Little Known Upsides of Immortality

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@StoneOcean24 Ай бұрын

That’s the best part of immortality, you can master every skill because you have all the time on your hands.

@PeterDanielBerg Ай бұрын

but will you have the motivation? there's always tomorrow

@God-ch8lq Ай бұрын

@@PeterDanielBergeventuslly you will do it, even if it would take you a million years

@viljamtheninja Ай бұрын

@@PeterDanielBerg Just wait until you master the art of not procrastinating.

@Tee11one Ай бұрын

@@viljamtheninja...and what if i procrastinate on learning to not procrastinate...?

@theneoreformationist Ай бұрын

No, your brain would still degenerate.

@fgvcosmic6752 Ай бұрын

Issues with these upsides: -Eventually your enemies will no longer exist, which is arguably the same. -nope, this ones pretty good. You have time for everything. -While true, that wont restore old memories. You still wont find that phone. -Immortality doesnt fix social anxiety - you will absolutely miss important things because some things require the right place and right time. Instead, you have infinite time to regret that. -language will evolve - over time, the languages you know will become obsolete. -Infinite time isnt infinite battery life. Eventually devices will break and nobody alive will remember how to fix them

@Preston241 Ай бұрын

Yeah… this list was pretty busted. I’m wondering if by “immortal” maybe they ment “time-traveller?”

@paulamarina04 Ай бұрын

two counterpoints: -infinite time doesnt fix social anxiety, but it does give you a ton of time to work on it -language evolution is a slow, and crucially, a very gradual process. it is not hard to keep up with all the changes as theyre happening (in fact, thats what us mortals already do within our lifetimes, especially with coloquial speech). and if you do lose contact with a language for long enought that it becomes significantly different, it wont actually be very hard to pick up. turns out its very easy to learn new languages that descend from one you already know

@Blackhole_T618 Ай бұрын

Third counterpoint: - you have all the time to learn, repair and create your own technology. Eventually you’ll become the best engineer in the galaxy

@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 Ай бұрын

Imagine some imortal going "Greece? Oh yeah, I still remember my PIE." Then you show up and half the continent is talking some weird new "latin" language.

@HeraldOfOpera Ай бұрын

Being able to wait for your enemies to die isn't even a "little known" upside of immortality. Mammoth Mogul from Archie Sonic infamously retired from villainy after his initial showing; his only realistic means of defeating Sonic was old age, and he was completely fine with that.

@Lvl31Gardevoir Ай бұрын

"We have discovered ancient texts, but even our best cant seem to decipher its meaning!" "Uh, yeah, who knows?" _He's lying and it actually says 'penis' during his 'Make up a new language' phase_

@chrisoneill3999 Ай бұрын

A genie appears to Vanegood: 'Sorry, there has been a run on stuff lately. You get only one wish. Better make it a good one.' Vanegood: 'OK, I don't want to die a virgin.' * _POOF_ * Vanegood: 'Hey, what happened?' Genie: 'You are now immortal.'

@kitsune_gt Ай бұрын

Finally none of this "implications" crap

@CyanRooper Ай бұрын

Vegeta: Gohan, I made myself immortal. Gohan: Did you consider the implications? Vegeta: What implications?

@NetzachEnjoyer Ай бұрын

Oh, they're still there, but there ARE upsides.

@shapular Ай бұрын

But what if you were just a head?

@kitsune_gt Ай бұрын

@@NetzachEnjoyer yes, im tired of people pretending like being immortal is entirely garbage

@kitsune_gt Ай бұрын

@@shapular what 😭

@alicepbg2042 Ай бұрын

I'm immortal, not a timelord. Learning a new language takes the same amount of time. edit: the obnoxius feeling when people think they are being clever when they say some variance of "time is relative" instead of just moving on... and no, if you are annoyed of taking a year to learn a thing, you will still get annoyed the same if you are immortal. specially when you need to do it again since your memory isn't infinite.

@louis-charlesgodin5010 Ай бұрын

In eternity, learning a new language is nothing but a speck in time

@titaniumstar1772 Ай бұрын

immortality means that you WILL see the heat death of the universe in a couple trillion years Whats a few weeks to a that?

@cabbage2329 Ай бұрын

I mean, there's absolutely zero pressure 'cause you've quite literally got all the time in the world, right?

@christianslaughter8724 Ай бұрын

When you're immortal, a year to learn a language *is* no time

@bigsad6797 Ай бұрын

@titaniumstar1772 it's a lot more than a couple trillion actually which makes your point even stronger

@fake_heaven Ай бұрын

You can bicker with other immortals until the heat-death of the universe.

@JasonAizatoZemeckis Ай бұрын

The most human thing ever

@Mr2010forgeben Ай бұрын

I always wanted immortality combined with going back to the beginning of time. I'd love to watch the Genesis of the human race and follow along with it throughout the years

@data3419 Ай бұрын

Like the Emperor from 40k

@phasi2182 Ай бұрын

what an idiotic assumption that time becomes meaningless if you have infinite time is not a currency. you cannot horde it or save it for later. you can not cash in a bunch at once. time goes at the same pace as it always does, stopping or slowing for no one so you have more years to live than you can count, what difference does it make if you still can't find happiness

@TheFishE77Official Ай бұрын

If you have all the time in the world and you still can't figure out how to be happy, sounds like a you problem. Maybe stop being a loser in the limited time you _actually_ have and you'll realize how idiotic _your_ assumptions are too.

@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708 Ай бұрын

I thought the title said immorality at first

@yuriatsugi3696 Ай бұрын

Omg i thought i was the only one, haha😂😂

@xxGreenRoblox Ай бұрын

oh my god i did too

@JKBDTS Ай бұрын

Same!

@timetraveler7 Ай бұрын

Upsides of immorality include: Being able to do what you want without any moral inhibitions

@BraydenBunch58 Ай бұрын

We all wished we could be immortal at some point in out lives

@mechadeka Ай бұрын

Absolutely not. It's a terrifying prospect.

@eglol Ай бұрын

And for immortals, they've all wished they could be mortal sometime in their lives.

@Hircode-g1r Ай бұрын

@@mechadekaImmortality Isn't a curse but a responsibility and some people can't handle responsibility. Edit: It's a curse if your will isn't strong enough.

@xxGreenRoblox Ай бұрын

@@Hircode-g1r WOULD YOU IN FACT ENJOY BEING IN SPACE POTENTIONALLY FEELING THE PAIN FROM SUFFOCATING CONSTANTLY DEPENDING ON IF YOUR IMMORTALITY COVERS PAIN FOR ALL ETERNITY

@Grayson-tk5hn Ай бұрын

i have then i realized it would be terrible

@mcrain1283 Ай бұрын

let's be real people who say immortality is bad are just coping because we can't make ourselves immortal yet

@werdna1969 Ай бұрын

Don't forget pensions and senior discounts!

@tjpprojects7192 Ай бұрын

In a couple hundred or thousand years, humans invent immortality and join you for eternity.

@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 Ай бұрын

If immortality/longer life could be bred, you could also do it the hard way. Even watered-down longer lifespans are a win. Make children, then eugenically breed more children between them. Depending on your view on incest, you can do it easy. Even just breeding cousin to cousin or you with four/five degrees of distance, you can already do a lot of eugenics.

@tjpprojects7192 Ай бұрын

@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 Eugenics is worthless in the face of genetic engineering and digitial ascension. Breeding immortality might take millions of years, as the longer it takes humans to live, the slower it is to increase their lifespan. The ONLY thing Eugenics might help with, is in isolating specific genes in the short term that are associate with aging. Other than that, it's beat by literally all other forms of life extension.

@WelcomeToDERPLAND Ай бұрын

I feel like this upsides arent really upsides to immortality- like I'm pretty sure learning a language is still just as hard as its always been, even if you are immortal.

@masongrainger2271 Ай бұрын

Yeah but you have to live thru the sun going supernova and experience the intense heat then intense cold until you are caught up in some exo planet's gravity if you're lucky, but it's probably just a gas giant with frozen mercury rain that stings you until the universe undergoes heat death.

@Diaphat Ай бұрын

Yet you still can't beat the second stage of Battletoads for the NES.

@CrustyFox87 Ай бұрын

In an ORIGINAL STORY I’m writing with MY OWN CHARACTERS, Immortal Spirits are from another dimension separate from Earth, and a few important characters are Immortals. These points in the video apply very well to them, especially the relationship one :)

@Zedryx69 Ай бұрын

Heat Death of the Universe? who cares lmfao I get to watch a black dwarf undergo cold fusion

@trajectoryunown Ай бұрын

I missed the "t" the first time I saw this in my feed. That's a _very_ important letter.

@죽은_시민의_사회 Ай бұрын

Thought it said Upsides of Immorality at first

@JKBDTS Ай бұрын

Same

@pueraeternus. Ай бұрын

Stirner would have liked that.

@nxcnibiru Ай бұрын

You can literally just walk anywhere and live there at any point because if you can't die that means you can live with no food, water or sleep, and it's not like you're gonna lose a lot of time on a teeny tiny France to Taiwan walk

@StoneBox_761a Ай бұрын

You also don't have to eat, sleep, or even breathe!

@pueraeternus. Ай бұрын

Wrong, I can't beat that one boss because they decided to make the game online-only in a server that will shutdown in a short amount of time compared to my endless lifespan. (Skill issue)