Spiderman [commodoreHUSTLE]

[@Scio_]

Oh no, Paul's having a mid-sketch crisis.

[@ExhaustedElox]

Are we not going to discuss where Cameron was going with the defibrillator?

[@myiachanmagicalgirl]

He was going to go through the way back door so he could deliver it to the Commodore Hustle where Alex and Beej were first playing with it!

[@toomanyowlz]

Exhausted Elox *enough*

[@nickr1818]

No

[@toomanyowlz]

Nick R *in due time, that shall change*

[@Paul-A01]

Well, someone said they needed it urgently, but he figured it could wait.

[@biggerdoofus]

Coach Wallace is developing into a really interesting off-screen character.

[@grifftastic2745]

Legally distinct from Spider-Man.

[@DavidLeeKersey]

Dat hyphen makes all the diff

[@artstsym]

It's why the plural is Spiders-Man

[@FoggyMemoryProductions]

Did not expect an episode titled spiderman to be about a man breeding spiders. Also, cutting it deep about the KZbin algorithm. Also I'm nicknaming this episode "META the Humor" for obvious reasons.

[@EionBlue]

It should tell you something that I found out about the title of the sketch from this comment, mostly about the speed of my clicking and the focus it entails.

[@The_Murder_Party]

Viredae ditto mate.

[@onaipid]

I appreciate that spider breeding is a major part of this video and not one spider is shown. Probably would have yeeted my phone if one showed up.

[@jonathanr-b2839]

Same here, half expected one to show up in the end scene.

[@darylchiu9030]

And with Ben being scared shitless at the sight of one.

[@vegetalss4]

Yeah, I too am really happy about that.

[@The_Murder_Party]

Daryl Chiu or beej keeping one as a pet?

[@viljamtheninja]

Yeet?

[@sincomas]

WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THIS META COMENTARY!!!??

[@grennysohail]

its 2019 my dood

[@EionBlue]

Cam and/or Kathleen probably wrote it.

[@PharaohBender27]

@@EionBlue Credits say Kathleen wrote it, and the story was by her and Graham

[@notme222]

Of all the 4th wall breaks I've enjoyed, I've never seen anyone go next level by scolding someone for doing it. :)

[@BigMac8000]

I came here from a spider-man link. ............. this algorithm might be working.

[@EpicallyAverageDude]

"I don't know this timeline sucks!" MOOD

[@KevinWang88]

I came here to say this.

[@Chaosmage42]

i think that might be a new phrase i just say to people to weird them out

[@Lotties_handsaw]

We need help from Alex. Our resident timelord will fix this!

[@cha0sniper]

2020 heard 2019 graham and said "Hold my beer" :(

[@linearcurve]

das kapitalismus!

[@PSroka]

"It's 2019* that hit me hard, they hadn't experienced COVID here, what a gem

[@IbunWest]

If I got episodes of Unskippable as ads on youtube videos I would definitely watch more ads on youtube.

[@TheTokensamurai]

To all the staff with LRR, you are all incredible. Your work is consistantly amazing, hope you all stay awesome and become even more successful.

[@CJ-by2dt]

I...To quote Adam, if I don't understand it, is it Art?

[@babo3873]

At first I wondered why Graham asked Cam about science first before Paul. Then I realized that if he asked Paul for help, he could end up with something like cloned mutant spiders.

[@samualwatkins]

That’s pretty tamed for Paul.

[@Blazo_Djurovic]

@@samualwatkins Cloned mutant spiders with males being born with POISON CANNONS so they can repell their hungry moms?

[@awkwardbirb5710]

I mean that makes sense, but we also see Paul more or less agree: This is a bad idea.

[@feha92]

I figured that the reason he didnt ask paul for science advice, and the reason why the timelime sucked, was both one and the same. That is, that in this timeline paul isn't a mad scientist, and instead became the resident fourth wall breaker.

[@samualwatkins]

@@Blazo_Djurovic Now we're cooking with gas!

[@Drewbe821]

I appreciate the rampant self-awareness in this skit.👍

[@crusador84]

Came back to LRR after 10 years. You guys seem to have matured a lot!

[@loadingreadyrun]

Physically, yeah!

[@nathanlonghair]

I wake up from a nightmare and decide to look on KZbin to take my mind off it “Sweet; new cHUSTLE, that’s perfect!” Graham breeding jumping spiders “AM I STUCK IN THESE NIGHTMARES FOREVER?!? I WANT TO WAKE UP FOR REAL NOW!”

[@sethpannabecker5961]

Am I the only one that noticed the “Copyright 2019” change to “Copyright 2012”, or is that normal? Am I going insane?

[@solidStalemate]

For like half a second

[@Quiltfish]

Oh, I should've scrolled down first. Thought I was having some sort of attack.

[@basilmemories]

Let's be honest, most of those sales is beej just trying to rebuild his lost spider colony.

[@ignismare]

As someone with arachnophobia, I am extremely thankful that this episode did not contain any real, physical spiders.

[@OctopusOwl]

"This timeline sucks!" - best line of the show

[@elementoy1360]

Was that a callback to the friday nights where alex timewalks, or is it just funny? Either way....

[@Winterpandacookies]

If it makes you feel better cH Graham, the Graham in our timeline is a pretty successful video producer so I'm sure you have some potential in you :P

[@3dpprofessor]

When he said he'd get a second job, I was like "but then you won't have time to watch Netflix". Then the skits went through a convoluted, winding path, taking the time to wave at paths it didn't take, to turn that into the punchline. These guys are geniuses. And, I mean, we already knew that, but this is some next level stuff.

[@JonathanHecht]

"Oh yeah, Im an adult! I can just do that!" -Grahm

[@trailguidealex5010]

Jumping spiders are frickin adorable! Good job choice

[@Zythria]

"This time like sucks." Yes... yes it does.

[@avramlevitter6150]

"First, you can't just /say/ that"

[@discflame]

this is a time capsule of the late 2010s i cannot wait to come back in 11 years to remember the isolation caused by corporate megalopoly

[@WizbizMcBrix]

three and a half years later and "I don't know, this timeline sucks" is still a whole ass mood

[@mofinebovine1597]

3:56 that is the realest shit i have ever heard. I absolutely admire everyone at LRR for not caving in, sticking to their guns, and not getting sucked into the "youtube" system that encourages and rewards channels that pump out shitty clickbait content and bloating the run time of their videos. Please never change. I love you guys ❤ But if you bring back the LRR sketches, i'd be cool with that

[@ApostleO]

Love the Orville shoutout.

[@TheCookieCrisp]

Finally! I scrolled through way too many comments before I found someone mentioning it. Good show. Everyone else is missing out.

[@Grimwear]

I hate how all these streaming platforms have made an even worse version of cable where once again you need to buy into "bundles" to get the channels or shows you want to watch. Netflix was successful because it was easy and convenient. This will just turn people back to piracy because that becomes an easier way to find and watch the show you want. Valve had an entire speech about the importance of convenience when they broke into the Russian market! Baffling.

[@seth2250]

Yo ho, yo ho. Hoist the jolly roger

[@Ash16180]

I never felt bad about pirating. It's very acceptable where I live. I do like supporting the arts to some degree, and it's more covinient to use Netflix and such, so I pay for Netflix and pirating everything else. Maybe I will spread my money around and move to another streaming platform at some point, or pay for multiple if I will start earning more. Giving 5$ a month for LRR on Patreon too, obviously :)

[@The_Murder_Party]

Seth Cole on Reginas Mighty shores!

[@viljamtheninja]

@@Ash16180 Just because something is acceptable where you live doesn't mean YOU should accept it. You don't have to agree with the people around you. I was okay with pirating when there was an obvious need for the industry to digitalize. Then they did, and I stopped pirating, because I DO want to support the arts. I fucking love the arts. But now, idiots are ruining the industry by somehow failing to realize the obvious consequence of over-saturing the market with shit like this, that still insists on exclusive content. Fuck that; I'm getting my rum and pirate hat out of the basement.

[@Unclevertitle]

A compromise between pirating and simply doing without would be juggling subscriptions. I usually only want to watch so many shows on a streaming service then manage to run through them. At that point I can discontinue one service and start up another. It doesn't help with the social aspect of TV watching, keeping up with the same content other people are watching, but it's easier to justify financially.

[@markbryan4336]

"This timeline sucks!" Oh Past-Graham, if only you knew.

[@Eramiserasmus]

How long before Coach Wallce makes his "likely off-screen" appearance? Because Cam is helping devlop his character to whole new levels of interesting. And Cam, you shouldn't run with an active defribilator paddle uncovered. That's how you trip, electrocute yourself, and make tbe defribillator even more necessary.

[@alvinmason758]

so this is what lead to mass production of flaming clown spiders

[@TheTramil]

Huh. At 0:06 , there is a frame that changes the 2019 for 2012. Funny.

[@The_Murder_Party]

Gab DumBeau shananigans!

[@boobah5643]

I kind of assumed it was the other way 'round, but OK.

[@Jaxomh]

“I don’t know, this timeline sucks!” Still hits really close to home.

[@Coolg82]

I also enjoy the Werner Herzog Masterclass ads.

[@kaicreech7336]

4:38 Wow, where did they find a _real_ video rental store?

[@Bunge16]

“I’m an adult, I can just do that.“ If only all of us could have that realization.

[@orifox1629]

"This timeline sucks" is the biggest mood.

[@flannelshirtenthusiast4159]

I'd be much more forgiving of the "Algorithm run Monolith" if the "Not interested in 'Channel'" option actually stopped that channel from being recommended to me.

[@MrUglama]

Adding some user interaction to this video.

[@PommyDragon2525]

I’m excited for the moment in a future commodore hustle where Graham’s supply of spider breeding equipment, or army of artisanal spiders, is somehow a relevant plot point.

[@andynguyen985]

I fucking love commodore hustle dearly thank you guys for making this

[@NickyKnickerson]

this was soul-crushing mix way too real and terrifying.

[@WataahWithChesse]

"I watch alot of NXT UK" is an all timer of a line even multiple years after NXT UK has been dead

[@TalosParoxi]

he should have gone to Beej for tips on spider care

[@Silvern7552]

Grant should just start a watch circle he trades usage of his Netflix and WWE for one persons amazon and hulu plus another person who gets both of their services in exchange for their disney + and apple tv.

[@mckaywilliambrown]

You think this timeline sucks? The scorpion god's activated ability cost 3(b)(r) in the quanta i slid here from, nelson mandela was killed instead of inprisoned, and james earl jones died like right after the lion king wrapped up.

[@Mattteus]

“I don’t want your boring ol’ brown recluses” I’m going to have to start using that.

[@codyscoggins9906]

Spider breeding. Way of the future!

[@SeraphimKnight]

The youtube commentary was so on the nose it gave me sinusitis

[@Sahdirah]

+

[@ВолодимирМайко-п7р]

wow, that was very unsual episode. deeper than usual. Great job, team!

[@MrShinyObject]

But Graham, you can skip the ads on KZbin! All you have to do is sign up for their streaming service. Oh. Sorry.

[@ZeroArcana]

"I dunno; this timeline sucks!" < too real

[@MJBrown901]

If you want to watch KZbin without ads put a dash between the t and the u in the address bar. The video will play full screen without adds

[@jeremiahdriscoll9095]

It's a little weird, but in the Army in 2010 I knew a guy who had a side hustle breeding snakes with a similar set-up.

[@ninjago231]

I love your guy's work so much 😁

[@BenRK90]

They're becoming sentient!

[@soulpanda5616]

And then there was 2020

[@KellenHuber]

there better be a follow hustle explaining the defibrillator

[@StraveTube]

Or at the very least, several more references to it with no explanation

[@hellNo116]

Ok I thought I liked you for the magic content. I just realised I just like you!!!

[@darylchiu9030]

Arachnid Husbandry isn't as ridiculous at it may seem at first but the thought of it is pretty disturbing when you factor in the size of the well known species. Some kids make a living out of it where I come from and treat it like its rooster fighting.

[@MSUHitman]

I’m in the midwestern US & we still have a semi-national movie chain called Family Video that you can rent movies & games from. I have a location down the street from my apartment.

[@MSUHitman]

And then the pandemic happened …

[@Ruby-zl1sp]

I'm gonna be honest, I heard "spider breathing" for most of the episode and somehow didn't question it. that's just normal LRR stuff

[@samualwatkins]

Truly, this is the darkest time line. The suckiest time line if you will. The time that blows. Shit went downhill faster than we thought after 2016, and no one seems to have the power to stop it if we ever did.

[@empath69]

...man, we were naive back in The Before Times, weren't we?

[@WSWorrall]

I swear I've been trying to find the sort of blue nail varnish that Cam was wearing for ages.

[@Skullgrin.]

Huzzah, Graham hath become the Spiders-Man!

[@caberToo]

So, why was the video store at the end playing an episode of Friday Nights?

[@EbonFang_92]

"I'm an adult, I can just do that" #Adulting there are too many streaming services now

[@jackielinde7568]

1. Why is cam running around with a defibrillator? 2. Did we just watch Paul give a hard pass to something that's a little sciency? 3. Having gone from watching videos about the UK Video Game and Gambling commissions report (and the industry's response) to this video where Graham can't watch the TV shows and Movies he wants, yeah, this timeline does suck.

[@biggerdoofus]

Not that these questions needed answers, but 1. A variety of possible reasons ranging from the comment elsewhere that he was going back in time through the door to deliver it to a past cH episode, to the reason cH Alex isn't around as much any more, to a possible reason cH Alex (et al.) could've been around more often if Graham hadn't stopped him. 2. Breading is canonically more cH Cameron's area of science ("My specimens!") so it might be too mundane for current cH Paul.

[@vantharion]

Gift of the Magi in spider breeding form!

[@LegosheepIsAwesome]

Someone's been playing with the timeline again

[@GMSTRrules]

Am I the only one that googled "Werner Herzog" to find out if that was further meta-commentary? Spoiler: it is.

[@mrsnufflegums]

oh man the 2009 season reference i love it

[@pantslesswrock]

“This timeline sucks!” hits different than it did in 2019

[@parkerdixon-word6295]

*Please just be about the crew dealing with copious spider* [Watches until titles] Please be about Graham's 2nd job being him becoming a superhero somehow for the memes.

[@sephirothii13]

I see what you did there! well played well played indeed!

[@Mattteus]

You get Werner Herzog before your vine compilations? You lucky duck!

[@MortimerLR]

Depending on the time of year and species, jumping spiders can go from $20-$160+ for an adult. So... good strategy.

[@Luteloots]

As someone who's had some extremely strange dreams lately, bordering on hallucinations...I'm not quite sure what to make of this at this point...

[@rustythedeli-master6861]

If I ever find a spider breeder, I am setting fire to their house. Don't test me either, I've set an entire town on fire trying to figure out how to get past some shrubs.

[@Snowy123]

Spider breeding tech start up genius!

[@jon9828]

Welp. This one cut deeper than expected.

[@ieuanjones1318]

Wow, this one was amazing.

[@brendanchilds8520]

Graham was ahead of his time on the spider-selling idea... I wonder if he was going to sell to Tom Nook here, too...

[@ProfDragonite]

Meta commentary: it always ends with the moral of "sad, but true".

[@ProfessM]

I mean I only sub to Funimation and Netflix. Oh wait and Amazon cause I live with my GF now. Wait how are you getting Hulu you're Canadian. You can rent a movie from your local Library for free. I'm catching up on Criminal Minds right now. Also no amount money is worth being near spiders.

[@parshooter2in2]

HBO in Canada is Crave+HBO they're adapting an American vernacular because So far Canada has 4 soon to be 5 streaming services compared to America's soon to be 7.

[@KuraIthys]

I'm in Australia and we've already reached 4 general purpose streaming services, at least one for documentaries, and 3, yes 3! specific to anime streaming! Holy hell is it getting expensive. Oh and uhh... We're getting Disney+ and possibly HBO soon. So that'll be fun. =__=

[@MidniteLibrary]

I'm glad someone mentioned borrowing movies from libraries. Some libraries also provide access to video streaming services.

[@RobertJW]

KuraIthys We’re not getting Disney+ on my preferred technology setup, so heck with it, I’m not buying a different Device so I can watch it on my Samsung TV. That’s what the TV is supposed to be for.

[@musicjax]

the plight of man

[@qwertyman1511]

0:42 if it was truly required to live, i'd advocate pirating.

[@kaicreech7336]

PAUL is having doubts about a SCIENCE THING. _Think about this_

[@lare290]

Paul only does real science, biology is boring.

[@BrotherAlpha]

I'm watching this shortly after Disney tried to use the terms of service from Disney+ to get out of a wrongful death lawsuit. So at the point, you afford all of these streaming services by pirating them.

[@PopeGoliath]

Yet more proof we do not live in the best of all possible worlds.

[@Khyrberos]

This was surreal... I loved it. : )

[@cinnnom]

My college deadass has a spider farm right next to the particle accelerator and the nuclear reactor, the spider man jokes are real

[@cinnnom]

Umass Lowell if you care

[@osad1aye]

Beej for President.

[@zig131]

4:36 Yo Video is now a Hearing Aid shop so where was this filmed?

[@mrtalos]

This was... Different.