Lolcow Live- Metokur Segment 7-10-2024

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[@PuritySin]

You guys watching are all awesome people! Please check out my other channel Sinfully Pure or just keep being awesome and check out Metokur's shop.

[@SunnydayRay1]

bless you, Purity!

[@davidburke709]

I bought a hat. I bought a hat for my hat. I bought a hat for my cat, and another for my cat's hat. I bought a hat for Ralph's gunt fat, and a hat for Keffals for being a twat. I bought a hat for Rekeita because he's fallen flat. I bought one for Masterson because he's a sleazy rat, and one for Boogie, but upon it he sat and mashed it flat. What's that - a bat? I'll buy a hat for the bat. But Mersh gets no hat, and when the bat shat, upon his head was a splat.

[@PuritySin]

That was beautiful

[@Scylithen]

_One for me and one for my cancer_ _One for me and one for my cancer_ _One for me and one for my cancer_ 😏😞

[@G433N_GUY]

Welcome to the chemo-club

[@Pestondemand]

@@G433N_GUYlmao you beat me to it

[@quackk_kk]

😂

[@m00nkinftw]

GOTTA GET PAID TO PUMP AND DUMP THIS SHITCOIN Y'ALL

[@Pestondemand]

@@m00nkinftw GIVING HER THE REAL SHITCOIN SHE DESERVES

[@VonSilvermont]

Jim showed posts of his medical records for free and Boogie can't do it for 15k when he claims to be broke. FELTED

[@shoppingcart9559]

Boogie either has a different cancer and he’s just genuinely a stupid person OR he has cancer markers/ cancer symptoms and decided to play victim to get money

[@ldkutellme]

*65k loll

[@caronte008]

@@ldkutellme 75K!!!

[@PALACIO254]

Apparently went up to 80k

[@PointsofData]

Yeah it wasn't for free lmfao. Jim got like 20k from that, maybe more since the pre-stream superchats weren't recorded automatically. But he planned a whole stream to do it so I doubt he would have backed out if he got zero money.

[@sapperbean5791]

Blessed the archiver.

[@End3rDJgaming]

And as Jim pointed out, Boogie still has his channel up despite saying he's gonna leave the internet.

[@PuritySin]

Yep also Inferno cop kicks ass!

[@Muniaczek90]

​@@PuritySinhe only deleted his twitter 😂

[@PuritySin]

The coward!

[@SorrowHead]

"We need Metokur on our show because we actually need a host with cancer". Damn that was a great bit from Keem.

[@mooted5513]

Jim and Wings talking felt really wholesome

[@Gurgimunchingcrunching]

Holy hell, Jim finally got on Discord just to crap on Boogie. That just shows how much Jim dislikes Boogie.

[@TheMinuteman]

Bro literally lies about cancer for pity.

[@Zant5976]

@@TheMinuteman LOL LMAO

[@acsone3546]

Gonna just interject here, since I am seeing it now; why the fuck does everyone call Metokur by Jim. It’s weird. None of you know him. Imagine if everyone called Keemstar almost exclusively “Daniel” when referring to him. It’s parasocial and weird and I see it way too commonly. He has a name that he goes by but say “Jim” in the KZbin community and everyone will immediately know you are talking about the cancer guy with the terrible microphone. I don’t get it at all.

[@joanboring26]

@@acsone3546 Easier to say and everyone's been calling him that, i don't think it's anything as deep as a parasocial relationship.

[@shoppingcart9559]

@@TheMinutemanI think he has it, I just also think he knows if he releases the results of it people would be able to tell its not as serious as he made out and it isnt affected by your weight, so the crypto thing was just for money

[@HerSoyJak]

Craftier than the Boulder King!

[@Pestondemand]

Boulder king actually put a fight, this is pathetic

[@PointsofData]

​@@Pestondemand did he tho Once Matt was cornered with the report history link he crumpled

[@henrythemuthafuckineighth]

@@PointsofDataTo be fair, at least Jarbo posted the screenshot eventually.

[@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen]

Boogie not having cancer is the worst news of this year.

[@thevalorousdong7675]

Occams Razor- Boogie refuses to show proof because he's constantly lying

[@egg2520]

"And that's what they're gonna run with sure. If you wanna say I'm lying ok fine go ahead" Kids argue like this

[@alanfitzgerald9026]

Jim went out on a limb and made a discord for this. o7 buy a hat for your hat

[@fender-3562]

Boogie acting like he has some sort of principle is laughable. Lmao

[@TheMinuteman]

It’s rather amazing to watch a man destroy himself at every turn

[@acsone3546]

His principle is whatever height he left the bar at last time.

[@acsone3546]

@@TheMinutemanRalph, Rekieta, and Boogie; the holy trinity of Lolcows

[@TheUnseenPath]

Who is Wings to judge anyone guy is terrible person.

[@SgtBuck01]

You can feel Jim going full Debt Collector on Boogie.

[@Vacerous]

"Don't you wanna take care of Desi?" "I promise you I plan to. You'll see" I have a VERY bad feeling.

[@JosuffGoHAM]

you'll see.. you'll see...

[@acsone3546]

Life insurance baybeeeeee

[@KinoTechUSA69]

You'll see, YOU'LL ALL SEE. kind of vibes

[@darkpuppetlordful]

He's gonna suffocate her with his fat before he runs away

[@MemeinAndDreamin]

She's getting her OF set up as we speak.

[@davidburke709]

It's like Wings was Zidan telling Jarbo he could pull up his flagging history. Ruh-roh!

[@TheMinuteman]

“Wings betrayed me. We was best bros”. Like wings has any loyalty to anyone let alone the fatter, weaker loser than himself

[@meme_aids]

"Boogie, NO!"

[@WickedParanoid]

Shit, you're spot on with that comparison. Except Jarbo did show it in the end, lol. Edit: Now that I think about it, it's more like Wings is Jarbo to Booger's Ethan Ralph, minus the ragepig's ragequit.

[@SlurpeeBoy9999]

He's willing to read out the contents of the document, but not show the document itself?

[@PuritySin]

Weird right? Like black out anything very vital and just show it

[@PALACIO254]

It's almost like he's lying or something

[@thevalorousdong7675]

Boogie keeps saying "oh when i die..." as a pity ploy. Mfer, that 'cancer' is extremely slow. It actually makes me mad he's trying to 1 up Jim of all people when it comes to health problems.

[@nugsboodlepoo]

As if anyone will be sad when boogie dies

[@MegaDoomer101]

@thevalorousdong7675 Boogie sucks, but how is he trying to 1 up Jim? Did you watch it? He specifically says he has the Animal Crossing version and Jim has the Dark Souls version. That is the opposite of a 1 up.

[@KRDecade2009]

It’s so slow it gives him an extra year

[@TheUnseenPath]

@@MegaDoomer101 He said it was a pity ploy too.

[@n0rsca392]

Boogie sold his last dead fanbase out to make 5k off buttcoins but refuses to show one piece of paper for a FREE 20K? LMAO

[@Scottymation]

Boogie’s going with the whole “since I never showed proof, there’s no way for you to prove I’m lying” schtick, like we’re all five years old and can’t see through what he’s doing. Ya ain’t clever enough to pull this stuff, Boogie.

[@NoMoreBsPlease]

It definitely doesn't help being a bad liar.

[@m00nkinftw]

I will honestly be very sad when I hear the news that Metokur passed away. I've been following him for over 10 years now and he gave me and many other people hours and hours of quality entertainment

[@maresnstuff]

I'm not a doctor, but I played college football, lacrosse, participated in MMA tournaments and did some fencing. With the exception of asthma, I never saw anyone participate in these sports that had something that Boogie describing. So that boxing comment that wings made was the checkmate. Don't forget to buy your hat for your hat!

[@LGPanthers1]

Buy a hat for your cat's hat!

[@johnoster4098]

If you don't mind me asking, could you tell me roughly how much it costs to join a fencing club outside of academics? That is if your fencing tenure was in that realm.

[@Justin-dr5uw]

@@johnoster4098 bro it is probably highly dependent on where you live. Just google a club near you and look for yourself

[@vortex_1336]

Prediction: In like a week he'll say that he got the biopsy and it came back negative.

[@Goggles1975]

Old man jim takes another

[@zekeiwa5837]

This reminds me of Phil not wanting to show his WWE Champions account on Sidescrollers, but a million times worse. No wonder he's terrified of being on this show, he'd have a heart attack if he went through this

[@lightandsalt7612]

And he tries to drunk on the Side Scrollers after requesting the interview.

[@rokuterra]

Will who? Which episode was this?

[@lightandsalt7612]

@@rokuterra kzbin.info/www/bejne/mX21lp2pjquSkNksi=Hxu_swsg7-Iyjb3E

[@loserinasuit7880]

Holy shit, Wings just sent a killshpt like Xidan did against Matt. Just an iron wall of a statement.

[@colecote1432]

17:25 legitimate made me laugh. Wings just SO chill when this man he likely hates just goes: “Wings, Can I ask you a question?” “Sure. 😁”

[@Hornetog9vp]

Im glad you clip it.

[@PuritySin]

I got super lucky I had a ton of people dm me on twitter and just happen to check after I was done recording a let's play ep and was like "I cant miss this!"

[@Guanaco14878]

Thanks for being so diligent Purity!!!

[@PuritySin]

Happy to help

[@shadowpeople2645]

fuckign wings doing the digging hole in the background killed me

[@Harpagio]

7:35 lmao wings doesn't get a lot of wins in his life, but every time Boogie is involved Jordan looks better and better.

[@shadowpeople2645]

@@Harpagio honestly since boxing match he been getting slowly better and better

[@zekeiwa5837]

Wings is always on his A game whenever it's time to kick someone else. He legit becomes funny, like bullying is his true self where he can bloom

[@zekeiwa5837]

​@@shadowpeople2645lol not even close. Wingo is still the same

[@PointsofData]

Wings is a lolcow but he's got _some_ redeeming qualities. One of those cows that I hope does turn their life around.

[@ayylmao0702]

"I'll take his mortgage" OMG PLEASE LMAO, METOKUR STREAMING WITH KEEM AND FUCKING WINGO just fucking imagine

[@psycdalex]

This was so amazing. Im so glad jim still around, i wish he could transfer his real cancer to boogie

[@thevalorousdong7675]

Refuses $15,000 to show cancer proof, yet he always cries "i need money!" Boogie is so insufferable. Dude needs a legit emergency to smack some reality into him Edit: 25k!! Not even just 15!

[@PuritySin]

Right for that much money I would show whatever medical record (with certain things obviously blacked out) someone wanted.

[@thevalorousdong7675]

​@@PuritySin mannn, that much money I'd leave my damn address in and just move!

[@PuritySin]

Lol well its a nice downpayment for a house which I would kill for.

[@USSMariner]

Boogie never lost the quarter million from the crypto investment. People keep forgetting this. Did he probably blow through a lot of that because he's a tard? Sure. But he's far from poor. How else did he fill his house with Arcade Cabinets and eat Doordash for three years straight?

[@thevalorousdong7675]

​@@PuritySin mhm! So many things can be done with it. Many people may scoff at 'just 15k', but 15k is life changing money if it just jumps in your lap like that!

[@deadgrandma9407]

Take a Jarbo and add 300 lbs. of lard it's called a Boogie

[@TheWaterdog6]

"You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive because I know everything. That snake survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think "Oh, this poor piece of sh*t, he never gets a break. I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I'll guess I'll hire him, or marry him." Boogie is such a worthless hypocrite. This always happens. Boogie is greedy and will do something without looking into it, but it gets him money. He gets pushback and he plays the 'Victim' to try and make others look bad and him sympathetically. He did the same thing with Ordinary Gamer on stream. He accused him of something and he refuted him live. And then he wanted to 'shake his hand' like that would make him not some kind of crybully and he didn't want to dignify his two faced behavior or give him the dignity of it. Now he thinks crying and playing the "I hate my life, im just gonna disappear, you will be sorry when I die." but unlike the other times, he won't be able to walk this back while he doubles down after milking people for money. This man has no principles while acting like he is a strong moralist who stands above people. This is the same man who has had surgery to remove part of his stomach so he can lose weight and is still manages to be around 500lbs!

[@papazomberu]

The thing about this, too, is Boogie loves being a victim. So he's absolutely getting off on all this negative attention

[@tytsty5716]

The fact boogie always and I mean always pulls out the “when I die you guys will see” as if anyone actually cares anymore that he’s gonna die it just shows how much of a manipulator he is I feel so bad for that poor girl

[@acsone3546]

As if when he dies people are gonna rush to release his cancer diagnosis

[@Nofriends327]

That poor girl?? You mean the one that CHOSE to be with him. I don’t.

[@tytsty5716]

@@Nofriends327 she chose to be with him sure but she is extremely young especially compaired to him, plus shes a fan and on top of that hes the first guys she been with and if thats not bad enough she has the brain of a 13 year old. She chose to be with him but she absolutely has no idea what she got herself into. thats why i feel bad for her.

[@weezledeezle9029]

We need a Mr metokur JRE episode!! That would be epic. Nobody knows who he is & he dont got much time left. A got damn LEGEND!!

[@oRnch199]

Git'm Jimmithy.

[@sambradbury8413]

Crazy to see wings getting W’s anytime boogies on

[@The_BlackTemplar]

No No No No Boogie sounds like a belligerent child. Oh wait he is

[@megahunterkiller]

Congrats to Boogie2988 for beating cancer!!!

[@punishedcranky3119]

Lightspeed purity very nice!

[@PuritySin]

Im so glad I checked my twitter after I was done recording a vid otherwise I would of missed it.

[@TheHeartlessAlchemist]

Wings sniped the shit out of Boogie with the boxing match medical record.

[@jorgedahellcat]

boogie... lie?! Perish the thought...

[@ianduran3193]

I rememeber Mr metekour being on PKA talking about Wings and all his stuff he did lol. Now he's on here and Boogie is many times worse than Wings has ever been 😂

[@normnormey9313]

Yeah, Boogie's just a liar.

[@KSwindellsMACHETEMAIDEN]

Thank you.just discovered metokur but Did not wanna have to watch the whole episode for this bit

[@PuritySin]

You are very welcome happy I could help. 😊

[@MrSillyheadSr]

Wings got Boogie a 2nd time.

[@mrslasher1064]

They brought on Mr. Metokur,the shitpost lord,the ayatolla of trololola,when was the last time you saw this guy throw his hat in the ring on anything? They're bringing back ancient beings to roast Boogie,it's like the culling games for internet blood sports...

[@daeamiralis]

Thanks again purity, can always count on you

[@keith9129]

If metokur joined lolcow live it’d get SO MANY views

[@SirPream]

"Boogie1488 has been found dead" is a meme thrown around in areas like The Sektur, but sometimes meme magic needs to kick in when it hasn't yet

[@WickedParanoid]

Booger made me side with Density. That is a sin I cannot forgive, aside from his whole cancer-faking thing.

[@vidrawsstuff]

It's sad. I use to enjoy watching Boogie's old content. Now I don't anymore.

[@Br1cht]

Fake Scammer being a fake Scammer[Pikachu Face]

[@aymbaut9361]

makes you think, would matt have come off better in the end if he had just flatly refused to show the incriminating evidence?

[@vorbo01]

Absolutely not, cause fattie looks terrible right now. He's so obviously lying

[@loserinasuit7880]

Absolutely not lol

[@kyllme1500]

​@@loserinasuit7880Matt was already doomed for failure. He was boring as a creator, was apart of the skeptic community, and would have been branded a flagger even if he didn't show the proof. The only thing the kill stream did was expedite the process.

[@loserinasuit7880]

@kyllme1500 He was already branded a flagger before the stream. When Yellow Flash called him out that was the death of Matt in my opinion. Anything that escapes the IBS-Sektur-IRS (Internet Tard Sphere) typically seals your fate as a creator.

[@BluBoy214]

"The starter kit of cancer" WHAT!!!??? That had me laughing SO HARD!!!!

[@AMarvelousLife]

This may have been the worst lie to be caught in. So painful to watch

[@TheVoidMediaGroup]

im trying to finish this but the last one went down lol

[@PuritySin]

Hopefully I got everything let me know if I missed anything.

[@onewingedmoogle]

I can't figure out what Boogie was hoping to achieve by being a punching bag for half an hour while refusing any way out of his situation offered. Is he hoping to garner sympathy? Does he get off on being publicly humiliated?

[@Br1cht]

Thanks for the clip, dear Archive Chad!

[@ellisthornton8858]

this butter golem is pathetic

[@beck2752]

lol, I find it hilarious that Jim is always the dude one can call upon to sniff out bullshit.

[@Robbie-mw5uu]

to be fair, keemstar sniffed boogie's bs first

[@fluffypinkpandas]

LOL @ RICHARD he is doing a "digging a hole" emote while boogie tries to explain himself

[@PuritySin]

Right that was hilarious

[@Ozymandias3505]

Based

[@PuritySin]

Thank you

[@kjellbjrnasmo480]

Flashback to the killstream and the boulder saga.... is this the sequel?

[@quackk_kk]

Daddy jim😭😭😭

[@cincymutt]

It's not "just for you" when you announced to the world you have cancer. If he was actually trying to keep his private life private, then he might actuality have a point.

[@ParrotMan01276]

What frustrates me the most is that Boogie all of a sudden cares about "privacy". He has shown up naked on stream, talked about his addiction to "women of the night", shown his bank information, info dumped us on his past and trauma numerous times, talked about his weight issues numerous times, and the first thing he did when he got his "diagnosis" was run and tell the internet. Only now when he is asked to show proof, he suddenly cares about privacy. Boogie is still somehow a better person than Tipster, but that's not a high bar in the slightest. I could use that 80K. I have tons of bills and I'm basically the primary earner in my house. I lost my higher paying job and now have to make a fraction just to get by right now. He's continuing to spit in the face of everyone and for what? So he can keep his grift going. If anyone gives any more money to this guy, just go ahead and leave this earth. We don't need any more enablers on this planet.

[@speedrublucas1139]

Unsure if it's true, as Boogie seems to be baiting some big thing, but iirc, life insurance doesn't pay out if the person commits suicide. Edit to say that suicide clauses depend. Minnesota states that you need it for 2 years in order for a payout. Before the two years, the insurance only pays the premiums.

[@darman12able]

What about “tragically shot during bank robbery gone wrong”?

[@TheMetalwolf77777]

God damn not even 2 minutes and it's already clips up nice

[@PuritySin]

What can I say I work fast.

[@TheMetalwolf77777]

@@PuritySin you really are dedicated to your craft

[@JosuffGoHAM]

he doesnt understand that we wont care about him faking cancer or not when hes dead i doubt we'll care in a week either but still lol

[@nicksjacku9750]

Holy shit

[@egg2520]

Thanks man, no way I was gonna give them a view

[@herecomesjakob424]

I love a good saturated content sneak peak

[@zeraora2607]

At least he learned from the boulderking

[@pogothepurple3826]

What is the difference between showing your medical records and READING them to everyone!?? Boogie can't even begin to explain how a decision like this makes sense.

[@retrodoodmanx7161]

DSP is going to do the same. he will lie and will take those lies to the grave

[@josedorsaith5261]

What a vile person. If he'd lie about cancer, I don't believe any of the stuff he said happened to him as a kid

[@freebretth]

Jim's mellowed a lot

[@4566Iggy]

Cancer and looming death does that.

[@darkpuppetlordful]

Both forms of the polycythemia cause a spike in red bloodcell count, so theres no way to know without the bone marrow tests if its secondary or vera. Also Polycythemia Vera is a rare medical mutation that just seems to occur, whereas secondary Polycythemia is caused by conditions that reduce the oxygen that reaches the heart (such as being a fatass who eats poorly and doesn't exercise)

[@darkpuppetlordful]

I'd like to ask boogie if his reports say he has an overall stimulation in red blood cell production, (if he does that means he doesn't have vera, but secondary) Vera causes a spike in red blood cells in specific bone marrow, it's not directly an increase in RBC more so an increase in RBC in bone marrow

[@wll1500]

OH COME ON BOOGIE NOOOO! BOOGIE, NO!

[@Robbie-mw5uu]

NOW WAIT A MINUTE, BOOGIE NOO

[@ChrisMusson-kv8ph]

Boogie is a baby!

[@jessiejoy1703]

Fuck man I wish Jim actually DID end up replacing Boogie as cohost

[@pillgrimm]

WHY DIDNT HE JUST INSPECT ELEMENT ON HIS DIAGNOSIS PAGE

[@trevorpearlharbor5171]

I find it interesting that Boogie bows out of the internet just hours before Coffeezilla's video posts up on his other channel. I honestly think that Boogie left the internet because he knew the lowback for his faking cancer would be catastrophic.

[@SirSnopeous]

too funny

[@javajav3004]

Wow lol

[@Ichthyodactyl]

I'm trying to be charitable and consider that he just doesn't realize how none of what he's doing makes any sense at all but it's mind-boggling. I cannot conceive of a single reason he wouldn't show even one person who isn't his personal confidant the diagnosis. If he didn't want this kind of attention, that's all it would take. Obviously people are going to assume he's lying under these circumstances but even if we consider the 'best-case scenario' for him, it's that he actually does have cancer and, for some reason, he WANTS the entire internet to hate him anyway.

[@wazaagbreak-head6039]

Where's the 15k wings

[@GiovanniNero]

i keep forgetting is this Boogie2988 or Mundane Matt?

[@reversemudkip8798]

I hope it’s true

[@cjhaigler1234]

Has Mersh starting on Boogie yet?

[@daijodan]

I just wanted to ask him brother wtf do you stand to lose by showing one tiny piece of your med records? Obviously hes lying but that was the most unbelievable excuse to cling to. Well two years ago i said i wouldnt so f you guys.. baffling

[@kyllme1500]

He admits he has nothing to lose and everything to gain (vindication and a several thousand dollar payout) if he just showed the diagnosis. His excuse of trying to stand on principle completely falls apart when you remeber he sold out his audience to a crypto scam for $10,000, acknowledged it was a scam to Coffeezilla, and decided to keep all the money and not give it away. His reasoning to do that was to pay for medical bills, so he is willing to break a principle if it will benefit him enough. The only logical explanation is that Boogie is a fat, narcissistic, man child who is addicted to any kind of attention.

[@TheMinuteman]

He is a man of principle and will not be bullied for some reason

[@Vacerous]

Ikr? Jim just blacked out his address. We already knew a la Ralph, that Jim's real name is James Augustine now, so he left that part on the charts. 15k could cover a lot of those tests and meds for a while.

[@C4MG1RL]

It just doesn't make sense to me. So he had a "maybe" diagnosis for 2 years and was only just now planning to get a for sure test, he's been streaming and pu lic nonstop and I at least don't recall him ever having long stretches of breaks for medical, I don't think any boxing agency would let anyone fight with any kind of cancer, he says he is strapped for cash but refuses money and has all these super expensive novelty items, he says he doesn't want to be in the public eye and is done but then keeps going on streams, and again he's alluding to suicide when he gets cornered.

[@DionysusJPower]

"That's for me" - Boogie2988, 2024.

[@BOT-gx6qq]

Ayo wen dafuq was dis

[@PuritySin]

Tonight

[@LordUzaki]

Boogie is actively sharing more detailed private medical information live on stream in an attempt to secure his private information lmao. If he had just posted the screencap, all we would know is he was diagnoised with blood cancer. Instead, we now know; How long hes been treated for The tests he took to test for this The results of those tests The tests done on those results The type of surgery he is going to get to further confirm those results. The type of medications hes taking The general cost of those medications The cost of the surgery hes getting We have so much more detailed private medical information now from what hes said than we ever would have gotten had he just posted the screencap and he wants to argue for maintaining his privacy?! LMAO GTFO

[@thesecondhat4717]

Why all this goodwill towards Boogie? He is a known liar.

[@javajav3004]

Cause he'll ragequit when the hard balls are thrown near the end, so you have to bait him out with kindness to get the story out