Long time no see.

[@merylmaks8655]

Missed you, David.

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Dickie Roberts 2: Grace Still Cries Every Day

[@user-ov4sl7wf7r]

You look great David, I’ve had a few MRI..exactly..hope all is well, I got my neck fixed just a bit. I love this guy, I’m gonna play a song for him.

[@jackcolgan3486]

We need more comedians like David Spade. Comedians who keep doing all that political bs gets really old. It’s just refreshing seeing a monologue about just regular life events and funny news. Spade is an underrated comedian

[@OptimusSatanas]

Im more tired of morons like you who want to ignore everything. Yall are the reason every thing is fucked.

[@MrsWelsby]

Oh my GOSH!!! I missed you so much!! I clicked the moment the nota popped up!!

[@lucia39433]

Me too

[@colesteeleA]

Perfect monologue... Not a speck of rust, Spade.

[@sandydelsignore768]

You said you were just going out for a pack of cigarettes.

[@ellisrose8017]

🙈😅

[@dlairth]

@Sandy DelSignore ... and the Comments section has been closed; thanks to everyone else for trying.

[@drewf2et54yu47mij67]

@Sarah Kelly You're probably dumb as a brick. But that's ok, you probably have other good qualities.

[@nilfux]

@@drewf2et54yu47mij67 STFU incel

[@drewf2et54yu47mij67]

@@nilfux Oh look, someone with upside text that makes him look like this edgy. You only do that because you know you're useless to everyone around you and, more importantly, to yourself. Good luck.

[@brianjordan3063]

David: Checks off joke on paper, "did that it sucks." Me: laughs harder than I should.

[@mokie2250]

It's always David that reminds me I haven't laughed since the last time I saw David.

[@lulu-qw8xy]

Very glad to see you David! Much love to you! ❤

[@mikeh6482]

I don't think it's a coincidence that there was a spike in Covid 19 (🤓) while you were on hiatus. Thank God you're back. You are healthy for us.

[@Equineenergynonprofit]

Sending you wellbeing and appreciation for all the giggles! Feel good in your body 👍❤️

[@tracy9610]

Hair looks great. Thanks for coming back!! 💚

[@traceridpath6614]

Glad to have you back Mr. Spade! Missed you man.

[@auhyr]

Welcome back David. I love your monologues.

[@amelias.2509]

Missed you! The Summer of Spade got us through. The Wrong Missy deserves to win!

[@dannygarcia8708]

David!!! I think you are one of the few comedians that are still original!! Sigue rompiendo madres (keep doin your thing)!

[@maggieschnabel8893]

Been rewatching Dickie Roberts to get my Spade fix. So happy to see your face!!

[@Battshimself]

How dare you just walk back into our lives.

[@misfitbritt]

69th like.... and yes... im proud of that

[@PINEAPPAULA]

Missed you, too, Spade!! 😁

[@angela8884]

I literally spend hours watching KZbin videos of you !!! The same ones at time! You honestly bring me joy through all the bad and sadness going on.

[@lauraadjey8893]

Dave gets funnier the worse his covid fatigue gets.. love ya

[@aarinteich]

Totally true! Its like he’s not even trying to show you that he doesnt give a fark, when before he used to show you that he doesn’t give a fark

[@JunkfoodJunction]

It took him 7 months to write this!!!!!

[@fazelrawnaq1256]

comedic genius, we need you back Spadey

[@sheridan7475]

I loved you as tiger king at the emmys 💕💕

[@christa526]

David Spade just nailed the best impression of an MRI machine ever.

[@flora71146]

David, you were the only laughs I had during quarantine. I need you back regularly please❤️❤️❤️

[@lauriem4112]

Missed you David. You are a comedic genius!❤

[@unverifiedusername]

The mildly amused girl politely chuckling in the background sounds extremely attractive somehow.

[@divadevincent711]

DAVID welcome back‼️ for ants 🐜🐜🐜 use Terro liquid traps. I put a couple where they come in a conga line lasts appx 12-24 hrs they get it all over their feet take it back to the nest... In the interim to dissuade a scout from telling his buddies he found a party palace 🥳 use Eucalyptus oil. I use a Q-tip and make a line the length of the baseboard it smells for a while but works. For fun draw a circle around an ant he won’t cross the line. And no I don’t pull wings off butterflies 🦋 in my spare time.

[@grecco_buckliano]

SO glad you're back and glad to see you. By far, funniest story of the year : the cussing parrots cussing each other and the people. Even funnier, the people were cussing back at them. They all had to be separated so they don't "set each other off". I would have paid double to cuss at the parrots, man. Even better : spadoodle is back on the internet tip!

[@eternalearth88]

It's so lovely to see you being alive healthy and real! Thank you for being you and for hanging out with us on KZbin David!

[@CheyenneKingActress]

Good to see ya Spade.

[@annn37]

Going back and watching your old videos and getting a great laugh!!! Thank you for doing these! 😂

[@tawnyrolltide557]

Was thrilled to see you were back!!! So funny! Did you know that Carol F***ing Baskins is on Dancing With The Stars? I can’t wait to hear your comments on that!

[@lonelyone]

This is the kind of news I've missed out on without Spade around.

[@tawnyrolltide557]

Vital information for sure

[@capriceg7042]

(#316) Oh David, I have missed you!!! You're humor is aone of a kind!!!

[@VianneyCreates]

I have been waiting for youuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mickydale8594]

Oh I definitely missed this humor 👏👏👏👏

[@mrav8r]

RAID: we découpage ants! Missed you Dave!

[@goulash64]

David is so darn cute. Very entertaining. Wish I could hang out with you all day.

[@jediknightjairinaiki560]

Glad to see and hear you back. Funny as always.

[@colonelangus1709]

-Clicked immediately!! Happy to see + hear you again!!

[@nightowl3655]

I miss you!! I have been waiting for you to come to PDX, but postponed indefinitely. 😢 please give us something at least every few weeks. Always voting for ya!!😃

[@StaceNyourFace]

I LOVE that purple nail polish. 💜You've always had good taste, Dave!

[@saipanbrad]

Welcome back, D-Spade! Really loved your show and this channel. Hope all is well.

[@luke5767]

Awesome to see ya back! You have been sorely missed......

[@SLEEPYJK]

I've missed you and this show a lot! ❤️

[@Schweigardt]

Make the MRI sound one of your regular sound effects!

[@poppyspiral6988]

Thank You for coming back

[@bobkowalczyk9764]

LaffFest from start to finish! Red Zone analogy floored me. Welcome back to the lace where you belong.

[@deborahallen3349]

So glad to see you're back...and navy is your color, work it

[@greenkribs]

Watched Dickie Roberts last night! Mr.Spade is the best. Love your work, you are a comedy king ✊🏾♥️👑

[@cjcj6945]

Need you back on a sitcom, your humor is 1 of a kind! Don't you know "some people"? 😁

[@goodvibrations2751]

Good for you David Spade. You look great especially smiling 🤗

[@cn4489]

Herps on his cheek.

[@nolac499]

Lol

[@PooNinja]

Most definitely

[@AdamSpade]

From the cumshot compilation.

[@martiemesh5507]

No longer ghosted! So happy to see your face “warts & all”!

[@heyitslilz2474]

Trust me, you’ve been missed. 💛 😃

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

Here's an idea. David walks on to the set of The Tonight Show while they're recording,walks up to Fallon at the desk,punches him unconcious "thanks for saving my spot bud" and nobody blinks. Boom! new host of The Tonight Show. Think about it. You know you want it.

[@hirschiegirl]

Missed you!! Welcome Back! 🤗

[@scotts.4413]

Been a while since I have laughed this much. This was so good. Please keep them coming!

[@i_hate_vampires5063]

Man I missed this! Thanks so much Mr. Spade.

[@thanimal6745]

Love the Memento-esque left hand. Best comedic timing in the bizz.

[@alexisc6136]

I waited a full minute to watch your video so I wouldn't look desperate 😎

[@vamanosninja4143]

:P

[@curtislindsey1736]

Holy shit, finally! Been needing some Spade.

[@HarryWilmington]

For ANTS: Mix lemon juice with water, annihilates ants and no poisonous smell!

[@Gramma-Bambi-Lynn]

Thanks for making me smile, Davey, just by being you...love it!

[@JK-mh5lt]

The older you get the more you channel Johnny Carson. We miss you, we miss comedy!

[@nitamosquitastaros932]

Yayyy!!! Missed you too David! Was so 🤬 your show was canceled. Keep us entertained on KZbin. 👏👌😽

[@WeddingFriends]

SPADE 🖤♠ We missed you!!

[@mattk1693]

I had an hour and 15 minute brain MRI last year. Worst moment of my life...follow by the good news of not having a brain tumor!

[@robertdavison3738]

I have been missing your humor.

[@Mark_is]

I thought about you a lot more than I should've while you were gone

[@ellisrose8017]

😂

[@b1naryt001z]

Welcome back Mr. Spade!

[@13699111]

Thank you for the real mixed take on life David more when your ready please .

[@Roy-G-Biv]

Wrong Missy was hysterical.

[@adamh6420]

Miss you David lol

[@walterhorne5364]

I think it’s awesome that someone can be like you and be straight.

[@paulsmith4238]

The shark bites Mike's ear off, I'm watching that !

[@jaredkyle5987]

I can watch re runs of TOMMY BOY all day!!! BLACK SHEEP is a classic too... Love ya David keep us laughing!!!!

[@jbstrevel94]

“and it’s not over when you leave” 😂😂😂

[@ainekellan6295]

Glad to see you back! Got an MRI on my neck, no clue about those noises, and I'm claustrophobic. People I talked to about it, never mentioned the noises, just kept talking about how they meditated to get through it. Apparently my meditation skills are shit, because every time those noises started up, it would scare the hell out of me. I actually think the damn noises were worse then the whole "I'm stuck in a tube and can't move" vibe.

[@imTuzan]

David you’re a beast I love every one of your movies bro, wish to meet you some day

[@jonp3890]

I didn’t realize I could have claustrophobia until they stuck me in one of those clang happy magnetic burritos, with my nose about an inch from the top surface. I pushed that panic button almost instantly, and they slid me out and clapped those weird glasses on me.

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

Hope everything goes okay with your neck dude. We love you.

[@amiller9370]

He's back! YES!

[@IsaacshauntedbeardBlogspot]

Welcome back. I MISSED YOU!

[@billribas]

MRI was relaxing for me, reminded me of living in NYC

[@jessm2560]

I almost fall asleep during my yearly MRI 😅

[@cherylnelson3499]

I haven’t enjoyed a decoupage joke in years..Thank you David.❤️

[@stephenclark4541]

Thanks for the check in David. We missed you.

[@glengamble526]

‘Mike Tyson was supposed to fight a shark on the Discovery channel...” 😂

[@gvantsasakaruli9900]

Emperor Kusko and not only, love you man, you made my childhood so much better. Big fan

[@EBBCAManagement]

Five thousand stars for the Tenet bit! I'm crying!

[@davmets86]

I missed Heather

[@ccast5261]

Snow Dogs 3 🤣🤣🤣 “lets go to a clip”

[@carlosgaspar8447]

combined to be the best review of tenet.

[@co_row]

Just. Happy. Can we get one extended monologue per week??? I’m not trying to be greedy...

[@kevinrestoule]

So good to have you back David!

[@jasonhouston2512]

Great show! I love COVID19 Guy. That's a hilarious bit.

[@Carb0hydrates]

Thank God!! I’ve been watching lights out clips and remembering a better time... 2020 looking up!

[@RexMunger]

One of the only celebrities who I would want to meet. Spade is naturally hilarious

[@toriwisdom8385]

Yay!!! I missed you David!!

[@helenmilchling368]

Missed you!! 😍😘

[@ZobethC]

I miss you David. You make me so happy and laugh so hard. You say the crazy stuff I am thinking.

[@sarapugh6700]

FINALLY. where the hell have you been? nobody was here to tickle my funny bone for WEEKS!