Little Sad Teddy Stories (Bob's Burgers)

[@michaelgraham9774]

I can appreciate how despite having been dealt a pretty crappy hand of cards in life, Teddy is still a great person.

[@Navak3]

Everyone needs to be more like Teddy in this regard.

[@hydraman246]

Except his temper, he can be kinda scary

[@hydraman246]

I still love em

[@waterlemon9838]

He's the chillest

[@LunalovaniaGaming]

@@hydraman246 I love the episode where he tells Bob that Tina is becoming a woman and Bob calls him a pervert and teddy loses it. BOB: Teddy it doesn't say she's becoming a woman! Teddy: well no you gotta read into it bob. Bob: Pervert. Teddy: I WANNA PAY MY BILL! I WANNA PAY MY BILL! P-P-PERVERT?! Bob: it's written on the bill! Lmao 🤣🤣 I noticed it wasn't on here so here it is. I paraphrased lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3qnd4mvoM9kpLs

[@Sweet_Dee]

"don't feed a guy a sponge bobby" will never get old

[@roserobson6707]

AH, NO! My pee penny!

[@leoncorbett4553]

Don’t feed a guy a squid wardy

[@DbBujo]

the smile bob has showing teddy the sponge is diabolical

[@BigLargeBuddy]

I'm getting a tattoo of a sponge with a bite taken out of it

[@Sweet_Dee]

@@BigLargeBuddy hahaha that's amazing! You are an icon

[@procrastinator547]

The “Iiiiiiiii wish my radio worked” kills me every time I love it

[@dutchess5753]

Me tooooo! 😅😅😅😅

[@lou-cidmire3065]

I sing this to myself constantly, despite having several functioning radios.

[@SBLTLBTCourage20042]

My dad's radio in his truck stopped working awhile ago, so I felt that.

[@afgpielover]

The bicycle story was so sad. He goes "sometimes I pretend thst I have 3 kids and trip over the bikes and say aarrgghh those kids" mans just wants a family 💔

[@bleepbloop3264]

he’d be such a good dad too, louise literally made beetles crawl on his face and he just took it😂

[@artmoryoo]

teddy is a refreshing take on the "loser guy" trope. it's obvious he's inspired by characters like bill dauterive but despite his sad stories and being divorced, teddy seems like a great guy. he never gives me the creeps and seems to be doing great and has a positive outlook on life. and i know he's fictional, but i kinda wish he gets proper therapy so he can be fully happy and that the show continues to bring back kathleen and have him be like an adoptive uncle to the belchers. teddy rant over, i love this man so much

[@jordanloux3883]

It's implied in Uncle Teddy that he does see a therapist on a regular basis. So that's good. Really he needs more outlets aside from hanging out at the restaurant. A social larger social group would do him some good.

[@artmoryoo]

@@jordanloux3883 its also implies in Teddy's first appearance when Bob is stuck in the wall :) !

[@Azulakayes]

Bob's burgers is a great show, it has so much positivity. Even Jimmy Pesto and Hugo have redeeming qualities. Teddy is a big teddy bear. He is so sweet.

[@Azulakayes]

@@jordanloux3883 When Bob and Teddy were delivering the giant head, it turned out that Teddy has so many friends and people who like him. He is intense but still very sweet and has no malice in his heart.

[@artmoryoo]

@@Azulakayes hugo is hilarious but i wish he was nicer to ron ;w;; and i hope they bring jimmy pesto back, even if he gets a new VA

[@SHYKOOPA]

"I got 42 maybes Bob!! Who can plan for that??" I love how characters on the show can sound outlandish and reasonable at the same time haha

[@xWesternAcid]

I love how Teddy simultaneously loves Bob AND wants to steal his wife 😂

[@hydraman246]

And sometimes steal him 😅

[@austinmccormick8952]

I think he should get with her sister

[@eaglevision993]

He is Bill Dauterive in a way.

[@karliierose3412]

I love the fact, that he started out as a customer and just shoved himself in as family xD

[@danlc95]

While under the influence of cannabis, I had a theory that Teddy was the protector of all the adults, and Zeke was for the kids.

[@BobKuchiKopi]

That is actually adorable!

[@shanejay9539]

Co dependant guy and through the work clothes and "grizzly" appearance he's a father figure he's not a protector that's borderline personality disorder

[@willpina]

I always thought that Zeke was the child version of Teddy before his dreams were crushed by life

[@Rebecca-bk9bd]

@@shanejay9539 oh piss off -someone with bpd

[@MondeSerenaWilliams]

​@@willpina don't say it like that!

[@johngobble]

*I like to play with a yo-yo so something comes back to me*

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Probably top five most depressing Teddy story, right there.

[@tonyal8839]

i’m legit just tearing up at that part. i feel like i missed this episode cause i don’t remember it 😭

[@BobKuchiKopi]

@@tonyal8839 It's season three, episode 13 - "My Fuzzy Valentine". It's during Linda's "speed dating" game.

[@deadpoolguy283]

Teddy used to be so handsome and confident. That damn shark ruined his life!

[@ironmaster6496]

Technically the who controlled it,, not like teddy knew about it XD

[@squawkietalkie56]

plus denise.

[@Azulakayes]

That damn shark!

[@ash_j_williams]

@@Azulakayes ITS EVIL! AND NOW IM FAT!

[@Shy-xm4kn]

Teddy is that sweet bigger man that makes you feel comfortable and also wanna wing man for him cause even if he’s weird he would be an amazingly supportive loving partner. His character is a testament to society’s shallow side. A great man, below average looks, who remains positive to all those around him even if people don’t recognize or celebrate him being himself.

[@loganicfilms1388]

That, that ending was so depressing. I legit feel sad after that.

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Oh nooooo! I've got another vid coming soon, that hopefully won't be quite so depressing. :)

[@EboDylan]

You gotta love Teddy he's such a friendly guy. I wish I had someone like him as a best friend ❤️

[@BobKuchiKopi]

You're not going to find someone more loyal or enthusiastic, that's for sure!

[@SPRINKES88]

He’s my favorite character to be honest other than Linda

[@tarag7292]

Teddy is a little obsessive and clingy. I don't think I'd want a friend like him because of those things.

[@timhick6]

He is true blue

[@tatehildyard5332]

I think it might be undiagnosed anxiety issues. In addition to this, he ends up feeling overwhelmed by the simplest of tasks if even a little bit of pressure is put on him and it ends with him feeling like garbage afterwards.

[@thornmallow1]

"I thought I hit a rainbow." Best line in the whole show!

[@austinmccormick8952]

It was terrifying

[@patrickn8355]

"I like to play with a yoyo, so something comes back to me" 💔😭 teddy

[@jaydenpaulus4423]

I love all the cuts to Linda, barfing or crying. Like she's reacting to Teddy's stories.

[@crypticghost21]

Teddy's life sounds so sad, and yet he's one of the best characters on the show 👏👏👏

[@jhonnyrts3332]

Yes is a great character

[@JintyGreen]

Teddy is a great character. You laugh and feel bad for him at the same time.

[@lavalampluva55401]

"I've got 42 maybes Bob! Who can plan for that??" Awww.....I'd go to a Teddy party!

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Right? Even if there's a risk of sitting on a guinea pig while wearing a sumo wrestler costume....

[@Laserbeak316]

I’m with Teddy, who can plan with that many people saying they’ll maybe come? Make up your frikkin’ mind people!

[@mr_podge]

1:41 "Arrgh! The kids left their bikes here again!" I love the way he says that, and even lifts up his arms in pretend anger. I just imagine when no-one is around he does role play like in the last clip in his own house XD Also that tripping over bikes can't be helping his badly sliced toenails...

[@Bravo2uniform]

I call chatting with random people "Teddy Talks" (as opposed to TED Talks). Amazing all the interesting people you can meet being like Teddy.

[@thehufflepuffhermione]

Teddy is the second coming of Bill Dauterive. The irony is Jim Dauterive worked on both this show and King of the Hill.

[@danlc95]

Bill was my favorite!

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

He is

[@jkrfan7]

Teddy deserves to be a dad

[@lavalampluva55401]

He'd be tripping over bikes all the time.

[@hellnah9830]

Teddy will always be my favorite character. I love how positive he always is. And the fact he'll do anything to help Bob, Linda, and the kids says a lot about him as a person

[@jaygooese4242]

Me too

[@Artist_Unbound]

5:15 "Good to be young" "I'm 49" "Oh my God, I have to start working out."😅

[@tinybubs6145]

why is the only Teddy compilation I can find on KZbin is just Sad things.... I mean it kinda fits that it is the only one I have found so that makes it even more sad BUT TEDDY DESERVES A "best of" compilation or "teddy being bob's best friend for 13 seasons and one movie long" I've seen multiple side character compilations but almost zero of the best non-belcher main character

[@SpookyFraiser]

The lil smile from Bob after he reveals the sponge to teddy is so evil yet so joyous. Like almost Clockwork Orange of him

[@coolizh01]

It’s Teddys world. We just exist in it.

[@commonwriternext]

Teddy better have a happy ending when Bob's Burgers ends one day

[@masteryoda394]

I hope not 😂😂😂

[@paconelious]

*shakes broken stove* "THE POWER OF CHIRST COMPELLS YOU!"

[@SakuraCrusader]

It Was The Frier He Was Shaking

[@colleenkyle7741]

"I like playing with a yo-yo, so something comes back to me" Nooo Teddy lmao

[@matthewhutchinson9353]

“Your work makes me sad” - Chandler Bing

[@vegavisions97]

9:47 it’s a little concerning how so little people are talking about… this

[@seanduffy1420]

The editing on this was great throughout and that ending was just 👌chef’s kiss

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Thank you! I was really happy with how the ending turned out. :)

[@mcbaby]

That ending though, top notch stuff.

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Thank you! I was really happy with how it turned out.

[@squamish4life]

What episode is that one at the end again wanna watch it again.

[@BobKuchiKopi]

@@squamish4life It's from season 10, episode 17. "Just the Trip"

[@squamish4life]

@@BobKuchiKopi thanks 🙏

[@sailorsadiie]

I actually get panic sweats too and they do stink 😭😭

[@BobKuchiKopi]

I'm sorry that happens to you! That's gotta suck. 🙁

[@TheBjjninja]

It is just a defense mechanism to get the bear or other predator to release their prey. Kind of like an octopus' ink spray.

[@carachapel]

10/10 would seriously date Teddy. He seems like a basically good person who'd be an upbeat and capable partner; at the very least, he would do wonders with all those annoying home upkeep jobs I don't know how to do, like putting sealant on the roof dormer leak, fixing a door that isn't hanging straight, etc. etc. etc.

[@Apollo-hi1jj]

Idk... he went to a lesbian bar 💀

[@braxeld4551]

So basically because he is capable of doing things you don’t want to do. Ok 😒

[@carachapel]

@@braxeld4551 I bet I can do a lot of things he wouldn't want to do, too. Dating/marriage is a partnership and ideally, everybody brings something valuable to the table.

[@boogaloobender3462]

​@@Apollo-hi1jjthere's nothing wrong with that lol

[@gigitheskeleton6202]

"My dad toilet trained me. It was the worst seven years of my life, seven to fourteen."

[@truthhurts3524]

Teddy with the kids bikes in his garage and him singing about wishing his truck had a radio are my favorite Teddy bits.

[@dylansickinger545]

How could this not include my favorite line from the whole show!? “It’s gotta mean something. Like the time I dreamt about a dolphin and I woke up and my bed was on fire.”

[@ShakeItLittleTina]

Wow, I’ve never seen a Bob’s Burgers compilation on youtube. Let alone one that’s this fantastic! Great job, I’ll subscribe right away

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Thanks!

[@kell6078]

That slow fade to the final shot of the Shinning was no less than genius, kudos

[@drewjay8940]

The episode about his hoarding problem is genuinely such an emotional one 😭

[@hellofrominside8524]

Ya know what, Teddy would be a good catch for the right person.

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

He’s like a much more confident happy Bill Dautrieve

[@MrMichealHouse]

08:33 Teddy's talking shit about tanis666's editing, this was a well made compilation.

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Touché! :D (And thank you!)

[@skullrose8985]

You can't help but love Teddy. Teddy is a dying breed😪😪..He always puts a smile on my face. Thanks for sharing Teddy's story. We should all try looking on the bright side of life,even when it's a bit on the dull side.. Have a blessed day and take care,xx

[@marleecorrell1486]

7:42 - 7:46 Dark Crystal fandom, Teddy’s one of us!

[@melissaleoncreolenola]

Teddy is to Bob's Burgers what Bill is to King of The Hill... poor guys

[@Tw1zzl3rs]

"Beautiful blonde cousin issues" 😂 I love Teddy and I love this super cut, especially the Linda barf-gag take-aways 😂

[@Btester2]

Teddy is hilarious! He is a character draped in sorrows but always see the joy in life.

[@shawnasmith6607]

"IIIIIIIIII.....wish my radio worked" 😂🤣 i freaking love Teddy

[@PrincessMillyRockz18]

3:23 too funny 😂

[@LegacyEmma]

Gretchen deserves her own video

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Great idea! I'll have to add her to the growing list of new BB vids I'm working on! Thanks!! :)

[@SHOGUNS85]

Teddy needs his own spin-off show! He's hilarious!

[@jodicelymartinez2594]

With like the adventures he goes on as a handyman. They did a few of his odd jobs but a spin off would be great!!

[@austinmccormick8952]

I like the idea but I'm not sure it would work. It might be too much Teddy

[@brooklynpalmer3969]

Teddy is my comfort character

[@ianfinrir8724]

"No, it's the shark's fault. It's evil and now I'm fat." Whatever helps you sleep at night, Teddy.

[@fawkewe]

I like how Teddy cares about the Burger of the day. Bobs his friend, and his restaurant is his favourite Burger joint so its understandable its one of the few (only) guaranteed points of Joy in his day

[@cynthiatravers8757]

This last one always makes me a little sad: watching Teddy slowly go insane the way Jack Nicholson did in The Shining. I know arthritis hurts and all but I really don't want to lose my mind before I die, that would be terrible.

[@beltionbambie1239]

Wow this is actually well edited thanks

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Thank you!

[@davidvega462]

“Or anyone. Teddy should be with anyone.” - Bob

[@C1Ansy]

Appreciate your take on Teddys "So..this is the internet"

[@Wildcatevdog]

The little snippets of Linda gagging or throwing up is hilarious and it works so well

[@JainaKeria]

This is perfect. Love the shining ending

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Thank you! I was pretty pleased with how that turned out. :)

[@phantomlordthehiddenbeast9182]

Teddys life is so sad I see him getting to third base with his second cousin as a win

[@Ennaitak]

Hear me out....Teddy and Gayle getting together...at least for an episode.

[@Azulakayes]

No, Teddy deserves a sweet woman not a crazy like Gayle. Gayle is too much.

[@heathergerbyshak4078]

Teddy might actually be able to stand her.

[@jmckdekalb316]

Teddy is a great guy with a sad life.

[@usaskjock]

These are SO much funnier out of context holy shit

[@trumanway3763]

Someone can go "heeeey Bobby" in that voice and I giggle preemptively

[@helenaluisak_]

Imagine if Teddy got a DEAF girlfriend!! Perfect match That would make him happy

[@Adam-ix1gv]

I just realized that i dont really pay much attention to how messed up the things teddy says just laugh usually,poor teddy hes unoticed even by us

[@mathieuleader8601]

Great choice on the reactions in the transitions

[@yermil890]

I wish teddy had at least kids. He'd have sum to look up to and take care of like he does with the kids

[@umbrellacorporation9168]

Bobs family is the closest thing to a circle that Teddy has and they don’t even like him that much

[@marumisu9560]

This made me realize how much I love Teddy Burger.

[@balltongue666]

3:11 That is comedy gold

[@treyknight94]

I read this as it happened lmao

[@Sadin15]

I had forgotten about the rat in a hat

[@merbst]

I love how Teddy has almost as many sad stories as I do!

[@Sawtiisms]

DONT FEED A GUY A SPONGE BOBBY its my favorite line

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Cracks me up EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[@BlueFieldGamer]

10:07 Teddy has always been the caretaker

[@reggyjohnson9083]

1:03 Bob- You Sponge- A gift certificate for Disney land

[@ziggypi4813]

love the end clip too...you've always been the caretaker.....Teddy...Always

[@CalixtoErico]

I’d love to be Teddy’s friend and just let him chill.

[@bobarcher5837]

When Bob is slowly walking away and just says "oof the church thing" is one of my favourite lines from the show

[@dag1984]

9:11 Even I wanna give him free stuff after hearing that church thing.

[@NytoonzTV]

1:06 ok that way he said don't feed a guy a sponge with that effect you made was hilarious

[@Mrproduct0454]

I am slowly becoming this.

[@darkwolfx9959]

Is it sad that I have the same story about tissue boxes with lotion? Now I buy the cheapest form of the ones with aloe.

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Worth it!

[@princessaur]

*dOn'T fEeD a GuY a SpOnGe.*

[@ancho3995]

🎶 iiiiii~ wish my radio worked 🎶

[@andrewd3525]

This is awesome! Ted is hilarious and one of my favorite characters. Nice job!

[@EdwardsKitty]

Teddy has good taste in childhood movies

[@evanwohler8231]

I think teddy should start his own sitcom called young teddy like himself narrating his childhood and struggles like especially potty trained worst seven years of his life seven to fourteen

[@zakbax7259]

“Well, I’d better go before I embarrass myself. Y’know what, maybe I’ll just-(thud)”

[@jonvia]

Teddy is my favorite character on Bob's Burgers! Ok its a tie for first with the smoky voiced teacher.

[@Azulakayes]

Miss Labonz

[@blindtreeman8052]

Funnily enough. Teddy's doing alot better than bob financially. (Not habing 3 kids helps with that), dude probably pays his ex wife alimony and he can still afford a boat

[@heatherreyes2649]

He kind of reminds me of the guy in king of the hill who’s really sweet and is a good person but is alittle silly and is alittle scary while upset and has a crush on Peggy. I forget his name !

[@filmtheory783]

What i find hilarious is the look on his face as he says "I spent 49$ on this"

[@darkprincess1366]

The ending killed me omg 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@BobKuchiKopi]

Thank you! I was pretty happy with how it turned out. :)

[@Prabhnor]

Funniest line from Teddy:"Don't feed a guy a sponge Bobby, Don't feed a guy a sponge!"