Living Armor and Cursed Sword Girls Fight Over You!⚔️PART 2 [monster girl] [f4m] [knight listener]🛡️

[@yeet1399]

This is going to end up being "The time I built a harem of living knight item girls through dungeons"- the audio manga

[@marcelostalker]

This could be an actual money-making idea.

[@jacket5191]

Next stop: decanter of endless water girl

[@GAMINGDEVlL]

Can’t wait for the arrival of the living shield to complete the set gotta catch ‘em all

[@WolfDragonTamer]

I was just thinking the same thing

[@yeet1399]

Hell, lets add the living bow to top it off

[@minter5571]

Unfortunately there isnt any shield monster girl (in monster girl encyclopedia world)

[@justsomefurry]

Let it be cursed swords sister

[@anoniemanoniem6426]

Perhaps a holy shield

[@SolarGirlASMR]

As if a house full of cursed artifacts isn't every man's dream 😏⚔

[@marcus4046]

Where's the belt that gets me a beard.

[@GangGreenGoblin-wy7vh]

I get that reference.🙂

[@christofferthorsson607]

This is turning into some weird harem anime and I'm all along for the ride

[@so_sma11]

I have to say, this is another thing I wasn't expecting to become a series, but I'm so glad it has. I can already picture this getting _hilariously_ out of hand by the end. "I'm gonna smelt you down and turn you into a saucepan" DAMN, I wasn't expecting such a good roast in this audio. I love their dynamic already, this is gonna be great. Armor wife is still best girl. I don't care if she's cold and metallic, the concept of having her entire body wrapped around mine when we fight is still freakin' cool!

[@Sehemawi]

But it feels weird to think about it

[@Wolffur]

*holds them both closely* "Come now, there's no need to fight each other, I need both of you to finish all my quests"

[@BreedableVaporeon0978]

I like to think that normal people see a normal knight but magic users can see them and are very confused

[@Monster_Lover]

I like it. really good idea. These two girls complement each other perfectly and perhaps over time they will learn to appreciate each other and see each other as allies, not love rivals. However, the listener should pay a little attention to his armor. She definitely needs a little attention. I mean cleaning and polishing of course. I can clearly imagine it. During the evening rest after a long day hike, the hero takes off his armor and with gentle smooth movements begins to slowly polish their entire surface, not forgetting to pay attention to every detail. At the same time, she unsuccessfully tries to contain the sounds of pleasure from this process. And Cursed Sword Girls watches this with a chuckle and sarcastically comments, which makes Living Armor feel terribly embarrassed and ashamed. But she cannot resist this feeling of pleasure from the touch of his strong hands. I also like when stories take place in a fantasy setting, it goes well with monster girls. All this atmosphere of adventure in an unusual world helps well to escape from reality. Thank you.

[@mortman7926]

Another member for our merry band

[@ShortcakeASMR]

💖

[@HeartearthScar]

What next? A shield, a tome of spells, a summoned spirit?

[@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866]

An entire Castle

[@rjfrost7090]

Centaur girl? We need a mount to ride into battle with.

[@HeartearthScar]

@@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866 oh gawds above. An entire living castle

[@anon957]

At some point, you'll have to rent a whole skyscraper for all the monster ladys

[@DegenAudios]

Thanks for the vid shortcake. Apreicate the effort as always

[@autobotkepler6603]

Me: *listening to the ladies argue* alright please shut the frag up. You two better not argue in battle

[@212Maciek]

I predict that next the warrior finds is a magic ring that binds him into his finger and of course is a girl. Jokes aside, It would be a cool anime about begginer adventurer having living equipment girls stuck with him. Fighting off diffrent foes while kreeping spirit girls in check.

[@lukeroberson2942]

This is gonna end with cursed armor, cursed sword, cursed ring, necklace, crown, shield, and cursed horse isn't it?

[@jeremysorejian]

You forgot the cursed bow

[@jamesgudgeon4868]

A living Sheild next Please

[@laughingstock411]

Me: "Mom, I would like you to meet my wives... living armor girl & cursed sword girl"

[@Grimreaper67778]

Oh geez...I get having an armour girl on is weird enough....but a cursed sword now bounded to my hand....oh boy, I could imagine a part 3, this time a sheild, or incase not that, I can imagine being in some kinda battle or war with these two...maybe they still argue, but after polishing and cleaning the armour while keeping the sword sharpened, ya....this is gonna be one hell of a lifetime with cursed artifacts, I'll be surprised if you actually do a part 3 for these artifacts...think it over and take your time tho Getting shot by an arrow....doesn't affect us, getting set on fire...doesn't work the sword strong enough to cut someone in half with on swing and durable material so the blade doesn't dull all that much, just gotta make sure the sword is sharpened and armour is polished to make it stand out

[@Joke_The_Skeleton]

Next is a shield im calling it

[@timothyharris1125]

I bet he's like "y'all need to shut the hell up or so help be I will personally melt you both down to slag and turn you both into Horseshoes". "Can't we just get along now that this IS a situation"? Just missing the shield, cape and Bow for good measure at that point.

[@timothyharris1125]

The Shield might even be a masochist because a shield takes the most abuse early on

[@geistgrace6452]

Please let this be a two handed sword. If we can wield a shield as well, We're in danger.

[@Alex-zt2kn]

Great a living armor girl a living sword girl whats next a living shield or bow and arrow girls?

[@JustAGuyNamedMJ]

Why do I have the feeling there’s gonna be a living shield 🛡️

[@spectrumhextro2420]

Bruh I was right AGAIN! LOL😂

[@xandan1668]

Dirk: mom can you take me to a cleric I've got a bit of a curse problem. Dragon mom: well now you know not to go picking up everything that looks Shiney. Always remember if it's cursed it's not worth keeping because it will likely kill you. Not to mention cursed items aren't loyal. Dirk: Alright that's it!!! (Start smacking sword against every wall and stone on the way out)

[@BGinfinite00]

The countiued of the splatfest BV:ok let go find hunter knowing him he probably at the arena or that weird man hole there that open Ark:oh alright we split up BV you and your gang take the manhole the rest of us look for him at the arena BV:ok let go . . . Ok so I really want to see your character interaction with hunter and his gang abd how they feel about them

[@xandan1668]

@@BGinfinite00 try to keep spatoon 3 spoilers at a minimum. And by that I mean seriously no spoilers that would be rude to people who haven't beat story mode yet.

[@BGinfinite00]

@@xandan1668 Don't worried I will BV:(find something at the end of the tunnel) Umm guys I found something (pick up a box full of weapons) Annalisa:hmm look like weapon from this place Antony:(look at it and up realize something) Wait isn't that an opening to the arena Charle:(look up as well)oh yea it is maybe this is where hunter went BV:ok let find out Meanwhile with the other gang Slip:no not in the shop but I got a nice hat Hotshot:man this place is hot but not as hot as you Victoria (wink at her) Victoria: agent hotstuff-HOTSHOT can you please do your task Ark:(spot hunter and the gang chill near a Cafe) hey I found them Hunter:(see the group and wave) hello friends glad to see you here ... This is the part where your character interaction with him and his gang but I don't know how it goes

[@xandan1668]

@@BGinfinite00 well for one thing Victoria isn't really a field agent so her being here wouldn't happen she'd be in her own friend group which would be the "adults" after all she's vice head chairman for a reason.

[@BGinfinite00]

@@xandan1668 Ok meanwhile BV:OK HOW DID WE GO FROM LOOKING FOR HUNTER TO FIGHT THAT He point to a large fussy animal Antony:I DON'T KNOW Meanwhile part 3 Baloo: wow look at all of this dear Queeny:(look at the food and drool a bit)man it look good Victoria:(looking around for Ark and BV) umm sir where is ark and BV gang they where supposed to meet us here Baloo:(eating some honey)umm maybe they got lost Queeny:you know how that are Meanwhile BG: hurry up I'm running out of ideas XD:hey I trying here THIS ARC IS HARD TO DO OK so umm I sorry for asking like many time how is the final part of the school arc going

[@onesnazzyboizero8034]

I really like this idea

[@DistilledBemusement]

Her: "MY Husband" Other Her: "OUR Husband" *soviet union national anthem playing*

[@tylernash8522]

A video game once told me a strong offense is a good defense

[@rere8262]

what's next? a sentient shield?

[@sebastianmcdonald1497]

Please make a another one pretty please

[@luissantiago5163]

Oh fun! Cheers

[@jamesgudgeon4868]

This poor knight life just got Complicated 😢 😞 😔 😕 😪

[@WendigoFeral]

This is actually a hilarious scenario lol

[@zzaaccharayrainbowguy9113]

NO WAY IM KEEPING MYSELF

[@slagarcrue85]

I don’t mind harem stuff I read a lot of them.

[@ballerdewersewers4822]

When is part 3 comin? Will it be about the tavern

[@ShortcakeASMR]

probably january after Christmas content, and yes

[@muk2626]

Pretty soon well get a cursed ring of immortality girl. Ha

[@BuriedFlame]

_"Ku ku ku...."_

[@RoughTortoise840]

“Girls, girls! Settle down! I’m not interested in either of you, I’m simply down here trying to get a Rod of Discord, alright?”

[@rhysbuxton4437]

How many banners

[@RoughTortoise840]

@@rhysbuxton4437 I’d have to check again, but it definitely took a bit trying to get it on my GetFixedBoi Master mode world, even though the drop rate was boosted. Also I’m glad someone finally got my joke lol

[@flavourruling2162]

I’ve had this idea since Halo 3

[@a.k.c3068]

Part 3! Cursed Shield!

[@teenfoe]

Shut it! Both of you! Might I remind you, armor, that you got me booted from The Order due to your monster mana tainting me! Now I am stuck as an incubus knight looking for anyone to give me quests! So I might as well get a sword girl too. I mean, it's not like I am going to be anymore hated then I already am!

[@tmnimoment]

Pro monsters human scream "where is wholesomeness?" monster girls even sold humanity Pro monsters human scream "where is wholsomeness?" monster girls even sold humanity My soul is a tree within the town Crying to those who left them Good job people of the resistance They definitely turned it around

[@tmnimoment]

The aggresion has entered my land Good job people of resistance who didn't betray Who didn't close an eye and didn't sleep Good job people of resistance who didn't betray Who stayed up late and didn't sleep

[@jeremysorejian]

I hope there isn't a cursed shield down here or this might get weird

[@Idlemage]

if I cant take them off how am I supposed to wash?

[@lukegustafson940]

If the berserker armor wasn't bad enough

[@withertempestprime8718]

Now all I need is a cursed glock or an automatic crossbow girl and ill be set!!

[@theblueshadowsva774]

3:45 No I think it's wrong.

[@ondrastonis2944]

Whats next shield, Cape and bow ?

[@ShadedGG]

Is this the prequel of the first one?

[@ShortcakeASMR]

This is part 2, the full series in order is here :) kzbin.info/aero/PLyF0Gd3BkS0pUW3M3ctnGeWGkg_-D_iic&si=F47A-uH3qo2gwcE-

[@creationx6337]

This was so hot 🥵 not even gonna lie. I love these two ladies. You do really good with these videos. There is room and enough love in my life for a polyamorous relationship. No need for hate

[@songarakram]

Too bad, I'm a spear main lol

[@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866]

Armdoption

[@icechue1929]

Also how tf i can shower

[@BGinfinite00]

BV:ahhh Curse sword:(swinging around at BV while flying twords him) Annalisa:ok ok almost there Curse armor:(running at her) BV and Annalisa saw each other and thought up a plan BV:now (they jump out of the way and the two cursed item crashing each other) BV and Annalisa land as Charle and Antony were coming in Antony:it all good here we found what we need Charle:(with many brusies and scratch mark) yea all good(he fainted) Antony:(look at him)let get back to base BV:yea . . . . Somewhere else BV(RD):(walking around the MHPTC looking for something) Queeny:(slither around the corner) BV(RD):(stop and drop to the floor pretending he not alive) Queeny:(slither past him and leave) BV(RD):(get back up and countiued looking for something) ???8: (on the communication device)did you find it yet BV(RD):(he stop at a lock door)..... ???8: ok good now here the code to get in After a while he got in and it was a room full of dangerous stuff BV(RD):(find a lifeless body).... ???8: yes that the one now Devil will teleport out there so hold the body BV(RD):(grab the body and get teleport away) . . . BV(RD):(teleport in an unknown location and show the body to the keter 6 members) BV(D):good my friend you have him master your body is here ???1:hehehe good after my previous defeat from BV my soul and body got separate so now I am whole again ???1 soul then enter the body ???1:(open his eye)hehehe good to be back ???2: welcome back exe BV(EXE):HAHAHAHA it good to be back as well 85 BV(85): yes it is All the members bow down to exe as he laugh evilly Some of them are inspired by other characters but some are original.

[@xandan1668]

XD sitting at desk:🤔........😡 (Throws papers on floor and flips desk over). (Pulls on a zipper opening a tear in space walks in zipping it back up) *pop*

[@BGinfinite00]

@@xandan1668 BG:(find him)umm XD you good or something XD:...........

[@BGinfinite00]

@@xandan1668 And now a day in life of the MHPTC members:BV gang BV:(sleeping)zzzz Annalisa:(wake up)that was good night sleep (she look at BV peacefully sleeping and shake him) love wake up BV:mmm five more minutes mom(turn around) Annalisa:(pout)hmm no kisses then BV:(jolt right up) sorry sorry heh In Antony room Antony:(his alarm goes off) another day another thing to make (his automatic system get him ready) Charle room Alarm goes off but then punch it into a trash label alarm then replace it with another one Charle:(wake up and get out of bed to get dressed)man my back feel good (get changed into his usual wear along with the gang) Breakfast BV:(eating and sharing some pancakes with Annalisa)say ahh Annalisa:ahh mm(eat a piece of pancake) Antony:man after 7 month you guys really act like your married (sip some tea) Charle:(eating his sandwich)yea he right Work BV:(fight some evil monster)take this and that(hit them with his stick) Antony:(flying around with his arm cannon fire at flying monsters) wow watch it there Annalisa:(fending off Witchs) and I thought school was worst Charle:(punching the living life out of some oni)you pick the wrong guy fool) Breaks BV:(drawing a picture of the gang) Annalisa: (making a potion) Antony:(playing Mario kart with Charle) Charle:(win and make fun of Antony Lunch BV:(make a large pizza) pizza time The gang:(drooling at the food) Interaction with the other members BV:so Mr B how the wife and kids Mr B:oh pretty well Antony:and that how to use and make an AK 47 red tail Red tail:(writing down) Annalisa:(talking with Queeny about girl stuff) Charle:(sparing with hotshot) your going down candle head Hotshot:oh yea anger issu- Charle:(punch him so hard that he broke his jaw)SAID THAT AGAIN AND I GONNA NEED BV TO GO UP TO HEAVEN AND GET YOU BACK DOWN TO REVIVE YOU. and that a day in life the gang Also I forgot was kind of monster your character are because my mind throw out important piece of information so can you tell me I you can

[@xandan1668]

BV(RD) feels a hand wrap around his ankle: what the? Ark: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fmiyYmqFZtlgb8k Ark starts slamming him into the ground while casting armor break lowering BV(RD)'s defense by 50%. Ark: HEY GUYS WE GOT AN INTRUDER!!!. Red Tail come around the corner and makes a motion for Ark to toss him. Ark throws him down the hall straight at Red Tail who ax kicks bvrd to the ground before putting his foot on his back and unloading and entire clip into both his kneecaps. The lizardfolk then picks up BVRD and holds him near a window as Ark finishes charging a spell. Ark:TERRAFIRE! A beam of searing fire blasts BVRD out the window and across the city until he hit the mountain 10 miles out of town. Ark: AND STAY OUT!!! Red Tail go tell Victoria that security needs to be tightened up. Red Tail salutes and goes running off to relay the message. 🧝‍♂️ Hotshot felt his unhinged jaw and popped it back in place: oh its on punk! Hotshot pulled out a lute and strums it. Hotshot: oh let's make sweet sweet music tonight 🎶 He then put the lute away and rushed forward jumped into a crouch and uppercuts Charle. Charle: ow why you!!! He throws a punch only for Hotshot to catch his arm in a hold and raised his fist. Charle: please don't break my arm.... Hotshot: No. He pounded down on the elbow joint snapping the bone like a dry twig. Charle: AAAAAAAGH!!!!! Hotshot then placed his hands on Charle's temples and gently rubbed them.💆 Hotshot: shhhh everything is fine love just go to sleep.💘 He then pushed a pressure point and Charle was sleeping like a baby.

[@xandan1668]

@@BGinfinite00 a few hours later BVRD: Okay I got it this time. He tried sneaking around again but then as he was passing an open elevator shaft he saw a glowing green arrow pointing down the shaft and he looked down out of curiosity. He saw 4 orbs glowing at the bottom and was curious what they were. Slip: kzbin.info/www/bejne/inPNe4Smh9tlrtk BVRD Hit the bottom and then a dozen white bone launched up spinging him through a dozen green bones and out the doors he had just fallen into and out a nearby window. Seigfried: bone voyage. BVRD flew out the window and crashed head first into a Hunter's Guild transport. Seigfried and Slip: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH-2fnigotZoq7c

[@icechue1929]

Both smash

[@dragon_master2811]

You two can share me. I don't mind~ 💕

[@kurniawanhartonoherjana7923]

Oh boy this is be kinda be bit too much don't ya think?

[@Superderpynerd]

Uh oh. I don't like harem stuff. Makes too much drama.