Lockdown Football's Funniest Moments

[@OllieDixon]

I've just seen that FNG happened to upload a very similar video to this one yesterday, gonna put it down to great minds thinking alike and all that... He provides much better analysis of the whole period than I do, so please go ahead and watch his video if you enjoyed this one! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqa7qH-VjdKUm8k&ab_channel=FNG

[@ColdPalmer-200]

first

[@FelixPlays342]

second!

[@rayhardman7295]

third

[@FlukeyLukeyOg]

Fourth

[@Tblxplays]

Fith

[@Nunu14]

Tomas soucek scoring 10 goals in a season from DM should’ve been here. Tbf that whole West Ham season. Went from avoiding relegation to challenging for Champions League in a couple months time

[@aishamohamed8183]

Dont forget Leicester

[@aaronwilson7947]

Soucek is a baller

[@Kezza1430]

Douglas luiz clear

[@NineHands]

I mean he's got 6 or 7 this season

[@Rkid26.]

He scored 10+ league goals in the previous two seasons for his Slavia Prague from DM, so wasn’t a massive surprise at the time.

[@listey]

The best thing about the Coutinho loan was that Barcelona had to pay Liverpool an add-on fee when Bayern won the Champions League. The agreement was for Coutinho winning it as a Barcelona player and hadn't clarified that he won it for Barcelona. Absolutely priceless!

[@craigratio]

The Southampton 0 - 9 Leicester game was pre lockdown. I was in a bar in Florence and I genuinely thought we were watching highlights for half an hour. The day we flew home was the day Covid hit Europe.

[@gamerboi-ag132]

Damn talk about a lucky escape!

[@craigratio]

@@gamerboi-ag132 Flew home at 5am and by midday it was all over the news. They already knew something was happening though, Livorno airport is pretty tiny and it must’ve had 20+ armed guards on our way through. Fastest I’ve ever been through an airport. Could’ve turned up 20 mins before the flight.

[@dotsondemand9411]

@@craigratio the Leicester game was in October 2019- were you in Florence for 4-5 months?

[@craigratio]

@@dotsondemand9411 Covid hit the north of Italy late october/early november. It took another month for it to hit the UK hard. Regardless of that fact the game was definitely pre lockdown.

[@yaboyomar7]

I remember Foden and Greenwood sneaking in Icelandic girls (journalists?) to their hotel and got caught bc one of them posted on snapchat😂

[@ethanfoster2972]

Man United beating PSG 2-1 at their ground with tuanzebe performing like prime maldini 💀

[@TheOriginalEwan]

-Yanited 1-6 Spurs(successful scouse hatewatch) -Villa 7-2 Liverpool(successful manc hatewatch) -Bruno scoring a pen after FT(every PL fanbase rattled) Covid ball was peak 😭💀

[@nirangatang7759]

You forgot lockdown pulisic where he played like prime Eden hazard for about 2 months then getting injured

[@willp2757]

I'm a brighton fan and that Man U penalty after FT was ON MY BIRTHDAY - ive never known pain like it

[@joetucker971]

People also seem to forget that we hit the post 5 times in that game, trossard alone hitting each of the posts and the bar. Then Solly march scored a 90th minute equaliser, only to be outdone by the penalty after full time. This game also included maupay scoring a panenka penalty, doing a crying celebration, only to then actually cry at the end after giving away the penalty at the very end. Which by the way maybe should never have been given, as it came from a man utd corner - but on closer inspection the ball never went out of play so shouldn't have been a corner. There was also Bruno after the game saying "the aim is to score goals not hit the posts", and lord Maguire scoring. Truly one of the games of all time.

[@UR.Gibbs-White]

@@joetucker971that penalty should 100% have been given and it was

[@lukeguest3160]

Oliver you magic man

[@benjiron5810]

“He does kind of look like he stuck his finger in a plug socket. Oh dear Harvey” with the pic of Sancho looking like Harvey Price subtle joke but funny hahaha

[@mrgrogu3473]

for some reason, the 8-2 bayern barca happened in like 2016 in my head

[@onasyma899]

Simy scoring for fun in Serie A for Crotone was absolutely mental

[@eihcra_]

PSG players going WWE mode when they were losing v City and somehow only getting one red card was so hilarious

[@subclasshero6391]

Joelinton ended up getting fined £200 for going to a garage in North Shields for a haircut. The barber said he'd done the same for loads of players and told the press only Joe was an 'idiot' who put it on social media. It's more complicated because it was a grey area (done for a photoshoot which was supposed to be allowed at the time he got caught, covid-secure operation with testing etc.) but still.

[@yungtrashlord]

surprised my guy didn't put kante with hair in the lockdown trims

[@onasyma899]

Simy scoring goals for fun in Crotone was hilarious.

[@NM-hq1io]

Mate just put the AFTV watchalongs on here, was historic 😂😂😂😂

[@KaiserParkinson]

The Burnley beating a 4 year unbeaten liverpool at Anfeild deserves to be on here

[@OfficialJoeTheChicken]

7:15 Firmino looks like Oogway 😭😭😭

[@masnun1217]

😂😂

[@CanadianTheGreatest]

I love how you could hear thomans muller yelling JAAAAA! when bayern scored

[@Buffalo31]

The only thing I really remember from all this is the score lines from the start of the season. For some reason they were showing league matches on main TV channels (i think to keep fans at home) and as a Liverpool fan really could've believe what I was watching during the villa game and than everything other match on TV after that until about Christmas . It was like a 5 a side school game with all the penalties and goalies rushing up the pitch for no reason.

[@chrismaudsley934]

A lot of aspects of our lives felt like a fever dream in lockdown to be fair.

[@Davethebuilder69]

The league table at 6:51 💀💀💀

[@guesta6005]

That’s more or less how it was gonna look if the ESL went ahead

[@Luke-rq6mv]

Sheffield United vs villa ghost goal should have been in here

[@OllieDixon]

I’d completely forgotten that had happened during this period, excellent shout 😆

[@nosymf]

@@OllieDixonperhaps you could make a part 2….???? (Please do)

[@Isygaming12]

7:16 why did firming look like the guy in the hotel in home alone 😂

[@Matthew-bu7fg]

I watched a match in the South Korean League. That is my abiding lockdown memory. Also I think 8th placed Wycombe getting into the League One playoffs in the 2019-20 season on PPG and ultimately going up was a very surreal, pub quiz type eventuality. Especially as they benefitted from their game against top spot Coventry being postponed due to Coventry's FA Cup run ! Oh also they held the Johnstones Paint Trophy finals of 2019-20 and 2020-21 in the same weekend meaning Salford were holders of the trophy for all of 24 hours!

[@YoungMulaBaby808]

Bale randomly going back to Spurs for a season and doing alright deserves a shout

[@milocumella9692]

Grealish’s crash was outside my house

[@nachovyofficial]

Really

[@IamMrDoppelganger]

Ollie is ginger. Ginger is good

[@a-turkey-in-abush7787]

No. Ginger is bad.

[@joeo2628]

A fellow ginger thanks you

[@jamesberkeley390]

Ginger is bad

[@Riding-Films]

Bit odd

[@_Xypes_]

Truth and a lie

[@TankMatt]

What about the Brighton Palace game where Palace had 25% possession and 2 shots and won the game

[@FlukeyLukeyOg]

Great video mate 💪

[@jax3299]

Of course we had the super league aswell

[@splvi6558]

Only clicked on this for the goat that is rob holding

[@Anita_Maxwin123]

Goal line technology forgetting to work in Aston Villa vs Sheffield United and then VAR didn’t look at it was a weird one.😂

[@joshgallie1543]

Lockdown Football was how I discovered Arsenal, and the fact that I am now still a Gunner say a lot about my mental health, just as a whole.

[@mrtom2854]

As an Everton fan, I miss lockdown so much

[@FireAnt745]

Best period of football recently, mainly because we (Liverpool) won the title; however, we were well clear before lockdown started, set to be the earliest ever champions

[@jackywackydoodah2821]

Oh trust me you do not want to see what kind of atrocity my hair was in lockdown

[@FootyBros3]

7:15 firmino looked like markiplier 😂

[@mrgreatbritain]

Would have been nice to see a Belarus edition of this! 2020 was a wild season over there

[@awildhumanoid5436]

This felt very arsenal heavy 😂

[@TheS3cretGamer]

Grealish actually drove into one of my dads mates houses - it was a surprise and he’s a Birmingham city fan 😂

[@natalie_boyd]

The var checked after the Man U players complained and that’s how they got the penalty

[@gasslighter]

Ollie got his Dixon cider

[@peeper2070]

2:25 some things never change

[@h_l_1701]

The one where Man United we’re awarded a penalty against Brighton after the ref had blew for full came to mind 😂

[@alejandrovlad217]

NHS Martial should have been on here. 10G/A in 9 matches. Literally the last time that bloke has played like someone worthy of his transfer fee.

[@circle2867]

i remember man u getting a pen when bruno fouled a villa player in the box lol. peak penchester

[@LUFCCree]

No one gonna talk about Patrick bamford turning into prime r9 and getting 24 g/a in the prem that season

[@WTyrahcaZ]

Bin Laden caught me off guard. 😂

[@martinjasper7650]

Remember that Martial was sent off in the United 1 - Spurs 6 game

[@fcgoat11]

Please make a part 2

[@NibblesTheGoat]

The fact he didn’t include CR7’s man bun in lockdown haircuts is criminal

[@JL28MUFC]

Ollie you forgot the super league

[@noelrlclips4566]

Auba's trim looked so dusty

[@thew5262]

That United Brighton game was the biggest piece of corruption I’ve ever seen

[@LukeiousONieniousMaximous]

What so your allowed to punch the football away on purpose now without being punished for it?

[@thew5262]

@@LukeiousONieniousMaximous yeah because that’s the only decision that happened in this game, also the final whistle was blown…

[@albertmiller2electricbooga897]

Real ones remember the James Rodrigues gender transition and Erik Lamela's shepherd's pie haircut

[@prometheustv6558]

Idk why people act like that penalty was an injustice. Maupay clearly punches the ball

[@highonakaya7644]

actually top video ollie, always love seeing your fat bottom in my sub feed

[@ToldoMexes]

Had to turn down the brightness on my phone because of the redhead host. And it seems like he is a head spy on a flour factory… 🎉🎉

[@tw_1229]

Ollie is ginger.

[@pkdrizzfly2617]

Lockdown football was different

[@WillPike2]

Just before Hull got relegated to League 1, they were 7-0 down BEFORE HALF TIME

[@Zoroarrkk]

Two words - Alan Judge.

[@Zero_Requiem]

Man City still using the cardboards to this date to fill their home end.

[@adillambat]

3:39 he gets mau-pay than him.

[@jamespollock-l8z]

I remember the grealish one

[@matthewgarcia1060]

Lockdown pulisic looked like prime hazard

[@RobParry1]

Hello ollie

[@DG-hl1xo]

When Kante had hair

[@WhyheIIothere]

Finally

[@Cod597]

That Villa 7-2 Liverpool was crazy. Villa could’ve easily had 10

[@Josh-cm9jw]

The Super League kicked off during lockdown which could get multiple vids on it's own

[@daniel69]

Wish i was Kyle Walkers mate

[@Kadoabe]

gyat eyyy

[@jmca175]

i dont know what to comment him but he looks so cute in that picture you posted of me I love you and I’m sorry for the way you treated him every time you talk about me you don’t know what I do

[@saednoor5766]

arsenal carried the lockdown football meme

[@seandeane6754]

What about David Luiz disaster class against Man City 😂

[@turboguy99]

Icl do want more

[@umbranocturnis9115]

You forgot about Southampton being top of the league dunno how we did it and then we plummeted

[@AJ1878EFC]

Oh how i miss james Rodriguez and carlo

[@schitsy]

don't forget about stuart dallas, best fantasy player of all time?!!

[@mpepp9]

The year Man Utd were spoonfed absolutely everything

[@Sam.Gaming]

What do you mena ''Now arsenal are good'' They have never been good

[@josephschimmer8158]

arsenal good now? you won more during covid lol

[@samairey7]

Stop calling us ‘Man U’

[@Bloodlustian]

All these stories coming out 2 years after the fact really irks me. We could have been going on as normal with the politicians saying one thing and breaking their own rules. Hypocrites the lot of em

[@ThisSideOfTheDoor]

4:32

[@michaelsullivan1631]

YOU MENTIONED LAMELLA BUT NOT FOR HIS DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR AT OLD TRAFFORD, GETTING THEIR PLAYER SENT OFF.

[@platfarmerr]

Oh shit I forgot you were a person

[@Will-y1f]

No Chris feels odd

[@JoshuaTaylor01]

This is so eafc24

[@MrBugl17]

I get seizures every time someone says ManU🥴

[@moze2324]

Lockdown football wasn't real😭😭

[@natalkumar6132]

I ate two

[@Thatguykieran07]

Westbrom 5-2 vs Chelsea

[@MontyBarrington]

why is lockdown being romanticized so hard recently?

[@shaunryan7140]

Jamie vardy kicking the lgbtq cornerflag after scoring the winner at sheffield utd

[@Theoellis7]

Ginger