Godfrey Hates Vegetarians, Loves Indian Food | JFL | LOL StandUp!

Godfrey hates vegetarians and he's not afraid to say it. He shares his true feeling about being a proud meat eater and having to deal with criticism from his friends because of it. The comedian also shares stories about his childhood food experiences, McDonald's and his love of Indian food.
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[@miles8793]

Half-comedy, half-morse code

[@Xishnik94]

i wouldn't call this comedy.

[@miles8793]

P I that’s why I said “half”

[@raphgwapiano7387]

So what is it ?

[@Xishnik94]

@@raphgwapiano7387 poorly written judgemental ranting.

[@raphgwapiano7387]

@@Xishnik94 lmao still funny it's a lotta truth to his jokes.

[@kalyana9705]

Most indian restaurants in USA modify their dishes significantly to suit American tastes They are barely spicy at all.

[@marleyjanim5033]

Damn it man

[@PhdMusic03]

shut up

[@peng9940]

lol so true.. if u wanna try the real spice of India, come visit India and have the real food :p

[@MonumentalDong]

Shut the hell up it's a stand up comedy show

[@itzshepster]

I live in India I hate India India sucks

[@suraj-op2bx]

Facts- India is largest producer and consumer of vegetarian food Vegetarian food is different from Vegan 🤣🤣

[@tannupriya6648]

@Spartacus oh come on

[@sowhat...]

@Arise Arjuna they use ghee in most of that stuff so it ain't vegan.

[@vaibhav3946]

@Spartacus most of dish comes from milk ????? seriously ??? i eat roit,sabji,daal chaawal, samosa kachori, poha, wadapav almost EVERYDAY and mostly its all vegan food... SWEETS isnt everyday food my friend.

[@vaibhav3946]

@Spartacus i am not stupid person.. we use wood cold pressed peanuts oil of nature way brand which is best for west part of india. even ghee is usually a homemade which we use while most of branded ghee people use is cream based and not yougurt based. I don't have any health issues.

[@EB-ok3io]

I think the point is that Godfrey was talking about how much he hates vegetarians but loves Indian food which is mostly vegetarian 😩

[@pranavkhatavkar1627]

Indian music, language, accent, culture, food, clothing everything is different in different states.

[@ayush7643]

@Mohamed Ali and they care about pakistan ? 😂😂🇵🇰🐷🇵🇰🐷🇵🇰🤣😂🤣😂🤣🐷🇵🇰🐷🇵🇰🇵🇰 #pkmb

[@aditaysingh]

Like all Asian seems Chinese to us, Westerners too can't distinguish between our language accent food everything that you have listed.

[@AlexMagic]

So many beep beep beep...not even Netflix does that! Come on let the man talk ,

[@abdirisakawes6544]

LOL

[@neghiethervil5606]

Kids watch this..so...I guess they're trying to keep it pg.

[@Fanatic0001]

beeping is too much. cannot watch

[@andiCNH]

and lose that sweet ad money?

[@revivedsoul1099]

sensetive mother fckers, nothing wrong with cursing danm

[@zackmckenzie3582]

I like the part when he says beep...

[@Element_xo]

Zack Mckenzie 🤣💀

[@TheMrCrabz]

🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@CarynDPrescott]

I especially like when he says beep beep and beeeeeeep!

[@BGDDYTRICE]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@CleverN90]

FUNNY ASF

[@positive_vibes_2427]

The Indian guy cursing him out made me laugh so hard lmfaooo

[@izzylandyt]

MKK reminds me of them Indian phone scammers 😂

[@varun2440]

IzzyLand YT 🧢👨🏾‍💻💡🌍 lol we ourselves in india tackle with these bastards at least once every month lol

[@Mrugeshvala]

i am from india😂😂 but i am not vegeterian 😂😂

[@namco003]

Which part, the one where he said BLEEP BLEEP, or the part where he said BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!! Those were hilarious

[@positive_vibes_2427]

Mrugesh ki videos same, which part?

[@tiffanifarrington4039]

This made me want to go get some Indian food tomorrow for lunch!

[@Politickticktickin]

Sometimes when you grow up eating the same thing over and over, you get tired of it n

[@mnv_6167]

How was it? Spicy?

[@Mike-ci5io]

Let me join you next time

[@sowhat...]

Tiffani Farrington wow how can you be so beautiful? 😍

[@soulsearch1234]

@@sowhat... The right make up, the right angle, eliminating body parts you don't like from the picture, add a few takes and voila!! Instant artificial beauty!

[@thegr8destroyer]

this comedy is not for this channel with so many *bleep* bleeps... they even bleeped my comment? Aint that a *bleep*

[@e.b.g7126]

Lol

[@alexyoung6499]

Funny how I still know exactly what you said

[@Dolly351]

DJ Founten 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@atulborkar3504]

It was barely comical

[@SonataHellsica]

think it would have been funnier without all those bleeps

[@Vinnafetish]

I was about to say the same thing. IDK why it's censored

[@jaymiddleton1782]

Sonata Hellsica it wouldn’t.

[@Zeegoner]

The bleeps were the funniest part of this, not even throwing shade.

[@ladybug4885]

U think tell us something we don't know. Like how to Time Jump out this b@!&*# to another Galaxy. Lol I had to u left the door open 😘

[@sowhat...]

@@jaymiddleton1782 of course it would because the bleeping is annoying af.

[@perfectmason690]

haven’t even watched the video but i wonder if he knows that 40% of india is vegetarian by US standards; indian cuisine is fully compatible with a vegetarian lifestyle and it’s actually really good (i lived there for a year and was vegetarian the whole time, note i wasn’t a vegetarian before going)

[@aryamadamwar4820]

I'm vegitarian from 14 years and I'm 14 year old..

[@zaquaviaoliver7137]

He probably knows…That’s what makes the joke funnier…Godfrey is a smart comedian he probably said it on purpose so ppl can make comments like this 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Dante-nu5cn]

Oh my god how fucking annoying

[@Boistyle34]

No one cares.

[@hello.667]

@@aryamadamwar4820 yes true. Being vegetarian in India is very easy and normal .

[@valentina47734]

This guy is not only freaking hilarious but speaks foreign languages excellently.

[@truthfinder8652]

you mean the cure words? cuz all i heard was beep beep beep..

[@creativestudioentertainment]

Bajrang Dal is waiting for you in India 😆

[@shreykundra7]

Rehne de bhai, mat bata. Surprise mein bhi comedy hota hai 😂

[@brother1ray]

Indian food is amazing to us, because you have spices and flavours we have never experienced...…….God, even your veg curries are incredible to us! Thank you.

[@barcak1912]

@@brother1ray RESPECT

[@Marxist215]

Fuck off

[@duryodhannayak8762]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nomad-qm3zf]

I discovered indian food way too late in life.

[@Nomad-qm3zf]

@igeto12 25. I'm 28.

[@91toinfinity]

Better late then never. Welcome brother!

[@PoojaYadav-bz8vt]

I'm eating since birth😭

[@ylent1200]

@@PoojaYadav-bz8vt bihari oR up food is not the Indian food they talk About. It's mughlai cuisines usually that are famous

[@anuragtiwari3561]

@@ylent1200 lol hahahaha ! Indian food is Indian Food ! Be it Idli / Dosa of South or beef/pork of Northeast or sweet deserts of Bengal Snacks of West Or those gravy food from North . Also FYI , Agra/Delhi/Luckhnow all Mughal main cities r in UP only . & Those are INDIAN FOOD ! 😏😏😏😏😏😏🤘🙏

[@entity9957]

I am an indian and I am offended so much that i am laughing my ass out...🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@MeghaRawat-qc8pq]

Oh which part of the joke? Beep beep... or when he goes beep beep beep beep???🙂

[@entity9957]

@@MeghaRawat-qc8pq we generally don't give any shit about grammar when we start cursing, its just have to be curse word, thats all, doesn't need to be in proper sequence also.

[@MeghaRawat-qc8pq]

@@entity9957 hain??? Did I say a word about grammar?

[@Chudan-lal-chunni]

@@entity9957 bro literally no one cares if you are offended too stop showing yourself as open minded stfu and sit down

[@entity9957]

@@Chudan-lal-chunni the fact that u replied to a comment i did 2 years ago literally contradicts what u said. Lol ppl these days

[@confettiRedPill]

My dog thought the security alarm was going off with all the beeping

[@barcak1912]

That was way more Arabian music than Indian

[@goodboygaming1473]

Yaa right broo 😂😂🤣🤣

[@nityasharma2929]

@Wandering Philosopher 😂 so true

[@ViratKohli-qi9km]

@Tom Marvolo Riddle voldemort you are right,but i thought you were dead😂

[@YtCsBt]

Had to pan to the Asian guy laughing for safety

[@KShiro-xb7sj]

lol thought so too

[@Zeegoner]

Saif I hope you have grown since you posted this comment

[@ltnationradio8348]

Dont worry hes Japanese

[@theunfunnybone3654]

@@ManifestBest Indians are Asians.

[@Shubham-zb7tp]

I am Indian and i really liked it.His indian accent was funny😂😂😂.

[@ichangemynameregularly]

Oh my God... how did he make that beeping sound!!!... He is sooooo talented not just in comedy but also in dubbing machine voices

[@danielspeics]

How tf You censoring KZbin?

[@Gold833]

Demonatization

[@808Plague]

or vid gets demonatized

[@e.b.g7126]

RIGHT!!!

[@insomthegreat]

Fucking KZbin SMH

[@sai9718]

Daniels Peičs you’re handsome

[@Halal_Generation]

60% comedy, Bleep 40% bleeps

[@kuldeepdeka6164]

Indian accent spot on !!👌🏽👌🏽

[@shridharbhawar4013]

it was south indian accent.. too clumsy

[@poojamblik528]

Not every indian speaks like that tho, ever foreigner just does the stereotypical tamilian accent

[@shridharbhawar4013]

@@poojamblik528 yeah.. all south indian speak english like mexican

[@tanbirnr2389]

@@poojamblik528 yeah, I'M always mad about this...

[@poojamblik528]

@@tanbirnr2389 same

[@prashantk8443]

*Beep Beep Beep* I feel like I'm in ICU

[@ColdDream224]

Glad Godfrey is getting his shine.

[@dennesey]

Godfrey is the only comedian that gets a non-stop laugh out of me. So damn funny. Since we are almost there, just bleep out the remaining 8% and let his expressions be the show.

[@hay7501]

He's actually dogshit lol he's super hacky, every joke and idea has been overdone so many times this was honestly cringe.

[@ehime001]

@@hay7501 why did u watch then?

[@hay7501]

@@ehime001 to see if I liked it before I passed judgement...

[@ehime001]

@@hay7501 no you said he has over done it so many times. My point is if you know that u shouldn't even watch cause it will be the same shit.

[@MrDmonst]

Did he pay u? He ain’t funny at all

[@sammydane5988]

1:48 Distressed meat, 2:52 Father, 4:28 Indian food, 5:41 Chinese food 😂 Great comedian 👏

[@Poemi10304]

How’d he do that weird Mandarin-Cantonese combo accent?? 😂

[@fionaabifarin1298]

I’m Nigerian, it’s so true 😂😂

[@s.w.1.m]

Clean comedy, just how I like it. Not a single curse word and Godfrey makes me laugh 😂

[@PryorHendoizm]

This ain't no damn clean comedy, you just can't hear the cuss words. Dude got no filter

[@lajikaln9ne933]

@@PryorHendoizm 😭😭😭😭

[@Ylixzir]

@@PryorHendoizm 😭

[@sonofagun3753]

@@PryorHendoizm dayumn I didn't even know that until I saw your comment

[@Tsukiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Weak

[@sw-gd7gy]

all these beeps are disgusting. a comedy is about language and timing. this censorship destroys it completely. its nearly impossible to watch it. congrats.

[@voraciouschild9226]

He's telling the truth about going to the bathroom after eating Indian food though. It's delicious, but last week I thought I was going to crap my brains out.😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😅😅

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

Dude... if you're afraid that no one will run their ads on your channel because of all the cursing, just put their company names up and we'll make sure not to buy anything from them. Just uncensore your content.

[@rahult6016]

It's the network

[@daibm5392]

One of the most underrated comedians ever!

[@kdubbtha1]

Da IBM FACTS.

[@highpriest8571]

lol he sucks

[@AkshardhamNewDelhi]

I think he is average.

[@jaymiddleton1782]

Da IBM this guy sucks. This material was dogshit.

[@chimannadi4550]

Da IBM so agree

[@diyakasaragod1152]

His expressions are on POINT 😍

[@yorgunsamuray]

Back in the 80s and the early 90s, McDonalds was like a luxurious restaurant in my country. By the late 90s, it had became a teenage dating spot. Not a big luxury, but still had an edge. You took your date to McD, instant win.

[@Tits_Money]

57% was offended even the other races😂

[@CLBye]

facts bruh they dont know comedy 😂😂

[@Tits_Money]

@@CLBye lol for real that audience was tight😂

[@sailor_guy9841]

Yeah as an Indian I understand COMEDY 😂😂

[@sankofax8082]

lol godferry don't give a fuck. check his IG... i guess thats why he's yet to be picked up by the mainstream. he's too real

[@yudy92]

Thanks for running a perfectly good comedy set with censorship! That's what comedy is about

[@lolafemmefatale1852]

😂 Nigerian dad’s got to love it

[@edemfekpe6261]

U r sexy mama

[@deepatt6395]

Still hilarious with 1000 beeps. Godfrey is the goat before it's eaten 🐐🍖😆

[@claudiadraskowitsch9203]

Thank you for having us here. My kids are hungry. My wife is on double shift. I will never cook for them. 😂😂😂😂 I almost pissed in my pants

[@mannyismood8187]

*This guy is really good had me crying 😂*

[@startingQB]

How could you hear what he was saying? Lol

[@billyxu2266]

Godfrey deserves a netflix special. DANG HE IS FUNNY AF!

[@kaylun80]

Man he left me in tears of laughter ! Love the diverse accents he makes.

[@DarrellTron]

This gotta be a record for the most beeps, shout out to the editor 😂

[@JohannesLabusch]

He missed one 5:14

[@EladLavyUzan]

This was soo good,loved that he still enjoys telling the same jokes he probably told a lot of times before,a lot of comedians seem bored of their jokes after telling them again and again lol His delivery was great :)

[@Hbubera]

You have no idea brother ... how good that real Indian food is ... Just come to The India ... I'm damn sure you will absolutely amaze

[@MidwestBrotha]

This dude is a Legend....seriously!!!!

[@downwiththezionistpsychopa9812]

Killed it. Godfrey is a legend and so original

[@missrenee2u]

Use me as a Godfrey is funny AF button. 🤣💯💯

[@nebusektenel352]

That Chinese impression was off the hook. Gad damn!! LoL. "You sure?"

[@kenrickbautista6141]

"You eat meat?!" 😂 Love Godfrey so much. He's straight-up cool. 🤣

[@bookish.calirican]

The Indian head bob side to side, on point!

[@AndreBenjaminswife]

He's honestly talking about how vegans criticize other meat eaters😂😂😂😂😂

[@Suryapoosarla]

really

[@TheMasterGEA]

It was so enjoyable to watch the last 30 secs because I could definitely hear the joke over all the bleeping.

[@Marsha_Ann]

Dude need his own Netflix special! 😂

[@jstnhnh]

“Did you see the documentary? There’s a documentary...” 😂😂 so true

[@Q40SWAY]

I like that part where it beeped 😂

[@utkarsh4]

His accents are on point😂😂. Especially my accent. The indian one😂😂

[@ogburich43]

I love Godfrey's stand up comedy. One of my all time favorites!!

[@pjwolf]

Godfrey is awesome.😂😅😄

[@aquaafterlife1009]

That dude is funny as hell

[@meegs699]

This man speaks Chinese like he actually is Chinese lol

[@LaPotraBellaca]

I love how the vegetarian up front was a good sport

[@NileshR12]

I'm Indian-American 😂😂

[@Conquerer90]

This guy is rly talented watched it twice

[@vsingod2185]

Same bro, low key I think he's funnier then Kevin hart

[@johnnymccray182]

@@vsingod2185 low key? He been funnier.

[@mannyismood8187]

*he got jokes written on his hand 😂 **6:32*

[@GM-cv4vl]

I just became a fan, i have spent all day listening to him. His imitating game is so strong that each story is too real!

[@youngmal2k682]

at this point why even upload the video

[@AA-pp7kc]

😎But PLANTS don't have emotion....... OK try to Eat your family member after all they r also a MEAT 🤣😎😎

[@entertainmentvidz]

Godfrey so good with impressions 😂

[@thegoldentooth]

When you know below 0.1% about India and Indian. God bless you 🙏

[@mraymanTube]

Funniest stand up after a long time! Laughed so hard my stomach muscles started aching!!

[@bluecollarbud6345]

"I wish plants made noise" 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrPgregorio]

How he says “Look what they do to the cows” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@satendersinghchaudhary8762]

i'm an Indian, not at all offended. AWESOME stuff. Hilarious material.

[@patrick_gerard_zec_de_almeida]

5:55 - 6:20 Absolutely my favourite part!

[@ms98-916]

More beeps than words 😂

[@owenmokgalutsi]

This guy has me crying 😂😂😂😂😂 I has to lead in a movie

[@RealDynamite]

THIS VIDEO IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM .... THIS IS ONLY A TEST...

[@chrszt]

Idk why but he reminds me of my dad 😂

[@ajithkumarprakash2406]

I as an INDIAN support this message 😂😂😂

[@sankisets2368]

U r from pakisthan....go to pakisthan.... Tress will grow fastly,but if u kill animals,thet dont come back

[@PurushNahiMahaPurush]

r/canconfirmiamindian

[@bobikmal9667]

when he said "beep..beep.beeeeeeeepepppppppp" i felt that

[@PKJ11]

I felt it when he said "beep beep beeep"

[@takhonalindakhoza]

Obsessed with this guy!

[@TheMirmir07]

Same. Lol

[@kenyamctee4620]

Takhona Khoza Me too!!! Sexy man

[@TheStarcraftJunkie]

"I'M GOING TO RUN A COMEDY KZbin CHANNEL WITH CENSORSHIP" Best idea ever.

[@positive_vibes_2427]

Bro, I cried at the Mcdonalds and Indian parts lmaooooo

[@anirbanchakraborty1464]

A clip for 8 minutes and had 5 mints of *beeeep*... Feels like I am in traffic right now

[@thinkcap1]

You sure! Everything good haha

[@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod]

Well done, Godfrey. You're Hilarious. 😁💯

[@lotfiagouni7223]

His chinese impression is just great 😂 ( yo moder is not hiya)

[@unveilwithellah]

😂😂😂LOVE HIM! West Africa to the world 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@statiicmoves4126]

This are so funny

[@NetraamNav]

This is almost like an episode of Jerry Springer

[@will8091]

sounds like a jerry springer episode when the couples are arguing.

[@shannonpollard3964]

I've never ate Indian food before seems like it's too many different foods put together, but after watching this video I'm thinking about trying it.

[@gopinathrahul6293]

come on Pollard, don't you want to create your own music... go ahead and try....just kidding....everything is NICE !!!

[@abdirisakawes6544]

HAHAHA HE IS HILARIOUS

[@Yako9x16]

Farmer going like “shut up cow!” 😂

[@swapnilbhagat4371]

Never gonna watch this channel again..so many beeps..my ears are numb..

[@richa9657]

I wish I could like this comment more than once. Argh, I feel you! 🙄😂 I had to put my ears to rest after watching this. Never going to repeat this ever.

[@animenomad4186]

Yeah why even upload a video of just beeps with occasional comedic words in-between

[@natalivucet7980]

Godfrey is so so underrated! Love to you G!♥️