.: - Little Britain - Computer says no - :.

Aww I love this part off Little Britain!
Computer says no...
Was I ...
A. Very Helpfull.
B. Extremly Helpfull..
or
C. Fucking Helpfull

[@solarphina]

It’s been 10 years. How am I just now finding this.

[@droppedmypopsiclestudios9797]

Same here 😂 I've discovered this on gacha life and it's funny

[@derpy7749]

SAME HERE

[@derpy7749]

@@droppedmypopsiclestudios9797 Lmao same

[@arianabailey4116]

Same lol

[@hakkitocandi]

omng ikr

[@GiovanniChristensen]

"I could but...." **shrugs** This is so hilarious because it's true that this happens with receptionists.

[@thedarkgacha4560]

I know right

[@dynamitedinosaur4601]

They just can't be bothered.

[@mylagrace3085]

in my opionon i like it when the lady said "A.Very Helpful....B.Extermely Helpful.....Or C. F**king helpful"

[@raqueldagdag938]

Wat da-

[@gachaangel9633]

*I read this while it was said*

[@kevinkibble8342]

As someone who used to work as an admin in the NHS, I knew quite a few people like this.

[@Henners1991]

Bureaucrats amirite?

[@margaretstutts4362]

OMG it’s awful!! 😂

[@saintessa]

Now I'm guessing "computer says no" is a cop out for being lazy and blaming the computer. Yes I only just got that lol

[@Twitchtv5]

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[@littlerosegaming5498]

“I got her down for a double hip replacement” I’m so proud of my country :’)

[@littlerosegaming5498]

Well, idk but I guess you’ll be seeing you more often, in your subscribers 😁

[@valerieshelbs5893]

Could you say that iv been A: Very helpful B: Extremely helpful or C: fucking helpful lmao cant breathe

[@gibsongirl5182]

C

[@d2trappy503]

Well, computer no c:

[@coal3619]

C

[@cnfuse_emn2412]

She was so fucking helpful

[@_lavendercat_7046]

"Computer says no~"

[@fotini1611]

Carol: Age. Little Girl: Nearly 6. Carol: You're 5? Little girl: Yes Carol: Well say 5 then !

[@EmilyJayne16]

😂😂😂

[@laura-qx6xf]

Nini Gaming shift + enter hunny you should use it sometime

[@xoitsmaria]

+laura xoxo honey* :)

[@User-rh2mw]

You watched the video too!?

[@polybian_bicycle]

Spoiler alert!

[@flores1196]

2009: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2010: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2011: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2012: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2013: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2014: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2015: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2016: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2017: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2018: The Recommendations says.. *"No."* 2019: The Recommendations says.. *"Show time!"*

[@feykind2048]

:3 《 • s a s s y • 》 :3 how long did that take you isnskapma

[@4aminahx]

2020*

[@theonefrancis696]

Recommendation says naaaaw

[@lmartinez9421]

Don't forget 2020 put that on the list

[@sagethegenshinaddict]

2020 FOR ME BOI

[@stephenguppy3466]

This is a quite accurate portrayal of medical receptionists in my experience. They are a breed among themselves and in my opinion should be subjected to the same treatment they dish out to us.

[@Ethericrose]

Oh, yet if we did that they'd scream we were aggressive and volatile and before you know it, we're banned from using the surgery. I've found the best way to deal with them is to speak to them in a victorian school headmistress tone. They seem to be more helpful then.

[@whatsina1]

It is true isn't it....amazingly.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Half Man Half Woman

[@Lawtasaj]

Yes, the nhs receptionists!

[@asdfssdfghgdfy5940]

The receptionist at my smallish towns doctors surgery is a real bitch gives appointments sooner depending on whether she likes you or not lol. I've got epilepsy and had a small partial seizure where I was on the phone to her. Just means I couldn't say anything or understand her for 10-15 seconds. She started abusing and yelling at me lol.

[@poppymiller5053]

😂I was trying to watch this😂 😂but my computer said no😂

[@billykee3276]

Poppy Miller not funny

[@kaelakrossing910]

That's just...not funny :l

[@coconutqueen8013]

You’re not funny haters

[@hidetski]

@@kaelakrossing910 then why she or he have more then 100 like Sorry for my bad english =_=

[@bewiiintroverted8265]

@@kaelakrossing910 That's only your opinion.

[@TheSonic1685]

am I good looking? Computer says noooo!

[@_itsjustjasmine_4731]

Lol

[@user-fh5cr3zw4g]

Rย ย หวัยำไads mj cu RJ

[@chrisko2441]

Mirror says noooo

[@thatsly_jaymer]

oof

[@suminsbesty22]

Rads lmao

[@TicoStudio90]

"l've got her down for a double hip replacement" This is one of the most hilarious sketches ever 😂😂😂😂

[@UncleAL86]

I’m a receptionist…I need to start saying ‘Computer Says No…’😂😂😂

[@francismusic1984]

I want the old comment system back to youtube -computer says no...

[@fxcg]

what was it

[@blackcorp0001]

Gold 😂

[@svmarah]

CAROL: Would you say I've been: A) Very helpful B) Extremely helpful Or C) ****ing helpful? OMG I died xD

[@kaiparker7083]

so true xdd

[@vlogzic8586]

C by a mile LOL

[@mikaelmyers6135]

me 2 lol

[@alxarblx8877]

SimplySamx me two XD

[@andyant6510]

SimplySamx Yiu been F***ing helpful so C.

[@simonharvey692]

Hearing David Walliams swear is the most surreal experience I’ve ever had.

[@leilaa.21]

forreal!🎉🤷‍♀️

[@1ksubswithoutanyvideos800]

who’s here after it was taken down :((

[@michellevanderhart]

Ehmmmm I just found this meme and it’s the best I ever saw

[@5pFreddo]

It hasn’t been taken down I watch it on Netflix

[@user-pf5xq3lq8i]

@@5pFreddo It's banned on UK tv and youtube. Cancel culture cancelled it. The actors spend their days apologizing so they won't be banned from twitter or lose their privileges.

[@comanchio1976]

@goo gle 😴

[@leilaa.21]

unfortunately 😢😅

[@shemerald]

My brother: can I get one of your sodas?? Me: computer says no My sister: can I wear one of your dresses? Me: computer says no My father: do wanna go walking with me???? Me : computer says no My mother: do you wanna go shopping with me??? Me : computer says no My mother: you can pick out something u like... Me: but I say yes....

[@Animator_Star_07]

I love this!😂

[@derpy7749]

Lol

[@gachalily880]

shemerald lol

[@derpy7749]

@crazy kitty id say, NUUUU, I DONT WANNA GET SHOT AT LE SHOOTING RANGE!!!!! REEEEEEEE **NARUTO RUNS AWAY**

[@penelopeeatsyourbrain4510]

Stop giving me ideas on how to prank my family! 😁😎😉

[@shockandawesome3368]

Literally any public office in Germany :D

[@meesvanaanhold5074]

Rechner sagt nein.

[@malinwa4ever315]

So true

[@weirdowhisper]

yes but except the receptionists at doctors offices or at the dentist. They're always friendly ^^

[@takeachillpill606]

And Czech Republic 😂

[@Adrian-jm9xx]

😭

[@ashhislazy6265]

"Where do you live" "With Mommy and Daddy" "Ughhh..." That's so me xD

[@libordostal886]

FACTS! :D

[@her.s]

Random person: Please help me my daughter is dying Hospital receptionist:Computer says no

[@harryflashman9495]

Happened for real in Perth Australia recently. Little girl died.

[@her.s]

@@harryflashman9495 did not know that

[@JulieLAgresta]

i never get sick of viewing this. 'Do you want the double Hip Replacement or not!?' Love it!

[@leilaa.21]

truly cinematic masterpiece !🎉

[@kennethdemeester4069]

You want the double hip replacement or no' ?

[@tictac4244]

Kenneth Demeester computer says no

[@abigailpierotti]

Teacher:could you do this homework? Me:I could but *shrugs*

[@campingmovies5020]

Dad: turn off the computer already Me: *computer says no~*

[@acecherub]

My teacher says 'Computer says nooo.' when her computer lags in class, we have an unspoken bond because I always say 'Danielle...Danielle Lloyd.' and we just keep on reciting this video until the headmistress comes in and yells at her for using inappropriate language.

[@blackcorp0001]

😂😅😊

[@stheticmadi9246]

COMPUTER SAYS NO: PT. 2 Mom: I am going to report this guy on the hospital's website. *Types report and tries to send* Reception Lady: *Pops on screen* COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!

[@djwr1975]

Lol i'm dying of laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@_tigerheart_8441]

How did you do computer says no like that? I want to know

[@amazingspiderlad]

Woman: *tries to make a complaint* Computer: nooo

[@sunsetspice4143]

æsthetic mådï lol imagine

[@icreatedanaccountforthis1852]

Mmmmmmmm

[@raerw1240]

When the girl said "nearly six" I laughed so hard 😂😂

[@rosanneshinkle4133]

Hysterical. Love British humor.

[@leilaa.21]

us brits do it best🙌🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@thesecretlifeofblue1622]

When you forget the computer password: “computer says no.”

[@blackcorp0001]

Gold 😂

[@maooui]

Me: Can I get rid of my depression *Computer says no* Me: am I smart? *Computer says no* Then what am I? *Computer says ugly*

[@theyellowlightsaber3193]

Receptionists are often exactly like this, if its not on the computer then forget them doing anything out of thier way to help you cos far as theyre concerned the computer is the excuse for them to do nothing of thier own violition.

[@user-ys8vb8kt3l]

I am trying to watch this.. but *_CoMpUtEr SaYs NoOo!_*

[@meg6484]

i wanna go on more then one site but computer says no

[@rowan2053]

lmao

[@lively9267]

Flameride plays lmao

[@jenna-roblox8217]

LOL

[@itsyogurl603]

I was trying to go on my iPad but computer said no

[@lxzy__kokocandy6223]

choco animation wha-

[@uhh9030]

*"Computer Says No~"* XD This Is Very Funny!

[@allthetea2562]

My favourite was part was when "she" " said computer says no" 😏😏😏

[@colonelsanders4483]

Cant belive its mean taken of netflix and iplayer

[@archiesutherland6127]

Yeh, this makes less ppl support BLM movement. Stupid bbc

[@Anna8262]

I love this show! Carol is my favorite and like a ray of sunshine. 😂

[@kayleeplayz1436]

I love David Williams so much he makes me laugh every day😂

[@WoodyWoodpecker19843]

You should read Ratburger.

[@AmandaxLy]

This is an EXACT, non exaggerated representation of customer service in Germany everywhere!!

[@gulalabejar2148]

I am watching this in 2019

[@josealanis6518]

Gulala Bejar samee

[@xxalexisxxxxalexisxx9887]

Sameeeeee

[@bellasanimalworld5892]

SAME!!!!!

[@zuchuforlife6182]

Who is watching this in 2020 🤪💆🏿‍♂️👉🏼😂🤔🤭🤗

[@bentullett6068]

July 2024 Microsoft outage. Computer says no.

[@whotheflipism00n]

Age? Nearly six. You're five.

[@soundseeker63]

Anyone in the UK unfortunate enough to have to deal with HMRC over the phone will have dealt with a "Carol". In fact I wouldn't be surprised if she is their main customer service standards officer! She's certainly rude, unhelpful and incompetent enough.

[@preparetoholdyourcolour7080]

Same with the people at the council

[@Ikykleeknow00]

When you get this in your recommended 12 years later: 👁👄👁❔

[@kaceyelizabeth8163]

still iconic 10 years later

[@Futuremusician15]

Her shrugging is hilarious

[@Reverie67486]

Carol: Would you say I’ve been A) Very Helpful B) Extremely Helpful Or C) F***ing Helpful Girl: *Insert Surprised Pikachu Face here*

[@egilsandnes9637]

*Fucking

[@lowflyingpigeons2170]

This is every Canadian clinic and hospital.

[@ewtwetrwerwteet]

I love the upbeat music they play before the sketches. The delibrate contrast to the reality.

[@la7an999]

I'm here because of RPM

[@nomercy8066]

The nerve

[@bodhiwallace3270]

Same

[@polish001airigami5]

same

[@_rhabbani00]

yea

[@christopheroconnor4665]

Swear down on me nans grave

[@JaneDoe-em7zi]

"Compuher says nawo-o."😂😂😂

[@Brooska]

Surprisingly good quality for a 13 yr old KZbin video.

[@cautiousoptimist1926]

I was reminded of this sketch today. I lost my phone and went to AT&T to buy a replacement, they are my service provider, and was told that they couldn't sell me a phone because, "computer says no". The specifics are a little more complicated but that was the gist of it.

[@patcvam499]

Computer says no

[@rose-ry5mj]

I've been trying to watch this for years, but since my *computer says no* , I'll watch this without telling it.

[@StarsTwer]

Anybody watching this in 2019? 😊😂

[@lllll909]

I watched it this year 2020

[@orionstar6747]

@@lllll909 lol

[@yetanotheronyoutube]

2020 😂

[@_Souls0]

This is the most funnest thing I have ever heard or seen

[@rncmv]

then you have not seen or heard much

[@D.Antony]

One of the funniest TV shows ever!

[@YetAnotherPianoWhore]

I went to the States once and nearly missed the last train, but I got it because the worried station attendant did everything short of jumping onto the track to delay it. A week later, back home, I was running for the last one to Shoeburyness, and the jolly station attendant looked up and laughed saying, Looks like you're not going to make it,eh?. And I had to get a taxi. The fact that we pride ourselves on our total lack of customer service is something other nations will never understand.

[@erikbrinkman]

I see a pattern here

[@freddygnz9394]

This guy is making ads revenue 14 years after he uploaded this video. All thanks to Elon.

[@daniblack5317]

I'm a receptionist and this is accurate

[@BuShips]

Believe it or not, Elon Musk sent me here from X.

[@Greenpoloboy3]

As a Brit, I love that American's love thus show too 😊

[@DANGERMAN-cl4lx]

Tom Baker is the best incarnation from Doctor Who. His narration in this show is brilliant.

[@Twitchtv5]

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[@TRayTV]

Is that David Walliams? I'm American so all Brits look alike.

[@Princess4fh]

Yes that’s him😂😊

[@turner9155]

First meme I ever watched

[@amysadler8853]

Age? Nearly 6! Your five... 😂

[@mariaalfaro5870]

I just quit my accountant, because her assistants were like that!!! Just enjoyed and laughed remembering their mediocrity with this sketch

[@krewband4355]

Wait... Is that David? Computer says no~

[@VaggelisR]

Computer says yes! It’s him.

[@siblej1]

Interesting fact. The actress playing the mother, is John Cusack’s sister.

[@LaMilice.]

A double hip replacement xD

[@Crystal-HR]

Carol never fails at cracking me up with her rudeness :)

[@3d6aa]

are you alive

[@KIGONGO23]

Imagine coming here from the direction shared by X CEO Elon Musk 😂😂❤

[@Enchantingkayy]

*Who else came here after watching a version of this on gacha life?*

[@saramiller4203]

Me

[@lucy-xk4lq]

me xd

[@coderedfox5630]

Me!

[@phuthegoletebele7162]

Me

[@NyxNic0le]

Wow you read my mind-

[@ss-tr1ey]

“Computer says nooo~”

[@hxrshy3504]

Address Girl: ... Where do you live Girl: With mommy and daddy uGhHhHhH

[@geanna-io]

You were FUC*ING helpfull!! You made my day UWU

[@videoswithdavidisha7428]

Computer says no 2 Male: wanna go out wit me c; Man\Woman - types in- Man\woman computer says no c:

[@nathalieinaroa7200]

xD

[@jessie246]

Eva Productions XDDDDDD

[@jiminwantssuagkookies7247]

Videos With Davidisha me xD

[@slightlybluish285]

Videos With Davidisha HAHAH GODDIE

[@meganplaysxox7760]

xXMia123 MSPXx L

[@angelcraft9628]

I was almost 2 when they made this

[@antoniusyoutube]

So, this is where the famous "Computer says no, comes" from. David Walliams is very funny.

[@mintybear6003]

Woman: Could you speak to a doctor? Carol: I could but... Meanwhile me Teacher: Did you do your homework? Me: I could’ve done it but... 😅😂

[@HFFMermaid]

David walliams!?!?

[@CallumMoorhouse1]

Yourrrrr right!!!

[@charlotte-7700]

YESSS IT'S OUR LOVELY DAVID PUPPY WALLIAMS 😍❤️😂

[@chppiimsp6047]

I love the voice of the girl typing the computer xDD

[@VaggelisR]

It’s David Walliams. The voice is clearly male.

[@economicsworld4362]

Elon musk is the person who bought twitter and renamed X.

[@NinjaVestos]

rishi sunak when looking at the computer in the treasury

[@Benratbag1997]

1:24 Computer Says No! 😂😂

[@TheViggy50]

Elon says hi

[@Vunderbread]

if someone were to digitally remove the laughtrack from this, and reupload it, the world would become a better place.

[@nameless_void5917]

"Ah could but..." **Shrugs**

[@itz_queenmoon8851]

That's totally me "computer says no"

[@papermoon5517]

And then this suddenly came back to life 😂

[@gustavoadriannina145]

Thanks Elon for bringing me here 😂

[@lionbaby5393]

This was made exactly a month and twenty days before I was born 😂😝🤪😅🤣

[@NinaK]

Texte complet en Français : Traduction correcte!!! Little Britain "Computer say's no" "Mon Pc dit que non" A° (La mère) : Bonjour,voici ma fille elle est grande,courageuse et va avoir une opération aujourd'hui B° (la réceptionniste) : Nom? A° Dis ton nom à la gentille dame C° ( Danièle : la petite fille) : Danièle B° : Danièle quoi? C° : Danièle Lloyd B° : Age? C° : Bientôt 6 B° : T'en as 5 C° : On dis 5 alors! -Adresse ? ..... -Ou vivez vous? C° : Avec Maman et Papa B° : haaaannn :( A° : 1772 Lincoln Road B° : On y est A° : Danièle est ici pour se faire retirer les amygdales B° : Je l'ai pour un double remplacement de la hanche A° : Ohhhh non il doit il y avoir erreur... B° : Mon pc dit que non A° : il doit il y avoir une autre Danièle Lloyd B° : Mon Pc dit que nooooon -Y a seulement une Danièle Lloyd dans le système,. Voulez vous un remplacement ou pas? A° : Non voyons! Il est clair qu'elle n'a pas besoin de ça!! B° : Ohhhh elle est capable de lire l'avenir? A° : Ecoutez,nous avons rencontré le Docteur Phillips la semaine passée et il lui a donné Rdv aujourd'hui pour une ablation des amygdales! B° : Ben le pc dit que non! A° : pourriez vous en parler à quelqu'un B° : Je pourrais mais ( haussement d'épaules ) A° : Bien merci beaucoup,..................... B° : Auriez vous un petit moment pour le questionnaire de service? A -Vous ais-je~~~~> a) bien aidée ? b) Vraiment très bien aidée ? c) Putain trop bien aidée ?

[@jjm6133]

Double hip replacement LOL

[@manishpathak2075]

Who is hear after Elon Musk tweet 😂

[@f3mcellectual]

Rishi Sunak to the entirety of the UK: Computer says no!

[@CharlesEdwardCheese999]

“How old are you?” “Nearly 6” “..you’re 5.” I’m fucking crying.