[1289] This Lock Is Indisputably “Pickproof”

[@lockpickinglawyer]

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[@iamdmc]

clickbait at its finest - I'm not even mad

[@matblop8194]

Gimmeeeeeee the stuff made here lock video !!!!!!

[@Jun127]

How long until the Stuff Made Here lock video?

[@Konstiin]

How calloused is the left side of the end of the middle finger on your right hand?

[@MrChungahb]

took this man a whole 1 min to pick open, it is a lock that i would use.

[@juvefan154]

Pickproof: "in this case, it is a proper noun, and not an adjective." He's getting grammatical with his burns now

[@ScottKenny1978]

He's a lawyer, pretty sure they teach that in Law School.

[@AbdulGoodLooks]

@@righteousone1 why are you like this?

[@ScottKenny1978]

@@AbdulGoodLooks because he can't be a success at anything.

[@vickireynolds4055]

Yeah, now he's just messin' with us! Cos he can!!😂😂👵

[@stirfryjedi]

@@righteousone1oh please. get a hobby

[@zanew3882]

After reading the title, I was foolish enough to actually think for a moment that you wouldn't be able to pick the lock.

[@Sigilstone17]

Oh you silly, silly sod

[@daemonicflame]

its always gonna be picked, the challenge is if it takes longer than 30 seconds to do so.

[@renakunisaki]

I assumed it would be technically true in some dumb way, like it's not even a real lock.

[@davidmartensson273]

@@renakunisaki I also through it might be a very odd definition of pick proof, like you never got to picking as it opened before ;) But the name variant was close :)

[@michasokoowski6651]

The only pickproof locks are the ones that are either broken in such a way, that you can't open them at all, or fake locks...

[@JeffGeerling]

"Certainly above average" is high praise. I want to see if Stuff Made Here's lock will finally be a worthy challenge.

[@jeansolal]

That's exactly what I though the moment I saw this video!

[@Dancindazed]

I predict he will not be able to pick that one.

[@jedidiah710]

SMH already sent the lock a about week ago.. Posted it on instagram.. So hyped

[@cheyannei5983]

@@wasatch_creations iirc LPL asked for some design revisions to make it harder to pick/impression

[@shadetreecreations4686]

I've been waiting for that video since he made that lock! Like with everything bad in the world can they bring us something good?

[@commandertaco1762]

Bank owners: "don't worry the vault is secure" Lockpickinglawyer: "binding on 3, click out of 4"

[@willbee6785]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nice one.

[@sharp3552]

….and we have this open, okay folks let me remove this core and show you the pins!

[@MrFabulousPlays19]

@@sharp3552 Lol he takes a pin from the bank vaults he hits as a trophy

[@TheAzylum]

The safe is from a company called secure

[@commandertaco1762]

@@MrFabulousPlays19 leave the pins, take the cannoli

[@mayb8876]

I never thought we'd live in a world where a 'lock influencer' exists and is one of the most genuine and having so much integrity.

[@Dutch3DMaster]

Watched one of his video's for the first time after KZbin had been recommending me one for months now, and he is like the Bob Ross of lockpickers, or the BigClive among lockpickers to me, this was superenjoyable to watch :).

[@PEZ1514]

He's middle aged that's why

[@HouseholdDog]

I now have about 50 padlocks and nothing to lock with them. Help!

[@stuffedgrubs]

@@HouseholdDog bin em

[@RichardLeslieWhereat]

Don't insult him with the term Influencer.

[@iLLeag7e]

LockPickingLawyer has such a soothing tone to his videos. He's the Bob Ross of breaking in to your shit.

[@thatguywhocomments5534]

Lmaoooo

[@imperialphoenix1229]

He bouta bypass your door one way or another. Happy little keys optional

[@Johan.Dingler]

Comment of the year

[@deasdeaser4639]

Bob Ross breaks into your soul..

[@iLLeag7e]

@@deasdeaser4639 LockPickingLawyer used "Happy little raker tool" it was super effective

[@INTPTT]

Reminds me of a dentist my grandfather knew who changed his last name to Painless so that he could legally call his practice Painless Dentistry.

[@seanmcadams1216]

Devote your life to the trade

[@romashostak8413]

Reminds me of Saul Goodman

[@kodschiec5614]

In my hometown we have a dentist called "Dr. Angst"

[@M0D776]

@D. Source???

[@SpeedKing..]

@@M0D776 source is his big brain trust him bro he knows everything

[@serschmuck3470]

2:40 I love how he is a lockpicking savant, but has trouble putting the actual key in.

[@RobertHappy15]

That's what she said

[@tcpratt1660]

Lockpicking, NOT lock-opening...there is a difference... ...LPL also is strangely vulnerable to duct tape with security red marker squigglies!

[@quillmaurer6563]

Well how often do you think he uses keys?

[@lucidnode]

I don't think you know what a savant is

[@lucidnode]

@@tcpratt1660 Unless they edited their comment with actual black magic that appears to be what they said

[@JDsVarietyChannel]

"Above average" coming from LPL. That is a huge compliment! Now If they had only chosen a more honest name. *Face palm*

[@nick012000]

It's a more honest name than "Master Lock".

[@austismm]

@@nick012000 its called "Master Lock" because any wave rake is the "master key"

[@Makujah_]

Average is the same whoever you are

[@dayner989]

Thats 99% pick proof

[@MrSpektyr]

@@nick012000 You realize that no one had created all these auto-pickers, various carbon steel tension rods, (they had shitty ones that would break IN the lock for sure...) and other tools for picking locks; so back 30+ years ago AT THE TIME no one would have actually picked this lock due to the lack of skills and tools, most would cut it off to get in.

[@XxyehezkelxX]

*doesn't pick it in the first five seconds* Me: wow, that's a real good lock

[@dundun3368]

@pakde sragen tf

[@momslayer_99]

@@dundun3368 self promoter thats what he is

[@lowkeybear10]

Redux Studio Skyfall redditor pro

[@6gradosproducciones]

Doesn't use some trash from his house. Must be a great lock

[@MenachemSchmuel]

@Redux Studio Skyfall *report for spam and ignore

[@aar6538]

He must feel so uncomfortable when he’s using actual keys to unlock his doors

[@Chizzoide]

Everyone else's houses are open concept to him.

[@aaronasencio9459]

@@Chizzoide better hope you don't live near him your house will be wide open in seconds

[@simonspacek3670]

Do you really think that he is using keys? My friend started with lockpicking and after two months or so he stopped carrying his keys, because they were just way too heavy. Only exception was car key. And with standard lock used pretty much everywhere in my country he wasn't much slower than somebody with key. I would say that if I have to find the correct key out of keyring with 8 keys, he is about as quick.

[@IAmAnItalianPizza]

lol, i do now 😂😂

[@saiverx]

@@aaronasencio9459 Man why would LPL pick other people's houses? I'm sure he earns a great amount from his KZbin and that it'd be really unnecessary to be a criminal for him

[@guard4617]

I’m glad he still explains what he’s doing even tho like 80% of us have no clue what he’s talking about

[@swordsmancs]

I think he’s done some videos explaining how he picks the locks, but basically he’s turning the thing to bind the pins against the edge of the lock; a ‘click’ means the pin has been moved into the correct position, moving freely I believe means that it’s not fully against the wall under tension and another pin is binding, and ‘binding’ means it’s preventing the turn but not moving The actual process is simply turning the lock with a tension wrench to hold the pins against the wall then using the pick to move them until they click into place, allowing the lock to move (I don’t know how to pick locks this is just what I’ve picked up from his videos)

[@SkyWriter25]

It's always good to know when there's a click on one.

[@buellb0y]

*though

[@mollyds4528]

I'm just here for the depressing realization that everything of value I own is woefully UNDER-locked.

[@SSchithFoo]

83%

[@eshanchops]

St. Peter: Let me just check if your name's on the list LockPickingLawyer: Two is binding...

[@craigstephen3216]

Now that's funny.

[@paulcooper2897]

Ok .. I laughed! You win today!

[@Joeb.63]

That just made my day

[@KardboardKenny]

this is THE top comment. no questions asked.

[@IoEstasCedonta]

The keys on the papal regalia look like they're for warded locks... he'd just need a skeleton key.

[@incompleteriver770]

Lpl: *Takes more then 10 seconds to get a lock open* Me: Ill take your entire stock

[@IAmAnItalianPizza]

I'll, small grammar thing but it makes the I'll look more like i will that LLL

[@donny9859]

@@IAmAnItalianPizza nobody asked

[@Kruton1122]

@@IAmAnItalianPizza clearly don’t know how fonts work Lowe case L’s are always going to be taller than an upper case I. It’s very obvious

[@Sgrunterundt]

@@IAmAnItalianPizza TBH the "then" instead of "than" bothers me more.

[@PrivateMcPrivate]

@@IAmAnItalianPizza Lol

[@TheCorpsehatch]

Master Lock is like "We may put out locks less secure than plastic packaging and duct tape but at least we're still in business unlike Pickproof."

[@drakkenmensch]

When it comes to LPL's skill, it's usually harder and more difficult to cut through the plastic forcefield locks are sold in than the lock themselves.

[@NuggetOG]

@@drakkenmensch bruh those plastic packaging is the worst, especially when you need a knife to just open it up. WHY WOULD I NEED A KNIFE FOR SOMETHING THAT SHOULD OPEN IN 10 SECONDS

[@1slotmech]

@@NuggetOG so that people don't steal the lock off the store shelf?

[@drakkenmensch]

@@1slotmech Those plastics never stopped anyone from just stuffing the item in their bag while the staff isn't looking.

[@scythelord]

@@NuggetOG you're right. they should just lock them in place. gotta pick it to purchase it.

[@oxfordsparky]

I’m still amazed that in under 5 minutes he can describe the lock and discuss the company that made it, pick the lock, dismantle the lock and then discuss the inner workings of the lock. Super impressed as always.

[@MattSeabolt]

Watching as he unlocks it. "And we got this." Me having done absolutely nothing: Yeah! We did it!

[@sfmc98]

It's like, the Royal We.

[@tiyenin]

Welcome to the world of sports spectators.

[@Wertsir]

@@sfmc98 He is the Lawrax, he speaks for the picks.

[@jakecarlin9402]

WE DID IT! LO HICIMOS! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fHeYdGNqeKdgjLM

[@RongDMemer]

OUR Achievement

[@namelessminionveinreaver3763]

One of these days we're just going to see him accidentally pick one by inserting the turning tool. "Apply bottom of the keyway pressure- oh, it's open."

[@omieyouknowme]

You mean master locks

[@pyromaniacal13]

"Well folks, looks like this one's heard my reputation and has surrendered to the inevitable. In any case, that's all for today."

[@denisl2760]

@@pyromaniacal13 made in France?

[@caracaes]

He literally did that with a bike lock. It had a plastic core so with enough force the plastic deforms and the lock can be opened just with a tensioner.

[@monke7566]

you saw stuff made here lock coming

[@jacobestey6220]

I like that he never cuts his videos unless he's going to his garage.

[@scottsiaens3456]

then you know its gonna be good

[@HariSeldon913]

Or to the basketball pole ([1262]).

[@bostonrailfan2427]

only cuts going to or from the garage or basement, but he has sped things up when he’s just waiting for a reaction during one of his rare destruction videos or his few construction videos

[@leechowning2712]

Lockpicking rules are never cut away, to prevent people claiming he uses a key. But yes, he is one of the best in his business.

[@AuxiliaryPanther]

He might have accidentally shown his feet, so he cuts the footage. You know how some people get about feet.

[@redwing999]

This thing lasted over a minute on LPL! That is really an achievement! Congrats, PickProof!

[@rustylee1836]

No doubt he could do it in less than a minute though

[@lindafryer4515]

Do you commenting people know or realized you use locks for yr personal things, yr home, car, boats, air plans, tool box, money, like a theif in the night it would all disappear, because of copy cats watching these video. Wait for it.....

[@andersjjensen]

@@lindafryer4515 You seriously underestimate how good he is at making it look easy. I'm a sports picker myself and I have maybe 4 hours on average a week, for some 6 years, of practice. If LPL takes 20-30 seconds to pick a lock it takes me 4-7 minutes to pick it.. sitting comfortably at my desk where I can rest my elbows.. with the lock in a vice. Without my heart racing because I might get caught. So here's the kicker - which is backed up by law enforcement statements and insurance companies: Locks do not get picked in the wild unless they're the absolute crappiest Chinese "gym locker" type that you can wiggle open with a popsickle stick. And the reason is simple: It takes a world class picker 20-30 seconds to do something a thief can do with a bolt cutter, a cordless angle grinder, or a crow bar in 5-10 seconds. In theft time-of-exposure is the end-all-be-all. And neither of those methods takes years and years of dedicated practice. And neither of those methods require you to be calm and deeply sensing the minute little sensations the pick sends to your fingertips. Your line of thinking, though, is common enough that the lock sports community has a code of honour surrounding this: We generally do not disclose publicly what can't be done more effectively with brute force. This means that you won't see a sports picker show you how to bypass the electronic start protection of a car, or how to crack a bank safe for instance. But if it is obviously faster to just break it, there is no harm in demonstrating that it can be picked. ESPECIALLY not when some shady lock companies write big bold statements about pick resistance, and charge you accordingly, on products that are, in fact, very mediocre or outright poor. Master Lock being a favourite subject when it comes to this...

[@Sailing360]

@@andersjjensen TOTALLY agree - I have tenants and over 20 years of experience evicting deadbeats. the first couple times hired a lock-smith. now just show up with a couple of tools and bypass the lock in less than 30seconds. obviously in need of a new lock - but thats the smallest expense on those days. Danish by any chance?

[@alicekoscianski]

​@@lindafryer4515 about 3% of robberies involve lock picking, it's not a lot

[@kleinellis1438]

Sometimes I almost feel sorry for LPL. He’s so skilled that if he didn’t do detailed breakdowns of the locks he picks, most of his videos would be under 30 seconds.

[@notsonominal]

.. i'm not very skilled and most of my home videos are under 30 seconds.. :/

[@Newtorious]

@@notsonominal k lmao

[@WolfgangDoW]

One Pick Man

[@NuggetOG]

@@righteousone1 DO NOT ENGAGE IN THIS MAN, HE IS A CERTIFIED TROLL, ANY ENGAGEMENT WILL SEND YOU TO A HELL FULL OF REPLIES.

[@kleinellis1438]

@@WolfgangDoW I was also thinking about Saitama. So powerful that he’s bored

[@mattfleming86]

So nice to see an "oldschool" lpl video. We don't see the pinning tray as often. Then again, your appeal has went WAY beyond the locksport/security community and I am, frankly, proud of you for your success. It has been well earned. Thanks for the refreshing return to your roots for your core fans. You taught me well over half of what I know about the subject and I am eternally grateful.

[@Amanda-C.]

As a member of that larger audience, there's actually a lot of appeal to the lock-dismantling bits. We may miss some of the implications of the design or manufacturing choices, but it's never boring to see the inside of something as detailed as a lock.

[@nullvoid3545]

@@Amanda-C. I didn't recognize this lock type, but I enjoy the dismantling bits. Although i wish he had put a little more explanation on the lock type, or maybe an i card or the video number for reference. but this was really cool to see! Those pins have pins in them?!?

[@Chris-du7hi]

​@@nullvoid3545 If you search his channel for 'pin in pin' there is more pick and guts. Also most of the mul-t-lock videos have pin in pin plus other security features.

[@pete_nana]

“Next video I’ll have a lock for you from a company called, Pique Prufe.”

[@ASFALT21]

Crentist the dentist vibes

[@jamessheppard4372]

@@ASFALT21 You like those m&ms

[@citibear57]

This guy has a hobby of picking locks, and he's damn good at it. He's probably a formidable lawyer as well.

[@DigitalAlphaSys]

He's gonna take you out of jail. One way or another...

[@abechavez1876]

He picks the other lawyers locks to sneak peak at their documents and evidence to use against them

[@BornToBeWired]

He was in business litigation, but retired from it to become a security consultant for lock companies.

[@eddymison3527]

It is said that the cases he picked never ended as deadlock cases.

[@SkyWriter25]

LPL looks at the jury: Nothing on one, two is binding, nothing on three, four is set, there's a click out of five...

[@Xirru]

LPL videos got me measuring lock security by minutes "Oh this lock is 4 mins"

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

Ditto, but keep in mind, you want to find a lock that is somewhere between police arriving on the scene, and someone deciding going through the wall is easier

[@catric]

I'm sorry but you're so pretty wtf

[@gerardo49078]

@@catric Go for it, mate

[@devshah4697]

@@catric Just do it.

[@sirloin7633]

@Catric c. So how goes hitting on dudes with women as a profile picture on KZbin? You have a lot of success?

[@CuriousMoth]

A rare gutting, haven't seen him do that in a while.

[@worldtraveler930]

My thoughts exactly.

[@StrongDreamsWaitHere]

I’d say the “cut-resistant” security bags he recently featured counts as “gutting.”

[@Gredunza]

Aye, haven't seen the pinning tray in a while. Always fun.

[@hx823]

@@StrongDreamsWaitHere That was more like doing a filet.

[@fensoxx]

Nothing like a good gutting once in awhile grandad used to say

[@OvenproofMeteor]

i yearn for the day that the "LPL Lock Security Standard" is created, measuring the security of locks by how many seconds it takes lpl to open them XD

[@jflanagan9696]

"Wow, this lock is rated LPL15! No wonder it's $600!"

[@sv8211]

@@jflanagan9696 does it takes 15 seconds to pick?

[@bencenagy5459]

@@jflanagan9696 a kryptonite bikelock is like LPL30. That shit good

[@bencenagy5459]

@@sv8211 yes The number is the amount of seconds it takes But it is kind of a facepalm when they explain it right in front of you

[@juliebraden6911]

@@bencenagy5459 something else that qualifies as a facepalm is using trendy buzzwords from over a decade ago, such as "facepalm".

[@roan5250]

I'm still waiting for Stuff Made Here's "unpickable" lock

[@pwhnckexstflajizdryvombqug9042]

So is he

[@butterchuckles9854]

@@pwhnckexstflajizdryvombqug9042 he received it a while ago, the video is just being edited/made

[@ovencake523]

@@butterchuckles9854 or... he still hasn't been able to pick it

[@JC-11111]

Considering he just got it a probably a couple of days ago, you'll be waiting a bit. It was only sent out a week ago.

[@JC-11111]

@@butterchuckles9854 says who? He may be still trying to find a way to actually pick it. Which is what he does before making a video. He figures out the best mode of attack and beats the lock. Then he records the vid after finding a way to beat it. Considering the lock was sent out a week ago, I highly doubt he's had time time figure out how to beat it yet. Much less make a video and start editing it.

[@gsterneman]

3:18 "Probably too well lubricated." Like most of the marketing team when they came up with that name.

[@JohnSmithShields]

Lubricant is very important, as demonstrated in video 1071.

[@MrTarfu]

@@JohnSmithShields could be worse they could of came up with "netflix orginal" instead

[@tyroneboboo8576]

@@JohnSmithShields hahahah

[@davyjones9562]

@@MrTarfu "could of"

[@Pacheenee7]

How fast can he pick a nose

[@COCONUT-DRAKE]

I hate that this made me laugh

[@randomguywithagun]

faster than us waking up

[@hanneswelander2106]

@@randomguywithagun??

[@keithroberts5946]

A click on the left and slipped into a false set

[@pinguhero4311]

Lightning

[@lashlarue7924]

Lock company: *names product, “Pickproof.”* LPL: “… and I was offended by that.”

[@OmniscientWarrior]

LPL after picking lock: My disappointment is immeasurable.

[@nathanfivecoate5848]

LPL continued: And my day is ruined

[@lukelee5385]

I actually feel like as a former corporate lawyer, this kind of technicality will probably warm his lawyer heart.

[@TwentyOneBunSalute]

"Hey! I resent that"

[@Redicat]

I was unpleasantly suprised half the video is disassembly

[@jmr]

I wouldn't want something like that on my door just because the name seems an awful lot like a dare.

[@Henlarious]

Easier to break the door frame than pick most locks anyway. A mule kick (1-3) normally knocks down any residential door.

[@paulelderson934]

@@Henlarious only in America. Try that on the bolted and steel reinforced European front doors and you're not having a super fun time.

[@Ariel-gj7bi]

@@paulelderson934 the world isn't comprised of only America and Europe, but ok. In fact I thought Europe in general was a safer place, so why do you need that kind of door?

[@danpowell806]

@@paulelderson934 it doesn’t matter what kind of frame you have if your doorframe is mounted in a stud wall.

[@scythelord]

@@Ariel-gj7bi That seems to be how they always frame it isn't it? Like the whole soccer and football argument. "the rest of the world calls it football but America" Uh no they don't. Europe might and south america might, but Asia, Australia and North America are solidly in the Soccer camp. only half the world's population might call it football. the other half does not. Europe is not "the rest of the world".

[@Hissey1987]

me thinking: wow, a five minute video about this lock, must be very good. Oh, he's gutting it, too...

[@pbsa1979]

@@Beliar_83 yup, exactly my thoughts

[@85krink]

CEO: “I’m gonna name my company Pickproof!” LPL: “and I took that personally”

[@francoislesne]

This is what Forever Lock V3 is clamming for months now. But probably too challenging for LPL.

[@ShadoFXPerino]

@@alexandergreene461 No, it's basically a stamped sheet that you place into the lock and rotate, so that the pins and key are totally sealed off from the outside environment during activation.

[@UpnorthHere]

Happens a lot in trademarks. For instance, "24-Hour Dry Cleaner" is a brand, not a warranty that your dry cleaning will be done in that time.

[@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98]

just needs kali and wireshark

[@WalrusRiderEntertainment]

I heard the inventor’s pants just caught fire..

[@da_copreee9929]

lier lier pants on fire

[@bladactania]

Plot twist in an upcoming LPL video: we learn that the hands we see and the voice we hear don't belong to the same person.

[@PlayafromtheHimalayas]

It's squidward narrating bro

[@commandrogyne]

Its his brother, the lawyering lockpick

[@ryanlynch3579]

@Cipheiz ya thats sacrilegious

[@unstabletaco3178]

There’s videos of him talking while standing in front the camera lol

[@bladactania]

@@unstabletaco3178 - but you never see his face. So it could simply be someone else standing nearby talking.

[@sebandsound7426]

Dang, I was hoping LPL had finally met his kryptonite. Let's keep waiting boys🍿

[@j.yossarian6852]

I’m still dying to see him have a crack at Stuff Made Here’s attempt

[@Troyseph]

@pakde sragen Certainly a new Rick-Roll on me!

[@TheZeroSbr]

Throw a Bowley padlock at him. There you go.

[@renerpho]

Here's one that he couldn't pick: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3e4gmmQrbmeg5o

[@Bigal3031]

Above avrerage = Most people would get caught before picking is done.

[@ErikS-]

This must have been 20 seconds of pure terror for Pickproof's CEO: .. binding, something on 2, that feels set, little click ... LPL: "folks, this lock doesn't live up to its name"

[@axle.australian.patriot]

As a child I had a disturbing fascination with locks. I collected pad locks and all sorts of old or abandoned locks I could find often without keys and would proceed to pull them apart to see how they worked. The ones without keys took a little longer, but studying the pull downs of the ones with keys gave me plenty of hints. By my teens I had boxes full of locks of all different types and like to amaze my friends with opening them without the keys. I later progressed to house doors, car doors and ignition locks. Needless to say that landed me in some amount of bother, especially the house and car locks that were owned by strangers. I did eventually progress to some of the cheaper safes, but fortunately by this time I had learned that just because you can doesn't mean you should :)

[@ruutjormun2262]

make videos.

[@axle.australian.patriot]

@@ruutjormun2262 I play with computer technology based security systems these days. Everyone has info and videos on lock breaking (hacking). I am including some security methodology in the books that I am currently writing and will hope to add video how tos along with the books in time. I also have a project progressing in the background for a gateway firewall system. It all takes time. This is just a sock account so I can make politically charged comments without getting my real channel trolled to death, so you won't find any of this on this channel :)

[@jeal5022]

Well good thing you learned some lessons at the end

[@axle.australian.patriot]

@@jeal5022 Yeah, Sometimes the important lessons come the hard way lol

[@juliebraden6911]

Glad you found a way to make it about you.

[@glorysky1998]

LPL: *sees companies name* *sees lock type, which he's picked multiple times before of* LPL: it's like they set themselves up for failure here

[@0name933]

LPL: Well yes, but actually, no.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r glo

[@MissPoplarLeaf]

@@righteousone1 can you explain why?

[@ChaseJonas75]

@@trashgarbage7234 just a troll

[@electronicsNmore]

An interesting lock. I like that pinning tray. Great close up video shots!

[@s0uls4nd]

bababoey

[@qwqk0xkx]

that camera quality is incredible

[@sueastside]

2:38 LPL actually stumbling trying to use a key on a lock. What a lockpicking legend!

[@billymanners9629]

He's out of practice lol

[@sueastside]

@@James_489 LPL wouldn't do that to us! I bet if you name one of those unpickable locks here, he would have a video about it soon. But he's an entertainer, he has success with 3 minute long videos about raccoons, if he suddenly made a 40min video about pandas he'd loose audience and income. So why would he.

[@hansnorleaf]

I once spoke to someone who had done an internship at RUKO. I was quite surpised when he told me that the lock that is fitted in aproximately 80% of Danish houses (including mine) is described in RUKO's catalogue as "recommended for closets containing no significant values". I guess having a lock is sort of a symbolic gesture to appease the insurance company...

[@KingSteven26]

Underrated Comment!

[@maxwellgriffith]

I wonder if locks, culturally, don’t need to be as robust d/t crime/breaking and entering being far less common relative to the West. Just a guess

[@KingSteven26]

@@maxwellgriffith I´d think in general most burglars don´t pick locks but just break in, so usually its probably more important how weak the door is or how hard it is to cut a padlock then how long LPL&friends need to pick the used lock itself. Like a "really pickproof lock" on a regular glas door is obviously pointless decoration...😁 Edit:But of course OP is right with his "symbolic gesture &insurance" part. My Dad once told me thats its usually necessary/mandatory for car insurance on a convertible to close the windows when you lock it, even tho the roof is/can be open cuz its a convertible, but if the windows were down insurance wont cover your losses...!😆

[@jimmyrustler8983]

LPL's the only guy who'd be able to open a complex tomb seal from an undiscovered Pyramid, and the gods would be all "actually this guy's good, don't curse him."

[@peterkelley6344]

... don't curse him ... just make the lack harder ...

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@peterkelley6344 Laughing now at a bunch of Egyptian gods figuring out how to keep LPL out 🤣

[@Trepanation21]

"Alright. I respect that." -Nyathl'tek The Undying

[@falloutfreeman627]

"This is the lock picking lawyer, and what I have for you today is a curse that was put on me by ancient egyptian gods. This was sent to me by the god Rah, who claims it is unbreakable. However, by simply raking the curse...hmm...and there it is. We got it open. Let's do that again to show it wasn't a fluke..."

[@Nick_Slavik]

@@falloutfreeman627 hahaha he'd do it a 3rd time, just for spite. And then give honest, constructive criticism to help them perform better binding curses in the future lmao

[@SimonKlees]

Let me recycle a good joke: LPL being able to pick it doesn't mean it's not pick-proof.

[@seanleith5312]

This guy is a lawyer, and do lock hacking part time, amazing.

[@lazyer0511]

Pretty sure the definition of pickproof is that the lock is designed to prevent picking, therefore this lock is indeed not pickproof.

[@MrZalcatraz]

@@lazyer0511 and that's exactly why it was a joke

[@powellmiller3845]

@@lazyer0511 I think it’s a joke saying even if something was totally pick proof he’d still be good enough to get in, that man can get into anything

[@joseph3946]

@@lazyer0511 r/wooooosh

[@ElementofKindness]

[Masterlock] "Phew! We weren't the target this week!"

[@shadowdemon13]

It is amazing that after all these years, they still make locks the same. If there were 3 or 4 sets of tumblers (top, bottom, and both sides,) it could be much more secure and much harder to get into. Especially if all the pins were different in length and width.

[@peterharper3861]

4:47 long video me: "hmmm, must be a good lock" lpl: "...and take it apart to see what's inside" me: "ah. ok then"

[@terry_willis]

He says, "I did not feel any security pins in here . . ." WOW! What a sense of touch.

[@rhyuza5918]

when you do a profession for so long you gain skills like at my job i teach people how to sharpen blades and i tell them "you want to feel for burrs if you feel a burr you are not done polishing" and thats why everyone wants me to sharpen their blades XD

[@Murasame13]

@@rhyuza5918 yeah I haven't a clue where to start "feeling" for a burr haha

[@SarahBW2893]

@@rhyuza5918 what’s the best way to remove the burr?

[@Putinhuylo3]

LPL: Some pins made of steel, gives some drill resistance. Masterlock HQ: *Make note of that!*

[@darkener3210]

Land lord: " So this is the place then right? Ok I'll get everything ready for you, here is your key, you can make as many cop- " LPL: " No thanks, I'll be fine " *opens the locked door

[@noirspoon]

*picks lock in less than 30 seconds* - "Certainly above average" LMAO

[@alphaplayzz1381]

It took him about a minute, how long are your seconds?

[@bigs6724]

@@alphaplayzz1381 They are probably those people who used to count fast when playing hide n seek

[@MemeVader]

Are you watching in x2 speed?

[@notacleverman9438]

Every time I see your disassembly videos I am always interested in the reassembly process. As a service tech on small machinery I know that the disassembly is the easy part and the reassembly is where the real frustration comes in.

[@zedmelon]

@Not A Clever Man I am disappointed that you fail to live up to your name. To express this disappointment, I hereby bequeath you an upvote.

[@Don-ui8oz]

As a retired locksmith I have picked in excess of ~750k locks. I want to tell you that your “walk picking” technique is extraordinary! I’m also impressed by some of the tools you have developed and if I was still working I would buy some of them.

[@blackbirdone8204]

750k locks means for example in numbers: In 40 years you have to pick 52 locks every day, or 6 locks per hour (8h workday) without any free days, weekends or holydays in the whole time. Every day without work, will increase your picklocking rate per day. Are you sure you picked 750k locks? 750k Schlösser bedeutet in Zahlen: In einem 40 Jahres-Zeitraum müssen 52 Schlösser jeden Tag knacken (oder 6 pro Stunde bei einem 8h/Arbeitstag) ohne jedweden freien Tage. Jedes Wochenende, Krankheit oder jeder Urlaub würde ihr Knackrate pro Tag nach oben erhöhen. Sind Sie sicher, dass sie wirklich 750k Schlösser geknackt haben?

[@juliebraden6911]

@@blackbirdone8204 lol wtf

[@jeffpkamp]

That pick and his tone are bring me back to my last dental appointment

[@Ogchampayne]

DUDE , I can’t unhear that now

[@DuesseldorferJung1]

Video length: approx. 5 minutes. Me: Oh damn this is gonna be interesting

[@cameronjadewallace]

Me: *whispers* pinning tray

[@iansarmiento23]

Intro: 1 min Picking: 1 min Deconstruction: 3 mins

[@ThatWildcard]

Me, bingewatching LPL videos: "I like your funny words lockpick man"

[@JackDoesGames]

You should do a video on how you put the locks back together after to pick and disassemble them!

[@alexdavidson7498]

Are you just curious or asking for a friend?

[@Boxygirl96]

Pretty sure he already has at some point

[@charlesferrari6877]

I was just thinking that too. You know he has to put them back together for his collection, perhaps to be picked again another day.

[@stargazer7644]

You just do it in reverse. Put in the spring and the pin, then advance the follower to hold them in while you do the next one. Then you just drop the pins in the cylinder, and push the follower out with the cylinder. Play the video backwards and you've got it.

[@ezriderzzr7104]

Just play the video backwards and voila.

[@ZenithofDark]

“I think in this case it is a proper noun not an adjective.” That is some eloquent shade!

[@lairdcummings9092]

Oh, goody! A 'gutting' vid - I love the 'look inside' vids.

[@23mistakes]

After watching your videos I'm convinced the only unpickable locks are the ones with guards in front of them.

[@Hermit.Crabbe]

It's therapeutic and scary how fast he picks locks

[@ravensquote7206]

_Relaxes in terror_

[@the_expidition427]

@@ravensquote7206 I think there is a term for this

[@caramelldansen2204]

I feel like having "Pickproof" on the front of your house would almost be a challenge to all would-be lockpicking criminals that see it.

[@hmspain52]

"Pickproof is a proper noun, and NOT an adjective!" Damn, LPL can be brutal! LOL

[@Fools_Requiem]

Calling a lock "pickproof" and labeling it as such is a great way to get your locks picked...

[@rhubarbdedubarb4232]

Nah bro i see a lock called pick proof, i refrain from trying to pick it and just go for brute force, no use in trying to pick something is pickproof

[@juliebraden6911]

@@rhubarbdedubarb4232 did you watch the video at all...bro?

[@KidPrarchord95]

The point isn't that the companies actually think it's unpickable. They just want the people buying it to think so.

[@hazvaldo4016]

LPL : “above average” Me : I trust this lock with my life

[@_charademon_]

Lock: claims to be pickproof LPL: pickity pockity ur now my property

[@ayoutubehogotztaeattoo2871]

'claims' to be 'pickproof'

[@masroorahmadbani1712]

LPL: and I took that personally

[@maximumdon7637]

Another way you could take it, is “this is proof you can pick it. It’s pick ‘proof’ “.

[@pseudotasuki]

I saw the title and thought "holy crap, Stuff Made Here actually did it!?" My disappointment is palpable.

[@creameedwards9518]

Love seeing u destroy those "pick proof" locks stuff was my fave he was so confident he overlooked simple things

[@gavmcilreavy3017]

This man is gonna be breaking into holographic locks in the future and still be like "yeah I saw this kind 20+ years ago"

[@davidsigley2846]

"I think in this case (pickproof) is a proper noun and not an adjective" is the best burn I've heard on this channel.

[@rubbishui]

Picks locks faster than I click the notification

[@CV-jp1yf]

@pakde sragen wth 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@philgray3443]

Was this pickbait?

[@Master0fHyrule]

Can we see you put it back together?

[@daneashley2808]

He doesn’t put it back together. He puts it in a bowl with milk and eats it.

[@justasydefix6251]

rewind the video

[@andersjjensen]

If you want to see how a lock is pinned up Bosnian Bill has videos on that, including how to modify a lock to build a challenge lock.

[@stevevernon1978]

@@justasydefix6251 "rewind the video" Boy that would be nice, wouldn't it? KZbin allowing reverse? we get fast and slow, and stopped, AND SINGLE FRAME! , but not reverse. Oh well.

[@misdmist]

@@stevevernon1978 incoming youtube gold premium with rewind button

[@kevinm.8611]

You can tell he’s so used to picking locks that it was easier for him to do that than it was for him to insert the key!

[@docfro9256]

I bet he doesn’t even open the door to his house using a key, he just picks it open.

[@boink666]

LPL doesn't even use a password on his email. He just picks it open.

[@damfadd]

lol

[@johnnystock7294]

I just thought of an ingenious pick proof lock. Simply have the master chamber able to rotate slightly. Have the pins keyed so there’s a groove with a solid end. That way if you try and put pressure with a bar the master chamber (with little hooks or edges) will rotate slightly and lock in behind the pins. Preventing them from lifting fully up and out of the way in essence locking the pins until the cylinder is reset.

[@6A31]

So if you're in a haste and insert your key with a bit of torque, it won't open? and you can decrypt them aswell

[@MillerJustinFS]

They will just create a tool to hold the 'master chamber' in place. It would certainly be more inconvenient to pick, but if it becomes popular, so would the workaround to it. You can't really create an unpickable lock, it just takes more complicated tools to break in. Which, btw is definitely an improvement. This is why someone like LPL just has ridiculously uncommon locks on his doors. They can be picked, but only by someone with a great degree of knowledge.

[@confusioned2249]

Every lock which claims to be pickproof be like: "This lock is pickproof!" **gently hits it and it becomes unlocked**

[@enlightendbel]

I wonder why a company that called its product pickproof is defunct.

[@ayoutubehogotztaeattoo2871]

@@enlightendbel, their customer base had become notorious for taking the name's meaning, as that of an adjective.

[@sethb3090]

But you didn't pick it!

[@yerwol]

"Ooo a 4:57 video. Must be a good lock" LPL: "I'll first pick it, and then take it apart to show you what's inside" "Oh...."

[@ghostsensei]

Same reaction here too.

[@nick012000]

Well, he does say that it's an above average lock, so...

[@iantaakalla8180]

It took him a minute to pick it. By normal standards, that lock. would be challenging to pick at first pick.

[@elhopper3735]

Haha that was my reaction too

[@danielwendell542]

Less than halfway through and he's already taking it apart. What a legend.

[@alexanderren1097]

Lock: **calls itself "pickproof" LPL: "You dare challenge me mortal?!"

[@Theactualcurrentsea]

I’ve been watching these for 8 straight waking hours. It’s the best thing I’ve seen on KZbin. Thank you.

[@sefyravelvetpaw8166]

"Today we'll be picking this lock that Bosnian Bill and I robbed from a house last week."

[@panther105]

"Nothing on 1, nothing on 2, nothing on 3, nothing on 4, nothing on 5".....Story of my life...

[@ayoutubehogotztaeattoo2871]

to work this, as a part of a joke in a stand-up routine with a lock picking theme to it - would be pretty good

[@panther105]

@@ayoutubehogotztaeattoo2871 I only wish this WAS a joke. I absolutely suck at this.

[@ayoutubehogotztaeattoo2871]

@@panther105, it takes practice to develop the finesse of picking locks. living life in this world of political correctness, backstabbery and buttfv¢kery, these days ? - that takes a certain skill level, too. I usually just try to avoid and stay uninvolved. unless it's something that needs to be addressed.

[@lincolnpascual]

LPL makes a convincing argument for installing bank vault doors at every entrance and window, backing it up with electronic and analog countermeasures, and putting every single one on separate dedicated collapsing circuits wired to explosives, just in case everything else fails. I'm just glad he's on the light side, because if he went dark side no ones security or valuables would be safe. LPL is proof that sometimes, God is looking out for us. His potential for supervillain status is incredible.

[@peterf.229]

Better hope your house isn’t on fire, Protip : no matter your lock the fd can smash in your door

[@antoniodominguezjr4734]

Why do you think he isn’t a villain?

[@_Catlemon_]

"in this case it's a proper noun and not an adjective" Amazing collab with EnglishPickingLawyer, can't wait to see more!

[@q7119]

When you see a new LPL video that's nearly 5 minutes long and assume that he finally met is nemesis... but then get told in the first few seconds that he'll gonna break it apart.

[@Nitsujima]

Company: Spends years designing “A ‘Pickproof’ Lock” Locksmith: Picks the lock in 60 seconds and only going slowly so he can narrate his every move to us. (Probably could do it in 30-45 seconds if he was actually trying to break into something)

[@gersonrendon2188]

As a locksmith i can say this man is crazy

[@EdGeorge555]

These "longer" videos are my favorite. I love it when you take the locks apart, or go more in-depth as to why it was easy or difficult to pick.

[@TheYemeniDude]

The manufacturer in tears: it was just a name, why did you take it seriously?

[@JakeTheN3rd]

aww i thought this was the stuff lock. looking forward to that!

[@the_staplergun3968]

Been waiting for this!!

[@johnfkennedy-official]

Word

[@snowblood82]

Same

[@cathulhu3772]

After watching those videos i've actually pimped my lock. It was funny, when i've looked at the cameras on my phone to find coupe of tools stuck in the keyhole, when i actually open by bluetooth electro-machanical lock of my own design and burglar locked inside my patio. Keyhole is just so someone would loose time, when cameras are rollin' and putting anything in it triggers lock on the way out. We had nice conversation waiting for cops to arrive and i was actually sorry for the oldschool guy. :)

[@mukhylogregorivich4995]

Obvious fake story + horrible grammar + clearly mentally challenged

[@diebitchesdie1]

I like how LPL unlocks "unbreakable locks" with lego tools in one second, but needs two full seconds to penetrate a lock with a god damned key

[@cobaltwerewolf]

He's just so unfamiliar with using an actual key on a lock

[@whocares269]

Even mans neighbours are used to seeing him pick his way home

[@sholahverassa8582]

He's not a key-inserting lawyer, okay?

[@jacquelinek]

@@sholahverassa8582 thank you for the chuckle

[@sholahverassa8582]

@@jacquelinek A pleasure ^_^

[@joebosley5917]

I've missed the disassembly. Glad to see it in this video!

[@joshuaerenberg2971]

Had myself exited this was the stuff made here lock

[@patrickthestan]

😔

[@andie_pants]

Same. I am disappoint.

[@elainedapenhamagalhaesdasi1265]

This is sad

[@ohlookitsbryan]

He did it on purpose lol

[@brandonr3741]

Sameeeee

[@ThiccolasCage01]

Its amazing how intriguing and popular a channel about locks can be. I love it

[@peyplayztanks6095]

*picks lock in about a minute* "while this is certainly above average for pick resistance-"

[@tylerguy12]

It always amazes me how LPL can pack so much into a 5 minute video while being slow and thorough

[@moezrr8046]

"I think it is a proper noun, and not an adjective" jesus, just absolutely fucking destroying them, huh?