BROOKLYN RAGE~!

[@MythicSuns]

"Russian roulette is not the same without a gun, but since we're dubbed by 4kids we must make do without one" love that line

[@hickorymccay2994]

Ben Knight 100th like!

[@JMac413410]

Also its a hell of a burn XD

[@skydishmane65]

Broke the 4th wall in a way

[@miteihiro3283]

I heard shots fired from this song. No wonder we don't see 4Kids anymore. Lmao

[@TheMastermind729]

It's not "without one" it's, "with a wand"

[@PKSkyler]

"Look, I'll pay you any amount of money if you DON'T sing!" I love Abridged Kaiba lmfao

[@Ram_Minus]

"Screw the rules, I have money"

[@Fan-uj1du]

“Screw the rules, I have green hair!”

[@MerSorax2007]

With the amount of money, you can use it to save your sister from going blind

[@LegoCowManZ]

Screw the money, I have rules!

[@nobod4194]

Kabia: oh my money Yugi: don't you mean god Kabia: you worship your thing I'll worship mine

[@fungmanhei]

I just realized, Joey really doesn't have to enter Duelist Kingdom to win the prize money for Serenity... he can just threaten to sing in front of Koooiba.

[@plushytv5295]

Joey :NEYH GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY Kaiba: No Joey: I wanna duel em li... Kaiba: OKAY FINE. Joey: YEAH!!! NYEH

[@demonfigs3309]

AND MY NAME IS NOT KOIBA!!!!

[@plushytv5295]

Nyeh Kooiba you’re just salty I get to screw the rules.

[@goudacheese7491]

ITS KAIBA GOD DAMMIT

[@tywilkins2584]

What I thought was stupid, was after Yugi won and gave Joey the prize money, a couple episodes later he has a paper route for extra money to get by because he “needs to save every penny of that prize money for her operation” What surgery costs $3,000,000?!?!?

[@justtj8085]

I can't believe it's been ten whole years since LK's Lady Gaga phase.

[@ltv8433]

God I miss it.

[@velvetbutterfly]

This comment really changed how I viewed these parodies

[@ashwilliams1725]

11

[@patrickmcgrade6699]

@@velvetbutterfly lmao yeah

[@sonicfan2403]

At least he's a better singer than Gaga.

[@greasycheese8095]

"I'll pay you any amount of money right now if you don't sing" *Proceeds to sing about how he needs to win to get money for his sister's surgery*

[@zojirushi1]

F

[@karinamiddlebrooks2167]

NYEH!

[@darthlazurus4382]

He did later spend the money he earned on trading cards.

[@greasycheese8095]

@@darthlazurus4382 yeah but what I'm saying is he could've taken the bribe from kaiba and paid the surgery

[@darthlazurus4382]

@@greasycheese8095 Oh aye, but you forget one thing. These characters are all eejits.

[@miladyragnarok8371]

The fact that Kaiba never interrupted this means he was actually into it

[@agirlinsearchof9057]

Either that or he was resigned to the fact that Joey wouldn’t stop, and just walked off. Remember, we don’t see him after the introduction.

[@Ian-wn5lc]

@@agirlinsearchof9057 Kaiba: screw the song, I have money.

[@Sailorsega]

I thought he was shocked into silence.

[@oluftheexplorer9476]

I figured he noped himself right out of there

[@chartheanimator]

Oh crap your right

[@DigitalVirusX2]

"Russian roulette is not the same without a gun, but since were dubbed by 4Kids we'll have to make do without one, Sucks!" LMAO Pretty much sums up the One Piece dub perfectly.

[@DigitalVirusX2]

gameramaproductions I remember that one, I never understood why they banned that safari zone episode, I mean DBZ had death, blood, guns, everything and it was aimed at the same demographic at the time.

[@DigitalVirusX2]

gameramaproductions I mean you could pretty much use the whole frieza saga as an example of that lol

[@DigitalVirusX2]

gameramaproductions We watched that shit when we were just little lads, and were fine, even shows on cartoon network back in the day were fairly mature at times. Its a shame how much entertainment has changed just because some parents were offended.

[@PeachWookiee]

gameramaproductions Yu-Gi-Oh was too close to some school shootings. Parents groups and the FCC got too tense regarding guns in kids' shows.

[@DigitalVirusX2]

***** That would be amazing. Maybe one day, anything's possible, I mean... DBZ's coming back, maybe yu-gi-oh can too.

[@wolfox7776]

People disliking this song gives me Rage of the Brooklyn variety

[@cameronmcsherry6139]

BROOKLYN RAGE

[@jaysonvancouofficial6100]

NYEH!

[@VegetaBrief4522]

NYEH!

[@gavinl7702]

Nyeh

[@meatkirbo]

Wolfox um...... Screw the rules I have a Brooklyn accent!(had to)

[@SoldierOfFate]

This video along with the other countless Lady Gaga remixes is proof that her songs were meant to be parodied.

[@goodmorninghinata-kun3322]

Weren't three of these from him Lady Gaga? I think he might legitimately like Lady Gaga

[@iamabrawler92]

+Dreamer511 Poker Face, Telephone and Bad Romance. Yup.

[@dudeistpreist5721]

+Nicolas Hamel wait how would u know?

[@iamabrawler92]

Das Carlin He wouldn't do so many tributes to an artist he hates, would he?

[@vullord666]

Red Floyd nothing suggests that they were made out to be negative. The songs are actually pretty damn good and not to mention Yugi said she should be an Egyptian god. I'm pretty positive that the song parodies are not meant to be negative

[@sugarcookieP]

It's actually sad because Joey could have gotten enough money from Kaiba to save his sister if he just didn't sing T_T

[@billalsheik5777]

But if he never singed this wouldn't be a video. And about 4 million people wouldn't be watching this.

[@sugarcookieP]

Zeref Swagneel True :D

[@seto635]

+rin 1996 they should make that a video. "Brooklyn Rage without song" "I'll pay you any amount of money if you don't sing" "How about all of it" "No" "Nya Nya Nya Nya" "OKAY FINE"

[@seto635]

to be fair, that was the whole reason he was there... so no, no he wouldn't

[@vullord666]

rin 1996 joey could have gotten enough money to save his sister and buy the yugioh franchise since Kaiba literally said ANY amount

[@prestongiles9917]

Joey: screw the money Im obnoxious

[@HonestFarmerLigue1Fan]

+ultimate tyranno 1 screw the money, I have rules!!

[@banksneitzschman1288]

+rob140892 wait that doesn't sound right

[@emmavey6032]

ha

[@mikelectric3021]

Téa: Screw the rules, we have friendship. Yami/Pharaoh: Screw the rules, I live in a miniature pyramid. Tristan: Screw the rules, my voice gives me super strength. Grandpa: Screw the rules- Where am I? Marik: Screw the rules, I have homosexual overtones. Bakura: Screw the rules, I have evil power AND a British accent! Pegasus: Screw the rules, and I screw you. Yugi: Actually I play by the rules.

[@agashmuruhathas1331]

Lool You forgot Joey's second Rule Breaking Excuse Joey: Screw the rules, I have BROOKLYN RAGE

[@jordangarcia3635]

Grandpa: SWORDSMAN OF LANDSTAR?!?!?!?! THAT'S ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL CARDS IN DUEL MONSTERS!!!!

[@Toyfan2005]

Yep

[@aclendekaba565]

JEFF GOLDBLUM?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL CARDS IN DUEL MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!

[@AntiJewluminatiDwarf]

Somewhere in the 30s during battle city

[@JamezP]

@@AntiJewluminatiDwarf Grandpa: BATTLE CITY?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL CARDS IN DUEL MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Phantom-hopper]

Kaiba ego that's one of the most powerful cards in duel monsters Yugi:okey grandpa you can't stop now or your sleeping In the basement again Grandpa:okey

[@Kanamesamasqueen]

0:23-0:26 "Look I'll pay you any amount of money right now if you don't sing!!" Kaiba. Funniest line said in the song...next to "I don't want to be a furry." Joey.

[@djquinn4825]

He could have gotten the 3 million there if he just stopped. I'm glad he didn't, though.

[@kyleivie534]

no it is they learn to run when they see my creppy grin

[@abzigail_424]

The minute Joey started singing "Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh" I lost it 😂😂😂

[@karinamiddlebrooks2167]

I still can't sing along because I end up.laughing 😂😂😂. The power of the NYEH.

[@TinyFoxTom]

"Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun, But since we're dubbed by 4Kids we'll have to make due without one." I fell out of my seat XD

[@lilaem]

To this day, every time I hear Poker Face, these lyrics come to my mind. The things that my brain decided to store for forever...

[@chrissy1997]

"Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh" I fell out of my chair XD

[@jasonandroid2274]

check out my red eye!

[@Pixelator0201]

Sophia Jackson everyday I walk up to my friend and yell "Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh"

[@skydishmane65]

Which one, the first line of the song? Cuz I did

[@SuperAbdul19]

We all know Joey is the true yugioh protagonist lol

[@timbrown6682]

lol no douby

[@timbrown6682]

doubt

[@biggarfolini297]

He's got that Brooklyn rage, lol

[@swagflash797]

SuperAbdul19 bet

[@floricel_112]

SuperAbdul19 yeah right. And Natsu is the main character of Fairy Tail.

[@goatkiddie1023]

YGOTAS + Lady Gaga is just about the best thing you can find on the internet.

[@lr9204]

Goat Kiddie true

[@endymionthemightymasterofm9600]

Along with Alex Jones turn the freaking frogs gay remix

[@moaningconservatives1616]

No it’s Undertale+Furries This is a joke or is it?🤔

[@Kazuk.i]

A few pinches of memes And some laughter.. Music.. Oops.. I spilled all the brooklyn rage.. BROOKLYN RAGE!!! NNEEYEYYEHHHH

[@karinamiddlebrooks2167]

NYEH!!

[@shadowki5687]

00:23 Yugi: kaiba he's been rehearsing this for 3 days straight there is literally no amount you can offer him. Kaiba: how about 3 million Joey: ney-ney-ney-naaaay

[@SansWithAGlock19]

I made the likes 69 😅

[@kddzero0624]

Can't beat Mai, Can't beat Mai, no one can beat Mai Valentine... Except for Yugi, Joey, Kaiba, Melvin, and basically everyone else except for Rex Raptor

[@UNIVERSAL1S]

You beat me to that joke 😕

[@BreezyInterwebs]

Don't forget about Tea

[@kddzero0624]

***** well I did say everyone, but Rex can beat her

[@BreezyInterwebs]

Oh sorry

[@firepuppies4086]

Granted, she just got cocky and tried to summon Ra... kinda funny though. pretty much every Melvin duel aside from Bakura would have had him lose if not for something stupid like Mai's overconfidence or the shadow realm knocking Joey out.

[@Flowtail]

Presumably, Kaiba's ears started bleeding and he lapsed into a coma after that last line.

[@RH-kd3xu]

Fif Gallag most likely

[@saklee1777]

it wasnt yami that put seto in a coma for a year. it was jounochi!

[@skydishmane65]

Nah, I think he shot himself after the first few lines of "neyh"

[@deharcourt]

"Can't beat Mai." -Joey Wheeler

[@ironmilutin]

im not the only one that hears that xD its funny cause in anime he actually did beat her

[@darrenfriel7929]

Jeanne he means they can't beat his Brooklyn rage--------cant beat my, can't beat my no they can't beat my Brooklyn rage

[@enderalex]

Darren Friel joke...

[@ironmilutin]

Darren Friel the idea is that we're mishearing his lyrics on purpouse to make it sound funnier

[@vullord666]

Darren Friel ahh ignorance

[@Sentarry]

Twitch is having a Yugioh marathon and they got up to the part where Joey beats Rex and gets the red eyes. It reminded me of this video. lol

[@Q8Duelist]

Sentarry lol

[@YuukiMarvellGames-Art]

Now every time i hear poker face, i think this isntead. Much better

[@carlcraib3177]

Sentarry watch channel is it on demand

[@lavmalon]

I don’t wanna be a fairy

[@lavmalon]

*i don’t wanna be a furry

[@YGOstratPlayer]

6 years later. Still funnier than most youtube videos of nowadays

[@Drago2005]

You still here?

[@hecmainiac9648]

Stratos it’s almost 10 years old now

[@basspitzenberger8806]

@@hecmainiac9648 and I still love it

[@Ssj_tainaka]

12 years later, best video on KZbin.

[@Chaos_Star]

Still here

[@silverthegrandkaiju]

13 years later and this is still a bop

[@razo5567]

You know who else is still a bop 13 years later?

[@silverthegrandkaiju]

@@razo5567 My mom?

[@razo5567]

@@silverthegrandkaiju MY MOM!

[@ThatChelseaman_]

Facts

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

You speak only facts. lol

[@galaxdragon8901]

Kiba:I will pay you any amount of money if you don’t sing Joey:*sings*

[@cloudy6256]

He could have paid for his sisters surgery then and their lol

[@Tildybean42]

*kaiba

[@SodaPopBarbecue]

Now I wish Ninjabridged had got to the point where Kiba fought Naruto for this(Minus the more problematic/disgraced people).

[@mistergoutman]

@@Tildybean42 Stfu

[@theepicjupiterstudios6535]

Does anyone else feel like Joey’s actually rapping instead of singing?

[@robynh.7264]

I don't know how I always end up watching this again. Doesn't matter how long I fall out of the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom I some how always end up back here...

[@SixtoStreet]

This song gets super intense at 1.5 speed.

[@ThePHATBASTURD]

+SixtoStreet forreal!!!

[@rhyspuffs2230]

+SixtoStreet how about 0.5 its scary or 2 I did 2 perfect and I sung

[@Ilaiyuka]

+SixtoStreet It really is

[@rhyspuffs2230]

thx

[@starlightlion8603]

+SixtoStreet I didn't believe you. I was wrong.

[@rtlstien]

Can't beat Mai? I thought pretty much everyone could beat Mai...

[@HonestFarmerLigue1Fan]

Joey's weird accent often make people misheard "my" as "Mai"

[@129das]

Everyone can. But Rex.

[@mistaisnotamused3285]

rob140892 ikr

[@mistaisnotamused3285]

rob140892 i cant beat mai's Brooklyn rage xD

[@Thepokedek]

rtlstien rex couldn't beat her

[@hajimehinata3675]

Sung this at my high school talent show. NO REGRETS.

[@genzotan2544]

What place you got?

[@miyukiichigo9870]

No freaking way!

[@takoluka5624]

+Hajime Hinata Wow!

[@thecakegarden5324]

+Hajime Hinata did they think you were high?

[@FriendlyKobold]

You have some big Kuribos my friend! Respect!

[@BoosterBoxBuster]

11 years later and still going strong. Brooklyn Rage is all I can hear whenever Poker Face is played.

[@npparaso]

I'm in charge of the music for my cheer practice. I forgot that I had this song on repeat when we practiced last night...lets just say that none of the girls could perform right away after hearing the first "nyeh nyeh nyeh nyehhhhhhhh" as soon as our routine finished.

[@dracosmith7781]

I want to see everyone break out in laughter

[@markironside9818]

Wait you’re a female yugioh fan?. 😮😮

[@danielhaycroft1597]

yeah there has to be one

[@dravencravin]

Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyehhhhhh

[@SkatTheGoblin]

Gaara OftheDesert Wonderful such clever and unique dialog

[@mistaisnotamused3285]

Gaara OftheDesert ok papyrus

[@primrose6794]

lol Can everyone stop referencing Undertale? That game is irrelevant now.

[@madamelemalot7842]

Galaxy Takumi not even referencing undertale they are just saying a part of the song

[@primrose6794]

Borderlands Psycho FTW Papyrus is an Undertale character. I was referring to the person who brought him up.

[@jasensoares3712]

at 0:23 to 0:26 joeys like Screw your money i have Brooklyn Rage and a song

[@reeannabelle3572]

true lol

[@skydishmane65]

After that, he shot himself

[@karinamiddlebrooks2167]

😂😂😂

[@ViperineHero]

Biggest plot hole in yugioh If joey didn't sing he could've saved his sister so easily

[@danielborges467]

Another biggest plot hole un yugioh Instead of Joey going to Duelist Kingdom, he could have let Yugi win the tournament money for Yugi to pay for Serenity's operation .... I mean, because Yugi knows how important it is to save Joey's sister ... because Yugi and Joey are friends ... right?

[@ViperineHero]

@@danielborges467 idk but joey still wanted to prove himself as a duelist especially to yugi

[@danielborges467]

@@ViperineHero With a Card Game for Children jejejejeje

[@ViperineHero]

@@danielborges467 jejejeje

[@hellborne7995]

Not really, he forgot all the time why he was dueling in abridged. You think this would be an exception.

[@tashkagc6585]

I love how the subtitles translate "Brooklyn rage" as anything but "Brooklyn rage"

[@elmojr465]

On occasion it gets it correct, but 9/10 you right

[@ErenYaeger845]

Someone should do a parody of this parody based on what the subtitles say xD

[@madelinelove5150]

Yes

[@ashleejohnson8478]

There are some xD

[@harrisonward9225]

what's wrong with the subtitles?

[@seto635]

they're auto generated, so they're done based on what a machine thinks is being said... apparently it sounds like Joey says "cock" a lot

[@eenco]

I love how "Brooklyn Rage" is almost always transcribed as something different every time. Top-quality subs right here

[@khfan4life365]

I sang these lyrics when my little sis turned on this song. Both she and my dad gave me odd looks. I regret nothing!

[@baconpowernice1638]

Joey: BROOKLYN RAGE Yugi: Pharaohs throne Are you sure lady Gaga isn’t a Egyptian god?

[@ichigokage]

How dare you forget Leather Pants?

[@lewisalvarez2859]

If she’s not she should be dammit

[@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez]

If not she should be.

[@_Agnos]

Wait... She isn't

[@ShiningScarlet]

@@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez I'm not sure if you actually intended this or not but I think ancient Egyptian pharaoh said that in a part of the abridged series, don't @ me if I'm wrong

[@fidelgarcia2224]

11 years later and I still know all the words

[@TheAdversaryAlliance]

This was worth every billisecond. The Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh's got me every time... xD

[@karinamiddlebrooks2167]

My favorite part lol.

[@TheHawksEyeYT]

Whats with the Lady Gaga obsession you have Kuriboh? :0

[@travionlegion6172]

@Casswury Late but 😂😂😂

[@urmumismlg7957]

Wow people still listen to this? I thought this culture was lost

[@cario5265]

"Lady Gaga? Isn't she one of the Egyptian gods?"

[@crayolalang7750]

@@urmumismlg7957 never!

[@crayolalang7750]

@@cario5265 "She should be!"

[@AlicePhantom]

I commented this years ago, but when I was in 7th grade my two friends did this song in our school's talent show. (Mainly one who was Joey, the other one was off to the side after Kaiba's lines.) What I *didn't* say back then is that we went to a private catholic school. Looking back at the old video I filmed of them doing it I cannot believe the lines "I don't want to be a furry" was allowed to stay in the rewrite they had to do for it. Most of the song had to be cut because it was inappropriate for the school, and cause they always cut us short for what we did to make sure the Talent Show didn't go on too long, but damn even the stuff she was able to sing was still borderline not appropriate lmao. I don't know how many people knew where it was from at the time, and just hearing 500 students in the background repeat "Brooklyn Rage" as they were singing was surreal rewatching what I filmed lmao. This was March of 2012 they did this song, and man I just remembered seeing this lmao.

[@Nightshade1245]

Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh please don't tell me you're gonna sing

[@angrymcplatipus123]

Your picture fits this so well

[@d.p.robertz657]

I'll pay you any amount of money if you don't sing!

[@Ilaiyuka]

Also, am i the only person that thinks Joey is adorable in this song?

[@JustJayce409]

He's okay but I like yugi and pharoh

[@wegonfindyouwegonfindyou4355]

Nope. He adorable. lol

[@lonekirin905]

Joey is best character for many reasons. This is one of them

[@spencersonnefeld]

"Ain't no surprise, check out my red eyes." any other context, first guess would be that he's blazed. Still could be, actually.

[@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez]

It'd explain a lot.

[@Z2Wolf]

1:50 Ten years. Ten years it took me to realize that Joey is beatboxing by going 'OwO, OwO OwO OwO'. Are you SURE you don't want to be a furry there, Joey?

[@GlitchanBlack]

He's beat boxing by going "Oh, woah woah, oh, woah oh~ woah."

[@onaxclii5554]

@@GlitchanBlack r/wooooshh

[@_Agnos]

@@onaxclii5554 r/Ihavereddit

[@onaxclii5554]

@@_Agnos ur 5 months late, no one gives a shit

[@S7L1F3RS7ACK3R]

Lmfao Imma pretend I didn't read that

[@TheGreyJayLP]

30 seconds in and I already hit "Like" Goddamn anything Joey Wheeler is hilarious

[@bukakali2970]

I will always love this. Abridged replaced my memories of the actual show at some point. 😂

[@simplyakoala7220]

Ah a Classic. Yugi uses the Millennium puzzle, Kaiba crushes his opponents under the weight of his wallet, meanwhile Joey pulls up on the scene the only normal guy there, and just kinda styles his way through with his luck.

[@TheAireaidLord]

how am I just discovering this?

[@yaoknowwhatiming9842]

Binge my friend, binge.

[@Pixelator0201]

TheAireaidLord you're saying that we'll try finding it in FRICKIN 2017... it's a good song tho lol

[@ZackRToler]

That's what I'm saying now

[@iagaming1236]

I found it yesterday

[@Selsius96]

"I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh" -Joey "Brooklyn Rage" Wheeler Join the club, brah!

[@SonGohanBitchez]

Hard to believe i watched this 4 years ago on my old youtube account when poker face would play on the radio it feels like just yesterday i was singing this and i never noticed the part about the russian roulette until now probably cause i never knew what it was same thing with dragon ball z they included a snake girl putting a gun to her head and saying she never lost a game of russian roulette but then she shoots herself and goku never goes hard to believe i missed alot of these things

[@gamez4dayz19]

When Joey said "Can't beat my" if thought he said "Can't beat Mai" and I laughed

[@karinamiddlebrooks2167]

And they show Mai 😂😂.

[@tonydamico8075]

The parody song is better than the actual song. Joey Wheeler > Lady Gaga

[@rdsasuke1]

Tony D'Amico He doesn't have DAT ASS though.

[@CaelumPlaysMC]

***** does he actually need it though?

[@grav4106]

Yes

[@Xohadarc]

My friends were playing poker face in the same room as me, so I looked up this song as a countermeasure!

[@mariehm86]

TheNoobofHearts Nicely done ^^

[@Dante_Kasu]

turn the auto subtitles on for a laugh

[@Kaiba0101]

That's hilarious

[@takoluka5624]

+Birsan Alex omg

[@sugarcookieP]

1:00 Best translation XD

[@ghostdavid4838]

+Birsan Alex who the fuck is Leahy

[@eruannacalathiel3990]

Omfg lmao too funny

[@wolfox7776]

this proves it, the KZbin translators don't live in Brooklyn

[@Paco8478]

they are probably egyptian

[@Everythingscythe]

Just got recommended this outta no where after so many years. My life has come full circle. I’m glad to see this again

[@rahumor7556]

wait this was seven years ago... oh god.... where did the time go... knowing my luck I lost it to a trap card.

[@mistaisnotamused3285]

Jonathon Lundin ikr

[@jordangarcia3635]

Jonathon Lundin you see I activated time machine to send you several years into the future

[@sirshoback203]

Bruh its Benn 11 wtf

[@tonyc.0451]

This makes me miss LK's musical parodies. When he's well enough again, let's make him sing another. To this day, not many can beat his Brooklyn Rage.

[@supremeking1730]

I gotta admit, this is kinda catchy. I have had so many times this song will just randomly pop into my head throughout the day.

[@loganelfreecs9980]

So many childhood memories. I would obnoxiously sing this when I was a teenager on my way to school. I knew the lyrics to this better than I knew the lyrics to Pokerface.

[@alessandroguarrera2203]

The internet was sure a different place back then.

[@pedroneto8015]

A better place**

[@nobodysmistress2867]

Not me re-binging on these because I still love them so much! also, R.I.P. to the creator of the Yu-Gi-Oh manga Kazuki Takahashi which gave us the anime and card game. I genuinely missed these parodies so much!

[@PsyQoBoy]

Still not enough Brooklyn Rage!!

[@xBanditKeithx]

The fact this showed up in my suggest videos after 13 years is amazing and hilarious.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

First Yugi fell to Joey's Brooklyn Rage, and then it shall be you, Kaiba!

[@kingkai_3954]

Core memory unlocked. Geez I forgot about this being a thing. 12 years since this came out and I found you. thanks LK!

[@shaunamcconnoran6007]

I can only imagine how confused people that arent yugioh fans are rn

[@corkybarks]

13 years later and i still sing this version whenever i hear poker face.

[@amara7022]

I used to be so obsessed with this as a kid😭😭😭

[@nightmare0931]

thanks to this version of pokerface i can never here the original song without thinking about this song XD

[@mlemmage8449]

ok... where the hell is that music coming from? nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh please tell me you are not going to sing nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh look ill pay you any amount of money if you dont sing!

[@mlemmage8449]

I want to duel like they do in yu gi oh..

[@sticklegend5]

Face down, face up, trap card, spell card, then time roulette go!

[@mlemmage8449]

I love this! All i do is believe in the heart of the cards...

[@mlemmage8449]

Quoting vids is best thing evar it seems....

[@stluffy6905]

cant beat my cant beat my

[@SeanKing0109]

Bring back the good days of KZbin like this please

[@7Write4This9Heart7]

Too bad these shirts aren't available anymore, let alone more YGOTAS merchandise period. I'd love to have ALL of it!

[@flameblast7364]

Well I have the merch might have got 5 sets of each

[@xXxMontageParodyxXx]

>sister is blind >broke and can’t afford her treatment >reduced to playing an embarrassing children’s card game for the reward money to pay for her operation >billionaire offers to pay him any amount of money not to sing >sings anyway

[@androidsychoshocker]

Thought of this vid and thought I'd check how old it was. Nearly 10 years. I'm not old enough to feel this old. XD

[@kathradyne6801]

I need this Joey voice put over Papyrus, it's just too perfect.

[@ACollectionOfRandomStuff]

The nyeh nyeh nyeh part at the beginning gets me every time

[@ghayashawish1242]

In 0:51 yugi face is melting

[@theone4532]

My friend showed me this song two years and I just remembered it.

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

0:14 Everyone when Duke starts talking

[@killingjoke3377]

"I'll pay you any amount of money if you don't sing" had me dying

[@tokyotower6669]

*Hears the beginning of poker face * Me:* sing* “I wanna duel them like the do in yugioh” Teacher: *s put microphone in face

[@plushytv5295]

Sweet Suga damn put on the spot.

[@SophieHesper]

@@plushytv5295 I'd stop, tell the teacher to restart it from the top lmao

[@fukabukashukakuka1602]

Mai: loses soul to the shadow realm Yami Marik: Can't beat mai... Can't beat Mai...

[@theknightking2784]

Joey has always been my favorite character

[@TheMaskGamer2007]

How the hell am i just finding this now!? This is insanely awesome!!!🤩🤩🤩

[@jakep1126]

This is exactly the type of song I would sing through my halls through schools but then I would have to talk to the principal and be slightly social.

[@bradleygo1]

3:25 when u gotta tap into that Brooklyn rage

[@ya_boi2872]

"just groovy with my Yugi" what the heck does that mean joey ;-) if you catch my drift! LOL

[@friendlysith7789]

Best. Song. Ever.

[@aliciasanchez960]

Yep my fav song was leather pants now brookelyn rage

[@vo1ce147]

12 year and this song still hit the spot

[@hydrasfang]

Joey: okay Kaiba I'll take your 3 Blue Eyes cards as payment to not sing. Kaiba: my one weakness Blue Eyes and singing.

[@roguexgambit6544]

I always come back every now and then to listen to this. Idk if it's the goofy accent but I just love it. It was my childhood

[@nerobrain999]

"Creepy chin" is my favorite line

[@caiterbunch3932]

"K', Kaiba!" "This time I'm really gonna beat'cha. And there's nothing you can do about it!" "Please, Wheeler." "I could defeat you with my hands tied behind my back." "What makes you think you can win this time?" "Well, I'm glad you asked!" "Okay... Where the hell is that music coming from?" [Intro] Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh "Please tell me you're not going to sing." Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh "Look, I'll pay you any amount of money right now if you don't sing!" Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh [Verse 1] I wanna do 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh Face down, face up, trap cards, spell cards, then time roulette go ("I love it") All I do is just believe in the heart of the cards And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar [Pre-Chorus] Oh, woh-woh, woh, woh Woh, woh woh woh, woh, woh Ain't no surprise, check out my Red-Eyes Oh, woh-woh, woh, woh Woh, woh woh woh, woh, woh Ain't no surprise, check out my Red-Eyes [Chorus] Can't beat my, can't beat my No, they can't beat my Brooklyn rage (I don't wanna be a Furry) Can't beat my, can't beat my No, they can't beat my Brooklyn rage (I don't wanna be a Furry) [Post-Chorus] Br-br-br-brooklyn rage, br-br-brooklyn rage Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Br-br-br-brooklyn rage, br-br-brooklyn rage Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh [Verse 2] My sister's sight is on the line, I gotta win They'll learn to run 'soon as they see my creepy chin ("I'm scary") Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun But since we're dubbed by 4kids we must make do without one ("'Sucks!") [Pre-Chorus] Oh, woh-woh, woh, woh Woh, woh woh woh, woh, woh Ain't no surprise, check out my Red-Eyes Oh, woh-woh, woh, woh Woh, woh woh woh, woh, woh Ain't no surprise, check out my Red-Eyes [Chorus] Can't beat my, can't beat my No, they can't beat my Brooklyn rage (I don't wanna be a Furry) Can't beat my, can't beat my No, they can't beat my Brooklyn rage (I don't wanna be a Furry) [Post-Chorus] Br-br-br-brooklyn rage, br-br-brooklyn rage Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Br-br-br-brooklyn rage, br-br-brooklyn rage Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh [Instrumental] [Bridge] I won't lose to Rex and Weevil Cuz' they're evil And I'm groovy with my Yugi I'm not baggin' I'm just hangin' with my baby dragon Met this chick with giant boobies Treated us like we were newbies And shes such a nyeh such a nyeh Check this deck I ain't second best [Chorus] Can't beat my, can't beat my No, they can't beat my Brooklyn rage (I don't wanna be a Furry) Can't beat my, can't beat my No, they can't beat my Brooklyn rage (I don't wanna be a Furry) Can't beat my, can't beat my No, they can't beat my Brooklyn rage (I don't wanna be a Furry) Can't beat my, can't beat my No, they can't beat my Brooklyn rage (I don't wanna be a Furry) Can't beat my, can't beat my No, they can't beat my Brooklyn rage (I don't wanna be a Furry) Can't beat my, can't beat my No, they can't beat my Brooklyn rage (I don't wanna be a Furry) [Post-Chorus] Br-br-br-brooklyn rage, br-br-brooklyn rage Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Br-br-br-brooklyn rage, br-br-brooklyn rage Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Br-br-br-brooklyn rage, br-br-brooklyn rage Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Br-br-br-brooklyn rage, br-br-brooklyn rage Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Br-br-br-brooklyn rage, br-br-brooklyn rage Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Br-br-br-brooklyn rage, br-br-brooklyn rage Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh

[@caiterbunch3932]

I finished it! After only 2 hours, anyway. I would like to thank this KZbin comment thread; kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXmwaqevg9CId8k&lc=UgjwEdjcXpC4angCoAEC for unknowingly helping me translate the lyrics, AND for saving me the trouble of writing some of them! ... Even though I re-wrote some of them anyway. (Capitalization and Punctuation are both very pretty in lyrics and also look very Professional™) So, I hope, if someone even reads these lyrics, that it will help you understand what this song is saying and help you to sing along! ...There better not be any typos in this or I'm sending these lyrics straight to hell. Sincerely, Caiter Bunch. P.S. Brooklyn Rage.

[@paulcreacy5549]

Thanks.

[@plushytv5295]

Caiter bunch dude. The video has lyrics in the subtitles and discerption. You wasted your time.

[@caiterbunch3932]

@@plushytv5295 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@gsleazy1975]

Thank you

[@alexandramebius9310]

The fact that i still know this song word for word😂😂😂

[@ThatChelseaman_]

Me to my grandchildren: And this video right here is one big part of KZbin’s history