Lizard Hose Dub

[@Sammyyaam]

"Waaah! Take that fuckboy, no one fucks with my hose!" LOL

[@mattbeste6627]

Hey guess what?

[@jonathancroc]

+Matt Beste wut

[@charlotteschmitt2549]

I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT IT WAS SO FUNNY

[@deadguy237]

that was a good one. also fuck it will give you to... get fucked. takes me back to the old vids.

[@AgiIeBeast]

*fuccboi

[@XxThePlaylistxX]

That waluigi WAHHH that matched up perfectly with the dude killed me 😂

[@leow3696]

TAKE THAT, FUCKBOY!

[@adriandasea8392]

NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY HOSE!

[@pine3368]

The second I look in the comments I hear the WAHHHHH

[@MontgomeryGrim]

WAAHHH!! LOL

[@SirManfly]

@@MontgomeryGrim rolling around on the ground laughing....

[@JanGamex]

"You don't wanna end up like that guy using a standard hose, not going anywhere, and he's fucking bald" xD

[@andyx181x]

FUCK!

[@andyx181x]

Too much good stuff from Jaboody!

[@zfrometa8316]

I died

[@thefray123]

"FUCK!"

[@nick-dc3xu]

A C Look at my hose People, I don't know who lives here, BUT IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP

[@thatdood9303]

“You don’t wanna be walkin around with a big honkin nanner!” 🤣🤣

[@TakeDaCakeProduction]

"That's 50 ft... Get fucked" my favourite quote of all time

[@r2dadizubz]

Come on.... touch it

[@sprtsfanatic1]

Classic JaboodyDubs zinger 🤣🤣🤣

[@XTRABIG]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@datisalex]

The fact that this commercial guy looks like my therapist distresses me

[@cmoor8616]

"Go on, TOUCH IT"

[@mondongo9323]

Thats something u should talk to ur therapist it sounds like😂😂

[@canaisyoung3601]

Bring that up to your therapist.

[@errorbirdesther]

Show this to your therapist We need to know how he reacts

[@JibbsCompilations]

"I don't know who lives here but it's time to wake up!!"

[@Facelessheep]

I CANT BREATH :D

[@justassimple8328]

I'm wheezing like for minutes

[@lukelong2489]

Don’t want to e walking with a big honking banana 😂

[@RIBBERCAGE]

Omg my face hurts LOL

[@extraña_es_la_vida]

WA

[@alixgraye9436]

wo wOah watch the- woAH WOAH don't get it caught on the thing-jA wOah wO WO WO WO... oh oh oh, hey buddy watch where youre going you gotta- hIJA HO WOOo

[@GoofyGoober-us7yp]

"Take that fuckboy" holy shit these are hilarious

[@b.a.k5367]

1:34

[@b.a.k5367]

1:35

[@alliesinger297]

"She also didn't know I have my hose in my hand too" 😂😂😂

[@harryman11]

"That's fifty feet get fucked" I almost choked while I was eating lmao

[@grizzlygaming8857]

No it's called food.

[@ilovesparky13]

Eggplant?

[@venomf0]

omg i died this shits funny

[@Nastuf]

Well now see if you had the hose in hand you could spray those fluids down your throat clearing all the blockage...don't miss a drop people it can save lives

[@Displaysz]

*LMAO*

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

1:56 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@frank7117]

"That's 50 feet.... get fucked!"

[@myyythicalart202]

"C'mon, touch it."

[@yamaha94O]

poptort

[@DeadlyDre]

lol!!!

[@yamaha94O]

that must of been my daughter trying to look up nyan car. haha

[@huricane887]

How about instead of building a wall over mexico we just pull out our hoses and shower them?The hoses would be too long for them to navigate over and they'd all be wet. :P

[@thebanana845]

“You don’t wanna end up like that guy still using a standard hose, not going anywhere, and he’s fuckin’ bald-“ Gets me every time.

[@discduderules]

"This is my next door neighbor Sharon, she didn't know that i was filming her and she also didn't know that I had my hose in my hand too"

[@sweetnsassyjjfoote]

-Zane- Discduderules on PSN that was GOLD 😂

[@ElectricBear10]

WAS HE TOUCHING HIS NO NO AREA 🤯

[@ericross441]

It's like they know me lol

[@22jeffstreet11]

What the fuck jotaro

[@slytheguy6988]

I LOVED that part xD He made him sound so much like a creep.

[@radiatorbacon5239]

"My mom always told me I'm a grower not a shower, and she was right!" I can honestly say that had to be the best or worst conversation of that kid's life.

[@AyeitsTia-sq5xt]

I don't know who lives here but it's time to wake up 😂😂😂

[@KellyOKellyComedy]

Favorite part Hahahaha

[@thecontentgiverkid591]

SAME DUDE XD

[@kateleduc-duheme4359]

Tia lol

[@prayse8292]

Im still laughing

[@Korsfestelse]

Saw this as it happened. Never understood that comment until now 😂😭

[@alexandraneko]

1:32 WAAHHH that part reminded me of Waluigi 😂😂😂😂

[@aprilquinn92]

the bulldozer part had me laughing so hard, like that kind of laugh where you literally Can't stop cracking up, then for the next 30 minutes, you randomly bust out laughing again.

[@rockabilly95]

I'm all too familiar with that.....

[@buttercup9709]

The amount of times I foundd myself saying "you got a bit of a tangle in your dangle" over the years is worrying

[@BrandonTedrow]

"Unghhhhhhhhhhhhh, Sharon!"

[@jasonlong8754]

"Hey, turn me on and watch my hose get huge!" "My mom always said I was a grower, not a show-er. And boy, was she right!" "She didn't know I was filming her. She also didn't know I had my hose in my hand, too"

[@JetFalcon710]

"Uuuhhhhhuuuuunngggghhh, Sharon~!"

[@guitarpick2002]

I lost it at "I don't know who lives here, but it's TIME TO WAKE UP!!!" Ah, Jaboody, you never cease to make me laugh.

[@ember4769]

"and if you squeeze me in the right spot all of my raging fluids will come flying out" 😏😏

[@xavieraguila8370]

Sounds familiar...

[@ericross441]

Yep

[@ooferrell]

Get fucked!!!!

[@APMusicc]

@@ooferrell XD CAN’T U SEE IM FILMING A COMMERCIAL YOU CYKA BLYAT (translates into YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE)

[@YourOldUncleNoongah]

sounds like me every morning at 5am.

[@Adadevoh2000]

1:27 - "Coming thru!"

[@FillyDerpyHooves]

WAHH! (Sprays water at) TAKE THAT YOU FUCKBOY!!

[@jazaelperez5213]

NO ONE FUCKS WITH MY HOSE

[@SolidMarty]

sounds like Waluigi 😅

[@orllop620]

hahaha, hadn't noticed!

[@lugiaanimates]

TheBigNicktoons WAAAA(luigi)no one f*cks with my hoes!!!

[@brianjacobson6961]

Hose is filling with that Scooby-Doo growing sound effect. PERFECT!

[@joshfreeman1197]

1:26 to 1:37 is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life

[@oaplaxis]

I laughed SO loud at the "Wah!" part! XD

[@Displaysz]

*LMAO*

[@chris_fam1969]

Josh Freeman yes yes yes same bro

[@Cowmaize]

*_W A H_*

[@jasonkh3943]

Jaboody always gets the lip sync perfect lmfao

[@JaySmith-vq9oy]

These are some of the funniest I have ever seen in my life. MORE PLEASE!

[@Mysenhoffle]

They should hire this guy to do the interdimensional commercials in Rick and Morty

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

Martina McKenzie holy fuck thats genius

[@Resjek]

Martina McKenzie he would have to apply

[@bakedsims5478]

“You’ll leave here with an arm full of fake doors in your arms”

[@sketchonomadek5270]

That would be fucking legendary.

[@BDBD16]

horigble.

[@juffurey]

"And he's fuckin bald" such an unnecessary insult 😂

[@simpsonsfreak23]

"She didn't know I was filming her... She also didn't know that I have my hose in my hand too."

[@brancograf7384]

🍆hose

[@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman]

👉👌=🍆🍑

[@johnd6841]

OG jabooody dubs is where it’s at. The gopher is the best. Mighty mend it, and a few others are pure gold

[@yeyeboy5050]

0:40 He's not gay, he just loves omelettes!

[@orionrodriguez6440]

"Slammed my dick in there so many times but never in the bowl ! You know why?Because its for fucking omelettes!"

[@zfrometa8316]

Same

[@zinccat7493]

"Fuck man, I just love making omelettes!"

[@dsrtrsx]

and I'll throw in these to help you pry your ass open

[@DrKFC69]

But I’m not allowed to go to the gym anymore

[@KiaraLionessTM]

“Behold the full length and girth of my hose at it’s full potential hey! Can’t you see I’m filming a commercial here you fucking asshole! Waaah! Take that fuck boy no one fucks with my hose” Lmao I’m dying 😂😂

[@nrg6245]

Idk who lives here but it's time to wake up lmao I died

[@nonfictionalmind5757]

NRG lol ikr

[@jasonkh3943]

Me too fuccc lol

[@corksoaker4934]

Somebody already said that. Why did you repeat it? Was it because you thought you'd get as many likes as they did? Try being original, thanks!

[@aiden179]

@@corksoaker4934 it is a you tube comment section.

[@nthgth]

Lmao it's the little jokes like that, that make humor awesome

[@tamaking86]

"I dunno who lives here but its time to wake up..!" Fucking gold!

[@TheZALGOisCOMING]

>expands hose to full length to water something that's far away >opens nozzle >the fucking hose shrinks again >MFW i've been trolled by a hose

[@Mike-pd6np]

It only shrinks once the water has been turned off... you can water whatever you want as long as the spout is still on...

[@TheZALGOisCOMING]

he turns it on and it starts shrinking immediately not even 20 seconds into the video (at least it looks that way because of shitty editing)

[@Mike-pd6np]

Behind TheWall Didn't you see him turn the water off? The water coming out was just what was left in the hose. They were showing off it's ability to shrink back down to a small size.

[@RinInABin]

>memetexting outside of chans

[@TheZALGOisCOMING]

>MFW i've been destroyed. absolutely shattered

[@ppoblete2280]

" women prefer a light, dainty, petite hoses.. you don't want to be walking around with a big honkn nanner!" 😂😂😂😂

[@mellowandjello]

1:32 *WAAAAH* YOU FUCKBOY!!!!!!

[@Displaysz]

mellowandjello *LOL*

[@chris_fam1969]

mellowandjello LMAO

[@superultramegarayre5067]

I’ll take 15! *throws money at screen

[@arnoldchand4144]

Please excuse my pubic hair covered arms.

[@nataleekwiat7736]

"Hey CAN'T YOU SEE I AM FILMING A COMMERCIAL HERE ......WAAAAA!"

[@abbyrivera3400]

"I don't know who lives here, but its time to wake up!"

[@zfrometa8316]

I died just like Roman Torchwick...

[@alexandraflowerchild6504]

Yes!!!! Hahahahahah

[@SolamenteVees]

Vocal inflections are what makes this

[@ThePlatify]

I used to watch these all the time in high school... man where has the time gone lol

[@protectorofjam6188]

know how you feel man, years get shorter but the dubs keep coming

[@ThePlatify]

Right!?

[@kaseybrewer545]

"C'mon, touch it!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Fuzzbuggy]

"And instantly i'll retract to my small, natural, convenient size...." *awkward silence* "AMAZINGG!!"

[@abbyintheattic]

"Now I don't know who lives here but IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP!!!"

[@Joe-bn9fz]

"I don't know who lives here but it's time to wake up!" 😂 Lost my shit!

[@mikedead9959]

I know I'm over a year late but these are fucken pure genius everyone of them is fucken hilarious " Idk who lives here but wake up " absolutely perfect

[@veganssuck2155]

only a year late?

[@kmpunk8180]

"I don't know who lives here but it's time to wake up!" Lost it there lol

[@midnightw127]

"I don't know who lives here but ITS TIME TO WAKE UP!" Lmao

[@nathanwyatt1637]

"Watch the wow wooohh wow wwooooo wwwoowwww wwooo don't get it on the wwooo wwoooo" I anlmost died.

[@xnam01]

It’s the lip sync that’s so precise that frisking kills me with laughter For example 1:25

[@haleyblazek4200]

"I don't know who lives here but time to wake up!"😂😂😂

[@g0i2023]

"You don't want to be like that guy still using the standard hose not going anywhere and he's fucking bald." "Goddammit!" 😂 🤣

[@erikh5865]

'Turn me on and watch me grow huge!' Only 12 seconds in and I'm dying.

[@erikh5865]

Ok now I got an ad for the 'Metal Garden Hose' which is claiming to be better than expandable hoses. wtf

[@JessieJamesTan]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@6reezy949]

1:25 I completely fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@batzoro]

"You don't wanna end up like that guy using a standard hose, not going anywhere, and he's fucking bald" From that moment I couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the video

[@Dorian_Scott]

I was introduced to Jabooby Dubs via Ironmouse. I gotta say, these have got to be some of the most talented people, ever. Literally *EVERY* single dub kills me dead laughing. Thank you for always making my day with these videos.

[@hairymanwich478]

"He's not going anywhere and he's fucking bald" bald guy struggling with a hose: "Fuck!"

[@nicholasyoder]

This whole goddamn channel lmmfao

[@rickrickardson5483]

"I don't know who lives here but it's TIME TO WAKE UUPP!" Got me dead lol

[@tylerwest9007]

"coming through" Can't you see I'm trying to film a commerical you fing ahole. Take that fboy" had me laughing so hard.

[@cloroxbleach_v1801]

Oh looks like you have a bit of a tangle in your dangle

[@JacobTheSpider]

TAKE THAT FUCKBOY

[@bender5394]

not like it was the FURST fuckin thing he said

[@Displaysz]

*Nobody Fcks Wit My Hose*

[@videos4cats484]

Clear Statement Bleach Ikr

[@eternalproductions]

" that guy still using a standard hose , not going anywhere and he's fucking bald " " TAKE THAT FUCK BOY ! " ahahaahahah😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@turtlebomb2001]

"Hey kid, you wanna see my hose?"

[@garrettwilson2626]

"If u squeeze me in the right spot, all my raging fluids will come flying outta me" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Deathbyglizzy]

Tangle in your dangle

[@bangbang44500]

My dangle is too tangled

[@HumorDash]

Im a little too tangled in my dangle

[@Deathbyglizzy]

ouh ;)

[@HumorDash]

Tranquility ☯ if only my dangle wasn't to tangled I wouldn't be tangled in my own dangle. Now I must unwrap my dangle, tangled around my waist thats tangled around my dangled twice.

[@JacobTheSpider]

I have a big tangle on my dangle ;)

[@Mr._Sherwood]

"No one fucks with my hose."

[@TheMammalizerOLD]

thanks video game dunkey

[@jacobprout5097]

I'm supposed to be watering my yard but this construction guy keeps kicking my ass.

[@blackjesus6333]

is it thelizard27?

[@LionLostInTime]

glad to see im not the only one here because of dunkey

[@jacobprout5097]

+Black Jesus Yes it's the lizard27

[@TheCoolJet64]

Some say the lizard27 can expand his hose longer than a catapult

[@dylanmoreland9907]

This guy deserves a tv show

[@jakethesnakelover]

One of your best dubs! I loved it, it was hilarious. My favourite part was the "Waaaahh, take that fuckboy. Nobody messes with my hose." 😂😃

[@devongreen9971]

“I don’t know who lives here, but it’s time to wake up” haha lmao

[@MegnaGoat430]

"Take that fuckboy"

[@justaduckwithherpes5203]

1:32 got me dying 😂😂

[@ColByte]

"idk who lives here but, *time to wAKE UP!*."

[@ArtGirlJan]

This channel is a guilty pleasure.

[@djmotise]

You guys are really getting so unbelievably good at this. Amazing. One of the very best. Viral status in just a few days.

[@jiffbombastic3694]

Had that subtitle not been in the corner I would’ve never found this video. Thanks Dunkey!

[@Appleboy78165]

I remember seeing this commercial a while back and thinking, "Jaboody just HAS to dub this one. The jokes practically write themselves!"

[@stephenbaines905]

"She didn't know I had my hose in my hand" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@orionrodriguez6440]

After a long day of school i needed this so much thanks guys!

[@lextoonstudio6090]

i just realized this is the reason why i like the tv skits in rick and morty it feels like they tried there best to copy this

[@DarkRaptor99]

I love Jaboody Dubs!!

[@mcsinger7719]

LMAO.. "COMING THRU" 1:27 the guy says that...

[@rjc0234]

0:35 the extreamly subtle fart sounds XD

[@andrewholmes3116]

1:25 this is your magnum opus Justin

[@oliviamcbeth6095]

1:23 killed me 😂😂😂

[@bread48wt]

Did KZbin really recommend great content, I’m surprised.

[@CaityCat791]

"idk who lives here but IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP" 😂😂

[@thatoneguy1565]

1:18 me when the cops tell me to leave the playgrounds

[@yrgnawastaken]

"Turn me on and watch my hose get HUGE" 10/10 best phrase

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

“T H A T’ S 5 0 F E E T!! Get fucked!”

[@LoveChumpy]

Ooooh man jaboody, this one was golden.

[@carl8790]

one of the highlights for me in KZbin's rew...the real KZbin rewind 2016 video.

[@MikeandMitchSuck]

same, but I'm happy I wasn't expecting the whipping part.

[@jonathonkearney750]

Guy in the beginning holding the hose dropped to the ground as if a sniper took him out LMAO!!! 😂😂😂

[@taylorcoley6329]

*Don't know who lives here but its time to wake up!* LMAO

[@karenlizhenriquez231]

1:01 I would’ve love a part if it said my name Karen would’ve been awesome

[@XTRABIG]

I'm rolling!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i cannot stop laughing!! ooohhhooooohhhhhhh

[@IGGSGA]

I watch these when I want to die, it helps, thanks papu

[@empressfordola]

^right! there will be more of those videos in the future, i dont think you would want to miss any of them just because you are dead such a silly reason to miss them all

[@empressfordola]

but honestly, i know that feeling, im glad you found something that helps you at least :)