Puppet History | Season 3 | Funniest Moments

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00:03 - The Great Molasses Flood
00:18 - The Beast of Gevaudan
00:26 - Ching Shih: The Pirate Queen
01:06 - The Great Molasses Flood
01:20 - Ziryab: The World's First Rock Star
01:37 - The War of the Golden Stool
01:41 - The Beast of Gevaudan
01:51 - Ching Shih: The Pirate Queen
02:00 - The Affair of the Poisons
02:18 - The Great Molasses Flood
02:44 - The War of the Golden Stool
03:03 - The Beast of Gevaudan
03:16 - The Great Molasses Flood
03:25 - Ching Shih: The Pirate Queen
03:33 - The Beast of Gevadaun
03:39 - The War of the Golden Stool
03:45 - The Great Molasses Flood
04:03 - The Affair of the Poisons
04:15 - The War of the Golden Stool
04:22 - The Beast of Gevaudan
04:29 - The War of the Golden Stool
04:40 - The Great Molasses Flood
05:02 - The Beast of Gevadaun
05:17 - Ziryab: The Worl'd First Rock Star
05:38 - The War of the Golden Stool
06:00 - The Great Molasses Flood
06:12 - The Beast of Gevadaun
06:33 - Ching Shih: The Pirate Queen
07:07 - The Great Molasses Flood
07:19 - The Beast of Gevadaun
07:31 - Ziryab: The World's First Rockstar
07:41 - The War of the Golden Stool
07:54 - The Affair of the Poisons
08:09 - Ziryab: The World's First Rockstar
08:19 - The Beast of Gevadaun
08:26 - The Great Molasses Flood
08:35 - The War of the Golden Stool
08:44 - Ching Shih: The Pirate Queen
08:59 - Ziryab: The World's First Rockstar
09:09 - The Great Molasses Flood
09:18 - The Beast of Gevadaun
09:23 - Ziryab: The World's First Rockstar
09:30 - The War of the Golden Stool
09:43 - Ching Shih: The Pirate Queen
10:05 - The Great Molasses Flood
10:12 - Ziryab: The World's First Rockstar
10:17 - The Beast of Gevadaun
10:22 - The War of the Golden Stool
10:38 - The Beast of Gevadaun
10:40 - The Affar of the Poisons
10:59 - The Beast of Gevadaun
11:06 - The Great Molasses Flood
11:21 - Ching Shih: The Pirate Queen
11:42 - The Great Molasses Flood
12:44 - The War of the Golden Stool
13:16 - The Beast of Gevadaun
13:39 - The Affair of the Poisons
13:53 - Ching Shih: The PIrate Queen
14:09 - The Great Molasses Flood
15:02 - The War of the Golden Stool
15:28 - The Affair of the Poisons
15:43 - The Beast of Gevadaun
16:00 - The Great Molasses Flood
16:11 - Ching Shih: The Pirate Queen
16:20 - Ziryab: The World's First Rockstar
16:44 - Ching Shih: The Pirate Queen
16:58 - The Great Molasses Flood

[@LizzieRa17]

Thank you so much for watching! Make sure to like, comment, and subscribe for more content like this and remember: all episodes used and their timestamps can be found in the description. I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you again at the end of SEASON 4!!

[@tatianahernandez2865]

"Papa i want a jellybean!"

[@belo77o]

All of these clips out of context truly show how balls to the walls insane this show is, I love it.

[@BurgundyBurrito]

"or c, RAAATS!" kills me every time

[@badaboop2035]

*"a rotten jellybean for the beef boy"*

[@StopMotionDryptosaurus]

1:24 “No this one is gonna be cut out of the episode.”

[@anicoleww]

The swiftness of this edit.. good Lord was Willing and the creek did not rise !!

[@LizzieRa17]

That may just unironically become a part of my vocabulary now

[@gregohreee]

i forget that there are people who don’t actually say that in their day to day lol

[@anicoleww]

@@gregohreee lol same

[@nienke169]

I never knew who Shane looked like, turns out, now that I’ve seen him with eyeliner… he looks like Klaus Hargreeves

[@nocturnalcove9736]

Has anyone else sat down and tried to create an entire backstory for the Professor and the Genie? My take: The Professor discovered the Genie and were good friends existing out of time in another pocket universe. The Professor learned of a 'box' that the Genie cant open and also learns that he was created by the Genie for a world ending or domination plot. Both have time traveling powers but can't tell who is where. The professor escaped and hid this box somewhere in time and has been avoiding the Genie, altering events in history to disrupt the Genie's plan. Eventually in present day, the Professor teaches students online because he's found a genuine love for history and what he's experienced, leaving hints of the Genie since he'll one day find him. The Professor doesn't have a family so jokes that he does in the form of Beast for X-Men and others. Him saying he doesn't know if he has a family is hom actually wondering if he's the last of the Genie's man-made race. And that's all I've got so far...

[@LizzieRa17]

That's the best backstory I've ever heard! I was thinking of one that was a lot less cool where the professor had a lover (maybe one of the people he talks about in an episode?) and possibly children at some point in time and when the genie caught him, he had to time travel away to escape and can't go back to the time where his family exists because the genie will be expecting him there. It's, as Ryan said, a repressed memory because it was so traumatizing to him.

[@nocturnalcove9736]

@@LizzieRa17 Ooh I like that idea too! I just imagined that the Genie planted fake memories into the Professor to create a fake life for his literal and figurative puppet.

[@cathpalug1221]

Wait didn't he tell that xman and cookie monster are his relative in one episode?

[@anteaters-R-us]

“Id kiss a cow 😐” is my favorite line of all. Or “Gonzo IS blue gonzo” lmao

[@hacktplanet450]

Idk why I thought that the horses’ corpse disappeared with it but the fact that the professor confirmed that it didn’t was a harrowing detail

[@eggnogalcoholic]

As in the horse was trapped in the molasses at the end of the puppet guest song?

[@Johnmoonman]

Can't believe they've never heard "God willing and the creek don't rise." But I'm from SC so...

[@Menagerie_OS]

The professor must be found. We can still resurrect him. There is still time...

[@DanielaGonzalez-nz1nr]

What happened to the professor?

[@eggnogalcoholic]

@@DanielaGonzalez-nz1nr season four final and Christmas special 🥲 if you want to find context

[@mistamemewide]

WE GOT HIM

[@robertweedall2870]

B) WHATEVER THAT WAS ALL ABOUT

[@ayo1816]

I love the puppet and ryan's beef 😭😭😭

[@davidworobec1673]

"Captain Queef" LOL!!!!!!

[@taun96]

Man, you're quick. Today's (I live in Australia, so we're more than half a day ahead) episode was so good. I actually learned about the Molasses flood in my chemical engineering degree because it was touted as one of the worst examples of process safety. Most of my important courses had questions about why the molasses flowed fast or slow and all that.

[@LyssAix]

I have been searching for a whole day to find that ooone clip of the professor yelling at Ryan to shut the fuck up . The way he says it just kills me 😂👏🏻 and it’s in this compilation THANK YOU😂😂

[@Thegamingbuddha]

the professor vs the genie the hot dog saga are shane's funniest bits

[@online2000.]

I never get tired of Shane and Ryan’s giggles at 1:25

[@thegayathrikable]

Wow you were quick. Love your PH compilations. Although I'm gutted you missed out the Professor on the guitar

[@LizzieRa17]

The world wasn't ready for that

[@thegayathrikable]

@@LizzieRa17 that's very true 😂

[@thedarkmoonwolf5193]

That one dislike is the genie for sure

[@shadylane8672]

YES WITH THE QUICKNESS!!! Doing the Lord's work, thank you.

[@rosie7765]

2:06 is my favorite haha

[@StopMotionDryptosaurus]

Papa, I want a Jelly Bean

[@DarbyHennessey]

🥺❤️A rotten jellybean for the Beef Boy❤️🥺

[@Garryzilla]

12:41

[@tippin932]

I was hoping to see professor saying "yarg"

[@St4rdust1]

1:22 is hands-down my favorite moment in puppet history

[@darynboynton8897]

13:52 N O😐😂😂😂

[@werewolf9078]

This was my favorite season

[@ellaboehme6748]

HOW IS THIS HOW I FIGURED OUT GARRETT WATTS WAS ON PUPPET HISTORY???! EXCUSE ME???

[@mhilmyfauzi4523]

oh you are so quick, thank you

[@Headpfones]

I can't wait for the next season

[@thebishopofme]

Or C... Raaaaaats

[@hisoh31]

Am i early?!