Lois bought a toy just like her for Peter

[@benpadron2504]

I totally get Quagmire's frustration when Joe tells him not to do something he already wasn't going to do 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nothing pisses me off more

[@fairyprincx]

Same!!

[@arpitgupta4948]

Good... don't...

[@hwanpaulo]

@@lynnpabontheelitehero6579 great.. don't

[@HedgehogOutdoors]

When you're washing the dishes and your mother or wife tells you to wash the dishes

[@abstrakt8709]

Don’t do drugs kids Ye got it, wasn’t going to…

[@Imdeadpool]

I love how Peter calls the phone sex line (not knowing it’s Lois) and rather than doing the typical phone sex stuff he just shows her the pictures he drew and she can’t even see them

[@lvrdunkl5799]

Peter is just like a kid in that scene

[@kubzero874]

I swear If this wasnt sarcasm id probably get Off the internet forever

[@K4inan]

@@kubzero874 It's not. He got 230 likes. The internet has been good, but I'm off. Good luck on your journey.

[@kubzero874]

@@K4inan you think so? I just Hope These other people are super smart (sarcastic wise) but i know that's a thin straw... but It would be pretty funny If it was ... i couldnt Wrap my head around this otherwise... If These people are Just getting too lazy to think, so they Like anything they understand, because other Things you have to think for and thats No Fun haha... Or (i know im carrying this too far) If it actually is because they feel like they should make him feel less weird for stating such an obvious comment... whatever the answer may turn out to be(and I bet its a combination of all answers) this has me more interested than the theory of our existence... It's definitely more complex... So to anyone who reads this, I swear idc who you are... Please just tell me, why would you like this comment? God Bless brother haha

[@kubzero874]

Guys please tell me... Are you all 10 years old and really think the person commenting made a cool observation that you are happy to share? Or is it that you kids these days are being indoctrinated to liking every kind of being there is? Look I'm not judging I'm just intreged by this shit haha

[@rain_makes_videos5656]

One thing that’s cute is that even tho Peter didn’t know it was Lois he liked to hear her voice and found it comforting

[@happystars1449]

Which means he's always naturally attracted to his wife no matter what and that's the cute part😭😭

[@lesbianbbg]

that's actually adorable wtf

[@jin_cotl]

Even the part where Peter chose to show her pictures of his comic even though she couldn’t see the panels 😭

[@valgoyt912]

@@jin_cotl ive seen this episode multiple times and that part still destroys my mind

[@totheark0496]

They truly love each other, even not physically, their souls are really like magnet, always attracting the other. It’s sweet.

[@jaredjames1989]

Love how peter completely missed the facts joe and quagmire dirty talk with lois specifically behind his back. Lol 😂

[@Kinobambino]

lolll well they didn't know

[@sweetina90210]

Lol😂

[@JDUCSUDMU38948]

@@Kinobambinoyes they did

[@AnotherBadRep]

Peter is so innocent and cute when he shows his pictures

[@cutiepatootiexxx]

900 likes

[@suntzu3171]

1.2K likes

[@GAMINGAMER_YT]

1.3k likes

[@fedayn1838]

😁👍 love him nice guy

[@Listless_bliss]

1.5

[@stewmeat9261]

"gonna wreck you so bad you'll look like an exploded hot pocket" I'm using that one.

[@Imnotlucki100]

@Orbital u r not funny

[@SculptedThoughts]

If you want to turn women off, go for it.

[@xcaluhbration]

@@SculptedThoughts shut it, lady.

[@AwesomeGuy2x]

@@SculptedThoughts s h u t

[@ClibJubly]

@Lilith Levana shut your mouth woman

[@jedimindtricks7589]

'Phoning ain't boning' 😂😂

[@insertnamehere6298]

Jedi Mindtricks quote of the century

[@joshuar3632]

Yea. Then the bitches "ghost" ya anyways lol

[@adonaiyah2196]

Its true aint it

[@Deverik1981]

These days women consider intent as much if not more than the actual act. If you look at another with lust, you're cheating.

[@Justicetheepic23]

@@Deverik1981you know what episode is this?

[@lilbigrstar]

Lois has cheated on Peter multiple times and Peter only ever cheated on Lois with Lois. Think about that

[@Justaperson354]

He’s cheated with others in earlier episodes

[@maliksmith9003]

Bill Clinton clapped both of their cheeks.

[@KevinTambling]

It's always the cheater that points the finger. There, I just saved you years of misery. You're welcome.

[@unstoppableExodia]

He’s cheated on her plenty of times

[@Vaaaiko]

wtf are we thinking about💀

[@BossyGerbasi]

"and we have one beautiful child" - Peter lmao

[@mohammadsoubra3820]

I get why he ignored meg but what about chris

[@WhiteStripesStripiestFan]

​@@mohammadsoubra3820he ignored him too

[@Deverik1981]

​@@mohammadsoubra3820what about Chris? Stewie is the only presentable child they have.

[@mohammadsoubra3820]

@@Deverik1981 yeah its reasonable to think stewie is the wonderful child

[@RLin-ec6zl]

Peter is the most smoothest sweetalker ever the way he turned the tables when responding to you cheated on me

[@WatiSaurus]

@@BK-tp6jf that is true! i completely forgot about that

[@drelezar7745]

Ignoring Lois’s hypocrisy, I do think this was a rare well written episode from the modern seasons

[@dragons_hook]

Listen to the Pina Colada song. This is essentially the same plot. Lol

[@t-bird6853]

What episode is this?

[@orpattmaks490]

What hypocrisy ?!

[@offensivegamer4113]

@@orpattmaks490 that she went behind his back and having phone sex as a job

[@maryphantomhive7310]

@@orpattmaks490 She was secretly a sex worker

[@iamhida493]

I like how he’s “showing” his pics as if she can see them through the phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fedayn1838]

Haha 😄

[@triplekillerable]

2055 technology : show pics to phone that wlil recognize the pics and send it to other receiver. Peter is 20 years ahead of us.

[@moufc1159]

“Seat filler for a fetus” Family guy never ceases to amaze me 🤣🤣

[@Taelyr]

For real, I have no clue how tf these writers come up with some of this unbelievably relatable stuff 😂😂

[@cartoonstacksanimation7748]

This was so sweet omggg The fact that he found her voice so comforting And him falling for her all over again 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@RealRustGangsta]

I DON'T LIKE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE OR THE WAY YOU TYPE... KID...

[@Stryker-K]

Yea it's sweet af. Lois is awesome tbh lol.

[@amandathwala0178]

Who could get fooled by their own wife in a wig😂😂😂

[@nicholasandrews5976]

Anyone how watch >shi this shot had ah real sense of humor 4 real people that watch this stuff are the only cool ones!!!!

[@jonnym4670]

cartoons that who

[@sleekittyy]

the same people fooled by Hannah Montana... but also Peter's idiot he probably didn't realize sock Lois wasn't Lois until she told him.

[@planethedgehog2427]

Let's not forget Ricky Ricardo, when Lucy wore a moustache! (If you're not old enough to remember, then you're up past your bedtime. And if you are old enough, uh, same! LOL)

[@DeleteThis16946]

I have face blindness. A wig would be all it takes to fool me lol

[@tylerforrester5924]

@6:32 I love how Peter literally just ends it there without trying to uplift Chris 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rufusdos]

“We have one beautiful child”

[@JohnJones-qj8dm]

"Bye Otis"

[@jasperific7831]

He really talked his way out of all that 💀

[@jbcarsvids4128]

Peter can be smart when it comes to getting outta trouble or when he wants to be sneaky and get away with something that Lois doesn’t really approve of

[@halyketarrant]

“And we have ONE beautiful child.” Damn dude

[@Observer-cp4if]

"Good. Don't."

[@bluelightning6701]

I wasn’t

[@TheGreenYoutuber]

@@bluelightning6701 good. You shouldn't

[@Observer-cp4if]

@@bluelightning6701 Good. Don't.

[@Sar-ahG]

I never was gonna

[@asandangobese7664]

@@Sar-ahG good, never.

[@superman-tz1cf]

"we have one beautiful child" he literally meant stewie😂😂 he doesnt give a damn about meg and chris🤣 Edit: holy sheet 6K likes mom I’m famous

[@adonaiyah2196]

Can i interest you guys in a...

[@gamesmoney1025]

HIts funny because he did get along with Chris the most

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂

[@Katherine_xs]

Just rewatched these and I totally forgot about Chris where tf is he

[@ernestogastelum9123]

he gets a long with Chris the most

[@ToeGripper9988]

I just realized. Peter is really good at getting out of things

[@fedayn1838]

Haha yes

[@philpants44]

But not into things apparently

[@ParagonPKC]

"My HMO only pays for the equipment once a year" LMAO

[@cesarforte617]

That had me dying

[@jonnym4670]

its funny cause its true they will only pay for one erection pill a day for me by the end of the first week of the month i am already out

[@dragons_hook]

I just realized, this is essentially the Escape (the Piña Colada song), but made into a family guy episode. Well played Seth, well played.

[@planethedgehog2427]

I really thought that song was going to play.

[@natetinsley3119]

"I'm starting to think that whole Chicago business trip was a bunch of bologna" lmao 🤣

[@zinzolin14]

Little did Quagmire know, he already met the phone sex lady

[@piersonchristensen8836]

Lois: "Oh Peter, I want you to do me so hard that we have to change churches." Meg: *stares into the distance with a deadpan expression*

[@chandlerguest3930]

She’s cheated on peter lots of time

[@Ronin.Samurai]

Peter has cheated on her multiple times

[@emizerri]

@@Ronin.Samurai they're both terrible people

[@Ronin.Samurai]

@@emizerri agreed

[@pbkimblee1858]

@@Ronin.Samurai when?

[@alecgiblin7499]

@@Ronin.Samurai he only cheated on her once with bill Clinton. Tf you talking about

[@magicalplace3788]

"Can I interest you guys in a-" -Stewie, while his parents were touching themselves.

[@girvin_77]

Lois - “It’s like our privates were shaking hands doing business together in the middle of a swamp”

[@1mm0rt4lty7]

Peter acting like a toddler is so adorable

[@addiee2867]

“whatever comes out I’ll take back to her” 💀

[@jonnym4670]

that way its not cheating

[@jomesias]

0:45 “do yourself a favor don’t get married” “good, don’t. Perfect, don’t. Great, don’t” 😂😂😂😂 omg, I know what Joe is talking about!

[@kj5960]

Get a divorce if you’re that miserable

[@DrFeelGoood]

im telling ur wife how much you loathe her

[@allebasaiadartse3951]

"Wife bad! I make fun of how miserable I am... I am toxic masculinity speaking." **monkey sounds**

[@MrNote-lz7lh]

@@allebasaiadartse3951 You chicks are behind 70% of divorces.

[@dddancer1992]

@@MrNote-lz7lh lmao pulling statistics out of your ass isn’t going to prove your point 💀

[@killdashade314]

The audacity of Lois to be mad when she's cheated on Peter multiple times

[@nikitaw1982]

Modern women pretty gross

[@Youdontneedtoknowmyname-zw1tr]

@@nikitaw1982they both cheated but ofc you only blame women btw it’s just a show don’t get your insecurities mixed with the reality😂

[@nikitaw1982]

@@Youdontneedtoknowmyname-zw1tr Its only a problem if the dude cheats. if the woman cheats the husband must be a bad guy is the feminist simp line of reasoning.

[@Youdontneedtoknowmyname-zw1tr]

@@nikitaw1982 you’re too chronically online

[@nikitaw1982]

@@Youdontneedtoknowmyname-zw1tr Says who and why? compared to what? you don't check replys? plus i doubt fat slob peter is cheating. source please or ur a time waster.

[@aquafighter10]

“good. don’t.” LMAO

[@cjmiller8832]

6:27 why they do meg like that💀💀💀

[@alfredohsauce]

“Chris, people are going to tell you that you’re stupid and that you’re no good…*walks away* …bye Otis” Lmaooooo

[@charlesmadison1384]

"Both my heart and my wiener somehow knew you were my soulmate." ~ Peter

[@RyanFRails]

“8 fucking hours later”

[@danuk2136]

"Anything that comes out i can always take home for lois" 😂😂

[@ambrock95]

So nobody noticed how quagmires writing looked Japanese.

[@lndrkpgnp8753]

He has Japanese origins

[@ambrock95]

@@lndrkpgnp8753 i know it’s just funny how I noticed they did that

[@Madarauchihaaa]

@@lndrkpgnp8753 lol he does not 😂

[@lndrkpgnp8753]

@@Madarauchihaaa you can see it in different episodes, he even try to redo pearl harbor in an episode (as a joke) to honor his ancestors

[@lndrkpgnp8753]

@@Madarauchihaaa his sister is also japanese

[@DG123z]

She's mad at his break in loyalty while she was doing sex work first.

[@sulongsavage900]

@@lannie771 wth?😂

[@motionlessr6345]

No one pointed this out lol

[@theastonvillaseal585]

9:57 “in a-“

[@cantamoswaterloo3210]

I’m glad that they took the ‘Escape (Pina Colada) story line and updated it for modern cartoons; it’s all about taking homage to such a classic

[@tarisaikuzamba592]

That Night Shymalan bit 😂 and "a twist at the end of my thing" got me

[@bigdaddyplaton6684]

I wanna see more of anime Peter

[@darreylhenderson702]

I replayed that part way too many times. Lol

[@srirajjayaprakash3852]

Both my heart and wenis knew you were my soul mate 😂😂😂

[@zuzunight4915]

I like how Peter asks to show his drawings over the phone but it’s not a face time 😂

[@hlulanikh133]

Stewie's suggestion for a "2 and a quarter"-way kills me every time😂😂

[@takeshitatnall5496]

4:11 this implies there's a fairy god Cleveland show

[@cougarhunter33]

That's nasty...

[@timmy3287]

gosh*^ for God, do not use God’s name in vain 😇🙏❤️❤️

[@tsuyuasuisings2839]

@UCZQrahQZtz7AH9RR4NRei1w oh shut up no one who watches this show gives an actual shit about God

[@enderwalkgang]

@@timmy3287 That's actually not what it means. It refers to using god as a scrape goat or justification for being a bad person. Not saying oh God.

[@ryantheepicpotato8440]

I have a possible stupid question. How did they get the hair for sock lois?

[@snuker650]

Wigs?

[@seeker1069]

We dont ask these questions nor do we actually want answers. Somethings are just better left in the clogged shower drain.

[@mohamadalrashed9064]

they drew it

[@magistermilitum1206]

@@seeker1069 Already know what your thinking, ew..

[@danafreeman6068]

Pubes..

[@KiaraLionessTM]

“8 f**ing hours later!” I can’t 😂

[@murozman]

"Bye Otis" 🤣🤣🤣

[@MJ.toohard]

8:24 I cannot get enough of this show.

[@CityBeachgirl-mq6ts]

Hey Malcolm

[@x-x101]

Joe Swanson: Phoning ain't boning

[@kevinmcmullen5371]

He cut off the best line right at the end 😂

[@jbcarsvids4128]

Exactly 😂

[@i_28_tesla]

Wait what was the line

[@emotionallyunstableandfill2497]

I just realized lois sleeps with her earrings in

[@oscargrainger2962]

Gynaecologist- a man who can paint the passage through the letterbox.

[@chaoticethereal]

Lmao, they play off cheating like it was a good thing

[@jordankahele14]

Lol

[@bowtieboy6348]

Smh

[@jshaka3769]

Fr on both ends too. Why was Louis doing phone sex. She’s the Cheater lol

[@solar0wind]

@@jshaka3769 Because they had trouble paying the bills? She stumbled into the job thinking it'd be a different job and then accepted it because it paid well and her family needed the money.

[@jonnym4670]

@@solar0wind petter could have just become a chip n dale dancer

[@jasonkh4]

It's like our privates were shaking hands after a successful business meeting in the swamp lmao dead 💀😂

[@amlc4626]

6:20 LMFAOOOO

[@Daisysalazar2363]

5:41 💀💀💀

[@commando254]

Fr

[@Unknown_Entity7418]

Lmao-

[@WRLDOfSad]

☠️

[@jfontanez1838]

Lois gets mad at Peter for cheating but she cheats on him all the time

[@FuckSlowShit]

She thinks she's super smart and can be a housewife and hoe, no work.

[@yellowblanka6058]

"I am not, in fact, the president of Hot Wheels" LOL!

[@asnsk]

This 'love story' is so unusual and cute ;)

[@fishychippy69]

“Both my heart and my weiner know that you’re my soulmate”🤣🤣

[@islandsunset]

Meg didn't run away when her mom said something sexy. She did when her dad did. Lol That got me 🤣🤣

[@piersonchristensen8836]

Her deadpan expression lol...

[@vincef7487]

1:12 I’ve actually heard people say that!😃 “Phonin’ ain’t bonin’ “😁

[@justmyopinion5585]

😂

[@jonathanstewart1278]

8:22 cheetah

[@Oofteam1]

Dirty rotten cheetah 🐆

[@Moneymannn02]

He legit played that off so smooth

[@CityBeachgirl-mq6ts]

Hey there 👋

[@gamesmoney1025]

He's wasting all that money just to show his wife some pictures he drew...lol.. Also how could Lois see his drawings if the phone was up to his ear...lol

[@thatonedog819]

Little kids have an ego centric view which means they think whatever they see, other people see too. It's really nice because when they try to get you to look at something while you're driving, you can literally just go "wow, that's so cool" while never fucking looking and they don't know the difference.

[@JDHarsh]

“Bye Otis”😂😂😂😂 All things considered, this is a really sweet episode

[@LangstonKinderhook]

"No, Sock Lois doesn't feel authentic to me anymore" 🧦

[@theastonvillaseal585]

0:53 well that was a lie, Quagmire.

[@amilying8120]

That "goood, dont" is so simple but so funny lol

[@vaishakhpillai7395]

8 fucking hours later was the best

[@EllaCBWalkersSpokeswoman]

It might be my period talking but that ending was funny as hell 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@nathanielbear1916]

4:20 😆😆

[@lodielieb8482]

“It was just in my imagination so I draw-ed it”

[@LuckaPow]

ye ye loll

[@DYINGG_]

lois talking to peter like talking to her child lol

[@Ryan-rh8rn]

😂😂😂 "I wanna wreck you so bad youre gunna look like an exploded hot pocket." 😂😂😂

[@mirandawhitehead6932]

Sock Lois is so funny 😂

[@fedayn1838]

Haha

[@Blacboyjt_]

One beautiful child??

[@jbagustin4868]

Stewie I think.

[@AshleyAmbrose94]

Yeah, stewie

[@wheresdarice3988]

Ah, favouritism... 😔

[@tsuyuasuisings2839]

Stewie

[@yaoifanboy2229]

I'm living for fairy godmother Peter, fairy godmother Quagmire, and fairy godmother Joe

[@franram7426]

0:26 "Any more".... Too much.

[@MrRiot-uf8rm]

9:48 Stewie at the end made me laugh

[@CityBeachgirl-mq6ts]

Hey 👋😊

[@mrlloydval2887]

5:31 lol the anime part killed me.

[@akm74us]

5:41

[@mrlloydval2887]

@@akm74us Nope. Without context, it's about as humorous as an isolated fart.

[@exzavissmith6768]

0:12 lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@clarejennings5049]

"What if I told you I am holding in a really big dump?~"

[@reallemming1dago..888]

Nice 😚

[@TedJohnson85]

Can't stop laughing!

[@juancarmona9374]

LoL thanks Peter, I'm gonna try that line next time! 😂

[@ShifuCareaga]

9:42 omg i finally laughed. Now that shit was funny

[@justaviewer6470]

8:25 literally the funniest part lmao 🤣

[@mistermoses8775]

That was literally so romantic like 🥺😢 true love indeed

[@marwaahmed1288]

Not her getting mad because he called but she literally works there and talks to every guy 😂

[@oliverfarfan1513]

I love it that she bought that true love story jajajaja

[@justarandomguy5674]

Actually doesn't count Peter never cheated if he was calling his wife and just had s** with his wife so not actually cheating

[@thechandraraj6415]

He didn't know it was Lois and went out with the intention of being with another woman. So it's still cheating.

[@justarandomguy5674]

But however he never actually did it with another it was still with lois

[@Voxagra]

It is an elaborate roleplay

[@moved.9378]

I feel sorry for any girl who falls for you, you give wordplay and uncanny situations a whole new meaning.

[@genderlesstoast6633]

Please never be in a relationship that isnt open

[@mrmrwayne9850]

Glad they really love eachother lol

[@vivekkrish2001]

President of hot wheels 😂😂😂

[@epicgachalifeskits4282]

Aww, this was kind of sweet

[@ebanongkeffa7403]

Peter literally said he has one beautiful child😭🤣

[@tanishawhite10]

I love all your shows Peter Griffin and Lois

[@EdgyShooter]

Literally had never heard of a Yoshinoya beef bowl and now they seem to be mentioned everywhere, especially here and on American dad