[SS13] Mortician

What a lucky first round as a Coroner, I wanted to do something with Organ Harvester for a long time. But I've never used it before, turned out you can't put cuffed person in (and they easily can crawl out of machine if not cuffed). So stuns/railling around the machine advised.
Rant time. It may seem like TG has added new and interesting job, but as usual in their style, the game has gotten worse. Coroner has no gameplay other than 1 dissection and questionable roleplay (even less on MRP servers because no one dies).
So just don't play coroner, what's the problem?
Behind that dissection (which requires coroner tools) researches for half the departments are closed. Someone cited a statistic that in 36% of rounds dissection was not done. tl;dr added chore for the sake of timegates.
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Server: /tg/, Terry. tgstation13.org/
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#spacestation13 #ss13

[@LivrahYT]

Based: github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/76594

[@Yorick_the_Rat]

Are we living in the opposite world where instead of removing features your videos improving them?

[@LivrahYT]

@@Yorick_the_Rat Everyone can add a pull request. But willl it be merged?

[@staringgasmask]

They aren't merging the dissections being done with a scalpel, aren't they? Oh well. On a sidenote, what MODsuit were you using? Infiltrator has a different helmet, if I recall correctly

[@LivrahYT]

@@staringgasmask Painted medical MOD.

[@staringgasmask]

@@LivrahYT ah, that checks out, thanks

[@Misterixmax]

Ticket resolved: You were a moth

[@epiccowboymemes2042]

LMFAO

[@acansyssig6353]

Asimov admin:

[@plantenthusiast3052]

Bro really just mugged the CE and stole his Jordans 💀

[@psyc733]

Had to have them timbs bro

[@MisterDevel]

The moth was really mad in the discord after this. Was pretty funny.

[@gravynavy516]

What'd he say

[@LivrahYT]

@@gravynavy516 that I metagriefed him, antagged too much and stuff (I never saw him before this round). Some people just prefer plasmaflood or desword to the head.

[@gravynavy516]

@@LivrahYT honestly when i randomly get killed mid shift I'm upset too but that's the game what can you do lol

[@LivrahYT]

@@gravynavy516 When progressive traitors was added, people stopped to go for their targets. I am missing the part of paranoia (to die midshift now you need to rush xenos with toolbox or smth)

[@gravynavy516]

@@LivrahYT yeah i really like the social deduction part of the game, wish more people actually went for their targets (don't get me wrong, it's fun to see what wacky shit people do when they get traitor)

[@sicksock435446]

Reminds me of a run where I set up an emagged harvester in the commissary and marketed it as a "suicide booth". Options were fast and painless or slow and horrible, with the gag being that I would pretend to use the wrong setting if people asked for fast and painless. Since it was fairly late in the round I got a surprising amount of customers. Including one guy that I had to pay 100c... for suicide.

[@sharinowaleksandr9598]

Dude - you made my day

[@kreozello]

Reminds me of a fallout 3 suicide booth mod, lol

[@some_guy117]

When you’re to lazy to kill your self so you pay someone else to do it for you

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

Shut up and take my money!

[@pedrotbird5426]

Huh, Futurama.

[@AdmiralGigaton]

Bro became a literal super villain there, and still got greentext even with the gimmick

[@TommieTheCommie]

I love the "ding" when the harvester is done, like a microwave oven, or rather: a blender

[@alen2559]

Security officer named Max Payne:💀💀💀

[@Thekentuckyrebel]

Damn you had a fine museum going too.

[@TheTrueHaddock]

This was my biggest fear when I signed my organ donation card.

[@topster3061]

Imagine waking up to a masked man closing the organ harvester on you, and then desperately trying to sign something while he steps out to get a bone saw.

[@bakeun7767]

If you only need to knock people out you could try the radioactive microlaser instead. Infinite uses and it pairs extremely well with the hypno flash for a budget revolution.

[@AdmiralGigaton]

God o hate that I revived it. I used it one time and got half the crew hypno flashed but it felt so lazy and dirty like murderbone on low pop, thankfully after the whole server realized the potential once more it's died down again with only a few people being lazy about greentext doing it.

[@data_5674]

How does the radioactive microlaser make them suceptible for a hypnoflash?

[@blakethesnake6686]

@@data_5674 Sleepy

[@lithuanianinbound589]

wait, radioactive microlaser knocks people out?

[@vandarkholme8548]

Did they add a coroner job to TG? IDK sounds like something to be absolutely forgotten by the players, this is a job for high RP servers. We already have the Detective who's supposed to perform autopsies and solve crimes, and we all know that he ends up doing neither and just chasing assistants around the station like a budget security guard with more drip.

[@violetsprut9420]

"More drip" part is worth playing as a budget security.

[@toddoverholt4556]

They did give it some mechanical function as bodies that have been processed by a coroner have greatly increased medical tend speed (great for bodies with metric asstons of damage) and also the coroner can also do autopsies to tell how someone died etc

[@mesotolioma5089]

​@@toddoverholt4556 Trick people into working as a team by giving them selfish rewards, good

[@hypno9022]

Basically, they only added it because Medical Borgs were doing all the dissection. It was literally added just to slow down the dissection experiments (Coroner gets an exclusive item that's now used in the surgery experiments).

[@toddoverholt4556]

@@hypno9022 which is annoying when there is no coroner/cmo/medical and science needs autopsies to proceed with research

[@kriegskorpsman6136]

watch them delete the emag function for the harvester due to this

[@sicksock435446]

Good ending: they let you use it on cuffed people

[@qwworpdd]

omg is that guy that one famous mortis mahnov

[@SugarWolf211]

Ive never fear a mortician during rounds before... now i do 😢

[@ZMCFERON]

Livrah actually green texts? I must be in hell

[@hko2006]

What green text

[@jost8804]

Мы прощались на пароме, прохрипел мне ямщик У погоста в дряхлом доме, дед живёт - гробовщик Год назад его нечистый дух попутал Его рассудок мрак окутал

[@pedrotbird5426]

Beautiful poem

[@bytesol]

Coroner is flavorful though its pretty barren once you get the dissections done, since its yet another chore job like viro and genetics. I think autopsies would be far more useful if damage packets saved info on what caused them outside of wounds.

[@hughtube2111]

Something fun about Corner is there vendor if hacked sells a ritual knife powerless of course but does help make a killer Heretic cosplay

[@athath2010]

for future reference, batonning them into staminacrit also works if you want to keep them awake and conscious in the organ harvester despite being unable to have them cuffed

[@spaceengineeringempire4086]

Me plays the mortician. The station: ok we had 3 murders but wer not sending them to you caus some guy in a grey suit spaced there bodies

[@christophernoneya4635]

I wonder how you could make the job engaging in the long term if its going to be its own job. It needs more options when it comes to bodies, it needs to be more open to mischief, more RP oppurtunities and in general needs to be more enaging. I can barely think of options because its such a specific job title. If you mix in a mortician and make them responsible for organizing funerals with the chaplain you have a very good RP setup at least. I'd also make their supervisor security instead of medical so they can be an active part of an investigation. You could even give them a scanner that scans blood samples removing it from the detective so you need a coroner to investigate murder scenes as well for more information

[@110kgbeast3]

I`ll say it again, Boris you monster

[@shinyducky6445]

These videos help me learn the game more and there so interesting .

[@mdkt3063]

Ох, и долго же потом горела лампочка...

[@murilot.c3823]

Incredible video as always! Thanks for being one of the greatest SS13 youtubers!

[@spectrem12]

@Livrah you got the best ss13 videos. Creative premise as always

[@Lamadon_Pyreus]

Funny how Coroner here is the same in being useless as the Coroner role in ToS2. E: "Thank you, Livrah, for absolutely DESTROYING the Station as the new Coroner role!" "Thank you, Livrah, for owning the crew as the traitor!" Out of ideas. See you.

[@drecknathmagladery9118]

this was honestly a perfect job to get as a traitor when your a mortician nobody asks why your dragging what appears to be a dead body around especially when they drop to the floor right in front of someone.

[@plmko2824]

I will now literally fear the name Livrah as a username in game

[@TheRyufen]

Jemnor the singulo lizard was on the video, nicely

[@gravynavy516]

How'd he get so many sleepy pens? Does he just refill them with chloral?

[@LivrahYT]

Yes I refilled it.

[@gravynavy516]

@@LivrahYT thanks

[@captgeoff0713]

Meet the medic

[@ВечернийБомБом]

Двое влюбленных лежали во ржи рядом комбайн стоял у межи. Тихо завелся, тихо пошел, кто-то в батоне ухо нашел...

[@paintorian2064]

Give coroner proper station that can upgrade fresh organs they get from players. Perhaps some rare chems as a side product. Player that was dissected should also get some bonus, may be increased tator chance for next round. Optionally increase it higher if chaplain makes a proper burial which also rewards chaplain.

[@diamond-boy1217]

1:58 CONSTRUCT YOUR OWN HUMAN FOLKS FREE OF CHARGE!

[@StudioAREshorts]

So, what should you put in the sleepypen aftermarket?

[@LivrahYT]

Chloral Hydrate

[@DeonGaming]

“CE is a bad guy”

[@ezraiguess4709]

I only play goonstation, this looks so complicated compared to heisenbee

[@Eidako]

I wonder what flavor text the victim inside the harvester gets, if any.

[@Eidako]

Checking the code, doesn't look there is any. Found an interesting comment though. "//Chest and head are first in bodyparts, so we invert it to make them suffer more"

[@gravynavy516]

Did this exact same thing as chef once except i used the gibber

[@ertyremains2017]

cook's best friend

[@simplysmiley4670]

Yeah Coroner as a role's just not great at all. Your job is to do 2 dissections on a human and any non-human and that's it, while a significant chunk of research is locked behind those. And on top of that you have an additional surgery, Autopsy, that does what a health analyzer does already way better, jsut so you can get a 20% surgery speed on a corpse for medics to patch up, and why would they need that when they could do it faster without bothering with it is beyond me, but from a short argument about it I was told that "they might as well just nerf analyzers and it will be perfect"

[@EndranExit]

I think they need expand on dissection two for research but other dissections should also bring some benefits

[@burgernthemomrailer]

It’s like bartender, you get access to a weapon, your job is basic, and you can just fuck around all shift once you do it

[@sicksock435446]

@@burgernthemomrailer A good bartender can actually be useful later on in the round. Providing discount Omni to various departments. Going rambo with thrown bottles and shotgun if the station goes to shit. Putting the clown in disposals.

[@dimmadome6085]

@@burgernthemomrailer bartender is an ancient ss13 job and incredibly important for gameplay. /TG/tard jobs aint

[@peytonalexander5300]

@@dimmadome6085 “bartenders are good because they already existed, coroners are bad because they didn’t exist until now” This mentality sucks, let people try new things

[@jamesflynn6827]

Waaait you killed Jemnor? You monster!!

[@sylphinsomnia9679]

ну с молью конечно заминочка вышла. Я только не понял почему роботех сагрился?

[@LivrahYT]

Все цели которых ткул ручкой со снотворным пытались убежать. Даёт надпись в чате что тебя ткнули, значит ничего хорошего.

[@Democracy_ss13]

Bloody harvest... also nice video like all dude

[@PhilTruthborne]

It's a dirty job but someone gotta do it

[@cnarfrat1911]

BROOOO now they know...goob job!off

[@Battel-Matter]

have you ever heard of the singing machine from lobotomy corp?

[@TheZholvar]

That was dark.

[@WladylawGomulka]

so sad everyone knows how pen is working

[@hko2006]

0:03 what does the recording say 5:06 the ding when organ harvesting is done is chef kiss 7:02 why you got shocked?

[@LivrahYT]

Whiskey Echo Whiskey - Wew lad Don't grab whoever you defib

[@zaero2379]

If someone gets defibbed, the person dragging em gets shocked.

[@The_Scrapper]

Can you do a video about a insane CMO

[@mrmannsalt2444]

4:00 is that a lizard wizard?

[@minerturtle45]

well that was fuckin horrifying! great job man!

[@Tory-JJ]

Ah.. What a gross job!

[@arsgars6481]

А за что СМО? Просто из-за того что он моль ? 😅

[@LivrahYT]

Крылья в коллекцию.

[@HelioBellator]

Amazing work

[@zzurge1173]

Sin track,based

[@Azib-rn2td]

Gosh dayum.

[@antropod]

Lizard deserved it

[@dimmadome6085]

certified TG shit PR

[@21_315]

Good round

[@amygdala308]

Ха-ха-ха, великолепное видео! Словно смотрю шедевр в жанре триллер про маньяка-психопата из морга.

[@AngelofKaos]

tg has become terrible ever since cobbychems, partially saved by fermi, but from then on, nothing but terrible decisions from coderbus, I'm glad I no longer play there tbh

[@neilgregsoil1989]

Amazin

[@atomic_bomba]

Interesting.

[@darkfinnstudios4064]

хорош

[@gibby-at996]

coroner is a bagil-nerf... fr fr........

[@roshome1612]

Мне сказали сказать что я первый

[@craig5551]

Swag

[@fizziz_1035]

Livrah get me unbanned

[@almalebrikiene3006]

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