3228]

I was 5 when this was uploaded. Wow

[@turner9155]

First meme I ever watched

[@LaMilice.]

A double hip replacement xD

[@Benratbag1997]

1:24 Computer Says No! 😂😂

[@gunlegend850]

My sis: Can I borrow ur charger?! Me:Computer says no~ My sis: uhhhhhh?!!!! Argggg My mom: wake up u gotta go to school Me (half asleep): Computer says no~ My dad: Do math on ur computer now! Me: Computer says no~😆

[@yermaww]

me

[@winterberry3190]

I was remembered of this today, while I was on the phone, and I could not stop laughing.

[@Brooska]

Surprisingly good quality for a 13 yr old KZbin video.

[@mintybear6003]

Woman: Could you speak to a doctor? Carol: I could but... Meanwhile me Teacher: Did you do your homework? Me: I could’ve done it but... 😅😂

[@NinaK]

Texte complet en Français : Traduction correcte!!! Little Britain "Computer say's no" "Mon Pc dit que non" A° (La mère) : Bonjour,voici ma fille elle est grande,courageuse et va avoir une opération aujourd'hui B° (la réceptionniste) : Nom? A° Dis ton nom à la gentille dame C° ( Danièle : la petite fille) : Danièle B° : Danièle quoi? C° : Danièle Lloyd B° : Age? C° : Bientôt 6 B° : T'en as 5 C° : On dis 5 alors! -Adresse ? ..... -Ou vivez vous? C° : Avec Maman et Papa B° : haaaannn :( A° : 1772 Lincoln Road B° : On y est A° : Danièle est ici pour se faire retirer les amygdales B° : Je l'ai pour un double remplacement de la hanche A° : Ohhhh non il doit il y avoir erreur... B° : Mon pc dit que non A° : il doit il y avoir une autre Danièle Lloyd B° : Mon Pc dit que nooooon -Y a seulement une Danièle Lloyd dans le système,. Voulez vous un remplacement ou pas? A° : Non voyons! Il est clair qu'elle n'a pas besoin de ça!! B° : Ohhhh elle est capable de lire l'avenir? A° : Ecoutez,nous avons rencontré le Docteur Phillips la semaine passée et il lui a donné Rdv aujourd'hui pour une ablation des amygdales! B° : Ben le pc dit que non! A° : pourriez vous en parler à quelqu'un B° : Je pourrais mais ( haussement d'épaules ) A° : Bien merci beaucoup,..................... B° : Auriez vous un petit moment pour le questionnaire de service? A -Vous ais-je~~~~> a) bien aidée ? b) Vraiment très bien aidée ? c) Putain trop bien aidée ?

[@antonius9]

So, this is where the famous "Computer says no, comes" from. David Walliams is very funny.

[@MUHAMMADKHAN-hf3tg]

Hehe, this is such a classic, lol I love this show 💕💖💗💓

[@daniblack5317]

I'm a receptionist and this is accurate

[@f3mcellectual]

Rishi Sunak to the entirety of the UK: Computer says no!

[@ss-tr1ey]

“Computer says nooo~”

[@MikeOsmena]

Haha when I heard that part of computer says no comedy 😂🤣💻

[@Caesar_Online]

That sentence aged too well

[@Crystal-HR]

Carol never fails at cracking me up with her rudeness :)

[@3d6aa]

are you alive

[@gulalabejar2148]

I am watching this in 2019

[@josealanis6518]

Gulala Bejar samee

[@xxalexisxxxxalexisxx9887]

Sameeeeee

[@bellasanimalworld5892]

SAME!!!!!

[@JaneDoe-em7zi]

"Compuher says nawo-o."😂😂😂

[@siblej1]

Interesting fact. The actress playing the mother, is John Cusack’s sister.

[@markhorney7625]

I have met a few people like this at like 3 different hospitals I've been to. At one, there was a woman who dressed and looked exactly like this actor as she brought my details up she was having issues with the network and I just couldn't resist saying "computer says nooo?".....she enough gave me a funny look 🤣🤣🤣

[@Finneas675]

This was “almost 12 years ago “ and I love it

[@yetanotheronyoutube]

So, it was eleven years ago? 😁

[@Unknown-sz9dr]

@@yetanotheronyoutube well say 11 then?

[@jucktok]

Lol

[@jucktok]

13

[@angelcraft9628]

I was almost 2 when they made this

[@StarsTwer]

Anybody watching this in 2019? 😊😂

[@lllll909]

I watched it this year 2020

[@orionstar6747]

@@lllll909 lol

[@yetanotheronyoutube]

2020 😂

[@tristynhess482]

"Would u say Im A. Very helpful B. Extremely helpful or C. Fucking helpful?" Me: and I oop-😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@EeveeFromAlmia]

Somehow the only redeemable thing from little Britain has been ‘computer says no’ and I’m so thankful it’s that

[@videoswithdavidisha7428]

Computer says no 2 Male: wanna go out wit me c; Man\Woman - types in- Man\woman computer says no c:

[@thecuatons]

xD

[@jessie246]

Eva Productions XDDDDDD

[@jiminwantssuagkookies7247]

Videos With Davidisha me xD

[@slightlybluish285]

Videos With Davidisha HAHAH GODDIE

[@meganplaysxox7760]

xXMia123 MSPXx L

[@zenderman4913]

if she worked in a cinema and I asked for a ticket for transformers she would probably say megatron says no

[@ebonyburwell3712]

Lol

[@PBL187]

Zender Man FACEPALM

[@paulinenadela8113]

#borntobefighterSentMeHere

[@mynameiszara9668]

Same

[@selenayeoman6753]

Me too

[@jesshannigan6506]

And me

[@eviebarnett4891]

And meee

[@avaelizalucas2224]

and me!

[@bradmoyse6162]

I love when the mother cracks up about the double hip replacement.

[@patcvam499]

Computer says no

[@cesardominguez]

- "Ahh-ge?!" for "AGE" Carol's FUNNY accent sounds like a Swedish tryin Australian English!! HAHHAHAHAHA!!

[@TRayTV]

Is that David Walliams? I'm American so all Brits look alike.

[@Princess4fh]

Yes that’s him😂😊

[@chppiimsp6047]

I love the voice of the girl typing the computer xDD

[@GenuineOrthodoxy-k5t]

It’s David Walliams. The voice is clearly male.

[@katrinamoore2934]

British Pharmacist: Computer says no ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Mother: There must be another Danielle Lloyd.

[@moonlight-fc2cc]

Uhhhis this 10 years ?!!?! WOW

[@TaffyPanda]

Does that look like David Walliams to me?

[@diva1507]

yes.

[@vhas2431]

It is him

[@TaffyPanda]

Ik

[@sharnie_5]

Cute Panda it is David Walliams

[@ToutCQJM]

Computer says no