local asian (me) tries to make RICE in my bedroom 🍚

GOOD EVENING axolots it seems we meet again.
Today I bring to you my roots, my soul, my very stereotyped personality trait. Rice.
We've all tried rice before (I hope) but this rice will the ricest of all rice. It contains all the love and support my asian ancestors have given me, all compacted into a little bowl.
In this episode we venture into how far an introvert can go in order to avoid human interaction with strangers for your daily #entertainment . ALSO NOTICE HOW INSTEAD OF WAITING LIKE 16 WEEKS you only had to wait 10 this time? Damn I am popping off fr (college is sucking the soul out of me)
Love y'all bYE BYEE MWAH leave a like and lick the subscribe button for to get a significant other in ur life (100% people fail)

[@Faline_San]

Can I have a rice 🍚 in the chat pls

[@thej6878]

Rice moment Edit: 100 likes!

[@chrqnos_]

🍚 Woah I'm the first person to comment 🍚 lol

[@ehetenandayo1494]

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[@heikon7489]

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[@harudoll_y]

RICEE

[@Oyster.Saucee.]

As a Asian, Our blood does flow through rice 😌💅 *Rice for all my Asians* 🍚

[@rennchi]

THANK U BB 😻😻😻💪💪💪

[@Oyster.Saucee.]

@@rennchi 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚

[@pinterestgirl4]

thanks

[@Rxnan23_]

Thanks girlll

[@Oyster.Saucee.]

@@Rxnan23_ 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚

[@Ntnthnthnh]

Faline: wash your rice. also faline: eats rice raws without washing it

[@pruthvic149]

its cool how the process of making rice is so different from what my desi household does, we use those loud pressure cookers which always scare the shit out of me💀

[@JAnugya]

fellow desi here and I'm proud to say that i have finally learned how to cook rice in pressure cookers after BURNING my rice twice... hehe

[@anitanaseer1007]

I’m desi and we just use a rice cooker cause we don’t have stove space 😭😭

[@nanno6642]

I once tried making rice but it became daliya or gila chawal or wet chawal whatever you call it

[@dazzly6109]

IKRRR LMAOOO💀

[@chrysanttemum872]

Desi here, we just use a big ass pot👽

[@justanothercomment]

As someone who literally just moved into uni and is freaking terrified of interacting with roommates (and even more terrified of cooking Infront of them!) this is genuinely the most calming thing I've seen this whole time. Just knowing someone I think is cool has the exact same awkwardness is so comforting. Thank you for making me feel less alone :)

[@bonkeito]

10:46 as an australian i can accept this, that is a real, ricestralia moment

[@So_Indecisive]

Ricestralia > Australia?

[@넌지금잘하고있어-k4n]

As a fellow Aussie, I'm not nationalistic but 🌾r i c e s t r a l i a 🍚 You know what else other than that rice is white? Australia's preference of who to allow into the country.

[@silly2974]

yeah im not australian, im ricestralian actually🙄🙄

[@miizuakiya]

yeah as a ricestralian which is ethnically filipino i can confirm its actually called ricestralia, the government just hides our identity

[@formula1fan359]

@@넌지금잘하고있어-k4n LMAO

[@Inthenightgarden-]

✨The rice✨is a skill every asian is required to know, so as one myself I am very proud of your skills

[@STUPID__CAT]

I set rice to cook once then was gone and forgot abt it and almost burnt down my whole kitchen🌚 My ancestors would cry

[@somebody4240]

your*

[@-hein]

@@STUPID__CAT use a rice cooker???

[@Ndreau]

✨The grammar✨ is a skill that every asian isn't required to know, but as one myself i am not very proud of your skills.

[@STUPID__CAT]

@@-hein uhm i do but i just left it and it kept cooking so it burnt. and u saying now how i have to cook rice will not save that situation💀

[@ItsTocaKaira-stars]

im convinced every asian parent has their own way of cooking rice

[@nidejijixiao19]

i was watching this on the tv and my mom walked in and saw the way you were making it and said that your ancestors are disappointed in you

[@SONIA-iz5ld]

10:31 "we gotta celebrate our differences" i find that video hilarious and you referencing it suddenly like that killed me 😂

[@RealMysticalMan]

He made a strange choice

[@rj_dr]

Here I am again, watching my favorite asian boy trying to cook food and laughing while knowing damn well that I couldn't do better

[@melzzxxz]

Boy?

[@rj_dr]

@@melzzxxz the hair makes her look like one

[@the.only.livxoxo]

@@melzzxxz Fal uses any pronouns but he prefers he/him. At the end when Faline was saying I look like a little schoolboy then he said at least I look like a boy implying that fal would rather be seen as a guy

[@ixxcloudyboba5060]

@@the.only.livxoxo it’s she/they/he

[@revimfadli4666]

@@the.only.livxoxo nooo just when a girl breaks the "women aren't funny" stereotype, then this happened :(

[@alh153]

"its gone my pink streaks are gone-" *starts opening a portal*

[@ghostingsoap]

faline and his cooking abilities never cease to bring a smile on my face.. a very worried and concerned smile but smile nonetheless

[@mon0de293]

his? isnt faline a woman

[@ghostingsoap]

@@mon0de293 they use all pronouns

[@prasannamadhavmohan7553]

@@ghostingsoap wait where did she say that?? genuinely asking

[@issu.e]

THE 8:40 CAUGHT ME OFF-GUARD 💀 On a sidenote, Fal, even if your ancestors will be disappointed in you, we will have faith in you and your creations 🤗

[@Illuminat-ve5ue]

0:10 i thought you would say my rice cooker. My rice cooker is older than myself and my grandmother bought it in her mid thirties in south korea.

[@Illuminat-ve5ue]

oh wtf, does every asian have like an ancient rice cooker?

[@christianwalsh9595]

I will play soothing music as it's cooking. *proceeds to not play music but dance around silently with the rice cooker and a spoon*

[@ucanttouchthis_0]

Right after you said “I’m actually Asian” an ad came in perfect timing

[@hobistinyheartbag]

I really like the little historical reminders around the video

[@ThyFloorestFloor]

RIP Faline's room. It was nice seeing you getting messy all this time.

[@jayy2418]

Not Faline looking like an Fboy 😭😭 and also not Faline representing my whole life 4:17 😭😭🫂

[@woahhorangeJoe]

even without pink, it still gives off Pinterest

[@mindfulfairy]

I mean after all, he tried to dress up as a Pinterest guy 😌

[@woahhorangeJoe]

@@mindfulfairy he IS the Pinterest guy

[@mindfulfairy]

@@woahhorangeJoe exactly!

[@raheeema]

11:13 rest in pieces smiley face also 🍚

[@emmalin5794]

10:06 WTF I WAS EATING FROM THAT EXACT BOWL WHILE WATCHING THIS I-

[@MandyTheEchidnaOfficial]

Naw that’s crazy

[@iamerai9076]

5:37 relatable

[@evelinmay1]

feline you cooked that soup with the same confused expression I expected from a teenage gamer boy who never cooked in their life before

[@bamgyuu143]

8:53 TERRY FROM TXT 😱

[@Fbadillo]

"For every cup of rice, two cups of water" - My Mexican Grandmas

[@violetmenace6245]

NAAAAH DUDE tomato sardines are part of the Asian experience, 10/10, W tomato sardines.

[@mondrella627]

0:40 yesterday i also got a haircut!! But they cut too much. My hair was 15 cm over my shoulder, i asked her to only cut like 5 cm. Guess what she did? She CUT 15CMMM so now i have shoulder lenght hair. Also she cut my hair while it was dry and didn’t even detangle it (i have curly hair) never going for a haircut again, i will simply just cut it myself or let my mom do it🙃

[@yumyum1801]

Yes, it is normal to eat rice with the sardines bathed in tomato soup for months as a meal

[@ssho10]

Lmaoo da fact that my mum eats raw rice somtimes and shE LIKES IT- 💀

[@Alexander_Sepulveda]

For every unit of rice, two units of water.

[@hadashahdecker1053]

it's giving me trying to remember how to cook rice as my dad shouts at me bc this is the 300th time he's taught me

[@Sapphire.135]

i know this is cliche coming from a asian but... rice is one of my favorite foods in the world because its so easy to customize it to your liking cause you can add/make lots of things with it. Also, Faline... you are awesome!!!🍚😃

[@mallberrypie1633]

Pov: you also eat rice whithout making it into a dome in a daily basis even though your asian (as a filipino, yes we dont turn our rice into domes unless were eating at restaurants...)

[@izaansalam6418]

2:49 i love how when she spills the rice the captions say "foreign" (even yt captions are saying she's a foreigner)

[@zahra9890]

I'll take this video as motivation for me to learn how to cook before I move out to uni next year

[@DanzelGlovington]

The rick roll on your about page has left me hollow and desolate inside. I.... I can only hope to go on living so that some day my soul may return to me.

[@kanak4163]

Being an asian and seeing her making the rice is something I love

[@coralumin]

Faline and his ancestors proud of him for making rice: we r proud, WAIT DID YOU JUST DO THE THE RICE YOU BI-

[@Rxnan23_]

As someone who is half Asian rice is my fav food ITS MY LIFE

[@nicolemorales8659]

Didn’t realize I would be taught to make rice…thank you

[@vivviennewest]

Faline taught me how to cook rice, I would've died if he didn't. Thank you Faline.

[@elise8519]

Faline: i just bRoOmEd the floOr

[@avinoired]

physically shaking

[@youruncleolaf4694]

faline and ranboo are like opposites of the same spectrum and i hope one day we see them doing like a cooking stream or something. cooking streams are the most chaotic format and often also give us more reasons to bully the steamer for being incompetent. all round great time

[@ummu1169]

OMG I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH THIS

[@wilyriley_]

i would love to see this

[@amy-br9jh]

I first watched faline since the hate green video and their contents r just getting way too relatable and I'm not explaining why

[@beachboy8220]

I can feel my ancestors rolling in their graves at the mere sight of that rice cooker

[@itsFroppyFrog]

you became my fav youtuber in like 2 days also your videos are so funny , that they make me question my life choices :)

[@shwethat9232]

To pour the water,You can use the cup that you used measure the rice just 2 times of the rice measure. For 1 cup rice pour 2 cup water it's works well.

[@personcalledalexis]

“it’s like- fricken australia” as an australian i could not be more privileged to be soup or whatever that sht is.

[@aaxxeenfree4576]

"You know asian parent are never wrong" 😭😭🙏

[@kewpie_myo]

My latina heritage would beat me up if I couldnt make good rice, gl to you on your journey 😿

[@vqmps.]

"my ancestors would be so dissapointed... it's not a dome, its like fricking... Australia" (as an australian i agree)

[@kamen.rider.decade]

2:48 I'm just impressed, honestly.

[@Biolllogie]

My parents thought me to put the same cups of water i put for the rice then add 1/2 cup of water, for an example: If i put 1/2 cup rice, I put 1 cup of water

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

6:53 in the age of social media I think not talking to a phone is more odd

[@Parker-nm9cg]

hiding from roommates is so gd relatable- i have a rice cooker and a little electric pot thingy in my room at all times. at first the pot was just for ramen and i still made most of my meals outside but now i have half my spice cabinet, pasta sauce, soy sauce, olive oil, and two boxes of pasta in my room. i. i think this is getting out of hand.

[@mrtbts]

that one time i went to switzerland with my family and found made in thailand jasmine rice and then realized after we bought the rice we don’t have a rice cooker so we ended up cooking rice in a pot and it was so hard

[@esedation]

he literally gets more handsome every video what kind of witch craft

[@Dedog0]

This is the first step to Faline becoming obsessed with watching cooking videos and hogging the kitchen all the time!

[@computeraccow]

dude can anyone tell me the name of the song at 11:35 I swear I've heard it before

[@adil0028]

Same

[@adil0028]

Can someone lemme know if they know it

[@MandyTheEchidnaOfficial]

@@adil0028 yea maybe if i find it in the future I’ll come back and tell u

[@adil0028]

​@@MandyTheEchidnaOfficialWhy do I feel like it's from some video game

[@shortcake774]

the fact that I have existed for so many years but yet I thought that It was possible to cook noodles without water

[@JanxZ]

as a non asian, i was gonna scream when i thought she was gonna put in the unwashed rice, thankfully she started scolding me for something i thought she was gonna disappoint her ancestors with.

[@tiktak1701]

Nobody could’ve ever thought to use the bathroom sink to wash the rice

[@euphoria-w6e]

Alternate title: local asian disappoints ancestors in bedroom

[@progect3548]

10:46 well one other similarity is that they’re both warm

[@Rxnan23_]

If I tried to cook rice I’d probably burn and my Vietnamese mum will probably scream at me :D

[@h3ll0kittie]

5:50 𝚋𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊

[@black_blitz7311]

2:02 that's not a silverfish *What in the name of stickbug cockroach Aedes mosquitos is THAT*

[@danniel7749]

You can always do the Instant Noodle Combo if things turn South

[@shampoobottle7931]

also asian me: *casually grabs a rOuNd EdGe scissor and throws it at an innocent (totally) basketball lying around*

[@r31yn]

THE PINK STREAKS ARE GONE *attempts to summon peter parker*

[@constell8006]

Personally my way of measuring the water you put in is like this Put your index at the bottom, like you pointed it to the bottom. Straight to the bottom. Then you hover your thumb over the rice, like slightly touching it. Keep it in that position, then bring the index to the top of the rice. Put water in to the height of the thumb. AND THATS HOW I DO IT :rice:

[@0dd_squad]

how to disappoint your parents and ancestors 101: Fail to cook rice

[@calamity2383]

Honestly when you said my hair I laughed so hard because my friend cut his hair recently and it’s super weird so we’ve been talking about how we’re mourning his hair and not the queen for days

[@BricksAndRizzes]

peasant crime scene 😭 bro this is literally how us burmese eat the rice I'm so sorry for our crimes

[@galaxozo]

my mother taught me to put the same amount of water as the amount of rice, ie 1 cup of rice is 1 cup of water that you add at the end

[@hwachevwer]

As another typical asian, you're supposed to open that rice packet wide and put the container inside of it, In order to fill it up.

[@coon.crochet]

"rice from my colonizers" loo

[@blinkpop16]

4:11 i saw a mole on your chin... Am I supposed to say this😅?!

[@anishax.t]

Hey Faline!! Got your video in my recommendations today, can’t stop watching your videos. Absolutely love your humour!!!!💙 Hope you’re having a great day! Also thank you!

[@st4rtruck]

That rice is the reason my dad left for mill

[@Scruffthedog]

Somehow we have both disappointed our ancestors. Let us wallow in shame together Asians.

[@mecmeuf4528]

4:13 omg most relatable thing EVER LMAO

[@lemonem_]

Our Axolotl Father is giving

[@prettyperson177]

omg ur so handsome you r slaying Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

[@yourlostleftsock9141]

0:15 bro was so devasted over his pink hair he turned into doctor strange💀

[@-kohaku5148]

Faline going back in history and remind us southeast Asians about the time of colonism, I love history so much when it's related to the World War II

[@birdsbirdsandmorebirds6251]

Okay but he is slaying the hair 😩😩

[@lataniaevans2474]

That's a girl

[@BrainR0t__]

@@lataniaevans2474 Faline goes by he/they/she pronouns

[@lataniaevans2474]

@@BrainR0t__ oh damage it I I'm sorry i didn't know that

[@asterroux1102]

FALINE its a SCOOP! u should SCOOP the rice OUT the bag FALINE

[@Suzumechan2]

such A+ content

[@GabrielleJinn]

10:07 The fact that I'm martinican and have those. (expect that it's a flower in the middle)

[@virgilconstantinescu4676]

The asmr of the soup scene made me laugh so hard

[@ranch9167]

I clicked the second I saw "asian" and "rice" in the same title

[@beingjaden]

"wtf am i doing with the hands" mf was abt to open a damn portal to a new dimension

[@amy-br9jh]

9:25 💥 BOOM 💥 good enough 🤚 when you're used to the bAre 😆 minimum

[@C.Junella__]

Me: clicks on video 20 seconds in Faline turns into doctor strange while mourning hAiR

[@Qishh2710]

As an asian too, idk how to cook rice bc my big sista is a cooker :)

[@bababooie9420]

BRO DIDNT EVEN TAKE THE SOUP OUT THE BAg-