[919] Prison Break! Huge Prison Locks Opened in Seconds

[@moosemilk_]

LPL - "This is a lock from a prison." Me - My god he finally broke out of a prison. LPL - "Here's another lock from a different prison." Me - HE CAN'T BE HELD!!

[@kiritagalpw872]

Moose Milk how has he not put a heart on this comment

[@fireoflife5219]

LPL to-do list Lock pick prison locks✅ Win a competition ✅ Be the next Houdini (no sepsis)❌ Roast several companies ✅

[@ixfd64]

Probably not even the SCP Foundation can contain him.

[@fireoflife5219]

ixfd64 SCP CLASS: KETER

[@jamesburk8145]

obviously not with these concerningly sub-par locks.

[@qorso]

"im not going to go into how to improvise a lockpick in a prison setting for obvious reasons" *he knows how to improvise a lockpick in a prison setting holy shit*

[@mac1991seth]

If they have the access to anything metal, they'll always find a way to reshape it either to shank someone or to bust a couple locks.

[@ziadraws2021]

i can break out of prison but you can’t

[@KorilD]

Considering how often he can open a lock with little more than a bit of chopped up drink can...

[@KiffKan]

@@mac1991seth not even metal you could mae this tool out of a tooth brush

[@ElliottJamesLodyga]

Favorite comment ever.

[@mykhalable9433]

To get the full prison break experience, you should pick these locks with toothbrushes and shivs.

[@supertouring22]

@@ChrisG0 kept safe up someone's ass for an extended period

[@puyu8621]

You could probably pick a master lock with an uncooked ramen noodle.

[@Sableagle]

... or a wire coathanger, in this case. That keyway looks like it's been in general population for a while, huh?

[@andrewmirror4611]

@@puyu8621 edit: cooked ramen noodle

[@erikperrott7302]

Obtaining a few paper clips or hair pins is cake. A shank/shiv not so easy. However that shiv could be transformed into an entire set of lock picks, given a large sum of time and knowledge which point is obvious. I'd prefer picks from wire and also a weapon if I were a criminal. It's almost humorous that the most intelligent never get nabbed and don't need to ever employ such skills for escape. That's the real point.

[@mudgatebronn4438]

This is the best lawyer in the world. Even when he loses a trial he managed to get his clients out of prison...

[@cedrick25]

This... This is actually a pretty smart move.

[@freerideshuttle]

Can't agree more than this time

[@me-it9jn]

Is he actually a lawyer

[@cedrick25]

@@me-it9jn yes he is

[@bentosan]

He specialises in getting locks out of jail

[@FiltiarneElite]

"Let's see how fast we can get this open" *Pulls out a rake* Oh boy here we go.

[@mx_nana_banana]

The rake is lpl's version of the grim reapers scythe.

[@kcrtxbw.4349]

Just one step short of "let's take this to the workshop" ;D

[@stoutlager6325]

Or god forbid a comb.

[@John_Be]

Remember the one time he friggin used a zip tie?

[@nemtudom5074]

Oh shit, here we go again

[@ScrambledAndBenedict]

Lol. I remember playing Splinter Cell Double Agent and escaping the prison by picking locks, thinking "Wow, there's no way they're this fast and easy to pick. This game is unrealistic!"

[@applemacosx1]

tbh picking in the SC series is a lot slower than IRL

[@ScrambledAndBenedict]

@@applemacosx1 True dat, but it fairly accurately portrays the concept of lockpicking, at least as far as accuracy needs to go in a video game while still being fun and a game. That said, it'd be neat to see LockPickingLawyer do a special on lockpicking in video games and rate how accurate it is, lol.

[@Nachiebree]

@@ScrambledAndBenedict what about in dungeons and dragons

[@Smokecall]

@@Nachiebree and we take out our dice. A low roll on dice 1, 2 is a 20.

[@NorseGraphic]

@@Nachiebree Or Skyrim..... 😂

[@Quasihamster]

"Hey, what are you watching there?" "It's a lawyer, officer! That's allowed, isn't it?" "Yeah. Getting yourself some advice?" "Yes."

[@yaven8338]

Thats hilarious😂😂😂👌👌👌so underrated

[@Bobsonomatic]

This is gold.

[@danisyx5804]

i was just in county and they had these

[@HerculesRockefellerESQ]

@@danisyx5804 was this video instrumental in you saying "was in county"? 🤣

[@GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox]

*Connects to Prison wifi * *This video has been blocked in your location*

[@jaystarr6571]

Prison WiFi?

[@GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox]

@@jaystarr6571 yeh man you aint never been in prison before? been in and out so much my phone automatically connects

[@jaystarr6571]

LOL!

[@tutekohe1361]

No Prison WiFi here, in fact they use blockers to stop any connections of any kind.

[@hangrygrampa5511]

Proxy server

[@coldheart9829]

For your 1000th lock pick can you pick your way into Fort Knox?

[@u.v.s.5583]

There will be no video for obvious reasons, but it takes 13.6 seconds on average. With improvised rakes made out of ice cream sticks.

[@ArkamasRoss]

@@u.v.s.5583 For one lock or all of them?

[@freygarr3943]

@@ArkamasRoss yes

[@Azathoth43]

Can't show it's empty.

[@vladsnape6408]

@@Azathoth43 Everyone knows its empty. All the gold was sold off a long time ago. It took 4 years (2013 to 2017) to give Germany back 374t of its gold, supposedly from Fort Knox. 4 years, from Fort Knox - yeah, right. In an interview in 2017, Russian economist Vladimir Katasonov, a professor at the International Finance Department at the Moscow State Institute of International Relations, told Sputnik Radio that the U.S. had not been ready to give the bullion back. The professor suggested Germany's gold bars had been disposed of at the United States’ own discretion. "There are a lot of signs that the gold was not physically present in the New York vaults when Germany called it back. Of course, the U.S. began to return it to Germany but there is one interesting detail. When you leave your suitcase in the luggage storage, you expect to get back the same suitcase. But Germany took the wrong 'suitcase,'" Katasonov told Radio Sputnik. According to the economist, the gold bars that Bundesbank repatriated have different labels. He suggested that the U.S. might have replaced the German bullion with different gold bars bought from the market.

[@johannesdolch]

"This is the Lockpicking Inmate and what i have for you today is just a quick Video on Prison Locks. I will have to keep it short because I hear Sirens and Dogs barking."

[@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007]

They wouldn't be barking yet. He hasn't opened the lock. Give it 5 seconds, then they'll start.

[@johannesdolch]

@@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 He might already be working on a perimeter gate. Not necessarily his cell^^

[@wendyokoopa7048]

I lost it at 🔐 picking inmate

[@w4rt953]

This is why all personal items are removed from prisoners: if the prisoner is LPL and he has his lock picking set, that is not a prison anymore, its a youtube content supply.

[@The-lr4zo]

Just for 7 minutes tho.

[@Mr.Uninvited]

they literally improvise anything they see.

[@IoEstasCedonta]

"My lawyer made this video, so can I watch it unmonitored?" "Yeah, okay."

[@joelhwrd6226]

“I can lock these up because I have the keys” Says the guy that just opened it up with no key in like 3 seconds

[@ino_mation]

"This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and today I'm outside of Area 51 to see if we can get inside. I've got this rake, and we're just gonna, yup, there we go, found the aliens"

[@Pyxis10]

This is the lpl and today I have to escape MIB headquarters....

[@mmlgamer]

Ino You don't need a rake. You just need some wood that is used to make pantry doors.

[@RK-yg7ne]

😂 the raid was yesterday

[@TheMrVengeance]

@@RK-yg7ne You say that as if there actually was a raid.

[@vackt1]

Binding in 1, alien in 2, nice click out of 3

[@Vamk420]

You can pick your lawyer, and you can pick your lock, but you cant pick your lawyers lock.

[@soggy5854]

Hmmm, makes sense.

[@mylairhasnoip]

Or your lawyer's nose

[@macnutz4206]

Ha, that's funny. If you pick your lawyer's lock, he won't help you get out of jail. So, kids, do not lie to or pick the locks of your lawyer. Do not pretend to be innocent to your lawyer, unless you are truly innocent. It defeats your lawyer's ability to get you off, if you lie to him or her. They need to understand the lies you told to the cops without having to suss out the lies you told to them, your lawyers. I worked as a private investigator for a number of years and saw the disasters caused by lying to your own lawyer and or the investigator you hired to help you build a case for yourself or against the person you want to blame.

[@painfish208]

This statement's even funnier when you know the original saying it's based off of.

[@Islacrusez]

However if you pick the right lawyer, he can pick any lock you please.

[@ashishpatel350]

I see my tax dollars are going to quality products.

[@spanke2999]

your government privatized the jails... therefore your tax dollars are going straight into the pockets of the rich guys... that's the way with privatization. lower the quality, raise the price and socialize the losses. Good luck.

[@mrfluffytailthethird]

Yeah that’s true Privatized Prisons Are the worst thing that has happen to the poor and Minorities seems like something that needs to be abolished as soon as possible I would do it but I am already in my pajamas~

[@bazzie85]

@@mrfluffytailthethird do it tomorrow after breakfast.

[@ScrambledAndBenedict]

Mostly to politicians, occasionally to companies to make prison locks. They go with the highest bidder, so I think this company also makes cookies and delivers laundry.

[@techguy6802]

Stfu

[@TheCook202]

“oh a 7 minute video, these prison locks must be hard to pick...”

[@Smokecall]

Welcome to discount prison quality locks. What was implemented before electronic locks became standard

[@awedo1]

@ironcheflee I was thinking the same thing lol! LPL has got skillz!

[@SomePotato]

@@Smokecall Now all you need to open them is a magnet.

[@joshuamercredi4266]

@smokecall this is the LPL and today we are going to open and electric lock 2 mins later uses a little peace of paper

[@tornadotaylor8956]

@@Smokecall he could probably still pick the electronic locks with a lockpic

[@theonlylinkify4284]

Perfect, I'll keep this in mind...for future reference ofcourse

[@TheSmurfboard]

When you check-in to the Greybar hotel they always forget to hand you the key.

[@scootergeorge9576]

@@TheSmurfboard - They don't even give you a "cell phone."

[@lukesalazar9283]

@@scootergeorge9576 lol!

[@dalerowe7329]

Yeah, for a friend. Right?

[@riba2233]

Well, if the lock is larger, than it certainly HAS to be better... Right?

[@u.v.s.5583]

If it was a little larger, the inmates would escape though the keyhole.

[@TonboIV]

That's the American way!

[@rabokarabekian409]

Any jail I've worked at either had remote electric locks or locks needing brass keys about 2 " wide, over 4" long and about 1/8 " thick.

[@paulmcgrath2175]

They are large (Keyes) so they are harder to hide (think palming for the older huge Keyes and rectal for these) ouch!

[@TARINunit9]

All jokes and irony aside, the increased size does have potential benefits. Big locks with big strike plates are harder to break. Big locks mean big keys so harder to smuggle as contraband

[@ackinito]

And this is kids how you get out of prison: you need a good lawyer-a good lock picking lawyer is even better.

[@paul_the_merciful]

lol..

[@victorpena3129]

Hah u meant and this kids...

[@codytrim5402]

I would watch a KZbin original show of the lock picking lawyer being put in crazy situations and having to get out of them.

[@Weretyu7777]

Same here.

[@YeprilesteR]

Yeah.

[@larsonb33]

LPL should do a show or two with Mr beast with your idea

[@fluke196c]

I get anxiety thinking about putting it back together.

[@donaldklopper]

He never shows that... I think the language used while fiddling it back together would trigger the KZbin algorithms into a hissy fit.

[@_wyans]

It's always easier to take stuff apart than it is to put it together. Call it entropy.

[@caanthedalek]

I remember hearing a story once (I don't know if it's true, and I could be misremembering some of the details) where supposedly a prison gave all its prisoners a handbook with a picture of a key on it. As it turned out, the key that was chosen to model for the image was the prison's master key, so an industrious prisoner managed to get his hands on a key blank and file it down to match the image, and escaped because he was able to make himself a master key.

[@nottechytutorials]

Turns out its true! Its also not the only case of a prisoner recreating the master key, so that’s disconcerting.

[@mousegirlextraordinaire]

i dunno why but the sudden ferocity with which he jiggles the rake made me laugh so hard. there's something weirdly comical about it

[@donaldklopper]

I don't know why I've been watching your videos. There's no rhyme or reason. But I'm not stopping now!

[@laurasullivan77]

Same

[@since1876]

This is everyone's life that finds these videos. About .01% of his viewers are actually interested in picking locks, the rest are captivated by his voice and ability to make videos that are straight to the point with no ads for Raid.

[@freedomfreedomfreedom]

It's been 1 year today since I escaped prison. . . Thank you for making this video!

[@jocab4154]

I like how he just jams the thing in and shakes it around while talking in a professional voice

[@khashayar8w78]

How do CO’s keep lock smiths behind bars, I mean it’s just a matter of time till you hear “click out of 2... 4 starts binding...” all the sudden you have the whole prison running after you.

[@ausintune9014]

Because the gaurds are armed.

[@pulchritudinoushog]

Guns go pew-pew. Prison guards can use this to their advantage

[@shawnu8477]

And I think 7 years for an escape conviction may have something to do with it as well.

[@sterilyte]

CO's usually aren't armed. Besides pepper spray. Also, bar-style doors went out with the old west. We use nice, thick, solid chunks of steel these days.

[@KickyFut]

@@sterilyte and electronic door locks for the cells...

[@AndreChing]

when LPL pulls out the wave rake I know the lock is coming open in record time

[@erikwaterson361]

The LockPickingLawyer: "Either way you're going free."

[@aliozanerbektas]

Make a video about how master key works. Please?

[@TJStellmach]

The stacked pins you see here are the crux of it. That results in there being more than one position on each bit of the key that can allow the cylinder to turn. Make one of those positions consistent across a set of locks, while the other varies, and you've got it.

[@zwerko]

You can find quite solid explanation @ unitedlocksmith.net/blog/how-master-key-systems-work

[@AntiComposite]

Deviant Ollam's talk called "Mastering Master Keys" is a good introduction to the subject.

[@zone07]

Didn't he just did in this video? I thought it was pretty clear.

[@escutus]

Look at the ones that have 3 pins. That allows for two different positions to be used for each position. The tiny pin in the middle of the two larger ones is used to make the master key combinations.

[@39satcom]

"Catch Me If You Can" [[[caught]]] "Hold Me If You Can"

[@axe8445]

We need him for the Area 51 raid

[@robertberghian1198]

Congrats Adam, you beat masterlock! Not sure if that's an accomplishment you want to hang on your wall though

[@idontpaytaxes6250]

*In other news* The number of prison escapes have suddenly skyrocketed. *Back to you John*

[@JRGTEXUS]

I know realize how LPL took 1st place in the Lock Picking Competition, no other competitors bothered showing up when they found out LPL was a participant!

[@leotam3372]

Bosnian Bill?

[@lizziedavis1618]

No putting the Lock Picking Lawyer in jail!

[@ragreenburg]

"And I can lock this up because I do have the keys" yeah mate. Like you didn't just pick that in less than a second? This man doesn't need a key ever.

[@BenDiamant1]

Funfact: In Germany it's LEGAL to break out of a prison, but if you get caught, you 1. Get the rest of your time in jail plus 2. The additional jail time/fines for every crime you did while breaking out So if you find a way to get out of prison without making an other crime and you stay out and clean for 5 year's there will be a high chance that they will stop looking for you

[@carlrabe4384]

Now THAT was a unique lock, and the video was a treat! Thanks!

[@sarasotauptoseattle]

If you're a criminal defense attorney, you have to use this as an ad.

[@aedofamily3674]

Dude I can’t thank you enough for this. I just successfully broke out of prison because of this video and wanted to show my gratitude. I watched this video before going to prison and then swallowed the required tools to pick these locks. I was in prison for life without parol and now I’m out. If that doesn’t get you to subscribe, I don’t know what will.

[@flightsim_budy93]

9/10 Prisoners found this Video very helpfull

[@Tasorius]

Almost as high a percentage as the amount of people in American prisons who have been there for way too long based on the severity of their crimes. Especially when compared to the rich bastards who spent no time in prison for far worse crimes, simply because they are rich.

[@thepootato]

11/10 guards disliked this video

[@olimations]

LPL: *inserts metal into lock and has a stroke* Lock: "I'm not paid enough for this" *unlocks*

[@rossimarti]

Opening with a rake in a couple seconds always amazes me. It doesn't work every time, but when it does...

[@dant.3505]

"anywhere this lock is used" everywhere a prison is in operation

[@squirrelbear3494]

So when you were raking it open, were you engaging the regular cylinder or the master cylinder?

[@mhammadalloush5104]

Either works I guess, although looking at the bitting probably not the master

[@Tasorius]

@@mhammadalloush5104 Then again, the rake serves the exact same purpose as the master key.

[@jeremyfowler5565]

Master cylinder ?

[@kenny7479]

Prisoners: Watches video* 5 o’clock news: BREAKING NEWS. Massive prison prison break today.

[@gsent56]

Lpl: wow that was pretty quick Inmates: why the hell are we still here

[@GeorgeLiquor]

Former CO here. We had a lot of keys that were actually bigger than those too

[@evelbill1439]

All this prison talk and no one is gonna say to LPL, “Don’t drop the soap! It has a z-bar and a long rake made out of titanium for low magnetic signature!”

[@Nicox2]

Cant believe you can take out a lock like this with a rake attack

[@tjhobby9126]

Can everyone sit back and admire This guy. He is such a fuckin master when it comes to picking these fuckin things. Every fucking video I expect him to fail and NOPE.

[@weejohnbb]

I couldn't visualize the size of that lock until he put the 4 in 1 screwdriver down next to it. Huge.

[@tutekohe1361]

No need to panic, people. You have to be outside the cell first before you can pick the lock.

[@sandyd4271]

It’s nice to have a lawyer that can get you out of prison in more than one way! 🤣🤣🤣

[@shaunpdaly]

Mr .LPL Your skills are off the charts! I found your channel a month ago and been hooked every since ,I watch 10 videos a day at least you got a fan for life, thank you for what you bring to all of us....

[@otakureiss]

It's your first day on the job and down the hall you hear "gonna use bottom of the keyway tension".

[@JoseLopez-hp5oo]

0:54 - I bypassed this problem of making a master from another key by roughing up the key and applying a blog of pre-fluxed (electronic solder) to the key in the area I needed built up and then filed away the excess solder. Not on a prison lock though, it was a Abloy style (half moon) type key, although the technique would work with this type of keyway.

[@alimcmellon7130]

Thanks so much, I thought I would never get out!

[@davidoakley3256]

Their a lot harder to pick when the guard sprays you with mace and beats you with a club.

[@chuckhabrack3330]

See 7:35 on the video and think cool this one gives him trouble. Opens two and takes one apart. Still interesting and enjoyable.

[@notahotshot]

And he opened one of them twice. That makes three picks, a disassembly, analysis, and suggestions for upgrade in seven and a half minutes.

[@Shahil51]

It's finally happened, LPL is teaching us how to break outta prison

[@gingatim]

I work in a prison and we have similar locks to these. Firstly, it's important to note that a cell door does not have a keyhole on the inside. So even if we were to hand them a key, there would be no way to insert the key into the lock. This goes for any door where you are going "outwards". Imagine the prison as a layercake and to move from say a unit to a corridor you wouldn't be able to use a key, but if you were going "in" then you could. In terms of these kind of locks, the model shown here is an older model and newer ones encompass a pin rotational aspect which appears to be an effort to resist raking. It appears to be a similar method to a medico lock. Additionally, when the lock is installed in the correct housing there is a weight aspect placed on the core which is an attempt to stop improvised keys being made from objects such as wood, glass, paper or whatever. The force needed to actually turn the key would cause most materials to easily break which leads up to another point. That being the keys are intentionally big for two reasons - if you were to lose it, it's going to be much easier to find and if a prisoner was to actually get hold of a piece of metal large enough, it would either be found during electronic searching or manual searches and the time required to fashion the key is far greater.

[@aislingbones1854]

Prison locks and keys are so much bigger due to videogame logic. Makes it easier for the protagonist to pickpocket the guards.

[@corneilcorneil]

Thanks, because of this upload, my dad is home with Christmas! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@judahakers5248]

did your dad steal christmas?

[@googaa4751]

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Lockpick lawyer: look how easy it is to pick a prison lock CNN: thousands breakout of prison after quick tip from LPL

[@someGUYwithADHD]

Can you use serrated, and other security pins WHILE you have a master key? (3 pins per spot/7 pin spots total)?

[@SoulcatcherLucario]

when he pulled out the wave rake, i literally said "oh no" out loud

[@deltashot5608]

use heat to flatten and mold a toothbrush into a pick

[@robertwest3093]

The bitting on those keys is horrible for a high security lock

[@Berliner7654321]

Paraphrasing Breaking Bad: There are criminal LAWYERS, and there are CRIMINAL lawyers :-)

[@voodoopunchie5519]

Folger Adams was acquired by Assa a while back, I wonder if newer offerings are any more secure.

[@tom_something]

One of the difficult things about making an improvised lockpick is that you need to find something that is both thin and rigid. Why the HELL would a prison lock have such a wide keyway? Prison is exactly the type of environment where people need to improvise. A fat keyway makes it much easier to find something that can fit in there.

[@beckismith1424]

Everytime time the wave rake comes out you know its going to be quick 😂

[@ronronburgundy4575]

Always amazing to see someone truly care about their profession and absolutely master it.. your video's are awesome, been binging for 48 hours now..

[@jspafford]

I’d love to see attacks on locks with the lock mounted in the same way it would be in real life. Picked from the same heights and angles. See how long a cold pick would take. No rehearsal.

[@MrCosmos110]

The one & only lawyer that will get you out of jail if he can't keep you out in the first place. That should be Bar credentials all by itself.

[@anonymousperson6228]

Isn’t a large lock really a design flaw because it gives you more room for your lock picks?

[@Ufos4dahoes]

Gandalf "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" LPL "Jiggle 1, 2, 3 & passed!"

[@AlMosca99]

This is the lockpikinglawyer, and I am being currently held at Guantanamo, and I have to say that the locks around here have INEXCUSABLE flaws. In fact, I was able to break out in just shy of 40 seconds, and by using some very simple tools such as a soda can, and a Lego astronaut. Anyways, this is all I have for you today.

[@coldclaw2295]

If these locks were better, I’d try putting one on my front door just because I love the aesthetic of a massive key

[@Astaroth73]

Prisoners around the world:we got em' guys

[@MrNoodler]

Lockpicking lawyer just showing that if he ever went to prison it'd be over in as quick as it takes to make the picks

[@JWSmythe]

Damn. I would have thought that raking wouldn't do anything. I've opened crappy locks with a rake made from a paperclip, and a little screwdriver or knife as the tensioner. It looks like that's all these needed too. Prisoners may be really short on supplies, but it won't be impossible to find a paperclip, and something strong enough to be the tensioner.

[@cyberhopser4231]

To be fair, a prison relies on many more layers of security than just locks. Pretty much the only reason for the locks is to prevent people from opening the door without any tools. Also the individual cells usually don't have keyways on the inside

[@goblin6037]

Thanks for all your videos bro Ive used what i have seen and i learnt how to lock pick my college bathroom toilet paper holder and I’ve taken over eight huge Industrial toilet paper rolls

[@oaktwig]

Warden: Where's our damn door locks?

[@ebian-2919]

We had this issue at our prison the inmates keys to open their cell was similar as the key to open staff offices so as the inmate keys wore down from use they could be used to open offices

[@powerfulghost]

the second he pulled out the wave rake, i audibly gasped

[@Ofotherworlds]

You could also have a legal solution to the problem - make attempting to escape a death penalty offense and the reward isn't worth the risk anymore.

[@nl5494]

"This is the Lockpicking Lawyer. Its been a while since my last video but anyway here are several prison locks that we are going to pick and disassemble."

[@michaelhammer1550]

Its scary that criminals who might have picking experience are held in by locks that are easily pickable.

[@mindlessmindwatch7807]

To my knowledge prison locks are not accesseble from the two sides as by normal house doors, so a prisoner can not pick the lock from his cell door when he is inside his cell. So there is no complex lock needed.

[@mtnphot]

Large detention locks are made large not necessarily to be more secure, but to be operational even if they are abused or are in a warped or barricaded door. Folger Adams locks were the best. There were other companies that made them, but they sometimes had a tendancy to jamb.

[@epic_cookietank8227]

Prison guards watching this video at 2am: 0.0

[@randysprecher1421]

The prison I worked at only used these types of locks for doors that would not allow you access to out of the units or outside of the prison. We did have "Folger Adams" keys, but but the were much larger than what you showed.

[@patheticsheepleeverywhere7114]

You can pick your lawyer and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your lawyer's nose

[@kewkabe]

If prisoners can easily smuggle in cellphones, you'd think they could smuggle in simple wave rakes.

[@EAGLEBLACKInquisido]

When LPL escapes prison, he doesn't just pick the locks, he takes them with him to show us why the are not secure enough.