You look great David, I’ve had a few MRI..exactly..hope all is well, I got my neck fixed just a bit. I love this guy, I’m gonna play a song for him.
@jackcolgan34863 жыл бұрын
We need more comedians like David Spade. Comedians who keep doing all that political bs gets really old. It’s just refreshing seeing a monologue about just regular life events and funny news. Spade is an underrated comedian
@OptimusSatanas3 жыл бұрын
Im more tired of morons like you who want to ignore everything. Yall are the reason every thing is fucked.
@MrsWelsby3 жыл бұрын
Oh my GOSH!!! I missed you so much!! I clicked the moment the nota popped up!!
@lucia394333 жыл бұрын
Me too
@colesteeleA3 жыл бұрын
Perfect monologue... Not a speck of rust, Spade.
@sandydelsignore7683 жыл бұрын
You said you were just going out for a pack of cigarettes.
@ellisrose80173 жыл бұрын
🙈😅
@dlairth3 жыл бұрын
@Sandy DelSignore ... and the Comments section has been closed; thanks to everyone else for trying.
@drewf2et54yu47mij673 жыл бұрын
@Sarah Kelly You're probably dumb as a brick. But that's ok, you probably have other good qualities.
@nilfux3 жыл бұрын
@@drewf2et54yu47mij67 STFU incel
@drewf2et54yu47mij673 жыл бұрын
@@nilfux Oh look, someone with upside text that makes him look like this edgy. You only do that because you know you're useless to everyone around you and, more importantly, to yourself. Good luck.
@brianjordan30633 жыл бұрын
David: Checks off joke on paper, "did that it sucks." Me: laughs harder than I should.
@mokie22503 жыл бұрын
It's always David that reminds me I haven't laughed since the last time I saw David.
@lulu-qw8xy3 жыл бұрын
Very glad to see you David! Much love to you! ❤
@mikeh64823 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's a coincidence that there was a spike in Covid 19 (🤓) while you were on hiatus. Thank God you're back. You are healthy for us.
@Equineenergynonprofit3 жыл бұрын
Sending you wellbeing and appreciation for all the giggles! Feel good in your body 👍❤️
@tracy96103 жыл бұрын
Hair looks great. Thanks for coming back!! 💚
@traceridpath66143 жыл бұрын
Glad to have you back Mr. Spade! Missed you man.
@auhyr3 жыл бұрын
Welcome back David. I love your monologues.
@amelias.25093 жыл бұрын
Missed you! The Summer of Spade got us through. The Wrong Missy deserves to win!
@dannygarcia87083 жыл бұрын
David!!! I think you are one of the few comedians that are still original!! Sigue rompiendo madres (keep doin your thing)!
@maggieschnabel88933 жыл бұрын
Been rewatching Dickie Roberts to get my Spade fix. So happy to see your face!!
@Battshimself3 жыл бұрын
How dare you just walk back into our lives.
@misfitbritt3 жыл бұрын
69th like.... and yes... im proud of that
@PINEAPPAULA3 жыл бұрын
Missed you, too, Spade!! 😁
@angela88843 жыл бұрын
I literally spend hours watching KZbin videos of you !!! The same ones at time! You honestly bring me joy through all the bad and sadness going on.
@lauraadjey88933 жыл бұрын
Dave gets funnier the worse his covid fatigue gets.. love ya
@aarinteich3 жыл бұрын
Totally true! Its like he’s not even trying to show you that he doesnt give a fark, when before he used to show you that he doesn’t give a fark
@JunkfoodJunction3 жыл бұрын
It took him 7 months to write this!!!!!
@fazelrawnaq12563 жыл бұрын
comedic genius, we need you back Spadey
@sheridan74753 жыл бұрын
I loved you as tiger king at the emmys 💕💕
@christa5263 жыл бұрын
David Spade just nailed the best impression of an MRI machine ever.
@flora711463 жыл бұрын
David, you were the only laughs I had during quarantine. I need you back regularly please❤️❤️❤️
@lauriem41123 жыл бұрын
Missed you David. You are a comedic genius!❤
@unverifiedusername2 жыл бұрын
The mildly amused girl politely chuckling in the background sounds extremely attractive somehow.
@divadevincent7113 жыл бұрын
DAVID welcome back‼️ for ants 🐜🐜🐜 use Terro liquid traps. I put a couple where they come in a conga line lasts appx 12-24 hrs they get it all over their feet take it back to the nest... In the interim to dissuade a scout from telling his buddies he found a party palace 🥳 use Eucalyptus oil. I use a Q-tip and make a line the length of the baseboard it smells for a while but works. For fun draw a circle around an ant he won’t cross the line. And no I don’t pull wings off butterflies 🦋 in my spare time.
@grecco_buckliano3 жыл бұрын
SO glad you're back and glad to see you. By far, funniest story of the year : the cussing parrots cussing each other and the people. Even funnier, the people were cussing back at them. They all had to be separated so they don't "set each other off". I would have paid double to cuss at the parrots, man. Even better : spadoodle is back on the internet tip!
@eternalearth883 жыл бұрын
It's so lovely to see you being alive healthy and real! Thank you for being you and for hanging out with us on KZbin David!
@CheyenneKingActress3 жыл бұрын
Good to see ya Spade.
@annn372 жыл бұрын
Going back and watching your old videos and getting a great laugh!!! Thank you for doing these! 😂
@tawnyrolltide5573 жыл бұрын
Was thrilled to see you were back!!! So funny! Did you know that Carol F***ing Baskins is on Dancing With The Stars? I can’t wait to hear your comments on that!
@lonelyone3 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of news I've missed out on without Spade around.
@tawnyrolltide5573 жыл бұрын
Vital information for sure
@capriceg70423 жыл бұрын
(#316) Oh David, I have missed you!!! You're humor is aone of a kind!!!
@VianneyCreates3 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for youuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@mickydale85943 жыл бұрын
Oh I definitely missed this humor 👏👏👏👏
@mrav8r3 жыл бұрын
RAID: we découpage ants! Missed you Dave!
@goulash643 жыл бұрын
David is so darn cute. Very entertaining. Wish I could hang out with you all day.
@jediknightjairinaiki5603 жыл бұрын
Glad to see and hear you back. Funny as always.
@colonelangus17093 жыл бұрын
-Clicked immediately!! Happy to see + hear you again!!
@nightowl36553 жыл бұрын
I miss you!! I have been waiting for you to come to PDX, but postponed indefinitely. 😢 please give us something at least every few weeks. Always voting for ya!!😃
@StaceNyourFace3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE that purple nail polish. 💜You've always had good taste, Dave!
@saipanbrad3 жыл бұрын
Welcome back, D-Spade! Really loved your show and this channel. Hope all is well.
@luke57673 жыл бұрын
Awesome to see ya back! You have been sorely missed......
@SLEEPYJK3 жыл бұрын
I've missed you and this show a lot! ❤️
@Schweigardt3 жыл бұрын
Make the MRI sound one of your regular sound effects!
@poppyspiral69883 жыл бұрын
Thank You for coming back
@bobkowalczyk97643 жыл бұрын
LaffFest from start to finish! Red Zone analogy floored me. Welcome back to the lace where you belong.
@deborahallen33493 жыл бұрын
So glad to see you're back...and navy is your color, work it
@greenkribs3 жыл бұрын
Watched Dickie Roberts last night! Mr.Spade is the best. Love your work, you are a comedy king ✊🏾♥️👑
@cjcj69453 жыл бұрын
Need you back on a sitcom, your humor is 1 of a kind! Don't you know "some people"? 😁
@goodvibrations27513 жыл бұрын
Good for you David Spade. You look great especially smiling 🤗
@cn44893 жыл бұрын
Herps on his cheek.
@nolac4993 жыл бұрын
Lol
@PooNinja3 жыл бұрын
Most definitely
@AdamSpade3 жыл бұрын
From the cumshot compilation.
@martiemesh55073 жыл бұрын
No longer ghosted! So happy to see your face “warts & all”!
@heyitslilz24743 жыл бұрын
Trust me, you’ve been missed. 💛 😃
@kawasakiwhiptwo58213 жыл бұрын
Here's an idea. David walks on to the set of The Tonight Show while they're recording,walks up to Fallon at the desk,punches him unconcious "thanks for saving my spot bud" and nobody blinks. Boom! new host of The Tonight Show. Think about it. You know you want it.
@hirschiegirl3 жыл бұрын
Missed you!! Welcome Back! 🤗
@scotts.44133 жыл бұрын
Been a while since I have laughed this much. This was so good. Please keep them coming!
@i_hate_vampires50633 жыл бұрын
Man I missed this! Thanks so much Mr. Spade.
@thanimal67453 жыл бұрын
Love the Memento-esque left hand. Best comedic timing in the bizz.
@alexisc61363 жыл бұрын
I waited a full minute to watch your video so I wouldn't look desperate 😎
@vamanosninja41433 жыл бұрын
:P
@curtislindsey17363 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, finally! Been needing some Spade.
@HarryWilmington3 жыл бұрын
For ANTS: Mix lemon juice with water, annihilates ants and no poisonous smell!
@Gramma-Bambi-Lynn3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making me smile, Davey, just by being you...love it!
@JK-mh5lt3 жыл бұрын
The older you get the more you channel Johnny Carson. We miss you, we miss comedy!
@nitamosquitastaros9323 жыл бұрын
Yayyy!!! Missed you too David! Was so 🤬 your show was canceled. Keep us entertained on KZbin. 👏👌😽
@WeddingFriends3 жыл бұрын
SPADE 🖤♠ We missed you!!
@mattk16933 жыл бұрын
I had an hour and 15 minute brain MRI last year. Worst moment of my life...follow by the good news of not having a brain tumor!
@robertdavison37383 жыл бұрын
I have been missing your humor.
@Mark_is3 жыл бұрын
I thought about you a lot more than I should've while you were gone
@ellisrose80173 жыл бұрын
😂
@b1naryt001z3 жыл бұрын
Welcome back Mr. Spade!
@136991113 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the real mixed take on life David more when your ready please .
@Roy-G-Biv3 жыл бұрын
Wrong Missy was hysterical.
@adamh64203 жыл бұрын
Miss you David lol
@walterhorne53643 жыл бұрын
I think it’s awesome that someone can be like you and be straight.
@paulsmith42383 жыл бұрын
The shark bites Mike's ear off, I'm watching that !
@jaredkyle59873 жыл бұрын
I can watch re runs of TOMMY BOY all day!!! BLACK SHEEP is a classic too... Love ya David keep us laughing!!!!
@jbstrevel943 жыл бұрын
“and it’s not over when you leave” 😂😂😂
@ainekellan62953 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you back! Got an MRI on my neck, no clue about those noises, and I'm claustrophobic. People I talked to about it, never mentioned the noises, just kept talking about how they meditated to get through it. Apparently my meditation skills are shit, because every time those noises started up, it would scare the hell out of me. I actually think the damn noises were worse then the whole "I'm stuck in a tube and can't move" vibe.
@imTuzan3 жыл бұрын
David you’re a beast I love every one of your movies bro, wish to meet you some day
@jonp38903 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize I could have claustrophobia until they stuck me in one of those clang happy magnetic burritos, with my nose about an inch from the top surface. I pushed that panic button almost instantly, and they slid me out and clapped those weird glasses on me.
@thebrazilianatlantis1653 жыл бұрын
Hope everything goes okay with your neck dude. We love you.
@amiller93703 жыл бұрын
He's back! YES!
@IsaacshauntedbeardBlogspot3 жыл бұрын
Welcome back. I MISSED YOU!
@billribas3 жыл бұрын
MRI was relaxing for me, reminded me of living in NYC
@jessm25603 жыл бұрын
I almost fall asleep during my yearly MRI 😅
@cherylnelson34993 жыл бұрын
I haven’t enjoyed a decoupage joke in years..Thank you David.❤️
@stephenclark45413 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the check in David. We missed you.
@glengamble5263 жыл бұрын
‘Mike Tyson was supposed to fight a shark on the Discovery channel...” 😂
@gvantsasakaruli99003 жыл бұрын
Emperor Kusko and not only, love you man, you made my childhood so much better. Big fan
@EBBCAManagement3 жыл бұрын
Five thousand stars for the Tenet bit! I'm crying!
@davmets863 жыл бұрын
I missed Heather
@ccast52613 жыл бұрын
Snow Dogs 3 🤣🤣🤣 “lets go to a clip”
@carlosgaspar84473 жыл бұрын
combined to be the best review of tenet.
@co_row3 жыл бұрын
Just. Happy. Can we get one extended monologue per week??? I’m not trying to be greedy...
@kevinrestoule3 жыл бұрын
So good to have you back David!
@jasonhouston25123 жыл бұрын
Great show! I love COVID19 Guy. That's a hilarious bit.
@Carb0hydrates3 жыл бұрын
Thank God!! I’ve been watching lights out clips and remembering a better time... 2020 looking up!
@RexMunger3 жыл бұрын
One of the only celebrities who I would want to meet. Spade is naturally hilarious
@toriwisdom83853 жыл бұрын
Yay!!! I missed you David!!
@helenmilchling3683 жыл бұрын
Missed you!! 😍😘
@ZobethC3 жыл бұрын
I miss you David. You make me so happy and laugh so hard. You say the crazy stuff I am thinking.
@sarapugh67003 жыл бұрын
FINALLY. where the hell have you been? nobody was here to tickle my funny bone for WEEKS!